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hey shiny garage my rent is due
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I'm wondering if you
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could you please John how'd it go the
judge said if I take the tow truck on a
Parkway one more time they're gonna
suspend my towing life
lucky you don't have a towing light no
duh then defend during the post office
truck is fixed my brother Bob for now
he's gotta pick up some stuff what are
you crazy
that truck is official property United
States government and he wants to borrow
for an hour half hour all right bring it
back by know my nephew's got to use
moving some furniture that's wrong can't
believe it
Mike is wiping a windshield
feel better yeah so what I meant the
insurance company called they want to
check on it called they watch the check
phone company call they watch the chair
they want the phone just one time I like
to get a message the phone company
called just to say hello
we'll take it at the diner only because
you're friends with everybody in Queens
and all your relatives their cars are
busted and so a day thank you better men
you worry only 3,000 a rent no problem I
got a thousand put away great that only
means I got two thousand worried and
that's coming this afternoon where you
getting two thousand dollars by this
afternoon
hey hey it's me Johnny garage excuse me
Johnny garage where you getting two
thousand dollars by this afternoon in
advance of the mr. freezer contract I'm
sure he's gonna be here
the only one I'm sure it's gonna be as a
landlady the really golf field Nick the
pushing stood you know that mr. Garfield
was a good landlord knew that there were
more important things in life than money
the shame is old lady and learn anything
promotion first divorce she ain't no old
lady and second of all she did learn one
thing from him this property's worth the
fortune we miss one rent payment we're
out snapping centers in the same old
Harriet thinks about his business
come on John listen all she thinks about
look who knows what women want
intelligence sensitivity wit charity
that's what I always thought well she's
gonna likes you
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alright I'll see if I can locate them
what is this concern financial matter
financial matter yes I'd like to speak
with John on em don't you want to give
him a message hold it Dave Piku
accountant may I help you I'm trying to
reach John and it's Anna nutso
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Department of Taxation just calling to
say hello you leave a short message
we'll get back to you this is the
Department of Taxation do the loan
payment of taxes 1998 dollars in cash
cash long way to go no prob no where's
that Mike probably sucking wind
I knew that account was a mistake
anybody got a ring once hang up and call
again who's got something to hide money
recommended by Joey what does that mean
he's cheap I'll call him you think he's
in three to five all right I'll call him
between 3:00 and 5:00 he's serving three
to five
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hey Johnny Johnny I'll be there what do
you been doing so much break from what
to work eight hours right right that's a
day not a year come on Frankie
John you believe in omens
I told you not to call this funeral home
I told you I should have been the one to
pick it out I was just trying to save a
little Papa's money before you spend it
all on business trips a fancy car Oh
fancy cars aren't such a bad idea
considering what you end up with when
you don't get the bet you know probably
never liked anything fancy is a simple
man juiced up arguing about often
showing a little respect
listen Brenda go sit in the car with mom
I'll handle this
what's wrong with the hearse it's
probably just the heart was how long on
the beat for five ten minutes
radiators got a hole or the size of a
wall nut maybe a little longer
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first I might be a coconut far
enough
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how would you like to do that for a
living Oh John hey sorry what's going on
Mikey I'm just catching some rays do me
a favor catch them in the back while you
get that GM ready the backyard
it ain't Siberia come on John it's
filthy back there I can't get dirty
I got a hot days when Thursday that kids
impossible why do you keep come on he's
a good kid
a good kid he don't want to work he
doesn't want to take care of business
they all want to do nothing like spend
time with his friend he just like him
like I said he's a good kid I'm on
employment just a bunch of plates in
line get the money how you gonna talk
the guy in a hearse into putting us in
his will
get the money hey there's a three-day
wait for a hearse perfect now you got to
make a reservation to die why need oil
not anymore
the guy works on this cries a real
magician yeah oh yeah he cleared this
engine into a 600 pump paperweight
here's a souvenir if they ever made me
president it would be life imprisonment
for anyone ruin an engine like that
well Cellini got elected that way didn't
tell me was buried under stuff I had a
little too tired bring it back engines
frozen gone I mean I got all filthy for
nothing at lunch Chuck throw you in the
washing machine
hey hey wait a minute now the engines
frozen now what do we do
we'll handle yeah I know but they're
expecting us at the cemetery expecting
everyone at the cemetery I don't
recognize that car this may sound crazy
but maybe you're joking forget when
people get desperate they'll almost
anywhere guys government
biggest tax department thank the Marines
John we're gonna do when I know you'll
know can't hurt ya
yeah mr. John an Augusta here's the
Patriot up there what do you mean he
deposit all the cash in the account I
was holding it here I'm expecting a guy
from the tax department can I help you
I'm the guy from the tax department this
is humiliating
I record show that you always 1998
dollars I know I had it right here
we thought we were robbed then we think
we were robbed we don't live wrong but
they count took it to the bank
I heard he heard cash Oh certified check
rosebud or I'll be put your fire Oh mr.
