for you and your family.
Welcome to the civic center here
in Huntington West Virginia a
challenge match here this week
in prime time wrestling in New
York yes and the bully he
really is going to have his
work cut out with this fellow
because he's of a similar
vein.
He wanted this match the bully
asked for it and was granted.
He might get it.
He's asked for it all right.
I hope they'll beat each other
to a pulp.
Yes.
What would you call that hat
that headpiece that he wears
there.
The fedora.
Yes.
In England they call that a
bowler.
A bowler.
Goodness.
But I don't think it's from
England.
I don't think so either.
I don't think so.
They do have a lot of strange
things going on.
I was concerned himself to be a
bully.
And now he's in there with the
bully.
He's in there with a bigger
bully to tell the truth.
I would imagine that the the
bullies got him outweighed by
15 to 20 pounds.
At least.
Yes.
And he also has to deal with
Harvey Whippleman on the
outside.
So a couple of strikes against
you right there.
Absolutely.
Let's not take it away from
Davis.
So he really sometimes is like
Danny Davis.
I'm not kidding you Lord.
Yes he's a brilliant fellow
sometimes.
Well I wouldn't go that far.
Brilliant.
Excuse me.
Side headlock by the brawler
trying to gain an edge early on
in this one.
Well he won't stay in this too
long.
Hold on though the brawler
rather crude effort.
There are some sort of a side
track that brawler has the
distinction of being a graduate
of the Terry Garment Pat
Patterson School of Wrestling.
Yes.
Of self-defense I should say.
Yes he's told him to look
behind himself there and sort of
always keep an eye over his
shoulder.
He misplays with classes though.
He probably wasn't older even
when he was at the classes.
But the brawler has put up some
good efforts.
He's been in against some of
the toughest men in the
World Wrestling Federation and
really acquitted himself quite
well.
He doesn't seem to be fairing
too good against the bully.
Elbow finds the mark.
Right in the eye.
Brawler has well turned it
around but ducked underneath in
the clothesline.
Sort of a glancing blow by the
brawler.
Yes I think he was a little
worried about there might be
some response there from bully
but bully.
He was so slow.
Neck breaker was executed
fairly well by the brawler.
What did a bully push him out.
Whippleman obviously concerned.
He should be with a kisser like
that.
A lot of power being shown by
the bully.
His moves aren't exactly precise
at the moment.
He's just a little bit off the
mark with some of them.
Even so he seems to be
telling against the ball and the
ball.
This is just a flurry by the
ball.
Wow.
Just rip his eyes along that top
rope.
I didn't.
Brawler has been the bully so
far in this one.
Yes.
But I think the bully himself
has been just storing his
strength up waiting for this.
It appeared to me that he was
just luring.
Well the match is going just
the way I wanted it to go.
Both guys beating each other
up.
How blatant choke hold.
There's a nice stroke out there
right in front of the referee.
I think they shouldn't even have
a referee in this type of
match.
Put the referee on the outside.
These two guys got a
difference of opinion.
Let them straighten it out and
just take the referee out of
there.
And whoever walks out of there
in one piece that's the winner.
Yes let them guard it.
Nearly got the habit.
Brawler I'm really surprised
that he's made one or two nice
moves against the boy.
He's he's sort of running in
flashes gorilla.
Sometimes he's very good
sometimes he's very good.
Both men on the outside right
now.
Whippleman disappeared out of
the picture.
They're in a hurry walk.
That'll cost them a few dollars.
Rams his head right into the
steel barricade.
And the bully really showing us
off.
Bail out of there in a hurry.
I don't blame her.
Count going on here by the
referee.
A relentless count.
The bully is down.
I can't really see what has
happened to the bully.
Both of them trying to get back
in there to beat the count.
But look at this.
The bully just scooped the
brawler and threw him back in.
The brawler might have beaten
the count.
What a shakeup this would be.
Let's get the official word from
Mike.
Here is your winner by the way
on the count out.
The Brooklyn Brawler.
Is that going to be hard to
explain in the record books.
Well you won't see what actually
happened in the record books
because the bully was on the
apron and thought he was throwing
the brawler out of the ring.
In fact he threw him inside the
ring and that way enabled a
victory for the brawler.
Well yes we know who this is.
Take out good luck.
Mustafa led to the ring by
General Abdon.
You're going to show us what.
Something's up on the piece of
trash.
I know but one thing I think you
can kind of be thankful for is
that at least you got your
hearing before Jack Toney and
not before Colonel Mustafa.
It's a little better when the
bottom line's still got tonight.
I understand that but I would
think Jack Toney considerably
more sympathetic than Colonel
Mustafa would be.
It's a personal thing.
Now Jake the snake the word from
said justice and just several
weeks ago you saw what Jake the
snake Roberts pulled out of the
back of King Cobra.
I think that justice would like
to see that justice is served
everywhere.
Certainly as it relates to Jake
the snake Roberts.
But then again we make reference
to the king Cobra not
withstanding the
extraordinary rustling skill of
one Jake the snake Roberts.
Oh I've done just spit on him
coming in from behind.
I'm gonna stop by every go on
said justice justice just
staring at it.
Take another shot to the chest
reparse on now to the road.
Most often coming up to the
midsection.
Wait a minute.
He's stepping down between the
knees.
One two three.
Coming in from behind attacking
said justice justice justice.
Oh he's going to reach his head
right off.
I think the snake is going to
survive.
Check it out Jake.
This is a big man doing big
things in the World Wrestling
Federation.
Powerbomb one and powerbomb
two.
And powerbomb three could very
well be Jake the snake Roberts.
You know no one believed me Rick
when I said that the real
world champion Rick Flair would
be coming to the World
Wrestling Federation.
You know for a fact Piper
didn't believe it because he
spit on the belt.
Well Piper I told everyone the
first time I saw you whap I
slapped you and I did.
You know and Hulk Hogan you're
a great champion.
Matter of fact you're the
World Wrestling Federation
champion but you're not the
real world champion.
Hogan you've got nothing I
want and in the Survivor
Series the Undertaker is going
to bury you.
I just want to beat you.
Survivor Series I want you
out there to take a good look
at this winning team because
this is the team that's going
to shock the world.
Every man on this team knows
what he has to do.
You British Bulldogs are going
to feel the power and strength
that I possess and I'll take a
bite right out of you.
Fred Virgil I didn't become a
wealthy man by being stupid or
associating with losers and
pound for pound man for man we
got the classiest team going and
you are going to find out in a
very very near future just what
it's all about.
Sign that belt up boy.
After Survivor Series it's
going to be one question asked
by all.
What's causing all that?
I'll tell you what's causing
it.
The greatest wrestling team
put together of all time.
Piper the word is you're
looking for a way out.
Well the only way out will be
courtesy of the four of us.
You can run but you can't hide
Survivor Series.
Learn to love it.
It's the best thing going
today.
The only thing I want
gentlemen I want you to give me
breath to hit my heart.
You're going to see why they
call you a hit man.
You got it.
Here we come.
Yeah boy.
Big boss man as you can see
IRS is no idiot.
Look at the team that I've
assembled myself with and it's
just for one cause to get at you
alone boss man.
You know Legion of Doom.
Boss man Sid Justice you guys
have as much chance of
surviving as a Thanksgiving
turkey.
Speaking of turkeys Sid
Justice my oh my how does it
feel knowing that somebody
used you fooled you for the
fool that you truly are.
Do you think it's going to get
any better than Survivor
Series.
No it's not.
It's just going to get a lot
worse.
Trust me.
Survivor Series will be you
Jake Roberts would be Diablo
would be the Undertaker.
Who will you bring.
What will you bring in that
bag.
I don't care.
Just as long as I get the
chance to put my hands around
it.
I'm just thinking to maybe
snap for nothing now.
This IRS you.
I know you got problems with
natural disasters.
I know you got problems with
Jake the Snake Robbers but I'm
going to ask you a favor.
Leave IRS to me.
He's questioning my character
and nobody but nobody
questions the big boss man's
character.
We're going to kick some butt.
You can count on it.
Everybody's got problems here.
What you're looking at here are
the problem solvers.
We need to take care of
business.
You IRS.
You're going to get your butt
kicked and you Roberts for being
a deceit is going to get your
little snake behind beat up and
you disasters are going down by
the yellow.
You know something you're
minus of a leaky faucet the way
you yap.
You're always dripping at the
mouth where you can forget about
it.
Survival Series.
What.
We go from intensity to this.
You pay attention.
Welcome.
Welcome once again.
And to my funeral parlors.
Paul Cogan.
I want you to take a very good
look.
Oh yes.
A very good look at the casting.
Prepared just for you.
It's so beautiful.
I'm going to make you look so
good at the survival series.
I'm going to cover up all the
scars.
And my undertaker will stuff
you inside the casket that you
see before me.
There's only one man that can
survive lying inside a casket
and that my friend is my
undertaker.
Oh my goodness.
There he is.
Take a good look Paul Cogan.
This is your gravest challenge.
Your gravest challenge at the
Survivor Series.
Paul Cogan.
Not only will I take your World
Wrestling Federation
Championship.
But I'll take what is most dear
to all of mankind.
Paul Cogan at Survivor Series.
I will take your soul and leave
your then rotting flesh to Mr.
Paul Barrow.
Oh yes Paul Cogan.
You'll lay in state right here.
Rest in peace.
Survivor Series.
I guess you might say that.
What I'll tell you said justice
is this.
If this devil gets a hold of you
brother you don't come back.
Legion of Doom you've got
a team but look at the team
that the natural disasters are
on.
We will survive.
You have about as much survival
chance as a holiday turkey.
And big boss man you're a
dangerous man.
You're a tax cheat and a
criminal with a badge.
You're going down.
So if you guys think for one
second that you've got any type
of prayer that's going to save
you from this.
You're sadly mistaken because
in the Survivor Series.
We will take no prisoners man.
We will give them to the devil
himself.
Rick Blair.
You gobbly gooker looking
feather wearing freak survival
brother.
I've been surviving here for
nine years.
You've got one low hello hello.
You've got seven years survival.
You've been playing triple A for
too long.
And as for DiBiase.
Wait wait wait wait wait.
DiBiase you can run.
But you sure can't hide.
I'm going to hunt you down like
rain.
Lemonade you.
You big fat ugly turkey.
Yes.
And as for the Warlord.
Warlord.
The British Bulldog is going to
show you what strength is all
about.
Muscle versus muscle.
It's survival time Warlord.
Over the tough survive.
And the Mountie.
Nobody forgot the Mountie.
He likes to think he walks tall
and carries a big stick.
But when you step in the ring
with this keep it's not going to
be a survival series.
Right guys.
Yes.
Because we're a team that drive
to survive.
And you'll find when you carry a
big stick you don't have to walk
so soft.
You know something Hulkamaniacs.
Some people around the world act
like this is the first time I've
had people get down on the
holster.
For eight long years I've watched
them come and go dudes.
I've heard them say Hulkamania is
dead.
Hulkamania is going to die.
Oh yeah.
In the survivor series.
This is the greatest challenge
we've ever had to face.
But we've seen the casket.
I've had the spies out since day
one brothers.
And you know something with me
and all my Hulkamaniacs
Undertaker you and Paul Bearer
would have to dig a hole the
size of a football field brother
because to beat Hulk Hogan the
grave would have to be so big.
There are so many Hulkamaniacs
in that casket brother that
won't get the job done.
So when you step in the ring
with a light with the truth with
the life of Hulkamania brother
you're going to realize it was
more than you bargained for.
And what you're going to do when
Hulk Hogan my Hulkamaniacs in
the largest arms in the world
bury you Undertaker.
Well this is the one we've been
waiting for all week long a
non-title matchup.
What the heck does Jimmy Hart
have in his arms?
Breakfast from jail.
I don't think so.
Wild guess.
Roll those on.
Whatever it is.
The Mountain.
Unquestionably one if not the
most unpopular buster I think
you have to say.
The most.
I mean the guy is a.
From a gut wrenching.
Yeah.
Let me help you out here.
Jake the Snake is the worst.
Well all right.
Jake may be the worst.
I'm not sure.
Check this out.
Did you see Jimmy Hart slip
that thing under the ring there?
Maybe you guys can't see it from
where you sit.
Well I don't know but right now
we're taking a look at this.
What a matchup this is going to
be the Hitman Bret Hart against
the Mountain.
Pink and pink.
A pink and black attack.
Hitman Bret Hart going full
well.
But he's up against an individual
who pulled out all the stops.
Even though this is a nine title
match of importance it's big
time in the World Wrestling
Federation.
No doubt all of the emphasis is
on the mountain.
In fact the mountain can beat
the Hitman.
You'll be the number one
contender for the
Intercontinental Championship.
It shows you the courage of the
Hitman though.
He doesn't have to give a non
title match.
The Hitman takes on all
challenges at all times but he
don't care.
He takes them all.
He says for the title not for
the title.
I don't care.
I can beat you.
Well if you have the skills of
the Hitman Bret Hart then
perhaps everyone will be a
little more confident.
