Hogan, just when you think you have all the answers, we change the questions.
Oh, you were very surprised that my funeral polar weren't you.
Your attention was on your casket, but my undertaker surprised you with my sacred vessel,
and down you went. Now it's time for your greatest challenge, and oh Hogan,
you're going down again, oh yes. Hogan, the two rotting souls
and that cheap gold crucifix won't be able to save you the next time these eyes look into yours.
I can't wait for the witching hour. This Wednesday night, it's a good night for
pain. Hey boys, you know what? They got to get another guy, are we worried?
We're back with more World Wrestling Federation action, and this is a real combination here.
Look at this. Rick Flair is going to be in your face this Wednesday. He's not going to be at home
watching on fake review. Rick Flair is going to be right there in your face. Well let's put it this
way. I ain't never missed a commitment. How do you know that Flair's going to be there? I scared Flair.
Oh wait a minute. Son of a. I'd like to remind you he has never missed a commitment either.
Well then, we're going to have quite the commitment coming up, aren't we?
Indeed, and right now. Something about you just takes me off. I'm going to be there also.
Anybody just even consider that for a split second?
Well, you wonder whether when Jack Tony is going to make up his mind. I mean talk about
waiting and waiting. When is Tony going to make up his mind? Are you going to be reinstated
this weekend? Are you going to be reinstated at the Survivor Series? When is he going to make up
his mind? I'm ready now. Just like the Hitman's ready now. I think he better make up his mind
god-darn soon. The Hitman. The title is on the line here folks. There's a happy camper. I'll say.
This is worth a lot of money. He just gives it away. Yeah, I don't believe a buck, buck and a half.
Wow. How about that? Talk about agility. That guy's inside the ring. He runs away well.
Here's a man who's not going to be doing any running away at all, the Mountie. Red Heart,
you better get ready baby because the Mountie's going to become the next Intercontinental Champion.
Enjoy it while you can. Press the Hitman Heart because you've already felt the first shot.
After you feel the second one, I'm going to be the Intercontinental Champion.
What an opportunity for the Mountie and, unquestionably, an opportunity for
the Bully at the moment. He can become Intercontinental Champion this week.
I don't know. I hope not. Let's put it that way. I'd not be worse than a Bully. I hate a Bully.
I hated a Bully my whole life and if anybody can take care of one. Look at that. Red Heart can
rip him up. What's the kind of leverage that shouldn't be in the World Wrestling Federation
when somebody gets an advantage like that? I think it's wrong unless I am the opportunist
that I have the leverage. That's an interesting concept, Macho. You guys share a lot in common,
don't you? Not everything. Hey, come on. Chill, chill, chill. We're talking this Wednesday.
Real estate. It is unbelievable how things have heated up here, folks. Chair for flair.
Several weeks. I mean, you guys are like animals. Baby, you ain't seen nothing.
This is the night. Need I remind you both? Best you tune in from home. You don't want to be there.
So, let me get this straight, Macho. You're going to be at the Survivor Series. You're not
going to be at home watching on pay-per-view. No. Not going to be at home watching on pay-per-view.
I'm going to be at the Survivor Series with Joe Luis Orita. Yes, I am. And what about Elizabeth?
I know she's here with us this week, but I mean, is she going to be at home watching on pay-per-view?
That part of heaven, son. Sometimes it takes you a while to catch on, Vincent. You know that?
On occasion. Pretty quick, but sometimes things don't go in the square holes. Both of you are
right about both of the things that you said last time you said them. Ah, very astute. Thank you,
Macho. Thank you. Right now, the Hitman. Oh, wait a minute. If he can get him over, he'll put that
sharp shooter on the bullet. He's got it. It could be over. This could be a big win for the Hitman.
No, he gives up. How about that? If he can put the sharp shooter on the bullet, he can put it out
of any bullet. The Hitman joining forces with Roddy Piper, Andrew, and the British Bulldog,
beating Rick Fair, Romualdi, Jesse Biasi, and the Waller. Just how rowdy can you be?
Hey, you're about to witness a crime.
Yeah, this is the one. Hey, you know the lady who lives here? She's three days late on her
car payments. Three full days. That ain't no lady. That's a, that's a car thief.
Me, I'm the repo man. You know what that means? That means what's mine is mine. And if you're late
on any payment, if you're late, what's yours is mine too. Pay up later. Shut up.
In just a moment, we'll put our headsets back on and we'll have more action out in the squared
circle. But right now standing by is the first lady of the. Miss Elizabeth back in the backstage
area here in the arena. Elizabeth, I wonder, would you have something to say to President
Jack Toney? Yes, I'd like to say to Jack Toney, Mr. President, please, please reinstate Roddy.
You're the only person who can do it. Please. Yeah, but you, Liz, we love you, but I tried.
Macho's tried. We've all tried to get it reinstate. You're beautiful, but I don't know if you can do
it. He's stubborn. Well, Roddy, I'm just hoping that Jack Toney will bow to the will of the people
and, and he will listen to the support of the fans and, and he'll reinstate. Well,
President Jack, if you don't answer in the affirmative right after that, you're no more
than a horrible man to take the snake web. Let's go back to ringside. Ladies and gentlemen,
let's give it up for President Joe Biden. Let's give it up for President Joe Biden.
This Wednesday night at the motor city. Of course it's the survivor series as part
of that extravaganza. You are going to be facing your greatest challenge. You're going to be
defending the world wrestling federation title against the undertaker. Now some are saying,
not me, that unquestionably after the survivor series and the gravest challenge, Hulkamania will
be dead. Well, let me tell you something, Meiji. This Wednesday night, Thanksgiving Eve, yes,
Hulk Hogan faces his greatest challenge in the undertaker. But the thing you've got to realize,
Meiji, when you're a Hulkamaniac is for eight long years, I've heard them say that Hulkamania
is dying, that Hulkamania is dead and Hulkamania still lives, Meiji. So right now, Meiji, since it
is our greatest challenge, I think it's time that I explain to all those little teeny Hulkamaniacs
just what the red and the yellow stand for. Yay, though I walk through the valley of the shadow
of the shadow of death, I fear no undertaker, brother. Simply because the yellow of Hulkamania
will light up that valley of death. It stands for the belief in the training, the prayers,
in the vitamins, in the light of Hulkamania will surely blind the undertaker. But also,
the red of Hulkamania, which guaranteed me immortality, brother. When the big man upstairs
spilled his blood on this cross, he swore to me that Hulkamania would never die. That's what the
red of immortality is. So now that we know Hulk Hogan will live forever along with Hulkamania,
Ric Flair, just like the grim reaper, has his sickle to do his dirty work, brother. The undertaker
has you as his henchman, Ric Flair, to do his dirty work. And just like the light of Hulkamania
will blind the undertaker, the light will also blind you, Ric Flair, and you will fall by the
wayside, brother. But the thing, mean Gene, that makes me realize I will survive the Survivor series
is when the undertaker reached down and tore the crucifix off my neck. My neck went limp, brother,
but as I smelt the dead flesh burning in the palm of his hand, the power of Hulkamania that he
couldn't handle, he dropped the crucifix, and as it landed on my chest, it warmed my heart, mean Gene,
and it made me realize that I will survive the Survivor series. So undertaker, now that you know
also what the red and the yellow of Hulkamania mean, what are you going to do, undertaker,
when Hulk Hogan and the red of immortality run wild on you?
All right, hi, get everyone. Here we go with your final Survivor series report. It is right around
the corner. This Wednesday night, Thanksgiving Eve, exclusively on Pay Per View Cable Television.
Folks, I'm talking about the Survivor series. This is the ultimate in team competition
and so much more. I strongly suggest you pick up the blower right now. Get on a phone and
contact your local cable company. Avoid busy operators at the 11th hour. Now then, we have
just heard from the World Wrestling Federation Champion, Hulk Hogan. It sounds to me like he
is ready for his greatest challenge. That greatest challenge, by the way, is standing by
right now with his manager, Paul Bear. Let's hear from the Undertaker.
