for you and your family. Welcome to the civic center here in Huntington West Virginia a challenge match here this week in prime time wrestling in New York yes and the bully he really is going to have his work cut out with this fellow because he's of a similar vein. He wanted this match the bully asked for it and was granted. He might get it. He's asked for it all right. I hope they'll beat each other to a pulp. Yes. What would you call that hat that headpiece that he wears there. The fedora. Yes. In England they call that a bowler. A bowler. A bowler. Goodness. But I don't think it's from England. I don't think so either. I don't think so. They do have a lot of strange things going on. I was concerned himself to be a bully. And now he's in there with the bully. He's in there with a bigger bully to tell the truth. I would imagine that the the bullies got him outweighed by 15 to 20 pounds. At least. Yes. And he also has to deal with Harvey Whippleman on the outside. So a couple of strikes against you right there. Absolutely. Let's not take it away from Davis. So he really sometimes is like Danny Davis. I'm not kidding you Lord. Yes he's a brilliant fellow sometimes. Well I wouldn't go that far. Brilliant. Excuse me. Side headlock by the brawler trying to gain an edge early on in this one. Well he won't stay in this too long. Hold on though the brawler rather crude effort. There are some sort of a side track that brawler has the distinction of being a graduate of the Terry Garment Pat Patterson School of Wrestling. Yes. Of self-defense I should say. Yes he's told him to look behind himself there and sort of always keep an eye over his shoulder. He misplays with classes though. He probably wasn't older even when he was at the classes. But the brawler has put up some good efforts. He's been in against some of the toughest men in the World Wrestling Federation and really acquitted himself quite well. He doesn't seem to be fairing too good against the bully. Elbow finds the mark. Right in the eye. Brawler has well turned it around but ducked underneath in the clothesline. Sort of a glancing blow by the brawler. Yes I think he was a little worried about there might be some response there from bully but bully. He was so slow. Neck breaker was executed fairly well by the brawler. What did a bully push him out. Whippleman obviously concerned. He should be with a kisser like that. A lot of power being shown by the bully. His moves aren't exactly precise at the moment. He's just a little bit off the mark with some of them. Even so he seems to be telling against the ball and the ball. This is just a flurry by the ball. Wow. Just rip his eyes along that top rope. I didn't. Brawler has been the bully so far in this one. Yes. But I think the bully himself has been just storing his strength up waiting for this. It appeared to me that he was just luring. Well the match is going just the way I wanted it to go. Both guys beating each other up. How blatant choke hold. There's a nice stroke out there right in front of the referee. I think they shouldn't even have a referee in this type of match. Put the referee on the outside. These two guys got a difference of opinion. Let them straighten it out and just take the referee out of there. And whoever walks out of there in one piece that's the winner. Yes let them guard it. Nearly got the habit. Brawler I'm really surprised that he's made one or two nice moves against the boy. He's he's sort of running in flashes gorilla. Sometimes he's very good sometimes he's very good. Both men on the outside right now. Whippleman disappeared out of the picture. They're in a hurry walk. That'll cost them a few dollars. Rams his head right into the steel barricade. And the bully really showing us off. Bail out of there in a hurry. I don't blame her. Count going on here by the referee. A relentless count. The bully is down. I can't really see what has happened to the bully. Both of them trying to get back in there to beat the count. But look at this. The bully just scooped the brawler and threw him back in. The brawler might have beaten the count. What a shakeup this would be. Let's get the official word from Mike. Here is your winner by the way on the count out. The Brooklyn Brawler. Is that going to be hard to explain in the record books. Well you won't see what actually happened in the record books because the bully was on the apron and thought he was throwing the brawler out of the ring. In fact he threw him inside the ring and that way enabled a victory for the brawler. Well yes we know who this is. Take out good luck. Mustafa led to the ring by General Abdon. You're going to show us what. Something's up on the piece of trash. I know but one thing I think you can kind of be thankful for is that at least you got your hearing before Jack Toney and not before Colonel Mustafa. It's a little better when the bottom line's still got tonight. I understand that but I would think Jack Toney considerably more sympathetic than Colonel Mustafa would be. It's a personal thing. Now Jake the snake the word from said justice and just several weeks ago you saw what Jake the snake Roberts pulled out of the back of King Cobra. I think that justice would like to see that justice is served everywhere. Certainly as it relates to Jake the snake Roberts. But then again we make reference to the king Cobra notwithstanding the extraordinary rustling skill of one Jake the snake Roberts. Oh I've done just spit on him coming in from behind. I'm gonna stop by every go on said justice justice just staring at it. Take another shot to the chest reparse on now to the road. Most often coming up to the midsection. Wait a minute. He's stepping down between the knees. One two three. Coming in from behind attacking said justice justice justice. Oh he's going to reach his head right off. I think the snake is going to survive. Check it out Jake. This is a big man doing big things in the World Wrestling Federation. Powerbomb one and powerbomb two. And powerbomb three could very well be Jake the snake Roberts. You know no one believed me Rick when I said that the real world champion Rick Flair would be coming to the World Wrestling Federation. You know for a fact Piper didn't believe it because he spit on the belt. Well Piper I told everyone the first time I saw you whap I slapped you and I did. You know and Hulk Hogan you're a great champion. Matter of fact you're the World Wrestling Federation champion but you're not the real world champion. Hogan you've got nothing I want and in the Survivor Series the Undertaker is going to bury you. I just want to beat you. Survivor Series I want you out there to take a good look at this winning team because this is the team that's going to shock the world. Every man on this team knows what he has to do. You British Bulldogs are going to feel the power and strength that I possess and I'll take a bite right out of you. Fred Virgil I didn't become a wealthy man by being stupid or associating with losers and pound for pound man for man we got the classiest team going and you are going to find out in a very very near future just what it's all about. Sign that belt up boy. After Survivor Series it's going to be one question asked by all. What's causing all that? I'll tell you what's causing it. The greatest wrestling team put together of all time. Piper the word is you're looking for a way out. Well the only way out will be courtesy of the four of us. You can run but you can't hide Survivor Series. Learn to love it. It's the best thing going today. The only thing I want gentlemen I want you to give me breath to hit my heart. You're going to see why they call you a hit man. You got it. Here we come. Yeah boy. Big boss man as you can see IRS is no idiot. Look at the team that I've assembled myself with and it's just for one cause to get at you alone boss man. You know Legion of Doom. Boss man Sid Justice you guys have as much chance of surviving as a Thanksgiving turkey. Speaking of turkeys Sid Justice my oh my how does it feel knowing that somebody used you fooled you for the fool that you truly are. Do you think it's going to get any better than Survivor Series. No it's not. It's just going to get a lot worse. Trust me. Trust me. Survivor Series will be you Jake Roberts would be Diablo would be the Undertaker. Who will you bring. What will you bring in that bag. I don't care. Just as long as I get the chance to put my hands around it. I'm just thinking to maybe snap for nothing now. This IRS you. I know you got problems with natural disasters. I know you got problems with Jake the Snake Robbers but I'm going to ask you a favor. Leave IRS to me. He's questioning my character and nobody but nobody questions the big boss man's character. We're going to kick some butt. You can count on it. Everybody's got problems here. What you're looking at here are the problem solvers. We need to take care of business. You IRS. You're going to get your butt kicked and you Roberts for being a deceit is going to get your little snake behind beat up and you disasters are going down by the yellow. You know something you're minus of a leaky faucet the way you yap. You're always dripping at the mouth where you can forget about it. Survival Series. What. We go from intensity to this. You pay attention. Welcome. Welcome once again. And to my funeral parlors. Paul Cogan. I want you to take a very good look. Oh yes. A very good look at the casting. Prepared just for you. It's so beautiful. I'm going to make you look so good at the survival series. I'm going to cover up all the scars. And my undertaker will stuff you inside the casket that you see before me. There's only one man that can survive lying inside a casket and that my friend is my undertaker. Oh my goodness. There he is. Take a good look Paul Cogan. This is your gravest challenge. Your gravest challenge at the Survivor Series. Paul Cogan. Not only will I take your World Wrestling Federation Championship. But I'll take what is most dear to all of mankind. Paul Cogan at Survivor Series. I will take your soul and leave your then rotting flesh to Mr. Paul Barrow. Oh yes Paul Cogan. You'll lay in state right here. Rest in peace. Survivor Series. I guess you might say that. What I'll tell you said justice is this. If this devil gets a hold of you brother you don't come back. Legion of Doom you've got a team but look at the team that the natural disasters are on. We will survive. You have about as much survival chance as a holiday turkey. And big boss man you're a dangerous man. You're a tax cheat and a criminal with a badge. You're going down. So if you guys think for one second that you've got any type of prayer that's going to save you from this. You're sadly mistaken because in the Survivor Series. We will take no prisoners man. We will give them to the devil himself. Rick Blair. You gobbly gooker looking feather wearing freak survival brother. I've been surviving here for nine years. You've got one low hello hello. You've got seven years survival. You've been playing triple A for too long. And as for DiBiase. Wait wait wait wait wait. DiBiase you can run. But you sure can't hide. I'm going to hunt you down like rain. Lemonade you. You big fat ugly turkey. Yes. And as for the Warlord. Warlord. The British Bulldog is going to show you what strength is all about. Muscle versus muscle. It's survival time Warlord. Over the tough survive. And the Mountie. Nobody forgot the Mountie. He likes to think he walks tall and carries a big stick. But when you step in the ring with this keep it's not going to be a survival series. Right guys. Yes. Because we're a team that drive to survive. And you'll find when you carry a big stick you don't have to walk so soft. You know something Hulkamaniacs. Some people around the world act like this is the first time I've had people get down on the holster. For eight long years I've watched them come and go dudes. I've heard them say Hulkamania is dead. Hulkamania is going to die. Oh yeah. In the survivor series. This is the greatest challenge we've ever had to face. But we've seen the casket. I've had the spies out since day one brothers. And you know something with me and all my Hulkamaniacs Undertaker you and Paul Bearer would have to dig a hole the size of a football field brother because to beat Hulk Hogan the grave would have to be so big. There are so many Hulkamaniacs in that casket brother that won't get the job done. So when you step in the ring with a light with the truth with the life of Hulkamania brother you're going to realize it was more than you bargained for. And what you're going to do when Hulk Hogan my Hulkamaniacs in the largest arms in the world bury you Undertaker. Well this is the one we've been waiting for all week long a non-title matchup. What the heck does Jimmy Hart have in his arms? Breakfast from jail. I don't think so. Wild guess. Roll those on. Whatever it is. The Mountain. Unquestionably one if not the most unpopular buster I think you have to say. The most. The most. I mean the guy is a. From a gut wrenching. Yeah. Let me help you out here. Jake the Snake is the worst. Well all right. Jake may be the worst. I'm not sure. Check this out. Did you see Jimmy Hart slip that thing under the ring there? Maybe you guys can't see it from where you sit. Well I don't know but right now we're taking a look at this. What a matchup this is going to be the Hitman Bret Hart against the Mountain. Pink and pink. A pink and black attack. Hitman Bret Hart going full well. But he's up against an individual who pulled out all the stops. Even though this is a nine title match of importance it's big time in the World Wrestling Federation. No doubt all of the emphasis is on the mountain. In fact the mountain can beat the Hitman. You'll be the number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship. It shows you the courage of the Hitman though. He doesn't have to give a non title match. The Hitman takes on all challenges at all times but he don't care. He takes them all. He says for the title not for the title. I don't care. I can beat you. Well if you have the skills of the Hitman Bret Hart then perhaps everyone will be a little more confident. Wait a minute. There we go. There we go. You might be seeing things through the Hitman's eyes. That's great vision she has. So cute. Now let's see what kind of vision the Hitman is going to have here against the Mountie. The Mountie steps out of the ring. No no you've got to be in the ring to win. Just take your time. Keep your shirt on referee. Keep your shirt on. You're nothing Bret Hart. What's going on guys? I don't know. But if the referee should start a take down. What's going on? Hey. Greaseball. I don't like that. I mean I know why this is not a championship match. So the lead. Because he doesn't deserve a title shot. That's right. But what I want is a title shot shot. