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You've become very straightforward.
Well, there aren't too many reasons you'd ask me to fly here, Ashley.
I'm sure it has to do with modeling.
Either you're offering me a job or this is an exploratory visit.
I just want to know which.
That sounds fair.
I can tell you that I'm in no position to offer you anything definite, but this is much more than a casual visit.
But you are interested in the possibility of my working for you.
Would you be interested in working for Jabeau?
I don't know. It depends on a lot of things.
Well, I can't tell you anything until I talk to my father. I can't make an offer at all.
And Jack?
Do you think you could stay in town for a couple of days?
Well, there's someone I have to notify, but it is a possibility.
Well, that's good.
I took the liberty of reserving your room with the genuine towers.
Fine.
Okay. Then I guess we'll talk tomorrow.
Perhaps it's none of my business, but I was wondering if you're thinking in terms of changing your staff or adding on.
I'm not sure. That depends.
On what?
Well, partly on you.
I get the feeling that there's a little more to it than that.
We'll talk about it tomorrow, okay?
Okay. I won't pry.
Do you ever see or hear from Andy?
Andy Richards?
Does that mean that you've lost track of your former husband?
When I left Jabeau and Genoa City, he was to make a clean break.
Well, to tell you the truth, I haven't spoken to Andy in, my God, at least a year.
I think he's still in town, but I'm not sure.
Well, let me know when you've got something to discuss.
You'll be the first one. It's really good to see you, Diane.
It's kind of good to be back.
Bye now.
Bye-bye.
Let's split up. You go this way.
Paul! Paul!
Hey, I found something!
What is it?
Vivian Garrett.
It's ironic, isn't it? Sean's mother is out here in the middle of nowhere.
It's almost like he didn't want anybody to find him.
Yeah, that's exactly what he did with Paul.
Come on, I'm gonna look around here.
Okay, I'm gonna search around here.
Paul!
What is it?
Who's been digging here recently? Look at it.
Your eyes are fresh dirt.
Right next to Vivian Garrett's grave.
Lauren had to die like Sean's mother.
Wait a minute, Garrett. Wait a minute.
It's on!
Andy, look at this!
What do you got? What do you got?
This shelf. It's a collapsible shelf, the one that's easy to carry around.
Come on, you don't think so?
If Lauren's under here, Andy, we've got to get her out of here fast.
You don't think he buried her alive, do you?
I just hope the god her time hasn't run out already.
Joanna, I know this waiting is difficult,
but we've got to stay strong and hopeful.
Yes, of course, Mary.
I know my son, and when he cares about somebody as much as he does about Lauren,
he'll move heaven and earth to find her.
Oh, I don't know that.
I wonder if Paul will ever feel the same passion for her
after everything that happened.
What is it?
I hit something, Andy.
There's something down here.
Why me, Lord?
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It's life, it's pure, it's precious It's as vital as the sun
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Question. An awful lot has gone on between Paul and Lauren these past months.
Things that I wish for the life of me I could understand.
Well, they say everything happens for a reason, but...
I can't think of any reason why this would happen to Lauren.
Joanna, I know you've had a lot of tragedy in your life.
Seems very far away now.
Now I just have to accept the reality.
She may not come back and I may never see Lauren again.
Joanna.
We can't give up hope, not for a single minute.
We've got to believe that Andy and Paul are going to find her.
But how are they going to find her?
What condition?
In the same condition she was in when we last saw her.
I want to hope and cling to them.
I really do. I think it's wishful thinking.
I think Lauren's time's run out.
No, we can't know that. It's not in our hands anymore.
No.
It's in Sean's hands.
Sean did this horrible thing.
Killed my daughter.
What is it? It's a box!
Some kind of a wooden box!
Get this thing uncovered!
Lauren!
Lauren!
Paul, we know you know she's in here.
I bet my life on it.
I hope it's not too late.
I just hoped she was alive when he put her in here.
For once, I hope Sean was telling us the truth.
I hope she's not too late.
Let's open this thing up.
You ready?
Okay, let's go.
Pull at it!
Oh, my God, Andy.
Oh, my God!
Help me. I said, let go.
Come on, help me.
Come on, help me.
Come on.
Come on, Lauren.
It's no use, Andy. She's gone.
Paul, I got to pulse. Come on.
She's breathing.
Come on, baby. Come on.
We got to make it. We're going to go home.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
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Good morning, Mr. Mooney.
Good morning. I see you finally got here.