Wait a minute.
There we go.
You might be seeing things
through the Hitman's eyes.
That's great vision she has.
So cute.
Now let's see what kind of
vision the Hitman is going to
have here against the Mountie.
The Mountie steps out of the
ring.
No no you've got to be in the
ring to win.
Just take your time.
Keep your shirt on referee.
Keep your shirt on.
You're nothing Bret Hart.
What's going on guys?
I don't know.
But if the referee should start
a take down.
What's going on?
Hey.
Greaseball.
I don't like that.
I mean I know why this is not a
championship match.
So the lead.
Because he doesn't deserve a
title shot.
That's right.
But what I want is a title shot
shot.
That's right.
But what I want you to do.
I want you to tell everybody out
here.
All these beautiful hillbillies.
Now you just shut up a minute.
I want you to tell all these
hillbillies why.
This is not a title match.
We know why it's not a title
match.
Mr. Mountie.
Everyone in this arena knows why
this is not a title match Mr.
Mountie.
Everybody but you.
I know why this is not a title
match.
I want you to come down here and
tell everybody why this is not a
title match.
Oh no.
Wait a minute.
He changes his mind a lot.
Is it because you're a little
yellow.
Wait a minute.
Is it maybe because you're a
gutless coward.
Oh wait a minute.
None of the above.
Come on.
Now you tell everybody here why
this is not a championship match.
I think the Hitman wants the
microphone.
He's got it now.
Tell him Hitman.
I could never give a title
match to a jailbird.
Jimmy Hart just nailed him in
one.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Unbelievable.
Look at that.
That shock stick.
The water has unquestionably
intensified the impact of the
shock stick.
That heart has stopped with
water being electrocuted.
What's going on here.
Remeditation in the part of
Jimmy Hart and the Mountie.
They set up.
Come on.
Get him in.
Right in the back.
Get him off.
The Mountie.
Along with Jimmy Hart.
Come on.
Get him out of there.
Do something about that.
Come on baby.
You're nothing.
You're proud of it.
You're proud of anything.
Bret Hart.
Runching.
As a result.
Of the electric shock.
Look at it.
The Mountie's a jerk.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
I'm sure you're real.
Serious survivors.
I'm the real survivor.
Of Yatulla.
You know Dragon Boy and
Survivor Gary.
I'm going to come out and I'm
going to bend your little
lizard head right off.
Turn it on.
The forecast is very gloomy.
Bret Hart, whatever.
Don't kill me.
Makes me stronger.
I'm going to get my hands on
you.
We're going to get you.
Survivor.
Hey Moody.
Hey Mustafa.
Hey Mazarkar.
Hey Skinner.
Can you survive against us?
This team is going to be
breathing a blaze of fire.
Only the strong will survive
and we will kick you down.
United we stand.
At Survivor Series.
This team right here.
We're going to attack.
Attack.
You're going down tough guys.
Survivor.
This is the big one.
Survivor Series.
And it always rolls around
about this time of year.
And it's only appropriate that
this team right here.
Wild and crazy.
Take care of a bunch of liars
and losers.
And has been.
I'll tell you what the big
question at Survivor Series
this year is.
Who's the brains of this team?
I don't know.
Beverly Brothers.
Blake and Bo.
You don't know the Rockers.
Or the Bushwhackers.
Oh we're going to be rocking
in the water.
We're going to be rocking
in the water.
We're going to be rocking
in the water.
We're going to be rocking
in the water.
Together.
Nasty boys.
Beverly Brothers.
Wow.
Yay.
Ric Flair.
You come into the
World Wrestling Federation
as a self-proclaimed champion.
You think I'm unpredictable.
You think I'm wild.
You think I'm crazy.
You think I'm nuts.
Woo.
You haven't seen anything yet
baby.
Because next week
I'm going to run right over
your little blonde hair.
You think I'm crazy.
You think I'm nuts.
Woo.
You haven't seen anything yet
baby.
Because next week
I'm going to run
over your little blonde hair.
Woo.
You haven't seen anything yet
baby.
Because next week
I'm going to run
over your little blonde hair.
You think I'm crazy.
You think I'm nuts.
Woo.
You haven't seen anything yet
baby.
Because next week
I'm going to run over your
little blonde hair.
Next week you're wrestling
Jim Lee Anvil Nightheart
right here.
That man's nuts.
He's a lunatic.
He's crazy.
He's had shock treatments.
He's nuts.
There's something drastically
wrong with him.
But Bobby.
I'm the real
World Champion.
I like crazy.
made an entrance like Ric Flair,
the real-world champion, has in the WWF.
And another thing, you know,
he's not interested in Piper's skirt,
and he's not interested in Hogan's title.
He just wants to be in.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I want to hear this.
Weighing in at 244 pounds...
The debut of...
...a wheelie from Chocula, Mexico.
Here is El Matador!
Listen to the ovation here for the Matador!
I want to see how good a shape El Matador is in.
I guess he's really been training hard.
I mean, to get in a bull ring
and have a couple million-pound cow with horns charge you,
and you just barely get out of the way
just to sharpen up your timing
and your testing of fortitude to go on,
it's got to be really something.
A couple of hundred tons.
I don't weigh cows. I don't know how much they weigh.
They're not cows.
They ain't got no lambs.
Sheesh.
Whoa!
Ole, indeed.
Tito Santana went back, found his roots.
And look it, that's what kind of shape he is, Frank.
You know where he found his...
Ole!
Yes!
Another Ole!
Ole!
This guy's done it all here in the World Wrestling Federation.
And now making a new start as the Matador.
I'm expecting great things from Tito.
Well, you know, he was Intercontinental Champion,
was one half of the world's tag team champions, WWF.
And if he's more determined now than ever,
he's got to go right to the top.
And this Monday night, Monsoon, he's also my guest on Prime.
Look at the speed.
That is really impressive right there.
Well, he's got to be quick to get out of the way of those horns.
Like I said, this Monday night, he's going to be my special guest
on Prime Time, El Matador.
I want to see everybody in the audience on Prime Time
wearing sombreros.
And don't start them doing that.
And starting Ole's.
Don't start the Ole's stuff.
It's very distracting.
And his opponent is going to be the me Monday night.
Thousands of people yelling Ole.
Keep your mouth shut.
Kanaka with an Irish whip.
Nice reversal by the Matador.
Beautiful hip lock as he came off.
Look at the depth of that arm drag.
Tito right on top of his game.
I think he looks better now than he did two or three years ago.
I have to agree with you on that.
You know why he's always smiling, Monsoon?
I'm afraid to ask.
I think his hair's pulled too tight in that ponytail.
Just a guess.
Kanaka setting him up once again.
But Tito, quick big backdrop.
Ole for that.
This is the signal they give before they smoke the bull.
Boom.
Ole.
It comes off right in the back of the neck.
That's how they put the bull away.
That's how we put Kanaka away.
He's not going to cut his ears off, is he?
Let's go up and get the official winner.
Here is your winner, Ole Matador.
Ole.
What am I doing?
What an ovation and what a debut of Al Matador
here on Wrestling Challenge.
Another Ole.
Here we go to the event center.
Ole.
Everybody making plans right now
for the big Thanksgiving Eve celebration
in Detroit, Michigan at the Joe Louis Arena Survivor Series.
Great first time ever in the history
of the World Wrestling Federation
that the Hulkster will defend his title
or that anyone for that matter
defended a title at Survivor Series.
I think you'll agree with me on this.
The Undertaker is undefeated
in the World Wrestling Federation.
There is nothing this man won't stoop to
to win a match or to make a person suffer.
And I believe services for Hulk Hogan
will be at Survivor Series.
Well, I'm sure the Hulkster doesn't feel that way
and he'll be up later on in the program in the barbershop
and I'm sure he won't hesitate to tell you, Frank.
And on their feet here to meet and greet the Rockers
in our feature Rocker Against the Natural Disasters,
Sean Michaels and Marty Gennetti
really have their work cut out for them.
You mean Laverne and Shirley.
Look at those lousy-looking hats.
I-I kinda like them.
You would.
You know, you said this was our feature, which it is.
But stay tuned. Don't go anyplace else.
We still have a lot more
World Wrestling Federation action coming up.
They take the blotters out to pick at the Rockers.
A couple of happy youngsters there.
Recipients of some of the Rockers.
That's...
Yeah, I'd love to open a mic closet every day.
You know, my wardrobe was by the Rockers.
It would be a big improvement, I'll tell you that.
It's gonna start here.
It looks like Typhoon for the Disasters team.
They gotta get Typhoon or Earthquake down.
They're not gonna be able to stand their match straight.
You're not gonna pick these guys up and throw them around.
You're not gonna have your way with them.
The only way the Rockers are going to win this match
is they're gonna have to use speed, agility,
they're gonna have to wear Typhoon or Earthquake down
and get them down off their feet.
Yeah, and at the same time,
keep an eye on that little rump
running around the ringside.
Exactly.
Whoa!
Typhoon unloading
with a heavy artillery right off the bat.
Irish whip and look out.
Little bit too quick for that.
Made him go over the top.
Oh, caught him in midair.
Did no good.
That's it.
Do whatever you can.
Whatever it takes.
A little late lunchtime.
There's a double team.
Nice schoolboy trip back.
That's the way to do it.
You gotta get them down.
I certainly hope Jimmy Hart has his team ready.
I hope they're not thinking ahead to Survivor Series.
And I hope they're not concentrating on Legion of Doom.
I hope they're worried about the Rockers right here,
because the Rockers can knock you off at any time.
They certainly can.
In Survivor Series, natural disasters.
Joining team captain Jake the Snake Roberts,
along with IRS, as they face Legion of Doom.
And their captain, Sid Justice, and the big boss man.
Ooh, what a matchup that is.
A lot of beef in that ring.
Don't lose it. Don't lose it.
Relax, Jimmy. Calm him down.
Take much of these two men out of shape, doesn't it?
Well, they're high-spirited athletes.
Got a high grocery bill, too.
They enjoy a few staples.
Nice move by Janetti.
No, no, forget it, Janetti.
Call AAA if you want to move him.
Ooh.
Quaid turned that around in a hurry,
but about three steps too late,
as Janetti comes flying into an empty corner.
Squash him.
That's what you got to do now.
You're not supposed to be cheering.
Oh, I'm getting one team.
I'm just calling for moves.
You're supposed to be a journalist.
Okay, come on, Janetti.
Small package him.
Small package him, Janetti.
You're not supposed to be doing any kind of managing work.
Oh, I'm just rooting.
Uh-oh, setting him up here.
But what could be the beginning of the end?
Oh, from the outside,
Shawn Michaels grabbing the hook of Quaid.
Stopped him dead in his tracks.
That's his foot.
Not a hook.
Looked like a hook to me.
Talk to El Matador about hooks.
Oh!
What an elbow by Typhoon.
Boy, somebody gave him a wake-up call.
Janetti's lucky he got out of there,
or should I say surely.
That's what they need to use.
Their speed, their agility, their quickness.
Normally, a guy would have went down with that move,
but not Typhoon.
I can't imagine the Rockers taking it to him.
Oh, nice move.
Got him both trapped in the corner now.
What am I gonna do with him, though?
That's long.
Double-nuggin knocker.
Where's Marty going?
Free ride off the...
Forget it.
Caught him in midair just like a baby.
But a little help from his partner,
and Quaid is down.
One count only.
Look at Typhoon.
He seems to be out of it.
Now they're doubling up on Quaid.
Owning momentarily.
Oh, a sandwich jab!
Done on Shawn Michaels.
They knocked the win right out of the youngster.
The youngster's sandwiched him.
See, now, that's why he's making a mistake.
You're not gonna win a match beating Jimmy Hart.
No, but he knows what kind of problems
that little ruck can count.
Janetti's deserted his own partner.
He's left them there all by himself.
That's smite-faking.
Look at this.
Put the move on Shawn Michaels.
Take a good look, LOD.
This is gonna be you.
A big splice by Typhoon.
Wow.
Get the paramedics ready right now.
Get the blotter ready.
What did I tell you?
Am I ever wrong?
Here are your winners.
The Natural Disasters.
Natural Disasters taking advantage of a situation
where Shawn Michaels was left alone in the ring
by his partner, Marty Janetti,
who was preoccupied with Jimmy Hart.
Shawn Michaels paid the consequences.
He's hurt. He's badly hurt.
Well, he could have a fractured rib here,
punctured lung, torn intercostal cartilage.
No telling what's gone down here.
Last time I saw a guy holding his stomach like that
laying on the ground,
he'd had lunch at the El Matador's house.
Oh, be serious, Frank.
Who cares about the Rockers?
Stretches in there now.
Who cares about the Rockers?
He doesn't want any part of it.
Shawn Michaels showing us what he's made of.
No way!
Trying to show that a little test of fortitude.
He'd like to have another piece of the Natural Disasters.
I think he's had all the Natural Disasters he wants.
A lot of life left in that youngster yet.
You can bet Animal and Hawk have a sharp eye on this matchup.
