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I see our friends are all ready and
waiting for us at the crossing I guess
I'd better given the signal get me -
here they come
now my mom like we always do ready
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I'll punch my ticket why don't you give
Bettina a hand
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good you know has been wanting to do
that for a long time thank you
hey Bernice better check your light
turn off your speaking of life let's get
on the car hey come on to close stop
again nothing no we're coming I couldn't
get it all just happy now
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that infernal whistling I just noticed
that Jimmy bond and that [ __ ] friend of
his with a beard it's not to be believed
for the last year ever since that Bundy
fellow showed up I've had to put up with
that horrible racket wasn't train
service discontinued here of course it
was discontinued the railroad went
bankrupt
that was why I took over the hotel must
be hurtful having that wretched horde of
children right outside all the time
wanted to smell from the train and the
noise from those children nobody wants
to stay in my hotel what after know that
all the regulars moved out who can stand
that confounded whistling from morning
tonight the chef is the only member of
the staff who didn't quit your lunch
Jimmy roast venison did he shoot before
it gets cold
say there John here has we've been
stealing all this food from the hotel
nonsense that's all okay I get that man
hasn't paid me a single penny for the
past few months
hmm well then why do you keep on working
here oh I like riding the trains it's
really so much fun and my job is very
important after all what good is the
best engineer in the world if he hadn't
got a first-class fireman to hit him
I'll be back tomorrow
well Jimmy have we got a helmet on you
conductor I certainly don't see why not
I've got an extra one right here for
come on let's take a look let's see what
we have here let's try this one on
better shine it up first huh
perfect fit okay got your uniforms go to
work could I ask you something sister
can Alexander stay here you can take
better care of my son than I can I'm
afraid that's a little irregular we only
have all foods here with a jump like
mind it takes me all over the world it's
impossible for me to be a proper father
the boy has no mother
my wife died giving birth to him
I can't tell you how happy I'd be if I
knew who was here with you well Mother
Superior would have to give her
permission
how long will it take before I know for
sure I can tell you tomorrow
that's just great thank you since you
have to stay here till tomorrow
now I suggest you stay up there at the
hotel the chef is really excellent
here's the menu for tomorrow and then
order kappa yo longer the best vs kappa
bernabéu yo a salad milller all right
who you're playing defeated - we haven't
got more than four guests knowbility
look as well for four is 400 all right
Justin is a couple of Scots nosotros
just Anita what do you think you're
going to send in the head waiter sir
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somebody wants to check in sir what
check in okay see about the gentleman's
luggage I'll send in the porter
immediately sir yeah come in sir have a
seat
Porter where's the gentleman's luggage
I can field to send in our report to the
Marchesa at once to Amato records
Annie's arrived with that son of his and
he's staying until the race begins when
you keep your eye on him until I get
there inconspicuously you know what I
mean goodbye well what do you know he's
being right in our neighborhood not even
ten minutes away this is the chance I've
been waiting for I competed in this I'll
find an ally two years in a row and only
made second place and this person decide
or a god Sonny came in first and took
the grand prize of $100,000 I don't care
what it costs
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what do you need what you make how much
more business
hey Lynch watch where you're going with
that pain
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here let's have it down yeah hey it
looks like someone's given due to the
once-over that goes in here but careful
it's still hot
I'll be back in a sec let me try I don't
understand trains looking for something
friend huh yes I was looking for my son
he was playing around here somewhere he
isn't in the workshop
I heard someone singing here and that it
wasn't the car was it
yes it was what of it I'll believe
anything now
isn't that top speed of 200 on the dial
kind of show off it that necessarily
right hmm you know professional
curiosity on the race driver Aldo de
cochon is the name haven't you ever
heard of me hmm
yeah I believe you drove in the Alpine
rally yes I think you could say that I
took first prize on the last - hmm my
name is Jimmy Bundy pleased to meet you
how many horses in there all 250 more or
less well more or less well it's got a
fortified gasoline motor in the back and
an electric motor up in the front under
the computer it drives the front wheels
Izzie hey Jimmy
where's the hammer Oh over there Thanks
mind if I have a look
Oh be my guest don't take that hammer
for a walk huh Jimmy Bondy you built
this thing yourself mm-hmm
you've got a complete computer system in
there right I've got the various
functions programmed on the tape that's
far I've got 17 different programs
