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A lot of other places I'd rather spend the night at, I'll tell you that. Guess you didn't get any complaints from Lauren when you walked in? No, not that I know of. I did kind of blow her away. Oh, spare me the details, okay? I'm a lonely guy. No, I said something to her that kind of threw her, but... Once she thinks about it, who knows? Oh. I'm not a mind reader. What are you talking about? Well, nothing. Yeah. Were you going to make me pull it out of you? Well, it's a little early, but soon there ought to be an announcement or... An announcement, what? No, as in you and Lauren and Baby makes... No way. Baby makes three there? No. You never know. I hate to tell you, partner, but I don't think Lauren's ready to be a mother yet. Well, that's what she said, but... I'm still going to try and convince her. Oh, I can't wait to see that. Hey, um... I guess you saw this, huh? What? Uh, this, right here. Could this be Genowett City's newest couple, Lauren, Fenmore, and Sean and Garrett? I take it you didn't know about that, huh? I can't believe she did this after what she said. What are you talking about? Andy, when I came home last night, she told me she stayed home. She didn't go out. She didn't have any plans. She didn't make any plans. Well, I've obviously... she made some plans. Well, they were made for her. What do you mean? This guy she's with always seems to be the right place at the right time. All right, who's this guy? His name's Sean Garrett. He's a big fan of Lauren's. He works on her fan mail and handles all our PR, whatever she wants. I get the impression you look like... He's a punk kid. You think he knows everything about making Lauren a star? He's nothing more than a groupie. Well, the way you're reacting, he's a lot more than a groupie. Yeah, well, I know he's in love with her. Andy, I don't know what it is, but there is something about the guy that just bugs the hell out of me. What does Lauren think of him? Oh, he's got her head so full of ideas, she's crazy about the guy. Why shouldn't she be? All she does is say jump and he says how high. Well, that sounds like Lauren's got the situation under control. It won't be for long if Sean has anything to do with it. He just can't wait till he has her all to himself. Why do I get the feeling that you're reacting to a lot more than just seeing your wife in a picture with some groupie? Esther, I appreciate you telling me this. I hope I haven't upset you. No, actually, you've helped me. I have? And I realize now there's something I must do and I cannot put it off. Where are you going, Mrs. Chancellor? Mr. Davis' quarters is a matter of utmost importance that I must straighten out once and for all. Dina, I feel terrible for hurting Ashley the way I did. It's the last thing I wanted to do. At least now she knows the truth and there's nothing to hide. I just wish I could help her understand. I want my daughter to know me, to look at me as her father. 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Cricket, as a matter of fact, we got good news. Ashley's been found. Honestly? Mm-hmm. She's on her way home right now. That's so good to hear. Well, she's gonna be okay. And I'm sure she'd feel a lot better if she knew that you were so worried about her. Well, Ashley's been so kind to me. She's like everybody else in your family. You've been pretty good to us, too. That's kind of what I want to talk to you about. You know, these series of shots that you're gonna be doing... probably more important to me personally than anything that's ever been shot in this studio. They're that important? Mm-hmm. Believe me, I mean that. But why? I'd say I'm trying to prove something to some people. Something that has to do with Chabot Jr.? Yeah, something that has to do with all of Chabot. So, what do you say? Give it your best shot. For me. Sure, Jack, you can count on it. I already am. Well, look, I better be going. Bobby's waiting for me in makeup, okay? Okay. Bye-bye. See ya. 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Look for our special bonus offer. 20% more cloths in all specially marked packs. I kind of have this feeling that you didn't just invite me over for coffee. Here. Oh no. You hadn't seen it. No. Well, quite a picture. Not to mention the headline. Who would know that they would print something like this? You're a celebrity in this city. Now anything you do is going to be news. But an evening with Sean? It's not exactly worth writing about. Evidently someone thought it was newsworthy. Tell me about this guy. Sean? Well, he's a good friend. He's a real good friend. He handles all my PR and my fan mail and stuff like that. He's the one who wrote the article for Music Beat magazine. I've met him. You have? Yes, at one of your concerts. It was a while back. He was selling posters of you. That would be Sean. And I noticed how beautifully dressed the two of you are in that photo. Well, it was his birthday. We went out to celebrate. I couldn't let him celebrate all by himself. Does Paul know you were out with Sean? I thought not. He was out of town on the case. You're going to have some explaining to do. And why's that? Paul was sure to have some questions. Mother, Paul is not the jealous type. He knows that Sean and I are just