Oh, well, I had to stop and pick up the mail.
Well, let me have it, please.
Oh, no, this is all for me, sir.
All for you?
Yes. I put an ad in the paper.
An ad?
Yes. You know, I have done something
that's going to make you very happy.
You're looking for another job.
You only know.
I'm advertising for a roommate.
Why would that make me happy?
Well, you're always criticizing me
for spending so much money.
And if I have a roommate,
I'll cut my expenses right in half.
Just think, half of the utilities,
half of the rent, half of the groceries.
And half of the morning has gone by
and you haven't done any work yet.
I have to read these letters very carefully.
You know, it's a big decision picking a roommate.
It's very difficult for two people to live together.
Those are the very words I said to my wife this morning.
Out of all these, I should be able to find a roommate.
Yeah.
Wait a minute. You hardly glanced at that.
Why did you throw it away so quickly?
Because I don't want a roommate named Irving.
Oh, this one looks very promising.
Listen to this.
My dear Mrs. Carmichael,
I am very interested in sharing an apartment
with such a person as you describe in your ad.
I, too, am young, intelligent, refined, and pleasant.
I am a college graduate
and presently employed as a librarian.
Here's truly Carol Bradford.
Oh, she sounds just perfect.
If she's five foot six and a half.
What difference does it make how tall she is?
Well, so we can wear each other's clothes.
I just can't wait to interview my new roommate.
If you don't get to work,
I will be interviewing new office mates.
Yes, yes.
Jack, can I have a minute?
Close door.
Sure, come in.
Thanks, my darling.
Did you hear?
What?
Bob's going.
No, no.
You're crazy, Bob.
Your future's laid out.
Darling, it's a big opportunity.
You need a new challenge anyway.
Sorry to see you go,
but this check will bring a smile to your face.
I don't know, Bob.
I never thought of you as a risk taker.
I'm not, right?
What about your super?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not, right?
I'm not and I am love, Bob,
and I greet you as your super,
And I give you love, Bob,
And I tell you how you're lateral to yourself,
And I am metaphorically special,
And I insist we'll take it easy here because together we'll all be perfect,
And it's a score that this person can easily
Achieve but it's just a waste of time.
Bob.
Oh, that's the truth...
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In a room of silent heart it makes a certain texture
That certain smell brings home the heavy day
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Out of the patio we sit and the humidity we breathe We watch the lightning crackle the cane fields and laugh and think
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Hey, that's new!
Yeah, yeah, you like it?
Yeah
What is it?
It's an abstract
I paid almost a whole week's salary for that thing
But I think it will impress her
Oh, that must be her
I mean, it must be she
I'm going to have to watch my grandma
Okay, thanks for coming over
How do you do?
How do you do?
I'm Carol Bradford, I answered your ad
And I'm Lucy Car-
I'm Lucy Car-Michael
I was expecting you
Can I help you with your thing?
Thank you
May I take that?
No, no, no, thank you
I'll just put it right over here
Okay
Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I should have warned you about that step
No, I'm alright, I'm just glad it happened here instead of at the library
They're very strict about noise
Yeah, oh, look, you broke your glasses
Oh no, I always wear them like that
Without lenses?
I have on contact lenses, see?
Oh, well then why do you wear them?
So people won't think I'm vain
Oh, I don't think you can ever be vain
You're much too refined and dignified for that
Well, that's my library training
Believe me, it isn't always easy
Especially when you get some of those people in the library who are looking for a book
And they can't remember the title or the authors' names
And they can't remember the title or the authors' names
And they can't remember the title or the authors' names
And you go through shelf after shelf after book after book
And you want to say that them dropped in!
But you don't dare because it's a library
Well, it must be very difficult to control yourself at times
Well, I'm very dedicated
One time I was way up high on a ladder putting a book back on a shelf
Yeah, the library was way up high
Way up high on a ladder putting a book back on a shelf
And somebody came along and took the ladder right out from under me and let me hang
Do you know something?
What?
I waited until that library closed before I would yell, help!
Why? Well, you certainly are dedicated
I like to be considerate of other people
Oh, well that's good. That's just the kind of girl that I was hoping to have for a roommate, I can tell you
Well, that's the kind of girl you got
I'm so glad
Why don't we...
You know, even though we just met, I have a feeling that just by little things that we're going to be very compatible
You know, the little things are important
Yeah, you said it. Some things can really drive me batty
Oh, I know what you mean. You know, one of the little things that drives me crazy at the library is when we get one of those loud finger wetters
Loud finger wetters?