Hulk Hogan, the sands in our hourglass are going quickly. This Wednesday, this Wednesday, Hulk Hogan,
your gravest challenge, the championship on the line against my Undertaker. It won't be long.
Think back, think back when you visited my funeral parlor and my Undertaker appeared out of nowhere.
This time, Hulk Hogan, we're going to walk away, oh yes, with your title.
The time is at hand, Hogan. There's no place to run. There's no place to hide.
No heroes with chairs and no crucifixes. Just the Undertaker's purgatory.
The Undertaker, ominous, awesome, and undefeated thus far here on the World Wrestling Federation,
undoubtedly the gravest challenge this Wednesday night for Hulk Hogan at the Survivor Series.
By the way, in team competition, Sid Justice is out. That means the legion of Doomhawk and Animal
and the Big Boss Man will have to continue on this Wednesday night to face Captain Jake
the Snake Roberts, the Natural Disasters, and IRS. You have heard the pleas, folks,
over the past few weeks to President Jack Tunney to reinstate the Macho Man, the latest coming just
moments ago from Elizabeth. Maybe something is going to be settled before we go off the air this
week. And on that subject, standing by right now, the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions,
the Legion of Doom and the Big Boss Man. Hulk, Animal, what do you say this Wednesday night
after we get through kicking these four pieces of trash his butt? After we get through making
sure that these four pieces of trash serve our time, we lock them up, we carry them downtown,
we throw them in a nice dirty cell and leave them there to rot with a rat. That sounds good to us,
but first things first, Jack Tunney, we want to know, are you going to let Randy Savage be our
partner this Wednesday night or not? Because it don't matter to us, but we just want to know.
Tell him, Hulk. Hey, let's talk about teeth today. Let's talk about the natural disasters
Jake the Snake and the IRS. Let's talk about knocking their teeth right down their throats
all the way out of their spigots. Let's not just talk about it. By golly, let's just do it.
Again, ladies and gentlemen, we are hoping to hear something before this hour has concluded
regarding the reinstatement of the Macho Man for this Wednesday night at the Survivor Series.
By the way, folks, Captain Rowdy Roddy Piper is going to be joined by Intercontinental Champion
Brett the Hit Bad Heart, the Million Dollar Champion Virgil and the British Bulldog to meet
Captain, the self-proclaimed real world champion, Ric Flair, Ted DiBiase, the Warlord and the Monty
in team competition. Now, we've heard that there may be some startling news coming from the Ric
Flair camp. As a matter of fact, Ric Flair and company are standing by right now with comments.
It's hard to believe when you're on top of the world that things could get any better,
could get any better. But guess what? My new executive consultant has told me that from now
on everything will be perfect. Just like everything else in my life, I'm here for one reason,
to make sure everything remains perfect. And what it all boils down to this Wednesday night
is survival, survival of the fittest. And you're looking at the longest group of survivors you've
ever seen, the class of the real world champion, the strength of the Warlord, the law and order of
the Monty, the money of the Million Dollar Man. Everything will truly be perfect.
There had been a rumor that Ric Flair was going to add to his staff. And now that we've heard it,
he's obviously making sure that he and his teammates will survive the Survivor Series
this Wednesday night. And by the way, folks, you can see it exclusively on pay-per-view cable
television. Make that all-important telephone call right now. As of last week, you know that
Jim the Anvil Night Heart is out of the Survivor Series. That means hacksaw Jim Duggan will be
teaming up with the Texas Tornado and the Matador to face a team comprised of Skinner, Colonel
Mustafa, the Bully and the Berserker. Ladies and gentlemen, maybe we're going to find out later
this weekend on the Survivor Series Showdown who hacksaw Jim Duggan will be choosing to replace
Jim the Anvil Night Heart. Right now there are rumors afloat that it may be Sergeant Slaughter.
As we say here in the World Wrestling Federation, stay tuned. There is more action at the Survivor
Series this Wednesday night Thanksgiving Eve. The Rockers and the Bushwhackers to meet the Beverly
Brothers and the Nasty Boys. And ladies and gentlemen, yes, you can see it all on pay-per-view
cable television. Don't wait till the eleventh hour. Don't wait till later on in the week.
Get on the phone right now and avoid the busy operator's call to make plans to join us for
the best ringside seat in your house for the big one this Wednesday night Thanksgiving Eve.
Get ready for the Survivor Series.
Undertaker, I can still smell the burning flesh on the dead palm of yours as you ripped the
crucifix, brother, and as you couldn't handle the power of Hulkamania, as you dropped it in fear for
everyone's life around you, it fell on my chest. It warmed the heart of Hulkamania and the crucifix
made me realize that I will survive in the Survivor Series, brother. I hope you listen to what the
color of red and yellow mean, man. That the yellow is the light that's going to shine in the valley
of death and the red is the blood that was spilled on the cross that guarantees the Hulkamaniacs
immortality. You can't beat that, brother. Now, with Rick Flair as your henchman, just like the
Grim Reaper has the sickle to do his dirty work, you're gonna fall by the wayside and then flare
also. But Undertaker, I'm digging a hole just for you and what you're gonna do.
Keep your eye on the repo, man, and keep your eye on your car, too.
Better yet, keep your eye on your bank account. If you take your bill, humanoid,
you wouldn't be repoing your car. This is it, folks. This is our feature.
Jerry Sachs of the Nasty Boys taking on Hacksaw, Jim Duggan, who's got a lot of things on his mind
right now, Brad. You know, if the Nasty Boys play their cards right, Duggan could miss this
Wednesday Night of Survivor Series, too. Then it would be two against four. Well, as far as I know,
Hacksaw's not made any kind of a decision on who's to replace the apple. Well, my staff is
working on that right now. They're trying to give me some information on what's going on with his
decision. What staff is that? I have a whole staff of people to work for. Oh, listen to this ovation
for Hacksaw. Here is Hacksaw, Jim Duggan. That's right, the ring's straight ahead, stupid.
Don't worry, he knows where the ring is. The ring he knows is the one ringing in his ear.
He won't have any trouble fighting it this Wednesday night, either.
All eyes will be pointed and directed to the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan. The Thanksgiving
tradition this Thanksgiving Eve, Wednesday, November 27th, the Big One Survivor Series.
The bravest challenge for the Hulkster could be the end of Hulkamania. Well, a lot of people have
said Hulkamania's dead or they're going to put Hulkamania to rest, but I believe this is the
closest it's ever come. And it's going to happen Wednesday night in Detroit. No matter how you look
at it, history is going to be made in this Survivor Series. Be part of history. Don't be left out.
Pick up that phone right now. Call your local cable company and be part of it. You know, I
suggest when you all hop into the rented car and you're headed to Grandma Connie's for Thanksgiving
that you leave a little early so you get there in time so you can order Survivor Series and relax.
You don't have to worry about whooping down those sweet potatoes you always lose.
Always knocking somebody's brain. Always kicking somebody's brains in.
It's easier when they're down. Yeah.
Okay, baby. Here we go.
Axel getting it going here as he will in Detroit.
He needs the home court advantage. He needs to have the human noise behind him.
Everywhere he goes is his home court. That's right.
But you don't see Undertaker. All he needs is his earn. And his stooge, Paul Bearer.
Axel looks like he's ready to get there with the four of them all by himself.
Wouldn't surprise me. Three out of the four in that match is not bad thinking either.
El Matador, the Tornado, is there going against Mustafa Skinner, the Bull, and the Berserker.
That's what I said. Three against four doesn't look too bad to me.
What do you want to bet? Tuesday night before Thanksgiving Eve,
Hulk Hogan has nothing but a bowl of soup. He can't enjoy this holiday season coming up
and he won't enjoy the rest of it either. Listen, the Hulkster's been WWF champion for
years and years and years. No one has met all on-comers and this will be no exception.
