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Hello Australia and wherever you are. A happy new year to you and welcome to another year of Young Talent Times. And tonight, in our summer series of specials, we're going to start the year in a swashbuckling way.
Because we're going aboard a pirate ship for some real Young Talent Time action.
It's the pirate life for me. So let's place the sails and raise the anchor. Ready to sail in the seven seas. Onward.
So let's join our pirates, the Young Talent Team.
We're off to find some thunder and live our oceans free.
I step over set fires and polish up the sauce. The longing of the pirate is to ever be a part of what I'm free. It's the pirate's life for me. Our pirate's life for me. And sail with me on the seven seas. Our pirate's life for me.
Because the captain's rib is high up on the deck. And if you dare to mutiny, you're bound to sit with us.
And when it's time to fight boys, your son will send us back. And if you don't try hard, boys, we'll feed you to the sharks.
It's the pirate's life for me. Our pirate's life for me. And sail with me on the seven seas. Our pirate's life for me.
For better far to live and die under the brave black flag I fly. Then flee a different critical path with a pirate kid and a pirate mount. Away to the world across the seas.
Where pirates all have no degrees, but I'll be true to the sun I see and live and die a pirate king.
So I am the pirate king. You are the Rbellr Pirate King. And it is, it is a glorious thing to be the pirate king.
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be the pirate king. It is the Rbellr Pirate King, the Rbellr Pirate King.
I am the Pirate King!
When I venture forth to seek my prey
I crush my foes in a royal way
The ladies yield and the ships go down
And delirious treasures can be found
I am the Pirate King!
You are the Ruffler, the Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be the Pirate King!
I am the Pirate King!
You are the Ruffler, the Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be the Pirate King!
I am the Pirate King!
I am the Pirate King!
He is the Pirate King!
He is, he is a glorious thing
The Pirate King!
And now here's Johnny Young!
Hello!
Hello, me hearties!
Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow!
Where else?
I got you.
Well, it's nice to see all you
one-eyed young talent time supporters
with us here tonight.
Welcome to our pirate ship show!
I'm glad I didn't say that
while holding onto my tongue.
Oh, we've got a beauty tonight.
Of course, that opening was from
The Pirates of Penzance and it really is
an exciting nautical program tonight.
We're all one-eyed.
What's the matter with you,
Vincente Del Tito?
What do you remember me from?
You deserve the ship!
I didn't deserve the ship, did I?
You take me captive,
you must walk the plank!
Oh, no!
Now walk the plank!
How about that?
Onward!
Onward!
Anything!
Plank! Plank!
Plank! Plank!
How about that?
Plank! Plank!
Anything but the plank!
Plank! Plank!
I'll go ahead.
Now look!
Look at this, Jermose.
What are you doing here, big guy? Get out of here.
Should I jump the plank?
Get out.
Get out.
He's out.
He's out.
He's out.
Hey, Carcass.
What's up?
Hey, Carcass.
Hey, Carcass.
Hey, Carcass.
Hey, Carcass.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
But you know what
it's fun
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How you doing sailor? Good.
Yeah, you like being on a sailing ship do you Courtney? Yeah I do.
I've got a question to ask you. What's the question?
Do you like walking the plank? I've never tried that before and I was just wondering.
Actually you know, do you remember Tina Arena when she used to be on Young Talent Time?
Yeah. Well we used to do a tour all the time, we used to splash her with what,
I must show those things one day. We're going to start doing that,
showing some of the older people too. Ahoy me hearties, how you doing?
Ahoy! Do you know where ahoy comes from? No.
Well ahoy, see people think it's got to do with the British Navy,
but it's not, it goes back for centuries because the Vikings used to use that saying.
They used to say that was their battle cry when the Vikings used to go into battle.
Ahoy! Ahoy! Yeah that's true.
Do you know the expression take you down a peg or two?
I've never heard that. Have you heard that? Mums would have heard that.
Do you know where that comes from? You know when somebody's really sort of being a nuisance in the classroom
and the teacher says I'll take you down a peg or two. That's me.
Yeah you're getting in trouble at school dear? Oh well sometimes.
Sometimes, you'll mischievous like you are with us. Yeah, oh no.
Yeah your secret's out now. Well taking down a peg or two comes from,
in the British Navy in the 18th century, if they used to have a pole and they put flags at different positions
depending upon the ranking of the highest officer on the ship. Right.