You know the kind I mean
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I knew a girl like that in school and we never knew whether she was going to read the book or eat it
Oh, I'm so glad you have a sense of humor
I don't dare laugh down at the library
I can understand that
You know, I think I'll just clear this off a little bit and make us some coffee
Excuse me
Bless you, bless you. I think I better close the window. Maybe you're catching cold
Oh, no, no. It's all right. It's just an allergy
Oh, what are you allergic to?
Well, we found out it's something in the air
What?
Oxygen
I think I better close the window
Oh, no, no. Leave it open. Harvey likes it open
Who's Harvey?
My goldfish
Will you have a goldfish?
Oh, I hope he's welcome here
Oh, of course he is, of course
Well, actually, the manager doesn't allow pets, but as long as he's housebroken
Oh, you have a wonderful sense of humor
Oh, thank you. Thank you. I'll get the coffee
All right, and I'll get Harvey. He doesn't like to be left out of things
No, you bring him in
Wait, I forgot about that step again. I'm so embarrassed
Well, don't be embarrassed. I do it all the time. I'm going to have to put in a ski lift
Harvey's going to love you
Little baby
Oh, well, that's Harvey
Yeah, but you better let me carry him
I wouldn't want any... Eddie, stay!
Oh, I hope Harvey's all right
Oh, he's fine. He likes to play rock
Make him feel right at home. I'll get the coffee
I'll just put him on this table
This place is so nice. I know I'm going to love it here
I'm glad
Oh, is it all right if I hang something up?
You bet it is. This is your home too, you know
Thank you
Oh, let's see
I'll just put this right up here
Oh, that looks so much better. Don't you think so?
Now, what else do you think we should do?
Well, I know. We can put this nice chair right over here
Like that
And then we can take this table with the flowers on it
And we can put that right over here
And make that a nice cozy little corner like that
And don't you think that looks better?
Well, I think the room could be angled a little
For more...
Now, let me see. We'll take the couch
And we can move that back here like that
Doesn't that look better?
Yes
And now we'll put this chair right back up here
Right here like that
And let's see one more thing
We'll take Harvey
And we'll put him right over here
What?
He likes to watch television
He's crazy about Flipper
He's being right there, sweetheart, while money has her coffee
That table should be Santa's
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Hi, Lucy
Hi
I came over to meet your new roomie
Where is she?
She's in taking a shower
Oh, Lucy, you've rearranged your furniture
Yeah, my new roomie rearranged my furniture
I love it
You do?
Oh, look at that
Yeah, how about that? That's some more of her handiwork
I like that better than the abstract
You do, huh?
You know, she must be really a homebody
You don't find many girls like that anymore
Yeah, yeah, I know
Lucy is gonna be murder to live with
Oh, why?
Well, for one thing, she's got a laugh like a hyena
When she sneezes, she sounds like a sonic blast
Lucy, don't you think you're exaggerating a little bit?
No
Lucy?
Yes?
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
Well, that's all right
I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Mary Jane
Mary Jane Lewis, girl.
I found this ribbon on your dresser
and I wondered what it was for.
Oh, I've had that thing for years.
I won fourth place in a contest.
What kind of contest?
A beauty contest.
Ha ha ha ha!
Aaaaaaah!
It's a miracle! Ha ha ha!
I don't think I'm going to be able to take much of this.
Aaaaaaah!
Carol, are you alright?
I was vocalizing.
Vocalizing?
That's the way I vocalize.
Aaaaaaah!
Oh, I sing in a choir.
Oh, she sings in a choir.
We meet every Saturday afternoon.
Oh, well that must be very nice for you.
It is. I don't have much of a social life.
Well, I'm kind of shy around people,
but somehow when I'm singing I feel more at ease.
Oh.
Well, besides singing, what else do you do for amusement?
Oh, I read a lot.
Oh, well don't you ever go out after work?
Oh, sure. Sometimes the girls and I go out after the library closes.
Oh, where do you go?
We know this after-hours library.
Ha ha ha ha!
What's that?
It's a research library near the university.
It's open till ten o'clock.
Well, I guess that must give you a chance to meet some of the boys from the university, huh?
No, I haven't met any boys.
You haven't?
Why, I bet there are lots of boys that would like to go out with you, Carol.
Yeah.
Oh!
I'm sorry. When I get nervous I get the hiccups.