They can take advantage of any kind of situation.
Event center, here we come.
It was right here in this very spot over 200 years ago
that a brave colonial commander gave the order,
don't fire unless fired upon.
But if they mean to have a war,
let the war begin here and begin again.
The war for independence was underway.
Of course, the Minutemen won their war.
They're at peace.
But my war rages on and I'll never be at peace
until I regain the country that I turned my back on.
That's why I've come here today to this sacred shrine
of colonial heroism to say that I, Sergeant Slaughter,
have not yet begun to fight.
And I'll say it as long and as loud as the shot heard
around the world that I, Sergeant Slaughter,
love this country and I want my country back.
The Barber Beat King!
Welcome to The Barber Shop, ladies and gentlemen.
You know, this week my guest is on his way,
and he's got to be the greatest survivor of all times.
I'm talking about Hulk Hogan!
Woo!
You know, Hulkster, it's gotta be hard to focus on something like survivor stories like The
Undertaker with all the distractions, guys like this Ric Flair getting all in your face.
You know something, Brutus the Barber Brother, you've been one of my number one Hulkamaniacs
for so long, man, and shooting on the square with you right now, you and I have sat back
and watched them all come and go, brother, for eight long years, man, and just like The
Undertaker, the distraction of Ric Flair is gonna feel the sunshine, the light of Hulkamania,
and he will be blinded, and he will also fall by the wayside.
That's what happens to distractions, Brutus.
Yeah, yeah, but wait a second, Hulkster, you know that I will always be a stark-braven
Hulkamaniac no matter what, but there's a lot of people, there's a lot of talk about
this Wednesday eve, the night before Thanksgiving, that maybe Hulkamania will die and will die
forever.
But I don't believe it, but there's a lot of talk, Hulkster.
You know something, Brutus, we've both sat back and heard them all, all the big guys,
all the tough guys say that Hulkamania's gonna die, that Hulkamania's gonna be dead, and
yes, on Wednesday eve, the night before Thanksgiving, it is the greatest challenge, man.
I acknowledge The Undertaker as the dark cloud over my career.
I understand The Undertaker with the body bags, with the caskets, how all of them have
been gone, and the darkness prevails in The Undertaker's world.
But I understand him, Brutus, I understand where The Undertaker's coming from, but what
he doesn't understand, brother, is the immortality of Hulk Hogan.
That to defeat me, the grave he's gonna have to dig will have to be big enough for millions
of little Hulksters, brother, and even if he was to drive the stake of the devil in
my heart, these Hulkamaniacs would pull the stake out and fight him off, brother.
It is the greatest challenge, Brutus, you know that.
That's right, Hulkster, you know, but can't you just, can't you just feel the cloud, the
feel of death that's just lingering?
Isn't it just getting inside you just a little bit, that smell of death?
I smell the stench of The Undertaker, brother, I smell the stench of Paul Bearer, and yeah,
I see fear in some of the little Hulkamaniacs' eyes, but now, brother, we find strength in
numbers, brother, and the promise of immortality by the big dude upstairs will live forever.
So Undertaker, whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan, my little Hulkamaniacs, and immortality
runs wild on you?
You ask me what I'm laughing about, I'm laughing about when I think about the look on those
guys' faces, when they see the four of us, Sid Justice, the Boss Man, and the Legion
of Doom coming down that aisle.
Tell them about it, animal.
Well, this is undoubtedly the most feared force that the Survivor Series is ever gonna
witness.
Not to the disasters, IRS, and you, James Roberts, get ready, because we're gonna do
some butt-kicking, right, Boss Man?
Without a doubt, you four men are four of the worst criminals in the Royal Descent Federation,
but this thing between me and you, IRS, is personal.
You say that I'm a cop on the tape, that I cheat on my taxes, well, sooner or later,
the Survivor Series is gonna come down to me and you, punk, and I'm gonna teach you
a little lesson about law, order, and justice.
The Survivor Series?
Do we look like anything but survivors?
No, we don't.
You can bet on it, natural disasters, IRS, and Jake the Snake, you've got a short time
to pick up a big haul.
Well, what you gonna do when Rick Flair, the Million Dollar Man, the Warlord, and the Monty,
the greatest Survivor Series team of all time, runs wild on you?
Absolutely nothing, because you said it, brother, right here on this one team, there's never
been a greater amount of talent in World Wrestling Federation history assembled in one corner,
ever.
You've got law and order, you've got power, you've got the money, baby, and you've got
the class of the real world champion.
You can't beat that.
There's gonna be a lot of electricity in the air, baby, and I'm gonna tell you one thing,
Piper, once you all disappear one by one, you're gonna be the last one that's gonna
find that out.
Everything's been said, but a picture is worth a thousand words.
Yeah, boy!
It's like money to me, baby, money in the bank.
You're the man!
All the way!
You're the man!
Hulk Hogan, the Survivor Series, your greatest challenge, the WWF title estate, against my
Undertaker.
All your little Hulkamaniacs are having trouble sleeping at night.
You won't admit it, Hulk Hogan, but you are too.
You're worried, you're worried, you're worried you're gonna lose your precious title.
And as I, Hulk Hogan, lay your rotting flesh in the casket, I'll reach in and extract your
immortal soul, and then I'll possess you and the Hulkamaniacs forever.
Undertaker, next week, right here, it's you and I, and this Texas boy is not impressed
with fancy words or fancy managers.
I will take the fight right to you next week.
Right here next week, my Undertaker will take on the Texas Tornado.
But hey, you'll be the next one to go down in the Tombstone.
You will be the latest edition of the World of Souls.
Welcome, everyone.
I know this is what the entire wrestling world has been waiting for, your Lordship.
This big return match-up between the Bully and the Brawler, and it's underway already.
Well, obviously, it's very fresh on there.
That is what happened a week ago.
Look at the Brawler.
He's trying to kick him at the same time.
Hit him with the microphone, anything he can do.
You'd think the Brawler lost the first one, but the Brawler won the first match on a count-out.
What a referee could have disqualified him right there.
Well, he's being very, very tolerant, and I don't blame him.
Just let these two...
What did you say last week about this, Gorilla?
Let them go at it or something?
Absolutely.
Let them beat each other to a pulp.
Let the referee out of there.
Let these two guys just...
And I think the referee in this case is doing that.
If they want to kill each other, let them do it.
Whippleman obviously upset.
Went home with a short end of the purse money first time around.
I understand this guy's got extremely deep pockets, and the short arms are lost.
He's tight with the dollars.
Oh, boy.
A penny pincher.
Abdominal stretch by the Bully.
Doesn't have it fired exactly correctly.
Not going to get a submission when he got it snapped down like that.
Oh, you're so right, Gorilla.
Look at that knee.
Of course, he's taking advantage of that right-rigged back pocket.
That'll give him a little extra advantage there.
Leverage.
The Bully is not one for a finesse.
It's merely the brawler for that matter.
They're better off just banging away at each other.
You know what?
I thought it would be the Bully who came out and was...
I'd do whatever it is I wanted.
...about what happened the first time around in this one.
Because, you know, he was undefeated before that.
Absolutely, he was.
And he was stunned.
And I think we explained that last time.
He thought he was trying to go around.
He actually threw him in.
Oh, it's just a vendetta here with these two.
A little late lunchtime for the brawlers.
Certainly not too many wrestling skills
being exhibited here by these two,
but they certainly are pounding away at each other.
I'm still waiting for the flying head scissors
and the short arm scissors
and the rolling wrist locks.
I guess they're not coming too much.
No, I don't think so.
Brother, I'm going to punch you in your mouth.
The referees, I believe he's already told them,
do what you like.
It's up to you.
I'm not going to disqualify anybody.
Yes.
Well, the Bully firing back now.
I think he's had slightly the upper hand here,
but it would be difficult to say so
at this particular moment.
Don't tell me he's going to try and wear the brawler down
after all that hammering.
First chinlock by the Bully.
Maybe he's trying to collect his thoughts.
Hey, brawler.
That is possible.
Trying to collect his money at the end might be difficult too.
Elbow right into the esophagus.
Don't take some of the starch out of there, you brawler.
I hate you.
I thought the Bully wouldn't have any trouble
with it.
No, I didn't think so either, quite honestly.
I've seen him have against tougher opposition than the brawler
and quit himself very well indeed.
Maybe it has something to do with the odor of the brawler.
That could be, though.
That could throw him off his game.
It depends on the day,
whether he washes or not, I believe.
Maybe he waits for a letter from the health department.
Standing now right on the throat
of the Bully and using the top rope for leverage.
Let him get away with that for a little bit.
I hate you, referee.
He hates the referee.
I wonder why he's allowing the Bully to do anything he wants to
apart from the brawler.
I don't think that will upset this referee.
I don't think so either.
He's immune to all that.
Yes, the Bully moving around.
He's trying to sort of regroup,
but he gets thrown out.
He's getting thrown out by the brawler's paw.
Came down nicely on his feet, though.
Oh, look at this.
Brawler almost got caught between the rock
and a hard place there.
Rams that leg, left leg,
right into the steel post.
He's got the inside of the thigh on that left leg.
And the brawler now taking a lot of punishment from the Bully.
I think at last one of them is showing the upper hand here.
Don't tell me he's going to suplex him here.
Suplex coming up on the concrete.
I hope they both get it.
What was that?
That was a little suplex.
A minor suplex.
And it doesn't seem to have hurt the Bully.
I think the brawler is suffering more from that than the Bully.
Oh, scoops ram from the outside by the brawler.
Oh, look at that. Whip him in.
Pull the leg out on the brawler.
And the Bully gets to...
Oh, look at that.
Big Bully.
He's fast.
He's very straight to foot.
Certainly is.
Everybody running now.
I think it's time for us to run as well, Your Lordship.
That's just what he wants.
How many times is this going to happen now?
Well, there's an international show.
Now, listen.
Why don't we call the two guys out here
and know more about the flotters than anybody that you know of?
Why don't we get back here?
Why don't we do that?
Let's introduce right now
General Adnan, Colonel Mustafa.
This is what is left of the Triangle of Terror.
Colonel Mustafa and General Adnan.
And you may have heard Bobby Heenan and I discussing Sergeant Slaughter.
Do you think that he just wants his country back?
Is he really through with you two?
In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
Oh, boy.
I bear witness that there is no god but Allah
and I bear witness that Muhammad is His servant and His servant is His servant.
Excuse me.
Yeah, if you can translate.
General Adnan, I understand what you're saying.
But the humanoids out there
and these people haven't got a clue.
The man speaks 13 languages fluently.
Please speak English.
How about English?
Thank you.
As you know, Mr. Bobby Heenan,
the only reason
we lost the match at Summer Slam
because of you, Sergeant Slaughter.
You're the reason
why we lost the match
at Summer Slam.
And then
you are going on television
and trying
to win. You want your country back.
What country?
You could have it.
And I don't think this country
wants to have you anyway.
You are a traitor.
And a traitor
you cannot be trusted.
You have no loyalty.
Not like me and my brother
Colonel Mustafa.
We are loyal to
Saddam Hussein.
And I'm sure
my brother
Colonel Mustafa
would like to say something
to you, Sergeant Slaughter.
Sergeant Slaughter,
just like Mr.
Heenan said, you've been
in the National Cemetery
of the Washington D.C.
and crying to all your
brother and sister
to forgive you.
But remember, I know
General know you double
cross us and now
time is to show you
anywhere in the America
and I'm going to do something
so you can suffer
and you can make more
cry and I spit your
fat body and
Sergeant Slaughter, will you shut up?
Sergeant Slaughter,
soon or late
I'm going to show you
we are the real
countrymen people and all
my Muslim brother. I
promise him and I'm going to get
back to you soon or late
face to face. I'll take you down,
I'll spit your fat body
as Sergeant Slaughter.
Ah!
We're now number one
and we don't need that key.
It is the
Medal of Honor
that Sergeant Slaughter gave us.
That's what he gave us as an
honor, but we can throw
it down and touch it
because we don't want
anything that you do with
our country.
I don't blame you.
These are true gentlemen.
These are battlers. These are fighters.
General Adnan,
Colonel Mustafa,
what can I say?
We're going to find out.
Davey Boy,
fighting this thing, trying to come up here.
Boy, that's
tough to do once you're down on your knees.
Couple of shots down in the
breadbasket, that'll get him out.
Some nice English
type forearms, I like that.
Yes, they use those a lot in Europe, especially
in Europe. Oh, drop kicks, that's a big guy down.
Some good leads
by the bulldog there, really
super stuff there. He couldn't
get the better of him in that
Greco knuckle lock there
that they employed, but
he certainly did once he started booting him
to the midsection.
Slichter claiming choke,
which we couldn't tell from our
balance point, with the referee right there
looking right in, making sure that
hand does not slip underneath the
chin. That forearm
constitutes a choke, but look at how
nicely he moved over to British Bulldog
back into that corner. Yes, he did.
Gorilla, that
was a very good standing drop kick
that the bulldog pulled off there against the Warlord
too. I think it knocked
him down because it caught him by surprise.