See so if they had an admiral on board they'd have it right at the top of the mast
and if they didn't have an admiral and they just had a captain they used to take it down a peg or two on the pole.
Right. Is that clever? Was that interesting for you too?
Yeah! Oh that's good. Okay.
Well speaking of interesting people I'd like you to meet my mad mate, the terror of the sea, Captain Waldo.
Here he comes!
Whoa!
Scrap the ropes!
Nail the deck!
Hoist the cannon!
Fire the shells!
Got into a fight
Well I feel so broken
I want to go home
So hoist up the John B sails
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home
Let me go home
I want to go home
Well I feel so broken
I want to go home
Yes I feel so broken
I want to go home
Yes I feel so broken
Thank you Waldo. Isn't that beautiful? Ships in a bottle. Always been a fascination of mine when I was a kid.
My grandfather used to do it. And you know how they put them in the bottle?
No I've always wanted to work out how they did that.
Okay well let me tell you what they do. See they put the ship in with the masts lying flat down on the deck.
And then they've got a piece of string attached to the mast and they pull the masts up straight.
And when the masts are up straight they slip into a little slot and then you can take the string away.
I'll show you one time. That's very beautiful isn't it? That one.
That's a beauty. Oh look at all those sails.
Can you believe that boats, there used to be boats like that sailing the ocean. Isn't that just fantastic and beautiful?
Imagine having two months on a boat like that. Fantastic.
And there's little ones, there's all sorts of ones. And I found a couple of bottles on the beach with some notes in them.
Oh yeah. What's this one?
Please send more fresh food, water, bread and magazines or two, wouldn't go astray, even better a television.
Getting a bit boring these days. Oh by the way a new ship would help too from the Swiss family.
Oh that's nice. And what's this one? This is to Mrs. Caruso.
I'll be home a little late for dinner tonight. So Mr. Caruso, that's quite cute.
And what's this one here?
Oh look, Olive Willoughby is with us in the audience tonight and she's 87 years old, one of 12 children.
And where are you Olive? Put your hand up, give her a round of applause.
And it says here that Olive has done a lot of volunteer work for kids and she's just a terrific lady and works at the Prince Henry's Hospital.
And is a volunteer helper in the kitchen and she's got six grandchildren and has been watching YTT since she started.
Why don't you take her a bunch of flowers and give her a big kiss from us. Good on you Olive.
What a sweetheart. Good on you Olive.
And that's not all you get because we've got a beautiful song for you, that little Ricky.
And we know Ricky's one of your favorites too Olive, so here she is to sing Shiver Me Timbers on our Pirate Show.
Here's Ricky.
Well I'm leaving my family, leaving all my friends, my body's at home but my heart's in the wind.
The clouds are like lines upon a news front page guide, my tears are salt water and the moon's fallen high.
And I know to come back, it's gonna be proud of me, any before me, can't bother the sea.
To be up in the close nest, sing by sing, shiver me timbers, let's all set away.
At the clock lifting, sand shifting, I'm drifting on out, oh Captain Ahead, longing to hear from me.
Follow me, don't follow me, I'm traveling alone, the waters my daughter, I should swim like a star.
Shiver me timbers, I'm sailing away.
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Take you to the top, never stop, moving up when I need to get away.
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I nearly smudged a bit of your clown makeup there.
What's your name?
Becca.
Pardon?
There you go, lolly in your mouth, haven't you, you grubby.
What's your name?
Becca.
Becca.
Becca.
You want another lolly, Becca?
Yeah, go on, put another one in there, why not?
There you go.
It's terrific how the kids get dressed up to come into the show, I always enjoy it.
Here you go, you got room for another one?
Another one.
Ah, yeah, well you can have it later, okay.
Here's our pirate king, how you doing?
Good.
What's your name?
Jerome.
Jerome.
Who's your favorite football team, Jerome?
You a one-eyed supporter?
Ah, the Swans.
The Swans, yeah, I kind of like the Swans too.
They're good, there you go.
Okay, good kids.
Hey, you want to meet a special guest friend of mine who's always really funny and very clever?
Yeah!
Okay, so why don't you say hello to Tim Ellis because he's a great guy.
Here comes Tim.
Yeah!
You know, a lot of people think magic on TV is done with camera tricks.
Now that's why I'm here, surrounded by people so that you can guarantee that everything
you see at home is exactly as seen by our studio audience.