What are you nervous about?
I think it's the topic of our conversation.
Oh, yeah? The boys make you nervous?
No, not going out with them.
We're just gonna have to do something to get that poor girl out of her shell.
I suppose so, but what?
Well, let me think a minute.
Hey.
What?
We could have a party and introduce her to some boys.
What boys?
Well, how about those musicians that live across the hall?
They're very nice and they're just kooky enough to get Carol out of her shell.
Maybe she belongs in a shell.
And I think she's some kind of a nut.
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Stables together so we can put the stuff on there, huh?
Oh, yeah, that's good.
And I'm gonna push this divan back farther so we have more room to dance.
Oh, that's much better.
Oh, gosh, I wish those fellas would get here. I like to have the party started before Carol gets home.
Don't worry, they'll come. They promised, Lucy.
There they are.
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Oh! You brought your instruments. How wonderful!
So this is a party, isn't it?
Oh, well, I'm so glad you got here. I was afraid you wouldn't show up.
Neither rain nor sleet nor snow could keep us from our appointed freeloading.
Appointed freeloading!
Here's a pizza and a bottle of Chianti.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you!
That's very nice of you.
Now, where's that swinging chick Mary Jane told us about?
Swinging chicks?
Yeah! The dollop poses for all those bikini ads.
Mary Jane!
Well, you wanted them to show up, didn't you?
Oh, really? Look, fellas, Carol's not exactly a swinging chick.
She's very nice, but she's rather shy and inhibited.
And I just thought if I had a few people over, it might bring her out of her shell.
Oh, Melkin Handelette, he's very good at getting girls out of things.
Once he got a girl out of Cincinnati.
Oh!
I did not. They're just putting me on because I happen to be kind of shy myself.
Oh, well, I'm sure you and Carol will get along just fine.
Look, let's say we get the party started, huh? How about playing something?
Good!
I know you and Carol will get along fine.
Just play anything. I want the party really swinging when Carol comes in.
Anything at all.
Anything for the beat, dad.
Out there!
Hey!
Oh, Carol!
Carol is here. Come on, Carol, we're having a party.
No, thank you. I'm not much of a party crasher.
Oh, no, you're not crashing. Come on, honey.
Lucy, I have this book I have to finish.
Come on, now, you're the guest of honor, Carol.
You're the guest of honor.
Honey, I want you to meet the fellows. Fellows, this is Carol.
I've known Carol the whole time.
Yeah, we thought we'd have a little get together tonight.
They brought pizza and wine?
Yeah, help yourselves, everybody.
Oh, wonderful.
Salute!
Salute! Salute!
Aren't you going to have some, Carol?
No, thank you. I don't drink.
Oh, well, this is just wine. It goes with the pizza that the fellows brought.
In Italy, they drink this just like water.
I'm a firm believer in drinking a lot of water.
Carol, this is Mel.
Hi, Carol. I'm Mel.
Uh, Carol works in a library.
Oh, that's very interesting.
Yeah, well, tell me what you do, Mel.
I don't work in a library.
That's very interesting.
Look, why don't you two go over there and talk a little while,
and we'll get the stuff ready for the party, and you just enjoy yourself now.
Um, did you know that there are 6,950,000 books in the New York Public Library?
No.
Did you know that, contrary to popular belief, the first public library was not founded in Boston, Massachusetts, but in Peterborough, New Hampshire?
No.
Did you know?
No.
Did you know that more than 42,000 library books are stolen annually?
I didn't know that.
Well, that's classified information and shouldn't be given out. I'm going to my room.
Oh, no, Carol, don't go to your room, darling.
Darling, now stay here. Come on out, honey, and enjoy yourself.
Oh, I can't.
Now listen, stop. Just try to relax.
I can't help.
Don't be so self-conscious.
I'm so nervous when I get around men, and you know what happens when I get nervous? I get the...
Help me!
Carol, for heaven's sake, just try to relax.
Listen, honey, you said sometimes when you sing you feel more at ease.
That's true.
Yeah, well then come on. Why don't you sing a song?
Me?
Yes.
Yes, you can. You can pretend that you're singing with your choir.
Choir?
Yeah, come on, try it, honey. Come on. Come on.
Carol said that she liked singing songs.
She wants you to accompany her. Come on, Carol.
Well, what do you want to sing, honey?
If they wouldn't know anything I know...
Oh, don't you worry about that. You just start the melody and we'll jump in.
