I won't have the money to beg me Tell her she was well into track
When the black leather cord arrives After being a rocker brother She's a mod and I wonder why
She's a mod, she's a mod, she's a mod Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
She's a mod, she's a mod, yeah, yeah She's a mod, she's a mod
She won't take anymore
She's a mod, she's a mod, she's a mod She's a mod, she's a mod
Yeah, yeah, she's a mod, she's a mod She won't take anymore
And here's Johnny Young!
Hi John!
Hello Australia and welcome to this very modern Mad Mad world of Young Talent Time which tonight
is going to be absolutely different.
Hi kids.
Where are you?
That is different.
Well actually I'm not there you see.
I am over here but you're looking at me over there because I look better over there than
I do over here because you're seeing me nine times.
Come on down here and let's talk some sense.
What do you think of these, aren't they amazing cars?
These are jalopies you know.
Jalopies back in the 50s and 60s because that song that the kids opened with, I selected
it was one of my favourite songs by Ray Columbus and the Invaders.
It was a hit in 1964 when I was two.
Really?
When you were just two.
When I was just two.
Anyway back to the jalopies.
This jalopy here was built in around about 1952 and isn't it incredible the engine and
all that stuff?
It's fantastic.
John, what's the most dangerous part of a car?
The trick question.
This is a trick question from Vinnie, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, what is the
most dangerous part of a car?
Dangerous, okay?
Yeah.
The nuts sitting behind the steering wheel.
Ah yes, very well done.
Put it there pal.
We've got an incredible show for you tonight.
We've got a brand new segment called Our Incredible Animals.
We're going for a visit to the army and Courtney is going to the flicks, the movies.
Lots more exciting stuff.
Do the hitchhiking and shake a tail feather.
Here's another one from the 60s for Quest Flow.
Now see if you know this one, kids, the Wattissi.
Do you know you're required by law to register your dog?
If your dog is injured, found wandering or interferes with someone, you will be contacted.
In the interest of your dog, please note the following details for registration.
Registration is due July 1st.
If you pay before Monday, 31st of August, you will receive a 50% discount.
If you do not register your dog, you're liable to be fined.
Application forms for registration are available at the cashier, Council Administration Building,
Walker Street City during working hours.
I mean, it's empty.
I can't see.
It's all gone.
You've got it in your mouth.
There it is in your mouth.
You said I want another lolly.
It's already in your mouth.
Here, that's see all gone.
All gone.
He's very impressed with me, isn't he?
You know, there's an old saying in show business, never work with animals and children.
And I've done it for 16 years.
And you know why?
Because I love them both.
They're gorgeous, aren't they?
Oh, can I have the empty one?
Thank you.
Really cute.
Oh, thanks.
Another one.
Good.
We get letters.
I get letters to comments from what?
Something else?
Oh, no.
We get letters from all over Australia from people who say how much they love the kids
and how much they love it when we present animals for the kids.
And we've got a very exciting brand new segment starting on Young Talent Time.
And the first one's tonight.
It's called Our Incredible Animals.
Fantastic, fantastic, amazing, amazing, unbelievable, unbelievable, brilliant, brilliant, marvelous,
fabulous, tremendous, tremendous.
Our incredible animals.
This is important.
Now, don't be scared.
He won't bite.
It's all right.
Oh, I might.
No, he's...
You want to sit on the other side?
No, the crocodile's...
Oh, I see.
Shh.
A crocodile is one of the most feared animals you'll ever find.
They're powerful, strong, extremely dangerous.
And did you know that a croc can jump three meters out of the water, grab its prey, and
be back under the surface before the water has settled down again?
Well, it's incredible, isn't it?
And what's also amazing is that the crocodile has hardly changed in millions of years.
This is what it looked like 200 million years ago.
Look at that.
That's the crocodile 200 million years ago.
This is the crocodile the way it looks now in our studio floor.
Where is he?
Yes.
And it's a live one.
Can you make him move a little, Fritz?
Fritz, our zookeeper.
No, he's all right.
Very friendly croc, that one.
But the only reason why we have him here is not feeding time.
Don't worry, kids.
We're going to show you how they haven't changed.
Also, the python who is wrapped around Waldo's neck over here.
The python hasn't changed in there.
What's the problem?
What's the matter?
What?
Waldo, don't do that.
The python hasn't changed in millions of years either.
And there's a reason why we're saying all this.
And of course, the tortoise who's down there on the floor, Ross, and is just coming over
to visit Waldo, he's remained the same as the croc chasing after the tortoise.