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. But what I want you to do. I want you to tell everybody out here. All these beautiful hillbillies. Now you just shut up a minute. I want you to tell all these hillbillies why. This is not a title match. We know why it's not a title match. Mr. Mountie. Everyone in this arena knows why this is not a title match Mr. Mountie. Everybody but you. I know why this is not a title match. I want you to come down here and tell everybody why this is not a title match. Oh no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He changes his mind a lot. Is it because you're a little yellow. Wait a minute. Is it maybe because you're a gutless coward. Oh wait a minute. None of the above. Come on. Come on. Now you tell everybody here why this is not a championship match. I think the Hitman wants the microphone. He's got it now. Tell him Hitman. I could never give a title match to a jailbird. Jimmy Hart just nailed him in one. Oh my God. Oh no. Unbelievable. Look at that. That shock stick. The water has unquestionably intensified the impact of the shock stick. That heart has stopped with water being electrocuted. What's going on here. Remeditation in the part of Jimmy Hart and the Mountie. They set up. Come on. Come on. Get him in. Right in the back. Get him off. Get him off. Get him off. The Mountie. Along with Jimmy Hart. Come on. Get him out of there. Do something about that. Come on baby. You're nothing. You're proud of it. You're proud of anything. Bret Hart. Runching. As a result. Of the electric shock. Look at it. The Mountie's a jerk. Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I'm sure you're real. Serious survivors. I'm the real survivor. Of Yatulla. You know Dragon Boy and Survivor Gary. I'm going to come out and I'm going to bend your little lizard head right off. Turn it on. The forecast is very gloomy. Bret Hart, whatever. Don't kill me. Makes me stronger. I'm going to get my hands on you. We're going to get you. Survivor. Survivor. Survivor. Hey Moody. Hey Mustafa. Hey Mazarkar. Hey Skinner. Can you survive against us? This team is going to be breathing a blaze of fire. Only the strong will survive and we will kick you down. United we stand. At Survivor Series. This team right here. We're going to attack. Attack. Attack. You're going down tough guys. Survivor. This is the big one. Survivor Series. And it always rolls around about this time of year. And it's only appropriate that this team right here. Wild and crazy. Take care of a bunch of liars and losers. And has been. I'll tell you what the big question at Survivor Series this year is. Who's the brains of this team? I don't know. Beverly Brothers. Blake and Bo. You don't know the Rockers. Or the Bushwhackers. Oh we're going to be rocking in the water. We're going to be rocking in the water. We're going to be rocking in the water. We're going to be rocking in the water. Together. Nasty boys. Beverly Brothers. Wow. Yay. Ric Flair. You come into the World Wrestling Federation as a self-proclaimed champion. You think I'm unpredictable. You think I'm wild. You think I'm crazy. You think I'm nuts. Woo. You haven't seen anything yet baby. Because next week I'm going to run right over your little blonde hair. You think I'm crazy. You think I'm nuts. Woo. You haven't seen anything yet baby. Because next week I'm going to run over your little blonde hair. Woo. You haven't seen anything yet baby. Because next week I'm going to run over your little blonde hair. You think I'm crazy. You think I'm nuts. Woo. You haven't seen anything yet baby. Because next week I'm going to run over your little blonde hair. Next week you're wrestling Jim Lee Anvil Nightheart right here. That man's nuts. He's a lunatic. He's crazy. He's had shock treatments. He's nuts. There's something drastically wrong with him. But Bobby. I'm the real World Champion. I like crazy. made an entrance like Ric Flair, the real-world champion, has in the WWF. And another thing, you know, he's not interested in Piper's skirt, and he's not interested in Hogan's title. He just wants to be in. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I want to hear this. Weighing in at 244 pounds... The debut of......a wheelie from Chocula, Mexico. Here is El Matador! Listen to the ovation here for the Matador! I want to see how good a shape El Matador is in. I guess he's really been training hard. I mean, to get in a bull ring and have a couple million-pound cow with horns charge you, and you just barely get out of the way just to sharpen up your timing and your testing of fortitude to go on, it's got to be really something. A couple of hundred tons. I don't weigh cows. I don't know how much they weigh. They're not cows. They ain't got no lambs. Sheesh. Whoa! Ole, indeed. Tito Santana went back, found his roots. And look it, that's what kind of shape he is, Frank. You know where he found his... Ole! Yes! Another Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! This guy's done it all here in the World Wrestling Federation. And now making a new start as the Matador. I'm expecting great things from Tito. Well, you know, he was Intercontinental Champion, was one half of the world's tag team champions, WWF. And if he's more determined now than ever, he's got to go right to the top. And this Monday night, Monsoon, he's also my guest on Prime. Look at the speed. That is really impressive right there. Well, he's got to be quick to get out of the way of those horns. Like I said, this Monday night, he's going to be my special guest on Prime Time, El Matador. I want to see everybody in the audience on Prime Time wearing sombreros. And don't start them doing that. And starting Ole's. Don't start the Ole's stuff. It's very distracting. And his opponent is going to be the me Monday night. Thousands of people yelling Ole. Keep your mouth shut. Kanaka with an Irish whip. Nice reversal by the Matador. Beautiful hip lock as he came off. Look at the depth of that arm drag. Tito right on top of his game. I think he looks better now than he did two or three years ago. I have to agree with you on that. You know why he's always smiling, Monsoon? I'm afraid to ask. I think his hair's pulled too tight in that ponytail. Just a guess. Kanaka setting him up once again. But Tito, quick big backdrop. Ole for that. This is the signal they give before they smoke the bull. Boom. Ole. It comes off right in the back of the neck. That's how they put the bull away. That's how we put Kanaka away. He's not going to cut his ears off, is he? Let's go up and get the official winner. Here is your winner, Ole Matador. Ole. What am I doing? What an ovation and what a debut of Al Matador here on Wrestling Challenge. Another Ole. Here we go to the event center. Ole. Ole. Everybody making plans right now for the big Thanksgiving Eve celebration in Detroit, Michigan at the Joe Louis Arena Survivor Series. Great first time ever in the history of the World Wrestling Federation that the Hulkster will defend his title or that anyone for that matter defended a title at Survivor Series. I think you'll agree with me on this. The Undertaker is undefeated in the World Wrestling Federation. There is nothing this man won't stoop to to win a match or to make a person suffer. And I believe services for Hulk Hogan will be at Survivor Series. Well, I'm sure the Hulkster doesn't feel that way and he'll be up later on in the program in the barbershop and I'm sure he won't hesitate to tell you, Frank. And on their feet here to meet and greet the Rockers in our feature Rocker Against the Natural Disasters, Sean Michaels and Marty Gennetti really have their work cut out for them. You mean Laverne and Shirley. Look at those lousy-looking hats. I-I kinda like them. You would. You know, you said this was our feature, which it is. But stay tuned. Don't go anyplace else. We still have a lot more World Wrestling Federation action coming up. They take the blotters out to pick at the Rockers. A couple of happy youngsters there. Recipients of some of the Rockers. That's... Yeah, I'd love to open a mic closet every day. You know, my wardrobe was by the Rockers. It would be a big improvement, I'll tell you that. It's gonna start here. It looks like Typhoon for the Disasters team. They gotta get Typhoon or Earthquake down. They're not gonna be able to stand their match straight. You're not gonna pick these guys up and throw them around. You're not gonna have your way with them. The only way the Rockers are going to win this match is they're gonna have to use speed, agility, they're gonna have to wear Typhoon or Earthquake down and get them down off their feet. Yeah, and at the same time, keep an eye on that little rump running around the ringside. Exactly. Whoa! Typhoon unloading with a heavy artillery right off the bat. Irish whip and look out. Little bit too quick for that. Made him go over the top. Oh, caught him in midair. Did no good. That's it. Do whatever you can. Whatever it takes. A little late lunchtime. There's a double team. Nice schoolboy trip back. That's the way to do it. You gotta get them down. I certainly hope Jimmy Hart has his team ready. I hope they're not thinking ahead to Survivor Series. And I hope they're not concentrating on Legion of Doom. I hope they're worried about the Rockers right here, because the Rockers can knock you off at any time. They certainly can. In Survivor Series, natural disasters. Joining team captain Jake the Snake Roberts, along with IRS, as they face Legion of Doom. And their captain, Sid Justice, and the big boss man. Ooh, what a matchup that is. A lot of beef in that ring. Don't lose it. Don't lose it. Relax, Jimmy. Calm him down. Take much of these two men out of shape, doesn't it? Well, they're high-spirited athletes. Got a high grocery bill, too. They enjoy a few staples. Nice move by Janetti. No, no, forget it, Janetti. Call AAA if you want to move him. Ooh. Quaid turned that around in a hurry, but about three steps too late, as Janetti comes flying into an empty corner. Squash him. That's what you got to do now. You're not supposed to be cheering. Oh, I'm getting one team. I'm just calling for moves. You're supposed to be a journalist. Okay, come on, Janetti. Small package him. Small package him, Janetti. You're not supposed to be doing any kind of managing work. Oh, I'm just rooting. Uh-oh, setting him up here. But what could be the beginning of the end? Oh, from the outside, Shawn Michaels grabbing the hook of Quaid. Stopped him dead in his tracks. That's his foot. Not a hook. Looked like a hook to me. Talk to El Matador about hooks. Oh! What an elbow by Typhoon. Boy, somebody gave him a wake-up call. Janetti's lucky he got out of there, or should I say surely. That's what they need to use. Their speed, their agility, their quickness. Normally, a guy would have went down with that move, but not Typhoon. I can't imagine the Rockers taking it to him. Oh, nice move. Got him both trapped in the corner now. What am I gonna do with him, though? That's long. Double-nuggin knocker. Where's Marty going? Free ride off the... Forget it. Caught him in midair just like a baby. But a little help from his partner, and Quaid is down. One count only. Look at Typhoon. He seems to be out of it. Now they're doubling up on Quaid. Owning momentarily. Oh, a sandwich jab! Done on Shawn Michaels. They knocked the win right out of the youngster. The youngster's sandwiched him. See, now, that's why he's making a mistake. You're not gonna win a match beating Jimmy Hart. No, but he knows what kind of problems that little ruck can count. Janetti's deserted his own partner. He's left them there all by himself. That's smite-faking. Look at this. Put the move on Shawn Michaels. Take a good look, LOD. This is gonna be you. A big splice by Typhoon. Wow. Get the paramedics ready right now. Get the blotter ready. What did I tell you? Am I ever wrong? Here are your winners. The Natural Disasters. Natural Disasters taking advantage of a situation where Shawn Michaels was left alone in the ring by his partner, Marty Janetti, who was preoccupied with Jimmy Hart. Shawn Michaels paid the consequences. He's hurt. He's badly hurt. Well, he could have a fractured rib here, punctured lung, torn intercostal cartilage. No telling what's gone down here. Last time I saw a guy holding his stomach like that laying on the ground, he'd had lunch at the El Matador's house. Oh, be serious, Frank. Who cares about the Rockers? Stretches in there now. Who cares about the Rockers? He doesn't want any part of it. Shawn Michaels showing us what he's made of. No way! Trying to show that a little test of fortitude. He'd like to have another piece of the Natural Disasters. I think he's had all the Natural