amplifier and recorder are hooked up in
a series so that you can call for any
program you want either electronically
or by simple voice :
it looks terrific but does it really
work
could I have a look at this baby you
know I don't see any reason why not okay
I can hardly wait hey listen I'll bet
you a bottle of champagne you can't move
the car out of this position you're on
better call them up now though and you
can have them put that bottle at ice
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this is program 14 especially designed
for tight situations combined with
4-wheel steering
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next time tomorrow
mister
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now show our friend how you can drive by
yourself
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now he's showing off again I hope he
doesn't crash into anyone that takes
care of that Alexander with this please
hug Japan okay sister
now let's see you try jumping down my
way one more trick like that and I'm
cutting off your lubrication you try to
teach the kids traffic safety and then
you yourself go jumping off the train
you might try acting your age you know
hey kids look before we jump who asked
you did you hear the car coming or is
your hearing aid turned off it was on
notice for don't blame sister honestly
jumping off translating your yelling at
me I haven't heard a word you've said
the battery in my hearing aid must be
empty
she always doubt that when there's
something she doesn't feel like
listening to it just turns a hearing aid
off mm-hmm you don't say let's try it
out you know when you find lost articles
on the train you're supposed to turn
them in I want you to turn him what you
found on the train this minute oh just
move our lips and /px
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I'm afraid I haven't heard a single word
you said I'm very sorry
better go run after and tell her we were
just having a little fun at or
experiment but if she gets saw oh just
tell her we were paying it back you know
for having put us on what are you doing
out of prison your speaker Lee know
how'd it go okay what brings you here
Marchesi whatever it is you're here well
I've been thinking over whether or not I
would be so sure about that
what do they want for this car dude oh
isn't for sale listen although you're
not really planning to buy this jalopy
now are you wait a minute mr. dudu
doesn't like being called a jalopy and
what happens if I call is chill up your
jalopy anyway you'll probably get sucked
in the job nobody would dare strike a
market report yeah I'll call him a
jalopy just as often as I Jimmy this
jalopy of you're suited I suppose this
is another one of your little pranks mr.
Bundy you think you can fight me away
well you're mistaken I'll have you
thrown in jail why don't you just tell
us what you want he wants to close us
down
and force us to abandon the railroad
that's right I bought a boiler I owe you
then you've made a monkey of me for the
last time and what if we pay our debts
no you mean you can hey what you all
that's right and you won't get as much
as a rusty nail out of the deal not as
much the rusty nail
you tell the orphans out on the street
those little brats of course
if this swine is giving you trouble
sisters a lock is blocked off I don't
have to stand for that nobody's
threatening me no sir I'm coming back
and I'm drinking the police and the
entire staff in my hotel
you won't get away with you hear that
jean-pierre he wants to bring back the
entire hotel staff entire stuff I bet
you mean I'll show him 27 thousand
francs where are you gonna get all that
money
oh I think we'll go for a little Drive
in the rally we can earn a hundred
thousand francs a day with it just
exactly how do you plan to put your
hands on the entry money ten thousand
isn't exactly chicken feed hmm yeah well
I don't know yet but I'm sure I'll think
of something
how about a bingo tournament I think
that's more in your lines mr. joiner
excuse me I couldn't help overhearing
maybe I could be of some assistance
really we're not Senor Bundy any friend
of ours is a friend of mine I'd like to
make a little deal with you you come up
to my castle in about an hour and if you
accept my offer which I'm sure you will
you can take the cash with you but I owe
you degree I'll see you there later
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I said right face or didn't your mommy
ever teach you the difference listen
carefully mr. brown
first I must have that b2 and second as
a scone I want to sit over that bondi
bondi the entry money and then beat him
in the ring exactly and what if Bondi
should win after all
I doubt that mr. brown it will be your
job to see that Bondi doesn't finish and
mine to make sure they go Danny doesn't
even start and how do you propose to
keep Regazzoni here and the castles are
nothing easier my secretary zobelle is
going to put a couple of knockout drops
in senior Monday a very delightful to
see you again sir care for a drink as
now the Regazzoni arrived yet my door I
wonder could be Hey
hola where did you be bonded I don't
appointment to meet him out here oh
there is
and it made your favorite drink for you
your car against my money
did you categorically refuse to sell
your beetle i wagered you on it the
first one across 15 wins mr. brown I'd
like you to take a very close look at
this thing the Marquis is wasting his
money betting on the race when he could