You can bet the Hulkster will be there right at the top of his game.
If the Undertaker takes him out, he takes him out. But it'll take a valiant effort.
I guarantee you that. Well, he's used to wrestling
opponents that will wrestle. He's used to wrestling opponents that will fight him.
I don't think he's ever seen or been in the ring with a creature. I say creature like the Undertaker.
Slammed by Hacksaw. Now the hand goes up into the air.
That cut in the three-point stance. Oh, look at this.
Look at him kicking Knives. Knives reach up to Shroud, the leg of Hacksaw.
And now it's two against one. Come on, ref, ring the bell.
That's a disqualification in my book.
Nail him. Nail him. Straighten out that beard.
Trying to put an end to Hacksaw. Jim Duggan here.
Shish kebab. Oh, look at that.
Give me a break. Let's get some officials down there.
Defacing the flag. These guys are humiliating and disgusting.
They're nasty. What's this? Oh, it's Sergeant Slater.
He's gonna nail Duggan. Oh, Slater to the eight of Hacksaw.
I don't believe this. Sergeant Slater outloading on the nasty boys.
Could he be a change man? I don't know. I still think he stinks.
Take a look and now he's got a hold of that runt.
Over the top rope and out. Two bad guys, two fools without a catch up.
Comes in and out Duggan. They're gonna go at it right here.
You know how they feel about each other. Here we go. Wow.
Hacksaw doesn't know what's going down here.
He knows he got his crime cleaned and now on his knees is Sergeant Slater standing there in the ring.
Slater hits you from behind Duggan. Get him.
Will you be quiet? Hacksaw still trying to piece this together.
Figure it out. We could be here a lifetime while he pieces things together.
Referee having a few words with him. Perhaps explaining what went down.
Hacksaw did not see Sergeant Slater do a number on the nasty boys.
Now Sarge with the flag. Duggan, can you hear me? He tried to steal your flag.
Will you be quiet? Slater saluting the flag. Boy what a whoop.
And about to bail out of there.
For the applause of this tremendous crowd I might add.
Well the traitor's retreating again.
What's this Hacksaw calling him back? He wants you.
No he wants the guy pushing the popcorn up the aisle. He wants you, stupid.
Why don't you be quiet and just watch.
Listen to the chant for Slater.
Slater went in when he saw the flag go down and Hacksaw go down.
I told you this guy was a James Mann brain. You wouldn't listen.
James Mann brain. You wouldn't listen. I'm getting sick to my stomach.
Slater with all glory raised on high. Now he's kissing the flag. I love it.
Oh get me a hanky mon. So I'm getting choked up.
You're not going to be choked up but it'll be my hands that are around your throat.
You're talking to me? Yes I'm talking to you.
And extended. Oh look at that. Another marriage made in hell.
Hacksaw, Jim Duggan joining forces here with Sergeant Slater who came to his rescue.
I don't trust them.
Chant of USA springing out all over this jam packed building. What a team. Here we go. Event center.
Brutus, The Barber, BK.
Somebody's got a belt tighter on her neck for the last match.
No, this week my guests are none other than The Undertaker and Paul Bearer.
Perhaps we're looking at the new World Wrestling Federation champion.
I got to hear what they're going to say. I got to hear this.
Keep quiet and listen. You might learn something.
A man of few words.
Nice hairdo.
I'm Brutus? You're kidding.
Nice haircut if you're going to the chair.
He's supposed to tell us what's in the urn too. He never did that.
Shut up. Big mouth.
You know, we all saw what you did to Hulk Hogan on the funeral parlor.
We saw the despicable acts. We saw how you jumped somebody from behind.
How you could take advantage and leave a man laying helpless.
I think you're nothing but a bunch of grave robbing, backstabbing, slime of the earth.
Mr. Paul Bearer and Mr. Undertaker, and I think that you made one critical error.
You didn't get the job done. You didn't finish it when you had the chance.
Just when Hulk Hogan thought he had all the answers, we changed the question.
What a look on Hulk Hogan's face when my Undertaker appeared out of nowhere.
What a look on his face when he was lying helplessly on the floor of my funeral parlor.
All we have to do is remove the head and the body of Hulkamania will die.
And we will finish the job this Wednesday at the Survivor Series.
My Undertaker will be the new WWF champion.
The will of Hulkamania has already been slain as Hulk Hogan fell.
On the floor of the funeral parlor, so did Hulkamania.
This Wednesday night, after Hulk Hogan lays defeated, I'll reach into his chest
and extract the soul of Hulkamania and plunge it into eternal darkness.
It could all end this Wednesday night at Survivor Series. It could be the end of Hulkamania.
You're gonna have to handle things for a little bit here. I'm leaving. I have some very, very important business to handle.
Hey, don't just go. You'll see. You'll all see.
Who will be teaming up with the likes of Jake the Snake Roberts, I.R.S., and of course Typhoon.
All four of those individuals comprising one team at the Survivor Series.
I.R.S. has told me, McMahon, that this guy is on the take more than anybody he's ever seen or ever heard of.
Right now he's on the take, alright, the take from the Earthquake, who's really giving him a go.
Series of elbows to the small in the back, Earthquake now, big, massive individual whipping the Boss Man to the buckle.
Not wasting any time at all going to work on the Boss Man.
Both individuals very accustomed to individual competition, but how will they fare in the tag team, the elimination at the Survivor Series?
Well, I think the Big Boss Man plans on hiding behind Legion of Doom so I.R.S. don't get his hands on him.
Now you mentioned Boss Man and his partners, the Legion of Doom. Who will be teaming up with them?
Surely Jeff Tunney will not allow the three of them, Boss Man and L.O.D., to have to face the four Jake the Snake, the natural disasters collectively in I.R.S.
I don't believe he would allow that inequity.
Well, you know the way L.O.D. thinks, they take on six guys by themselves, they don't care.
Not when it involves a natural disaster.
Well, that's what I think.
If ever they met their match in tag team competition, it would have to be the natural disasters.
You see L.O.D.
Ooh, look at that, he misses.
Their game plan is to pick people up, heave them around, intimidate people.
You're not going to pick up the natural disasters and throw them like a bunch of cabin pets.
Oh no, watch this.
The Boss Man, a hard right.
Boss Man, uppercut, look at that.
Ooh, my feet.
Mixing it up.
Maybe not for long, up and up and oh, the kick to the jaw.
Earthquake is still up.
Finally, crashing down.
Yeah, but you're not going to pick Earthquake up over your head and press slam him like L.O.D. likes to do to people.
Definitely not.
No way you're going to do that.
Jimmy Hart, hoping that the natural disasters will once again take him into the tag team championship all the way to the top.
There's the nasty Boss Man.
He's done it before, he's managed a lot of things.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Jimmy, look out.
Look out, Jimmy.
He'll never catch him.
Boss Man right back in, catching the Earthquake.
Headbutt by the Boss Man.
Oh, my goodness.
Great wrestling.
Now, now, wait a minute.
That's not great wrestling.
You're right.
I'm not pretending that it is, but if you're in there against the Earthquake, you better pull out all the stops.
Because if you don't, he's going to.
Well, then you agree with what happened with Jake the Snake Robertson Savage.
No, that's not pulling out all the stops.
I would say.
I really have my doubts as to whether or not that was a legitimate accident.
According to Jake the Snake, it was an accident.
The King Cobra was to have been de-venomized.
It was an accident as it relates to the last.
I don't believe that.
You know, as a broadcast journalist, I asked him, and he told me it was an accident.
He said, trust me.
Yeah, and you did.
Well, I have to take a man's word for it.
Who am I to call someone a liar?
That's a good point.
That's a very good point.
Boss man.
Oh, they're trading blows here.
There's a possibility the Macho Man will be reinstated.
There's a possibility he'll be back in action.
And it just might be this coming Wednesday night in the Survivor Series.
Oh, look at this.
Come on, Raph.
Tie him.