And I might just like to start off, can I just borrow this for a moment?
Thank you very much.
Keep your eye on this sponge ball.
Don't take your eye off the sponge ball.
You watching?
Watch carefully, watch carefully.
It's going to go into the hand.
It's going to disappear.
You won't see where it goes.
And it's going to land down there in my pocket.
That was just the demonstration.
It wasn't the trick.
All right, here we go.
Watch very carefully.
The ball disappearing.
It's going, it's going, it's going, it's going.
It's gone!
How about that?
It's disappeared and...
Yeah, I guess this sort of gives it away a little.
But you're watching carefully, weren't you?
That's not the ball.
It's true.
See, that's actually the square.
See, in this hand, if you're watching, there's a ball there, but that's not the ball.
That's the black ball.
You see, you have to trust me, because the ball really did go down into the pocket.
I'll tell you what.
If I could just borrow a set of keys, if someone's got a set of car keys and maybe a finger
ring, I'd like to do some magic with some...
Oh, thank you very much.
I'll do some magic with some ordinary, everyday type items.
I'm going to place the car keys down here in my back pocket for safe keeping.
So I'd like you to keep an eye on the keys there.
And do you have a ring there?
A beautiful ring.
Okay.
Now, you haven't the faintest idea what's going to happen to this ring, do you?
Probably better that way.
All right.
What I'd like you to do is to watch the ring very carefully, because if I take the ring
and place it right between my hands like this, you'll find that in a flash, it seems to vanish
completely.
But if you keep watching, you'll find that if we take a look back here into my back pocket,
you'll find that inside the pocket, attached to the keys, is what appears to be your ring.
Thank you.
Of course, my favorite type of money, or my favorite type of magic, is tricks done with
money.
And I always find that money tends to burn a hole in my wallet.
As a comedian, I'm a good magician.
But if you have a look in here, I've got a $10 bill.
You can have a look at that.
Take it out and examine it.
Show everybody.
Make sure it's a genuine, authenticated $10 bill.
Is that correct?
Yes.
Thank you.
I'll take my money back now.
All right.
Watch very carefully.
Every time, all throughout history, people have been looking for fast and easy ways to
make money.
I've found the easiest, the fastest, most sure-fire, guaranteed way of making money
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Because with magic, you find that you can actually double your money, just like that.
Now that's my kind of magic.
Yes.
He's a clever guy.
And you know what?
You're paying attention here.
He's more interesting, I know.
But when I was, when we, not just I, but when all the young talent team and I were in America,
Tim was in America, too, working at the Magic Castle, which must have been a real thrill,
was it for you, Tim?
I bet it was.
And I read wonderful reports about your performance there.
And welcome back to Australia, and lots of luck in America in the future.
He's a nice guy, and he's very clever.
Can I read you a story?
Because I just found this book.
It's the untold story of Robinson Caruso.
And it goes something like this.
Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was an island in the middle of nowhere.
And something very fascinating happened on this island, because Robinson Caruso was about
to discover something fabulous.
Yes, me too.
Farewell all my dear friends.
I'm off to you.
Let's go.
Where's my money?
I have your phone, precious.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I will make it.
Where's my money?
I'll be back.
Down the way where the night's okay and the sun shines
There they are, on mountaintop
He took the trip on a sailing ship
And when he reached Jamaica, he made a stop
But I'm sad to say I'm on my way
I won't be back for a minute
My heart is down, my head is turning around
I have to meet my girl in Kingston town
Oh no! Help! Oh no!
Whoa!
Yay!
Oh, I'm full. I think I ate too much.
Oh, you can cook, you know.
Why, thank you.
Oh, but you're not as good as my mother.
Your mother? She is the worst cook on this island.
Oh, I look like the wind brewing.
Oh, it looks delicious.
Dessert.
No, let's not eat him for dessert.
Let's keep him. He could be my friend.
No, friend, yes.
I'll be a really good friend. Please keep me.
You know, I'll sit and listen to all your problems.
I play kiss chancy, you know.
I'm a really nice guy. Please keep me.
No, prepare the pot.
The pot? No, not the pot. Please.
I have an awful taste.
Don't worry, Robinson. I'll save you.
Me worried? Never.
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you. I told the witch doctor I was in love with you. And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do. He said that...