Sure. Go ahead.
Go ahead, honey. Go ahead.
Try a little more of that Italian water.
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And listen to this hymn
About how evil battles burn you
And the fight to sink or swim
There's a lost sheep that I know of
Caught in Satan's web of sin
And I sing for the forgiveness
Of the evil plight she's in
They call her Hard Hearted Hannah
A little girl in town
She's a girl who loves to see men suffer
And when she's in trouble
She turns her life around
Off her apse to seashore
There's a great big pan
There was Hannah pouring water
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And she's a girl who loves to see men suffer
And when she's in trouble
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There's a great big pan
There was Hannah pouring water
On a drowning man
And she turns her life around
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There's a great big pan
There was Hannah pouring water
Oh, what a party!
Oh, you're just wonderful!
Like I said, music does something to me.
Nothing! We got her out of her shell!
We got her way out!
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The program is classified C, especially for kids.
The place is now in D, R1, so come on kids and have some fun.
Now's the last much more to do.
Yeah, come on kids, it's all for you.
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Yeah, did it.
Get out.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Rosie, Rosie.
Rosie.
Yeah, Rosie, what's the matter?
What's with all the music?
You can hear it out on the street.
What's wrong with that?
You don't have loud music to dance to.
Well let's take it out on the street.
Let's get these party poopers.
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Right now it's time for the zoo family.
Animals, rabbits in my zoo.
Monkeys and rabbits with the loo.
Boshers, ribos, we ask, bye.
Boodlebee, nana, boop, one, two, three.
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So every symptom indicates that Bongso is coming into his first musk.
And when the mating urge hits, he'll be uncontrollable.
And he'll be a rogue elephant.
He could totally destroy this enclosure.
All right, give it to me straight.
How much time we got?
There's no way of knowing.
Maybe a month, maybe tomorrow.
Big help, Mitch.
I need something more concrete than that.
Well we know so little about their cycles.
Maybe you should ask Bongso.
Perhaps his dad told him all about the birds and the bees when he was little.
Okay.
What kind of special enclosure are we talking about?
We're talking about almost emptying the Spencer Trust Fund.
What the backer do have to be steel girders, eh?
Hiya, Nick. We're boom-bong skewering new house.
He's gonna have a baby.
And he's mad about it.
What time do you want to go, Dad?
Go where?
To buy the headphones.
Look, you don't need me, do you? I'm a bit busy.
Well, there's a lot of different makes.
You were going to help me choose.
How much do you need?
I told you I had the money. I'll save it up.
I'll save it up.
Yo.
Nice shot, Dad.
Why, thank you, ma'am.
Is Nick around?
Gone shopping, I think.
Well, the baby koala's ready to go into the enclosure.
Bye, Susie.
Oh, gee, couldn't we just keep this one, Dad?
Hey, you know the rules, kiddo.
How's the squirrel monkey doing?
It bit Nick yesterday.
Well, it can't be all bad.
Is that a nice thing to say about your own son?
I love my own son.
Despite the fact that currently he's a 100% pain in the...
in the neck, it's a phase he's going through.
Maybe it's a phase you're going through.
I'm grown up. I'm allowed.
Besides, peace may be on the way.
We had disarmament talks last night.
Oh, yes.
He's buying headphones for his stereo.
Nick, we've got to do the hospital.
Gee, I thought you had those work really well.
Thanks heaps.
You're a bit like what I see.
I'm a friend of Nick Mitchell's.
Could I see?
Oh, just a minute.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Come on. Come on.
Aren't you a cutie?
There you go. There you go.
You know what this is?
Slave labour.
The worst other kids get stuck with is doing the dishes.
What about Wendy Byrnes?
She's got to help out in their mum's shop.
Yeah, but this isn't exactly the same as making milk shacks, is it?
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Treatment centre.
Just a minute.
Nick, did you invite anybody back from school?
Not this weekend.
I'd better go and see who it is.
I'll go. You finish the cages.
Just a minute.
Slave labour.
Got any work to dump this stuff?
Sure.
What are you doing here, Fred?
I just want to talk to Nick, that's all.
Hiya, Freddo.
Nick, who let you out of jail?
Is this where your dad works?
This is where we all work.
What are you doing here?
I want to ask you something.
Follow me.
Go check out the giraffes, Susie.
This is private.
Big deal.
OK, shoot.
If I tell you,
you've got to promise you won't tell.
Sure.