The Boss Man.
Oh, nice snap across the face.
Jimmy's about to slide himself.
That's his specialty.
When a guy's incarcerated, he likes to slap him around.
But one-on-one, he's nothing but a meter made from cop county.
Well, wait a minute.
Who's that?
RLS coming down the ringside.
Boss Man has his eyes on him.
What's going to happen?
We'll be right back as we continue with more of the Survivor Series showdowns.
More of the Survivor Series showdowns.
And you can see Jimmy Hart helping the Earthquake, unleashing it from behind on the Earthquake, attacking.
Oh, wow.
Boss Man himself now hung in the ropes.
Come on, Raph.
Oh, it seems he's got it there.
He has a semi-handcuff on there, huh?
He's all tied up.
Oh, come on, Raph.
RLS has no business being at ringside.
None whatsoever.
Why, did he partner with one of the natural disasters at Survivor Series?
Yes, but it shouldn't be at ringside.
When you are at RLS, you can do whatever you want.
Don't you know that?
Look at that.
Standing right up on the finger.
Oh, don't do that.
Don't do that.
That's the hand he takes bribes with.
Oh, no.
That's the hand he puts out to take bribes with.
Don't do that.
Stop it.
Beautiful.
Look at you now, Boss Man.
He's nothing.
Down, Jimmy.
Earthquake and typhoon, the natural disasters,
teaming up with Jake the Snake Roberts and IRS,
to be opposed by the Boss Men and his team,
the Legion of Doom,
and perhaps one other individual to join them.
Originally, of course, you will recall,
it was none other than Sid Justice.
Mr. Justice, unfortunately, injured.
And now, it was to have been perhaps Randy Savage,
if in fact he could be reinstated.
And if in fact he is physically capable,
which we're told he will be by this Wednesday.
Who really cares if Savage is reinstated?
Who cares?
Everybody cares.
Boss Man is taking care of business,
and Randy Savage cares if no one else does.
But there are a lot of people out there who do.
And for the benefit of those of you who do feel strongly,
who do care one way or the other,
we have a special vote line set up.
Jack Tunney will have the results tomorrow morning.
If in fact you feel Randy Savage should be reinstated,
then you vote yes by dialing 1-900-400-9931.
And if you don't want him reinstated,
you dial no.
You dial 100.
That's 1-900.
I'm just going to say that.
1-900-400-9941.
I'm trying to make a fool out of me.
You're just trying to swindle people
so they won't call that number.
And by the way, let me hasten to add this.
It's 79 cents per call.
Oh, forget it.
And for the benefit of those of you who are underage,
make sure you have your parent's permission
before you make the call.
Randy Savage is on a campaign to be reinstated.
And I'll tell you what, he has my vote.
Well, I'll tell you,
if Jack Tunney wants to reinstate him
and he shows up at Survivor Series,
I don't know what would happen
with Jake the Stank Roberts and him.
Bossman out the road.
Oh, no.
That was Drowman, a clothesline earthquake,
ducking underneath.
Bossman to the outside.
Erwin R. Scheister, IRS,
minding his own business.
At the moment, he may be one of the team members
of the earthquake typhoon and Jake the Snake.
Come on, Hick.
Get in the ring.
What do you mean, Hick?
Oh, he's a hick, you know.
Earthquake?
Not an earthquake.
Oh, no.
The Bossman.
Well, I know one thing.
He has unquestionably law and order here in the WWF.
Oh, my.
Yeah, Captain Graff, we call him.
Who?
Captain Graff.
The guy who'll take a payoff from anybody.
He's on the take.
He was a meter maid, you know, in Cobb County.
He was not.
I used to call him Barney down there.
Barney?
Yeah, like Barney Fife.
Earthquake winding up the big Bossman.
This has developed into quite an encounter.
You wonder what will happen when the team members get together
this Wednesday night at the Survivor Series.
Earthquake really working on the arm.
I'll tell you something.
Look at that.
There's going to be more hits than Joe Louis Arena this Wednesday
night than Montauk ever had.
Bossman having his problems now with that left arm.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Again.
Elbows, trucking up.
Plus series out there.
Hook, hook, back to Leclerc.
Bossman back to the midsection.
And again.
Come on, Earthquake.
Take over on him.
I'll let him do that to you.
You're bigger than him.
And the big ball.
Reversal now.
Earthquake turning the tide again.
Working on that bad wrist.
These two may not be in very good shape come this Wednesday
night at the Survivor Series.
They're taking it off or on out of each other in this
individual competition.
Hear the people chanting, Irwin, Irwin.
They love him.
They love him?
I don't believe so.
Look at this, Manover.
Oh, back in the head.
What a tremendous maneuver on the part of the Bossman.
Earthquake gets out.
He's out cold.
Cover him.
Cover that man.
Get on him.
Cover him.
One, two, three.
He can't.
No, no, no, no, no.
He got that shoulder up.
He can't hold him.
IRS, would you hear the Bossman as the Earthquake right
now?
IRS, do you see that?
IRS, protect them.
The Bossman kicked at him.
Earthquake should be disqualified right now because
of the upside in the fence.
He should be disqualified.
No, no, no, the Bossman went out after him.
Bossman back in the ring.
Earthquake wobbling now.
Oh, yes.
Bossman now get down.
Go for it.
Oh, wait a minute.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
The Bossman's in trouble now.
Yes, he is.
Coming down the ringside as well.
Typhoon.
Jets the stick.
Bossman with a pillow top in hand.
Look out.
Uh-oh.
There we go.
It's going to happen right here, McMahon.
We're going to have Survivor Series right now.
It's going to happen right here.
Sure, where's the Bossman, once again, hiding behind LOD?
There's no question who the winner is here.
It's the midfielder.
The only question will be who will be the winner at Survivor Series.
All right, now let's take a look.
This time, the Macho Man has not been reinstated.
However, I'm of the opinion that President Jack Cunningham of the World Wrestling Federation
on Wednesday night at the Survivor Series will come to his senses so Randy Savage can
join my guest at this time, the Big Boss Man.
Put that phone down, Bobby Hayden.
I got time to make a call.
Oh, you don't.
Come on.
We're broadcasting now.
Give me 80 cents.
It's not 80 cents.
It's 79 cents.
Oh, I could leave a tip.
And he's going to be joined by the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Fox and Animal.
The Legion of Doom.
They look ready, don't they?
They certainly do.
Who will be teaming up with those three?
Or will it be three on four?
All right, gentlemen, we're down to hours and minutes.
We're looking forward to Thanksgiving Eve, Big Boss Man.
Opponents for the three of you as it stands right now, the IRS, the National Disasters,
and Captain Jake the Snake, Robbie.
Well, I want you to take a real good look because you're looking at three men who believe
in law, order, and justice.
And every time we step in that ring, we're fighting for every man, woman, and child in
this country that believe in law, order, and justice.
Just as you saw in that ring is Earthquake, Typhoon, IRS, and Jake the Snake, Robert,
all four tried to jump me.
But Animal and Hawk watched my back just as I watched theirs.
And without a doubt, whether it be three on three, three on four, four on four, it doesn't
matter because Hawk, Animal, and the Big Boss Man can kick your butt any given time.
Well, me, gee, there ain't no doubt in our minds.
After all, the people here in the World Wrestling Federation around the country saw what a man
you were, Jack Roberts.
Let the 14-foot King Cumber attack Randy Savage.
Attorney, you had better let him be our partner.
But if you don't, there ain't nothing better.
The only thing to do to Hawk, the Animal, and the Big Boss Man, like, that better than
to kick your stupid butt.
All right, as we get down to Wednesday Night Thanksgiving Eve Hawk, as they say, we're
getting down to the real nitty-gritty.
Well, you know, there's an easy way out of everything.
Now, for those gentlemen, I think an easy way would be SHC.
Wait a minute.
SHC.
What does that mean?
Spontaneous human combustion.
