Ladies and gentlemen my special
guest this week is none other
than Razor Ramon you know Razor
Ramon look at me man I know
limping Hey Savage where's your
gold man I still got mine man
you lost yours man you lost your
machismo chico and now you want
to step into the ring with Razor
Ramon El Jefe you not just lose
your belt man you not just lose
your machismo man you want to
fight Razor Ramon you lost your
machismo you talk about the
survivors here come two
individuals headed to this year
the Survivor Series the natural
disaster the rating tag team
champions Arlison Bradley
combining forces together I'm
not so sure that their weight
would equal one of the members
of the natural disasters they
are so huge they're the biggest
team ever in the World Wrestling
Federation and you wonder can
anyone anyone team defeat
typhoon and earthquake for the
WWF Tag Team Championship I'd
have to say yes oh you would
now share money incorporated
through a great wrestling team
and once these great big men
run out of gas they're like a
semi truck sitting on the side
of the road they can't go
anywhere that's wrestling
strategy I say on the other hand
the nasty boys together all
their lives they know each other
and if they work as a team they
could defeat the natural
disasters but nonetheless in
the middle of it all is manager
Jimmy Harden at the conclusion
of this matchup standing by the
mean gene Oberlin put an update
as it relates to the tag team
contenders and I believe his
guest is slated to be Jimmy
Harden Typhoon having some fun
in here against Harwitz at the
end now why would Harwitz who
can't even reach the end of my
food when a test typhoon
Shandrick oh Roman roughly
don't see typhoon going for it
do you tells him what to do put
the end up he puts it up yeah
but a little bit too far up OK
go and now what happened just
what we thought was going to
happen that wasn't a smart move
by what it wasn't a smart move
by Horowitz that's for sure how
smart our money incorporated
they will challenge the natural
disasters for the title we spoke
to them earlier natural
disasters it sure is your tag
team we will be champions again
that's right and before you go
out and go spinning all that
money you think you're going to
be making us champions you better
not be writing checks that you
won't have funds to cover
because we are going to be the
champion again right Jimmy
believe it baby that's right you
can take that to the bank what
about the nasty boys what about
them I think they're the number
one contenders as well as money
in earlier on you said Horowitz
there wasn't too bright I guess
maybe that tactic there just
confirmed it well yeah we've
gone from not being quite just
dumb and now I think after that
maneuver we're even further down
on the scale that around the
amoeba category as the Quikster
looks on just to get into the
so-called match is having some
fun in there was very hard on
what you tag out for the 82nd
Airborne they may have some
effect on Tybalt these two big
dummies standing out they think
they're really enjoying themselves
are well they are enjoying
themselves aha let's see what
Bradley can do against Typhoon
Bradley's a good wrestler show
him there's nothing wrong with
Horowitz typhoon back and down
well that's one way to get a big
man down there all right all
over him now all over Typhoon
trying to make an impression
trying to hold him out of the
corner can't bring the big man
out look out look out this could
be a trouble for Bradley but
guys there's a telling us there's
going to be an earthquake and
it's going to be a tough game
to beat but they can't be beat
well any time team on any given
night any individual any given
night in the W.W.F. can be
defeated except for Ric Flair
with exception to Ric Flair I
think let's go back to the
replay and take a look at
natural disasters here comes the
earthquake down on the rib cage
and then the typhoon splash gets
the scraper out all right standing
by right now with an update on
just who will challenge the
champions here is me and Gene
O'Grillam I am endeavoring at
this point in time to run down
the vocal mouth of the south
Jimmy Hart Jimmy Hart of course
managing a couple of very
prominent teams in the world
wrestling Federation these days
excuse me President Tony have
you seen Jimmy Hart come along
with me let's see if we can run
him down Jimmy Hart of course
managing money incorporated
Jimmy Jimmy Hart come on leave
me alone man Jimmy Hart you just
heard the comments of money
incorporated stating
categorically they are the
number one contenders for the
world wrestling Federation
tanking down money incorporated
or what are Shister the
million dollar man there's no
doubt in my mind they can wipe
out those natural disasters for
the world wrestling Federation
champion Jim Bell to me and
Gene let me tell you that right
now baby whoa whoa whoa last
week it was the nasty boys
stating they were the number
one contenders what's going on
here you know knobs and sacks
they are a great team there's
no they're not our number one
team here because you see
there's no doubt they can wipe
out typhoon the big buffoon and
the big buffet buster earthquake
somebody get my phone over there
come on Tony wake up both sides
of your mouth is it going to be
money incorporated or is it
going to be the nasty boys both
of my teams are great the nasty
boys are number one contenders
and so is money incorporated
you're trying to start a
controversy
wait a minute Jimmy Hart one of
these teams are going to get
the shaft the other one's
going to get a shot at the
gold
I can't believe you said that
you're trying to start trouble
Jimmy I've got the nasty boys
let me alone
can I have any prophecy can I
have
you know what Bobby Heenan is
right you are goofy looking up
close
I want everybody in this arena
you thought that was humorous
didn't you
and show respect
You thought that was humorous, didn't you?
And show respect!
It's feature time here this week at Wrestling Challenge,
and what a feature it is!
Kim Chi leading the way down for the Ugandan giant.
I'm not sure the big guy can see where he's going, brain,
with that mask on.
I don't think he really cares.
He just smells food.
He does, huh?
His opponent to him is just like a double whopper to go.
Well, he didn't have any trouble seeing in Wembley Stadium
when the Undertaker sat up after that third splash
and scared this guy right out of his boots.
Third splash from the top rope, mind you.
Well, what happened is startled Kamala.
He's not afraid of the Undertaker.
Startled him?
He was scared to death!
Did you see how wide his eyes opened?
Well, he's never seen anybody get from that before.
I mean, the man rolled from the grave.
Here it is!
Oh, and listen to this ovation for Dino Santana!
Dino Santana!
From Jakuto, Mexico!
He could be the recipient of that big splash off the top rope
in just a few short minutes.
Dino Santana, former Inuit Continental Champion.
She's got the beat.
A few last-minute words of encouragement
or perhaps advice from Kim Chi.
I think Kim Chi's main thing is to just keep him calm
because he doesn't want Kamala hurting an official,
getting disqualified, or getting suspended by the WWF.
Other than that, Kamala's got carte blanche.
Tear him apart, Kamala.
Uh-oh. Dinner time.
He's ringing the dinner bell for sure.
Dino Santana with the speed, the strength, the agility
to outmaneuver the big Ugandan, and he's doing just that.
Nice low behind.
Kamala is quick and he is agile for a man over 400 pounds.
They got forced back into the corner there.
And an Irish whip by Kamala, but Dino long gone out of the corner.
The big guy took one in the breadbasket.
What is this? Every two seconds you got to go over
and converse with the two dummies on the outside.
Don't ask me. I'm here with you.
Dino going to work with a nice arm wringer.
That's what you got to do with a big guy like this.
Find a spot and go to work on it.
Kamala out of there in a hurry.
Well, if Dino were 9'6", Kamala wouldn't have hit him with that one.
Dino continues to work on the left arm.
I hope the Undertaker's watching.
Could be you, Undertaker.
Look out.
He measured Dino, but telegraphed that move a little bit.
Kamala did.
You see, Dino's got that bullfighter training in him.
He's so quick and fast.
He's used to getting out of the way of those charging animals
with those cows with the horns.
They're bulls, not cows with horns.
You want to be precedent?
Bullies.
Out of the bullfighting association, I know.
Dino didn't expect that.
The big guy just unloaded right in the esophagus area.
But I'll tell you something,
the Undertaker will never get Kamala up for the Tombstone.
He's just too heavy.
And Kamala's got his number by now.
What's the matter with you, brain?
You have amnesia?
Don't you remember in Wembley Stadium?
Undertaker in fact got Kamala up in the Tombstone.
And had it not been for Kim Chi, he wouldn't have delivered it.
Oh, like I said, the Undertaker can't deliver it.
Oh, please.
But I'll tell you something, regardless.
And people, listen to me.
Take this from me.
This is the truth.
Because I got it straight from Dr. Harvey.
Kamala, the Ugandan giant, does not, does not fear the Undertaker.
That's a lie.
The match was over.
Brain, I saw how big his eyes got.
Well, I grant you that he's never seen a man rise up like that
after three big squashes like that off the top rope.
That startled him.
But I mean, he realizes that now.
And he's not afraid of the Undertaker.
As a matter of fact, he wants to get his hands on the Undertaker.
And it's your way.
He's not afraid.
Big bear hug being applied right now by the big Ugandan.
And it certainly is taking its toll on Tito Santana.
Harvey hollering something to the Ugandan giant.
But he's speaking in English.
I thought Kamala didn't understand English.
He speaks in English.
Kim Chi understands it.
He translates it to Kamala.
Then Kamala does what he has to do to El Bandido here.
Tito Santana buying a little time here.
But had some obvious damage done to the kidney area.
And some, oh, look at that.
Nice defensive move by Santana.
Still on his feet.
Trying to buy a little time.
And plants a couple of big roundhouse rights right into the kisser, the big guy.
He's still on his feet.
A drop kick, but didn't send the big fellow down.
Still on his feet.
Oh, he's not on his feet anymore.
I knew he'd knock him down eventually.
Come on, ref.
It's a matter of time, but he won't keep him down.
Get him down, ref.
Oh.
Beginning of the end right here.
Oh, watch this.
Look at this, Paul Bearer on his way down and wheeling the top end.
That's no lunch pail, buddy.
That is a casket.
Kamala hasn't got an eyeball on it yet.
Oh, what he's gonna do to Paul Bearer when he sees that.
Oh, when he sees this.
Oh, look at that.
He just went bananas.
Tell me he's not scared now, Brain.
Well, I, uh...
Look at him.
He doesn't know where to go, where to hide.
Where's he going?
Where to run.
He's going south.
He's into the fourth-row ringside.
There's no way he can get to the dressing room.
You know what I think it is?
I think he smells the popcorn cooking and just left the ring.
He's not afraid of Paul Bearer in that casket.
He was scared to death to have to do some cleaning up in the ring, I think.
How can Matador get the victory when Paul Bearer is here?
Vito Santana gets the win, courtesy of Paul Bearer.
Here we go to the event center.
I don't understand.
And welcoming by guest this week,
he is the new World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion,
the British Bulldog.
British Bulldog, newly crowned Intercontinental Champion,
and what a tremendous match it was.
80,000 strong on hand, all cheering and going crazy, literally,
for Davey Boyce Smith.
And don't forget the millions upon millions watching it on pay-per-view.
It was something.
I gotta tell you, folks, you should have been there.
Congratulations, British Bulldog Davey Boyce Smith,
winning the Intercontinental title at SummerSlam.
There is no question in my mind that is one of the greatest matches
I have ever seen in my entire life.
Thanks, me and Gene.
First of all, I'd like to thank my brother-in-law, Brett, the Hitman Hut,
for giving me the opportunity.
It was the toughest match of my career.
I'd like to thank your sister, Brett, my wife, Diana, for all her support.
And I'd also like to thank families on both sides for seeing the entire thing through.
But most of all, Gene, I'd like to thank all these great people.
That's humility.
That's sickening.
You can learn something.
And I promise to defend this belt with honor and dignity
in a manner to make you all proud.
What a champion he's gonna be.
And next week I'm gonna show you a picture of the man
that wants to be my running mate for president.
Will you stop?
Next week we'll be announcing the big one,
the main event for Survivor Series.
So long, everybody.
I'm not a crook.
What do you think happened to Frankie?
Where's Frankie?
Reverend, do you have any insight on that?
Well, I hope he didn't run into Colonel Fenton.
Oh, I hope not.
Plus, if the brain had his way, he'd be an apostle.
Exactly.
Bobby doesn't care too much for that Frankie.
I'll tell you that right now.
Coco, one half of high energy, a great tag team on the horizon
here in the World Wrestling Federation.
Coco, along with the Rocket, oh, and the Heart.
They certainly have put some fear into the likes of the Nasty Boys
and Money Incorporated and the Beverly Brothers
with their piece of garbage manager, the Genius.
Boy, I'll tell you what, they're causing quite a stir
if you, uh, and that's putting it mildly.
Shawn Michaels, always in excellent physical condition.
You talking about working and chewing gum at the same time, huh?
He can do it.
Well, if he's taking Coco lightly, he'll be in for a rude awakening.
In just a very short time.
Coco got that explosiveness.
Oh, nice arm drag.
Well executed by the number one contender
for the Covenant Intercontinental Championship
currently around the waist of the British Bulldog, the Davey Boy Smith.
Exactly, and, uh, I don't want to be critical,
but I hate those pants Coco has on.
They are kind of ugly, aren't they?
Oh, droopy man.
You know, me being a doctor of style,
I know all about, uh, wardrobe attire.
Boy, you certainly do.
Nice elbow.
Look at how quickly he recovered though.
Beautiful leap for him, yet another one.
Got caught in midair on that one,
and he got hit right in the kisser again.
360 clothesline, and Shawn is out of there.
Shawn Michaels wasn't saying right now, baby,
Coco's not going to be bashful about mixing it up.
Let's get on down.
Do it.
Oh, he's worried.
He might have spoiled his good luck, Trevor.
Well, he better be worried about Coco beware.
I'll tell him that right now,
because Coco's hungry.
He's got a point to prove in the World Wrestling Federation.
Well, Sherri don't have to worry about spoiling her good luck.
Somebody already did that.
Nature.
Yeah, nature.
And out against one, once more, Shawn to the floor.
Boy, he's not used to being out there.
Exactly.
Referee warning sensational Sherri
about interfering in this match.
And Coco also laying a bad mouth on her.
Exactly.
Well, let me tell you, Sherri really serves her purpose.
You know, while the referee's warning her,
he should be counting Shawn Michaels, you know what I mean?
So this gives Shawn a little more time to get his act together.
And not only that, she possesses a tremendous right hook.
Yeah, you better believe that.
And now it's a slugfest, exchanging right hands.
And Coco once again with the upper hand.
Referee admonishing both men immediately.
Irish whip, but no, nice reversal.
Look out.
Oh, what a move by Shawn.
He was two steps ahead of Coco on that one.
Well, as I said from the beginning, you know,
don't take Shawn Michaels lightly.
He's a ring technician.
He knows exactly what he's doing at all times.
He never loses control of himself.
I understand also a tremendous proponent of Iko Pro, Shawn.
Exactly.
That's how he manages to keep that great physique that he has.
A lot of these superstars here in the World Wrestling Federation
are proponents of Iko Pro, and rightly so, because it does its job.
Exactly.
Do count? No, it's all it can get.
Stay on him! Stay on him, Shawn!
Oh, there's Sherry.