Disasters he wants. A lot of life left in that youngster yet. You can bet Animal and Hawk have a sharp eye on this matchup. They can take advantage of any kind of situation. Event center, here we come. It was right here in this very spot over 200 years ago that a brave colonial commander gave the order, don't fire unless fired upon. But if they mean to have a war, let the war begin here and begin again. The war for independence was underway. Of course, the Minutemen won their war. They're at peace. But my war rages on and I'll never be at peace until I regain the country that I turned my back on. That's why I've come here today to this sacred shrine of colonial heroism to say that I, Sergeant Slaughter, have not yet begun to fight. And I'll say it as long and as loud as the shot heard around the world that I, Sergeant Slaughter, love this country and I want my country back. The Barber Beat King! Welcome to The Barber Shop, ladies and gentlemen. You know, this week my guest is on his way, and he's got to be the greatest survivor of all times. I'm talking about Hulk Hogan! Woo! You know, Hulkster, it's gotta be hard to focus on something like survivor stories like The Undertaker with all the distractions, guys like this Ric Flair getting all in your face. You know something, Brutus the Barber Brother, you've been one of my number one Hulkamaniacs for so long, man, and shooting on the square with you right now, you and I have sat back and watched them all come and go, brother, for eight long years, man, and just like The Undertaker, the distraction of Ric Flair is gonna feel the sunshine, the light of Hulkamania, and he will be blinded, and he will also fall by the wayside. That's what happens to distractions, Brutus. Yeah, yeah, but wait a second, Hulkster, you know that I will always be a stark-braven Hulkamaniac no matter what, but there's a lot of people, there's a lot of talk about this Wednesday eve, the night before Thanksgiving, that maybe Hulkamania will die and will die forever. But I don't believe it, but there's a lot of talk, Hulkster. You know something, Brutus, we've both sat back and heard them all, all the big guys, all the tough guys say that Hulkamania's gonna die, that Hulkamania's gonna be dead, and yes, on Wednesday eve, the night before Thanksgiving, it is the greatest challenge, man. I acknowledge The Undertaker as the dark cloud over my career. I understand The Undertaker with the body bags, with the caskets, how all of them have been gone, and the darkness prevails in The Undertaker's world. But I understand him, Brutus, I understand where The Undertaker's coming from, but what he doesn't understand, brother, is the immortality of Hulk Hogan. That to defeat me, the grave he's gonna have to dig will have to be big enough for millions of little Hulksters, brother, and even if he was to drive the stake of the devil in my heart, these Hulkamaniacs would pull the stake out and fight him off, brother. It is the greatest challenge, Brutus, you know that. That's right, Hulkster, you know, but can't you just, can't you just feel the cloud, the feel of death that's just lingering? Isn't it just getting inside you just a little bit, that smell of death? I smell the stench of The Undertaker, brother, I smell the stench of Paul Bearer, and yeah, I see fear in some of the little Hulkamaniacs' eyes, but now, brother, we find strength in numbers, brother, and the promise of immortality by the big dude upstairs will live forever. So Undertaker, whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan, my little Hulkamaniacs, and immortality runs wild on you? You ask me what I'm laughing about, I'm laughing about when I think about the look on those guys' faces, when they see the four of us, Sid Justice, the Boss Man, and the Legion of Doom coming down that aisle. Tell them about it, animal. Well, this is undoubtedly the most feared force that the Survivor Series is ever gonna witness. Not to the disasters, IRS, and you, James Roberts, get ready, because we're gonna do some butt-kicking, right, Boss Man? Without a doubt, you four men are four of the worst criminals in the Royal Descent Federation, but this thing between me and you, IRS, is personal. You say that I'm a cop on the tape, that I cheat on my taxes, well, sooner or later, the Survivor Series is gonna come down to me and you, punk, and I'm gonna teach you a little lesson about law, order, and justice. The Survivor Series? Do we look like anything but survivors? No, we don't. You can bet on it, natural disasters, IRS, and Jake the Snake, you've got a short time to pick up a big haul. Well, what you gonna do when Rick Flair, the Million Dollar Man, the Warlord, and the Monty, the greatest Survivor Series team of all time, runs wild on you? Absolutely nothing, because you said it, brother, right here on this one team, there's never been a greater amount of talent in World Wrestling Federation history assembled in one corner, ever. You've got law and order, you've got power, you've got the money, baby, and you've got the class of the real world champion. You can't beat that. There's gonna be a lot of electricity in the air, baby, and I'm gonna tell you one thing, Piper, once you all disappear one by one, you're gonna be the last one that's gonna find that out. Everything's been said, but a picture is worth a thousand words. Yeah, boy! It's like money to me, baby, money in the bank. You're the man! All the way! You're the man! Hulk Hogan, the Survivor Series, your greatest challenge, the WWF title estate, against my Undertaker. All your little Hulkamaniacs are having trouble sleeping at night. You won't admit it, Hulk Hogan, but you are too. You're worried, you're worried, you're worried you're gonna lose your precious title. And as I, Hulk Hogan, lay your rotting flesh in the casket, I'll reach in and extract your immortal soul, and then I'll possess you and the Hulkamaniacs forever. Undertaker, next week, right here, it's you and I, and this Texas boy is not impressed with fancy words or fancy managers. I will take the fight right to you next week. Right here next week, my Undertaker will take on the Texas Tornado. But hey, you'll be the next one to go down in the Tombstone. You will be the latest edition of the World of Souls. Welcome, everyone. I know this is what the entire wrestling world has been waiting for, your Lordship. This big return match-up between the Bully and the Brawler, and it's underway already. Well, obviously, it's very fresh on there. That is what happened a week ago. Look at the Brawler. He's trying to kick him at the same time. Hit him with the microphone, anything he can do. You'd think the Brawler lost the first one, but the Brawler won the first match on a count-out. What a referee could have disqualified him right there. Well, he's being very, very tolerant, and I don't blame him. Just let these two... What did you say last week about this, Gorilla? Let them go at it or something? Absolutely. Let them beat each other to a pulp. Let the referee out of there. Let these two guys just... And I think the referee in this case is doing that. If they want to kill each other, let them do it. Whippleman obviously upset. Went home with a short end of the purse money first time around. I understand this guy's got extremely deep pockets, and the short arms are lost. He's tight with the dollars. Oh, boy. A penny pincher. Abdominal stretch by the Bully. Doesn't have it fired exactly correctly. Not going to get a submission when he got it snapped down like that. Oh, you're so right, Gorilla. Look at that knee. Of course, he's taking advantage of that right-rigged back pocket. That'll give him a little extra advantage there. Leverage. The Bully is not one for a finesse. It's merely the brawler for that matter. They're better off just banging away at each other. You know what? I thought it would be the Bully who came out and was... I'd do whatever it is I wanted....about what happened the first time around in this one. Because, you know, he was undefeated before that. Absolutely, he was. And he was stunned. And I think we explained that last time. He thought he was trying to go around. He actually threw him in. Oh, it's just a vendetta here with these two. A little late lunchtime for the brawlers. Certainly not too many wrestling skills being exhibited here by these two, but they certainly are pounding away at each other. I'm still waiting for the flying head scissors and the short arm scissors and the rolling wrist locks. I guess they're not coming too much. No, I don't think so. Brother, I'm going to punch you in your mouth. The referees, I believe he's already told them, do what you like. It's up to you. I'm not going to disqualify anybody. Yes. Well, the Bully firing back now. I think he's had slightly the upper hand here, but it would be difficult to say so at this particular moment. Don't tell me he's going to try and wear the brawler down after all that hammering. First chinlock by the Bully. Maybe he's trying to collect his thoughts. Hey, brawler. That is possible. Trying to collect his money at the end might be difficult too. Elbow right into the esophagus. Don't take some of the starch out of there, you brawler. I hate you. I hate you. I thought the Bully wouldn't have any trouble with it. No, I didn't think so either, quite honestly. I've seen him have against tougher opposition than the brawler and quit himself very well indeed. Maybe it has something to do with the odor of the brawler. That could be, though. That could throw him off his game. It depends on the day, whether he washes or not, I believe. Maybe he waits for a letter from the health department. Standing now right on the throat of the Bully and using the top rope for leverage. Let him get away with that for a little bit. I hate you, referee. He hates the referee. I wonder why he's allowing the Bully to do anything he wants to apart from the brawler. I don't think that will upset this referee. I don't think so either. He's immune to all that. Yes, the Bully moving around. He's trying to sort of regroup, but he gets thrown out. He's getting thrown out by the brawler's paw. Came down nicely on his feet, though. Oh, look at this. Brawler almost got caught between the rock and a hard place there. Rams that leg, left leg, right into the steel post. He's got the inside of the thigh on that left leg. And the brawler now taking a lot of punishment from the Bully. I think at last one of them is showing the upper hand here. Don't tell me he's going to suplex him here. Suplex coming up on the concrete. I hope they both get it. I hope they both get it. What was that? That was a little suplex. A minor suplex. And it doesn't seem to have hurt the Bully. I think the brawler is suffering more from that than the Bully. Oh, scoops ram from the outside by the brawler. Oh, look at that. Whip him in. Pull the leg out on the brawler. And the Bully gets to... Oh, look at that. Big Bully. He's fast. He's very straight to foot. Certainly is. Everybody running now. I think it's time for us to run as well, Your Lordship. That's just what he wants. How many times is this going to happen now? Well, there's an international show. Now, listen. Why don't we call the two guys out here and know more about the flotters than anybody that you know of? Why don't we get back here? Why don't we do that? Let's introduce right now General Adnan, Colonel Mustafa. This is what is left of the Triangle of Terror. Colonel Mustafa and General Adnan. And you may have heard Bobby Heenan and I discussing Sergeant Slaughter. Do you think that he just wants his country back? Is he really through with you two? In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. Oh, boy. I bear witness that there is no god but Allah and I bear witness that Muhammad is His servant and His servant is His servant. Excuse me. Yeah, if you can translate. General Adnan, I understand what you're saying. But the humanoids out there and these people haven't got a clue. The man speaks 13 languages fluently. Please speak English. How about English? Thank you. As you know, Mr. Bobby Heenan, the only reason we lost the match at Summer Slam because of you, Sergeant Slaughter. You're the reason why we lost the match at Summer Slam. And then you are going on television and trying to win. You want your country back. What country? You could have it. And I don't think this country wants to have you anyway. You are a traitor. And a traitor you cannot be trusted. You have no loyalty. Not like me and my brother Colonel Mustafa. We are loyal to Saddam Hussein. And I'm sure my brother Colonel Mustafa would like to say something to you, Sergeant Slaughter. Sergeant Slaughter, just like Mr. Heenan said, you've been in the National Cemetery of the Washington D.C. and crying to all your brother and sister to forgive you. But remember, I know General know you double cross us and now time is to show you anywhere in the America and I'm going to do something so you can suffer and you can make more cry and I spit your fat body and Sergeant Slaughter, will you shut up? Sergeant Slaughter, soon or late I'm going to show you we are the real countrymen people and all my Muslim brother. I promise him and I'm going to get back to you soon or late face to face. I'll take you down, I'll spit your fat body as Sergeant Slaughter. Ah! We're now number one and we don't need that key. It is the Medal of Honor that Sergeant Slaughter gave us. That's what he gave us as an honor, but we can throw it down and touch it because we don't want anything that you do with our country. I don't blame you. These are true gentlemen. These are battlers. These are fighters. General Adnan, Colonel Mustafa, what can I say? We're going to find out. Davey Boy, fighting this thing, trying to come up here. Boy, that's tough