freeze increase it right on time mm
don't forget ice is nice
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whatever happened to trust it went out
of business like us well that's it it's
been nice working here I miss the old
neighborhood people hello Louie
it's Johnny garage yeah fine listen
remember that $800 you owe me yeah yeah
oh no the rear axle I'm sorry
no I don't worry about it now I forget
about it okay
you believe the rear axle snapped not
for a second why would you lie I'll give
you 800 reasons John we don't have much
time she's gonna be here no problem
you're right we can always go into
another business
how does Johnny didn't cup and pencil
sound to you
Mike's brother back with the post office
truck and a merry mailman is Bank cover
just like in the movies
John are we the good guys or the bad
guys all of each it's being rolled
tested yeah for it then make sure it's
perfect it's a government vehicle I know
that John and they're very touchy if you
misplace well-tested is not misplaced
I should have never used the truck to
deliver euros times I'll be here by 3:00
it better be because I'm doing it 3:30
if I show up at the time I'll go wrong
wrong wrong they're gonna notice Papa
knew you had to spend a lot to make a
lot for just one day yeah soon as he
admits these rooms no not you are listen
uh what do you say we all relax suck
honey why don't you wait in my trailer
what's more comfortable enough why don't
you guys wait in the car you call that a
car that's not a car that's a wreck you
better make that separate cause those
guys are gonna kill each other they're
dressed
excuse me this might sound kind of crazy
don't be too sure
scientists its batteries with a lifetime
guarantee they're guaranteed as long as
we're here sounds like a pretty good
deal aren't you at the funeral yeah yeah
but I don't even know the Dead Guy it's
a friend of my wife's boss or something
like that I don't want to be here but
you know so that they shouldn't be a
total loss it's the great caddy by the
diner if you could sort of not say
anything to my fellow mourners it'll be
our secret
were you going maybe he needs tires
can't believe I'm gonna have to work
with you well you don't have to you can
show Brenda and me your shares he John
500 there 500 the guy with the battery
yeah I talked him into a set of tires
the cash no again we checked I mean sir
diamond cashed in the ink never dried
all right with your thousand that's
fifteen hundred twenty fifteen uh no
more no John so we need
how about selling the tow truck I don't
own and never stopped you before
listen uh we talked about this later
gotta take care of something oh sure
John you take care of that I'll start
packing
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welcome coffee tea oh god I know this is
a hard time for you
shotgun losing your father and that it's
not just that pop has been sick for a
while I knew it was coming I just
thought this would change my brother's
bring them together but it's like
nothing has changed it's still relaxed
Oh have a cup of tea maybe I can go out
and have a little talk
there's cookies in the drawer
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excuse me guys I don't mean to butt in
or nothing but I just spoke with your
sister she's kind of upset yeah well
she's very emotional and I see you guys
fight right in front of your father so
are you trying to physically leave you
anyway and right nuts and bolts no
kidding we use them all the time that's
good stuff Thanks you always wonder what
makes them kind of things and then one
day bang there you are
your father was a smart man make him
vote he knew enough without a bolt or a
bolt whatever no it wasn't going nowhere
a combination then you got something I
guess he figured you two guys were very
different like one of you is a nun the
others a boat look I got these two rents
the sisters they have a house together
they can't live with each other they
can't live without each other they love
each other they hate each other but they
need each other and they know just an
observation
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honey can you turn that down what are
you doing here I said you get the milk
truck an hour ago
can't you see for nothing a customer
with serious problem what serious
problem listen
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my base is where Ottawa
nobody's perfect
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hey you need lift which way you're going
anyway you want well if you're gonna be
difficult
why did not happen to me when I was a
kid
don't you remember you look like you and
your work kid
I Harriet be with you in a minute huh
why don't you fill up but it's on the
house
she is the house what are you doing
buying time buying time by the time I
get this all out
I think it's something if you need me
I'll be packing Frank call me if it
looks like I'm in trouble
John yeah you're in trouble Hey help my
favorite gas station man Oh Frankie's
fine you know what I want the ring
see it's 3,000 right to the penny to the
penny
is 250 John in a minute
it's another 250 but I keep tracked 600
sorry to get a chance to put all the
money together sure I'll be there
another two hundred eight hundred we've
been doing so well I haven't had time to
do anything but take your money does
seem busy very busy very busy and a
better class of people
limo uh-huh I'm impressed know if they
look very expensive they are it's my new
business it is of course it is I'm
telling you it's incredible done
incredible
here's 200 more I got customers waiting
look at them
it's 200 more 1,200 in fact a friend of
mine a very shrewd investors coming over
this afternoon to buy the last two
shares in the business appears you Betty
is at 1500 a share it's a very smart
businessman he's getting in early listen
John did you uh use any more partners
really I yeah I kind of promised in the
last shares fifteen hundred and three
hundred more that's 1500 and I owe you
1500 no you keep that 1500 give me a
share and then we'll be human we will of
course we will very smart
businesswoman and I know a good thing
when I see
see you again
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what happened like I said you gotta
believe listen John as long as we're
partners can I use one of our limos on
Wednesday no problem partner are you
gonna tell her when she shows up for the
limo on Wednesday
that's Wednesday's bra great so now
we're booking problems in advance
mr. garage John John I don't know what
you said to my brothers but something
seems different we talked about nuts and
bolts I can't believe it
they're over there hugging each other
and crying
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bet your father like that Oh John about
my father we really have to get to the
cemetery right no problem
I'll take care
hello Sal it's Johnny garage look I'm
only calling you because I'm desperate
I need a hearse no no I'm fine honest
Frankie's fine just need a hearse right
away
no I don't steal it okay I'll think of
something
Sherman tank I don't need one
I'll ask around mr. Frese sure your
truck is being road tested right now
yeah I saw
okay say John man's good walk with
dignity yeah but without the bells
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flaky hey Charlie I'm sorry it was only
a little accident right he really meant
to kill us you saw that good luck eh
lucky your brakes is shot we'll have a
Fiat tomorrow honey garage my rent is
due
all just felt
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