She's encouraging her man to take it all the way to the top, baby.
Take it to the limit.
Drop kick, standing position, well executed by Shawn Michaels,
who in my opinion is just a question of time, Reverend,
before some kind of gold is around the waist of Shawn Michaels.
You said that right, Dorota.
I mean, he's a great competitor.
Whether you like him, whether you dislike him,
he's a great competitor, and he knows what he's doing.
He's sort of taking control of this one.
Got Coco backed up in the corner here.
Oh, I used to hate that.
Nowhere to go. You're trapped there.
Not the place to be.
Well, I tell you, Ref. Joe Morello,
he's quick to move in and point out about the illegal fist.
Oh, we've got some tremendous officials here in the World Wrestling Federation.
He's putting a lot of effort to keep control of things in that ring.
I like to see that in officials.
Shawn just planted an elbow right into the esophagus area,
and that'll take the starch out of you.
Snap in there and takes Coco over.
Coco will be looking around for some help.
Maybe we should prank you right here.
Right on.
Look how Coco is grimacing.
You can tell he's in a lot of pain.
Maybe we can get another shot by our number four handheld
of that witch outside the ring.
It appeared to me, Reverend, that she had a tattoo right on her breast.
Well, you know, I wasn't trying to look too hard.
I feel the man on the good foot, but I happen to notice a little slap.
I just thought I'd point that out.
An elbow by Coco, and another one finds the mark.
Oh, look at this small package right in the center of the ring.
It may be all over.
Whoa.
Coco a little too small.
The referee was right there to make the count,
but Coco couldn't hold Shawn down.
Look at Shawn.
He's upset.
Well, you know, this just goes back to what I said earlier.
Shawn Michael never loses his composure.
You see how he came out of that small package
right away, right into a clothesline.
Fired right out of there.
Back breaker, but executed by the youngster.
I'd have to say at this point in the match,
the quickness would have to go to Shawn Michael.
He found a mark.
I thought Coco would be long gone.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Coco may be in a little more trouble than we think.
Gary's all excited.
Do you think this one's about over?
Never sell Coco shorts.
Exactly.
And that right there was a true testament to the fact
that he's a man of honor.
He's a man of honor.
Exactly, and that right there was a true testament
of his strength because Shawn Michael even took the leg
and he got out of it.
Oh, nice move by Coco right at the last split second.
There he goes.
It's a bird man routine.
And there he's up.
He's up.
Drop kick and a beauty by Coco.
Spin him around and make the atomic drop.
Yes.
Boy, has the momentum switched in this one.
Exactly.
Look at that.
Reverse thrust kick.
Patented move by Shawn.
It's over.
Wow.
What a match.
Let's get the official word.
Here is your winner, Shawn Michael.
Well, we're going to go back and take a look at how Shawn
Michael accomplished his great victory here.
Shawn Michael's a tremendous victory, hard-won victory,
as he had his hands full with Coco Bewer.
And now it's holding time.
Well, let's go back and take a look, Reverend.
Call the action for us, please.
All right, Coco whips him into the turnbuckle
and he gets a little reckless right there on the neck.
Got caught right on the top turnbuckle.
There goes Shawn Michael.
That patented kick to the throat.
Keep your eye on Shawn Michael's championship material.
We'll be back.
Boy, this one's underway in a hurry.
Here we are in Winnipeg.
Darula Monsoon along with the Reverend and terrific Terry
Taylor taking on Jumpy Jim Brunzel, another beauty.
Well, what a great match this is going to be.
I'll tell you what, everybody knows Terry Taylor's one of
the toughest individuals in the World Wrestling Federation
today, and that Jumpy Jim Brunzel, he's a great
athletic prowess, I'll tell you.
Jumpy Jim Brunzel in my book, Reverend, possesses one of
the most tremendous drop kicks I've ever seen.
Well, I say he has to be number one, wouldn't you say?
Absolutely.
Exactly.
Perhaps we'll get a chance to see him in this match,
use one of those patented drop kicks.
Boy, he can get it right up the top of the head,
I'll tell you right away.
I'll be very surprised if we don't.
I would be absolutely surprised.
Another tremendous card, as always, here on
Primetime Wrestling.
Terry Taylor's getting a little bit out of shape
earlier, but he's picking on the wrong guy.
Jumpy Jim Brunzel doesn't back down from anybody,
I'll tell you that right now.
Got a mean look at Terry Taylor.
Mess with the bull, you usually get the horns, Reverend.
And that means you get stopped.
Nice arm drag by Brunzel.
Oh, look at this, we're going to see some great
moves in this one.
Talking about great moves, talking about a guy who
was former WWF Champion, we're going to be taking
a look a little bit later on in the program at that
individual I'm referring to, Bob Backlund.
Well, you know, he was one of the great ones,
I'll tell you that, and I think he's still going to
be right there on top.
What do you think, Gorilla?
Well, not only held the gold here in the WWF,
but was also the NCAA Champion.
Exactly.
In amateur wrestling, it's a very impressive
credential.
I think we could refer to him as a very
skillful individual.
That wouldn't be sane enough.
Exactly.
Brunzel is taking control of this one with a
nice arm bar here.
No way.
Don't sell this to Taylor Short.
I know what this guy is capable of doing.
Exactly.
Fierce competitor.
I was in great shape.
I wouldn't be surprised if we still fit somewhere
right along.
Certainly wouldn't surprise me.
Nice elbow off the ropes there by Brunzel.
Nice comeback with that nice arm drag.
Exactly.
Well, you know, Gorilla Jim Brunzel has been
around a long time, and he knows his way around
that square circle.
He's not going to make too many mistakes in there,
I'll tell you that.
Been very successful.
Take a look at his win-loss record.
Had an awful lot of success in tag team matches.
Exactly.
Much more so than he has in singles,
but...
Which may play to his distance.
There's that right hand you're talking about, Reverend.
Yeah, exactly.
I knew it was coming sooner or later.
I know Taylor.
He unloaded with it.
Follows him right in with a clothesline.
Nowhere for jumping Jim to go, but down.
And now Taylor has taken control of this one.
Well, he's spending an awful lot of time with
the officials, and I hate to see guys do that.
That takes away from the match.
Also gives your opponent a breather.
Exactly.
Whoa.
Got those little slide moves.
Those little moves that put you away.
And he likes to insult the fans a great deal.
Oh, nice knee right between the eyes.
Hooks the leg, but cannot get the three count.
Well, he went into the hook a little too late,
wouldn't you say, Gorilla?
Absolutely.
Was a very nonchalant cover till he reached for the leg.
Exactly.
I think jumping Jim was about to kick out
just as he was reaching for it.
I believe this is Terry Taylor's,
terrific Terry Taylor, I might add,
debut here on prime time.
You'd think he'd want to go out there
and show us everything he's got,
but he's not doing that right now.
Well, I think what he's doing, Gorilla,
I think he's building up.
I think he's being methodical.
I think he's just trying to wear jumping Jim out,
but he may be underestimating
jumping Jim's recuperative abilities.
Well, if you think you're going to go in there
and wear out Bronzel, you can forget about it.
Because he's in absolute great shape.
Absolutely.
Look at this.
He's going to get the momentum.
Yes, can he reach the shoulders?
Not enough to hold Taylor down.
Smart move.
I'll tell you, that hurt those ribs wrong before.
Small package, caught him coming in,
but once again, terrific Terry out of there.
And you can believe it.
That would have been terrific Terry
with the small package.
He'd have had a handful of tights.
Absolutely.
I've been reaching for the rope.
Look at him.
See, he spends too much time with the official.
He needs to concentrate on the match.
His problem is with Jim Bronzel
and not the official.
Amen to that.
A couple of hallelujahs.
There you go, man.
There's one of them in there.
Oh, look at this.
Bronzel now going to work on the left leg.
Backpedaling there goes Taylor.
He's smart.
You know that's the key person strategy.
You know that, right?
He wants time out.
Exactly.
There is no time out.
Nice leg sweep.
Oh, pick it far.
Almost got it slapped on,
but Terry right out underneath that bottom rope.
Wow, was that close.
Well, I'll tell you, Gorilla,
this is what separates the veterans from the rookies.
You'll notice how right away Taylor goes to the rope.
He knows the referee had to break the hold.
Well, even though it wasn't slapped on,
he did some damage earlier on to that left knee.
And terrific.
Terry trying to shake it loose here.
Well, no question about it, Gorilla.
There was some damage done
because he wasn't in a hurry to get out to get Jumping Jim.
Beautiful neck breaker.
Not enough to hold Jumping Jim down, though.
Unusual cover move, huh?
I wouldn't have gone at that point.
I wouldn't have either.
I think you should use the whole body, the arms, everything.
Take advantage of all the weight leverage you can.
Went into the corner and nobody home
by the time he got there.
From down now just waiting.
Another atomic drop finds the mark.
Oh, he just rang this bell.
Exactly.
That was a dinner bell.
Back drop ain't a beauty.
Look out.
Oh, I thought maybe we'd see the drop kick there, Reverend.
I was looking for it.
Oh, almost three.
Two and three quarters count.
That was close.
Jumping Jim got a hand full of hair.
I'm surprised the referee doesn't move in right here.
Oh, he's standing back there watching.
I guess Jumping Jim says,
hey, you got to fight fire with fire.
Absolutely.
Boss, maybe the referee figures that Taylor's got the drop kick.
And it found the mark over for the cover.
Why doesn't he throw?
He should have put it to the middle of the ring.
Oh, if he had just hooked that leg,
he wouldn't have been able to reach the rope with it.
Taylor now upset.
Look out.
Forget about it.
He knocked the wind right out of him.
Here's the official word.
Here is your winner, terrific Terry Taylor.
Very impressive.
Here in his debut on Primetime Wrestling
against the very tough Jumping Jim Bronzel.
But Bronzel had his moments.
A tremendous matchup.
We'll be back.
At the Survivor Series, what?
I know.
Jamison, Jamison, what are you doing here?
I got dinner.
Thank you.
We're good.
Hello, Jamison.
Good.
So nice to have you, Jamison.
What did you bring us, buddy?
Crab.
What?
Fish.
No.
Stuffed turkey.
Leave Bobby alone.
Stuffed.
Yeah, I stuffed his back up.
It is stuffed, too.
Yeah, look.
What's the stuffed what?
Dessert.
A Twinkie?
Twinkie.
Cupcake.
Oh, look.
There it is.
That was in the turkey.
Goodness.
Tailor in the turkey?
Perhaps, Jamison, you ought to think about, what is it?
Look at this.
What do you think of that?
I bet this chicken was in a family way.
I'll save that for next time.
Why don't you try cooking it, and then we'll catch you a little bit later on.
And take the wrappers off the stuffing there, Jamison.
Are you sure you don't want an egg now while I wait?
Maybe, Bobby.
No, no, no.
We're full.
All right, I'll go cook it, and then you'll eat it.
What's that red thing?
Is that a hickey?
It's acne.
With that in mind, let's take you now to a...
What do you make of all those tattoos on them?
Papa Sun goes on.
I understand they all have some kind of significant meaning in the world of darkness.
Of which you know a great deal about, I think I might add.
I kind of get just goose bumps and pimples just seeing that guy in the ring.
He wears me, Gorilla.
Whoa, hard into the corner.
The boss man follows him right in.
Papa Sun go in trouble.
Well, the boss man's got things going his way now.
He's in command.
He's calling the shots now.
Nice uppercut.
He's got that patented uppercut that'll put guys away in a hurry.
Sun go misses with the right hand, and whoa, look at that power display.
Exactly.
And he held him up there a good two or three seconds.
Boss man's got to be smart, and he drops him flat off his back.
Boy, am I glad I retired.
Well, these are two things.
I understand a lot of other guys are glad I retired, too.
Well, you know, that's a little talk in the dressing room, but I'm going to bring that up.
Sorry, I meant your picture.
Pendulum swinging back and forth in this one.
Referee giving Papa Sun a little warning about the use of that fist.
Hard into the corner.
Right into that cervical vertebra area.
Of course, Papa Shango got to be thinking that great things are turning his way
because he supposedly, the referee, put some kind of a curse on the hit band,
Brad Hart, which caused him to lose his title at SummerSlam.
Well, you know, that's what the rumor mill has going, and I'll tell you what,
I'm not beyond believing it because that Papa Shango's come up with some strange things here
since he's made his arrival in the World Wrestling Federation.
You know, the Hitman has denied that, Reverend.
I've been informed of that, but you know, who knows?
The Hitman's a great man, and he's got a lot of character.
But this guy, look at him, very wild individual.
A person not to be trusted.
Bobby the Brain, he fears this guy with a passion.
He's not by himself.
I don't want to be in a closed room with him.
I'll tell you that for sure.
Going to work now on the Trapezius of the Big Boss Man.
You know, Gorilla, very few men in the World Wrestling Federation
have had the Big Boss Man on his knees or down for this long a period of time in a match.
Well, I know Nails for one did.
Nails put a hurtin' on him.
Well, there's an exception.
Somewhere, sometime, someplace, you have to pay.
Sooner or later, the hand of retribution reaches all the way around.
A 360, if you know what I mean.
I should hope so.
Headbutt right between the eyes and didn't even face Papa Shongo.
Talk about things backfiring.
Did you see that?
The Big Boss Man went flat of his bottom side.
Wow, now going to work on the ribs.
Trying to find a weak spot, trying to find a spot that's perhaps still sore
from that tremendous beating dished out by Nails
that just about terminated the career of the Big Boss Man.
Notice the way the Big Boss Man keeps reaching for that upper left shoulder.
He's in a lot of pain right now, but I'll tell you.
Well, I know guys that can deal with pain, and he's certainly one of them.
As a chant goes out by this capacity crowd for the Boss Man.
Papa Shongo doesn't like it.
Referee raising that hand.
If it falls three times, this one is over.
History.
But it didn't.
Not only did the hand stay up, but the Boss Man is starting to come up.
That's right.
That's what I recommend in a situation like that.
Keep your body moving.
Don't let it get enough on you.
You're just about out of it when you let that happen.
A couple of elbows in the right spot.
Wow.
Head to head they hit.
What a collision.
Let's see who gets up.
Well, luckily, Big Boss Man did not go forehead to forehead.
It was sort of Boss Man's forehead to the jaw of Papa Shongo.
Well, if he had, I'll tell you they'd be breaking the stretcher out right now.
Papa Shongo, first one back on his feet.
Boss Man now, Referee will have to stop his count here.
Boss Man looking like he's kind of out on his feet there a little bit, doesn't he?
As I step back in his heels.
A little hesitation there on the part of Papa Shongo.
Cost him and cost him again.
Referee is one of the Boss Men about that fist.
Wow.