I told the witch doctor he didn't love me true. I told the witch doctor he didn't love me nice. And then the witch doctor, he gave me his advice. He said that...
Ooh-ee ooh-oh-oh, tingly tingly, what a big man. Ooh-ee ooh-oh-oh, tingly tingly, what a big man. You became in love with me just like you were a mother. I admit I wasn't very smart. I'm a liar, I've found myself, you've gotten so much rather. He taught me the way to win your heart.
My friend, the witch doctor, he taught me what to say. My friend, the witch doctor, he taught me what to do. I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you, oh baby. Ooh-ee ooh-oh-oh, tingly tingly, what a big man.
This must be a dream. Here she is to save me. You must be my girl Friday. Friday? No, I'm not Friday. Friday's got the day off. Wednesday's working. Tuesday's got the flute. Thursday's got company. Saturday's shopping and Sunday's asleep. So who am I Monday?
Well, you can save me, can't you? Save you? Yeah. Save you? Yeah. You expect me to save you? Yes. Do you know how long I've been on this island? I've saved so many people and look, I'm still stuck here. Where's my gratitude? I don't know. But now, you think I'm going to miss this big opportunity? Spotlight on me, please, and hit the music, Sam.
Friday's got the day off. Everything is fine. Yeah, you're Friday kind of funny. Feel the sunshine. Yeah. Feel the sunshine.
Monday used to be a drag on Monday. Monday used to be a drag. Made a little boy on Sunday. Don't know where I'll go to. Love you, tell me I'll do. Just put me in a brand new class.
Friday kind of my day. Friday kind of my day.
I don't want to rush you. Remember me. Do you want to save me? Go all right, baby. Did you do that? Yes, I did. Phew! What a day! Harder? Day off. Day off. Day off.
Daylight's come and we want to go home. When I get some money, gonna get some soon. Daylight's come and we want to go home. Day off. Day off. Day off.
Daylight's come and I want to go home. Day off. Day off. Daylight's come and I want to go home.
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You know, there's a lot of things in life that never change because when I was a little kid, we used to play marbles and we also used to try and do... Hang on, let me start again.
We used to try and do this with string. Remember this, mums and dads, girls and boys, you still do it? Yes. Maybe my string's a little too big, but I used to be able to...
This is Anita Sinclair. She can do it a lot better than what I can. Make a welcome and she'll show us all about how to play it.
What's this one called, Anita? This one's called Snapper. Can you take it? Move it fast. Way in through the middle. And what's this one?
This makes cats. I think it makes a horrible mess. That makes a horrible mess. I think we'll try another one. Quick.
How long has this been around, Anita? Tying like this centuries I bet you. I don't think anybody knows. I think this is a very, very old... an old folk game. It's a game, really.
At least, at the very least, the grannies in the audience will know this very, very well. It's a toy you play with when you haven't got toys, really.
Ah, well done. She got a snapper too. We're going to try for... What are you doing to me? You let it go.
Another one going? I don't know. That's not working. That's great. We're going to have to re-educate these ladies.
Well, that's what you're here for. You show us how to do it. What's that one? This is actually the original cradle. This is the cat's cradle that gives the game its name.
Cat's cradle. And cat's cradle, correctly, is worked by two people. There are plenty of things you can do with strings one person.
Snapper. Actual cat's cradle is a two people game. This is a cat's eye. Off you go. Start another one.
Which one's? Right, see it's starting to die on us here. We might switch to another one. Now we're doing well, B.
Go in from the top. Go in from the top. I hope you're following this. Right, that's it. Go on, keep going. Go through.
How many times should you be able to keep that going? This is fish on a plate. We're getting there. We're getting there.
And now we're going to go into the clock. Hold that up. That's the clock. And if I keep going through...
It's some kind of star I forget the name of. Somebody else might know the name of that. Got another one going?
Put that on. You should be facing each other. That's alright. We're back to Snapper, which is a basic.
Go from the top. I can see you don't necessarily have to do it with string. You can do it with any kind of...
We're being very flashy tonight. This one's the river. When you go in from the top it makes what the Japanese call this the river.
And I found out the English people do too. I've been speaking to Egyptian and Turkish men today on Brunswick Street.
And they did it as children in school. What's that one? This one is the manger. Ah, gorgeous.
Rikki does it well. Outside and through, through, through and up. Brilliant. Terrific.
Well, we're back to the familiar Snapper. Fantastic.