to do once you're down on your knees. Couple of shots down in the breadbasket, that'll get him out. Some nice English type forearms, I like that. Yes, they use those a lot in Europe, especially in Europe. Oh, drop kicks, that's a big guy down. Some good leads by the bulldog there, really super stuff there. He couldn't get the better of him in that Greco knuckle lock there that they employed, but he certainly did once he started booting him to the midsection. Slichter claiming choke, which we couldn't tell from our balance point, with the referee right there looking right in, making sure that hand does not slip underneath the chin. That forearm constitutes a choke, but look at how nicely he moved over to British Bulldog back into that corner. Yes, he did. Gorilla, that was a very good standing drop kick that the bulldog pulled off there against the Warlord too. I think it knocked him down because it caught him by surprise. Yes, probably. And for no other reason. He doesn't seem to be fazed at all, does he? He was just off balance. Oh, look at this, crucifix move, can he hold him there? Oh, dangerous position and he paid for it. He did indeed, and he managed to get a blow in against the Warlord, but I don't think it was sufficient Warlord first to his feet, and the Bulldog definitely suffering. Not a good maneuver there by the Bulldog. Not against the power of this man. Boy, you're wide open when you slap that crucifix on. You better have your man in a compromising position or you're going to pay just like he paid right there. Yes. He was awfully vulnerable and the Warlord, you've got to hand it to him. The great, great power that he puts into his matches paid off for him there. Hard into the corner. Shifting the whole ring. Bearhawk and a beauty slapped down by the big guy. A little bit low, but slapped down nonetheless. Yes. He's trying to get it a little higher I think, but he's leaving his head wide open. He's not got it tucked in, Gorilla. Davey Boy doesn't want to stay in this too much longer. Warlord trying to keep that chest from expanding and contracting. Keep that oxygen out of the body. Yes, chucking those lungs. Stopping breathing, but it seems as if the Bulldog is really hanging in there with a lot of grim determination. His head is not sinking. Oh, but his arms certainly are. Yes, they are. That's one. That arm dropped three times. We'll hear a bell ring. And that's two. And that's all. Yes, that's all. It didn't even come down half an inch from that solid movement there. The Bulldog still has a lot of power there. A good resurgence of energy here. Yeah, three big roundhouse rights. And he rung his bell for him. That got him out. Look out. Hard into the corner, Warlord. Suplex. I can't believe it. Let's see if he can get him up. I don't think he can. Oh, look at that. Not only did he get him up, look and hold him with a tremendous elevation. A great long delay there with that suplex. And really, I've never seen it accomplish better than that. He really hammered the Warlord into the mat there. Slickster, gone out of shape. Looking good for his guy. Both men had the same idea. Double clothesline. But I think the British Bulldog got the upper hand. Another one. And well, 360. And over the top goes the Warlord and out. And Slickster right up there. Yes, Warlord was out on his feet. He didn't know exactly what was happening. A mistake by the part of the Bulldog. You must not do that. He's allowed himself to be distracted. Well, what are you going to do, Alfred, when the guy jumps up and you don't know what he's got in his hands or what he's got in his mind? What is he doing here? Oh, slam, about to happen on the Slickster. I love it. We'll never see the Slickster again if he does this. Oh, beauty. Oh, my goodness. Oh, the Slickster won't walk for another week. Well, the Warlord reached in and retrieved his mind there. The Slickster. But look at Slick. The referee counting here. I believe he's counting the Warlord out. Look, he picked up everything, including the hat. I love it. Let's go and get to your picture word. As a result of a countdown, the British Bulldog. Well, I guess the referee figured the Slickster had it coming, jumped up on the apron, did not see any kind of a thing that would constitute a disqualification. Now, let's go back and take a look. The Bulldog got the best of all the worlds here. Slick came in inadvertently by little force, of course. The Bulldog slammed him and he finished off the Warlord. The Warlord was counted out on the outside. A brilliant victory for this man, the British Bulldog. Yeah, I have gotten a torn bicep. It was by the hands of Jake Roberts, but I want you to know, Roberts, that it has been surgically repaired. I am on the road to recover. I will be back bigger, stronger, and better than ever. But the problem we have to deal with is that the problem is going on right now, and the only way to solve that problem, and I'm talking to you, Jack Tunney, I am pleading to you, as the millions of fans are, reinstate Randy Savage. Why? Because it's the just thing to do. I love what you did to Bret Hart last week, Melney. Now you've got his attention and his respect. I guess you could say we zapped a wet brat. Bottom line, Hitman, I'm gunning for your Intercontinental Championship, you might say. I shocked you into a title match. Take a good look at the greatest Survivor Series team of all time. Every man knows what his job is out there. The real world Heavyweight Champion shows how he dealt with Rowdy Roddy Piper, and the Monty. He gave a little shock to the Hitman, and the Million Dollar Man. He's going to put Virgil right back where he belongs. Bulldog, I'm going to take the bite right out of you. Piper, if I were you, I'd take a close look around. Bret Hart, Virgil, the Bulldog, and yourself against all this. You know for a fact, the real world champion, the Million Dollar Man, the Monty, and the Warlord are putting together the greatest wrestling team ever assembled. And Piper, sometime during the course of that night, you're going to pay the price, my boy. You know what? We should call this a handicap match, because you guys really don't need me. You three could handle all four of them. But what I'd really like, gentlemen, is if one by one, you could bring me your man, I'll hike up him to the ropes, and then I'll show him what the Monty kind of justice is all about. And I'll tell you what else, you know, everybody knows that everybody's got a price, and there's some things that you just can't put a price on. And this team, my friend, is priceless. Hey! I bet you're wondering what a nice guy like me is doing out here at 3 o'clock in the morning. Hey, I'm an honest guy. I don't lie. I don't cheat anybody. Not like this guy in here. He's a liar, and he's a thief. Can you believe it? He's a day late on his car payments. A day late. So you know what that means? That means that that car is mine. It's locked! You see, what's mine is mine. What's yours is mine, too. Oh, man, in weeks to come, but right now we're looking at action from Prime Time last Monday night. We're not going to be seeing too much more of the Doctor of Style, the Slickster, because he went for a ride. Yes, we're taking another look at the ride, but Doctor of Style took courtesy of the British Bulldog. Oh, yeah! The Slickster, apparently out of action, but nonetheless has seen the light. Well, you can see leading the Warlord to the ring this week is not the Doctor of Style, but who? The guy with the cartoon series before. No, no, that's a different guy. And he thinks he's ten feet tall, by the way. Nonetheless, the Doctor of Style, ladies and gentlemen, wants to become what? Apparently an evangelical minister of all things. A what? That's right. An evangelical minister? Is it lucrative? I don't think it pays too well, no. But nonetheless, we'll have to accept that. You know, I'm the kind of guy though, if a guy wants to take a different direction in life, let's give him a chance and see what he can do. But don't as he's de-venomized. Don't trust him. Not at first. I don't know about that, but we're looking right now at the Warlord, and whether he is managed by Harvey Wibbleman or by the Doctor of Style, you're talking about a man who makes some money for somebody. You're talking the Warlord makes some money for Harvey so he can buy them ten-foot cigars and dream he ought to put a bull pie in that cigar. It's got better shape than Wibbleman does. We had an occasion to speak with Harvey Wibbleman earlier on about becoming the Warlord's manager, is what he said. You're looking at the man that's going to take the Warlord to greater heights than even he's imagined. And if anybody thinks they're going to do to Harvey Wibbleman what they did to Slick, forget it. But I don't understand. That's why the Warlord needs a manager at all. Well, speaking about things that you don't understand, there have been some sightings as of late. Would you mind there Harvey, my turn? Thanks. There have been some sightings of someone who calls himself Mr. Madness in the arenas as of late. I wonder, Randy Savage, if you'd care to comment. Oh, absolutely a no comment. I see. Full out and applied now by the Warlord, really bearing down the Warlord on Kramer. And when he applies a full Nelson on you, it's all over. It certainly is. Oh, Warlord. Bushwhackers, Rockers, you don't have a chance of surviving. If you think for one minute that the Bushwhackers and the Rockers could beat the Nasty Boys and the Bebs, you get your head examined. Hey, it's survival of the fittest. And there's not too many turkeys that made their way back from Nastyville. So get ready, you four. It's time you got cooked. Hey, people in Detroit know about surviving. So gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, the Bebs and the Nasties are coming. You know, it's the Survivor Series. And it means just exactly that. You got a bunch of guys here that are going to stick together and survive. We know what it is. You know something, Beverly Brothers and Nasty Boys, we got a pair of Nasty Boys of our own. And buddy, if it gets down to the Beverly Brothers, you can have the night off because I'll take care of it. Oh, and next day, guys, just think, we got four turkeys and two bloody chickens to stuff Sadeed style. Yay! All right, we are ready for our feature encounter this week. And you can bet the man make his way to the ring right now. It's going to be ready as well. Jim, the Enville Night Heart. He's got a big, big, big match coming up. And I believe that the Enville can do it. Yes, I do. Well, time is going to tell. Rowdy, Roddy, Piper, I'm sure, would prefer to be in the ring as opposed to the running. But listen, I could save Jim a lot of time, a lot of effort. Jim could have a seat. I could just truck on down there now. On those! On those! Gentlemen, please, on behalf of Mr. Flair, he asks that we please be quiet during the news entrance. On behalf of Mr. Flair, he asks that we be quiet. Is that what he said to me? That's exactly what he said to me. I'm only telling you what he wants to be introduced to. Have you ever heard of Kill the Messenger? That's Roddy. I won't shut up. He wants me to shut up. You come up and shut me up. Well, let's see. Who are you talking to? Flair. Okay, Flair. Okay, I'm just asking right there. I'm not testy about it. I feel like I should get a referee suit on. There he is. The man who calls himself the real world champion. Rick Flair. Flair versus Nightheart. Let's watch. Flair versus Piper. He's got a ring to it. Get it? He's got a ring to it. I heard it and I got it. In the ring. That's right. Rick Flair now. A master technician. Standing side headlight. And off the rub. And there goes Flair. Big tackle. Yeah. There's a lip, ladies and gentlemen. The cover of the magazine to be. You can pick it up on newsstands this Tuesday. Sid Justice in better days on the inside of that. Rick Flair talks about how he's going to defeat the Hulkster. And you, Hot Rod. What did he say? What did he say? I wish you wouldn't have said that to him. It's with me. And that just lit a fire on him. He didn't need it. It's already scorching. Actually, Roddy Piper, if I were you, I'd be paying attention and watching exactly what's going on in here. Hey, you jerk. I've been paying attention my whole life. Don't you think I want a back body drop? Every move this guy does, don't you think I'm watching all the time? Paying attention, brother. I'm paying attention. All right, Piper. Don't lose anything. Override to the buckle. And way too slow there. Almost a telegraph move. Flair saw it coming. You can bet he's going to take advantage of the injured leg now. Oh, look at this. Roddy Piper, if that were your leg, you would be feeling that. What about now? That was my leg. I would have been kicking him in that big snipe with the other one. And again. He is in trouble right now because Flair is a leg wrestler. Piper, you know that. No question because Flair is the master of the figure four leg lock. What am I? Chuck Beef? In no way, Mr. Piper. What exactly are you trying to say? In no way am I trying to insinuate that. You think I can't beat him? Is that what you're trying to say? I don't think Vince McMahon said that. He's wrong in a lot of things that he says and does, but not in this particular point. Well, I would wonder. You would wonder. So it will happen and we'll see. I would wonder. This guy is such an accomplished wrestler. The cover one. And I'm not. Is that what you're saying? Not in any way. We're the greatest of all time, Hot Rod. I am the one that scares Flair. Look this way, baby. Come on up. Oh, no. Right now, Ric Flair is intent on going to work and proving a point, it looks like, on the part of the anvil out into the west. You see, the ender and I would take a