A barrage of right hands in Britain and Common Croft finds the mark.
Well, that'll have to miss him for a few days, won't it, Willa?
Boss Man on the roll.
Close line at a beauty.
Sort of stopped.
Well, that's what I was about to say.
Wasn't sure what he wanted to do, man.
Look, look, look.
What is he doing there?
Nails making his way down towards the ring.
I don't think the Big Boss Man has noticed him yet, and I hope he doesn't.
The Boss Man still continues the onslaught here on Papa Shongo.
I'm curious to see what Nails is going to do there.
Uh-oh, he spotted him.
He spotted him, yes.
Now, that colossal mistake.
He should let the referee worry about Nails.
If I was in his corner, I'd say, get back in the match.
Look at that.
That's the Big Boss Man's original nightstick in the possession of Nails.
I think Nails is baiting him.
What?
Talk about dangerous people.
He's not afraid.
I'll tell you that for sure.
Oh, wind up in there.
Big up the cut lines again.
He caught him squarely.
They're connected very well.
Look at this.
What's he doing?
Boss Man grabbed his nightstick, and he's going after Nails.
This is just what I wanted to see.
He had a perfect opportunity to cover them.
Batten down the hatches.
There's an official out there.
They're going to lock up.
No official is going to stop these two.
They're going to lock up.
Look at Nails.
They're going to lock up.
I knew it.
There they go.
Batten close the lock.
Who are they?
They're out of sight.
Let's find out what happened in this one.
Here is your winner as a result of a count out.
Papa Shango.
Oh, the Big Boss Man totally lost it.
He certainly did and lost the winner's share of the purse money as well.
As Papa Shango, I think he might have got beat here had it not been for Nails.
I think he was ready for the one, two, three, baby.
What a match.
We'll be back.
They don't call the Hitman the excellence of execution for nothing.
What an athlete in Bret Hart.
He certainly is.
He came back well off that.
Speaking of coming back, what are you doing with that fire extinguisher?
When I smell smoke, I get a fire extinguisher like a good Girl Scout.
I'm always prepared.
The Boy Scout.
No, I was in the Girl Scouts.
There's no fun hanging around with a bunch of guys making nuts.
Remember to pull that pin if you have to use that.
Why don't you pull the pin and bail out of this place?
You know, you're awfully surly this week.
Yes, I am awful surly this week.
Fire trap, we're sitting here in, smelling smoke, firearms going off.
You got some moron cooking a rooster with the...
That's a turkey.
Same thing.
Talking about the rooster.
Well, let's talk about next week.
Who will be in the main event?
Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving even.
That means I'm going to need this.
Oh, no.
Jamison, what happened to you?
Well, yeah, but it was okay because the fire went right out.
Turn around, turn around once.
Jamison, are you sure you feel all right?
Yeah, it was nothing.
It was the fourth alarm.
The fire went right out.
I'm getting my hose ready.
Hey, Bobby.
Hey, easy there, Bobby.
Wait, the fire's out.
Let's take a look at the masterpiece.
It's delicious.
Look at that big turkey, Jamison.
Ta-da!
Whoa, take a look at that.
You talk about smoke to me.
Okay, who wants the wings?
Bobby, he likes the wings.
No, no, no.
You've always been a wingman.
I had a late lunch today.
Bobby?
No, I don't want that thing.
Get that thing out of here.
How is it?
Delicious.
Jim?
I'll pass.
Maybe Jim would.
No.
Here, have some.
Who wants the legs?
Oh, he likes legs.
They're his favorite.
Keep on pulling on it.
It'll pop in a second.
Careful, you'll go blind doing that.
Stop it.
That thing ain't cooked inside.
Yeah, it's good.
It almost isn't.
Oh, my goodness.
Jamison.
Cool word to the Bushwackers when you need them.
Don't forget to join us next week for more WWF prime time.
The big boss, Merida Nails, will be here.
Maybe save some of that chicken for Nails.
This is WWF Superstars.
Voluntarily, we'll be joining Vince McMahon and Mr. Perfect.
The tradition continues.
The Survivor Series is coming this Thanksgiving Eve, November the 25th,
from the Richfield Coliseum in suburban Cleveland, Ohio.
This just in, ladies and gentlemen, your main event.
The team of WWF Champion Rick Blair and Razor Ramon will be meeting the ultimate maniacs,
the Macho Man Randy Savage and the Ultimate Warrior.
As you recall, these two men faced each other in the main event at SummerSlam.
Because of SummerSlam and the subsequent events,
we have seen a bonding between two men like we have never seen before,
the Macho Man and the Ultimate Warrior,
with tremendous admiration, respect, and true friendship for one another.
Conversely, Rick Blair and Razor Ramon have clearly demonstrated
that they will go to any length, any extreme to get what they want
here on the World Wrestling Federation.
Keeping in mind the events of recent weeks, in my estimation,
you have the single greatest matchup in Survivor Series history.
A tremendous main event, a tremendous tradition, the Survivor Series.
Hey, Savage.
You want some Razor Ramon, man?
You don't have to wait for Survivor Series.
Welcome to WWF Superstars.
This is Vince McMahon along with Mr. Perfect.
And yes, here he comes on his way to the ring right now.
A man who will team up with Rick Blair of the Survivor Series
and face the ultimate maniacs.
Take a look, Mr. Perfect, at Razor Ramon.
Losing my seasonal.
Coming down the aisle from Miami, Florida,
weighing 287 pounds, Razor Ramon.
Razor Ramon on his way.
One of these days, someone's going to knock that toothpick right down his throat.
I doubt if it's going to be the Macho Man Randy Savage.
Look at the gold around Razor's neck.
Look at the gold around Rick Blair's weight.
I don't see any gold around the Ultimate Warrior or the Macho Man Randy Savage.
Not at the moment, you don't.
Things can change.
And maybe they start changing at the Survivor Series.
Or maybe before.
Razor Ramon prepares for his matchup.
Boy, this guy looks sharp, doesn't he?
If something happens to the gold, then something's going to happen to the attendant.
Now why does he have to make a threatening gesture toward a ring attendant?
Give me a break.
Well, the guy's from the street, McMahon.
He can't trust anybody.
He's here in the World Wrestling Federation.
Razor Ramon.
Oh, what a shot.
Whoa.
He is vicious.
Ramon laying the man.
He lets you know you're in the ring with Razor Ramon.
No doubt about that.
Missy with a close line and...
Uh-oh.
Ramon going around.
Look at that maneuver.
I have never seen that kind of a move before.
You can expect to see a lot of new maneuvers, new hold by Razor Ramon.
Truly a unique individual.
Would you say that Razor has the edge?
Please.
Take a look.
Stretching him out here now.
Screaming for mercy.
Razor Ramon's opponent.
Perhaps a submission hold here applied by Razor Ramon.
Steve May falling down to the canvas.
He just kicked the back of his head.
His nose had to break on the mat.
Ramon with May jams him down to the canvas.
Warning there by the official.
You know what I like about this Razor is how deliberate.
Every move means something.
No wasted time.
Doesn't look for the crowd.
Doesn't look for anybody cheering him.
He just is out there to get the job done.
And May on the top rope.
He is almost out of it.
Look at this.
He has no idea where he is.
Razor Ramon now with May.
What's going to happen?
Oh, my devastating shit about it.
It's over.
Razor Ramon.
On his way to the Survivor Series.
And right now I think he's on his way to yet another victory.
Take a look at this maneuver.
Ramon with May has him right where he wants him.
And then.
I'll snap your neck in a second.
Ramon hooks the leg and gets a three count.
Razor Ramon.
Wow.
Now that's impressive.
Here is our winner.
Razor Ramon.
Ramon looking for the macho man Randy Savage.
Let's go back and take another look.
Now here you see over his head into a body slam.
I've never seen that.
One hand up and down.
And then that crucifix tight move.
That'll snap anybody's neck.
Forget about it.
Razor Ramon victorious.
We'll return with more World Wrestling Federation action in a moment.
In the ring from Mound, Minnesota.
Weighing 218 pounds.
Jury Fox.
Take a look at this young man on his way to the ring now.
Coming down the aisle.
Weighing 240 pounds.
Maximillian Moon.
Maximillian Moon ready to lock up with Jury Fox.
This guy shoots fire.
And everything else.
What an athlete.
Maximillian Moon.
What a hairdo.
All action.
Maximillian Moon.
Fox doesn't know quite what to make.
Look at that.
Monkey flip.
Oh my goodness.
With authority.
Throw drop.
And another crisis catcher all the way.
Wow.
Max Moon.
Reminds me of that great athlete I used to see in the squared circle.
What was his name?
Kurt.
I forgot his name now.
Perfect.
Reminds you of Mr. Perfect.
This guy's pretty good but he's far from perfect.
I see.
Max Moon.
Giving it to Jury Fox.
Just like I believe the Ultimate Maniacs will give it to Flair and Ramon at the Survivor Series.
I'm really looking forward to that matchup.
So am I.
Don't forget I'll be there too with McMahon.
No one is forgetting that.
How about that maneuver?
Impressive.
Max Moon.
Very cognizant of the edict issued by WWF President Jack Tunney earlier this week.
And that the officials here in the WWF nice maneuver again will be far more assertive than they ever have been with spells.
Once again another nail in the coffin so to speak for your team I believe at the Survivor Series.
No not necessarily.
Take a guy like Rick Flair.
He's your consummate wrestler.
He knows everything within the rules what he can and can't do.
Yeah and he'd never cheat right?
Of course not.
Right.
Well if he does he won't get away with it anymore I don't believe.
Max Moon with the box.
Puts him to the buckle.
Moves in.
Oh wow with a clothesline.
This Moon brings in a whole new style of wrestling in the WWF.
He must be from some other country or somewhere.
Max Moon working on the arm.
Why are you making that outfit worn by Max Moon?
I'm looking at that.
I don't know what to think about it.
Take him hours to get that hair finished up.
Max Moon applying more pressure to the arm.
A little full of hair there.
Alright official is likely to be right on him.
To the buckle.
Well if the ref doesn't see it there's nothing he can do about it.
Oh my goodness.
Again as you alluded to earlier tactics we have not seen much of here in the WWF displayed by Max Moon.
Oh what's this now?
Look at this.
Right into the cover.
Yes he gets it.
Wow.
Here is your winner.
Maximilian Moon.
Max Moon very impressive here on WWF Superstars.
Alright let's go back and take another look.
Look at this trucking.
Whoa.
Perfectly applied right on the face.
You just said it again.
It was done great.
It was perfect just like you said.
Into the man's rib cage.
One, two, three.
Joining us later on High Energy.
A newcomer Lance Cassidy, Kamala the Hitman and more.
Yeah here's a man who I believe is really going to have a problem.
He has had his problems in the past.
Yes he paid his debt to society but I believe he must pay his debt to the big boss man.
Take a look at him.
Nails.
The most dangerous man and wrestler.
Nails.
I believe Nails is going to have a problem with the new officiating standard set by WWF President Jack Tunney.
I don't think he cares.
Who would sign on for a match with Nails?
A guy by the name of Freedom.
That is ridiculous.
So you want to be a wrestler huh?
I mean look at the size differential right away.
Nails just one-handedly dumps this fellow Freedom over the top rope.
Now what's he doing?
Is he pointing down?
He's pointing down to our announcer.
Howard Finkel.
If he's going to speak I assume he is.
He has the most unusual voice of anyone I've ever heard of.
That's because boss man I heard it from somebody else hit him with a stick.
I came out here
for one reason
and one reason only.
Boss man where are you?
Boss man have you got any guts?
Get out here right now.
This guy is demented.
He is sick.
Freedom was trying to get back into the ring a moment ago.
Where are you?
Boss man I'm going to beat you
and beat you
till you can't even walk.
Boss man get out here right now.
The boss man is not here this week but let's take you now to the event center.
Probably lucky for Nails the big boss man not here this week.
However both of them will be on prime time this Monday night.
We'll have a special hookup from WTLK in Atlanta with their boss man.
Hookup from I guess self-blockade I don't know where.
For the likes of Nails.
Nails and boss man joining us on prime time this Monday night.
Lance Cassidy making his debut in the World Wrestling Federation.
Cassidy ready to lock up with Tom Stone.
Cassidy takes an elbow in the bush and he goes right back down as Tom Stone charges.
Nice arm tack.
What do you know about Lance Cassidy Mr. Barber?
I'm just sitting back and watching here.
You know you do a lot of that don't you?
Well I'm a very relaxed guy.
You are.
He's locked by Cassidy and he'll take that arm and take this one too.
Elbow to the neck area clenched fist.
Come on ref get in there.
New rules remember.
We're actually not new rules just enforcing the old rules.
Off to the rope and an elbow.
Yes almost knocked Stone down and that one sends him over the top.
Cassidy's pretty smooth.
He's stuck with his hair maybe.
Wait a minute his hair if anything reminds me of your hair.
Yeah that's the problem.
What his hair looks better than yours?
It doesn't look better than mine.
It's a cheap imitation of mine.
I see.
Stone brought down to the examples again.
Nice take down.
Good thing we're going to have Bossman and Nails from different geographic regions on this hookup this Monday night.
Lucky for Bossman.
Now wait a minute I'm not so sure about that.
Lucky for Nails.
What's Nails going to do now that Sergeant Slaughter is going to make sure the rules are enforced?
How can he contend with the skills of the big boss man?
He's a very intelligent man Nails is and he'll think of something.
Don't worry.
Stone charging set up by Cassidy.
Look at this man over two almost gets him.
That's Cassidy firing on the back of the neck.
And Stone appears to be running out of gas a little bit.
I don't think Tom Stone has heard of integrated conditioning programs.
Very soon.
And Cassidy continuing to work on the shoulder and the arm bar.
I like what he's doing here Cassidy.
He's wearing down one body part working over where the man down.
How about that?
Takes one in the guts there does Cassidy.
Tom Stone going to the outside.
Stone going all the way up now to the top.
Cassidy catching his breath.
Was he playing possum?
Tom Stone to the side.
He threw him on his head.
And Tom Stone begins to beg off of it.
Cassidy will take none of that.
To the midsection.
Working on the chest area.
Open handed Tom Stone to the bottom.
Tom Stone off up and down.
And now it's Cassidy going to the outside.
Cassidy quickly and deftly to the top rope.
Waiting patiently.
Down with a five body press and a count of three.
Wow.
Not bad.
Lance Cassidy victorious.
Here is Dave Dew here in the WWI.
I think we'll be seeing quite a bit more of this young man in weeks to come.
And Sergeant Slaughter looking on.
Wait a minute here's Dean Slaughter down on the floor.
Sergeant Slaughter, if I can have your attention.
What do you think of the new direction of the officiating here on the World Wrestling Federation?