have the lyrical out of commission in a
matter of moments don't you think so
brown and brown could fix it so that
this car is only a value for the spare
parts oh hello is where the don't go
putting this car out of order may not be
as easy as it looks
don't forget the flashing it gave the
mark is the only way to approach this
talapia to creep up on it I plan to take
great care when I mr. Brown that
miserable theatres helped himself to my
choppers I could have prevented him out
of his grasp try to be philosophical try
to bear it with a stiff upper lip
mr. popper lip stick out from the
question the sisters get here soon we've
got to get all the water that castle
good heavens doo-doo but your old tricks
again honestly
here they come now now you get rid of
those teeth before they catch you
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terrific sister now don't tell me you
want to drive in the rally - I just
happened to come upon a couple of
loopholes in the competition rules
this car was clearly designed and
instructed to drive right through what
do you know
sister Joanna's of the considered
opinion that would spend a very good
chance of winning the race mmm now you
listen to me a minute sister the only
reason I made up this car for you was
because neither one of you could ship
the normal car into reverse it wouldn't
have a chance as a race car no way I'm
sorry but I don't see why we shot will
do sister knows discussing it after all
where would we ever get the ten thousand
francs they're charging for entry money
oh by the way how can we help you rescue
your friends and what's with that habit
us is to take along you know what none
could just waltz right past that castle
guy it takes two to waltz Jimmy I'm
coming along Nick that's three months I
wouldn't miss this for the world this
day you're working for the Lord not
junior rank put your glasses on it was
fun done kicked around before
time for a little man hey just a second
hmm what do you think you're going where
is all the rezoning Aldo I haven't the
foggiest notion we know he's in here now
where have you hidden him if that's your
idea of a joke that I'm afraid it isn't
very funny
Oh captain no bells end is there
something wrong there only dressed as
nuns I want them arrested they're
imposters and fees are thieves imposter
that's a filthy lie no we'll just see
about that
The ministers don't act too hastily
she's a child no I'll throw the whole
thieving lot of you in prison
I told you to me hey fellow you haven't
seen a nun have you I just saw - yeah I
got away thank you did you have to
fellow badly no hardly at all ha ha
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you've got to get him out of here before
they change the guard let me get - feet
cjz come on we haven't a moment to lose
Jimmy Bundy know all about it tomorrow
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looks bad well we get out of here well
that's your friend sleep it off at the
orphanage I think we'll take highway 104
the roads not as deep
highway 104 that's a huge deal
I'm taking highway 25
if you think I'm going to stand back at
the road while you race over those
curves you're crazy you want me to look
back while you brought out what a war or
get in
very well sister
if you insist upon breaking your neck on
25 be my guest and if you want to crawl
on 104 I'll see you back at the
orphanage next year
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that looks promising today's menu
macaroni and gravel I should have known
wherever sister Mary Brigid goes in a
motor scooter chaos has never very far
behind I could have been you lying there
I hope you didn't hurt yourself any
sister I'm all right good look at this
net hey what's the matter in the
courtyard all your sister come on you
two pick that stuff up and be quick
about it now just get the boxes kids
don't you worry about that doodle manage
it you know program 6 don't ask
questions get going over in trouble with
the authorities get down there before
the car does something silly
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your toilet cause be a bit quicker about
there waiting in the kitchen and after
that I need to run back
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for goodness sakes come on they're
waiting I don't care how much bye-bye
juice you put in that cocktail merkezi I
know perfectly well what I'm talking
about your messenger only brought over
half of the money
I was only kidding about the bed yes and
we'll all have a good laugh as soon as
mr. Brown brings over the other 5000 do
I make myself perfectly clear
chime are kissing telephone under the
blanket naughty boy
better not let sister find out how are
you feeling fantastical I think I'm
gonna move in here and live with this
horse why don't you see me yes I've got
half your entry money here we are
5,000 Swiss francs 5,000 Swiss francs
you remember that bet we made with our
pal dramatic AC he's still holding out
on half of it yeah
I was the one who made that bet Aldo and
you're sure to lose it you know that
that's more than enough conversation for
today the man has to get some rest
carry on with your chat in the morning
go on now you're the boss here sister
I'll see you tomorrow tomorrow's the
last day for registration I've got to
leave early for st. Moritz tomorrow's
the last day didn't you know that well
best of luck to you good night sister
Joanna
good night you have to register in st.