Because, gee, it's a lot easier just to self-burn up than it is to get the bile kicked out of
your bladder and your bicuspids kicked down your throat.
Bile and bicuspids.
Goodbye.
You know who should referee this match?
Oh, Quincy.
We'll be back with more Survivor Series Showdown.
They're ready.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, after seeing that disgusting incident, I have tremendously
confident that President Jack Tunney of the World Wrestling Federation will indeed reinstate
the Macho Man for this Wednesday Night at the Survivor Series to join the Legion of
Doom and the Big Boss Man to face Erwin R. Seister, IRS, Earthquake, Typhoon, the
Naturalist Bastards, and their captain joining us at this time, Jake the Snake Rubber.
Trust me.
Trust him.
I do.
How can you not trust him?
You don't know what he'll do.
Probably the most dangerous human being walking the face of the Earth.
I got to trust him.
I believe he snapped.
I don't know that he, I think he really meant to do what he did.
But nonetheless, I think he snapped.
He's sick.
He's got his bag with him.
Jake Roberts, please leave that snake in the bag.
Say it again.
Say please one more time.
Please leave the snake in the bag.
Maybe I will.
Maybe I won't.
Trust me, Oakland.
If it does come out, there will be a reason.
You're talking about Jack Tunney reinstating Randy Savage.
Those phone lines are burning up.
You think for one minute that Jack Tunney wants it on his conscience that he's the
man that stuck the gun to Randy Savage's head and pulled the trigger?
I don't think so.
Tunney doesn't want to be faulted for that.
And do you think for one moment that Randy Savage, deep down in his heart, really
wants to get into the ring with me after what has happened to him?
Uh-uh.
Not at all.
No.
No, he doesn't.
That's a lie.
You see, Randy Savage will stand out here and tell you, I want you, Jake, to snake
Roberts.
But you're a liar, Randy Savage.
You're a gutless liar that hides behind the skirt of a woman.
Tell him.
You know and I know Elizabeth wears the pants around your house.
Not you.
Now, if you do show up at the Survivor Series, then it's not my fault what happens.
I mean, after what you've just been through, the miracle of modern medicine may have
saved you once.
But brother, not everybody has nine lives, especially you.
Now, we talking about legal things with him being reinstated, I went to the legal
man.
Let him tell you what he knows.
IRS, let me explain something to everyone.
I have had this contract reviewed by the finest attorneys in Washington, D.C.
And this is a binding contract, one that cannot be changed.
That means in Survivor Series, it will be four on three.
And a tax cheat like you, boss man, with your cheating ways, can't even get it changed.
He'd know.
Now, we have the legal part of this thing taken care of.
Now, let's get to the real meat of the situation.
That being the Legion of Dummies, you boys might have grew up in a neighborhood where
you were big men.
But I guess the neighborhood I grew up in just had a lot bigger men.
What about it?
Typhoon.
It's like James says, they're big men in their neighborhood.
Where we come from, we are the neighborhood.
Earthquake.
Legion of Doom, you seem to want some of the natural disasters.
Come and get us at Survivor.
And you, Randy Savage, you don't want any of Jake Roberts.
So, Jake, we're going to share everybody with you.
You'll get a piece of everybody at the Survivor Series.
Gentlemen, let me point out one thing.
I have been assured that whether as a participant or just as an onlooker, this Wednesday night,
the Macho Man will be at the Survivor Series.
Well, what do you know about that?
It's the first time I've heard about that.
Me too.
Positive.
He'd bet your life on that, wouldn't you?
He'd be dead in the morning if he did.
Let me tell you this.
If he does show up on Thanksgiving Eve, then Elizabeth, he won't be home for Christmas,
maybe.
Trust me.
A dastardly thing to say, but a dastardly thing to do.
Jake the Snake Roberts leading his team into the Survivor Series.
We'll have more on the Macho Man's reinstatement when we return.
You know, Bobby, he and a lot of people would like to have seen that snake gnawing on your
arm or another portion of your anatomy.
What do you mean me?
I don't bother anybody.
I don't do a thing wrong.
No?
Introducing first the challenger, making her company to the ring.
Now look at the bombshell.
Watch her.
Take a look at Sensational Sherry.
I don't see her.
I saw her earlier.
Wow!
That's my centerfold, pal.
How many pages are there in your book?
Doesn't matter.
Is she something?
She's something.
I'm not too sure what, but she's something.
And Dinah's talking about copying her makeup.
Oh, really?
She's beautiful.
In your eyes only.
I saw that movie.
Oh, I thought you were talking about something else.
A million dollar man wants his championship back, and I don't believe he's going to get
it.
He has been trying since SummerSlam to no avail.
What makes him big tonight?
He will regain his million dollar belt with his money you never know what he's up to.
He's going to have to pay for all those other diamonds that DiBiase paid for when he had
that belt made.
That's a pay-per-view spectator.
They're teaming up with a lot of good friends.
Routy, Roddy, Piper, the captain, the hitman hard Intercontinental Champion, and the British
Bulldog.
You know where they're going against McMan?
The Warlord, the Mountain, a million dollar man.
I'll go ahead and say it.
The Warlord.
The Mountie.
The Million Dollar Man.
Ted DiBiase.
And hold on here, Chair.
The real heavyweight champion of the world, Ric Flair.
And in the corner will be the executive consultant, Mr. Perfect.
A long rep, I would suspect.
Centational Sherry.
And perhaps, Jimmy Hart.
And perhaps, who, well, Harvey, oh, Harvey, remember him, Harvey Whippleman, our secret
weapon, a secret weapon, you never know, trust me, just keeps you loose, Jake told me that's
a good motto to have in life.
Virgil versus the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase.
You will recall, it was Virgil who was in the employ of Ted DiBiase.
And all the humiliating things DiBiase put Virgil through.
That's what he had it made, all he had to do was keep his mouth shut, get his paycheck,
and not bother anybody.
See, Piper got a hold of him and tried to help this man think.
But Virgil can't think.
Wait a minute, he can't think.
He's the Million Dollar Champion.
Well, don't tell me he can't.
Right.
That's because Piper put him up to it and saw a little courage in the man and a little
intense little fortitude.
But as time goes on, DiBiase, DiBiase taught him everything he knows, right?
But he didn't teach him everything DiBiase knows.
Over and out, right back end, nice flip, fly back Roger, coming right back, nice hip
toss by Roger.
Way to go.
You can be the smartest person in the world.
Take down, hip toss.
You can be the toughest person in the world.
One, two, three, yes.
But if you got a million bucks, McMahon, you can buy those smart people and those tough
people.
You can get the job done.
Well, DiBiase has a lot of money.
Here, you can't buy the fans, money talks and Virgil wants the championship belt and
he's very likely to walk out of the ring.
Well, he has been lucky, I'll admit that.
DiBiase, master technician, taking over on Virgil, clothesline misses, Virgil, small
packets, one, two, that gets him in three, yes.
No, no, no, no, no.
What is it, what is it, ref?
That's just about as close as you could get.
I thought for sure that was a three count.
See, that shows DiBiase's experience.
He knew where he was, he knew how to kick out, he knew when to kill, and he got lucky.
He was lucky, but he still knew what he was doing.
Virgil was lucky.
We will, we will, we will, man.
We will, we will.
The bulldog will join Virgil, and to compete, as you stated earlier on, against Rick Flair,
the alleged real world champion, this team, the Mountie, the world organ, DiBiase himself,
who is unquestionably having his problems at the moment.
And don't forget, it's gonna be Hulk Hogan's greatest challenge.
That is for sure.
for sure, the Hulkster versus the Undertaker.
Wait a minute, he's got, he has a tight, TBS he has a tight.
That's okay, that's okay, that's okay, that's Virgil, you can do that.
It doesn't matter how you beat Virgil as long as you beat him.
That's the rules.
Bobby Heenan, you have no ethics at all, no morals.
Sure I do.