little different approach. I'm not in there to beat the real world champion. I'm there to beat him up. There's a big difference and I'm the best doctor up there. Don't you cut me off. There's the figure four right there, Piper. And the anvil. Can the anvil hang on? Come on, Jim. Come on, Jimmy. Hang on. He's fighting it. He's fighting it. He doesn't want to submit. He doesn't want to. He's got it on too tight. Flair really, Flair really seeking it down deep now. Rocking back, adding more pressure. That's it. That's it. Oh, man. And that is a testament to the pressure Rick. Oh, come on. Hey, come on. Let it go. Sit down. Sit down. How am I supposed to sit down? And I just wonder what would happen. I wonder what would happen if Roddy Piper were in the clutches of Rick Flair and it was you, Piper, who had the figure four leglock put on him. If I had the figure four rock on Rick Flair was that what you're saying? No, no. Look at this. Yeah. Dignity. Yeah, you look at it. Dignity, my butt. Dignity. Ending. I don't care what you're saying. Bottom line is get up and get your elbows up there. He's grabbing the ropes for more leverage. I know that. This is a technician you've been talking about right in the back. This is the fair square guy. See that sign says Roddy? This is the fair square guy you've been talking about. He ain't nothing but a pig and a pretentious pretender. Those are heavy words. I'm not saying too much about his tactics as far as his aggression is concerned. Well, you were earlier. No, I'm not. About technique, you. You know it all. You're right a yuck. That's a killer. Hey, come on. Calm down, will ya? Isn't this match over? So now what is this? This is ridiculous. This is absurd. Oh, now it's ridiculous. First of all, he was a great technician. Now he's ridiculous, right? Matt's looking over this way. Roddy's sent out. Let me down with him. No, get down. We're gonna help each other, Piper. Man, we can't mess up now. Finally, the officials stopping Ric Flair for doing yet more damage. I don't recognize that belt. I don't recognize it. How dare you point that at me? I can't pose. I can't. I'll shut that right up. Ric Flair is making a point here this week. And he defeated an extraordinary raster. Will he defeat Roddy Piper? Will he defeat Hulk Hogan? Will he be recognized as the real world champion? I don't think so. Beverly Brothers on their way to the ringside now. And you got Jim the Anvil Nighthawk going back to the... Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Bowling break Beverly. What are they doing? There's no call for that. The guy was a cripple. The genius bear. Will the Beverly Brothers give the instruction? There's no call for this. This is completely out of luck. The Anvil, heard earlier on, has resulted in Flair string your foreleg What the Beverly Brothers are doing. Big tough guys. Yeah, give yourself a hug. Some poor guy crawling down the mat made a big reputation for yourself, didn't he? No, give me one reason they had been really poor. I'll give you two reasons. One with Blake Beverly. Look at his smile. Will Pearl, pat yourself on the mat. Really accomplished something there, didn't you? And his tag team partner, Dan Robbins. The Beverly Brothers on to the genius the genius creating havoc even before the matchup began. It's gonna get a lot of people in the Wrestling Federation very, very angry at the Beverly Brothers. The Survivor Series is coming and you can tell you can tell by the edge of everybody's getting that edge of survival. Even the Beverly Brothers, nobody is safe at any time from now until surviving. Look at that. Look what's going around. But I can't get reinstated. Unbelievable. Well, there's a lot of hot things happening here and that is for sure one of the hottest things around by the way is Macho Men's and Miss Elizabeth's hotline. That's exactly right and we're burning it up. That you were a little out of line yourself with what you had to say just yesterday. Uncensored. Uncompletely uncensored. Don't have you guys stuffing on me any time I get rescued. I don't want to be out of line, but I think a lot of folks are calling just to talk to Liz too. Some aren't, some aren't, but right now the Beverly Brothers. Okay, Piper. Trying to be your friend for a little while anyway. He's long enough. This tag team right here is going to have to be wrecked. No doubt about that. Bo and Blake Beverly. The Beverly Brothers. Here are your winners. The Beverly Brothers. I don't know about you guys, but I feel real bad about what's happened. I mean Survivor Series is supposed to be teams of four against another team of four and see there's one, two, three, four here, but there's Legion of Doom. There's Boss Man. But there's no Sid Justice. Poor little Sid got hurt. Now we feel bad about that. We feel real bad about that. But we don't feel bad enough about it to give you guys the edge back. I mean four on three, that looks pretty good to us. I mean, what's the two things you can always count on? Death and taxes. So you see, boys you step into the ring, you're playing with a loaded gun. We're one step up on you. You know what's going to bother me though is one of us might get left on the side with nobody to beat up. Oh, we wouldn't like that. Champion Hulk Hogan will be defending against The Undertaker. Undertaker of course is managed by Paul Bear. Both men are standing by right now. Let's look at their comments. Feel something Undertaker and Paul Bear. Me and my Hulkamaniacs have drawn a bead on you since day one, brother. And we realize that this is the so called gravest challenge, the darkest day of Hulkamania that we're ever going to have to face. But don't think the pythons aren't loaded with ammunition, brother. You know, I know what you're all about. I've seen the body bags. I've seen the victims you've either scared off or put in the darkness of that casket, brother. I've seen all the tricks that Paul Bear has on the outside of the ring with that mortuary look on his face. Let me tell you something, brother. When I won the title in 1984, I said I fear no man, beast or evil, brother. And now it's my chance to prove that Hulkamania is the truth. That you believe in immortality that's been promised to this man with a train of the prayers and the vitamins. We're unbeatable. So what you're going to do when Hulk Hogan digs a six feet hole just for you, Undertaker? Hulk Hogan, your gravest challenge is drawing near. Oh, yes, the Survivor Series, the championship on the line against my Undertaker. What are you going to do, Hulk Hogan? What are you going to do when they come for you? When the hearse backs up to the back of your head? When the hearse backs up to the back door of the arena? And they will you out? Oh, your little Hulkamania will be crying? Oh, yes. Hulk, the future is at hand. It's at the hand of the Undertaker. Prepare to meet your maker. Wait, wait, wait! We are not going to be the same. We are gentlemen. Virgil, you will say it like a gentleman to the people of Detroit. People of Detroit, I am not a thief. I am a very honest gentleman. Thank you. All I'm going to say is one thing. When I get my hands on the Mountie in the Survivor Series, he's going to be the one for a shock. Well, Lord, you want to try to slap Paul Nelson on these big shoulders two weeks from now. You come on down to Survivor Series, and you try it. And flair your hog nose, son of a... May I get my hands on you? Get a grip on yourself. You're a gentleman. I got you. I want everybody to take a good, long look. Hulk, animal, and a big boss man can handle any situation at any given time. Whether it be three on four in Survivor Series, it does not matter. It's true sin justice is hurt and hurt bad. But if we have to have a replacement, I think the man with the heart should be Randy Savage. What do you think, animal? Well, that's right, boss man. With sin justice out of action, there's a pretty big pair of shoes to be filled here. And as we look around, the World Wrestling Federation superstars, only one name comes to mind. And at Jack Tutty, we're asking you to let Randy Savage be our partner for Survivor Series. But if you don't let him, history will be in the making because for the first time, you will have the first three-man tag team winners in Survivor Series, right, Hulk? Animal, boss man hit it right on the head when he said heart. You see, that's what macho man's all about. That's why he gel with us real stick and swell. But let's talk about the essentials in life. The essentials in you, people out there, are different than our essentials. It's essential to us to fight for a living. That's what we do best. And if we're going to have a fourth partner, we want one with heart, just like us. You know what that is, don't you? What a rush! You know, I like to think of myself as a compassionate kind of guy. But when I find myself being electrocuted by the Mountie, it's gone too far. Mountie, when you step in the ring with me, you got a title shot. But the big problem is you're going to be the one in for a shock. There's only one lady in my life, and her name is Liberty. For over a century, she stood as a gateway to America. The beacon of hope and the light of freedom. She was here for the tired. She was here for the poor. She was here for the huddled masses who yearned to breathe free. And now she's here for me because I started to slaughter, know what it's like to be without friends. I know what it's like to be without my family. And I know what it's like to be without our country. So I swear to you, in her name, I will help carry the torch for everything this great country stands for. And in the shadow of liberty, I say to you, I want my country back. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Brutus The Barber Big Day! Bruteye, make it disappear to take a look at that outfit, Brain. Disgusting. It's like perhaps a hangered ape went off of his pocket. Worst case of moths I've ever seen. The Survivor Series, right around the corner. My guest this week. Hope he does it right. Led up by Ric Flair. Ric Flair. Oh! He doesn't even say the real Heavyweight Champion of the World. Hogan's not there this week. No, but we're talking about the real Heavyweight Champion of the World. This imbecile wants to have a barber shop and invite people on, even to show a little respect. Who's going to be giving the advice out there? You've got a scary jury and also Wimpleman. Give me a break. If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man, and there's nothing in this world that my money can't buy. And up till right now, I've always said that there's nothing I couldn't put a price tag on. Well, brother, I have found something that even I can't put a price tag on. And you're looking at it. Take a look at this team. Baby, we are priceless. You know something that looks like to me that in Survivor Series, the key is teamwork. How do you expect to get a Motley crew like this to function as a team, Mr. Flair? You couldn't be talking to this crew calling us Motley, pal. You're looking at money, you're looking at precision, you're looking at the power of power, and you're looking at the Million Dollar Fund. Woo! Let me just say, Piper, Bret Hart, Virgil, Mulder, boys, come on down. Let's play ball. What's you're gonna do when this team runs wild on you? What happened to Demalje? Couldn't he make bail? He's around. Give me one, Monsoon. Come on, Gorillaz can do it. Ha! That team right there is in big trouble. Woo! Take a look, Jan Patrick and Jason. Wow! That's our old signs, one out early, Brian. What a hick town. You can leave anytime, you know. At least they have an airport, you can get out of here. I wanna see this guy. The debut of the Repo Man! What do you know about this guy, Mr. Journalist? Well, I'm not like the average person that has to buy a car in assignment or have to make payments. I pay cash. I don't have to worry about this guy coming into my neighborhood at night, waxing my Mercedes. I understand he was. I follow your wheels out there in the pocket law. My wheels aren't here, believe me. Big guy, looks to be hovering right around that 300 pound mark. Hey, guess who my guests are this week on Primetime. I'm afraid to ask. I'm gonna have the devil himself, Jake the Snake Roberts. Trust me. Rowdy Roddy Piper in his little skirt. Mr. Perfect! That's right, and the WBF World Bodybuilding Federation Champion, Gary Stridex, will be on. It's Tridum! Gary Stridex, what's the matter with you? I'm gonna tell Gary, you said that. Why? Why cause trouble? Cause you need trouble. I have enough trouble there with Rowdy Roddy Piper and Jake the Snake. Uh oh, look out. Just ramming the knee right into that steel post. Interesting looking human being, isn't he? Kind of on the large side. Big guy. Looks like a big truck ran him over and left marks on his outfit there. I like it. Different. What's that there? That's a tow rope he's got there in the corner. He has to tie a rope around his toe? No, that's what he tows your vehicle away with. He'll tow my vehicle away. I pay my bills. Look at this. Oh, going to work on his left knee. Steps over. And now, oh look at this grapevine's leg. What a painful maneuver that is. Youngster didn't waste any time giving up. Did you say that? No, I didn't say that. Oh, he's gonna do some tong it looks like, or whipping. Let's see what he does with his tow rope. He's gonna half tie him. Perhaps, tang him up. I like this. Now drop to the floor and whip him over the top rope. Slingshot him. That guy's not going anywhere. I guess not. Repo Man with a very successful debut here on Wrestling Challenge. Doesn't want anybody to know who he is either. Works at night. He towed that youngster away without any trouble. Oh, I like this. Let's go back and take a look at the Repo Man. Goes to work right on the