No one can hear you.
They won't tell.
I've got my train, sister,
my model aeroplane with the radiator controls
and two brand new Dungeons & Dragons books.
You can have the lot for ten bucks.
I need the money.
I'm clearing out.
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And we're off to the park.
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I think you're off your head.
And what about your mum? She'll be worried sick.
They've gone away for the weekend.
I have to stay home and study, as usual.
Did you leave a note or anything?
What for? They're never there.
Oh, come on, Nick.
Are you going to be in it or not?
$10 isn't much to ask for all that stuff.
I just bought headphones. I haven't got it.
Forget it. Not until Monday morning.
I've got some money in my savings account.
I can't wait till Monday.
Why not? You can stay here for the weekend.
What about your dad?
He's cool. He doesn't mind us having friends over.
And it'll give you time to think things out.
What about Susie?
You leave Susie to me.
I just want you to promise that's all.
It's not much to ask.
I don't like it.
I can't promise not to tell him till I know what it is.
I'm your brother. Don't you trust me?
All right. I'll make a deal with you.
I'll tell you.
And if you don't go along with it,
you can tell Dad first thing tomorrow morning.
Okay, fair enough.
I promise.
Fred's clearing off from home.
He's crazy.
And I told him he could stay here for the weekend.
You're both crazy.
I figured maybe we could talk him out of it, okay?
And tell Dad he'll be on the news by tomorrow morning.
We'll give Fred a fake name.
Tony. Tony Baxter.
Oh, come on, Susie. Go with it.
Okay.
Now I think I'm crazy.
Well, congratulations, Susie.
This sure beats the cafe at university.
Don't you work here?
Not very often.
I'm still studying, Tony.
Theory.
Practices and everything.
Any more sausages?
We have to do for ourselves this weekend.
Tony, you're down for dinner tomorrow night, Dad.
Hmm.
That'll be spaghetti bolognese.
Wow. Spaghetti bolognese.
Boy, only 24 hours to go before...
All right, all right.
Back to the university, Kev.
Don't use that.
Spaghetti bolognese is my specialty.
It's his favorite recipe.
It's his only recipe.
You're not a spoil. That's your problem.
You had to stomach some of the meals I had in East Africa.
Like the roasted locusts.
Or the frozen whale blubber in Antarctica.
Well, if you've got better things to do than listen to my stories...
Something is up.
Mitch, I like spaghetti.
Oh, thanks, mate.
Uh-oh.
How long do you think?
Well, knowing Mr. Spencer, about five minutes.
Blasted peccaderms.
The last straw.
There are laws against that kind of racket.
Bennett won't talk his way out of this one.
Thomas Spencer here for Bennett, if you please.
And kindly tell him this is an emergency.
Blasted animals do it on purpose.
Don't think I don't know that.
That's what it boils down to.
I tried to hit him off at the pass,
but it was like trying to reason with a rhinoceros.
He'll be next on the list.
Leave him to me, Ken.
Mitch, be nice.
Spencer's difficult enough to handle at the best of times.
Ken, trust me.
Come on, Tim.
I'll drop you off at your mum and dad's.
I'll be right there.
One minute, 59 seconds.
A minute, 58.
A minute, 57.
Your dad's terrific.
He makes me do homework, too.
Yeah?
Three hours every day after school?
Four hours on Saturday and Sunday?
I'd go nuts.
I got the marks Dad wanted.
Then this morning, he told me he was gonna put me in another school.
A boarding school.
I tried to tell him I didn't want to go.
He just yelled at me.
I'll find out you're missing sooner or later.
By that time, I'll be 100 miles from here.
Hi, Nick. Hi, Tony.
Couldn't you be home?
Come on, Tim.
Just go on. See ya.
Do you think he heard anything?
Nah, don't worry about it.
Five, four, three, two and a half, two.
Dr. Mitchell speaking.
Spencer here, Mitchell.
Those blasted elephants are driving me mad.
I'm very sorry to hear that, Mr. Spencer.
I don't want your blasted sympathy.
You're the vet in this menagerie.
Do something about it.
One flywild, two sweet and sour pork to go.
I beg your pardon.
Sorry, Mr. Spencer. I didn't catch that.
Uncle, you ought to tell me no harder, no, no.
What is all this noise?
I'm sorry, Uncle.
What is all this gibberish?
Hello?
Look, we seem to have a crossed line, Mr. Spencer.
I'll see you in the morning. Sleep tight.