friends. That's all he is? A friend? Of course. The two people dancing in that photograph look like a lot more than friends. It is harmless. Haven't you ever danced with a man? My dear, I am not criticizing the fact you went out with another man. But you have to understand that people are going to wonder. I'll let them wonder. You don't care what people think. I'm not going to live my life around it. I know it was a purely innocent evening and Paul's going to know it too. Sounds like you're very secure about that. Look, my career has taken off since I've known Sean. He has done things that I couldn't even imagine could be done. He's a very loyal and supportive friend. And all he wants is to see me become a star. Sounds like he's in love with you. Why would you say that? Because for any man to do that for a woman, especially a married woman, he's got to care about her a lot. Now, Paul may be the most secure guy on earth, but any man is going to resent someone invading his territory. Sean is the best friend I have ever had, and I am not going to stand here and justify my relationship with him. I am very sure that you've been in a situation where people might have gotten the wrong idea. Lauren, you're entitled to any friend you want. And you really mean that? Of course I do. I am not judging you. I'm just a little concerned about how you're going to handle this with your husband. Don't you worry about it. Paul loves me very much. And there's nothing to handle. It's no big deal. Paul will see how insignificant this whole thing is. I know he will. I have a rehearsal I have to get to. Call me, please, if you need to. I don't really think I'll have to, but thanks anyway. John, please come in. Would you take off your coat? I will try to explain to you what happened here. Never mind the explanation. I want to see my daughter. You will see her, John, but first there's something I'm going to have to tell you. You said on the phone that she was unharmed. Is that true? Yes, sir. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Tell me, what the devil is she doing here instead of in her home where she belongs? Believe me, there's a very good reason for that. Is there? Why don't you just tell me because I want to know what's going on. There is something wrong with her, isn't there? John, nothing physical, I assure you. Where did you find her and what was her condition? And who was it captive that was holding her? She was being held captive by the man who offered her a ride the first night that she was missing. The man offered her a ride? What do you mean? That's exactly what I said. He found her walking by the side of a highway and he offered her a ride. Come on, we're on the side of the highway. What was she doing there? John, she was simply walking. Are you telling me that this man picked her up and had her ever since? No, not exactly. She eventually made her back to a truck stop, a diner. That's where she was when the same man came looking for her. What are you talking about that makes no bloody sense? That Ashley would be working at a diner and never once call home? That's right. What are you telling me? John, I'm trying to explain it to you, all right? Well, all right, explain it. I am listening. Your daughter indeed was being held ransom by that very same man. But that is not why she disappeared. Are you saying to me that she wasn't kidnapped? That's right. She left on her own. Very much on her own. Why? Why would she do something like that? I'm about to tell you, John. I think you better sit down. Ashley! Ash, you home? Jack, she's not here. Where is she? I think she's still with Victor out at the ranch. What's she doing there? I'm not sure. John went over to see her. Why wouldn't you bring her home? I haven't the foggiest. Something's not right. I agree. This whole thing is very strange, and it's getting stranger by the moment. Am I crazy or didn't Victor call here and say he had Ashley? She was fine. He was bringing her home. He said that. Then he takes her over to his ranch knowing we're all sitting here waiting for her. Well, you've been here. What do you make of it? At the very least, he's an incredibly insensitive man. Obviously, but there's more to it than that. Do you think Victor's involved with Ashley somehow? He's obviously involved with her somehow. I meant romantically. I don't know. All I know is that there's more going on between those two than we have begun to realize. You know, Jack, John thinks there might be something wrong with Ashley. Well, if that's the case, she ought to be in a hospital, not at the Newman Ranch. What is he doing playing with her life like that? He certainly has his own way of doing things, doesn't he? And I still have this feeling that all along he's known something very significant. It might have to do with why Ashley left to begin with. We haven't had the answer to that question either. Well, every time I question Victor, I get the runaround. I'm sure that he's trying to hide something from us. But, Jack, why would he do that? Possibly to protect somebody. Who? I think it might be my mother. Dina? Yeah, she's been acting very strange since all this started. You think she has something to do with Ashley leaving? I don't know. I don't have any answers. I just have this feeling that there's this conspiracy going