The tortoise hasn't changed for millions of years either.
Maybe it's because their world has remained the same, but there are many animals whose
world hasn't remained the same, and that's why they've had to change.
And often, man has made a lot of difference too.
And after all, we've put different kinds of sheep or cattle together to develop new
breeds.
The same with our pets, like our dogs and our cats and so on.
We've made new breeds from that.
What's that, Waldo?
Look what happened to me.
But right now, I'd like to show you an animal which is a combination of two animals, and
it is really an incredible animal.
Take a look at this.
This is the incredible Zidonk.
Yes, you heard me right.
The Zidonk.
What, Frederick McArdle, is a Zidonk?
Well, John, a Zidonk is a very rare animal, as you can see.
Yes, and he's especially rare because he likes rare meat, pieces of people's arms.
He does.
He's a very friendly animal, but he doesn't mind giving you a little nip on the arm and
let you know he's there.
Do you mind if I just move a little bit closer to the camera?
Now, he's a very beautiful animal.
He is a beautiful animal.
He's half zebra and half donkey, which is the Zidonk.
Right.
Now, the bottom part looks very much like a zebra, and the head is really the only part
that looks like a donkey, yeah?
Well, basically, except that he has got the star of David on his back, which is a donkey
stride, you see, over his shoulder, the ring down his back.
Right.
Apart from that, he's strung more to the zebra background than a donkey.
Now, how does he think?
Does he think like a zebra, which is a flighty, sort of intelligent animal, or does he think
like a donkey, which is traditionally stupid?
That's right.
Right?
He thinks like a human being.
Does he?
Yes, he does.
You might be surprised.
He really has a very, very high opinion of himself, and he's really king of the place
here and acts very much like that, and a very, very intelligent animal.
Loves the game.
A little quirk of character in him, likes to do a little bit of a nip, as you've seen
before.
Right.
Now, they're very rare, aren't they?
They are, John.
How many are there in the world?
Only five that we know of in the world.
He's the only one in the southern hemisphere, so if you like, he's probably the rarest animal
that you or I will ever see.
He is quite unique, yes, but could you ride him?
I mean, could you tame him so that you can ride him like a horse?
Well, we've never tried that with him.
He's got that zebra quirk, which is that nipping problem, and if you sort of think back, no
one's ever tamed a zebra to ride them.
That never became a beast of a burden to ride because of that problem, and he has that little
quirk in him that, frankly, I wouldn't be keen to try and ride him, actually.
Well there you have it on Young Talent Time for the very, very first time, and uniquely
on our program, Cereba the Zidonk.
It's a real pleasure, Cereba.
I see trees of green, red roses too I see them bloom for me and for you And I think
And clouds of white, bright colored days and dark sacred nights
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people passing by
I see friends shaking hands, saying, how do you do?
They're really saying, I love you
I hear babies cry, I watch them grow
They'll see much more than we'll ever know
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
I think to myself, you know what, don't you?
It's a wonderful world, full of incredible animals
And next week, we look at the incredible platypus
Join us for that, won't you?
Mystical warriors that change in the light
Supernatural, lion heart, a valiant knight
Becomes a lion with ghostly might
Spooky skull as a horrible sight
Supernatural, good and evil ghostlings fight
Supernatural, is it a ghost? Is it a man?
It's a hologram!
Supernatural
Oh, hi! Oh, get off!
Hey, what do you call an Eskimo wearing two balaclavas and a crash helmet?
Anything you want, he can't hear a thing
Julian Agro, your two favorite stars from Wombat will be here from the 6th to the 10th of July
To perform 11 shows at Willow's Shopping Town
Hey, listen, why did the monkey put eggs on his head?
Because he wanted to be a gorilla!