I've got my eyes focused on a lot of things Dean O'Gallant.
And believe me, there will be law and order in the World Wrestling Federation.
I guarantee it.
And watch the eye on events here on the WWF.
I thank you Sergeant Slaughter.
And take a look at this.
Way hot in the air.
Lance Cassidy with a very, very impressive debut here in the WWF.
Bob Backlund was World Wrestling Federation champion for nearly six years.
But Bob Backlund has always been a champion.
Even in junior high school, Bob excelled in both football and on the amateur wrestling mat.
Bob made his mark in the World Wrestling Federation.
And for over eight years he brought his own unique personality to the squared circle.
His own tremendous wrestling ability, second to none.
Unquestionably one of the most extraordinary athletes to ever hold the World Wrestling Federation Championship.
Nonetheless one has to wonder, just how well will Bob Backlund fare now in the year 1992?
How is Bob Backlund going to fit into the World Wrestling Federation today?
With all the color, with all the flamboyance, with all the flair.
Well, I feel that I'm going to have more notoriety than ever before.
Because I am me.
Because I'm just me.
And I think that's going to stand out in the World Wrestling Federation.
We will anxiously await the return of the former WWF champion Bob Backlund.
What a great athlete.
And now to introduce his opponent.
Dr. Harvey Whippleman.
Take that sarcasm out of your voice when you refer to me little man.
You know I don't think those two like each other.
I want everybody in this arena to stand up and show respect for the fearless Kamala the Ugandan Giant.
Did Harvey Whippleman call Kamala fearless?
He said, I don't think he was fearless after the matchup at SummerSlam when the Undertaker survived all three leaps by Kamala.
I don't think that Kamala was fearless several weeks ago when Paul Bearer shoved that coffin down the ringside after his matchup.
He was just a little surprised I think.
Nonetheless, an awesome force to reckon with, no question of that.
Kamala, handled by Kim Chi and Harvey Whippleman.
You know from a financial end you would wonder what someone like Dr. Harvey Whippleman.
Is that the...
Hey look, there's the Undertaker.
The Undertaker's on the video wall.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, why doesn't he come out face to face and tell them that?
Series of forums have nothing at all behind them here, but Kamala's one chop.
Nails Kevin Krueger in.
Kamala looking back over toward the entrance wondering whether or not the Undertaker's coming down.
Another big chop by Kamala, chopping away on Krueger.
And off the top, the Ugandan giant all over Krueger.
Fair saying before, when you consider Harvey Whippleman and Kim Chi, they must have a very difficult time managing the Ugandan giant.
Because I mean you think transportation from one arena to the next, maybe that has to be difficult in and of itself.
How do you take this man to a restaurant? What do you order?
It must be very difficult to manage a man like the Ugandan giant, the mighty Kamala.
Communication problem.
Double chop. Kamala still looking back over.
Oh, look at that.
Down across the back.
Kamala wrenching the ankle out.
Oh no, here it comes.
He's not interfering in the match.
The match is officially over.
Kamala, Kim Chi, Harvey going through the fans.
They're getting out of here.
Kamala doesn't care. He's getting as far away from the casket as he possibly can.
The Undertaker could have been in that casket.
I bet he's going to be in the casket this Monday night when Kamala meets the British Bulldog on Primetime.
Oh, your pal's about to make an entrance here, Brain.
I want to see what he's got on this week. Look at that.
Is it raining in here?
He's got a raincoat on, doesn't he?
Making a fashion statement is what he's doing.
He's got an umbrella.
Regardless of what he's wearing, Brain, he's not all wet.
What a tremendous athlete.
He certainly is. Always keeps himself in tremendous shape.
He thinks smart. He dresses smart.
He was just telling me the other day that all the winter fashions are in.
And he's going to be on the cover.
It's winter that's coming.
No, but he's going to be on the cover of every fashion magazine worldwide, he predicts.
What do you think? The spring fashions would be in now?
Well, just for the humanoids out there still wearing bib overalls and flannel shirts.
Take a look at that body.
Former coholder of the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship.
Too bad he's in great shape.
Too bad he double crossed his partner at that particular point in time.
Not to be trusted.
I trust him. Yeah, I'm sure.
He's always been square with me.
Youngster trying to power out with a standing wrist lock.
And Martell was one of his favorite moves right to the ropes to break the hold.
Nothing wrong with that.
That was when the quarterback runs to the sidelines.
They say what a great move. You expect him to stand there and get smeared?
Of course you would know. You don't watch football.
No, I don't watch much football.
Hey, you want to lay something on the game this time?
Will you stop?
You never win either.
Insulting move by the model, Drake Martell, referee admonishing him right now.
I'll tell you something about Martell.
He's constantly in command.
He's in command of his life.
Look at the physique on him.
He can rough it up. He can wrestle.
He's a very handsome man.
He's got a lucrative business going on the side.
Oh, look at this.
Mr. Law and Order Sergeant Slaughter has just made an entrance into the arena here.
Wait, I don't see him.
Obviously, take it. Well, there he is right there.
Talk about the long arm of the law.
That's the long jaw of the law.
So basically what he is is a paid snitch.
He is not.
Boy, he's there to keep an eye on the referees.
First time they make a wrong move, their history.
Oh, he's watching everything, Ray.
He's not only watching referees and how they conduct themselves.
He's watching guys like the model, Rick Martell,
who I know personally can outsmart most referees and get away with murder.
That's not hard to do.
You know what he'll do?
He won't get away with it now.
I don't know really how much power he has yet,
but if he sees something wrong with it, I don't know if he can reverse.
Oh, he can. He has unlimited power.
He can stop a match, reverse a decision, disqualify someone,
raise anybody's hand, he so desires.
If he sees it.
Well, I would say that's unlimited power, Brad.
You should give me that chop.
I'm the kind of guy that can handle that kind of a chop.
Sure.
Was that his jaw or the runway 33 of LaGuardia?
Will you stop it?
Just ask a question.
I'd better write that down.
Oh, look at this.
He can wrestle, reverse double chin wrestle.
That's the model.
Just stretching out those muscles and ligaments in the lower back area.
Doing further damage right now.
Warming him up for the patented Boston Crab, I would presume.
Here it comes.
Well, he honestly didn't waste any time in calling it quits.
Next one, are you happy?
Right in front of you, legitimate wrestling hole, didn't pull the trunks,
didn't use the ropes, everything was legal.
Now you run along the tiny tub, you did your job.
You get stitched.
Oh, I'm going to tell Sarge you said that, Brad.
You're a stitch.
Coming up right now, let's take another look.
What a treat here in Winnipeg for these fans.
Some of the greatest matches ever to come to Winnipeg are on hand here this week.
We're going to put them on soon along with my partner, his lordship, Alfred Hayes,
who refuses to put on the tights anymore.
Well, I didn't say it was you, gorilla.
Oh, boy.
It's Dr. Harvey.
Introducing his man, the Ugandan giant, Kamala.
What a match this is going to be.
It really will.
Kamala, a very, very powerful man,
but I don't know that he's ever felt the strength of somebody like the British Bulldog.
Highly unlikely.
I would say so, too.
I would like to see if the Bulldog can get Kamala in one of those delayed suplexes
that he's so famous for.
If he does, it might be curtains for this huge man,
but then again, to get this chap up would indeed be a feat of strength.
I don't know which is worse, the mask or Kamala's face?
I think it's a toss-up.
Building about to erupt here in Winnipeg
as the reigning intercom double champion for this Bulldog,
standing ovation for Britain's Bulldog.
He gets a standing ovation no matter where he wrestles in the world now, Carrera.
In Germany, I saw the people stand up and cheer him to the rafters.
The same thing in Spain, the same in France,
and he's well run to fourth here in the U.S. domain.
He's going to need all that power he has to ship this huge Ugandan giant,
the big Kamala.
Kamala doesn't care who he faces.
He's a big, primitive man.
All he's worried about is lunch.
Yes, I think so.
A little last-minute word there in Swahili, no doubt, from Kim Chi.
Baby Boy using that speed, that agility.
He's also got that tremendous power to draw on at any given time.
The only thing he doesn't want to have happen is have the big guy fall off.
Absolutely.
That would be cut immediately if he did fall on Baby Boy,
no matter what power he's got.
Nice, go behind for a control move.
But look at this, Kamala just waffles him right back into the turnbuckle.
I would say that Kamala with that 100-pound weight advantage
could do that at any given time.
Oh, nice arm wringer now by Baby.
Find a spot on the big guy, go to work on it.
Seems impervious, though, to pain and punishment.
He can shrug that off, and often you can hit him with your heaviest blow,
and he's not at all fazed.
But at least he gives you that impression.
Yes, he does give that impression.
But a culmination of blows such as Bulldog Could Deliver
might take this man off his feet.
You very seldom see Kamala go down, though.
Well, if I were in Baby Boy's shoes,
I would have stepped on Kamala's feet at least 10 times right now.
Gorilla, I watched you when you were wrestling.
Thank goodness that I didn't have to come into contact with you.
Rock kick by Daily and Beauty, look at this.
He got him up there, can he hold him?
No, just too much weight.
He could have just popped that back out.
That's how you do that permanent kind of back injury.
Well, he got him up very, very quickly indeed,
but he needed just a little more impetus at the end of that body slam movement,
and he could have brought him over, but he couldn't quite do that.
A little trample there from the giant Uganda who brought him down.
Now we're walking and already on the severely injured lower cervical vertebrae here
of Baby Boy, oh, now a bear hopper for the David.
Everybody buzzing about the Big One Survivor Series coming up,
the Thanksgiving tradition, big main event already signed,
reigning WWF champion Ric Flair joins forces with Razor Ramon
to face the Ultimate Maniacs.
The Ultimate Warrior and of course, Macho Man Randy Savage
forming that tremendous team, the Ultimate Maniacs.
What a matchup that is going to be Razor Ramon at the moment
has run roughshod over everybody.
He certainly has impressed me with his style of wrestling,
and Ric Flair of course, a consummate professional wrestler
who really has dominated the World Wrestling Federation.
Look at this.
Baby Boy resorting to anything to get out of that bear hug
and gets a reverse pressing kick right in the front basket.
I understand, well, it's my opinion now, friend, that Razor Ramon
is the man most responsible for Ric Flair now wearing the WWF belt.
Well, I would have to agree with you in limitation there of course,
but an Ultimate Warrior, he really wants to get his hands on both
of those shots, Ric Flair and Razor Ramon.
And Randy Savage has a thing or two also that he's bearing in mind.
Well, it's a vendetta now, and let's look at it this way.
On one team, you've got the reigning WWF champion,
but on the other side of the coin, two former WWF champions.
Yes, and the point is which one has the biggest axe to grind.
I think probably both those axes are the biggest with either of them,
the Ultimate Warrior and of course, the Macho Man.
Warrior doesn't need to have an axe to grind, Alfred.
When the bell rings, he's ready.
He's psyched up, he's in there.
He's all action, absolutely all action.
Pressure points being applied here by the Ugandan Giant Kamala
right on the trapezius in the pancorial area of Dave Boyd.
You can see the excruciating pain on his face.
You know, I get the feeling that Davey Boyd didn't do his homework
on the Ugandan Giant.
He came into this ring and he sort of was taking it a little easy
in the beginning, and quite honestly, you can easily underestimate
the wrestling ability.
And I'm talking sheer wrestling ability of Kamala.
He tries to give you the impression he's a primitive man inside the ring,
but primitive he is not.
You certainly don't learn and use these moves.
You didn't learn them in the jungle.
Nothing you'd learn them in places like that.
And some of these shots have been so beautifully executed by such a big man.
Still holding on to those pressure points, the nerve endings.
Attacking the point of origin and point of insertion of those muscles there
in the trapezius area as we look over the shoulder of a misguided individual.
Yes, he is indeed a strange, strange and weird fellow.
Never takes that happen.
I wonder why.
Maybe no talk to his head.
Maybe, maybe he doesn't have any hair.
Proud, getting a little anxious here, and rightly so.
Well, I would think that if the Ugandan Giant hasn't made the bulldog submit by now,
he's not going to in that particular hole.
And look at that Davey Boy Smith fighting back.
Hasn't taken all the fight out of the bulldog yet.
Couple of nice European forearms.
Didn't even faze the big guy.
Ducks underneath the clothesline.
Now look out.
Leap frog.
Drop kick finds the mark.
The second one sends the big guy down.
First one rattled him, but he didn't have a great deal of power.
The second one certainly did.
Right on target.
Davey Boy going to work right hand after right hand.
Oh, look at this.
Ball there.
Whipped the coffin.
On the way down to ringside.
Monkey flip out of the corner by Davey.
Wait till the Ugandan Giant sees that.
I think Davey Boy on the corner of his eye saw that, but he took no notice of it in any case.
Drop kick over the top rope.
If he turns around here, he'll see that coffin.
Look out.
Holy mackerel.
It's cardiac arrest time.
Well, he certainly has striked a living daylight.
Kamala doesn't know which way to turn, which way to run.
He's going to get back in the ring down quickly.
But it is.
No way he can get back to the locker room from that end.
Here's the official word.
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout, as a result of a count out, the Intercontinental Champion, the British Bulldog.
Thanks to Paul Banner, Davey Boy gets a hardball victory here on a count out by the Giants.
Back here in the lovely Winnipeg.
Gorillamon Sur along with his launcher.
Elford Hayes as we see that little ruck Jimmy Hart leading the way down.
Wait a minute.
This is not a tag cube match, Elford.
Well, these bulldogs are very, very close to each other indeed.
Each one gives the other a moral backing.
Yeah, one lies and the other swears to it.
Well, I don't know about that, but they're almost inseparable now.
And I think that's a good situation.
It shows a lot of camaraderie.
Well, as long as they don't allow Irwin to stay out there and create all kinds of havoc here.
Well, I want to wait and see who Earthquake will bring out with him.
And then all my fears will be elated.
It won't take long to find out.
As the rumbling starts, 468 pounds of humanity.
He is immense Earthquake, absolutely.
Oh, he's all by himself, Elford.
Well, that really isn't a surprise to me.
I expect him to see Typhoon with him.
And just as Mummy Incorporated have become a part of each other, an integral unit there,
I certainly have seen Earthquake and Typhoon in the same mode.
Oh, I like this.
Smart move here by Quake.
No belt at stake here, but sort of rubbing a little salt into the wound, Elford.
Yes, a little daunting, a little showing of the belt there.
But I would say that only whets the appetite of Mummy Incorporated a little more.
Quake telling the referee to get Irwin out of there.
Being taunted by the crowd now, too, Irwin.
Take your satchel and get out.
I see nothing wrong with the name Irwin.
Oh, I don't either. I kind of wonder though.