The woman at the bank in Beverly Hills, when I give her my check, she says thank you Mr. Heenan.
That's all that counts.
That's not all that counts, maybe in your buck.
Standing side headlock by Virgil.
DiBiase trying to escape, backing Virgil to the corner.
Rough reaction for the clean break, good luck.
Waffle him, waffle him, come on.
Drive it in there, drive it in there.
Come on, let him out.
Oh, what a shot.
Virgil for the ride, no reversal.
DiBiase for the rock.
Coming in and unfortunately, DiBiase landing the elbow.
Crafty maneuver on the part of the former million dollar champion.
To the outside Virgil.
What's he trying to do there?
He can't win the match that way.
I think he's sending a message to Virgil.
Championship rule off, come on.
Three points through the uprights.
Scratch him.
You don't know what Virgil said to her out there.
He didn't say anything.
Wait a minute, being gouged by a high heel.
DiBiase going to the outside.
Come on ref, get a hold of that.
Get a hold of the match.
Maintain some order.
We'll be back as the match resumes in the ring.
Get him Sherry, get him.
Rare back in the action.
Continuing on the outside, finally Virgil thrown back in.
DiBiase knows what he's doing.
He can't beat him on the floor.
He's got to beat him in that ring.
He threw him out there just to give him a little message.
And by the way, championship rules will apply here in this matchup.
DiBiase cannot win the bout with a disqualification or with a count off.
He has to pin the shoulders of Virgil in order to recapture the million dollar bout.
And I don't think he's going to do it.
Well, I'm pretty sure during that break I heard Virgil say, I'm sorry.
Give me my job back.
I made a mistake Mr. DiBiase.
Quit kicking me like a dog.
Please, please.
Are you sure that wasn't Sherry?
Of course I'm sure.
Virgil now.
The clutch is off.
Looks like Virgil's going to go for the ride.
Help he goes.
Suplex.
DiBiase for the cover.
Hooks the leg.
Gets it to it.
Almost a count off.
Come on ref.
He's going faster.
No choke.
Legal side headlock.
Looks like DiBiase is pulling the hair out.
I don't want his ears.
Oh God.
Looked at him a moment ago.
You could reach up his ass with both hands and pull hair.
I don't know about that.
Looks like a two car garage.
Virgil.
Hanging in there.
He's got some flight left in him.
Virgil.
Despite being choked down.
Virgil back up.
Top wrist lock.
What's going to happen?
Elbow striking.
Virgil out the rope.
Uh oh.
Knee lift to the midsection.
DiBiase smiling.
Put him to sleep.
Million dollar dream Teddy.
Slapping on him.
And it's all yours.
Ted DiBiase.
Oh come on.
Right on the chest.
Ted DiBiase wants the million dollar belt back.
Cover.
One.
Two.
Oh ref.
Come on.
Very close.
Sherry's getting mad.
Somebody's going to suffer.
Virgil still hanging on.
Despite being attacked on the outside by DiBiase.
And earlier on blatantly by Sherry yourself.
Both against Survivor Series.
His partners are Brett Hunt.
The British Bulldog.
And Roddy Roddy Piper.
And you can bet none of that chicanery is going to be going on around ringside.
Not with that team.
Thanksgiving Eve.
Boy, pay-per-view is going to be something.
Oh look at this.
Oh he missed by a mile.
You can sit in the living room with a den.
Watch this on pay-per-view like.
And Connie and Ann Held and all the other men balls are making those pies.
And sweet potatoes and all that other stuff that doesn't taste well.
Virgil connected.
That's the way to go.
Virgil.
A shot to the throat.
One upstairs now.
To the side of the head.
He goes left jump.
Oh nice right hand.
Come on Tad.
Get on your feet.
Check them cobwebs.
You know where you are.
Virgil getting it together.
The million dollar champion.
Virgil now taking it to DiBiase.
Yes downstairs.
Close line.
What a house on fire.
Virgil is a champion.
No question about it.
Here he comes.
Virgil's got new life.
Come on.
Get out.
Regroup.
Talk to Shane.
Virgil with DiBiase.
Moves in now.
Wait a minute.
Who's that?
Repo man.
What's he doing there?
Repo man is going to jump into the ring.
Put that down.
He's replaying the million dollar bet.
He's stealing it.
Virgil.
Virgil now in the repotting.
Repot.
Come on.
Oh no.
Repo man.
He's got the bell.
Look at Sherry.
The strategy.
The official.
Come on.
No.
Two.
No.
Three.
Yeah.
Money.
The million dollar bet comes back to where it belongs.
That's come to Beale Street for our Illinois Panthers.
The PMC.
We're losing.
So there are no calls for celebration.
I'll tell you.
I bet you everything.
The repo man.
Was on the payroll.
For KDBFC.
The million dollar man.
I told you.
But you couldn't keep my belt. Hey, I'm talking to you. Virtual's out cold. He needs some help down there
Never mess with the main dollar man
Now you're right back what you were when I found you
penniless
in a gutter
You know people are easier to stop when they're in catches
This is humiliating
To make a night deposit there this is absolutely humiliating Virgil is still unconscious
Watch that humiliation
I think he's got the belt report that must have been working for
There will be no celebration for flair and company on pay-per-view
My guest this week is going to be leading his troops into battle this Wednesday night at the Survivor Series
Joining him of course will be the Texas Tornado
The Matador Tito Santana
Please welcome Captain Hacksaw Jim Duggan
And just who will join
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
As his tag team partner
Along with the Texas Tornado
And the Matador
I already picked two people
You can't pick two people
Well he looks at one and picks another
You see? Wise guy
The end ball of course
Not out of action thanks to the Beverly Brothers earlier
Alright Hacksaw we know Jim the Anvil Night Heart is out of action for this Wednesday night
And I'm kind of curious who you've got for a replacement
Wait wait wait wait one minute Mr. Mean Gene
First off I'd like to take this opportunity
To introduce someone
A man who helped all Americans stand tall
A man who helped all Americans stand proud
A man who along with his team
Took on the Russians and beat them in the 1980 Winter Olympics at Lake Placid
I want to take this turn to introduce Herb Brooks
Hello
Herb Brooks
Among us capacity crowd there he is
Wait a minute Herb Brooks is not going to be your partner this Wednesday night
No no no question about it
But I just want to point out what a proud American looks like
Herb Brooks but also at the Survivor Series
Like you said my partners the Matador
Who Ole everybody is coming behind him
Along with the Texas Tornado
Who will come down to the ring like a wild wind
And Hacksaw, Jim Duggan
You folks know where I stand at
But I had to look hard and long
Here Herb
I'd like that
Shut up big mouth
But I had to look hard and long to find this man
And I found that man
It's a place that a lot of people wouldn't like to get into Survivor Series
But I found that man
And I know he's a tough man because I faced him in the ring
So I know what's in his heart
I know what's in his soul
And right now I'm proud to introduce to you
Our partner in the Survivor Series
Sergeant Slaughter
What!
How about that
Sergeant Slaughter
Keeping up with Hacksaw, Jim Duggan and company
Well that's going to make a difference
That is
You talk about a rugged individual
It won't get any more rugged than that
Gene, I'd like to take this time
Not only to welcome Sergeant Slaughter
To our team at the Survivor Series
But to make him the honorary flag bearer
And carry the flag of the United States of America
Alright Sergeant
It's going to be Skinner, Cardo Mustafa, Hercules
And the Berserker
For you and your team members
This Wednesday night at the Survivor Series
First off I'd like to say
What an honor it is to be standing here next to a great American
Like Hacksaw, Jim Duggan
And to be once again holding all glory high and proud
I'd also like to say
To Hacksaw, Jim Duggan
And to you, me Gene
That I pledge
Not only to you two
But to all the fans here
To my friends
My family
And to my country
That it's great to be back
And I think I finally got my country back
Man, from the sounds of things Sergeant
I've got to agree
And there's one thing I've been wanting to do for a long time
With everybody
And that's I pledge allegiance
To the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation under God
Indivisible with liberty and justice for all
USA!