Showtime 11am and 1pm daily and an extra show on Thursday night, July 9th at 7pm
Don't miss Julian Agro from Wombat at the Willow's Shopping Town, 6th to 10th of July
Up, two, three, four, up, two, three, four
Keep in step now, boys, and here come the young talent team
To show us they can walk this way
Up, two, three, four, there's a backseat lover
That's always on the cover and a cop to my daddy's slave
After days seem long, until you're down on the number
And I'm sure to be a change of way
There'll be a cheerleader that's a real big loser
And I'm found like a reminisce
To the backseat lover, watch your sister and your cousin
And she started with a little kiss, like this
She starts swinging with the boys in school
And her feet flying up in the air
Singing, hey, did her doodle there skinny in the middle
And he's swinging like he just don't care
Saw a two-play champ at the high school jail
With a lady who's ready to play
It wasn't me she was willing, but she knew when she was going
But she told me how to walk this way, she told me to
Walk this way, talk this way
Yeah, walk this way, talk this way
She told me to walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
Just give me a cheer
Hey, she starts swinging with the boys in school
And her feet flying up in the air
Singing, hey, did her doodle there skinny in the middle
And he's swinging like he just don't care
Took a big chance at the high school dance
To a mess who was ready to play
It wasn't me she was willing, but she knew when she was going
But she told me how to walk this way, she told me to
Walk this way, talk this way
She told me to walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
Just give me a kiss
Oh, great, great
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Right in the face
Let's go get him
Hey, once again, come on
Oh, oh
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Over, over, over, over
Let's go, let's go
Hey, get him, hey, hey
Help, help
Hey, hey, hey
Let's go, let's go
Bye
Thank you, thank you
Wow
Walk this way, talk this way
Yeah, yeah
Walk this way, talk this way
She told me to
Walk this way, talk this way
Yeah, yeah
Come this way
Oh
time goes by no time to cry
loves you and I alone baby
love is the stuff where we belong
where the eagles cry
on a mountain high
love is the stuff where we belong
from the world we know
of where the blue winds blow
love is the stuff
where we belong
ooooooo
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if you advertise a frying pan on television
you can demonstrate how quickly it gets hot
you can hear the pancakes sizzling
and you can demonstrate the non-stick finish
mmm smells delicious
if on the other hand you were to advertise in the press
all you'd be able to do is
sight sound any motion
television means business
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hey Tim
hey yes Nellie
my cat just took the surprise at a bird show
Nellie how can your cat take first prize at a bird show
I ate my prize to Mary
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young lad
um what do you call a sleeping bull
gee I don't know what do you call a sleeping bull
a bulldozer
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I like that what's your name sweetheart
Abigail
Abigail what's your giggle
what did the hen say when it laid four eggs
I don't know what did the hen say when it laid four eggs
I can feel the four eggs coming on
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okay your turn young man
what um what are cows wear a bell
I don't know why do cows wear a bell
because their horns don't work
music
Waldo Waldo Waldo
my dog can jump ten feet high
oh it's nothing nothing nothing nothing
I can jump higher than my house
yeah
mind you my house can't jump very high
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ah that's good okay what's your little giggle
what did the eye say to the other eye
I don't know what did one eye say to the other eye
something has come between us that smells
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great young man
what how do you catch an elephant
I don't know how do you catch an elephant
make it sound like a peanut
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that's cute
okay now I'd like you to meet a very very special guest
and this gentleman is so Australian you wouldn't believe
and as a matter of fact he's so Australian that the people in South Australia in Adelaide
are sending him to America to the sister city of Austin
to represent Australia over there he's a terrific man he's got lots of fun gadgets
would you welcome Mr Mike Barris here he is
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I'm a kangaroo
dog barking
Mike Barris
applause
that's a wonderful did you make that yourself
no that's made out of a branch of a gum tree and these are sticks of a gum tree
I didn't know gum trees
very musical tree the gum tree
you got anything else that comes from a gum tree
well we couldn't leave without showing you this
ahh sorry
how about waltzing matula
right
waltzing matula
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I heard you've got a modern invention of the didgeridoo
that's right this is the latest in high technology didgeridoos
this is actually called a didgeri bone because it's a mixture of a didgeridoo and a trombone
the latest high technology sound an Australian Grand Prix
music
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what's the saw for
I know it's a saw but what do you use it for
well you play music with a wood saw
let's go
of course you do
look the best way to get music out of a wood saw is to rub it up against a horse's tail