I think the individual that's carrying it, in this particular instance, lose a lot to be desired.
Well, referee's going to do something here.
Saying something to our ring announcer, Howard Pinko.
We'll get a clarification here.
I have just been informed by the referee that he is ordering Irwin R. Syster
to come back to the dressing room immediately.
Well, I can guarantee you that that word came directly from Sergeant Slaughter.
Anytime something like this happens, he's told the referees just what he wants from them,
and I like the result.
Well, that's very, very good, but did he not apply for special dispensation
to be at ringside with his partner, Ted DiBiase?
Obviously he could remain out there as if he has a manager's license,
but I'm sure he doesn't have that.
Well, I know he doesn't have that, but there have been special situations
made available to tag team partners if they apply for it early enough.
Well, obviously these two mental giants didn't do that.
They didn't do it, obviously.
And the rule is being enforced. I like to see that, too. I'm all in favor of that.
Now we're going to get what you like to call a fair dinkum.
Yes, that is a fair dinkum matchup now.
I don't know so much about it being a fair dinkum, though.
Look at the size of earthquake as compared to Ted DiBiase.
Ted DiBiase, a big man at 6 feet 5.
He should have sent that little rump back, too.
But he's giving away, oh, my word, I would say approximately 200 pounds.
Over 200. Yes.
Because let's face it, DiBiase doesn't weigh 268, Alfred.
No, I don't think he does.
But, gosh, he's being made to look like a boy here in a man's world.
Excuse me, Alfred, some tremendous things that he brings to the table here
and some of the tools that he has.
He knows how to handle a big guy.
He has great wrestling skills, Ted DiBiase.
Whoa!
But he's going to have to avoid very close physical contact like that with earthquake.
He's going to have to sink his way around this huge man.
And Ted DiBiase is quite capable of doing that.
He does have a heavy arsenal when he launches his attack.
But is that going to be enough to quell this big, huge, huge fellow?
Well, he's got to try and take the big guy off his feet if he wants any chance at all.
Oh, look at this, stuck underneath the clothesline, but whoa!
And another one by the big guy.
See the agility here of weight, and DiBiase says time out.
He does indeed.
He takes out to a little haven on the outside there.
He needs that to regroup and readdress this whole situation.
At the moment, his game plan, whatever it was, is not working properly for him.
Jimmy Hart complaining to your referee that he got a thumb in the throat.
We didn't see that from our vantage point.
But obviously that little ruff worried about his meal ticket.
Well, I think he was trying to gain a little more time for Ted DiBiase there,
but he needn't bother because Ted DiBiase, a veteran wrestler,
he knows how to work time according to his own self there.
He knows how exactly to time his matches, what tempo to assume inside the ring.
And I would say DiBiase's best thing now is probably just slow the tempo up slightly
and then use bursts of speed here and there.
Of course, DiBiase realizing the longer the match goes, the more it goes in his favor.
As far as endurance is concerned, whoa, what a mistake that is.
That was another mistake on his part.
I can't understand why he's making these initial errors.
It is very, very dangerous to allow errors to creep in at the beginning of a match here with earthquake.
He can't ride a match through strength and force with a guy like Quake.
He did it again.
Well, you can lead the horse to the water, Alfred, but you can't make a duck out of it.
No, but he may have something in mind.
He is full of stuff to flourish, this man, and he knows definite, definite prize to take.
Maybe he has something very drastic in mind for earthquake stemming from that particular move.
It will be interesting to see.
Is he going for that or he's a masochist?
Well, he's gone for that same hole. Now watch this.
Side headlock once again.
Let's see what the result is now.
Oh, he hauls onto the rope.
Not a very good...
Oh, didn't pay attention, though.
360 and down to the concrete.
There are no set plan at all there.
I don't know what DiBiase was thinking, but it certainly wasn't very clear thinking on his part.
He didn't have a set plan. He didn't have anything to come back with.
And consequently, earthquake took him by surprise once again.
Yes, I think the game plan, your lordship, went out the window when Erwin was asked to lead.
Yes, that's possible. I hadn't given that a thought.
Maybe he's looking around for his partner. His partner's not there.
See, wait a minute. It's time to regroup here.
Do you think it's possible that they had some strategy worked out when they came into the ring for both of them?
He was just looking back towards that entrance way.
You know that Erwin is back there watching somewhere.
Oh, yes, that is for sure. You know, but I'm inclined to believe now that they had something worked out,
something in store for earthquakes that both of them could execute.
Now with the non-availability of the shy state, there's no plan left for DiBiase.
A reversal and look out. Wow. DiBiase, last split second, brought that leg up.
And whoop, got caught on the lead from the second turnbuckle on the inside.
Which surprises me with the speed.
Yes, he does indeed. He's so deceptive.
Someone let the water out of the pool.
Yes, they did indeed.
Boy, did he come down hard.
I think to earthquake's hold, he had DiBiase exactly where he wanted him there,
but it didn't work out that way. In fact, he's really fired back against him.
Well, this is what the Million Dollar Man wanted right from the get-go,
was to get the big guy down on the canvas and take away a lot of his size and strength.
Now he's just another guy.
Get him up on the canvas together. Yes, indeed.
And possibly that is the strategy that DiBiase wants to employ throughout this match.
Get him down, take him off his feet.
Three-pointer now, as he chokes him out over that pop-up.
Guffrey's counting.
And once again, just stifling the life out of the big guy
by not allowing him to get any air into those lungs.
At the same time, he has to listen to the insults of Jimmy Hart from the outside.
How annoying.
That's all that is. It's annoying.
It's not detracting Earthquake in any way because he's paid no attention to him.
At the moment, Earthquake has got to muster his defenses and weather this storm.
The pendulum has swung full circle in this one.
At the outset, it was off-weight, and now it's all DiBiase.
Reverse knife edge of beauty finds the mark but couldn't knock the big guy down.
The second one doesn't either.
Once again, he's gone to that leap.
This time, it was successful.
And wow.
And DiBiase now showing us what a great wrestler he is.
He really is proving himself to be more of an opponent than maybe Earthquake thought he could be.
I don't think Earthquake really ever underestimated said DiBiase, but he's certainly now being taught a wrestling lesson.
An advantage hold. Reverse chinlock.
Buying a little time.
Letting the big guys carry your own weight.
Now referee right on top there, keeping an extremely close eye on what is happening here.
What a change we've seen in referees here in the World Wrestling Federation since the edict from President Jack Tunney's office
and the insertion of Sergeant Slaughter to take control of what goes on here in the WWF.
Absolutely. It wasn't getting out of hand or anything like that, but Jack Tunney told a little more authority should be paid attention to.
And he had a word with those referees, and they're very, very sharp indeed.
Big guy gets to his feet. That hold doesn't have all that much influence anymore.
A couple of elbows find the mark.
Third one makes him break it. Look out.
Steamroller time.
Gosh, that is some tackle there.
Oh, look at the momentum move here by DiBiase.
Caught the big guy coming with a full head of steam and shoved him right out of there.
Gorilla, you really have to applaud that move there by DiBiase.
That was so good. It was just an excellent move.
DiBiase, in a modicum of trouble, managed to turn that against the big man again.
Very good move, Gorilla. Is it not?
Absolutely. Not the place to be for the big guy down on the concrete.
But DiBiase taking a lot of punishment in this one.
Unable to really go after the big guy once he was out of there, but now he's back inside underneath that bottom rope.
Taking some tremendous shots to that lower kidney area.
Gorilla, can you imagine what would have happened had not the referee sent Scheister back to the dressing room?
Oh, may have.
Absolutely.
May have. But it's bad enough with that little run down there, with that horrid mega fall.
It's got that infernal instrument. You're so right about that. Maybe they can do something about that now.
Wouldn't surprise me.
Wake really stunned here. He's wide open for anything that DiBiase wants to do.
And DiBiase throwing everything at him, but the kitchen sink.
Great measure, both there by DiBiase. Beautifully done.
This is vintage DiBiase. Taking his time a little bit, though.
He doesn't usually do that. He's a front runner and stays on top when he's in front.
I figure he has the big guy in a compromising position.
Certainly appears he does.
Oh, look at that. The size 15 or 16 right in the kitchen.
Right on the side of the jaw.
Oh, he surprised me. But he surprised DiBiase a lot more than me.
That was really another superb move, but this time on behalf of Earthquake.
Earthquake obviously sinking very clearly indeed.
Oh, look at this. Couple of shots downstairs in the breadbasket.
And don't forget, folks, right after this match, we've got that big interview slated right here on Front Time.
Nails and the Big Ross Man will be joining us all.
Look at this.
Oh, great stuff there. My word, he is so agile.
Where does he get all this strength from so late in this bout?
Whips into the corner and runs right into the clothesline.
He took an awful shellac in at the hands of Ted DiBiase, but it hasn't fazed him at this point.
Look at this.
Another one. That one a little bit low.
Not where he wanted to place that one, but still it had quite an effect on DiBiase.
Very effective indeed. You're right, Gorilla.
Another long wrist, but Waugh won that too many times. Look at that.
He tried for the little schoolboy trip, but it didn't work, and he got sat up.
And that was a schoolboy mistake, too, apart from the schoolboy just now.
Waugh will drop. Forget about it. It should be over.
Yes, it is. Holy mackerel.
Here's the winner. Here is your winner, Earthquake.
What a tremendous hard-fought victory for Earthquake over a very tough Ted DiBiase.
I'm shocked. Well, that was an intelligent victory.
He really turned the tables on Ted DiBiase, and this is one victory he will never, ever forget,
and one last that DiBiase will not forget.
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this round,
the new World Wrestling Federation Champion,
Rikon Holden!
A new World Wrestling Federation Champion,
Rikon Holden!
Well, Bret Hart, you were born for this moment. You were born for this day.
You know, Gene, I can't tell you right now how proud I am of this moment.
This is the greatest moment of my whole life, and I dedicate this moment
to all the people that believe that the biggest dreams can still come true.
You know, Bret Hart, I could not agree with you more.
I know about your work ethic because I've watched you virtually for your entire career,
and I can't help but believe, Bret Hart,
that this World Wrestling Federation title in your hands at this time
is the result of determination. It's the result of perseverance.
You've paid your dues. I've seen you the last eight years in the trenches
here on the World Wrestling Federation, and finally, this instant, this moment,
all of those dreams, all of that hard work has paid off,
and of course, your wishes, your dreams have now come to fruition.
You know, Gene, since I was this tall, I've been involved in wrestling.
My whole family's been involved in wrestling.
I've dedicated my whole life to wrestling.
My father's taught me. He's took me on the mat.
He's made me scream. He's made me feel the pain, and I've listened,
and I've learned, and I've thought about it,
and I've dedicated myself to the technical wrestling, to learning wrestling,
following up on all those last details, the endurance, the strength,
that wrestling ability, and never, ever thinking that I knew it all,
because you never know it all.
And I've had my share of wins. I've had my share of losses.
But you wait your whole lifetime for one chance, just one single chance,
and I've got that chance, and I've got to thank,
I've got to thank every single wrestler that I've ever wrestled against.
I've wrestled the greatest wrestlers in the world,
and I've learned, I've learned so much,
and I've got to thank each and every one of them.
And one in particular that I want to thank is Ric Flair.
I want to thank Ric Flair for stepping in the ring with me tonight
and giving me that chance.
I want to thank each and every one of my fans around the world
for supporting me all these years.
I want to thank all my friends that have backed me up through the thick and the thin.
Most of all, I want to thank my family.
They've been with me since the very beginning, since I was just a little baby.
And most of all, I want to thank God above.
God Almighty, thank you for the greatest moment of my entire life.
I'm proud to be the WWF champion.
Oh yeah, for one split second in time, let the world stop, yeah.
Congratulate, yeah.
Along with the Ultimate Warrior and the Macho Man,
Randy Savage, and all the Ultimate Maniacs all around the world, yeah.
You, Brett the Hitman, are capturing the gold, yeah.
And too bad for you, Ric Flair,
and too bad for your buddy that has fools going around his neck.
Now we'll see if you're as tough as the Ultimate Maniacs,
because we've been down, and we make the comebacks.
But don't call it a comeback,
because what type of people that we say we are,
what about it, yeah.
Riding the fine line between lunacy and being a maniac
is hard to describe, and it might just not be a definition.
When I look through these shades of maniacism,
I know one thing for sure, nature boy Ric Flair.
You better not be drowning yourself in pity.
Then raise a Ramone.
You better slice up in your heart and see what kind of soul you really have.
Far between the Macho Man, Randy Savage, and the Ultimate Warrior,
there's a bond that can't be broken forever and ever.
And ever, and ever.
You must sink to the lowest depth before you can reach the greatest heights.
See you at the Survivor Series, oh yeah.
It is certainly not difficult to share the enthusiasm for the new champion,
as shown by the Ultimate Maniacs,
or to endorse their aggressive optimism for the Survivor Series.
However, there is another side to the coin.
Let us hear from the disgruntled but deadly combination of Razor Ramone,
Ric Flair, and his executive consultant, Mr. Perfect.
Never before have I seen in the World Wrestling Federation
what I have seen in the past couple weeks.
Bret Hart, World Wrestling Federation Champion,
that doesn't sit well with us,
because there's only one real World Wrestling Federation Champion,
and that's Ric Flair.
Once again, things are off kilter.
But when things are off kilter,
and the World Wrestling Federation,
Perfect, Razor, and the Nature Boy stand by
to offer up the cure.
Bret Hart, all you've done is fuel the fire
that lies between the Warrior,
the Macho Man, and me and Razor.
Dig it? We don't like you!
And if Razor and I have to climb that big ladder in the sky
to get the recognition we want,
we're gonna do it harder and faster
at the Survivor Series, right, Razor?
You know, some people, they thrive on attention.
They love to be in the spotlight.
You're looking at three men now
who fit that description.
So ultimate maniacs, gear up,
because the Nature Boy, Razor Amon, and Mr. Perfect
are gonna take all their frustration,
all their anger,
we're gonna bottle it up,
and we're gonna bring it to Survivor Series, Chico,
and give it to you.
You know what the major health problem is
in the United States of America today?
It's anxiety!
That means when something builds up in you so bad
that you have a hard time living with it.
Well, right now, you can imagine
what I'm dealing with.
I'm Ric Flair.
I used to be number one.
Right now, Bret Hart, you're getting my stroke, Daddy.
So Savage, you and the Warrior,
look at the Razor, look at Perfect,
and look at Nature Boy.
We're coming to get you. Woo!
Bob Buckland.
The former World Wrestling Federation Champion,
a gifted athlete,
and a family man.
Bob Buckland with his wife and young daughter.