Yes, probably. And for no other
reason. He doesn't seem to be
fazed at all, does he? He was just off
balance. Oh, look at this, crucifix
move, can he hold him there?
Oh, dangerous
position and he paid for it.
He did indeed, and he
managed to get a blow in against
the Warlord, but I don't think it was sufficient
Warlord first to his feet, and the Bulldog
definitely suffering. Not a good
maneuver there by the Bulldog.
Not against the power
of this man. Boy, you're wide
open when you slap that crucifix on.
You better have your man in a compromising
position or you're going to pay
just like he paid right there. Yes.
He was awfully vulnerable
and the Warlord, you've got to
hand it to him. The great, great
power that he puts into his matches
paid off for him there.
Hard into
the corner. Shifting the whole ring.
Bearhawk and a beauty slapped down
by the big guy.
A little bit low, but
slapped down nonetheless. Yes.
He's trying to get it a little higher
I think, but he's leaving
his head wide open. He's not
got it tucked in, Gorilla.
Davey Boy doesn't
want to stay in this too much longer.
Warlord trying to keep that
chest from expanding and contracting.
Keep that
oxygen out of the body.
Yes, chucking those lungs.
Stopping breathing, but
it seems as if the Bulldog is
really hanging in there with a lot of
grim determination.
His head is not sinking.
Oh, but his arms certainly are.
Yes, they are. That's one.
That arm
dropped three times. We'll hear a bell ring.
And that's two.
And that's all.
Yes, that's all. It didn't even come
down half an inch from that
solid movement there.
The Bulldog still has a lot of power there.
A good resurgence of energy here.
Yeah, three big roundhouse rights.
And he rung his
bell for him. That got him out. Look out.
Hard into the corner, Warlord.
Suplex.
I can't believe it.
Let's see if he can get him up.
I don't think he can.
Oh, look at that.
Not only did he get him up, look and hold him
with a tremendous elevation.
A great long delay
there with that suplex.
And really, I've never seen it
accomplish better than that.
He really hammered the Warlord into the
mat there.
Slickster, gone out of shape.
Looking good for his guy.
Both men had the same idea.
Double clothesline.
But I think the British Bulldog got the upper hand.
Another one. And well, 360.
And over the top goes the Warlord and out.
And Slickster right up there.
Yes, Warlord was out on his feet.
He didn't know exactly what was happening.
A mistake by the
part of the Bulldog. You must not
do that. He's allowed himself to be
distracted.
Well, what are you going to do, Alfred, when the guy jumps up
and you don't know what he's got in his hands
or what he's got in his mind?
What is he doing here?
Oh, slam, about to happen
on the Slickster. I love it.
We'll never see the Slickster again if he does
this. Oh, beauty.
Oh, my
goodness. Oh, the Slickster
won't walk for another week.
Well, the Warlord reached in and retrieved
his mind there.
The Slickster.
But look at Slick.
The referee counting here.
I believe he's counting the Warlord
out.
Look, he picked up everything, including
the hat.
I love it. Let's go and get to your picture word.
As a result of
a countdown, the
British Bulldog.
Well, I guess
the referee figured the Slickster had it
coming, jumped up on the apron,
did not see
any kind of a thing that would constitute
a disqualification. Now, let's go back
and take a look. The Bulldog
got the best of all the worlds here.
Slick came in inadvertently
by little force, of course.
The Bulldog slammed him and he finished off
the Warlord. The Warlord was counted out
on the outside. A brilliant victory
for this man, the British Bulldog.
Yeah, I have gotten a torn
bicep. It was
by the hands of Jake Roberts, but I want
you to know, Roberts, that it has been
surgically repaired. I am
on the road to recover. I will be back
bigger, stronger,
and better than ever. But the problem
we have to deal with is that the problem is
going on right now, and the only way to
solve that problem, and I'm talking to you, Jack
Tunney, I am pleading to you, as
the millions of fans are,
reinstate Randy Savage. Why?
Because it's the just thing to do.
I love what you
did to Bret Hart last week, Melney.
Now you've got his attention and his
respect. I guess you could say
we zapped a wet brat.
Bottom line, Hitman,
I'm gunning for your Intercontinental
Championship, you
might say. I shocked
you into a title match.
Take a good look
at the greatest Survivor Series
team of all time.
Every man knows what his job
is out there. The real
world Heavyweight Champion shows
how he dealt with Rowdy Roddy
Piper, and the Monty.
He gave a little shock to the
Hitman, and the Million Dollar Man.
He's going to put Virgil
right back where he belongs.
Bulldog, I'm going
to take the bite right out of you.
Piper, if I were you,
I'd take a close look
around. Bret Hart,
Virgil, the Bulldog,
and yourself against
all this.
You know for a fact, the real
world champion, the Million Dollar
Man, the Monty, and the
Warlord are putting together
the greatest wrestling
team ever assembled.
And Piper, sometime
during the course of that night,
you're going to pay the price, my boy.
You know what? We should call this a handicap
match, because you guys
really don't need me.
You three could handle all four of them.
But what I'd really like, gentlemen,
is if one by one, you could
bring me your man, I'll hike up
him to the ropes, and then I'll show
him what the Monty kind of justice
is all about.
And I'll tell you what else, you know,
everybody knows that everybody's
got a price, and there's some things
that you just can't put a price on. And this team,
my friend, is priceless.
Hey!
I bet you're wondering what a nice
guy like me
is doing out here at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Hey, I'm an honest guy.
I don't lie.
I don't cheat anybody.
Not like this guy
in here.
He's a liar, and he's a thief.
Can you believe it?
He's a day late on his car
payments. A day late.
So you know what that means?
That means that that car
is mine.
It's locked!
You see, what's mine is mine.
What's yours is mine, too.
Oh, man, in weeks to come, but right now
we're looking at action from Prime Time
last Monday night. We're not going to
be seeing too much more of the
Doctor of Style, the Slickster,
because he went for a ride.
Yes, we're taking another look
at the ride, but Doctor of Style
took courtesy of the British Bulldog.
Oh, yeah!
The Slickster, apparently
out of action,
but nonetheless has seen
the light.
Well, you can see
leading the Warlord to the ring this week
is not the Doctor of Style, but who?
The guy with the cartoon series
before.
No, no, that's a different guy.
And he thinks he's ten feet tall,
by the way. Nonetheless,
the Doctor of Style, ladies and gentlemen,
wants to become
what? Apparently an
evangelical minister
of all things. A what?
That's right. An evangelical
minister? Is it lucrative?
I don't think
it pays too well, no.
But nonetheless, we'll have to accept
that. You know, I'm the kind of guy
though, if a guy wants to take
a different direction in life,
let's give him a chance and see what
he can do. But don't
as he's de-venomized.
Don't trust him.
Not at first.
I don't know about that, but we're looking
right now at the Warlord, and
whether he is managed by Harvey Wibbleman
or by the Doctor of Style, you're
talking about a man who makes some money for
somebody. You're talking the Warlord
makes some money for Harvey
so he can buy them ten-foot cigars
and dream he ought to put a bull pie
in that cigar. It's got better shape than Wibbleman
does. We had an occasion to speak
with Harvey Wibbleman earlier on about
becoming the Warlord's manager, is what he said.
You're looking at the man that's going to
take the Warlord to greater heights
than even he's imagined. And
if anybody thinks they're going to do to Harvey
Wibbleman what they did to Slick,
forget it.
But I don't understand.
That's why the Warlord
needs a manager at all.
Well, speaking about
things that you don't understand,
there have been some sightings as of late.
Would you mind
there Harvey, my turn? Thanks.
There have been some sightings of someone who
calls himself Mr. Madness in the
arenas as of late. I wonder, Randy Savage,
if you'd care to comment. Oh, absolutely
a no comment.
I see. Full out and applied
now by the Warlord, really
bearing down the Warlord
on Kramer.
And when he applies a full Nelson on you,
it's all over. It certainly is.
Oh, Warlord.
Bushwhackers, Rockers,
you don't have a chance of surviving.
If you think for one minute
that the Bushwhackers and the Rockers
could beat the Nasty Boys and the Bebs,
you get your head examined.
Hey, it's survival of the fittest.
And there's not too many turkeys
that made their way back from
Nastyville. So get ready, you four.
It's time you got cooked.
Hey, people in Detroit know
about surviving. So gobble,
gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,
the Bebs and the Nasties are
coming. You know, it's the
Survivor Series. And it means
just exactly that. You got a bunch
of guys here that are going to stick together
and survive.
We know what it is. You know something,
Beverly Brothers and Nasty Boys,
we got a pair of Nasty Boys of our own.
And buddy, if it gets down to the
Beverly Brothers, you can have the night off
because I'll take care of it. Oh, and next
day, guys, just think, we got
four turkeys and two bloody
chickens to stuff Sadeed
style. Yay!
All right, we are ready
for our feature encounter this week.
And you can bet the man make his way
to the ring right now. It's going to be ready
as well. Jim, the
Enville Night Heart. He's got a big,
big, big match coming up.
And I believe that the Enville
can do it. Yes, I do.
Well, time is going to tell.
Rowdy, Roddy,
Piper, I'm sure, would prefer to be in the ring
as opposed to the running. But listen, I could
save Jim a lot of time, a lot of effort.
Jim could have a seat. I could just truck on
down there now.
On those! On those!
Gentlemen, please, on behalf
of Mr. Flair, he asks that we
please be quiet during
the news entrance. On behalf of Mr. Flair,
he asks that we be quiet.
Is that what he said to me? That's exactly
what he said to me. I'm only telling you what
he wants to be introduced to. Have you ever heard
of Kill the Messenger?
That's Roddy. I won't shut
up. He wants me to shut up.
You come up and shut me up.
Well, let's see. Who are you talking to?
Flair. Okay, Flair.
Okay, I'm just asking right there.
I'm not testy about it.
I feel like I should get a referee suit on.
There he is.
The man who calls himself the
real world champion.
Rick Flair.
Flair versus Nightheart.
Let's watch.
Flair versus Piper.
He's got a ring
to it. Get it? He's got a
ring to it. I heard it and I got it.
In the ring. That's right.
Rick Flair now.
A master technician.
Standing side headlight.
And off
the rub. And there goes Flair.
Big tackle. Yeah.
There's a lip, ladies and gentlemen. The cover
of the magazine
to be. You can pick it up on
newsstands this Tuesday. Sid Justice in
better days on the inside
of that. Rick Flair talks about
how he's going to defeat the Hulkster.
And you, Hot Rod. What did he say?
What did he say? I wish you wouldn't have said
that to him. It's with me. And that just lit
a fire on him. He didn't need it.
It's already scorching. Actually, Roddy
Piper, if I were you, I'd be paying attention
and watching exactly what's going on in
here. Hey, you jerk. I've
been paying attention my whole life.
Don't you think I want a back
body drop? Every move this guy
does, don't you think I'm watching all the
time? Paying attention, brother.
I'm paying attention.
All right, Piper. Don't lose anything.
Override to the buckle. And
way too slow there.
Almost a telegraph move.
Flair saw it coming. You can bet he's going to take
advantage of the injured leg now.
Oh, look at this. Roddy Piper,
if that were your leg,
you would be feeling that. What about now?
That was my leg. I would have been
kicking him in that big snipe with the
other one. And again.
He is in trouble right now
because Flair is a leg wrestler.
Piper, you know that. No question
because Flair is the master
of the figure four leg lock.
What am I? Chuck Beef?
In no way, Mr. Piper. What exactly are you trying to say?
In no way am I trying to insinuate
that. You think I can't beat him?
Is that what you're trying to say? I don't think
Vince McMahon said that. He's wrong in a lot
of things that he says and does, but not in this
particular point. Well, I
would wonder. You would wonder.
So
it will happen and we'll see.
I would wonder. This guy is
such an accomplished wrestler. The cover
one. And I'm not.
Is that what you're saying? Not in
any way. We're the greatest of all time, Hot Rod.
I am the one
that scares Flair.
Look this way, baby.
Come on up. Oh, no.
Right now, Ric Flair is intent on
going to work and proving a point, it looks
like, on the part of the anvil
out into the west. You see, the ender
and I would take a little different approach.
I'm not in there to beat
the real world champion.
I'm there to beat him up.
There's a big difference and I'm the best
doctor up there.
Don't you cut me off.
There's the figure
four right there, Piper.
And the anvil. Can the anvil
hang on? Come on, Jim.
Come on, Jimmy. Hang on. He's fighting
it. He's fighting it. He
doesn't want to submit. He doesn't
want to. He's got it on too tight.
Flair really, Flair really
seeking it down deep now.
Rocking back, adding more pressure.
That's it.
That's it. Oh, man.
And that is a testament to the
pressure Rick. Oh, come on.
Hey, come on. Let it go.
Sit down.
Sit down. How am I supposed to sit down?