left knee of the resident Hammond Egger here. Look at this. He's got them all tied up. He has the man in tow. Here we go to the event center. Repo Man. Reinstatement. That's the point. Reinstate the Macho Man in time for the Survivor Series President Jack Tunney so that I can lead the Legion of Doom and the Big Boss Band down that aisle to take on Jake the Snake Roberts and his Rat Pat Snake Pet. Oh, yeah. In time for the Survivor Series. Pinch hit for Sid Justice. Oh, yeah. The Survivor Series. President Jack Tunney. Reinstatement. That's the plan. Reinstate the Macho Man. You know something, Hulkamaniacs? I got a level with you right now, man. This is the greatest challenge of the darkest day in the history of Hulkamania. But you know, people around the WWF, behind the cameras, behind the scenes, even in the dressing room, the wrestlers themselves, the superstars, are starting to panic, man. They're saying, what if Hulk Hogan disappears? What if he's buried in that hole of The Undertaker? What's gonna happen to the WWF? What's gonna happen to wrestling? The Hulkamaniacs, the little Hulksters, are bigger than the WWF itself. They're bigger than the WWF title. Well, let me tell you something, brothers. Friend and foe. Hulk Hogan has a handle on this thing. And when I hear the brother talk about ripping the soul out of Hulk Hogan and so-called wiping out immortality, well, I already made a deal with the big brother upstairs, man. I believe, man. And you can't beat what's gonna live forever. So what you gonna do when Hulk Hogan shows you the dark side that's gonna run wild on you? Hulk Hogan, everybody knows that we have something very special in store for you. A casket. Yes, everyone see it. A beautiful, steel casket with beautiful satin on the inside, just for you. Because you're going in it, Hulk Hogan, when My Undertaker puts you down in the Survivor Series, the casket will be yours for eternity. Eternity is for a long, long time, Hulk Hogan. And as I put your rotting flesh away, I'll take your soul for my own. I got something I want to say. I got the Survivor Series coming up in two weeks. And last week, everybody saw the mounting electrocute me. But when I get my hands on him, he's gonna pay. Take a look, Warlord. Take a long, hard look. Because you're gonna try to slap the full Nelson on me two weeks from now. It isn't gonna work, Warlord. Dibiase, you're losing everything, man. In about two weeks, they will start calling you Mr. Gutter Rat. Well, you'll have to excuse the fellas. They're a little edgy, you know. We like to keep the caffeine high in the coffee. You know why? We're the kind of guys that strive to survive. Feature time! This is gonna be a test. Certainly will be. The greatest challenge of them all. He's walking down the aisle to meet you. Thanksgiving Eve. Good walk away. World Wrestling Federation Champion. Undefeated here in the World Wrestling Federation. Looking forward to being undefeated on Thanksgiving Day. Easier said than done, Brain. Oh, it's not gonna be easy. This match isn't gonna be easy. For either of them. Boom! Nightmarish, isn't it? Yeah, yeah! Should we shake hands with him? No. Why in earth would I shake hands with him? Ice cold. He's colder than a mother-in-law's kiss. Colder than a pawnbroker's heart. Will you stop? Whenever I get around him, anywhere near him, I get that smell of formaldehyde. A preservative. I don't think this guy's for real. He's real, boy. You better believe it. Oh, listen to the ovation here! Former Intercontinental Champion of Texas Tornado. Well, you better have your game plan ready this week, Tornado. Because the man you're stepping in the ring with does not fool around. You could be six feet under. Tornado's always ready, Brain. Right there, you're looking at the last ride. A highly respected individual. Just take a look at his track record. It's not hard to understand why. And not only that, he's a nice guy. Yeah, but like Leo de Rocha says, nice guys finish last. Well, look at that. That's the Grim Reaper tattooed on his arm. Whoo! He was looking at you, Brain. You owe money or something? I don't have anything to do with him or Paul. I don't mess around. This is heavy-duty stuff as far as I'm concerned. Look at this. He is not intimidated by his soul. He just stares you down. Never changes expression. Just a little over two weeks and counting for the greatest challenge for the Hulkster. See, Hogan better not worry about Paul Bear or the Urn or any outside distractions. He's got enough to worry about right there. A big distraction indeed. I think you do have to worry about that guy right there, Brain. Well, if you worry about him, the big man's gonna eat ya up. Well, maybe the Hulkster, you know, pretty smart guy himself. Perhaps he'll have somebody keeping an eye on Mr. Bear. You never know. I mean, it's showtime. It's put up for show. Well, there you saw what that guy could do. Distracted. He did it to himself. No, he distracted the tornado. Be quiet or I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. I was just thinking to ask you the same thing. Be quiet and leave. We both leave. Who's gonna do this? Come on, ref. He's got his hand right around his throat there. Whoa. Duck underneath by the tornado. A couple of big rights. And another one. Wow, look at that. Oh, landed right on his foot. Just stared him down. Look at that. Didn't phase him. The man is not alive. He's not real. He's not a human being. Can't be. You saw him go flying over that top rope, didn't ya? And landed on his feet and just stood there and looked at him. Texas tornado just took the body bag and threw it out. See, he's worried about Paul Bearer. He's worried about the urn. He's worried about a body bag. Worry about your can, pal. Could be in that box. Got a casket sitting there in ringside as well. That's the last ride. How much more distraction could you possibly have? It all works for him, though. He's undefeated and he's going to defeat Hulk Hogan Thanksgiving Eve. Bet you anything on it. Uh-oh, look out. You ever seen anybody manhandle the tornado like this? Tombstone coming up. Oh, it's curtains. Services are in about three seconds. Texas tornado has won. Look at that. And felt the wrath of the underworld. Holy mackerel. Boy, is he ready. He's like a batter. He's ever ready. The Undertaker. Undertaker definitely looking forward to Thanksgiving Eve and Survivor Series. He may just stuff Hulk Hogan into that specially designed casket and that could be the last time we see the Hulkster. Most people have their card with a personalized license plate. Hogan's got his own casket with his name on it. Event center coming up. Right here next week, Erwin. The Bushwhackers. Bushwhackers, it's true you're exempt from paying income tax because you don't make enough money to pay taxes. We shouldn't even have to dirty our hands out of a couple of bums as long as we have to. Let's beat him, put leashes on him, make pets out of him. As long as I don't have to take him out for a walk. Whoa! Yeah! Are you ready? I'm ready, cousin. Right here, right here, cousin Luke. Next week, in front of our mates, IRS and DBSI. Let's do them up and spit them out. Oh, and then cousin Luke, Jerry, Wolfie, yeah! This contest, let's get to all four of one call. Currently making his way to the ring area. The action continues here at Fort Wayne. From Wilton, West Virginia, weighing 265 pounds. No ice cigars, do you, Lord? I don't like any of them. I'm not fond of them myself. Or Harvey Whippleman, the manager of Big Bully Music. He continues to attempt to push around the competition here in the World Wrestling Federation. You better show some respect for him. Yes, of course. I think he has been rudely awakened as the fact you can't push everyone around here in the World Wrestling Federation, especially that individual right there, Exxon Jim Duggan. That's a bit of respect. That was for you, Joe. Yes. But he meant it nicely. Yes. I think that was intended for Harvey Whippleman. Oh, look at that. Whippleman got a bit closer to the ropes there and he ran when Hacksaw welded his two by four. Those white shoes make nice targets, wouldn't you say? I would think so, yes, definitely. Better keep them off the apron. Yes. Oh, gosh, did they ever run for their lives then when Hacksaw came in with the two by four? And I don't blame them. Hacksaw's not about whopping them with that. Set for singles competition, Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Leads the crowd in a chance USA. Certainly one of the proudest Americans in the World Wrestling Federation. As far as to say in the country. As we get underway fully ducks out there. Hacksaw's going to have some tough moments with this man in the ring. Bully Boschek, the Big Bully, is not a man to be toyed with really. He's a very, very deceitful man indeed. And with that aid coming from Harvey Whippleman on the outside. Don't let that fool you for one moment. I'm sure Hacksaw, Jim Duggan would like to use this opportunity to soften up Big Bully Busek. As you know, Lord Alfred Hayes, we are now a little more than two weeks away from the Survivor Series. Hacksaw hard into the turnbuckle there. Happening Wednesday night, November 27th. Live on Pay Per View. That's Thanksgiving Eve, is it not? Yes, it certainly is. Well, a lot of my friends have already made arrangements to have Pay Per View into their front rooms. They've got parties going and they're going to have just a super, super tight. And you can too. All you have to do is make that call to your cable company to order. And that matchup, very interesting at this point, what Alfred Hayes. As you know, Hacksaw, Jim Duggan, is the captain of this team. And he will join forces with the Texas Tornado. In El Matador, Tito Santana. But at this point, what condition will Jimmy Anvil Nightheart be in? That's awfully difficult to say. He was really pummeled first by Flair, and then he was ambushed by the Beverly Brothers. One can only hope for the best. He took place this past weekend, so no word as to his status at this point. Could you imagine, Lord Alfred Hayes, if they were not allowed by the World Wrestling Federation to replace an injured Anvil? I don't know so much about that. It could easily be three on four. Mind you, look at Hacksaw. He looks as if he could take on the world to me. He's looking in just fine federal here. However, I'm sure Jack Tonney will take that into consideration and do something about that, although time is running out. Now we can only wish Jim Nightheart the best. He can recover in time. Hopefully he will do. Harvey Whippleman blowing smoke right into the face of Hacksaw. If anything, I think that just made him madder. I think it did indeed. I think he's more irate now. It's awfully difficult to hurt Hacksaw either mentally or physically. He's such a happy-go-lucky fellow, but once he gets that temper aroused, I feel sorry for anybody who's opposed to him. Big Bully Busick using every low tactic he can come up with here. The Bully knows what it takes to beat a man like Hacksaw doesn't. You've got to bend those rules to the max and hope that you can get to some weak point or other in Hacksaw, but I've never seen one yet. Hacksaw always comes back. He always has energy and reserve, and he can suddenly recoup. He's coming back down. Charging in. Bully quickly moves out of the way. Rising quickness on the parts of the Bully. And Hacksaw takes hard shots at that shoulder as he careens into the turnbuckle. There's not much gift to that foam, is there, Your Lordship? No, there is a steel underneath those turnbuckle pads. And there's bolts and U-bolts that hold those bone-opposed in position and those steel ropes. It's a tough situation when you run into Lovinsham, believe me. Not that I can speak of experience. But I've seen one very close up. Yes. I've seen you inspect in the ring sometimes. Harvey Wimbledon, he has such an infernal pest on the outside, is he not? He certainly is. Not to mention that Verbal Bansley. Trying to give his man some help there, he's going to get him disqualified. His work is not careful. What would a Liverpooler like him really know about wrestling? That might have been a hindrance to Matt holding his foot there. Perhaps he has used his mind instead of his body to learn this very complicated sport, Your Lordship? Yes, I'm sure he's attempted that. I would imagine his use like signing contracts where you cannot read with small print, and things like that. Good hard shots to the body of the bully. Hacksaw fires back into the corner this time when Big Bully Busek charges in. Hacksaw brings up the boots. You know, Hacksaw is a sort of a physical phenom to me. You've got to look at him. He's been through a gruelling bout. Have a look at his body. He's hardly sweating. He doesn't seem to be fazed by any punch, but oh my gosh, look at that. The timekeeper's table just tossed a chair about a thousand feet into the air. When the adrenaline starts to flow in Hacksaw, anything, just anything can happen. Up on the second rope now. Bully trapped in that corner. Look at the Hacksaw. He's beginning to enjoy himself now. He really likes this situation. Boom, down he comes. Body slam. Getting set with a three point stance. And if he nails the bully with this, you watch Hacksaw smile. Wippelman tries to warn his man. Didn't hear him, and he really pays for it. Gets a three count. Hacksaw, Jim Duggan, plainly gets a big victory here. And I'm sure Hacksaw, Jim Duggan, very pleased with this victory. Certainly going to bolster his confidence as he heads into the Survivor Series. And here we see this three point stance. Bang, he hits him with that. And watch our cameraman capture this smile. Isn't that a wonderful, wonderful sight. What a great man he's going to be in Survivor Series Thanksgiving. He's