Some years ago, pictures actually taken
during his championship reign,
a reign that Bob Buckland remembers to this date,
a reign that now becomes a dream for Bob Buckland
as he plans his strategy to return to the square circle
of the WWF
and gives up his construction business.
Gee, Bob, we're gonna miss you.
Yeah, I'm gonna miss the business too,
but I gotta do what I gotta do.
And indeed, Bob Buckland has to do what he has to do.
He must return to the World Wrestling Federation.
Oh, the Survivor Series.
Wibbleman, Kim Chi, Kamala,
do you understand the rules?
The loser will go inside the casket,
and it'll be you, Kamala.
Kamala, you've run.
You've hid.
Now you have to run to the ring.
But not to worry.
You'll be pushed out in a coffin.
The disasters we can't wait to Survivor Series!
Family brothers, money, eggs,
you might know the disaster's game plan,
but you never know what a bushwhacker will do.
Oh, Mike Kessler, one thing.
We're the biggest men in the WWF.
We're gonna have to watch our back, Cousin Bush.
That's right, Cousin Bush.
When this game's finished with you guys,
you're gonna be a bush disaster.
Undertaker, you know, we've got you in a coffin match
at the Survivor Series.
Well, guess what?
The only coffin is gonna be you
trying to claw your way out of that box,
because there's no way in the world
you're gonna stick Kamala in any casket.
I guarantee you, the Survivor Series,
you will not survive.
Look at him looking down.
He's making sure that wherever he's put that,
it's in a...
Oh, there's a video that's gonna go on.
The man is here, Brandon.
Bunch of men, Randy Savage.
Makes his tremendous entrance here.
The biggest capacity crowd is on his feet.
Exactly, yes.
Have you noticed any limping at all
from Macho Man Gorilla?
Not whatsoever.
I'm looking for any kind of a telltale evidence
of an injury sustaining to the knee
of the Macho Man in coffin
to lose his power, but nothing is evident.
No, he certainly seems to be walking well
and looking very well indeed.
He's very alert, very heads-up.
This man, a tremendous champion,
only recently lost that championship
to the flamboyant one, Rick Flair.
But he's enjoying great form,
and he's got a lot of confidence
for this match, which is a big, big test for him.
What a competitor and what a feature matchup
here this week on Primetime Wrestling.
Won't have to wait long for the fireworks in this one.
Macho Man realizing, I'm sure,
that he cannot match strength and power
with Papa Shango.
But he can certainly make him mess like that.
Tremendous skills possessed by
the Macho Man Randy Savage,
and I'm sure we'll see them all come into play here
against this huge man, Papa Shango,
who did fill this place with an icy chill.
However, that edge has been taken off
because the Macho Man has warmed up the arena already
by his very, very presence.
What a sucker move there by Shango
as he faked out the Macho Man
and then went to his throat immediately,
referee right in there to lay the countdown,
forcing the break.
Savage out of that corner, not the place to be.
Now he's unloading, left hand going to the body.
Maybe that's the weak spot on the big guy.
Savage couldn't get him out of the corner.
No, a lot of tenacity showed by Shango in the corner there.
He held on to that top rope
and eventually clobbered Savage
with a mighty clobbing right hand.
You know, I can't believe, Your Lordship,
that Papa Shango is not looking to go to work
on the leg of the Macho Man.
If I were in there, that's what I'd be doing.
Well, you'd think he wouldn't give it a try at least,
but I noticed also that he's very, very quick, Savage,
to move those legs away from Shango.
Well, there's another opportunity right there
to present it itself.
Maybe not too thick in the gray matter is Papa Shango.
Well, I don't know so much about that.
I mean, this fellow has studied the occult.
He's very, very well versed in all that.
All those symbols all over his leotard there
are occult voodoo symbols.
He really is a master of that.
From what I've seen of him wrestling,
he's a master of wrestling holds, too.
Never, never underestimate him.
Well over that 300-pound mark,
a big force here in the World Wrestling Federation.
A big test here for the Macho Man.
First tremendous test, big test, since losing his title.
Yes, indeed it is.
If he overcomes this, we'll be seeing Macho Man
right back to the best condition that he can be in
wrestling-wise and mental-wise, too.
And I think he is there, you know, right off the top again.
Well, when a big guy like this has got a bear hug on you,
you do whatever it takes to get out of there.
It took a thump to the eye that time.
Who knows what it'll take next time?
Big roundhouse right between the eyes
of Randy Savage, who's in trouble.
And they are heavy, heavy shots being administered there
by Shango, and look at his agility.
He gets that right leg right up in the air.
Referee, a warning with no uncertain terms,
from Shango about the conditions going on in the corner.
Look at this now. What is it?
A little chanting, maybe.
A little incantation there.
Yes, another curse being verbally administered there.
I suppose you believe in that stuff, Albert.
Well, I'm half inclined to.
I tell you something, I've watched what he's done.
He's been nothing short of miraculous,
if not to say horrible, too.
Elbow drop finds the mark right in the sternum.
Well, after what I saw he did to the Ultimate Warrior
and what I saw he did to a couple of youngsters
on national television,
it sort of raised my expectations
of just how big a part Ludo plays in this 20th century.
Wow.
Savage unable to move, trapped there.
He also worked some of that black magic on June Oakland,
our colleague.
Well, he needed it.
Yes, he really.
I would have liked to see them turn him into something else.
Look at this, Shango.
Second turn buckle on the inside.
Bombs away.
Oh, no.
Oh, up there way too long.
Macho Man long gone.
Might have been playing a little bit of a game.
Macho Man long gone, might have been playing a little bit of Potser.
He missed him by a mile just there.
And look at Savage.
Oh, so close indeed.
Macho stepping up the pace of this match now.
Look at this, knee right in the middle of the back.
The big guy out, down to the concrete.
Savage already atop the top turnbuckle.
Perhaps we'll see that patented double axe handle.
Yes.
Right on the cranium of the Voodoo Man.
And if that was a test for his knee,
it certainly was a really acid test.
And he seems to survive that
because he's back into the ring extremely nimble.
And look at the power.
Savage not content once again to the outside.
All the way up.
Perhaps this time for that patented elbow drop.
That we've seen so many guys put away with.
He nailed it.
Jack up another one.
Totally knocked him.
Here he is.
Macho Man.
Randy Savage.
Oh, hot dog victory for the Macho Man.
Randy Savage.
But similarly, Paulistock.
Bob Leshongo.
The deal of authority.
Look out for Macho Man and Randy.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
The Survivor Series is coming up.
And I've just been informed
that a most unusual match
will be part of that annual extravaganza.
It's called a coffin match.
Now, here are the ground rules.
Not only must you pin your opponent,
but after you have pinned him,
you must place him inside a coffin.
Get ready for the coffin match.
It's gonna be the Ugandan giant Kamala
facing the Undertaker.
And on that subject, my guest this week,
none other than manager for the Undertaker,
please welcome Paul Bear.
Well, things appear to be brave.
Excuse me, Mr. Bear.
In light of the fact that we've just announced,
there's gonna be a coffin match at the Survivor Series.
Oh, yes, Mr. Oakland.
You're absolutely correct.
A very grave situation
has been stored for Kamala.
We will be preparing a very, very special casket shortly
for the Ugandan giant
made out of very special materials,
and it will be large enough
to accommodate his massive size.
Oh, yes, it will.
Get up, Paul Bear.
I'm very curious.
What does the Undertaker think of a coffin match?
Well, let's ask him.
Come with me.
Well, what are you talking about?
Let's ask him, yes.
Down there?
Oh, he's down low where he likes to be.
Come with me, Gene.
Come with me.
Come with me, Gene.
Come with me.
No.
No, no, I'm not gonna look in there.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Kamala, your fear of coffins
does not go unwarranted.
Soon, your rotting ruins
from Survivor Series
will be resting in one very similar
to the one we have here.
And as far as your soul, Kamala,
I'll carry it back with me
directly to the dark side.
And as far as your soul, Kamala,
I'll carry it back with me
directly to the dark side.
And as far as your soul, Kamala,
And his partner, the Ultimate Warrior!
The Ultimate Maniac!
Collectively, they are the Ultimate Maniacs of Macho Man. You and your partner got your work cut out for you when you try to survive.
Oh, well, well. Things have certainly changed around here now, haven't they?
Oh, yeah, they really, really, really have.
Razor Ramon, you were so quick to put the Macho Man under the microscope, so quick to point out to people all around the world that I was no longer the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
I had lost the goal!
You knew that way, weren't you?
For just one split second in time, let's put your buddy, your tag team partner for the Survivor Series under the microscope.
He no longer has the World Wrestling Federation Championship belt, does he?
He doesn't have the gold now, does he?
Yeah, Razor Ramon, but you know what the difference is between you guys and us guys is?
I'll tell you what the difference is. The Ultimate Warrior and the Macho Man, we are survivors, yeah.
In fact, we've been surviving all of our lives, yeah.
In fact, you can ride a black tornado across the western sky,
open Old Blue Northern and milk it till it's dry, bulldog the Mississippi and pin it to yours down flat long before you beat all of us Ultimate Maniacs.
Oh, yeah, and on Thanksgiving Eve, the Ultimate Maniacs will be the Ultimate Survivors, yeah.
Ultimate Warrior, you know Macho Man, the nature of Orbit Flair and his partner Razor Ramon have designated us the Ultimate Losers.
Is that right?
Can it be, Macho Man, that the millions and millions of Ultimate Maniacs that are going to watch Survivor Series could be wrong?
Oh, Lee, I believe in no such thing either. And at SummerSlam, in sacrificing yourself,
the friendship and trust that has now created the bond of all the Ultimate Maniacs is inseparable.
I say to you, nature boy, Rick Flair, through the visions of these glasses that Macho Man has given me,
if you have the true nature to say you do, then take your compadre Razor Ramon to the woods of your world,
let him slice up in your heart, then his, for through these glasses I see there shall be no bloodshed,
for from black hearts no blood can flow, therefore no blood can be formed.
And as Survivor Series, there will be another vision that shall take place.
Your ultimate destiny is ultimate defeat.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my.
Coming down the aisle, weighing 302 pounds.
Boss Man's worst nightmare.
Do you find any humor in snails whatsoever?
Oh, yes, humor is the way he beats up the Boss Man.
I never liked that Boss Man anyway.
I don't know how anyone can like snails. I mean, come on.
Former convict. I mean, this man, he's cruel.
What he does in the ring, there's no science to it whatsoever.
He's a good man to have on your team, let's put it that way.
I mean, you talk about intimidating. I would suggest he's perhaps the most intimidating man in the WWF.
And what he did to Big Boss Man some time ago is one of the most heinous things ever committed in the WWF.
What's he doing now?
He did this a couple of weeks ago, I believe. What's he doing?
Boss Man.
Boss Man, where are you?
What is he doing?
Boss Man, if you've got any guts, come on out here right now.
Come on, Boss Man, show your face.
You know very well the Big Boss Man is not scheduled to be with us this week.
Boss Man.
And I know why now.
The system can no longer protect you.
You can no longer hide behind law and order.
He says that with so much disgust.
What's the matter with this guy? What's the matter with this guy's voice, anyhow?
Boss Man hit him in the throat with his club a long time ago.
I'm not leaving till you get out here.
I'll tell you what, this man better get out of there.
He better get out of the ring because Scheduled Out Next is not the Boss Man.
It's The Undertaker.
Well, we are back with more WWF action, and Nails is still in the ring.
And just like we said, Scheduled Out Next for his match.
Here comes The Undertaker.
Here we go, McMahon.
Come on, Nails, and I would imagine that Nails is going to be running for cover at any moment.
Are you kidding me? Nails won't run from anybody.
He's standing his ground.
The Undertaker on his way to the Square Circle in.
Boss Man, take a look at this.
But Nails, Nails isn't doing, he's doing exactly what you said.
Nails is standing his ground.
He's not moving. He's closing in the mouth.
He wants a piece of The Undertaker.
I don't think he cares who he gets a piece of.
Nails standing in the middle of the ring with that filling club in his hand.
But yet look at The Undertaker going full well.
The Nails has that weapon in his hand.
The Undertaker comes to the ring.
The Undertaker standing in front of Nails.
Everybody's on their feet. Hit him with it, Nails.
Undertaker is walking toward Nails.
The Undertaker is not afraid of Nails even with that filling club in his hand.
I've never seen anything like it before.
Nails isn't afraid of The Undertaker either.
Look at that look. Look at that look on the face of The Undertaker.
And that look as well.
Hit him with the stick right now when he's got the hat off.
He doesn't have the guts to do it.
Undertaker is pouring a hole right through the eyes of Nails.
Look at that look. And look at that look.
Hit him with the stick.
Nails doesn't know what to do.
He's never been confronted by anyone who's not afraid of him.
He's not backing down from The Undertaker either.
Not intimidated at all by Nails even with that weapon in his hand.
Here comes Sergeant Slaughter coming down the ring.
Don't break it up, Slaughter. Let him go at it.
Nails has no business being in the ring.
He was to have had a match earlier, but he refused.
And now the official will tip the old Nails out of the ring so he can get underway to our next match.
Look at Nails' face. Take him out, Nails.
Nails ready to explode.
Look at him, he's winning.
He turned his back on The Undertaker. Gave The Undertaker a chance to jump on him.
The Undertaker wouldn't jump.
He doesn't need to have anyone's back turned to jump on him.
He gave him an opportunity and The Undertaker didn't take it.
The Undertaker will take whatever he wishes to take.
Not from Nails, he won't.
Nails must leave the ring area.
And that's the only reason he's leaving is because of Sergeant Slaughter.
I can't believe it. Oh, look at Nails.
This man is demented. There's something wrong with Nails.
You notice how Slaughter keeps his distance from Nails as well.
Nails finally leaving the ring area.
I don't know what would have happened.
I have no idea what would have happened if Nails would have struck The Undertaker.
It would have been the end of The Undertaker, I'll guarantee you that.
Maybe, and then again, maybe not.
I would really love to see these two get it on.
I'll tell you that right now. This would be a great matchup.
And you know what? I think The Undertaker would like to get it on too.
He had his opportunity. Nails turned his back on him. Gave him a free shot.
He didn't take it. That's the way I see it.
My goodness, what a matchup that would be.
Nails against The Undertaker.
Unmovable object, meeting the irresistible force. Look at this.
Nails leaving under the specter of The Undertaker.
Wow, what a matchup that would be.
Whoa. Whoa.
The Undertaker with his opponent, Jason Hilton in the air.
Down to the canvas.
What? I think that's gonna do it.
No way.
The Undertaker with one hand.
As Hilton now scoops him out, bend.
Oh my goodness, you're talking about intimidation.
No one is any more intimidated than anyone who steps into the ring and faces The Undertaker.