And I just wonder what would
happen. I wonder
what would happen if Roddy Piper
were in the clutches of Rick
Flair and it was you, Piper,
who had the figure four leglock
put on him. If I had
the figure four rock on Rick Flair
was that what you're saying? No, no. Look at this.
Yeah. Dignity.
Yeah, you look at it. Dignity, my
butt. Dignity. Ending.
I don't care what you're saying. Bottom line
is get up and get your elbows
up there.
He's grabbing the ropes for
more leverage. I know that.
This is a technician you've been talking about
right in the back. This is the fair square guy.
See that sign says Roddy?
This is the fair square guy you've been talking about.
He ain't nothing but a pig
and a pretentious pretender.
Those are heavy words.
I'm not saying too much about his tactics
as far as his aggression is concerned.
Well, you were earlier. No, I'm not.
About technique, you. You know it all.
You're right a yuck.
That's a killer. Hey, come on. Calm down, will ya?
Isn't this match over?
So now what is this? This is ridiculous.
This is absurd. Oh, now it's ridiculous.
First of all, he was a great technician.
Now he's ridiculous, right?
Matt's looking over this way.
Roddy's sent out. Let me down with him.
No, get down.
We're gonna help each other, Piper.
Man, we can't mess up now.
Finally, the officials
stopping Ric Flair
for doing yet more damage.
I don't recognize that belt.
I don't recognize it.
How dare you point that at me?
I can't pose. I can't.
I'll shut that right up.
Ric Flair is making a point here this week.
And he defeated
an extraordinary raster.
Will he defeat Roddy Piper?
Will he defeat Hulk Hogan?
Will he be recognized
as the real
world champion?
I don't think so.
Beverly Brothers on their way to the ringside now.
And you got Jim
the Anvil Nighthawk going back to the...
Oh, come on.
Bowling break Beverly.
What are they doing?
There's no call for that.
The guy was a cripple.
The genius bear.
Will the Beverly Brothers
give the instruction?
There's no call for this.
This is completely out of luck.
The Anvil,
heard earlier on,
has resulted in Flair string your foreleg
What the Beverly Brothers are doing.
Big tough guys.
Yeah, give yourself a hug.
Some poor guy crawling down the mat
made a big reputation
for yourself, didn't he?
No, give me one reason they had
been really poor.
I'll give you two reasons. One with Blake Beverly.
Look at his smile.
Will Pearl, pat yourself on the mat.
Really accomplished something there,
didn't you?
And his tag team partner, Dan Robbins.
The Beverly Brothers
on to the genius
the genius
creating havoc even before the matchup
began.
It's gonna get a lot of people in the
Wrestling Federation very, very
angry at the Beverly Brothers.
The Survivor Series is coming
and you can tell
you can tell by the
edge of everybody's getting that
edge of survival. Even the
Beverly Brothers, nobody is safe
at any time from now
until surviving.
Look at that. Look what's
going around. But I can't
get reinstated. Unbelievable.
Well,
there's a lot of hot things happening here
and that is for sure
one of the hottest things around
by the way is Macho Men's
and Miss Elizabeth's hotline.
That's exactly right and we're burning
it up.
That you were a little out of line
yourself with what
you had to say just yesterday.
Uncensored. Uncompletely
uncensored.
Don't have you guys stuffing on me any time
I get rescued.
I don't want to be out of line, but I think
a lot of folks are calling just to
talk to Liz too.
Some aren't, some aren't, but right now
the Beverly Brothers. Okay, Piper.
Trying to be your friend for a little
while anyway.
He's long enough.
This tag team right here
is going to have to be
wrecked.
No doubt about that.
Bo and Blake Beverly.
The Beverly Brothers.
Here are your winners.
The Beverly Brothers.
I don't know about you guys, but I feel real bad
about what's happened. I mean
Survivor Series is supposed to be
teams of four against another team of four
and see there's one, two, three, four
here, but there's Legion of Doom.
There's Boss Man.
But there's no Sid Justice.
Poor little Sid got hurt.
Now we feel bad about that.
We feel real bad about that.
But we don't feel bad enough about it
to give you guys the edge back. I mean
four on three, that looks pretty good to us.
I mean, what's the two things you can always
count on? Death and
taxes. So you see, boys
you step into the ring, you're playing
with a loaded gun. We're one
step up on you. You know what's going
to bother me though is one of us might
get left on the side with nobody to beat up.
Oh, we wouldn't like that.
Champion Hulk Hogan
will be defending
against The Undertaker. Undertaker
of course is managed by
Paul Bear. Both men are standing
by right now. Let's
look at their comments.
Feel something Undertaker and Paul Bear.
Me and my Hulkamaniacs
have drawn a bead on you
since day one, brother.
And we realize that this is the so
called gravest challenge, the
darkest day of Hulkamania that we're
ever going to have to face.
But don't think the pythons aren't
loaded with ammunition, brother.
You know, I know what you're all about.
I've seen the body bags.
I've seen the victims you've either scared
off or put in the darkness of that casket,
brother. I've seen all the
tricks that Paul Bear has on the outside
of the ring with that mortuary
look on his face.
Let me tell you something, brother. When I won
the title in 1984,
I said I fear no man, beast
or evil, brother. And now it's my chance
to prove that Hulkamania is the
truth. That you believe in immortality
that's been promised to this man
with a train of the prayers and the vitamins.
We're unbeatable. So what you're going to do
when Hulk Hogan
digs a six feet hole
just for you, Undertaker?
Hulk Hogan,
your gravest
challenge is drawing near.
Oh, yes,
the Survivor Series,
the
championship on the line
against my Undertaker.
What are you going to do,
Hulk Hogan?
What are you going to do when they
come for you?
When the hearse backs up to the
back of your head?
When the hearse backs up to the back
door of the arena?
And they will you out?
Oh, your little Hulkamania
will be crying? Oh, yes.
Hulk,
the future
is at hand.
It's at the hand of the Undertaker.
Prepare
to meet
your maker.
Wait, wait, wait!
We are not going to be the same. We are gentlemen.
Virgil, you will say it like a gentleman to the people of Detroit.
People of Detroit, I am not a thief.
I am a very honest
gentleman. Thank you.
All I'm going to say is one thing. When I get my hands
on the Mountie
in the Survivor Series, he's going to be the one
for a shock.
Well, Lord, you want to try to slap
Paul Nelson on these big shoulders
two weeks from now. You come on down
to Survivor Series, and you try it.
And flair your hog
nose, son of a...
May I get my hands on you?
Get a grip on yourself.
You're a gentleman.
I got you.
I want everybody to take
a good, long
look.
Hulk, animal, and a big
boss man can handle any situation
at any given time.
Whether it be three on four
in Survivor Series, it does not
matter. It's true sin justice
is hurt and hurt bad.
But if we have to have a replacement, I think
the man with the heart should be
Randy Savage. What do you think, animal?
Well, that's right, boss man. With sin
justice out of action, there's a pretty
big pair of shoes to be filled here.
And as we look around, the World
Wrestling Federation superstars, only
one name comes to mind.
And at Jack Tutty, we're asking
you to let Randy Savage
be our partner for Survivor
Series. But if you don't let him,
history will be in the making
because for the first time,
you will have the first three-man
tag team winners
in Survivor Series, right, Hulk?
Animal, boss man hit it
right on the head when he said heart.
You see, that's
what macho man's all about.
That's why he gel with us
real stick and swell.
But let's talk about the essentials
in life. The essentials in you,
people out there, are different
than our essentials. It's essential
to us to fight for a living.
That's what we do best.
And if we're going to have a fourth partner,
we want one with heart, just
like us. You know what that is,
don't you? What a rush!
You know, I like to think of myself as
a compassionate kind of guy. But when
I find myself being electrocuted
by the Mountie, it's gone
too far. Mountie, when you
step in the ring with me, you got a
title shot. But the big problem is
you're going to be the one in for a shock.
There's only one lady in my life,
and her name is
Liberty. For over a
century, she stood as
a gateway to America.
The beacon
of hope and the
light of freedom.
She was here for the
tired. She was here
for the poor.
She was here for the huddled
masses who yearned to breathe
free. And now
she's here for me
because I started to
slaughter, know what it's like
to be without friends.
I know what it's
like to be without
my family. And
I know what it's like
to be without our country.
So I
swear to you, in
her name, I will help
carry the torch for everything
this great country stands for.
And in the shadow of
liberty, I say to
you, I want
my country back.
And now, ladies and
gentlemen, Brutus
The Barber Big Day!
Bruteye, make it disappear to take
a look at that outfit, Brain.
Disgusting.
It's like perhaps a hangered ape went off of his pocket.
Worst case of moths I've ever seen.
The Survivor Series, right around the
corner. My guest this
week. Hope he does it right.
Led up by Ric Flair.
Ric Flair. Oh!
He doesn't even say the real
Heavyweight Champion of the World.
Hogan's not there this week. No, but we're talking about the real
Heavyweight Champion of the World.
This imbecile wants to have a barber shop
and invite people on, even to show
a little respect.
Who's going to be
giving the advice out there? You've got
a scary jury
and also Wimpleman. Give me a
break.
If I've
said it once, I've
said it a million times.
Everybody's got a price
for the Million Dollar Man, and there's
nothing in this world that my money can't buy.
And up till right now,
I've always said that
there's nothing I couldn't put a price
tag on. Well, brother,
I have found something
that even I can't put a price
tag on. And you're looking at
it. Take a look at this
team. Baby, we
are priceless.
You know
something that
looks like to me that
in Survivor Series, the key
is teamwork.
How do you expect to get
a Motley crew like this
to function as a team,
Mr. Flair? You couldn't
be talking to this crew
calling us Motley, pal.
You're looking at
money, you're looking at
precision, you're
looking at the
power of power,
and you're looking at
the Million Dollar
Fund. Woo!
Let me just say,
Piper,
Bret Hart,
Virgil,
Mulder,
boys,
come on down.
Let's play ball. What's
you're gonna do when this
team runs wild
on you?
What happened to Demalje? Couldn't he
make bail? He's around.
Give me one, Monsoon.
Come on, Gorillaz can do it.
Ha! That team
right there is in big trouble.
Woo!
Take a look, Jan Patrick
and Jason. Wow!
That's our old signs, one out
early, Brian. What a hick town.
You can leave
anytime, you know.
At least they have an airport, you can get out of here.
I wanna see this guy.
The debut of the Repo Man!
What do you know
about this guy, Mr.
Journalist?
Well, I'm not like the average person
that has to buy a car in assignment
or have to make payments. I pay cash.
I don't have to worry about this guy coming into my
neighborhood at night, waxing my Mercedes.
I understand he was. I follow
your wheels out there in the pocket law.
My wheels aren't here, believe me.
Big guy, looks to be hovering
right around that 300 pound mark.
Hey, guess who my guests are
this week on Primetime.
I'm afraid to ask. I'm gonna have
the devil himself, Jake the Snake
Roberts. Trust me.
Rowdy Roddy Piper in his little
skirt. Mr.
Perfect!
That's right, and the WBF
World Bodybuilding Federation
Champion, Gary Stridex, will be
on. It's Tridum!
Gary Stridex, what's the matter with you?
I'm gonna tell Gary, you said that.
Why? Why cause trouble?
Cause you need trouble.
I have enough trouble there with
Rowdy Roddy Piper and Jake the Snake.
Uh oh, look out.
Just
ramming the knee right
into that steel post.
Interesting looking human being, isn't
he? Kind of on the large
side. Big guy.
Looks like a big truck ran him over
and left marks on his outfit
there. I like it.
Different. What's that there?
That's a tow rope he's got there in the corner.
He has to tie a rope around his toe?
No, that's what he tows your vehicle
away with. He'll tow my vehicle away.
I pay my bills.
Look at this. Oh, going to work on his
left knee.
Steps over.
And now, oh look at this
grapevine's leg. What a painful
maneuver that is. Youngster didn't
waste any time giving up.
Did you say that?
No, I didn't say that.
Oh, he's gonna do some tong
it looks like, or whipping.
Let's see what he does
with his tow rope.
He's gonna half tie him.
Perhaps,
tang him up.
I like this.
Now drop to the floor
and whip him over the top rope.
Slingshot him.
That guy's not
going anywhere. I guess not.
Repo Man
with a very successful
debut here on Wrestling Challenge.
Doesn't want anybody to know who he is either.
Works at night.
He towed that youngster away without
any trouble. Oh, I like this.
Let's go back and take a look at the Repo Man.
Goes to work right on the
left knee of the resident
Hammond Egger here.
Look at this. He's got them all tied up.
He has the man in tow.
Here we go to the event center.
Repo Man.
Reinstatement.
That's the point. Reinstate
the Macho Man in time
for the Survivor Series
President Jack Tunney so that
I can lead
the Legion of Doom
and the Big Boss Band down
that aisle to take on
Jake the Snake Roberts
and his Rat Pat Snake
Pet. Oh, yeah.
In time for the Survivor Series.
Pinch hit for Sid Justice.
Oh, yeah.
The Survivor Series. President Jack
Tunney. Reinstatement.
That's the plan. Reinstate
the Macho Man.
