Hello?
Yeah, Bossman.
This is Gene Auckland from the World Wrestling Federation.
I've got a couple of questions for you.
We've heard that you've lost a great deal of weight.
Physically, how are you doing right now?
Yeah, I mean, Gene, it's true I've lost a lot of weight and physically I've been weakened
but the big bossman is on the road to recovery.
I've got to ask you about the emotional scars that have been left by this devastating incident.
To many observers, they feel your spirit has been broken and you're not going to be able
to return.
What about it?
Well, there's a lot of people that believe in law, order, and justice and the big bossman
is a man of his word.
I know for one thing, I'm not going to let trash like Nils take over.
This is a fight I might not win but it sure as hell a fight I'm going to fight.
All right, now, Bossman, my final question.
If indeed you have made up your mind, when specifically will you be back?
Me and Gene, I said a few weeks ago on the World Wrestling Federation Network that I'll
be back.
Well, it's going to be a lot sooner than Nils thinks.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, join me in welcoming my guest this week, the Repo Man.
All right, well...
What is this?
He's on a bicycle.
The Repo Man arriving here in this arena on a bicycle.
A rather nice looking 10-speed bicycle.
Brand new one.
Wait a minute, Repo Man.
What's with the bike?
Gene, I got to tell you, I love my job.
You're not going to believe this, just a couple of blocks away, I met this kid.
He was studying for finals, so he had to quit his job, and I mean, when he quit his job,
he couldn't make any payments, he didn't make any money.
So then I had to come and I had to do my job.
I had to repossess a brand new 10-speed.
Oh, wait just a minute.
You got to be kidding me.
The way it goes.
Repo Man, that is sick.
That is absolutely disgusting.
Now, that was a 15-year-old kid, you know, a couple of blocks from here, but that is
not the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith.
I'm glad you brought up his name, because did you know, I'm his master, every command
I make.
He does?
What are you talking about?
I told him the other day, I told him, I said, why don't you get up on your high legs and
beg?
And he did it.
That's ridiculous.
Then I told him, I said, why don't you roll over?
He rolled over.
Come on.
Then I told him, I said, here, shake hands.
And he shook my hand.
You've got to be kidding.
He shook my hand.
So if I tell Davey Boy Smith, he won't make it to Summer Slam.
He won't.
And you know what?
If he doesn't obey me, I'm going to lock him in a car, put on Summer D, and roll the windows
up.
Hey.
It's terrible.
And if that doesn't work, I'm going to get him fixed for good.
I can't believe this guy.
The nerve of repossessing a youngster's ten speed.
Oh, my goodness.
What a great humanitarian.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Ultimate Warrior.
Another nice standing ovation for the Ultimate Warrior.
What a reception for the former WWF champion.
I don't hear any accolades come on here, mom.
I'm just watching them.
I want to see what happens to him next.
All right, Ultimate Warrior.
We've got to talk about the curse, the hex, the black magic, the voodoo of Papa Shango.
For everything I've seen and what I personally have experienced, I don't know what to say.
I'm curious.
What do you believe?
I stand before you, Papa Shango, to tell you that I do believe.
I believe as I reach out to these warriors.
They know that what they give, they shall more than receive as I reach to those warriors.
To me, Papa Shango, they know that they shall only become even greater, even more powerful.
I, we have devoured your black magic.
I, we shall now destroy you.
Destroy you with the power of the Ultimate Warrior.
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Toledo, here on this Independence Weekend.
We roll them on soon, along with his lordship, Alfred Hayes, as we celebrate 216 years of
independence from your homeland, Alfred.
I knew you'd fact something to say about me.
That Cornwall is not a very good general, was he?
Well, he certainly made his, uh, some classic mistakes, I might add.
He made some very bad technical errors.
How about Georgetown?
Not a good king.
I suppose, Alfred, you had that big blowout in your backyard yesterday.
That big, uh, Fourth of July baloney blowout that you usually have.
No, I didn't.
I hit myself on the Fourth of July.
And you think you are expecting a tax refund?
My advice to you is to put it in the bank, because you're gonna need the money to pay
your taxes next year.
Give me a break, Irwin.
Good advice, though.
Good advice.
Jeez.
How about your taxes?