Moritz yes that's right sister the race
committee has its headquarters there now
you kids listen to me here's 5,000 Swiss
francs now you bring them to the sisters
they know what it's all about and be
sure you don't lose them about that ah
here's a kitchen assistant
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take a look at this map you see these
roots with the red markings on now one
of the most important reasons why they
call our race the goofiest rally on the
whole well these are what we call the
know no roads no no roads you can't very
well around the race on the main
waterways you'd have to block off the
traffic for everybody else but you're
welcome to use any other roads on the
map the side roads country roads the ski
trails etc and if you happen to have a
floating car rivers and late the
important thing is your mainland all
highways are forbidden Oh in other words
you move in a brisket crawl from control
point to control plan you might say that
this is not the race for people who keep
the accelerate on them I want them to
drive the cars fast especially our
drivers have got to have something
upstairs and the vehicle that can really
take a whole lot of punishment what
happens if somebody does use one of
these forbidden routes oh that
somebody's immediately disqualified and
has to drop out please specialize in
disqualification you just go near
motorway the outs it take a certain part
and level type in the fact that I've got
them all so far you're pretty dangerous
fellow if you don't break the rules
would you be kind enough to fill these
out you can sit down right over here
thank you good morning
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good morning ladies good morning
I don't suppose you two sisters want to
take part in the rally now do you as a
matter of fact we did want to register
this is sister Anna Bella like sister
Johanna you don't need to say you two
are race drivers that's why we're here
we've never had women drivers before
there's no prohibition against women
drivers in your room what you know our
rules word for word sister Johanna study
to be a lawyer
ah that may be all well and good but the
only trial we are running is a road tire
you should have started to be a driver
her but we did there's a matter of fact
we passed our drivers examination with
flying colors about a month ago and
what's more we have a customized car
made to measure especially for this rate
by the top expert in the field now what
can I do for you until the gentlemen in
charge of the finances well I should
think so after all I'm the treasurer of
the committee we like a small discount
if you please
50% 50% of water or that unconscionable
registration fee who can afford to pay
it
aha now if I understand you correctly
you only want to pay 50% of the
registration fee that's only 5,000
francs that's all the money we have
we'll pay the rest if we win the race
mr. burski
you can think of some way to help the
ladies you always have such good ideas I
would really love to give you a small
discount only only what's going to
happen if they win the race then my head
would really be on the block how can I
explain to the other drivers why they
have to pay twice as much and what if we
agree to accept only half of the prize
money oh I would have to discuss that
with a committee before I could agree to
work hmm why don't you just forget it if
you had any idea how we need that money
but then that's our problem not you
thanks for listening why don't you stop
by later in case the committee changes
my mind
bless you my
we better get home it was nice to meet
you just a minute sisters hello Jimmy
don't tell me you managed to find the
entry money well sort of did you hear
that now we can finally pay off the mode
god I want it first I'm just finishing
up filling out my registration once it's
a lot of people here good when it comes
to that sort of thing we really know her
way who knows our way around my foot now
you put your glasses on I'd appreciate
it if you'd have a look at this Navin
mustn't fill in any of the blanks
between number 14 and number 19 simply
put in non-applicable you understand uh
this way you get full insurance coverage
without having to pay for it
now here just forget the deposit
paragraph 12 section 41 states that no
deposits shall be required hey you must
have gone over the competition rules
pretty thoroughly sister Joanna give the
money back after we really appreciate
your trying to help us Jimmy yeah oh
look at it tell me you haven't gone
inside your car now whoever told you
that that was my money huh the children
said you were the one who had given them
the money they said it was your
contribution to our entry fee now that
we're not driving in the competition
I'll have to return it one time
well don't you think you could find some
other use for this money I guess so
absolutely I'll say we can well then
it's yours mean me you heard him sister
he said the money was ours we'd better
get going
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thanks so much Jimmy and lot's of luck
she was looking forward to spending the
prize money on new equipment for our
little invalid children down at the
orphanage we'll be cheering for you
Jimmy
good for us I'll sure try much more you
know I sister oh I hope the little
babies are right there's no little baby
that's my lunch hey it's the mad
inventor I've got news for you
I got another 5,000 out of the Marchesi
now you can cancel your bet with him and
pay him his money back you're giving me
this as a gift why not I owe you my life
as it is do me a favor take it a little
small change could come in handy what do
you say huh am i right well though I
guess you are
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you were looking for a little
inspiration I don't know what you're
talking about don't you recall to help
our friends the two nuns
oh I usually have inspiration by the
barrel fool but I'm sorry this time are
nothing doing no tell me what do you say
to this inspiration happen what have we
here why it's 5,000 francs now don't you
lose it
five thousand times but I be a baboon a
message from heaven
miss bingum ayah yes sir you mentioned
all these good ideas I always have well
here do you like it
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for the 30 line please
waiting for you
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I'm sorry we're so late but we had to
get mother superiors permission to enter
this race in that first time she didn't
see why we missed her
everything all right ready to go oh yes
we've already filled the tank and we've
got all the tires checked we're ready
whenever you are
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hold on all right take her away
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[Music]
we're talking to you now from one of
those perilous intersections that marks
the beginning of a so called forbidden
route invariably drivers tried to gain a
head start by sneaking onto one of these
routes and running the risk of being
completely disqualified from competition
and thus losing their 10,000 franc and
repeat these attacks to get around the
rules are almost always nipped in the
bud and it is amazing to note the many
different tricks used by the referees to
catch these thank you does anyone answer
did I get your hand on that time clear
good let's get going
let's help your ally pass you out of the
race are you crazy lady hey who are you
anyway
yuck Oprah Vashti hey drive free if
you're gonna disqualify us then you have
to throw out that car over there
Oh
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Oh what car I don't see a car right over
there do your job bud
turn around quickly sheesh that this
road isn't normal
hello there mr. Abbas tea we missed you
at the beginning of the race hello
aren't you gonna confiscate their rally
pass right our rally pass what's it's
about your I permitted to drive here mr.