You know something, Hulkamaniacs?
I got a level with you right now, man.
This is the greatest challenge
of the darkest day in the history of
Hulkamania. But you know,
people around the WWF,
behind the cameras, behind the scenes,
even in the dressing room, the wrestlers
themselves, the superstars, are starting
to panic, man. They're saying,
what if Hulk Hogan disappears?
What if he's buried in that hole of The Undertaker?
What's gonna happen to the WWF?
What's gonna happen to wrestling? The
Hulkamaniacs, the little Hulksters, are
bigger than the WWF itself. They're
bigger than the WWF title.
Well, let me tell you something, brothers.
Friend and foe.
Hulk Hogan has a handle on this thing.
And when I hear the brother talk about
ripping the soul out of
Hulk Hogan and so-called
wiping out immortality, well, I
already made a deal with the big brother
upstairs, man. I believe,
man. And you can't beat what's
gonna live forever. So what you gonna do
when Hulk Hogan shows you
the dark side that's gonna run wild on
you?
Hulk Hogan,
everybody knows
that we have something
very special in store
for you.
A casket.
Yes, everyone see it.
A beautiful,
steel casket
with beautiful satin on the
inside, just
for you. Because
you're going in it, Hulk Hogan,
when My Undertaker puts
you down in the Survivor
Series, the casket
will be yours for eternity.
Eternity
is for a long, long time,
Hulk Hogan.
And as I put your
rotting flesh
away, I'll
take your soul for my own.
I got something I want to say.
I got the Survivor Series coming up
in two weeks. And last week,
everybody saw the mounting electrocute
me. But when I get my hands on
him, he's gonna pay.
Take a look, Warlord. Take a long,
hard look. Because you're gonna try
to slap the full Nelson on me
two weeks from now. It isn't
gonna work, Warlord.
Dibiase, you're losing everything, man.
In about two weeks, they will start
calling you Mr. Gutter Rat.
Well, you'll have
to excuse the fellas. They're a little
edgy, you know. We like
to keep the caffeine high
in the coffee. You know why?
We're the kind of guys
that strive to survive.
Feature time!
This is gonna be
a test.
Certainly will be.
The greatest challenge
of them all.
He's walking down the aisle to meet you.
Thanksgiving Eve.
Good walk away.
World Wrestling Federation Champion.
Undefeated here
in the World Wrestling Federation.
Looking forward to being undefeated
on Thanksgiving Day.
Easier said than done,
Brain. Oh, it's not gonna be easy.
This match isn't gonna be easy.
For either of them.
Boom!
Nightmarish, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah!
Should we shake hands with him?
No. Why in earth would I shake hands with him?
Ice cold.
He's colder than a mother-in-law's kiss.
Colder than a pawnbroker's heart.
Will you stop?
Whenever I get around him, anywhere near him, I get that smell
of formaldehyde.
A preservative.
I don't think this guy's for real.
He's real, boy. You better believe it.
Oh, listen to the ovation here!
Former Intercontinental Champion
of Texas Tornado.
Well, you better have your
game plan ready this week, Tornado.
Because the man you're stepping
in the ring with does not fool around.
You could be six feet under.
Tornado's always ready, Brain.
Right there, you're looking at the last ride.
A highly respected individual.
Just take a look at his track record.
It's not hard to understand why.
And not only that, he's a nice guy.
Yeah, but like Leo de Rocha says,
nice guys finish last.
Well, look at that.
That's the Grim Reaper tattooed on his arm.
Whoo!
He was looking at you, Brain.
You owe money or something?
I don't have anything to do with him or Paul.
I don't mess around.
This is heavy-duty stuff as far as I'm concerned.
Look at this. He is not intimidated by his soul.
He just stares you down.
Never changes expression.
Just a little over two weeks and counting
for the greatest challenge for the Hulkster.
See, Hogan better not worry about Paul Bear
or the Urn
or any outside distractions.
He's got enough to worry about right there.
A big distraction indeed.
I think you do have to worry about
that guy right there, Brain.
Well, if you worry about him,
the big man's gonna eat ya up.
Well, maybe the Hulkster,
you know, pretty smart guy himself.
Perhaps he'll have somebody
keeping an eye on Mr. Bear.
You never know.
I mean, it's showtime.
It's put up for show.
Well, there you saw what that guy could do.
Distracted.
He did it to himself.
No, he distracted the tornado.
Be quiet or I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
I was just thinking
to ask you the same thing.
Be quiet and leave. We both leave. Who's gonna do this?
Come on, ref. He's got his hand
right around his throat there.
Whoa.
Duck underneath by the tornado.
A couple of big rights. And another one.
Wow, look at that.
Oh, landed right on his foot.
Just stared him down.
Look at that. Didn't phase him.
The man is not alive.
He's not real. He's not a human being.
Can't be.
You saw him go flying
over that top rope, didn't ya?
And landed on his feet and just stood there
and looked at him.
Texas tornado
just took the body bag and threw it out.
See, he's worried about
Paul Bearer. He's worried about the urn.
He's worried about a body bag.
Worry about your can, pal.
Could be in that box.
Got a casket sitting there in ringside as well.
That's the last ride.
How much more distraction could you possibly have?
It all works for him, though.
He's undefeated and he's going to defeat
Hulk Hogan Thanksgiving Eve.
Bet you anything on it.
Uh-oh, look out.
You ever seen anybody manhandle the tornado like this?
Tombstone coming up.
Oh, it's curtains.
Services are in about three seconds.
Texas tornado has won.
Look at that.
And felt the wrath of the underworld.
Holy mackerel.
Boy, is he ready.
He's like a batter. He's ever ready.
The Undertaker.
Undertaker definitely
looking forward to Thanksgiving Eve
and Survivor Series.
He may just stuff
Hulk Hogan into that
specially designed casket
and that could be the last time we see
the Hulkster.
Most people have their card with a personalized
license plate. Hogan's got his own
casket with his name on it.
Event center coming up.
Right here next week, Erwin.
The Bushwhackers.
Bushwhackers, it's true you're exempt
from paying income tax
because you don't make enough money
to pay taxes.
We shouldn't even have to dirty our hands out of a couple of bums
as long as we have to.
Let's beat him, put leashes on him,
make pets out of him.
As long as I don't have to take him out for a walk.
Whoa!
Yeah!
Are you ready?
I'm ready, cousin.
Right here, right here,
cousin Luke.
Next week, in front of our mates,
IRS and DBSI.
Let's do them up and spit them out.
Oh, and then cousin Luke,
Jerry, Wolfie,
yeah!
This contest,
let's get to all four of one call.
Currently making his way to the ring area.
The action continues
here at Fort Wayne.
From Wilton, West Virginia,
weighing 265 pounds.
No ice cigars, do you, Lord?
I don't like any of them.
I'm not fond of them myself.
Or Harvey Whippleman, the manager
of Big Bully Music.
He continues
to attempt to push around the competition
here in the World Wrestling Federation.
You better show some respect for
him. Yes, of course.
I think he has
been rudely
awakened
as the fact
you can't push everyone around here
in the World Wrestling Federation, especially
that individual
right there, Exxon
Jim Duggan.
That's a bit of respect.
That was for you, Joe.
Yes.
But he meant it nicely.
Yes.
I think that was intended
for Harvey Whippleman.
Oh, look at that.
Whippleman got a bit closer to the ropes there
and he ran when Hacksaw
welded his two by four.
Those white shoes make nice
targets, wouldn't you say?
I would think so, yes, definitely.
Better keep them off the apron.
Yes.
Oh, gosh, did they ever run for their lives then
when Hacksaw came in with the two by four?
And I don't blame them.
Hacksaw's not about whopping them with that.
Set for singles competition, Hacksaw
Jim Duggan.
Leads the crowd in a chance
USA.
Certainly one of the proudest Americans in the
World Wrestling Federation.
As far as to say in the country.
As we get underway
fully
ducks out there.
Hacksaw's going to have some tough
moments with this man in the ring.
Bully Boschek, the Big Bully,
is not a man to be toyed with really.
He's a very, very deceitful man indeed.
And with that aid coming
from Harvey Whippleman on the outside.
Don't let that fool you for
one moment. I'm sure Hacksaw, Jim Duggan
would like to use this opportunity
to soften up Big Bully Busek.
As you know, Lord
Alfred Hayes, we are now
a little more than two weeks away from the
Survivor Series.
Hacksaw hard into the turnbuckle there.
Happening
Wednesday night, November 27th.
Live on Pay Per View.
That's Thanksgiving Eve, is it not?
Yes, it certainly is.
Well, a lot of my friends have already made arrangements
to have Pay Per View
into their front rooms. They've got parties
going and they're going to have just a
super, super tight.
And you can too.
All you have to do is make that call to your
cable company to
order.
And that matchup,
very interesting at this point, what Alfred
Hayes.
As you know, Hacksaw, Jim Duggan, is the captain
of this team.
And he will join forces
with the Texas Tornado.
In El Matador,
Tito Santana. But at this point,
what condition
will Jimmy Anvil Nightheart be in?
That's awfully difficult to
say. He was really pummeled first
by Flair, and then he was ambushed
by the Beverly Brothers.
One can only hope for the best.
He took place this past weekend, so no
word as to his status at this point.
Could you imagine, Lord Alfred Hayes,
if they were not allowed
by the World Wrestling Federation to
replace
an injured Anvil?
I don't know so much about that.
It could easily be
three on four. Mind you, look at Hacksaw.
He looks as if he could take on the world to me.
He's looking in just fine federal here.
However, I'm
sure Jack Tonney will
take that into consideration
and do something about that, although
time is running out.
Now we can only wish
Jim Nightheart the best.
He can recover in time.
Hopefully he will do.
Harvey Whippleman blowing smoke
right into the face of Hacksaw.
If anything, I think that just
made him madder. I think it did
indeed. I think he's more irate
now. It's awfully difficult to hurt Hacksaw
either mentally or physically.
He's such a happy-go-lucky fellow,
but once he gets that temper
aroused, I
feel sorry for anybody who's opposed
to him. Big Bully Busick
using every low tactic
he can come up with here.
The Bully knows what it takes to beat a man like
Hacksaw doesn't. You've got to bend those
rules to the max and hope that
you can get to some weak point or
other in Hacksaw, but I've never seen one yet.
Hacksaw always comes back.
He always has energy
and reserve, and he can suddenly
recoup. He's coming back down.
Charging in.
Bully
quickly moves out of the way.
Rising
quickness on the parts
of the Bully.
And Hacksaw takes
hard shots at that shoulder as he
careens into the turnbuckle.
There's not much
gift to that
foam, is there, Your Lordship? No, there is
a steel underneath those turnbuckle pads.
And there's bolts and
U-bolts that hold those
bone-opposed in position and
those steel ropes.
It's a tough situation when you run
into Lovinsham, believe me.
Not that I can speak of experience.
But I've
seen one very close up. Yes.
I've seen you inspect
in the ring sometimes. Harvey
Wimbledon, he has such an infernal
pest on the outside, is he not?
He certainly is.
Not to mention that
Verbal
Bansley.
Trying to give his man some help
there, he's going to get him disqualified.
His work is not careful.
What would a Liverpooler
like him really know about
wrestling?
That might have been a hindrance to Matt holding
his foot there.
Perhaps he has
used his mind
instead of his body to
learn this very complicated sport,
Your Lordship? Yes, I'm sure he's
attempted that.
I would imagine his use
like signing contracts
where you cannot read with small
print, and
things like that.
Good hard shots to the body of the bully.
Hacksaw
fires back
into the corner this
time when Big Bully Busek
charges in.
Hacksaw brings up the boots.
You know, Hacksaw is a sort of
a physical phenom to me.
You've got to look at him. He's been through a
gruelling bout. Have a look at his body.
He's hardly sweating. He doesn't
seem to be fazed by any punch, but
oh my gosh, look at that.
The timekeeper's table just tossed a
chair about a thousand feet
into the air.
When the adrenaline starts to
flow in Hacksaw, anything,
just anything can happen.
Up on the second rope now.
Bully trapped in that corner.
Look at
the Hacksaw. He's beginning to
enjoy himself now. He really
likes this situation.
Boom, down he comes.
Body slam.
Getting set with a three point
stance. And if he
nails the bully with this, you watch Hacksaw
smile. Wippelman tries to warn
his man.
Didn't hear him, and he really pays for it.
Gets a three count.
Hacksaw, Jim
Duggan, plainly
gets a big victory here.
And I'm sure
Hacksaw, Jim Duggan,
very pleased
with this victory.
Certainly going to bolster his
confidence as he heads into the Survivor
Series. And here we see this three point
stance. Bang, he hits him with that.
And watch our cameraman capture this
smile. Isn't that a wonderful, wonderful
sight. What a great man he's going to be
in Survivor Series Thanksgiving.
He's got a great, great opportunity
here. Because surely also
on the mind of Legion of Doom
is the Survivor Series
which is due very, very
shortly indeed.