got a great, great opportunity here. Because surely also on the mind of Legion of Doom is the Survivor Series which is due very, very shortly indeed. Well taking place in less than three weeks now. Wednesday night, November 27, Thanksgiving Eve. These two tag teams will be involved in two separate encounters. But there is no love lost between these duos. And the only thought on their minds right now is the tag team felt packed. Oh they want that desperately. I'm looking for some really exciting action in this match because the nasty boys there are great tacticians in the league. Legion of Doom have a lot of power, a lot of strength, a lot of skills. But the nasty boys have some particularly nasty maneuvers that have spelled doom for those who face them. Well it really says a lot for the Legion of Doom's confidence, Lord Alfred Hayes. The fact that they believe that there is no chance the nasty boys can take their belts away. That they would give them this shot. Yes. And we do see a smile of just utter confidence on the face of Hawke the Little Rockets. Incredible power displayed there by Animal. Knobz is lifted right off his feet. And a clear example of how well the nasty boys work together. Jerry Sags provides the distraction. Brian Knobz takes full advantage of it. Misses twice. Shoulder block. Wow. Wow. What tremendous power being shown here by Animal. He really is an exciting man once he steps inside that ring. Double teaming here Hawke, not about to stand for it. Yes, Pulse Man that slams head first into the canvas. Wow. And Sags just went flat on his back then. And our cameraman was there to get that action. It's a look of shock on the face of Knobz. Yes. I can't believe what had happened. The first thing they thought they were beating the stuffing out of Animal. The next thing they knew they were on the arena floor looking up at the lights. They were indeed. Shut up. You know Sean, our World Wrestling Federation cameraman are really intrepid fellows. They follow the action so closely. And when this Survivor Series spectacular takes place on pay per view television, you're going to have a seat right inside the ring practically. From a safe distance. Yes. Your living room. It doesn't get any better than that Lord Opel. It certainly doesn't. Hawke. Devastating in the ring. Reverse here. Slow up with the boot. But there was a purpose behind that. Jerry Sags fell for it. Hulks back in. Sags waiting. There's nice strategy there by Sags. Waiting for Hulk to come back in. He knew he was going to follow him back in and caught him as he was coming through the ropes. But was it enough? No it wasn't. Knobz makes a mistake trying to commit to save his man. Looked where he was going. He got dealt with quite easily there by Hulk. Hulk's really on top of his form. He's showing such good, good shots to us now inside the ring. Heavy, powerful right handers. Oh, puck. Man, hard into the steel post. And then neatly out of the ring. Brad Knobz grabs a chair slams it across the back. Uncaught. Not only did he take an incredible blow to the shoulder, but a chair across the back and now being double teamed by both members of the Nasty Boys. Oh, gosh what a damaging blow that was delivered by both the Nasty Boys. In the beginning that chair, they attacked him with the steel legs of that chair across the back and now they really hammered his back into the steel apron. Hulk must be in a lot of trouble Sean. Hulk is one massive superstar but no man here in the WWF can take that abuse. He fights back. Incredible resilience. Knobz attacks from behind. Hulk in trouble again. But even though Hulk fought back then against Sanks and Knobz came out and nailed him, it seems that his strength is ebbing slightly if that is a possibility with the Legion of Doomus. Hulk's definitely not behind the Nasty Boys here in Fort Wayne. I was just about to say the champion's ship at stake right there, but somehow or other Hulk managed to avoid the three count. What an incredible victory it would be if the Nasty Boys could get the win. It marches into Detroit with the WWF tag team belts around their waist. Tell me one thing Sean. Hulk has been in there a long time. You think this is part of a preconceived plan. They're trying to drain the strength from both of the Nasty Boys and then he can tag in a very, very fresh Animal. I can't imagine that Lord Alfred Hays. The Nasty Boys are just so dangerous. How could you take a risk like that? Well, I don't know, but I was just wondering if that was a possibility. Animal has been out of the ring a long time. Saving up. The teamwork of LOD is so precise, so good that they seldom stay in his way. Power slam. Here's the...oh he doesn't doesn't get a cover. Hulk. I mean, weaker than we thought. Weaker, yes. I'm trying to agree with you now. I don't think that this is part of a preconceived plan on their part. I think they're just trapped. Hulk and he just cannot escape from this. Two elbows right to the chest. Hulk down again. Never saw that double team action. And Hulk definitely very, very weary today. He's moving very slowly and sort of in a daze. He lifts it up and body slam. And now the Nasty Boys picking the way they want to dictate the terms of this match. Now Brian Knobs checks in, goes up to the second rope. Hulk breaks up the boot. Slams it right into the chest of Knobs. He's done. Needs to make a tag here. And there it is. And in comes a very fresh animal. A very fired up animal too. Talks about a snap to that clothesline going on. There's the shoulder block. And nobody does that better than Animal. Power slam. Hucks the leg. Kimberly moves in. Zags, comes in and breaks it up. Hulk decides that's enough. And the Nasty Boys on ceremoniously jump forward from the outside. And here's the distraction in the ring now. Jimmy Hart throws in the helmet of Hulk. And it's out of the way. And it's Jerry Zags who gets nailed. And Animal is with the same Brian Knobs in the ring as well. Now I can hear the Nasty Boys down. Telling us how they have once again been robbed. But that was not the case here in this matchup. Just when you thought it couldn't get any scarier here in the World Wrestling Federation. Paul Bearer shows up. He is scary. Well, you're having the entrance here of the matchup at Randy Savage. And the crowd here on their feet. Welcome. I should say Mr. Macho. There's a lot on his mind, Sean. Certainly now that injustice has been put out of the Survivor Series Lord Alvin Hayes. He must be reinstated more than ever. He has started to make that happen. This has been waged very heavily on his behalf. Oh, Mr. Savage. I understand that Sid Justice has been injured. And I understand he won't be able to compete in the Survivor Series against Jake Roberts' team. Oh, yeah. I want to repeat Sid Justice for a favor that he did for me. Because I feel that there's unfair advantage at the Survivor Series now. And I'd like to even up the odds. Yeah, being the two player that I am, I want a pinch hit. And possibly a grand slam right there at the Survivor Series. And lead a region of doom and the big boss man down that aisle and face Jake the Snake Roberts and the rest of the Snake Pit. But I got one big problem. And that's President Jack Tunney. Not reinstating the macho man Randy Savage. And I'm saying to President Jack Tunney that I want to be reinstated worse than anything in my life. I turned his office into a parking lot. And I did everything I can do. But now I figure that President Jack Tunney wants me to go one step further. I think that President Jack Tunney wants me to beg to be reinstated. Alright, President Jack Tunney. I'm begging right now. Because I've been a Survivor all my life. And not being at the Survivor Series. That's not living. That's a living hell. Oh yeah. Macho Man Randy Savage has a very big score to settle. And he wants to do it at the Survivor Series in place of the injured Sid Justice. And at this point it is all up to President Jack Tunney reinstating the Macho Man Randy Savage. And face us. Come on. You've got to be kidding me. You know Sid Justice is already gone. So that only leaves the Legion of Doom and Big Boss Man. Jake, we're going to survive this Survivor Series real easy. It's like my partner says. Three on three, three on four, half a dozen on four. There ain't going to be no survivors after we're finished. And Boss Man, you might as well take your old job at the house back. Because you're nothing but a tax cheat and a cop on the take to begin with. In Survivor Series, you're going to find out what the real score is. So what all you three of you have to do is just sit back and think about what we're going to do. But I can guarantee you this. It will be the unexpected. Once again, we will not disappoint anyone. Oh terrific. One of your favorite competitors. Oh my god. He's going to win R. Scheisner. He doesn't like it when people start saying that. The Boss Man, The Big Boss Man, does it like that man, the Big Boss Man, on Prime Time this Monday along with The Undertaker. The Hitman and The Berserker. You can read about the layoffs and the cutbacks in the newspaper every day. But make no mistake! That's no For you people not to pay your taxes. Has anybody ever audited Ernie? Huh? I'm not so sure that... No, I wouldn't think so. Well, just something to look into. Now here's a competitor. There he is, the hammered Greg Valentine. He may do a little auditing in his own right. In the square circle. See him jump under the bottom rope right there? The hammer's ready. Yeah, we're kind of... It's dizzy dangerous to say he's slugged in the third. He kind of slugged underneath that bottom rope. Yeah, but he's a... He's a kind of guy, Valentine. Once he gets going, he's impossible to stop. Look at that. Get him off! Get him off! Erwin says, you... Look at that. My God. It works. It works for Erwin. Mr. Shyster. So if you wrestled, that's the way you would wrestle against it? Oh, he would have a double-breasted suit coat, huh? Paisley. Paisley? I don't know about that. Boy, the canary yellow one admits. I actually thought that I was quoting Roddy Roddy Piper, who said that on numerous occasions, that whatever works is the way to go. No, he doesn't say that. He just does that. I see. There's a difference. I've heard you say it. Thanks, Randy. Never seen... And the hammer dropped down on Erwin. We've got ourselves a match up here, an upset perhaps in the making. Grabbed the hammer by one time, ready to wind it up with a figure four leg lock. Come on, Gregory! These are two superstars in the world wrestling world right now. Down into the hamstring area, and the hammer perhaps should have gone for the figure four leg lock. I wonder if, in fact, the hammer was watching the alleged real world champion last week when he put the figure four leg lock on the anvil, Jim Leiter. No comment. I have a comment on that. I think that Greg the Hammer Valentine would be a hard one for the so-called real world champion to get a figure four on. Look at them stubby legs. But there's also a secret. If you can get into the figure four, you can get out of it. Not many of us know that secret, but some of us do, like RP. R-P. R-O-R-O-D. R-O-D-Y. Piper, Roddy Piper. P-I picking it up for mind back down. Erwin! Erwin R. Scheister against Greg the Hammer Valentine. You can bet the boss man, the big boss man, is looking on and taking notes. What time do you guys got to be back in the homes? Sorry, Japers, Creepers. Testy, everybody's testy Survivor Series is coming up. Even the announcer's a little testy. One, two, and... Almost, it got a three. Just like I'm almost reinstated. Almost. Almost don't get it, chap, Tony. Almost don't get it. Got to make a decision, Tony. Good day here, sir. He's trying hard, I'm trying hard. And the hammer back to his feet now. Where's the elbows in the middle? And again, a hard forearm. Another follow through. Good day here for Valentine. Coming on strong with Erwin R. Scheister. Erwin B. Wheeler. He's been seeing numbers now, baby. All kinds of numbers. Valentine laying them in. Erwin for the rock. Uh-huh, there's a big zero. Definitely in with him right now, yeah. Get him, Greg, get him. Valentine moving in. And again, elbow to the forehead. And a reversal here, another reversal. Clever maneuver on the part. Uh-oh, wait a minute. Look out, look out, look out. A briefcase from behind. The referee with a finger or a thumb to the eye. He caught us back of Valentine's elbow, is what happened. No, no, no. Where did he come from? Good, that's it. It's Survivor time. Survivor series, get ready. The big boss man, yeah. Keep an eye out for me. The referee didn't see it. Not enough to knock him down. The big boss man jumped in there. How are they gonna call this? We're gonna find out. What are you talking about? I thought the boss man pulled him up before the three count. He's next. He's next, according to Irwin R. Scheister. The hammer disqualified because the boss man interfered. Disqualified? Let's take you to the event center. Oh, Irwin, unbelievable. Stevie Austin, you like to run your mouth. You like to call me a thief, man. I never stole nothing from you. Only thing I stole was your pride when I beat you for your belt. Let me tell you something, warlord. You're saying you're gonna send me back to the dog pound. You're gonna send me back to the survivor series because in the survivor series, this big bulldog and all the rest of the team are gonna survive. I scare flair. There's a reason for that. They say I'm not all there. I scare flair. You see, what we got here is we got problems developing. Problems developing. Problems developing. When was the last time you were electrocuted? Doused with water? No! No! No! No! No! Please stop everybody out of the pool for a second. Please, please. We're civilized. We're