Now for the Tombstone.
And the cover. And the last bites.
For whom does the bell toll?
Perhaps, we were Nails.
We were The Undertaker.
Undertaker victorious. Not challenged at all here by his scheduled opponent, Jason Hilton, but unquestionably challenged by Nails.
And I'm not too sure that The Undertaker has ever stepped into the ring with someone.
Oh, look at the wave. Oh no. Right in the face.
And not get just as easily, perhaps, beat a man dressed in orange nails.
Let's take you now to the event center.
Everywhere we go and everything we do, people point their finger at Razor Ramon and Ric Flair and say, there goes survivors.
You know, these ultimate maniacs.
You think a knee pad and some sunglasses gonna protect you from the wrestling ability of Slick Rick and the sheer brutality of Razor Ramon?
You've got to be kidding me.
You know something machismo. I don't think these boys understand that cowboy hats and paint aren't what life's all about.
It's about money. It's about being in the big time.
And most of all, it's about surviving day to day.
Nobody does it better than the three of us.
So with the Survivor Series, be ready.
We got him. We got him. The Survivor Series. British Bulldog, baby.
I'm the former Intercontinental Champion.
I'm the man who beat Brett the Hitman Heart for the title.
I'm the man who told you, Davey Boy Smith, how to beat Brett the Hitman Heart.
And I'm also the man who's gonna beat you, British Bulldog, for the Intercontinental title.
I'm the Mountie.
Well, Mountie, you've finally got your shot at the British Bulldog for this Intercontinental title match at Survivor Series.
I know you're gonna bring Jimmy Hart. I know you're gonna bring that shock stick.
But, Mountie, the only shock you are gonna feel that night at Survivor Series is the shock going up your spine after the British Bulldog gives you his power slam.
I'm first class. Chopper limousines. Being weighted on, hand and foot.
You know, that's the life that Shawn Michaels was born to live.
But to have all that, you've gotta be the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
And that now is you, Hitman Brett Hart. Well, congratulations.
But it's gonna be short-lived because the Survivor Series, the Sexiest Man Alive, is taking what you have, and that's the WWF title, baby.
Get ready.
Shawn Michaels, there's been one real important element that's been added to our match at the Survivor Series, and it is now a World Wrestling Federation Championship match.
You know, Shawn Michaels, you talk about being at the top of your game.
And we all know what a great wrestler you are, but there's one thing you gotta ask yourself.
Are you gonna be good enough?
I don't think so.
Next week, we find out who the real Nasty Boys are.
You're gonna nasty-size who?
Nasty Boys, your nasty-sizing days are numbered, and you're not getting these.
No! On natural disasters, you're not gonna be putting your World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship belts up against the Nasty Boys right here next week.
You're gonna be putting them up against Money Incorporated, baby. That's right, Money Incorporated, right here next week.
The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first, Dr. Harvey Wippelman.
Please.
Sure, Harvey.
Once again, it's time for everybody to stand up on their feet.
The Ugandan Giant Kamala being led down by Kim G.
What a date with destiny he has at Survivor Series, as he will be facing for the first time ever here in the World Wrestling Federation, a coffin match against The Undertaker.
Now, let me get this straight. To win the match, you have to put your opponent in the coffin and shut the lid, right?
That's correct. In order for you to be declared the winner, you must take your opponent, stuff him into that coffin, and haul his carcass out of there.
Well, the way I understand it is, that means nothing to The Undertaker. He sleeps in a coffin. He lives in a coffin. He likes that.
But you put that 480-pound or whatever-he-weighs-man in a coffin and shut the lid on him with no oxygen, it's cold, it's dark, and it's frightening in there, I don't think it can be done.
I don't think this man will be put in a coffin. You put him in a coffin and shut the lid, he'll tear the sides right out of it.
Well, I don't think Kamala's familiar with what a coffin really is, Ray.
Well, where he's from, they don't bury people, you know.
In Uganda?
They shake and bake them, I guess.
Why don't you stop?
I'll tell you something, there's no way you're gonna put him in a coffin.
No, I'm not going to. The Undertaker is.
Nobody's going to. Look at this man. Look at the size of this man. He just takes it to you. He just pounds, he kicks, he rips, he tears.
But he has no direction, Ray.
Well, he's undefeated.
He has no one guiding him, except those two dummies out there.
Kim Chi with the fifth helmet and that other goop, Dr. Harvey.
The two of them together couldn't get locked up.
Well, I'll tell you, they must be doing something right. The man's undefeated.
He's put a lot of people out of commission. He's hurt a lot of people.
I mean, this man, Monsoon, is agile. He knows what to do in that ring.
He doesn't always know the greatest moves for the holds, but he's so powerful. He's so big. And he's a savage. He's paranoid, Ray.
He's scared to death of the Undertaker. No.
Scared to death of the casket. Whoa.
Yeah, turn him over, right side up.
Look at the eyes. Look at the eyes. That's why you can tell if a man's got it.
He don't have it. He's lost it. He's not all there. He's dangerous. He's very dangerous.
He's upset because it's an hour past lunchtime.
It's always an hour past lunchtime for him.
Come on.
Come on on, chalking up another one in the wing column on his way to the Richfield Coliseum.
A date with destiny, indeed, as he will have to face in the dreaded coffin match, The Undertaker.
Let's go back and take a look at the big guy in action.
Look at this. Look at that kick right to the jowls.
And look at this. Air Kamala.
His ETA was about three seconds.
He's not going in the coffin.
Kamala along with Kim Chi on their way out of here and looking up at himself on our big video wall.
He likes what he's seeing.
I don't think he knows what the make of it.
Well, he knows he's seen himself. Look at that.
Almost a smile on that ugly kisser.
He likes to watch himself.
Look at the size of this man. Look at that back.
Look at the back on him.
Oh, wait a minute. Look at that on the video wall.
It's Paul Bearer at the coffin.
No, I don't think he's running. He's not afraid of Paul Bearer or The Undertaker.
I think he just got confused with the exit.
Suddenly appears that way to me, Brian.
Look at that. He's going up.
He's going to end up out there on Fourth Street.
He's running him up now.
There's no way he can get back to the locker room area in that direction.
He's going to be on the parking lot. He's going to be on the interstate.
Uh-oh. Look at that. Oh, oh, oh.
There's exactly what Kamala saw.
Paul Bearer opening the lid of that casket, and he hightailed it out of there.
We'll be back with high energy.
Mr. Boy himself, Rick Flair.
So with that in mind, let's take you to Charlotte, North Carolina, courtesy of WJZYTV.
Here he is, the Nick, your boy himself, Mr. Rick Flair.
Bobby, perfect. How are you guys?
Perfect.
85 degrees here.
I see. Well, indeed, you gentlemen may be perfect over on this side of the table.
But the question is, Mr. Flair, how are you?
The question is, how is your mental state?
I mean, let's face it.
You have tremendous resilience. You've shown that in the past.
Tremendous tenacity because you have become the champion, as we stated before, on two different occasions.
However, only two weeks ago, the hitman Bret Hart defeated you for the World Wrestling Federation Championship.
I would hardly call that momentum as you and Razor Ramon head to the Survivor Series. Your reaction?
Well, first of all, Hillbilly Jim, you're getting a pretty good laugh out of that, aren't you?
As I examine your resume, I don't see WWF champion anywhere.
And, Duggan, the closest you ever got to that belt was carrying it back to the dressing room one time.
Hey, you're just lucky you're stuck down there in Charlotte. I might just lean over here and slap your two boys for you.
I was there and pulled you out of that ice-cold t-shirt you're wearing, pal.
Excuse me. I'm trying to be a broadcast journalist.
That's right.
So answer the question.
Something there or not.
Well, as I look at you guys on TV, and I'm talking to you, Mr. McMahon, the left side of your table really outweighs.
I mean, here immediate left, like Bobby the Brain, Mr. Perfect.
Thank you, Rick.
It's such a lopsided conversation, guys. You're going to hurt your neck, McMahon, looking at those guys all night long.
Well, nonetheless, I'm sure that Mr. Perfect and Bobby the Brain will be lending their expertise to you and Razor Ramon at the Survivor Series.
No doubt about it.
Just who will survive at the Survivor Series?
Well, let me put the ball back in your park. You know me, and unfortunately, everybody in the World Wrestling Federation knows me.
The name Rick Flair is synonymous with the word winner.
Yeah, I agree.
Former winner.
Got it.
Razor Ramon, former winner. It's going to kill you, boy. The next time I'm on this show, they're going to say, for the third time?
Don't worry about it. I'll be back.
Answering the question, Razor Ramon and I, all this has done is heat things up, boys. It heats things up.
And if you think that Savage can throw salt in the wound, if you think the warrior can jump up and down and grab that rope
and jump on me and Razor Ramon at the Survivor Series without somebody getting hurt, then don't buy the show.
You know, Flair, you've got to remind me of one of those billings in a John Wayne cowboy movie.
You're putting up a great front, but there's nothing in the back. You've got all this solid talk.
What are you saying? Are you saying it being two times?
Well, no, no, no.
Two times?
I understand that.
The World Wrestling Federation Champion doesn't make you a big man?
No, no, it does.
I'm rich and I'm famous. And you?
And you, Flair, aside from your individual accomplishments, again, the name of the game is tag team competition.
How well will you and Razor Ramon function as a unit in tag team competition?
Let me explain something to you. I'm sure, Nick Mann, that you understand this because you study this great sport called World Wrestling Federation Wrestling.
Duggan, you and Hillbilly Jim have never been on top. You know what I'm talking about? Really on top.
But we've always stood by ourselves.
I've been there my whole life, boys, and I'll tell you how it goes.
Razor Ramon doesn't have to be any more than what he is, and that's just plain guys is the toughest man I've ever known.
He is the toughest man in the World Wrestling Federation. I'm the best wrestler in the World Wrestling Federation.
Perfect is the greatest manager, and Bobby Heenan is the greatest advisor. We work as a unit.
Thank you, Rick.
Success. That's all we know. We know success. We know winning.
When the Royal Rumble came around in January, they said, ha, we'll get Flair. We'll put him in first.
Well, what happened? I beat 30 guys. Me, 235 pounds. Not the biggest, but the best. I beat 30 guys to first place.
All right. Well, we thank you very much, Mr. Flair.
Oh, you don't want to hear more of us? I love the talk.
We've got to move on. It's very clear that you and Razor Ramon feel as though you're going to be victorious as a survivor here.
No doubt about it.
Well, we thank you very much for joining us. Right now, let's take you to action involving Kronko.
Oh, well, he better put the wagons in a circle.
Well, we know what that means.
Oh, you put a little size on, huh, Macho? You look pretty good this week.
It's not Macho, man.
It's not the Macho. We all knew that.
Guess who it is.
Boris Karloff.
No.
No guess.
The Axe.
No.
One more try.
I got it. I got it.
Sean Moody on his honeymoon.
That's not Sean Moody. That's Jack Tony.
Look at that.
The hair's gone. Wrinkles.
Ta-da.
Oh, my goodness.
The worst mask I've ever seen in my life.
Look at the droopy eyes. Look at the skin how it's hanging. Look at the color of the green flesh.
Look at the toothless mouth.
Good luck trick-or-treating.
Take it easy.
I'll give you a trick-or-treating.
And by the way, Sean Moody, enjoy your honeymoon.
Hey, hey, hey.
Join us next week for more WWF Five Times.
The following contest is scheduled for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Title.
Tenors in first. The challengers.
Accompanied by the mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.
Way to combine weight is 508 pounds.
Here are Moody, Incorporated.
Jimmy Hart leading the way down for Moody, Incorporated.
Although I understand, Ray, from some very reliable sources, that he's not in good stead with the nasty one.
Jimmy Hart doesn't have problems. He creates problems.
And he's going to create them for the natural disaster.
Well, it certainly won't take long to find that out.
They look ready. They look confident. They look like champions.
Former champions Erwin R. Scheister along with Teddy Beyonce.
Oh, wait a minute. Here comes the nasties.
And they don't look very happy.
Well, they don't look happy. I don't know what's going down here.
They don't look happy at all.
Look at the look on those kissers.
Maybe we can pick some of this up.
Pointing the finger at Jimmy Hart.
Obviously nasty boys not too happy about not being number one and not having this title shot.
They don't understand what they're so upset about as long as they get their money.
Oh, wait a minute.
We can have a different match right here in a moment.
There's a lot of trouble in the Jimmy Hart camp. I can tell that right now.
Oh, Jimmy Hart didn't waste any time getting out of there.
He'll handle it. He'll handle it.
Wait a minute. What's this?
Oh, I know what's going down.
Nasty boys think they're the number one contenders and should have this match.
Maybe he's just greasing their palm a bit.
He's not going to be able to buy the nasty boys.
With all those hundreds of dollars, I think he can. He can buy me.
What, for a few lousy hundreds?
That's not a few lousy hundreds. That's a lot of money.
Look at that little ruck stirring it up on the apron.
He knows what he's doing.
DiBiase is shelling out the cash.
Everything's all right.
They're taking it. They're taking the money.
He's putting the money in his vest pocket.
Oh, I love it.
The nasty boys exploding.
They've turned their backs on Money Incorporated and Jimmy Hart.
What are the nasty doing?
They took the money and then perpetrated this double cross.
They've got a title match.
Money Incorporated have to try to go out there and win the title from the Natural Disasters.
How can they do that now?
It appears to me that IRS is hard.
Well, it looks like Jimmy Hart outsmarted himself, doesn't it, Brian?
Well, they're going to have to postpone this match now.
Highly unlikely.
Well, Hawkins, Money Incorporated wrestled for a championship after the nasty boys do a number on them.
Well, that's their problem, isn't it?
And they've still got the money.
They are ingrained. They're not appreciative of what Jimmy Hart has done for them.
He ingrates. Oh, look at this. Irwin obviously did some serious damage to that left knee.
And now, the champs are about to make their entrance.
Now, this isn't right.
Here come the Natural Disasters.
They weigh almost a half a ton, and they're fresh, and they've got the title.
There's Irwin on the floor.
DiBiase stretched out in the ring, and here comes the champion.
This is not right.
Earthquake and Typhoon.
These two humongous individuals all set to go for this title defense.
Obviously, Money Incorporated had a big disadvantage.
You know, if they were any kind of champions, they would say, let's postpone it.
I'll give you a half hour. I'll give you until next week, maybe a recoup.
But no, they're not that kind of champions.
They're cheap shot artists.
Two against one. Look at this.
The bell is gone. We're underway.
And DiBiase still reeling from the attack of the Nasties.
He's now getting clobbered.
Irwin's still on the floor.
Oh, and the legs in the corner.
Come on, referee.
And a big sandwich chop.