Are they all paid up for it?
Well, I hope so.
Are you supposed to pay taxes?
Yes!
You're in big, big trouble.
He's got a dossier on you in that briefcase, you know, Groomer.
I'm sure he does.
Looks like the old Barrett, the arcade, you shoot him, and he turns around and goes the other way, and you shoot him again.
And now he's shot off too.
He walks out of there, and I don't blame him.
Well, that's a good point there, that Money Incorporated making to the referee, he was using a fist rather excessively.
Well, I think this referee, Alfred, is not sure what day of the week it is.
Well, I don't know so much about this. It's tough to control a match of this caliber.
You get these four fellows who are tough, they're strong, they're very, very fast, they have great rings, Savvy.
A referee to keep up with that has got his work cut out.
They know how to manipulate a referee, Alfred.
Yes, they do indeed.
And the tag team action, very hot and heavy as it always is here in the World Wrestling Federation.
Some tremendous teams looking to vie to be number one, to be the number one challengers and get a crutch at that coveted title.
Talking about guys like High Energy, how about that?
Yes.
The Rocket and Coco Beware just stunned the wrestling world.
A great, great combination, and then of course there's those that have been at the top all this time.
Look at Legion of Doom.
LOD, former champion, ranked very high.
Beverly Brothers, even with that horrid manager that they have, the genius, they're right up there in the rankings.
And let's not forget about another former pair of champions, the Nasty Boys.
Yes, the Nasty Boys, you can't deny their talent.
It is certainly there to be seen very, very plainly.
How about the Natural Disasters?
Natural Disasters, Typhoon and Earthquake, had a golden opportunity in the Hoosier Dome at WrestleMania, and it just slipped through their fingers.
It certainly did. That was a shame.
It ran through their fingers.
Yeah, it ran away from their fingers too.
That was certainly a shame for them, but you know who are dark horses in that race also, the toughest division there is?
Who might that be?
The Bushwackers.
Oh my goodness, the Bushwackers.
Let's not forget about them.
Always a serious threat to any team trying to climb the ladder, because they are so unorthodox.
The sergeant taking off after the mouth of the south there, but the mouth of the south a little too fleet a foot for the big sergeant.
Well, sometimes enough is enough. Sometimes enough is too much, Alfred.
Yes, it is with that little fellow.
The sergeant has really beside himself with anger here, but this is no good.
He's distracting the referee. In fact, he's bordering here on being disqualified.
He can't manhandle the referee, and vice versa, the referees cannot lay their hands on the wrestlers.
Nice reversal, but whoa, the closet was empty by the time he got there.
Erwin using that speed and agility to outmaneuver and outthink Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Yes, and that was a questionable shot there by Money Incorporated, Scheister.
He came in and dropped that leg perilously low on Hacksaw Jim Duggan, but they're getting behind him.
This crowd here, their USA charge is going up everywhere.
Irish whip by Diviassi. The tag almost was made, but didn't quite reach him.
Over for the cover. One, two, no.
Tough to hold down a guy that has that kind of upper body power.
And now, Diviassi reverting to the reverse chinlock.
I believe he's trying to buy a little time here, Alfred.
Well, I don't know. It's good tag team strategy.
Wear this man down. Wear him down for your partner. Then tag him in.
In this case, tag in the Scheister and let him finish him off.
But I don't see anybody finishing off Duggan just yet. Do you?
Hard to wear down a man.
Oh, gosh. Look at him. He just absorbs all that punishment. He soaks it up.
Look at how Diviassi knew exactly where he was out there geographically
and was able to just turn around so easily. Whoa.
Do you think that Irwin had got to s**t Sarge's attention?
He certainly did, and that's one way to upset a combination.
Wake them up like that. Now you see what has happened.
Sarge is in there distracting the referee again.
Why? Because Money Inc. has cut the ring in half so perfectly.
That's why they're the champions.
And here's another little clap.
The referee didn't see that guy. Not going to allow it, I guarantee you.
A little smoke screen created there.
And look at the devastating results of that.
They really are a great tag team combination.
The Million Dollar Man and Irwin R. Scheister,
they really are a great, great tag team champion pair.
A lot of experience, a lot of technique, a lot of ring savvy,
and that's what it takes to become champions.