You know the power of television. You know what's going to happen now, don't you, Anita?
All the kids at home are going to be going to school and starting that all over again. It'll become a brand new craze.
And it's called the cat's cradle. Fantastic. Anita, give her a big round of applause.
And thank you for coming in to play around with us a little bit.
And now, hang on. What happened to my bucket? I was going to put my string on my bucket so I could...
Oh, don't tell me. Henry, if you've taken the bucket again, what's wrong with it?
Oh, there's a hole in the bucket. I see. OK. Here it is.
Hello, Courtney dear. Hello, Henry dear.
Henry dear, what are you looking for?
I'm looking for the bucket, dear, as to fetch some water to wet the grindstone,
to sharpen the axe as to chop some firewood, dear.
Oh, right, Henry dear. Well, here it is.
Oh, thanks, dear.
Um, dear. Yes, Henry?
Um, but there's a hole in the bucket, dear, Courtney, dear, Courtney.
There's a hole in the bucket, dear, Courtney, a hole.
Then fix it, dear, Henry, dear, Henry, dear, Henry.
Then fix it, dear, Henry, dear, Henry, fix it.
Yes, um... Um, dear. Yes, Henry?
Um, dear. Yes, Henry?
Um, but with what shall I fix it, dear, Courtney, dear, Courtney?
With what shall I fix it, dear, Courtney, with what?
With a stick, dear, Henry, dear, Henry, dear, Henry.
With a stick, dear, Henry, dear, Henry, a stick.
Um, dear. Yes, Henry?
Um, but the stick is too long, too long, too long.
The stick is too long, dear, Courtney, too long.
Then cut it, dear, Henry, dear, Henry, dear, Henry.
Then cut it, dear, Henry, dear, Henry, cut it.
Yes, yes, yes, right, um, yes, um... Um, dear.
Yes, Henry? Um...
But with what shall I cut it, dear, Courtney, dear, Courtney?
With what shall I cut it, dear, Courtney, with what?
With the axe, dear, Henry, dear, Henry, dear, Henry.
With the axe, dear, Henry, dear, Henry, the axe.
Um, dear. What is it this time, Henry?
But the axe is too long, dear, Courtney, dear, Courtney.
The axe is too long, dear, Courtney, too long.
Then sharpen it, dear, Henry, dear, Henry, dear, Henry,
then sharpen it, dear, Henry, dear, Henry, sharpen it!
Um, dear. Yes, Henry?
from the
the
Animals, then?
Oh no!
Reckless Polly!
Ahem.
Glen Frayer told me
that you can't change
your thoughts and shoes.
Oh, you never match!
Too lazy.
So lazy.
Now I can't read your face,
XiaoPLOY!
Come on, crazy dog.
Good vagy,
but there's something
I should tell you.
I want...
I want you to know
Yeah, yeah right.
Um, dear...
Yes, Henry?
Henry?
Henry!
But with what shall I wait it, dear Courtney, dear Courtney?
With what shall I wait it, dear Courtney, with what?
With what?
With what shall I wait it, dear Courtney, dear Courtney?
With what?
Henry!
Um, dear...
Yes?
Um...
But with what shall I wait it, dear Courtney, dear Courtney?
With what shall I wait it, dear Courtney, with what?
With what?
Henry, Henry, Henry, with the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, the bucket!
Yes, yes.
Oh, no.
Oh, dear.
Yep, yep.
But there's a hole in the bucket, dear Courtney, dear Courtney.
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Courtney, a hole.
Henry? Henry!
Henry!
Henry, come on!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
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February 14th.
Hi, uh, hi, Renata.
Hi, Clancy.
Hi, Renata, do you know who invented the five day week?
No, who invented the five day week, Clancy?
Robinson Crusoe.
Why's that?
Oh, he had all his work done by Friday.
Was that funny?
Yeah.
Jamie, Jamie, you remind me of the sea.
Really?
Yeah.
Wild, restless and romantic.
No, you make me sick.
That's a good one.
They really like each other, though.
What's your name, mate?
Ben.
Ben, why don't you tell everybody in Australia your giggle?
What do frogs drink at parties?
What do frogs drink at parties?
Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola, that's good.
Here, you've got a present from us, a young Tom Tide microphone.
Hello, gorgeous.
Sit on my knee.
What's your name?
Natalie.
Natalie, you tell everybody your gorgeous joke.