Well taking place in less
than three weeks now. Wednesday
night, November 27, Thanksgiving
Eve.
These two tag teams
will be involved in two separate
encounters.
But there is no love lost
between
these duos.
And the only thought
on their minds right now
is the tag team felt
packed. Oh they want that desperately.
I'm looking for some really
exciting action in this match
because the nasty boys
there are great tacticians in the
league. Legion of Doom have a lot
of power, a lot of strength, a lot of
skills. But the nasty
boys have some particularly nasty
maneuvers that have spelled
doom for those who face them.
Well it really says a lot
for the Legion of Doom's confidence, Lord
Alfred Hayes. The fact that
they believe
that there is no chance the nasty boys
can take their belts away.
That they would give them this shot.
Yes. And we do see a smile
of just utter confidence
on the face of Hawke the Little Rockets.
Incredible
power displayed there by
Animal. Knobz is lifted
right off his feet.
And a clear example
of how well the nasty boys work together.
Jerry Sags
provides the distraction.
Brian Knobz
takes full advantage of it.
Misses
twice. Shoulder block.
Wow.
What tremendous
power being shown here by
Animal. He really is
an exciting man once he steps inside
that ring. Double teaming here
Hawke, not about to stand for it.
Yes, Pulse Man
that slams
head first into the
canvas. Wow.
And Sags just went flat
on his back then. And our
cameraman was there
to get that action.
It's a look of shock on the face of Knobz.
Yes. I can't believe what had happened.
The first thing they thought
they were
beating the stuffing out of Animal.
The next thing they knew they were on the arena floor
looking up at the lights.
They were indeed.
Shut up.
You know Sean, our
World Wrestling Federation
cameraman are really intrepid fellows.
They follow the action so closely.
And when this
Survivor Series
spectacular takes place on pay per view
television, you're going to have a
seat right inside the ring practically.
From a safe
distance. Yes. Your living room.
It
doesn't get any better than that Lord Opel. It certainly
doesn't.
Hawke.
Devastating
in the ring. Reverse here.
Slow up with the boot.
But there was a purpose
behind that.
Jerry Sags fell for it.
Hulks back in. Sags waiting.
There's nice strategy there by Sags.
Waiting for Hulk to come back in.
He knew he was going to follow him back in
and caught him as he was coming through
the ropes. But was it enough?
No it wasn't.
Knobz makes a mistake
trying to commit to save his man.
Looked where he was going. He got dealt with
quite easily there by
Hulk. Hulk's really on top of his form.
He's showing such
good, good shots to us now
inside the ring. Heavy, powerful
right handers.
Oh, puck.
Man, hard into the steel
post.
And then
neatly out of the ring.
Brad Knobz grabs a chair
slams it across the back.
Uncaught.
Not only did he take
an incredible blow to the
shoulder, but a chair across
the back and now being double teamed
by both members of
the Nasty Boys. Oh, gosh
what a damaging
blow that was delivered by
both the Nasty Boys.
In the beginning that chair, they
attacked him with the steel legs of that chair
across the back and now
they really hammered his back into the steel apron.
Hulk must be
in a lot of trouble Sean.
Hulk is one massive superstar
but no man
here in the WWF can take that abuse.
He fights back.
Incredible
resilience.
Knobz attacks from behind.
Hulk in trouble again.
But even though Hulk fought
back then against Sanks
and Knobz came out and nailed
him, it seems that his strength is
ebbing slightly if that is a possibility
with the Legion of Doomus.
Hulk's definitely not behind the
Nasty Boys here
in Fort Wayne.
I was just about to say
the champion's ship at stake
right there, but somehow or other
Hulk managed to avoid
the three count.
What an incredible victory it would be
if the Nasty Boys could get the
win.
It marches into Detroit with the
WWF tag team belts around their
waist.
Tell me one thing Sean.
Hulk has been in there a long time.
You think this is part of a preconceived plan.
They're trying to drain the strength from
both of the Nasty Boys and then he
can tag in a very, very fresh Animal.
I can't imagine that Lord Alfred Hays.
The Nasty Boys are just so dangerous.
How could you take a risk like that?
Well, I don't know, but I was just wondering if
that was a possibility.
Animal has been out of the ring a long time.
Saving up.
The teamwork of LOD is
so precise, so good
that they seldom stay in his way.
Power slam. Here's the...oh he doesn't
doesn't get a cover.
Hulk.
I mean, weaker than we thought.
Weaker, yes.
I'm trying to agree with you now. I don't think
that this is part of a preconceived plan
on their part. I think they're
just trapped. Hulk and he just
cannot escape from this.
Two elbows right to the chest.
Hulk down again.
Never saw that double team
action.
And Hulk
definitely very, very weary
today.
He's moving very slowly
and sort of in a daze.
He lifts it up
and body slam.
And now the Nasty Boys
picking the way they want to dictate
the terms of this match.
Now Brian Knobs checks in, goes up to the
second rope.
Hulk breaks up the boot.
Slams it right
into the chest of Knobs.
He's done. Needs to make a
tag here.
And there it is.
And in comes a very fresh animal.
A very fired up animal too.
Talks about a snap to that
clothesline going on.
There's the shoulder block.
And nobody does that better
than Animal.
Power slam. Hucks the leg.
Kimberly moves in.
Zags, comes in and breaks it up.
Hulk decides that's enough.
And the Nasty Boys on ceremoniously jump
forward from the outside.
And here's the distraction in the ring now.
Jimmy Hart throws in the helmet
of Hulk.
And it's out of the way.
And it's
Jerry Zags
who gets nailed.
And Animal is
with the same Brian Knobs
in the ring as well.
Now I can hear the Nasty Boys
down.
Telling us how they have
once again been robbed.
But that was not the case
here in this matchup.
Just when you thought
it couldn't get any scarier here in
the World Wrestling Federation.
Paul Bearer shows up.
He is scary.
Well, you're having the entrance here
of the matchup at Randy Savage.
And the crowd here
on their feet.
Welcome.
I should say Mr. Macho.
There's a lot on his mind, Sean.
Certainly now that
injustice has been put out of the Survivor Series
Lord Alvin Hayes.
He must be reinstated
more than ever.
He has started
to make that happen.
This has been waged very heavily on his behalf.
Oh, Mr. Savage.
I understand
that Sid Justice
has been injured.
And I understand
he won't be able to compete
in the Survivor Series
against Jake Roberts' team.
Oh, yeah.
I want to repeat
Sid Justice
for a favor that he did
for me.
Because I feel that there's
unfair advantage at the Survivor Series
now. And I'd like to
even up the odds.
Yeah, being the two
player that I am, I want
a pinch hit.
And possibly a grand slam
right there at the
Survivor Series. And lead
a region of doom
and the big boss man
down that aisle
and face Jake the Snake
Roberts and the rest
of the Snake Pit.
But
I got one
big
problem.
And that's President Jack
Tunney.
Not reinstating the macho
man Randy Savage.
And I'm saying to President
Jack Tunney that I want
to be reinstated worse than
anything in my life.
I turned his office into a parking
lot.
And I did everything I can
do. But now
I figure
that President Jack
Tunney wants me to go one step
further.
I think that
President Jack Tunney wants me
to beg to be
reinstated.
Alright, President
Jack Tunney.
I'm begging right
now.
Because I've been a Survivor
all my life.
And not being at the Survivor
Series.
That's not living.
That's a
living hell.
Oh yeah.
Macho Man Randy
Savage has a very
big score to settle.
And he wants
to do it at the Survivor
Series in place of
the injured Sid Justice.
And at this point it is
all up to President Jack Tunney
reinstating the
Macho Man Randy Savage.
And face us.
Come on.
You've got to be kidding me.
You know Sid Justice is already gone.
So that only leaves
the Legion of Doom and Big
Boss Man. Jake,
we're going to survive this Survivor
Series real easy.
It's like my partner says. Three on three,
three on four, half a dozen
on four. There ain't going to be
no survivors after we're finished.
And Boss Man, you might as well
take your old job at the
house back. Because you're nothing
but a tax cheat and a cop
on the take to begin with.
In Survivor Series, you're going to find out
what the real score is.
So what all you three of you have to do
is just sit back and think about
what we're going to do. But I can guarantee you this.
It will be the unexpected.
Once again, we will not disappoint
anyone.
Oh terrific.
One of your favorite competitors.
Oh my god.
He's going to win R. Scheisner.
He doesn't
like it when people start saying
that.
The Boss Man,
The Big Boss Man, does it like
that man, the Big Boss Man, on
Prime Time this Monday along with The Undertaker.
The Hitman and The Berserker.
You can read about the layoffs and
the cutbacks in the newspaper
every day.
But make no mistake!
That's no
For you people not to pay your taxes.
Has anybody ever audited Ernie?
Huh?
I'm not so sure that...
No, I wouldn't think so.
Well, just something to look into.
Now here's a competitor.
There he is, the hammered Greg Valentine.
He may do a little auditing in his own right.
In the square circle.
See him jump under the bottom rope right there? The hammer's ready.
Yeah, we're kind of...
It's dizzy dangerous to say he's slugged in the third.
He kind of slugged underneath that bottom rope.
Yeah, but he's a...
He's a kind of guy, Valentine.
Once he gets going, he's impossible to stop.
Look at that.
Get him off! Get him off!
Erwin says, you...
Look at that.
My God.
It works. It works for Erwin.
Mr. Shyster.
So if you wrestled, that's the way you would wrestle against it?
Oh, he would have a double-breasted suit coat, huh?
Paisley.
Paisley? I don't know about that.
Boy, the canary yellow one admits.
I actually thought that I was quoting Roddy Roddy Piper,
who said that on numerous occasions, that whatever works is the way to go.
No, he doesn't say that. He just does that.
I see.
There's a difference.
I've heard you say it.
Thanks, Randy.
Never seen...
And the hammer dropped down on Erwin.
We've got ourselves a match up here,
an upset perhaps in the making.
Grabbed the hammer by one time,
ready to wind it up with a figure four leg lock.
Come on, Gregory!
These are two superstars in the world wrestling world right now.
Down into the hamstring area,
and the hammer perhaps should have gone for the figure four leg lock.
I wonder if, in fact, the hammer was watching
the alleged real world champion last week
when he put the figure four leg lock on the anvil, Jim Leiter.
No comment.
I have a comment on that.
I think that Greg the Hammer Valentine
would be a hard one for the so-called real world champion
to get a figure four on.
Look at them stubby legs.
But there's also a secret.
If you can get into the figure four, you can get out of it.
Not many of us know that secret,
but some of us do, like RP.
R-P.
R-O-R-O-D.
R-O-D-Y.
Piper, Roddy Piper.
P-I picking it up for mind back down.
Erwin!
Erwin R. Scheister against Greg the Hammer Valentine.
You can bet the boss man, the big boss man,
is looking on and taking notes.
What time do you guys got to be back in the homes?
Sorry, Japers, Creepers.
Testy, everybody's testy Survivor Series is coming up.
Even the announcer's a little testy.
One, two, and...
Almost, it got a three.
Just like I'm almost reinstated.
Almost.
Almost don't get it, chap, Tony.
Almost don't get it.
Got to make a decision, Tony.
Good day here, sir.
He's trying hard, I'm trying hard.
And the hammer back to his feet now.
Where's the elbows in the middle?
And again, a hard forearm.
Another follow through.
Good day here for Valentine.
Coming on strong with Erwin R. Scheister.
Erwin B. Wheeler.
He's been seeing numbers now, baby.
All kinds of numbers.
Valentine laying them in.
Erwin for the rock.
Uh-huh, there's a big zero.
Definitely in with him right now, yeah.
Get him, Greg, get him.
Valentine moving in.
And again, elbow to the forehead.
And a reversal here, another reversal.
Clever maneuver on the part.
Uh-oh, wait a minute.
Look out, look out, look out.
A briefcase from behind.
The referee with a finger or a thumb to the eye.
He caught us back of Valentine's elbow,
is what happened.
No, no, no.
Where did he come from?
Good, that's it.
It's Survivor time.
Survivor series, get ready.
The big boss man, yeah.
Keep an eye out for me.
The referee didn't see it.
Not enough to knock him down.
The big boss man jumped in there.
How are they gonna call this?
We're gonna find out.
What are you talking about?
I thought the boss man pulled him up
before the three count.
He's next.
He's next, according to Irwin R. Scheister.
The hammer disqualified
because the boss man interfered.
Disqualified?
Let's take you to the event center.
Oh, Irwin, unbelievable.
Stevie Austin, you like to run your mouth.
You like to call me a thief, man.
I never stole nothing from you.
Only thing I stole was your pride
when I beat you for your belt.
Let me tell you something, warlord.
You're saying you're gonna send me back to the dog pound.
You're gonna send me back to the survivor series
because in the survivor series,
this big bulldog and all the rest of the team
are gonna survive.
I scare flair.
There's a reason for that.
They say I'm not all there.
I scare flair.
You see, what we got here
is we got problems developing.
Problems developing.
When was the last time you were electrocuted?