These guys don't like any of that. Whoa.
He'll be eating with his left hand for a while.
It's that way, Hacksaw. There you go.
Tag finally made. Sarge and Inder unloading.
Super tag team change there by the Sarge and Hacksaw.
Obviously they had their signals right that time.
Lockout.
Awful lot of action going on inside and outside the ring.
A slaughter is exploding here.
And look at this, going for the Cobra Clutch.
He's got it on. It's very similar to that Million Dollar Dream.
And now DiBiase knows what it feels like.
It's a devastating hold that the Sergeant had,
but saved in the nick of time by Scheister.
And the referee has not been able to control this affair.
All four men inside the ring right now.
Referee buried in there as well.
Irwin weasels his way out of there.
He's got the two-by-four. It belongs to Hacksaw.
But he got caught.
Oh, nice piece of anticipation there by Donovan.
Oh, what? Take that.
You know something, Elford?
I think Hacksaw is going to get caught with the two-by-four
and probably get disqualified.
Oh, my word.
Here is the referee's decision.
He awards the bomb as a result of a disqualification
to the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions
Million Dollar Ranch and DiBiase, I.R.S.
Well, a miscarriage of justice went down here in this tag team match
as The Fink explained it.
Hacksaw caught with his own two-by-four
after taking it away from Irwin R. Scheister.
Boy, I certainly don't like that decision.
No, I don't either, but I can tell you something.
Duggan is not so pleased with the decision,
but he lost what they did to Money Incorporated.
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
The capital of Canada.
And soon along with his lordship,
Elford Hayes, as we listen to the lovely Mike McGurk
explain the rules of this tremendous, unprecedented
40-man over-the-top battle,
while first time ever in the history of national television.
And it all happens right here on Prime Time Wrestling.
Yes. Gosh.
40-man, that's just incredible.
Virgil.
Well, they're all being introduced right now.
The Beverly B's along with Virgil.
One-half of high-energy.
Coco Beware.
That pig Skinner is about to get introduced.
Kato.
Worthy man.
The mysterious Kato.
He could be a dark horse in this.
You know, the real rookies have made names in this.
Sometimes they come right to the front.
He could have been easily an 80-man over-the-top.
There were so many guys that wanted to get in this.
Yes.
They selected the top 40, apparently.
Just unbelievable.
Kerry Von Ehren.
Here's another man who put witness.
Texas Tornado, former Intercontinental Champion.
Joe Milano.
What if he's any relation?
Do you remember Mario Milano?
Yes.
What a nice youngster he was.
Yes, he was.
Mario Milano.
Believe me, he was from the Isle of Capri.
Yes.
Sargeant.
Slaughterer.
That's also an island.
A beautiful island.
Indeed.
Just a short boat ride from Sorrento, Italy.
Not near Naples or any of those places.
No, well, yeah.
It's not all that far from Naples.
About 30 miles.
Johnson.
You know that coastline very well along there.
The Buzzerker.
I like Italy, Alfred.
Yes, it's a crash.
I like Italy.
I like Europe.
Yes.
See?
Look at the ring now.
Well, some special reinforcement had to be done here to make sure the ring didn't collapse
when all this massive humanity gathers in one place.
Probably, well, undoubtedly the most dangerous match of anything I can think of, Alfred.
80 arms and legs flailing and flying in every which direction.
Just a question of how many guys are going to get hurt seriously this match.
Gosh, a lot of them.
There's approximately 10,000 pounds of human being in there.
And each one of them represents a danger in his own right.
You can get severely, severely battered inside there.
That was gone and we're underway.
Last man to be introduced, the winner of the Big Battle Royal at the Royal Albert Hall
and winner of the coveted Samovar Trophy, referring to the British Bulldog, Davey Boy
Smith.
Look at this guy.
He's getting the program, Alfred.
He doesn't know what he's doing, though.
He hasn't got in there yet.
I think he'll have to get into that ring very, very quickly, otherwise they might disqualify
him.
Rules are over the top rope and to the arena floor just like that for elimination.
Unfortunately, Buzzerker wasn't even in the ring, so I think they'll let that youngster
get back in.
Well, he's one of the rookies who have signed up for this match.