opacity please tell this gentleman but
the rules of the competition paragraph 6
subsection 14 only forbid the use of
specific roads and the car is going
forward and you can see we are obviously
not driving forwards but of course you
are no we are driving backwards that is
also obvious the back of our car is up
in the front I'll just look at our brake
lights over there either plant is in the
back and the back is in the front that's
permitted so there's nothing wrong in
running a race with a car facing in the
wrong direction there's no reason at all
why you couldn't have installed a triple
reverse Q system in your car as well
let's go today with last far too much
time already
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according to this our meetings they
should be right up there oh here comes
the helicopter with a container for our
car years ago that helicopter was a
brilliant idea
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hey can't you drive any faster got the
pedal all the way down somebody's
signaling to overtake us watch on a
forbidden road would you like me to give
you a push that fellow he's in violation
of the rules I'm he's making fun of us
oh you just wait till we catch up with
you fellow well show you a thing or two
[Music]
nobody's there not her hearing aid again
Victor
I got an idea why don't we couple our
engine behind that'll bring us all the
way to ten horsepower
[Music]
oh this is wonderful please Mel that
fresh mountain air smell it after we've
won the race
[Music]
didn't you know Worley was our lookout
it flies up ahead of us as Ward's this
if any danger or if you learn to see
around corners you do too early do a
little early increase distance to 150
feet further up in a hurry Marchesa the
weather report was calling for storms
and it's a good thing we'd be flying
most of informations what do you hear
from brown and brown they just reported
that they'll be waiting for regazzoni
and that fund a fellow up in the
mountains that's fine
[Music]
surely let's have your report
[Music]
ready for the love love to think back
about a back to your television over my
back at once and worn although record
sardines in danger
[Music]
attention obstacle on the road
move it obstacles
[Music]
how strange that hello jimy bondi wasn't
taken by surprise at all
I'm gonna go journey to service area I
want to report a total crack-up I'll
need a substitute vehicle immediately
over what are you staring at the mess
you've got here so what else is new and
funny can I give you a hand you'll get
back on the road hey wait a minute come
on back I do need some help I can't get
the door open your head you ought to
watch where you're going and you'd
better watch your mouth I'll close the
door for you I can handle it myself
well done it's a pity you're out of the
race already although nonsense I haven't
even started racing yet I don't follow
you you ought to read a competition
rules more closely if you report a
complete crack up to the racing
committee and they confirm it then you
can continue in a substitute car if
that's not a wreck I don't know what is
that it is you didn't happen to see my
little helicopter did you that little
pain in her neck belongs to you yes I
wanted to warn you of that obstacle on
the road that jalopy I would really love
to find out who put that thing up there
the place looks abandoned really didn't
you see anyone hmm
so that thing was planted there
intentionally for me to crash right into
it
mark err the Marchesi see of course it
was the Marchesi when I get my hands on
him I'll twist his head around let's
have a look how we will manage that
doodle we'll manage that there walking
over to the car what kind of trick Kimmy
Bondi has obviously at this time if
there anywhere around here we'll find
him
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brown and brown so it was Dometic is a
after the fellows were the what I
suppose that's some kind of a slogan am
I talking to brown and brown limited I
say was that the telephone I shouldn't
think Sarah anyone on this mountain
hey hand it over hello hello I believe
here the fellows with a Gogol if I am
not mistaken I've been sent up here to
put you through the Gogol test what he
wants to test out go
I want you fellows to come running down
the mountain shouting your slogan at the
top of your lungs
Oh dignified let's get out right you do
as you're told unless you want a
whirlybird
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next time I see them I'm gonna finish
him off
hey buddy whatever happened to that
substitute car they said it would take
four minutes in fact I think I can hear
it coming in on a wing and a prayer up
there
[Music]
here comes the drama we tried to catch
entrance get you a sign ready mr.