but it's a good idea not to have the horse still attached to his tail at the time
so you get a horse tail that's been made into a violin or a cello bow
and you play it like this
do you know the road to Gundagai
yep
alright let's have a go at that
whistling
how about that
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I never knew we had so many astounding amazing typically Australian instruments
oh you want to see another good Australian one
do we want to see another good Australian one
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back in 1928
there's a little book that goes with it
that's right that's right that's how to play it
how any person can play a whole bunch of music just in one night
in 1928 Mr Bill Goodall invented this
only one string so that any mug could play it
and put numbers as well as the notes on the fingerboard
and this is called the Goodall's amplifier cello violin
how about here's an old song for you
Amazing Grace
violin playing
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all on one string
I saw something in here
what's this
I mean is this an instrument
that's for anybody who thinks they can't play music at all
what do you do with it
well you just push his buttons and you'll find out
violin playing
isn't that cute
what are you doing over there Mike
well the plane leaves to go back to Adelaide shortly
and I thought I'd better get cracking
playing
did I get you
no try again
playing
should we get a big one
or settle for the 700 kilometres an hour
is the speed that a whip goes
are you ready for it
700
let's just watch out for all the equipment it could go west
here we go you'll have to move right out of the way
playing
goodness me
well one last one
playing
ladies and gentlemen Mr Mark Beres
playing
with or without sauce I'm asking you
when you taste Kentucky nuggets
what do you do you go ah
Kentucky Nuggets
come on
Kentucky Nuggets
you go oh oh oh oh oh oh
Kentucky Nuggets
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Kentucky Nuggets
that Kentucky Fried Chicken makes them taste so good you go
those 11 herbs and spices sure make a difference
certainly do Charlie
Kentucky Nuggets from Kentucky Fried Chicken made special to taste great
Kentucky Nuggets
do you remember all of the good times
the mad times the sad times the glad times
enter the Civic Theatre's birthday competition and on June the 30th you could win a trip for two to Brisbane's Warana Festival
and also be in line for our grand prize of a return airbus for two to London courtesy of Singapore Airlines
simply buy a ticket to the Civic Theatre and place it in our treasure chest after the show
let's celebrate the Civic Theatre
for Hala, for Hala, for Hala, for Hala, for Hala for Hala, for Hala, for Hala, for Hala
hey that's a song from the top of the Ethnic Hittareds
Nick Nick Parades.
I haven't heard it before, but it was a cute song
and some cute kids there too.
Hi, Joey.
You've all met Joey, he's our latest team member.
Yeah. Yeah.
Enjoying this, sitting in the middle of your mates?
Yep.
Well, you've got a very special honor tonight, Joey,
because you get an opportunity to call somebody in Australia
on your very own car phone.
And this really is a car phone.
I mean, it's a beauty, isn't it?
And we're going to be calling Lisa Chet Cutie,
who's seven years old and she lives in Melbourne.
So if you dial the number.
Yeah, great. You got the number over there.
All right. Got it.
You got it? Good.
PHONE RINGS
Wouldn't it be silly if she wasn't home, eh?
Yep.
She'll be there.
PHONE RINGS
Hello?
Hi, is that Lisa Chet Cutie?
Yes.
Hi, Lisa. This is Johnny Young from Young Talent Time.
Hi.
Hi, how you doing?
Good.
You look like a grown-up girl for seven years old.
You're a real cutie, too.
What's Chet Cutie?
What country does that come from?
Malta.
From the Gold Coast?
Oh, from Malta.
LAUGHTER
OK.
I thought she said the Gold Coast.
OK, Lisa, you want to say hello to Joey?
Yeah.
Here's Joey.
Hi, Joey.
Hi.
Enjoying the show?
Yes.
That's good.
That's enough.
LAUGHTER
He's only practicing.
OK, and what song would you like to hear, Lisa?
Something in My House by the Team.
Well, it'll be our pleasure to do it for you.
And thanks a lot for your letter.
You sent a great letter.
Thank you, Lisa.
Bye-bye.
Here's the team, if you request. Bye.
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I am being born in fire
Love that is in death
There is something in my house, my house
It's just a ghost of a long, long dead affair
There is something in my house, my house
I just keep on hearing you running under myself
But you're not there
I, I, I, I, I, I
I am being born dead
That was for you Lisa, a real scary one
And now let's make a trip to the beautiful north of Australia
To the town of Cairns where Katie Brown, five years old
Has requested this song from Mark
Women goes wild
Spray on the breeze
Seeing this image my troubles cease
The sun is hiding, leaving a pink scar
That stretches right across the sky
That's what we've seen so far
And all I do is look into your eyes
For that space you touch a paradise
Show me, show me
Just a touch, a touch of paradise
Just this space you touch a paradise
Thank you Mark, beautiful Johnny Farman song
That was for you Katie Brown
Now we travel to Sydney where Kristy Naylor
Who's also seven years old
Requested this fun song from the young cellar team
A bit of French, C'est La Vie
Got a job, that's okay
But they got me working night and day
Haunting in, haunting out
Is this really what life's all about?
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna be?
I don't know
Whatcha gonna feel, whatcha gonna do?