I don't know why they do that.
They should definitely get themselves a manager before they go into something like this.
You know, I got a lot of guys, Alfred, signed up for this with the idea of venting some
of the pent-up frustrations on some of the vendettas that are going around the World
Wrestling Federation right now.
But in my book, this is not the place to do that.
Definitely not.
I think it is a wiser thing to stay away from these type of matches.
I know that you were successful in many of them.
You were an expert on battle royals.
I never was very good at this particular type of match.
Well, I didn't like them, Alfred.
No.
But the purse money was always good.
Absolutely.
Whoa.
It could take long for that rookie to come out.
They soon dispense with his services.
Bob, he's gone.
He's gone away.
He looked like one of the Beverly's, but I see both Beverly's still in there both ways.
And there goes another youngster.
I think we've got rid of quite a few now.
I think there's probably about eight men, leaving about 32 left in this battle royal.
All the favorites are still there, fighting away.
And those, well, there's nobody hiding so much as this fellow here, Berserker.
He hasn't gotten in the ring legally yet, Alfred.
Why on earth can they use their authority?
Get him in or get him out of the stadium?
Where's Mr. Fuji?
Fuji is back in the locker room, just like all managers are.
They are not allowed to participate in battle royals.
Well, that's a good idea.
There's enough confusion out there without them being out there.
Definitely.
I would think so.
Texas Tornado, obviously one of the favorites.
Yes, he had Barry Horowitz by the nape of the neck there, trying to get rid of him.
Coco now being attacked once again from the outside by the Berserker.
And I can see the model Rick Martel.
He's sort of maneuvering very sneakily indeed, but somebody's grabbed him.
Give him a very hard shot.
I think that was Bradley who nailed him.
And the Beverly brothers there have an opponent in the turnbuckle.
Very confusing, isn't it?
It is awfully confusing.
Oh, Berserker is in the ring at long last.
Finally.
He's got in.
Kato there, doing very well.
Look at the nasty boys.
They're having a good time.
This is right up their alley.
This is what they like, yes.
I would imagine they're odds on favorites here.
I can guarantee you Tataka's getting an education as Jimmy Powers goes flying out of there.
I'll bet you, Albert, anything you want to bet that Tataka has never been in one of these.
Knox there looking around for another victim.
Caught up to Tataka.
Tataka's taking an awful shellacking there at the hands of the nasty boys and the model Rick Martel.
You know, sometimes in a battle royale like this, you think it's safe, Albert, to go in a corner and get your back up against something.
That could backfire on you, too.
Yes.
Tataka just found that out.
Yes.
What do you think?
I mean, you have fast experience of these.
What would it be your method of trying to survive in this whole of an encounter?
Well, the most important thing, Albert, in my book was always not to run out of gas.
Yes.
Because once you run out of gas, I don't care who you are, you know, you're right for the pickets.
Yeah, you're a dead doggy.
So try to conserve your energy if you want to be there at the end, and that's the name of the game, to be there at the end.
Absolutely.
I can see Virgil still in there doing fairly well.
The British Bulldog, making his presence, definitely felt there's one money incorporated there.
The million dollar man, Ted DiBiase, ready to launch himself.
Well, on Virgil, of course, what you were talking about, those vendettas, they seek to get some measure of vengeance here in the ring with them.
But there are no friends in these battle royals.
There can only be one winner.
No friends, no foes.
I should say all foes, really.
Skinner's taking a whacking now.
Oh, no.
Well, you said it before, Gorilla.
He's not been in one of these type of matches.
You don't do those kind of moves.
Those high moves, those high risk moves that allow you to propel your body through the air.
You just don't want to do those.
Well, there goes DiBiase.
Oh, nicely deposited.
They got rid of him.
Scheister's still there, though, so you've got one and a half of the World Tag Team Champions still going, still crusading in there.
Your countrymen still alive in there, Alfred.
And the Rocket, he is there going well.
Yes, as you say, the British Bulldog.
Oh, Scheister's gone.
Oh, there goes Irwin.
Oh.
Skinner sneaked up on the Bulldog then.
And the Beverly Brothers still going well as well.
I see they're doing well.
The Rocket is about to be launched, and he's out of there.