superstars. Check this out. Check this out. The man called me a thief. I'm approved to him right in Detroit. Virgil. That wasn't nice of him, was it? Well, I'm approved. I'm gonna put him down one, two, three. Right in Detroit. We're gentlemen. I would like to say that the Mountie, when I get my hands on you, you're gonna pay. Well, Lord, let's see who the World Wrestling Federation's strongest wrestler is. That was too fair. I'm gonna rip you! Rip on yourself! Jack Toney! It seems the beat at your wall is crumbling slow! We're waiting on you! You know that Savage, be our partner or not, because we got a fight to do! And at Survivor Series, whether he's with us or not, us three will be the victors! Right, Bossman? That's right. Animal, do you believe in law, order, and justice? Oh, do you believe in law, order, and justice? The big Bossman lives, eats, and breathes law, order, and justice. And at Survivor Series, we're gonna make sure this dished out, one by one. The three of us are gonna beat the four of you, plain and simple! You don't like it? We don't care! What a rush! Oh, yes. The immortal Hulk Hogan. Your gravest challenge is only two weeks away. The clock is ticking down. Everyone has seen your casket. Now it won't be long, and everyone will see your burial spot. All your little Hulkamaniacs can line up, one by one, and toss a rose on your casket. And we'll walk away with your title. Your title. Your soul. Your Hulkamaniacs. They all come to an end. The 27th is your day of rest. Gentlemen! Less than two weeks away! Mirror, mirror on the wall! Who's the greatest shocker of them all? Tell him it, man! Like the man said, Virgil, less than two weeks. Less than two weeks for you to continue around as a champion. Shine my belt up, Virgil, because it's coming home to daddy. British Bulldog, I'll do you a little favor. Instead of having to step in the ring against me, I'll give you a one-way ticket back to the dogpond where you belong. Hey, Bert, Virgil, Bret Arch, and the Bulldog, come on down, boys. Don't be afraid to get your feet wet. This is the big time and less than two weeks. As president of the World Wrestling Federation, I am well aware of the recent and overwhelming show of public support for the reinstatement of the macho man Randy Savage. Let it be known that this office does not take this issue lightly and has once again taken the matter under advisement. Welcome! Oh, yes! I'm all in! Another chance to see the very special casket that my undertaker has selected! And who is going to be my guest this week? No other than the man who's going to be lying in this casket on Thanksgiving Day, Hulk Hogan! As we said before, this is going to be the most interesting women's opportunity to get our first-hand look in what the Undertaker fans will be, his very own casket at the Survivor's Cup! A very interesting interview coming up right now, Hulk Hogan the Hulkster! The Hulkster very interesting! What could be his casket? You don't think the Undertaker could be here? Yes, I do! There's nothing inside! No! Just where you're going to be laying on Thanksgiving Day! Yes! No! No, it's all right! Wait a minute! Rick Flair getting a bird's-eye view of Hulk Hogan! Hogan reaching for the standing casket is Flair now confronting Hulk Hogan! Come on over here! You know how long I've been waiting for this very moment, Big Man? You know how long the real world champion has heard the name Hulk Hogan? You know how long I've had to listen to you talk about the 24-inch Pythons, Big Man? Don't be ashamed of those butterflies you've got rumbling in that stomach right now because, Big Man, I just burst that bubble you've been living in and I'm here on your doorstep with the real world championship belt! Prepare the tube in closing in closing what are you gonna do Hulk Hogan when Rick Flair runs wild on you? Let me tell you to put that so-called real world title, Rick Flair, against the real world champion, Hulk Hogan you will find out Rick Flair, not only will the thousands of little Hulksters out there be Wait a minute! From behind! Undertaker with the Earth! Undertaker hammering Hulk Hogan from behind with the Earth coming out look at that, they're all over him Flair, Undertaker all over Hulk Hogan right behind on him Undertaker there with Rick Flair What's up, let's go Marty Piper and Randy Savage leaving the broadcast booth look out Flair nailed by Piper broke that chair Undertaker standing over the body of Hulk Hogan, look at that Undertaker not even flinching what's he doing? reaching down boom Undertaker standing over Hulk Hogan Rick Flair the Undertaker and unquestionably will be perhaps the darkest day in the history of Hulkamania and unquestionably will be Hulk Hogan's greatest challenge of the Survivor Series I made a mistake with Rick Flair one time and it won't happen again I'm out of Survivor Series I'm injured the doctors said I'll be okay but as far as the Beverly Brothers are concerned and the genius every bit of frustration and anxiety will come out against you three clowns because I vow to get revenge on the Beverly Brothers and you two genius yeah baby very nice, good job I've traveled across this great land wanting my country back but statues and monuments can't speak for the people the people must speak for themselves uh Ted, Hutt I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all God bless America I've got my country back ladies and gentlemen, please join me and welcome my guests this week the Macho Man Randy Savage and Elizabeth the man in white listen to the tremendous ovation here for the Macho Man and his bride I hope he's got knee pads on he's probably got his knee begging Tony anyway there are literally millions of people begging Jack Tony, you're right it's not too late too late you know isn't she lovely compared to what anything I've seen you with she's a beautiful lady there is one thing on everybody's mind these days reinstatement, that's the plan reinstate the Macho Man oh yeah I'm making it no secret that I am running for reinstatement yes but I want to make one thing perfectly clear I am not a democrat I am not a republican I am very very very independent yeah and I want to take this pain to thank each and every person in this arena and all the zillions of people all around the world for the momentum and for the electricity and for all the grass roots support that I feel is weakening President Jack Tony and I am confident that President Jack Tony will reinstate the Macho Man in time for the Survivor Series yeah so I can lead the Legion of Doom and the big boss man down that aisle to take on Jake the Snake Roberts and the rest of his Rat Pat Snake Pet yeah well Elizabeth I'm sure you have some thoughts Mr. Tony I know you're listening and I know that Randy hasn't always been right in some of the things that he's done but right or wrong I'm behind Randy 100% please Mr. Tony only you can make this happen that's right Elizabeth only you can make this happen President Jack Tony you're the President and the President's job is to serve the people yeah listen to the cries they're all saying one thing and that's reinstate reinstate reinstate reinstate reinstate listen to the chant for reinstate huh I can't hear you hello are we out of the air reinstate reinstate reinstate you can bet that John Tony's listening but is he paying attention reinstate huh four on three good for us real bad for you guys survivor series now somebody's telling me that Randy Savage wants to be reinstated so he can lead the Legion of Doom and Bossman come on Savage you've always been a follower and a loser I don't think anybody really wants them to be part of your team and let's be honest about something Savage if you really wanted a piece of me you'd have got it a long time ago so quit living the lie man just back off and let things happen at survivor series the way they're supposed to it's a lock we've got it the IRS has checked it out there's no way Tony can do anything about it it's LOD and Bossman get down on your knees and pray brother Hogan yes Hulk Hogan I'm thinking about you I'm thinking about the survivor series the main event the WWF championship my undertaker I'm thinking about an open grave I'm thinking about all your little hulking and crying I'm thinking about us moving away with your title Hogan I've looked into your eyes and I see nothing but fear fear of a beaten man you're running scared Hogan and not even Hulkamania and Hulkamaniacs can save you from your destiny pizza time here this week on wrestling challenge It's gonna be a beauty well there's four people involved in this match that could wind up missing survivor series the way things are going with the bushy crushing IRS and DB how about the ultimately out of this man nobody's in that survivors series forced him isn't he and he'll make it your main source of income that you've got source of income right now. I'm just an advisor. I have no financial stake with Rich Flair. The real world champion. It's obvious that tag-peating is a way of life with you people. Please. But just remember this, when you are caught, you'll pay the full penalty. You better watch out, he doesn't get caught. They're on their feet here to meet and greet the Bushwackers. How would you like these two to do your taxes? Might not be a bad idea. If you like federal pens, let the IRS try to figure that one out. Good luck. Did you notice Irwin was sort of making eyes at Sherry on the way down? I noticed that. Well, it happens. It happens to us all, Monsoon. She's such an attractive lady, you can't help yourself. I've seen you offer her a banana or two on Ikea. He better get himself another pair of spectacles. Didn't even wait for the bell-o-ring immediately attacking the Bushwackers. Oh, nice reversal! Things have turned around in a hurry. Matches out of control already. Bushwackers have cleaned house and cleared house. And this is only a sample of what it's going to be like at Survivor Series. History could indeed be made in the Joe Louis Arena at Survivor Series. The dream is challenged for champion Hulk Hogan that he's ever faced in his entire, what, eight to ten years? Bryan is WWF champion. And it could all end. Abducting the real world's champion, Ric Flair, trying to say. Yeah, it could all end. Very well could end. The man's undefeated. Hogan's been making movies, TV appearances, everything. The Undertaker, all he's been doing is putting people in the box. He's got a special one made for the holster with his name on it. The Last Ride. Oh, we'll all have to have to take that sooner or later. I don't plan on it. I know a lot of people that are planning on it for you. Oh, look at this! What? Right between the eyes. This is out of control. The referee can't even control it anymore. Tremendous athletic ability. Tremendous background and wrestling knowledge of Erwin R. Scheister. He says a lot of things I don't agree with, but you can't deny his ability. He's not just a mathematical wizard and an honest guy. He can wrestle. He certainly can. But how do you figure out the unorthodox style of the Butchwalkers? Well, the best thing to do is just have him put to sleep. That's about the only thing I can come up with. Have him put to sleep? Yeah, that's the most humane thing to do. Oh, will you stop being serious? Come on! Get him! Get him! She's getting a little excited here. I am. Everyone getting excited because we're not all that far away from Survivor Series. Oh, oh, oh, oh! By the way... What is it? I've got a couple sick friends. Can I borrow your... You've got a lot of sick friends. I've got news for you. Well, there's shut-ins. Can I borrow your credit card to order pay-per-views? No, forget about it. I'll get it right back to you after the holidays. Don't get left out, folks. I know the Brains friends are going to be left out, because they're depending on him, but pick up that telephone of your own right now and call your favorite cable company. Order on a pay-per-view basis. Don't be left out of Survivor Series. You will miss a classic if you do. Well, can you let me have your card? Just forget about it. Well, then they'll have to get better, because I ain't popping for it. Well, I figured that. Look out. Irish Whip hard into the corner. Close line to double close line. Both had the same idea. What a feature. Motown will never be the same. Continuity, you've got it right here on both teams. Survivor Series is going to be a bigger hit for the Supremes. Action Galore in this one. Oh, look at that. Give me a break. He tried to kick her. Did you see that? Shane reached up and grabbed his leg. Are you blind? No, I just missed it from my vantage point. Miscarriage of Justice going on here. Oh, please. Well, you live by the briefcase, you can die by it, I guess. Yeah, you can give that win to Sherry. She'll take it. Here are your winners. The team of the million-dollar men, Ted DiBiase and Norman R. Turner. Let's take it out to the event center. We got him right here next week, saggy baby. It's that sickening Mr. USA himself, Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Oh, isn't that special? The fruit loop that carries, waving the flag to the ring, walking with his two-by-four. Let me tell you, Duggan, Duggan, be gone. You're going to Nastyville. You're getting that two-by-four outside your head. And when it's all over, me and Jimmy Hart are going to lay that flag over you and tuck you in, because you're going nighty-night, Duggan. Hey, Sykes, you're going to get your mother's little fool in trouble. Because understand one thing, you're a nasty boy, and next week you're getting to ring with a real man. And understand one thing, it's not going to be no wrestling match. It's not going to be an opportunity for you to spray paint some graffiti on the wall. It's a chance for you to get beat up, tough guy.