Oh, so tell me
Whatcha gonna say, whatcha wanna do?
There's only one thing left to say
Whatcha wanna do, whatcha wanna say?
C'est La Vie, C'est La Vie
That's just the way it goes
That's right
Oh, yeah
C'est La Vie, C'est La Vie
That's just the way it goes
That's right
If you go all along
Are you sad because you're on your own?
Here's that thing, you brought it down, yeah
There's so many good points to look around
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna be?
I don't know
Whatcha gonna feel, whatcha gonna do?
Oh, someone tell me
Whatcha gonna say, whatcha wanna do?
I can't think of what to do
Whatcha wanna do, whatcha wanna say?
C'est La Vie, C'est La Vie
That's just the way it goes
That's right
Oh, yeah
C'est La Vie, C'est La Vie
That's just the way it goes
That's right
Hey, baby
Whatcha been doing?
This year your car bound thing just ain't moving
Change of pace
Don't you know
When you're down there's just one way to go
C'est La Vie, C'est La Vie
That's just the way it goes
That's right
Sometimes
C'est La Vie, C'est La Vie
That's just the way it goes
That's right
C'est La Vie, C'est La Vie
That's just the way it goes
That's right
C'est La Vie, C'est La Vie
That's just the way it goes
That's right
C'est La Vie
That's right
C'est La Vie
["The Way You Go"]
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Exactly. Everyone has probably heard the theme song from the cartoon feature,
which is a brilliant piece of work. It's currently being seen in Australia.
The movie's called Footbrot Flats, and the song, A Slice of Heaven, is from it.
["A Slice of Heaven"]
That's a great song. This week, Courtney went along to the movie's with her mom and a few friends,
and she's going to tell us a little bit about that movie.
What did you think of it, Courtney?
Um, well, I thought it was a bit funny sometimes, and also a bit boring.
It's about a man called Wally, and his dog called just plain dog.
Good name for a dog.
Okay. Come here. Dog.
["Dog"]
How about that? Dog? Does that suit you?
Meow.
Crops. That'll aid changing.
How do you like your food?
Well, I'll be chicken. There you go, girl.
How do you like that?
You know, I think I'll call you Jesus.
Jesus.
Meow.
You go easy on that little bum.
Now, you two snuggle up in there.
Ricky said, sucks.
How did you think?
Yeah, it was. You see, the man is trying to impress a girl,
and the dog is trying to impress a girl dog.
But sometimes I thought it was a little bit rude.
Oh. Rude.
Well, would you recommend it to our families out there to watch it?
Um, yeah. The good thing about the movie was that it showed everyone eventually,
even the baddies, caring for each other.
Um, but the most... But most of all, I like the theme song, Slice of Heaven.
It's a great song. Great.
Do you want to do it for everybody? OK. OK, off you go.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, whether you enjoy the movie or not,
I'm sure you're going to enjoy Courtney with a little bit of help
from our new team member, Joey, singing the theme song
for the sneak peek with them at the movies.
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This is another amazing animal from Fritz's Mombok animal kingdom.
And this probably hasn't changed over millions of years either, huh?
It's South America. It's a green iguana.
It's... What a fantastic colour, too.
Look at its spikes. Yeah, just marvelous.
And goodbye, Crocky.
No, no. Yes.
OK. We'll put you back in the bag, iguana.
There you go. You can hang on.
They're a wonderful creature, aren't they?
Just beautiful.
Hey, Mike, thanks for coming in.
You look just terrific. Love your outfit, too.
Just great.
Oh, great.
What's that instrument?
That's a banjo mandolin. Should we play that as we go?
Why not? But I've got a little thing to do first
because it's Greggy's birthday today.
Yeah!
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Brady! Happy birthday to you!
Look at the candles.
All over me.
Happy birthday, Greggy.
Many, many more, too.
OK. We'd like to thank everybody that participated in the show.
Next week we've got another look at another incredible animal.
And this time the platypus, which we mentioned to you.
It's a wonderful statement.
Julie, enjoy it. Thank you for your movie review.
Don't forget, kids, the Dream World competition.
Write to us in 25 words or less all about your dream
and you could win that wonderful prize, compliments of Dream World.
And also next week we take a behind-the-scenes
young talent time look at the stars of Neighbours.
Won't that be exciting?
And Danny shows off some of her fantastic fashion creations.
And don't forget the Dream World competition.
We'll see you next week for another exciting hour of talent time.
Good night, everybody!