He's airborne, and now he's on the concrete floor.
He's out, marching orders for him back to the dressing room.
Well, we've got four, six, eight, and maybe a dozen left.
And there goes one Beverly, and there goes the Hitman.
And look at DiBiase holding on to him.
Rocket holding on to him, but now he's out.
Well, I think Bulldog was very discreet there.
He let go of Bret Hart because it was hurting him more by trying to keep him in.
Coco's still in there.
Both Beverly's are gone.
Whoa.
Kato eliminated.
Getting down to the nitty-gritty right now.
We've got about seven contestants left in the ring.
Sags up on top of the British Bulldog.
A massive precarious position.
I'm rather surprised that Sags...
Dino Santana had to be one of the favorites in this.
Now Matador, and there goes Mr. Nasty.
Well, Nasty Boy didn't show a lot of sense there for this type of encounter.
Matador doing very well indeed.
I didn't expect him to last this long.
Skinner surprising me, that filthy pig.
Can't believe he's still in there.
Could you say something nasty about him, please?
I'll try to think of some descriptive adjectives if they come to me.
Of course.
Well, let's see.
You've got one.
Well, you've got Texas Tornado in there still.
You've got two former Intercontinental Champions still out there.
And there goes Coco.
Making like a bird.
He's gone.
No, no, Santana.
No, no, no.
Another big, big mistake made by the ring veteran.
I don't believe that.
Look at this.
And here goes Buzaka.
He's due to go now.
He's going to hit the floor too.
Maybe Davey Boy can repeat those two victories that he's already had in tag team matches.
Boy, wouldn't that be something.
Especially that one in England that covered him with glory.
Well, he's got double the amount of guys, though, in this one, Albert.
Yes.
And look at this.
He's perilously close to being dumped outside.
They're all teaming up on the Bulldog.
They know of his reputation in this type of encounter.
Tornado over to Linda.
But it didn't do the book.
No.
He's not out of there yet.
He's staying.
You're in the floor.
He's out.
He's gone.
He hung in there with a lot of tenacity.
But obviously not enough.
Just three men left.
Skinner, Buzaka.
A man who has to be considered one of the favorites.
Well, now I would say Texas Tornado.
Texas Tornado.
Well, no, I say he's the favorite.
I don't think so.
Maybe those two will come together and team up on him.
Skinner and Buzaka.
I wouldn't trust either of them, though, behind my back, would you?
Well, I don't think so.
The Buzaka knows how to work as a partner with anybody, as is obvious right here as the
Tornado's unloading on both guys.
There it is.
The Worldly Nervous.
He nailed Skinner.
Skinner for all intents and purposes.
Out of this one, but still in the ring.
Yes, a tough proposition, this, for the Texas Tornado.
He bended his spot right there on Skinner in the beginning, but now Buzaka's got him.
And this is definitely a double effort.
I still wouldn't trust either one of those, though.
They're very treacherous.
Look at the fight back here by Tornado.
Lot of energy still left in that high-powered body.
And again, the Buzaka is starting to take its effect.
And although the Buzaka's taken quite a few heavy blows, he seems to be quite impervious
to punishment like that.
He's over the top rope but still on the apron, he's still viable in this one.
Well he didn't touch down, I can't believe Skinner, no he wants to pull him out the other side.
And over the top once again and once again on the apron and rolls back in underneath, Skinner thinks he's gone.
Yes he does indeed, as I said before I wouldn't have trusted either one of those two.
Oh look at this, a double effort here by the Mazurka, he's done Skinner and now he's done them both.
Here's your winner, the Mazurka.
Mr. Fuji will be elated, there'll be some extra rice and who knows what else on the menu tonight.
Uh oh, there's that ominous sound here in the Olympic Hall of Munich, Germany.
Gerulamon soon along with his lordship, Alfred Hayes, as we take a look at the man in full darkness, Alfred.
Yes absolutely, this fellow sends shivers down my spine and I'm sure he's doing that to everybody in this huge arena here today.
Now there's no question in anyone's mind Alfred that that is a human skull.
Is that a fact? I didn't know that.
It is.
I thought maybe it was an ape's skull or something like that but it's not huh?
No it's a human skull, you can buy one quite easily I understand.