Overstreet this time you won't get away
from us now our disguises are perfect
it's my cat water very attractive well
here we go
[Music]
are you out of your mind get out of my
way you idiots cut if you are running a
race that's what you think can't you
read this route is a no-no this is the
end of the road for you you're
disqualified
it's whether they start having if it's a
referee these races unless you're right
at your surface Yakko pro-bush the head
referee now let's have your rally pass
[Music]
why were they disqualified you call up
Sara
yyy that should be perfectly obvious you
haven't read the competition rules very
carefully otherwise you would realize
that no car can be disqualified for
taking a normal route unless all four
wheels are going forward now you are
facing forward what's the difference
between that car and ours hmm one item
the back of the car was attached to the
front only it was turned around so it
could go forward that's the two of the
wheels were going backwards
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and here comes Jimmy Bundy in his yellow
B know the combination to stop monies
away on the front folks but the others
are in hot pursuit and this race is
getting more and more like a cactus
patch man watch our battle it's becoming
a murderous fight against both the clock
camp the wire under which this the
goofiest rally in the world is conducted
all the referees have their hands full
keeping control over these wild men of
the wheel if this weren't enough the
scene of battle has now shipped into the
country of eternal ice and snow an open
invitation to accidents and dropouts one
novelty of this year's event is the
commendable conduct of those two little
nuns participating without any regard
for their own time loss they have been
stopping regularly along the way to
render first aid to injured driver these
ladies are sportsmen in the truest sense
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look after all the drivers like this
you'll never finish the racist not to
worry we'll get there sooner or later
no still it won't take much longer could
you do with a favor and join us up to
the top of the mountain sure what's up
well it's like this we were driving in a
race and everybody else got ahead of us
we can do with a lift
sure sister hoverboard thanks a lot
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blithering idiot what do you think
you're going
bet you'd be up there's still no news
from the sisters I'm afraid they must be
stuck up there on a mountain
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drive on you're losing time oh I'll
catch up soon enough I feel kind of
responsible for that car the sisters are
driving I want to check how she's
running you see I put her together
here they are what's the matter
I've been trouble getting out of the car
I noticed you've been putting on weight
lately nice beating in your own game for
a change get out of here and you better
watch out let's see who wins this one
later
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hey wait a second
watch it think we don't know how to use
the brake how far ahead are they know
the beetle about a minute they rkz about
half a minute mr. parelle if Morello is
my worry from now on
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how's the carbon holding up so far
sister roads kind of slick good heavens
you made it over that mountain now all
you have to do is roll it down the hill
the rest of the way if the beetle doing
all right by the way where is he
dudu he's over there looking Leah
sparkplugs arrest that does it mr. brown
now this Richard car is under our
completed we'll be running the show
that's absolutely right
I'd love you to look up on his face when
he discovers his computer's been
tampered with
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raises the [ __ ] you want to bring 30
with me kid you're on here we go
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look out stop stop
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I think you owe me a new car this is a
lie oh you creep no try breaking the
other hand take hug I'll teach you to
get funny with me will you
guess what but it's free time
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hey Jerry come on at-fault like a man
I'm here
look he's praying for the poor man
anything we can do for you
no thanks sister everything's under
control don't you lose time I think I
should go down there and check out that
situation you go on ahead
why do you mean you haven't got a
substitute car for me the one who gave
me the poor aggression hey what do you
mean disqualified the first car forced
me up the road the second one ran right
into me what kind of a lousy deal is
this did you hear that they disqualified
me I'll do reggaeton II all because
there's good-for-nothing bun drove right
into my door you better get out of here
before I you know sister this race is
just like life in the convent you see
how the drivers all take care of one
another if you hadn't stopped me I'd
have made tomato sauce out of that guy
back so what I've had it hey Jimmy what
how would you like to have me as your
co-pilot
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okay B that's great come on Gillette how
you do the driving
I don't want that happening to do to you
see he's much too precious I'll kiss
every bolt in his carburetor come on out
we don't want to Marchesa to win this
rally for a while there it looked as if
records on his hour had come as for the
two nuns time alone will tell whether
their prayers will be answered anything
even mentioned Jimmy Bundy looks like
he's already out of the running
I bet any amount that he'll win I bet
I'm at my last year's salary our chef de
cuisine greed which you have yet to pay
to me Monsieur all right and if you lose
you work all next year for no pay very
well
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look at that creature unloading from the
helicopter very suspicious right getting
out time is the VA the finish line in
Morris still almost 50 miles from here
oh we got to put this back on a bird
yeah that's why we flew this baby over
the mountains bad start he's got the
Marchesa to walk to the finish line I
think he had his card on that helicopter
then he should be disqualified did you
force the guard yes sir two men they'll
make sure no one catches us
I'm glad none of the referees caught on
to the fact that we're flying yeah my
god why that's the first violation I've
ever seen take a good look sir I know
that's a contestant disgrace we better
get after him that looks like a fast car
well first I want to get a good look at
that helicopter for future reference I
don't miss my guess customer pays it
well if he thinks he's ready to get away
with this II got another thing coming
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release
come on guys hurry up
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hey isn't this beetle got a heater right
here
hi time
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if I'd known you were planning of this
kind of shortcut I would have liked on a
golf cart you know now
hey watched I will yeah okay so we made
it up this mountain now all we have to
do is get off it
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we need one of those things