There you have it
Hacksaw, Jim Duggan
The Texas Tournament of Nevada Tour
And Sarge teaming up for the Survivor Series
We'll be back
Alright folks, this Wednesday night at the Survivor Series
The British Bulldog
Brett the Hitman Heart
Virgil
And Captain Rowdy Rowdy Piper
Are going to be facing the foursome
Comprised of the Mounties
Once again the Million Dollar Man
Ted DiBiase
The Warlord
And captain of the team
Accompanied at this time
By his advisor Bobby the Brain Heenan
His executive consultant Mr. Perfect
I'm talking about the self-proclaimed
Real World Champion
Ric Flair
There he is in all his glory
The Elatch Real World Champion
Ric Flair
With his arms around
He'll put a tie on after all
What do you got to say now Regine?
Ric Flair
The weeks, the months
It's down to days, hours and minutes now
Oh, we know what it's down to
But let's make one thing very clear
When I came here
I surrounded myself
With the best
The greatest mind
In all of professional sports
Bobby the Brain
And now the greatest
Ring tech mission
Of all time
And he's given me advice
You can now refer to him
As Mr. Flair's personal
Executive consultant
I've heard him call other things Mr. Perfect
As everybody knows by now
All the people know in their minds
Hulkamania is on the downfall
Oh my goodness
There are other things to address
As I stand here this very minute
This man, this very second
Stands alone
As the wrestling champion of the world
By himself
And it gives me great pleasure
To stand here amongst great gentlemen
And athletes such as this group of people
It's perfect
Give me a break
Ted DiBiase, you picked up a little hardware recently
Survival, Mean Gene
Survival is what it's all about
And that's what you've got standing here on this podium
There's a whole lot of survivors
And as you can see tonight
Just a very short time ago
Who survived, Virgil?
Right here it is
Right back where I said it would be
Around my waist, on my shoulder
$1 million worth of gold and diamonds
A survivor
And I'm going to make a prediction
That at the Survivor Series coming up this Wednesday
You, Virgil, are going to be the first one to go
And I'm going to put you right back where I promised
On the street and penniless
You know, in all due respect, Ric Flair
I don't think I've ever seen Rowdy Roddy Piper and company
Quite want anything quite so bad
As they want victory this Wednesday night
What they want to do is save face
Look at the power of the Warlord
The cunning of the Mountie
The genius of the Million Dollar Man
The great Mr. Perfect and the real world champion
Wednesday night
By Flair
Virgil Lowe
The one for tonight
Come on down
What a matchup that's going to be
Don't miss the Tag Team Matchup
At the Survivor Series
Piper's team versus Flair's team
After consulting with the personal physician of the Macho Man, Randy Savage
I cannot in good conscience allow Randy Savage
To participate in the Survivor Series
With the tragic events of this past weekend still fresh in all our minds
I accept full responsibility for allowing such a potentially dangerous reptile at ringside
I will accept Jake Roberts' explanation at face value
That this was indeed an accident
And that he had been led to believe that his King Cobra had indeed been de-venomized by the lab
However, resting upon my shoulders is the welfare of everyone here in the World Wrestling Federation
Therefore, effective immediately the King Cobra and all reptiles are barred from ringside
In addition, after careful consultation with the Macho Man, Randy Savage, and his doctor
It is my decision that he be reinstated immediately
And that a match between Randy Savage and Jake Roberts be sanctioned at the earliest possible date
Which will be this coming Tuesday night in Texas
Never in my life have I seen anything quite so disgusting, quite so despicable
As a matter of fact, President Jack Tenney, it's a travesty
And I want to know what you're going to do about it
Gene, notwithstanding what actually occurred here this evening in the Gravis Challenge
The referee's decision is final
And cannot be challenged by me
However, it is well within my authority to order a rematch at the earliest possible date
Therefore, it is my decision that the Undertaker meet Hulk Hogan in a rematch for the World Wrestling Federation title
This Tuesday in Texas
Amen
And furthermore, I will physically be at ringside to ensure a fair and just outcome
The question is, will I bring a snake Tuesday in Texas?
Jack Tenney says I won't
Always played by the rules
All I've ever asked is that you tell me the rules
I give you my word that I will not bring that snake to the ring, Jack Tenney
I'll play by your rules
But you know the thing is, the snake in the bag is not the dangerous one
It's always been me from the very beginning
I have taken your souls and your emotions and milked you for all you were worth
Making you cry, making you laugh, making you happy, making you sad
Playing some little game with you, don't you understand that?
So the snake you have to worry about Tuesday in Texas is not the one in the bag
It's me, trust me
Trust you, Jake Roberts?
Your rules?
Like putting a snake in a box for a wedding present?
Like putting a 14-foot king cobra on my arm?
To take me out?
Now, yeah, but now, there's no snake at ringside
There's just you, the real snake
And they'll be there this Tuesday in Texas
To take you out
Trust me, trust me
This is the tag team
Well, I guess, Hot Roderick, there can be no doubt now which side of defense Sergeant Slaughter is really on
Well, I suppose if America can forgive me, I can forgive Sergeant Slaughter
Lord knows he's paid his dues, he's been the whooping boy long enough
And he did come out red, white, and blue
Good for you, Slaughter
And there you see leading away, carrying on going high for Odyssey
This is way too much with this Slaughter deal
He can come out, he can cry, he can moan
I didn't see you come up here
Well, I'm back, I'm sure why I was gone
You didn't have anything to say bad about me, Piper, did you?
I didn't have anything to say about you
If you've got something to say, make sure I'm here when you say it
Oh, absolutely so
I don't think Hot Roderick has a problem saying anything at all to you face to face
Mr. Piper?
I've seen him in the past, I know
Hot Rod, sit down
Sergeant Slaughter in this quirk circle
Front and center, stepping over to look for a line
And Huxlaut Jim Duggan
Great big ol' Americana persona five
If Sergeant was gonna pick a tag team partner
He picked the toughest tag team partner he could find
Jim Duggan don't back up from nobody
You know, Duggan, he thinks he has two partners out there
He's got double vision there, you know, with them eyes crisscrossing each other
I guess that's supposed to be a funny
Yeah, yeah
Well, there's not gonna be anything funny at all about this Tuesday night in Texas
The pay-per-view spectacular is gonna be zooming down right at ya
From San Antonio, what with the reinstatement
How about Joe Mann, Randy Savage, meeting Jake the Snake Roberts
With the Snake Band from ringside
History, and of course, Hulk Hogan
Could very well once again be World Wrestling Federation champion
If he can defeat The Undertaker
When, when, power of positive thinking
T-8 for Texas, Tuesdays at night for a fight
I know Hulkster can do it
What you don't understand is that that doesn't even really matter
If you think Hogan can do it or not
Ric Flair is the real world champion, not Hulk Hogan
You're saying it's not important?
Make your plans to be in attendance if you haven't done so as of yet
For the Madison Square Garden WWF card tonight beginning at 8pm
The big boss man will be IRS
Other matches include the Mountie trying to gain the intercontinental title
From Brent Hitman-Hart
And the former WWF champion Hulk Hogan
One on one with Ric Flair
Tonight it happens in Madison Square Garden
Slaughter all over the opposition
Perez coming in now and he's getting much more of the same
One thing nice about having slaughter with Duggan
When he does explode that wrap
It's nice that that wrap goes where it has to
On the opponent because I'll tell you Sergeant Slaughter can tear out some air
And the back body drive
What a combination
Sergeant Slaughter hacksawed Jim Dove and you're going to rough it up a little bit
Those are two guys that can do it
Oh, I guess so
We're down
We're set
And...
Nothing like a two on one, huh?
Well, I don't know about that
An easy three count
Where's the referee?
He's the guy in the blue shirt with the blue tie
Where was he?
Who is that?
That's Jamison
Jamison, did you see him?