For the last couple minutes, my son.
It's been four against two.
Look at this now.
Irwin just made it up to the apron and got knocked right out of there.
Wait.
Look out, referee. Get out of the way.
Come on, ref. Stop him. You're on order.
He'll get run over like a speed runner.
Things not looking good here for Money Incorporated.
Obviously, Jimmy Hart outsmarted himself, Brian.
Jack Tenney should be at ringside.
This match should not take place.
Money Incorporated are not ready.
Oh, look at that.
From the outside, Irwin pulling the leg of Ty Boone.
So what?
They jumped him at the beginning of the match, the Nasties boys.
The Nasties, yes.
Then the natural disasters jump in the ring.
They jump him two against one.
Irwin trips the man who over his case.
Let's be fair about it.
Why are you getting so bent out of shape, Brian?
You're not managing either one of these.
No, but I like to stand up for what's right in this world.
Oh, boy.
Honey, it was fair. It was fair.
Ty Boone hard into the corner.
But look at that. Look at that.
Money Incorporated are coming back.
That's the mark of a champion.
This is a championship team.
But they've got to get him down. They've got to get him down.
They can't match strength with him.
They can't stand there toe to toe with the natural disaster.
They've got to get him down on the mat, kick the wind out of him.
Why don't you go down there at ringside
and coach along with that other little runt?
Jimmy Hart doesn't need me. He's doing a great job.
Who's in command right now?
Well, obviously, the injury to Irwin Slate wasn't all that bad.
Perhaps he just momentarily dislocated that patella
because he's moving around on that left wing pretty good right now.
A couple of elbow drops.
Tells the referee to give a count.
Keep him down. Keep him down.
Oh, forget about it.
I don't think he can do it.
Going for a suplex, Irwin.
No, no, he can't do it.
He got him about eight inches off the canvas.
That man's close to 500 pounds.
Oh, the tide has turned again.
However, that took a lot out of Typhoon as well.
And now Typhoon headed for the corner, wants to make that tag.
Come on, Iris, make that tag to DiBiase.
He made it. He made it.
And there's the tag to Irish Quake.
Whoa!
DiBiase putting on the brakes.
A roundhouse right that's dropped.
And now it's Quake unloading.
Irish Swim into the corner, followed by an elbow.
Get him down. You can't match strength with him.
Irwin comes in and gets an atomic drop, and he's out of that.
He went out quicker than he came in.
Giving away an awful lot of strength and power.
This could be it.
Power slam by Quake, by DiBiase.
Look out, elbow.
This means he's going to start going for the earthquake.
Uh-oh.
Here, Carl, wait a minute.
Head shrinkers.
Where are they going?
Look at these beasts.
There's the tremor.
What are these guys doing down there?
They can do whatever they want to do.
They have no business whatsoever there.
Typhoon's trying to protect the earthquake,
so he can finish off DiBiase.
Oh, did they nail him.
From the backside, earthquake got proper.
And in the meantime, the referee's still out there.
Wow.
Did he hit his head?
Quake just rammed his head.
He's out.
Now the referee tries to maintain some kind of order.
He's out.
We'll be back in a moment with a conclusion.
He's not getting up.
We're back into this title defense
by the Natural Disasters against Money Inc.
Really shaking up now.
Earthquake was rammed right into that steel barricade,
head first, and Brain won on Earth
with the head shrinkers going.
Head shrinkers can do whatever they want.
I'm not going to get involved with those three.
Who said they could do whatever they want?
As far as I'm concerned, they can do whatever they want.
Did you notice how DiBiase and IRS
took advantage of the situation?
They threw earthquake over that top rope.
He hit his head right into that steel rail.
It would have knocked a normal man unconscious.
I don't believe Earthquake even knows where he's at right now.
He's running on steel.
The cobwebs are there,
and now a form of a sleeper here
by Irwin on the big guy.
Oh, the big boy's out.
He's out on his feet.
He doesn't know where he is.
A normal man would have hit his head like that.
He'd have been out for six months.
Earthquake doesn't have a clue.
Look at this.
DiBiase, a sleeper of his own.
I don't know if he can put the million-dollar dream on him or not.
He may be too big for that.
Boy, after hitting his head like that,
I'm telling you, he doesn't know where he's at.
He doesn't know what town, what building.
He don't even know his name.
Quake motioning for Typhoon,
but Typhoon not coming.
The big guy's fading.
Oh.
He just bought a little time
to hold on to that coveted tag team title.
Take him down. Take him down, IRS.
He's down. He's down.
What does that mean?
I smell new champions.
Irwin continues with the sleeper
and the big earthquake in deep trouble.
His eyes are glassy.
Trying to use those ropes to get to his feet.
He finally does.
And now looking to make the tag.
Come on, IRS. You're gonna tag DiBiase.
He's fresh. Get him in there.
Boy, is he close to his corner.
I'll tell you one thing about Earthquake.
He's got a lot of fighting in him.
He is still fighting.
They want to hold on to those titles.
There's the continuity of the former champions.
Money in. There's the quick tag made.
Look at this now.
The dream.
It is.
The Million Dollar Dream.
He's got it on.
Shaped down by DiBiase.
He's down.
The big man is down.
Right in the center of the ring.
He's up.
He's back on his feet.
What a fighter.
Todd, this is what I said.
You gotta keep him down.
You gotta cut out their hair.
He's down.
He's down for good now.
He's on both feet.
He's not gonna get up.
Never sell Earthquake shorts.
This guy's tough.
But wait a minute.
Those eyes.
They're close.
They're shut.
He's out.
Referee lets the arm drop twice.
One more time, and it's over.
It's over.
We've got a new champion.
They beat him at their own game.
Jimmy Huck, you did it.
You've gotta be manager of the year.
Here are your new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions.
Once again, it is money incorporated with the coveted WWF Tag Team Mounts.
That should be a jump at the beginning by the Nasty Boy.
Jump before the bell ring by the Natural Disaster.
They came out of this.
The winners and new WWF Champion.
This is great.
I'm gonna try to get a award with Jimmy Huck.
I'm gonna try to get him up here in mine soon.
Jimmy Huck and D.B.
Icy along with Erwin Esthetic about this victory.
And I don't blame them.
Look at the big smiles on everybody's kitchen.
Jimmy, come here.
What a match.
You did it.
You said you were gonna do it.
You did it.
What kind of a deal was that, Jimmy Huck?
You stuck the knife right into the back of the Nasty Boy.
Jimmy Huck, Jimmy Huck, Jimmy Huck.
Jimmy Huck, Jimmy Huck.
Jimmy Huck, Jimmy Huck, Jimmy Huck.
They're not a better team than the Nasty Boys.
They're not a better team in my view.
McMahon, let me ask you a question.
Who's the tag team champs?
All right, I understand what you're saying.
Nonetheless, I still feel that Jimmy Huck
sold the Nasty Boys right down the river.
And obviously, they are very, very unhappy about it.
I'll tell you what I'd love to see, however.
I'd like to see the Nasty Boys take what could very well
be rightfully theirs, given the opportunity.
I'd like to see the Nasty Boys step into the ring
with Money Incorporated.
And by the way, Money Incorporated
and the Natural Disasters will be on prime time this Monday
with a special television hookup.
Wait a minute.
There's been so much action there,
we've sort of ignored who's in the ring.
Take a look at this.
Wow.
Take a look at the girth.
Take a look at 505 pounds of Yokozuna.
This man is huge.
Yokozuna obviously having skills on the sumo style,
managed by Mr. Fuji.
This will be very interesting to see what Yokozuna
can bring to the sort of catch-is-catch-can style
all over the rest of the world.
Look at the size of this man.
Yokozuna, 505 pounds.
And Jordan charges in his slap right away.
And wait a minute, what's this now?
Jordan is down.
What a suplex.
Now that's an impressive move.
Here you go.
Well, right away you would think you were going to see
some sort of a sumo move.
Oh, no.
From Yokozuna, instead of that,
Mr. Fuji obviously has taught Yokozuna well.
This Mr. Fuji never ceases to amaze me.
Look at that belly-to-belly suplex.
Unbelievable.
What a prospect this Yokozuna is.
Yokozuna now with Jordan on his feet, perhaps not for long.
It seems on the buckle what's going to happen here.
Look at that.
Whoa.
Forget about it.
My goodness.
Mr. Fuji likes what he sees, indeed, and why not?
Yokozuna thus far with a very impressive debut
here on WWF Superstocks.
Look at this.
That's a sumo stance.
And Jordan is lifting it up.
He's had the wind, and perhaps everything else
knocked out of him.
Wait a minute.
What's going on here?
Yokozuna on the second rope.
Let's see it.
Oh, no.
That's unbelievable.
I like it.
Wow.
What an impressive victory.
Here is your winner, Yokozuna.
Who's going to take this man off his feet?
Wow.
Hats off to Mr. Fuji.
Mr. Fuji bringing to the ring in the World Wrestling Federation.
Yokozuna.
Right now, let's take you back to some footage of last week.
You'll recall the former convict Nails refused to leave the ring.
The Undertaker was killed.
WWF, beware, because Bam Bam is coming.
Yeah.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time
will be the opposition for the Ultimate Maniacs at Survivor Series.
I'm talking about Razor Ramon and Nature Boy, Rick Flair.
Why, Mr. Perfect must be confident of victory at Survivor Series.
He's still here in the broadcast booth.
Of course I'm confident.
Take a look at these two.
These are survivors.
Rick Flair, Razor Ramon.
There was a rumor that Rick Flair was suffering
from some sort of middle ear problem lately,
some sort of balance problem.
Any truth to that, Mr. Perfect?
What are you talking about?
You know nothing of it, huh?
If there was something wrong with Rick Flair's ear or anything else,
I would know about it.
I think.
Razor, let's tell them like it is.
There's no one on the face of God's green earth
that knows more about surviving in the WWF than you.
You understand?
I have been a cop of a WWF two times.
And I'll be there a third, red hearts.
All I have to do along with the man here is survive at Survivor Series.
So ladies and gentlemen, let me make it very clear to you.
I survive by being alongside a man that knows more about surviving
than any man alive.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Razor Ramon.
Hey, Randy Savage, ultimate warrior.
You gloating man, you so happy.
You think just because my partner, Slick Rick,
is no longer the WWF champion,
you think that makes us the lesser team?
Oye, me chicos.
We are both champions.
And we don't need no sinking bells to prove it.
You know, as the Razor and I focus in on the Survivor Series,
and Savage and Warrior, I'm talking to you.
Read these eyes.
Read the body English here.
At Survivor Series, one of you pays the price.
One of you finds out what it is to walk the aisle against the Razor.
And nature boy, one of you does not leave the building.
You dig it?
Now you've got the eye of the tiger, baby.
And we're focused.
So look at it like this.
At the Survivor Series, we not only survive,
we hurt somebody, and then we style and profile.
Woo!
We'll be back later on to see Shawn Michaels in action.
Woo!
You know, Shawn Michaels, we walk out in the Survivor Series
to face each other for the World Wrestling Federation Championship belt.
It seems obvious to me that our careers are really quite similar.
You know, you're at the top of your game, and you're a great wrestler.
You're an excellent wrestler.
And nobody doubts your wrestling ability.
But Shawn Michaels, I've worked my whole life.
I've dedicated my whole life to become the World Wrestling Federation Champion, the best.
It's going to take one hell of a man to beat me.
And are you that man?
We'll see.
Big Boss Man, I can't wait till Survivor Series.
I'm going to climb this pole, and I'm going to grab that stick,
and I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life.
This time, I'm going to finish the job, Boss Man,
and you're going to learn what it's like to serve hard time.
Everyone looking forward to Thanksgiving Eve.
A special nightstick matchup between Nails and the Big Boss Man.
And then from there, take a look at this.
This man could very well become the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
Shawn Michaels beating the him-man Red Heart
for the World Wrestling Federation Championship of the Survivor Series.
My goodness, what a great matchup.
We had an occasion to speak to Shawn and Jerry earlier on.
Shawn Michaels, the sexiest man alive, an island unto himself.
I have spread my wings, and I am now soaring with the Eagles.
And at Survivor Series, Hitman, I'm taking your new WWF title
and putting it around my waist.
I have Shawn Michaels certainly confident.
He likes what he sees. He is seeing the reflection of what?
Perhaps the next WWF champion.
Exactly. What great... Look at the confidence in this guy.
Unfortunately, one of the highly skilled, one of the most... What is this?
Hey, that's Marty Gennetti.
No, that's who it is. That's exactly who it is.
Marty Gennetti's in the ring with Shawn Michaels.
Michaels can't believe what he sees.
Yes, turn around.
Marty Gennetti.
After what Shawn Michaels did to Gennetti,
I didn't think we'd ever see Gennetti again.
Gennetti with Michaels.
Flipped him to the air.
Gennetti has returned to the WWF.
He's outraged.
Gennetti flipping Michaels.
Look at this.
What's gonna happen? Oh, what a clothesline.
Gennetti's got no business being in the ring.
He wasn't trying to wrestle Shawn Michaels.
You recall Shawn Michaels throwing Marty Gennetti
through the barbershop window.
He was lacerated. You recall that.
Now he's chosen this time to return.
Marty Gennetti snatches that mirror away
from substantial Sherry.
And I think I know where it's going.
No, I know. I know exactly where it's going.
Where's Sergeant Slaughter at?
Get somebody down there.
There he goes. Oh, no.
Oh, my. He deliberately hit Sherry.
What? What?
He deliberately hit Sherry with the mirror right in the head.
He did not.
What kind of a human being is he?
Gennetti was going after Shawn Michaels.
He hit a woman.
He didn't deliberately hit sensational Sherry.
He hit a woman.
I can't believe that.
Contrary to what you're saying,
Shawn Michaels pulled his manager in front of him.
He pulled Sherry in front of him to take the shot.
What a low life Shawn Michaels did.
It's a low life, Shawn Michaels.
He hit a woman. He hit a woman.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe this.
We'll go back and take another look at it.
You're the judge for yourself.
I think Michaels pulled her in front.
Look. Get out of the way, Sherry.
That's exactly what he did.
That proves it. He was trying to protect her.
Pull her out of the way.
Trying to protect her.
Gennetti hit her deliberately with the mirror.
Marty Gennetti coming into the ring
after all these weeks
trying to get his hands on Shawn Michaels
only for this to happen.
I know Marty Gennetti is upset.
He did not mean to strike
sensational Sherry.
I'm positive of it.
He was headed for Shawn Michaels.
Here's one more look.
That unquestionably proves it.
What a little act that Shawn Michaels did.
This is not fair.
This is unfair.
They shouldn't have to defend their titles right away.
Well fair or not, we'll see it right here
on WWF Superstar.