Doused with water?
No!
Please stop everybody out of the pool for a second.
Please, please.
We're civilized. We're superstars.
Check this out. Check this out.
The man called me a thief.
I'm approved to him right in Detroit.
Virgil.
That wasn't nice of him, was it?
Well, I'm approved.
I'm gonna put him down one, two, three.
Right in Detroit. We're gentlemen.
I would like to say that the Mountie,
when I get my hands on you,
you're gonna pay.
Well, Lord, let's see
who the World Wrestling Federation's
strongest wrestler is.
That was too fair.
I'm gonna rip you!
Rip on yourself!
Jack Toney!
It seems the beat at your wall is crumbling slow!
We're waiting on you!
You know that Savage, be our partner
or not, because we got a fight to do!
And at Survivor Series,
whether he's with us or not,
us three will be the victors!
Right, Bossman? That's right.
Animal, do you believe in law, order, and justice?
Oh, do you believe in law, order, and justice?
The big Bossman lives, eats, and breathes
law, order, and justice.
And at Survivor Series, we're gonna make sure
this dished out, one by one.
The three of us
are gonna beat
the four of you, plain and simple!
You don't like it?
We don't care!
What a rush!
Oh, yes.
The immortal Hulk Hogan.
Your gravest challenge
is only two weeks away.
The clock is
ticking down.
Everyone has seen your casket.
Now it won't be long,
and everyone will see
your burial spot.
All your little Hulkamaniacs
can line up, one by one,
and toss a rose on your casket.
And we'll walk away
with your title.
Your title.
Your soul.
Your Hulkamaniacs.
They all
come to an end.
The 27th
is your day
of rest.
Gentlemen!
Less than two weeks away!
Mirror, mirror on the wall!
Who's the greatest shocker of them all?
Tell him it, man!
Like the man said, Virgil,
less than two weeks.
Less than two weeks for you to continue
around as a champion.
Shine my belt up, Virgil, because it's coming home
to daddy.
British Bulldog, I'll do you a little
favor. Instead of having to step in the ring
against me, I'll give you a one-way
ticket back to the dogpond where you
belong.
Hey, Bert, Virgil,
Bret Arch, and the Bulldog,
come on down, boys.
Don't be afraid to get your feet wet.
This is the big time
and less than two weeks.
As president of the World Wrestling Federation,
I am well aware of the
recent and overwhelming show of
public support for the reinstatement
of the macho man Randy Savage.
Let it be known
that this office does not take this
issue lightly and has
once again taken the matter under
advisement.
Welcome!
Oh, yes!
I'm all in!
Another chance
to see the very
special casket
that my undertaker has
selected!
And who is going to be my guest
this week?
No other
than the man who's going to be
lying in this casket
on Thanksgiving Day,
Hulk Hogan!
As we said before,
this is going to be
the most interesting
women's opportunity
to get our first-hand look
in what the Undertaker fans
will be, his very
own casket at the Survivor's
Cup!
A very interesting interview
coming up right now,
Hulk Hogan the Hulkster!
The Hulkster very
interesting!
What could be his casket?
You don't think the
Undertaker could be here?
Yes, I do!
There's nothing inside!
No!
Just
where you're going to be
laying on Thanksgiving Day!
Yes!
No!
No, it's all right!
Wait a minute!
Rick Flair getting a bird's-eye view
of Hulk Hogan!
Hogan reaching for
the standing casket is Flair
now confronting Hulk Hogan!
Come on over here!
You know how long
I've been waiting
for this very
moment, Big Man?
You know how long
the real
world champion
has heard the name
Hulk Hogan?
You know how long
I've had
to listen
to you
talk about
the 24-inch
Pythons, Big Man?
Don't
be ashamed
of those butterflies
you've got rumbling
in that stomach right now
because, Big Man,
I just
burst that bubble
you've been living in and I'm
here on your doorstep
with
the real
world championship
belt!
Prepare
the tube
in closing
what are you gonna do
Hulk Hogan
when Rick Flair
runs wild on you?
Let me tell you
to put that
so-called real world
title, Rick Flair, against
the real
world champion, Hulk Hogan
you will find out
Rick Flair, not only
will the thousands of little
Hulksters out there be
Wait a minute!
From behind!
Undertaker with the Earth!
Undertaker hammering
Hulk Hogan from behind
with the Earth coming out
look at that, they're all over him
Flair, Undertaker
all over Hulk Hogan
right behind on him
Undertaker there with Rick Flair
What's up, let's go
Marty Piper
and Randy Savage
leaving the broadcast booth
look out
Flair nailed by Piper
broke that chair
Undertaker
standing over the body
of Hulk Hogan, look at that
Undertaker
not even flinching
what's he doing?
reaching down
boom
Undertaker
standing over Hulk Hogan
Rick Flair
the Undertaker
and unquestionably
will be
perhaps the darkest day
in the history
of Hulkamania
and unquestionably
will be
Hulk Hogan's
greatest challenge
of the Survivor Series
I made a mistake with Rick Flair
one time and it won't happen again
I'm out of Survivor Series
I'm injured
the doctors said
I'll be okay
but as far as the Beverly Brothers
are concerned and the genius
every bit of frustration
and anxiety
will come out
against you three clowns
because I vow to get revenge
on the Beverly Brothers and you two genius
yeah baby
very nice, good job
I've traveled across
this great land
wanting my country back
but statues and monuments
can't speak for the people
the people
must speak for themselves
uh Ted, Hutt
I pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic
for which it stands
one nation
under God
indivisible with liberty
and justice for all
God bless
America
I've got
my country
back
ladies and gentlemen, please join me
and welcome my guests this week
the Macho Man
Randy Savage
and Elizabeth
the man in white
listen to the tremendous ovation
here for the Macho Man and his bride
I hope he's got knee pads on
he's probably got his knee
begging Tony anyway
there are literally millions
of people begging
Jack Tony, you're right
it's not too late
too late you know
isn't she lovely
compared to what
anything I've seen you with
she's a beautiful lady
there is one thing on everybody's
mind these days
reinstatement, that's the plan
reinstate the
Macho Man
oh yeah
I'm making it no secret
that I
am running for reinstatement
yes
but
I want to make one thing
perfectly clear
I am not
a democrat
I am not
a republican
I am very
very very independent
yeah
and I want to take this pain
to thank
each and every person
in this arena
and all the
zillions of people all around
the world
for the momentum
and for the electricity
and for all the
grass roots support that I
feel is weakening
President Jack Tony
and I am confident
that President Jack Tony
will
reinstate the Macho
Man in time
for the Survivor
Series yeah
so I can
lead the Legion
of Doom
and the big
boss man down that aisle
to take on Jake
the Snake Roberts and the
rest of his Rat Pat
Snake Pet
yeah
well Elizabeth
I'm sure you have some thoughts
Mr. Tony
I know you're listening
and I know that
Randy hasn't always been right
in some of the things that he's done
but right
or wrong I'm behind
Randy 100%
please Mr.
Tony
only you can make this happen
that's right Elizabeth
only you can make
this happen President Jack Tony
you're the President
and the President's job
is to serve
the people yeah
listen to the cries
they're all saying one thing
and that's
reinstate
listen to the chant for
reinstate huh
I can't hear you
hello are we out of the air
reinstate
you can bet that John Tony's
listening but is he paying attention
reinstate huh
four on three
good for us
real bad for you guys
survivor series
now somebody's telling me
that Randy Savage wants to be
reinstated so he can lead
the Legion of Doom and Bossman
come on Savage you've always been a
follower and a loser
I don't think anybody really wants them
to be part of your team
and let's be honest about something Savage
if you really wanted a piece of me
you'd have got it a long time ago
so quit living the lie man
just back off
and let things happen at survivor series
the way they're supposed to it's a lock
we've got it the IRS has
checked it out there's no way Tony can
do anything about it
it's LOD and Bossman
get down on your knees and pray
brother
Hogan
yes Hulk Hogan
I'm thinking about
you I'm thinking
about the survivor series
the main event
the WWF championship
my undertaker
I'm thinking about
an open grave I'm thinking
about all your little hulking
and crying I'm thinking
about us moving away
with your title
Hogan
I've looked into your eyes
and I see nothing
but fear
fear of a beaten man
you're running
scared Hogan
and not even Hulkamania
and Hulkamaniacs
can save you
from your
destiny
pizza time
here this week on
wrestling challenge It's gonna be a beauty
well there's four people involved
in this match that could wind up
missing survivor series the way things are going
with the bushy
crushing IRS and DB
how about the ultimately
out of this man
nobody's in that
survivors series forced him isn't he
and he'll make it
your main source of income
that you've got
source of income right now. I'm just an advisor. I have no financial
stake with Rich Flair. The real world champion.
It's obvious that tag-peating is a way of life with you people.
Please.
But just remember this, when you are caught, you'll pay the full penalty.
You better watch out, he doesn't get caught.
They're on their feet here to meet and greet the Bushwackers.
How would you like these two to do your taxes?
Might not be a bad idea.
If you like federal pens, let the IRS try to figure that one out.
Good luck.
Did you notice Irwin was sort of making eyes at Sherry on the way down?
I noticed that.
Well, it happens. It happens to us all, Monsoon.
She's such an attractive lady, you can't help yourself.
I've seen you offer her a banana or two on Ikea.
He better get himself another pair of spectacles.
Didn't even wait for the bell-o-ring immediately attacking the Bushwackers.
Oh, nice reversal!
Things have turned around in a hurry.
Matches out of control already.
Bushwackers have cleaned house and cleared house.
And this is only a sample of what it's going to be like at Survivor Series.
History could indeed be made in the Joe Louis Arena at Survivor Series.
The dream is challenged for champion Hulk Hogan that he's ever faced in his entire, what, eight to ten years?
Bryan is WWF champion.
And it could all end.
Abducting the real world's champion, Ric Flair, trying to say.
Yeah, it could all end.
Very well could end. The man's undefeated.
Hogan's been making movies, TV appearances, everything.
The Undertaker, all he's been doing is putting people in the box.
He's got a special one made for the holster with his name on it.
The Last Ride.
Oh, we'll all have to have to take that sooner or later.
I don't plan on it.
I know a lot of people that are planning on it for you.
Oh, look at this! What? Right between the eyes.
This is out of control. The referee can't even control it anymore.
Tremendous athletic ability.
Tremendous background and wrestling knowledge of Erwin R. Scheister.
He says a lot of things I don't agree with, but you can't deny his ability.
He's not just a mathematical wizard and an honest guy. He can wrestle.
He certainly can.
But how do you figure out the unorthodox style of the Butchwalkers?
Well, the best thing to do is just have him put to sleep.
That's about the only thing I can come up with.
Have him put to sleep?
Yeah, that's the most humane thing to do.
Oh, will you stop being serious?
Come on! Get him! Get him!
She's getting a little excited here.
I am.
Everyone getting excited because we're not all that far away from Survivor Series.
Oh, oh, oh, oh! By the way...
What is it?
I've got a couple sick friends. Can I borrow your...
You've got a lot of sick friends. I've got news for you.
Well, there's shut-ins. Can I borrow your credit card to order pay-per-views?
No, forget about it.
I'll get it right back to you after the holidays.
Don't get left out, folks. I know the Brains friends are going to be left out,
because they're depending on him, but pick up that telephone of your own right now
and call your favorite cable company. Order on a pay-per-view basis.
Don't be left out of Survivor Series. You will miss a classic if you do.
Well, can you let me have your card?
Just forget about it.
Well, then they'll have to get better, because I ain't popping for it.
Well, I figured that.
Look out. Irish Whip hard into the corner.
Close line to double close line.
Both had the same idea.
What a feature.
Motown will never be the same.
Continuity, you've got it right here on both teams.
Survivor Series is going to be a bigger hit for the Supremes.
Action Galore in this one. Oh, look at that. Give me a break.
He tried to kick her. Did you see that?
Shane reached up and grabbed his leg. Are you blind?
No, I just missed it from my vantage point.
Miscarriage of Justice going on here.
Oh, please.
Well, you live by the briefcase, you can die by it, I guess.
Yeah, you can give that win to Sherry.
She'll take it.
Here are your winners.
The team of the million-dollar men, Ted DiBiase and Norman R. Turner.
Let's take it out to the event center.
We got him right here next week, saggy baby.
It's that sickening Mr. USA himself, Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Oh, isn't that special?
The fruit loop that carries, waving the flag to the ring,
walking with his two-by-four.
Let me tell you, Duggan, Duggan, be gone.
You're going to Nastyville.
You're getting that two-by-four outside your head.
And when it's all over, me and Jimmy Hart are going to lay that flag over you
and tuck you in, because you're going nighty-night, Duggan.
Hey, Sykes, you're going to get your mother's little fool in trouble.
Because understand one thing, you're a nasty boy,
and next week you're getting to ring with a real man.
And understand one thing, it's not going to be no wrestling match.
It's not going to be an opportunity for you to spray paint some graffiti on the wall.
It's a chance for you to get beat up, tough guy.