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it looks like our friend is stuck in the
snow down down
you always say doodle will manage I'd
like to see manage this well how about
it well anything they can do we can do
better I don't get it
oh we have to fly don't we just kidding
hey what's the de long exhaust pipe they
get out of look it's a rear propeller
standard equipment on every helicopter
now for the rotor blades help me there's
one under your running board you don't
really expect me to believe this car can
fly too you can see for yourself in a
minute manager hey now we can catch up
with the other drivers yep uh-huh in
there right and then you turn it is it
locked
yeah good now all we have to do is get
in that's right careful you can't afford
to lose your head at a time like this
what did I tell you do it over manage it
huh Jimmy listen my media I just changed
my mind I'm not sticking my head in this
army slicer hey what do you think you're
going look it runs just like a dream or
nightmare you mean you're not getting me
that thing this is the maiden boy
call me back when she's a grandmother
okay let's see
I'll hit you right with him
hey over here
idiot oh hang on I'm coming he's telling
me
just because you're big hands and then
you have to go pack yourself a nice
birthday jerk family purchased in
Berkshire
whether it seems like the perfect time
to see if his computer works on our
frequency
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begin program
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you stupid clown frequency a 326 to
doodle but afternoon
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I never thought when I got to the end of
my rope I'd find you on it
the best transplant program Oh No do
know that once hey
Oh lost your mind cut it out
do do I want you to land at once I did
no such thing
now you come back down doo doo I can't
hang on anymore
you stubborn mule
oh yeah sure
it's only a mile down
hey that's a flashing me I can't catch
you test be put your brakes on
the way Mamiya but can't be right
you may hit what this tight
you better get down here faster there's
gonna be trouble
Timmy I don't he was gonna catch me I
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would have caught you but the Sun
blinded thee yeah tell it to the Marines
a big shot who are you calling a
show-off wait till I get my hands on
that beetle I'll tear it apart right
but for because he left without us who
to manage that all right
he did that because he's programmed to
do that he's only a computer you know
like I smell a couple of rats
my name's brown and brown and they're
there and we should have guessed it they
must have figured out dude whose
frequency somehow and how long can do to
keep on flying he's programmed to land
at every check-in point there isn't a
single thing that browns can do about
that I wonder how we two are going to
make it some questions from the look of
things that looks like the two of us are
going to take a long walk across the ice
walk see
you've got a better suggestion let's go
do to manage that one all right
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don't wipe your money from donors at
NYADA contract onion get last and then
goes double for the bikini
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I hope we make it around that mountain
before the weather changes
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alright get it
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I don't believe it
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crackerjack box you and the main you
found delight in below about two
uncivilized fisticuffs
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the race now has entered a decisive
phase only a few of the original drivers
still remain in the running the
marquessa della Pudsey is still way out
in front your friend bond is about to
cost you whole year's pay
I read you buy a year's salary as head
waiter I know of course I mean my back
game very well I wish all my employees
were cheap as you are true Pierre he's
lost in the mountains so what do you
even do it winds up one doctor
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thank you
ah depict this week to get my snow shoes
receipt
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hey sit down
better get out of here before the where
the fog settles do you see what I see
where it looks like that hurts Rena kite
let's have a look L don't okay let me
give you a hint yeah I hope they have
something hot to drink yeah come on
hurry up Aldo what kind of cockeyed
scheme have you Shh quiet save all your
strength you're gonna need it let's go
hey you're not gonna fly one of these
contraptions got any other ideas and
what happens if we crash land you see
how high this mountain is soft landing I
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never flew one of these things before
don't worry
neither bye there's always a first time
for everything
you can brown and brown again get a move
on I don't wanna shut up and strap up
let's get going going where no how'd you
put this thing on I'm not sure myself I
guess you just slip your arms and figure
it out on the way by the way
hey Timmy yeah
can we just call a cab why certainly as
we get off this close your eyes and run
well you can't touch bottom anymore then
you'll know you're flying hurry up
before the fog sets in no control tower
will let you take off in this fog we
don't take off right away the orders
they want their kites back about ready
see you in the funny papers all over
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look out below you come to round
brothers Jimmy wait for me a woman will
get kite sick
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there they go on those dashed kites
hey Jimmy they're coming straight at us
let's start flying Walker and be another
mountain but did I steal the beats at
Kathy when I had the chance
what you saying shall we fly down for a
moment to keep them company perhaps we
can give them that little extra bit of
turbulence right another challenging
task
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I'll know watch out here comes round and
round limited get out of the way
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that's why it's worth
hey fellas now wait a minute I wasn't
driving that car
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incomprehensible to that we were on the
way
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I better write this one off I think
we've got there's other clients to deal
with before they get to Monterey very
well we'd better get going straight to
Montreux they're you know I'm getting
rather sick of this wretched helicopter
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I
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come on down we made another
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when you get out of my life
fool there look at below would you mind
telling me how to land this thing whoa
hey call my mother and tell her I'd left
her keep puffing well let you learn how
to land you might make a very good kite
flier go fly one yourself was I all the
way up there I'll say you were the very
picture of bravery now let's get these
straight jackets off due to his way do
you know where dudu is
I told you I programmed him to the next
control station hey now wait a minute