Another Scotchman, huh?
Jamison is it
I can't believe Jamison is a ringside
Jamison along with his capacity crowd
Witnessing
Hacksawed Jim Duggan and Sergeant Slaughter together
As a tag team
Let's go back to the replay
Here you see it
Two on one
Even though he gets a devastating clothesline
Hacksawed does
It's two on one
I'm not going for it
Look at that Slaughter
Talk about the official
What about the officiating last Wednesday night?
Let's take you now to the Undertaker
Oh, Kogan
Oh, yes
Oh, Kogan
As far as we're concerned
Jack Comania died in Detroit, Michigan
Oh, normally in a funeral service
The body is buried the next day sometimes
But we're going to hold you, Hulk Hogan
We're going to hold you over to this Tuesday night in Texas
For the death of me
I can't understand why
Jack Tunney would order a re-natch
But oh, we'll disembowel your bluing flesh
We'll disembowel Hulkamania
Oh, yes
Hogan
You're a defeated man
And now
Now I come for what I want
I want the soul of the immortal Hulk Hogan
To rest here
For all of eternity
You know something, Hulkamaniacs
Nothing has changed in our world, man
But you know, sometimes it takes a tragedy
Like the one that just happened in Detroit
To wake the rest of the world up to what we're all about
Well, rest of the world
Me and my little Hulkamaniacs
Still believe in the training, the prayers, the vitamins
Turning negatives into positives and believing in ourselves
Just because The Undertaker and Paul Bearer
Got a one, two, three on Hulk Hogan
And all my little Hulkamaniacs in Detroit
Via Ric Flair, thanks Ric Flair
Nothing's changed in our world, man
We're used to having a dark cloud over our head
We're used to having the non-believers around us
That's what makes us tick, man
But as far as you Undertaker and Paul Bearer
Killing Hulkamania, burying my soul
And wiping out all the little Hulkamaniacs
Well, this Tuesday in San Antonio
Jack Tunney ordered a rematch, thank God
And you guys are gonna get a reality check, man
Because the heart of the holster still beats like a lion
I made a deal a long time ago with my soul
With the big man upstairs
That's already his
And as far as you guys
Walking away with a WWF title to some cemetery man
Using it as a tombstone
That's not gonna happen
If I don't beat you in San Antonio, brother
You might as well bury me along with all my Hulkamaniacs
But in my worst nightmare
As I think about the scalpel
Stretching and ripping my sternum apart
As my heart is still beating in my chest
And it's Paul Bearer and The Undertaker
Digging inside my body to find my soul
All you would find would be millions of little holsters
That you'd have to fight night after night after night
Hulkamania's immortal, my soul's immortal
And what you're gonna do, Undertaker, in San Antonio
When I bury you?
The following tag team contest
Take a look, brain jam packed here this week
Well, wrestling federation's in town, I'm here
Here are Barry Horowitz
And his partner, Dwayne Gill
Well, Barry Horowitz with a little cut on the back there
For himself, of course
The New Foundation
Catchy handle
And his partner, Jim The Anvil Nightheart
The New Foundation
Oh, and Harvey Brother, one of the many brothers of the Hitman
Bret Hart
He has a heck of a reputation
He's very agile, he's very quick
He's strong, he's smart, he knows what he's doing in that ring
That's the bio I get on him
You know, the Anvil set, brain, and he was gonna do this
Remember, not too long ago
He got clobbered by the Beverly Brothers
But I talked to the Beverly Brothers
And I asked him why they did that
They did that because the door was open
And it had a chance to
No, they did it because Nightheart made a gesture
And he said something that they didn't like
They did not
That's what they told me, they wouldn't lie to me
Bullies
If you remember correctly, Nightheart was already hurt
At the hands of Ric Flair
That's right
Yeah
But he thought he could get a cheap shot
And he figured
You mean the Beverly's got thought they could get a cheap shot
Nightheart figured, they won't do nothing to me, I'm hurt
Oh, he's wrong
Well, now they're gonna have to pay, and pay dearly
No!
The Wooster Centrum will have the WWF back
On Sunday night, the 29th of December
It's going to be a great evening
Stars on the card include
The Intercontinental Champion, Bret Hitman Hart
Repo Man makes his debut in Wooster
And of course, as we mentioned earlier, a return bout
Rowdy Roddy Piper, one-on-one
With Ric Flair, Sunday night, December 29th
At the Wooster Centrum
Well, you won't be seeing too many of those moves
This Tuesday, in Texas
As the Mantra Man will more likely try to tear apart
And dismember Jake The Snake Roberts
I don't think he cares about arm-dragging him
Or trying to maybe knock him
Look at that
Wow!
This guy's impressive
I told you
I know you told me, but I can't always believe you
Well, like I was saying before, you saw Rudely in a row
Before you so rudely interrupted me
Jake The Snake and Mantra Man are not going to go out there
And compare wrestling moves
Whoa!
High-cross body eliminates all the competition
You're saying, wait a minute, Apple
Stay in there, though
Don't you pile on
Well, you'll crack the cement
It is going to be something else this coming Tuesday
In Texas
The pay-per-view bargain of the year
Hulkster with a chance to get his title back
And Undertaker could have one of the shortest reigns
In the history of the WWF as champion
You know, you're right about that
A lot could happen here
History could be made
Then again, Hulkamania could be over once and for all
Now we're going to get some further insight into that
Following this match is
We're going to have a few words from Mr. Undertaker
The WWF champion
The champ, yes
Not the real world champion
Well, who is?
Ric Flair
There he is
Whoo!
Has a nice ring to it, don't it?
Shut up!
He started this whole controversy
You know that, don't you?
You know what I'm really concerned with
Is you know the sick mind
And the devious mind of
Jake The Snake Roberts
Now, how do you think
You know, Savage isn't preparing for this match
He just wants that time to happen
He just wants Tuesday to be here
He wants to hear that bell
He wants to see that ring
He wants to get in there
How do you think Jake The Snake is getting ready?
What could he be coming?
Panic King
He can't walk in there with his King Cobra, can he?
That's right
But you know Jake The Snake
He could have a lion with him or a leopard
Yeah
You don't know what this man's going to come up with
I know Jake The Snake
And I've got a sneaky suspicion
That Jake The Snake is going to get his clock cleaned in Texas
No, I don't think so
I don't think he would have signed for a match like this
Knowing that he didn't have a backup
Look at this
Beautiful move here
Oh no
These guys got some nice continuity
How long have they been a team?
Well, quite some time I understand, Brian
Whoa!
His posters, they grew up
In a wrestling family
Both of them
And now joining forces
They are the new foundation
Foundation
She likes him
I like him
She likes him, either
Let's go back and take a look
Watch this move
He's up on his...
Wait a minute, no
He's down on...
He's over on his...
Will you be serious?
I can't keep up with the action he's doing so much
Double bowling for dollars right there
Picked up a 7-10 split
Look at this, all the way across that ring
The new foundation
Impressive to say the least right now
Oh yeah
It's Tuesday in Texas
Once again
Elizabeth and I will walk down that aisle to our destinies
This time
I will control the reception
Roberts, your most important weapon
He has been removed from your arsenal
Your snake is barred from rinseout
Now
My focus can be on the real snake
Now the macho man in Elizabeth's honor will be restored
This Tuesday night
In Texas
Ooh
Yeah
Maybe you can tell me why I feel this way
Is it because Jack Tunney reinstated Randy Savage?
No, that's not it
Is it because Jack Tunney has borrowed the snake from coming back to the ring?
I can't take you down the aisle no more
Maybe that's it
So Savage, I'll tell you something
You wanna play something right, man?
You wanna play something real?
Then you get real close and listen
You bring Elizabeth to the ring to watch what you're gonna do to me
Think about this
When you look down at your wife
After I've done what I'm gonna do
What are you gonna do?
Wake her up
Princes, the glass slipper doesn't fit
This time