on between Newman and my mother. Conspiracy's a little bit strong, isn't it, Jack? No. More and more I don't think so. Where are you going? I'm off to the Newman Ranch to see my sister and to get some answers. Look, I know I came on too strong to Ashley. I pushed her too hard. Oh, yes, you most assuredly did. I wonder if you can begin to imagine what you've done to that girl. I want to make it up to her. How? How can you possibly make it up, Brent? You've destroyed her whole world. And everything. Everything that's ever mattered to her you have taken away. And you are going to pay for that. Make no mistakes. Very soon now you're going to pay for what you've done to my daughter. He's an idolized country singer. Hey, good looking. Who's an undesirable drug. I can't remember anything. Matlock will defend him. I was just trying to point out what you're getting into. Well, that's an understatement. Because he's innocent until proven guilty. I think I know who did it. Guest starring David Carrot. I think me staying with you is about the best idea I've heard in a long time. Matlock. Get out of here. Tonight, 730 online. Okay, now, the moment you've all been waiting for. We're going to taste our Finder's Meals. Mine is apparently chicken and broccoli goitre. 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The difference is just 60 seconds. What is it, Victor? Why did my daughter leave home if it wasn't by force? John, she wasn't shocked. Something utterly devastating caused her to suffer severe emotional trauma. What, did she fall? Did she have an accident? Severe trauma. What are you telling me, that she didn't know what she was doing? Exactly. Well, what happened? Did she fall? It was nothing physical, John. What do you mean, nothing physical? We are talking about my daughter here. I want to know what happened. And what she's doing here instead of in a hospital. John, a hospital would not be able to help her. Well, then I want to see my daughter and I want to see her now. Now, where is she? Right out of the room. John! She wouldn't recognize you. What? She doesn't recognize any of us. Well, damn it, man, I am her father. Now, what are you telling me? I'm her father. I want to know the truth. Well, how did it happen? I'm not totally sure. But you've had some idea, haven't you? You've known all along. What is it, Victor? What is it? Now, so help me if you don't tell me right now. Excuse me. Excuse me, what's going on? I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt. I just heard loud voices. Are you arguing? Don't you think I'm paying already, Dina? Knowing what my daughter's going through because of me. I don't think you've begun to pay. What would be fair payment, hmm, for what you've taken from Ashley? Her birthright. The one person that she's closest to in this whole world. The life that she's known and grown up in. That's what you've taken from her. From this daughter you say you love when you decided she had to learn the truth. And for what? For what, so she could come to know you? Fine specimen of a man you are. Self-indulgent drunk whom I should have driven from this town the moment I realized you'd come back here. But no. I took pity on you, didn't I? I felt responsible for you. The way life treated you. I felt I owed you something. So I let you stay on here and have your second chance at a life. I took you at your word when you said you'd stay away from me and from my family. I trusted you. And how did you repay me for that trust? By destroying me and destroying your own daughter. By making a mockery of the sacrifices that I had made to protect my family from ever learning the truth. I gave up 12 years of my life to make sure that that secret would never see the light of day. And in what, 12 minutes? Or did it take you less to destroy all that? Destruction. That's what you've brought to me. To those I love from the moment we met. But no more. No more. Never again will you destroy anyone close to me. I got... Tina, what are you doing? I told you, you were going to pay. Put it down. No. I won't put it down. Stay away, Brent. Put the gun down. You don't want to do this. No, don't come one step closer. I'm warning you. No closer. No! No! No! No! No! 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Mmm, real cheese. Kraft cheese spread or Kraft cheese sauce? The difference is just 60 seconds. You look very sad. I was thinking about Alan, and just how I misjudged him. I expected such rage, such anger, and all I see is pain and hurt. It isn't going to be easy for either one of us. Hurting people means so much to us. But now that I've taken this first step, I am not going to stop until you have a divorce. And we have custody of our son. Is Alan going to give us our baby? I think he will. Legally, it is his. Morally, he belongs to us. Do you know what I've gone through all these months, wanting to claim him and not being able to? I've gone through the same thing. I've been living here, pretending to Alan. It's his son. Monica, I want to see my son. I want to hold him in my arms. Of course. I want to tell the whole world that he belongs to me. And it's very important that I have you and my son. You've got to remember, Alan is probably going to want proof that it isn't his son. 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