you don't mean to tell me that he flew
here all by himself of course he did
there look for yourself
Jimmy you think you could get Duda to
fly with two passengers sure why not
that's terrific then we can fly the rest
of the way
flying is strictly forbidden you tell me
how else we can catch up with the other
cars in the rally man
don't worry doodle manage that doodle
we'll manage that year astonishing at
true those plucky little nuns in their
push-me pull-you vehicle are very much
in the running even now and have every
chance of the other is catching up
they'll meet at a crossing
just outside listener starting from
there we can count on a real
free-for-all all the way down to the
finish line well there doesn't seem to
be much question who's going to win you
haven't heard anything from Bondi have
you I'll also better years wages the
chief thought on him which hadn't been
paid no you're on
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the two nine suggest pass Lisa and
crossing still driving in reverse gear
and here come the others bottom ed trail
only time will tell
the other ones will be able to maintain
their narrow lead over the others
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that's how you want to play
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oh dear my glasses
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well sister it's all over for you and me
now we'll never make it Marchesa the
others are all I'm taking us you're
forgetting brown and brown love it
this mirror is our best idea to date
they all think there's another car
coming straight at the reactor Cornish
harpy devil
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cuz the way mister round here got softer
50
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makes you feel good all over the mark
Kaiser should be pleasantly surprised oh
yes I should tell you one thing sir look
out back later than idiots coming right
at us oh here comes a real idiot I'll
bet he'll make a lovely crack
back to the proverbial drawing board yes
that was really a pity
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I'm looking for my glasses they dropped
off but I can see fine here comes
another
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I wonder what all that noise was
are you alright sister I never felt
better
copy easy easy sister tell me what went
wrong suddenly looks like somebody
trying to pull a fast one
oh my poor leg I didn't do anything
wrong did I sister of course not
No then why can I get the car to run
I'll see what's going on Jimmy can you
fix the car I don't know I'll take a
look not good the axles all bent out of
shape hole is hard work for nothing
only a couple of miles away from the
finish line you've still got to admit it
was a great race while it lasted
hey Jimmy yeah everyone's accusing
everyone else of having racked up his
car
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how about that I told you we're going to
win this race come on let's go go on
ahead what I'm not going
you must have a driver in the car at the
finish otherwise they won't credit to
win well then you drive but you'd be
giving away a hundred thousand francs if
you give up right before the finish
you'll make the Marchese a very happy
man that's more like it
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hey what's wrong what's the matter with
this shrinking violet now huh just as I
thought
Oh Jimmy have you locked yourself out no
I've just programmed the car to help
other vehicles in destroy lots of luck
we'll have long white beards by the time
we get in
perhaps just what does this program do
it make sure dudu doesn't leave until
you're back on the road would you mind
explaining just exactly how that works
oh I guess Judah would give these two
halves of the sisters carnahan and help
them make it across the finish line just
a second do two I'll be right with you
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unbelievable
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now how are we going to get this
ridiculous color don't get snotty the
car is gonna make I have to remind you
gentlemen that the car has to have a
driver when it goes over the finish line
got about that thanks for reminding me
Jakob come on Jim
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now it's time to put these violators out
to the right each other I'll show you
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hi
I mean
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it's now or never
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wait a minute okay pick up that bucket
let's get going okay I apologize to the
whole Stanton family not moving okay
ladies and gentlemen we have just
learned that there was a huge pileup
only a few miles away from the finish
line fortunately none of the drivers
suffered any serious injuries it must
have been a miracle
and speaking of miracles the first car
is about to arrive here at the finish
line and guess who it is
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beats us to the finish we're out of a
race isn't there any way to stop it not
that I know of just wait till I catch up
with a man what are you going to do with
him
turn him into scrap metal that's what
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why did he stop what happened here
sister he stopped suddenly right in
front of the finish hey you suppose he
heard what you said Oh beautiful here
comes the Marchesi get your fenders over
the finish line forget it we're going to
have to poet all scrappy soft answer
turneth away wrong you handsome lady
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come on dudu
would you please drive on over the
finish line please do too old pal please
hurry it's all yours marques get your
checkbook ready looks like we did it
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not even second I don't believe it Peter
mark Issa you are disqualified sir out
don't be stupid our race is exclusively
for car drivers it's not for any kind of
fliers
I witnessed the whole thing modest but I
told the dummy off oh by the way who
finally doing the range never found on
here are the official results of this
useful position the first prize of
$100,000
the entire committee ladies I now award
you the Golden Rose of Montreux
congratulations on a great Ricky if you
don't mind my asking sir is that all
there is you wouldn't just happen to
have that hundred thousand Frank check
on your suppose sir what of course I
have it right here
accept it with my confidence thank you
oh if I may address a few words to our
distinguished winners let me just show
this to Jimmy now
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look what they didn't give it to your
sister you want it was really a terrific
race suppose this is real cool listen
all 24 karats very me would never have
done it without you and doo doo doo doo
what is that scamp what do you want to
do for what to drive home in what else
you're not going to hurt the car are you
of course now tell me where is it oh I
imagine you hiding from you is hiding
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how in the world did he get out there
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it's like this dududu manage that
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