What's two robbers?
What's two...
Robbers.
Robbers?
I don't know, what's two robbers?
A pair of knickers.
That's good.
A sailor went to knee-knee-knee
To see what he could knee-knee-knee
But all that he could knee-knee-knee
Was a bottom of the deep blue knee-knee
Hey, Nat.
What?
Look at the bunch of cows.
You mean herd.
Herd of what?
Herd of cows.
Of course I've heard of cows.
No, no.
A cow herd?
So what would the cow herd?
I've got no secret against a cow.
Yes.
Okay, sweetheart.
And your giggle?
Um...
Have you forgotten it?
Well, you think about it and I'll come back to you, okay?
Because I've got another one this side.
What's your giggle?
What's your name, first?
Anna.
Anna?
And you tell me your joke, Anna.
Why did the sand cry?
I don't know.
Why did the sand cry?
Because of the seaweed.
Because of the seaweed.
Okay, I've heard that one before, but that's funny.
You got it now?
Okay, where you going?
Who invented the miniskirt?
I don't know.
Who invented the miniskirt?
Seymour Legs.
Anna!
Seymour Legs.
I said I went to foot-foot-foot
To see what he could foot-foot-foot
But all that he could foot-foot-foot
Was a barren, well-deed blue foot-foot
I said I went to see Chutney foot
To see what he could see Chutney foot
But all that he could see Chutney foot
Was a barren, well-deed blue see Chutney foot
I said I went to see, see, see
Gee, I'd like to help, but I don't know how.
Well, you can.
By giving aid that helps people to improve their living conditions.
Grow food more effectively and educate themselves.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
It's aid that lets people have pride in themselves
And makes them independent.
Exactly.
But who gives that kind of aid?
Australian Catholic Relief.
They've been helping people to liberate themselves from poverty
For over 20 years.
Oh.
I thought I wanted a quick bite
But now I'm not so sure
Because that great Kentucky fried chicken taste
Is what I'm hungry for
Kentucky nuggets are for you
Great tasting chicken's all we do
Oh, yes
You've come to the right place
Tender bite-sized pieces of chicken cooked to the Colonel's secret recipe
With the unique taste of 11 herbs and spices
The most delicious nugget is
Kentucky fried chicken
With a special taste you can't
Eat a whole lot of them
I want you to meet somebody
And I'm happy to say this on television
Because I love this little girl so much.
Cheers.
She's not that little at the moment
Because she's expecting a baby
And of course I have to introduce you to her
But some of you may have met her before
Because she used to work on the floor here
And she's been with me at Television House and Young Talent Time
For more than 10 years
And she's leaving us with her and her husband
They're having a baby
And this is the beautiful Michelle Gibbs.
And I have to run up here
Because I wanted it to be a surprise for you, Shelley
And there's some flowers
And lots of love from all of us
And I'm sure it's going to be a boy
And I know you're going to call it John
But lots of love to you and to Terri
And I know it's going to be a beautiful baby
And when he's all grown up or she's all grown up
Bring her on and let her be on Young Talent Time
That would be great.
Don't you think so?
For sure.
Have you had a good time?
Yeah, it's been great.
Are we nice people?
Lovely people.
Well, we think you're nice people too.
Thank you.
Michelle Gibbs, everybody.
And with this closing song, it's just for you, Shelley
Here it comes, Young Talent Time.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm going to sing it for you.
I was screaming, calling out your name
And the judges looked to me
They all put the blame on me
They wouldn't doubt for my story
They wouldn't hear my plea
Only you can set me free
Cause I'm guilty, guilty as a girl can be
Come on baby, can't you see
I stand accused
Of loving the first degree
This court is now in session
Something I believe in
You will come to my rescue
I'll change the heart you're keeping
And let me start anew
The hours pass so slowly
Since there's gone a way to keep
A way to keep
Can't you see that I'm lonely?
Won't you help me please?
Only you can set me free
Cause I'm guilty, guilty as a girl can be
Come on baby, can't you see
I stand accused
Of loving the first degree
Guilty
Of loving the first degree
Of love
Guilty
Of loving
Guilty
Of love
Guilty
Of loving the first degree
Only you can set me free
Cause I'm guilty, guilty as a girl can be
Come on baby, can't you see
I stand accused
Of loving the first degree
Thank you.
Good night, Australia.
Well done.
Good night, Australia.