What?
Go to some of these crematories and you can come out of there with anything from a shin bone to the whole body if you like, if you so desire, and have the proper poundage.
My goodness, golly. But I suppose you can get them for medical research and things like that.
Absolutely.
But he's not for medical research, that's for sure.
His is strictly for black magic.
Oh, what was that?
Of which he is excellent, he's very very good, I've been given to understand by people who are absolutely obsessed by the occult.
Yeah, ask the Ultimate Warrior about it.
Yes.
He's thrown everything but the kitchen sink at the Ultimate Warrior.
And how about our colleague, Mean Gene Oakland? He suffered a little bit from these casts.
You know, I was a little disappointed in that, I thought maybe Papa Shango would have Oakland go up in flames.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Complete combustion.
Oh, when you hear this ovation, they're going to blow the roof off this place.
Weighing in at 244 pounds, on stage from Cuba, Mexico, here is El Matador! Tino Santana!
Talk about colorful guys, talk about guys with tremendous records, guys with tremendous attributes inside that squared circle.
This guy has all the credentials.
He certainly does, and so far Papa Shango has been riding rough shot over all his opponents.
He really has polished them off in no time at all.
But I can assure Papa Shango that here is one man who is not going to be mystified by his castes and his spells.
This man is a very very dedicated wrestler, and I'm sure he's got a great game plan in mind, especially for Papa Shango.
The Matador are superb artistes in the ring.
A couple of lovely young ladies there, looking in your direction.
Yes, Sprakese Deutsche.
Not really, but I guess that's a universal language that was, the look in that eye was universal, I'll tell you that.
Well, I'll have to sharpen up on my German. I must speak to those for life.
Wouldn't be surprised if a few curses at one time or another didn't come out of Tacula, Mexico, too.
Ha ha, that wouldn't surprise me one iota.
So Papa Shango better be careful.
I had the pleasure once of meeting Matador's grandmother.
She was in the United States for just a short holiday.
And gosh, she's a scary person, I tell you. Yes, indeed.
So maybe Papa Shango better watch himself.
Dino Santana, former Intercontinental Champion, former coholder of the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship
on a number of occasions with a number of different partners.
Indeed, he can certainly make the ring both as a great tag team partner and as a great singles competitor.
Shango, just a little bit mystified, but he's taking his time.
He's not really trying to finish us the way he's finished other opponents.
Obviously, he's giving a lot of respect to El Matador.
Well, so far, Tito's got a tremendous game plan using his speed, agility, his quickness to get around and outmaneuver the big guy.
Oh, elbow, right on the side of the jaw.
Big powerhouse Papa Shango.
He is a powerful man, indeed. He has huge shoulders, a tremendous upper body.
Goodness knows what his chest measures, but he does possess a lot of speed as well as all that bulk.
Any significance to all those tough things, Alfred?
Have you been close enough to make any of them out? I haven't.
No, no, no way. I'm going close to him.
The brain won't get within 100 yards of this guy. Talk about paranoid people.
Yes. I did try to get into his dressing room for an interview a little while ago,
but I'm afraid the stench that emanated from the doorway was enough to stop me anyway.
He smells of voodooism, this fellow.
He telegraphed that move, and Tito a little bit too smart and a little bit too ring smart to get caught by that.
Tito now with those nice forearms, European style, I might add.
And now to a nice arm wringer.
You know, that's what you've got to do with a guy like Shango.
Pick a part of the anatomy and go to work on it, Alfred.
Well, let's hope that does work for the matador because he does seem to be concentrating on the left arm of Papa Shango,
so maybe he's going to follow your advice.
Well, he certainly doesn't need any advice from me with his credentials.
Duck underneath of the clothesline or the elbow or the reverse knife edge, whatever you want to call it.
And Tito just will.
Rocked his clothesline of his own and another one, but the big guy finally goes down to one knee.
And that was quite a feat there by the matador.
Here's one thing I really don't agree with from the matador.
He's got close body contact, but as you say, he's got to concentrate on one part of the body and it is that left arm.
If I were Tito Santana, which I'm not, I would think I would have to be working on the legos.
Take the leg out from under him, take him down on the canvas.
That eliminates all that power that he has in the head of the body.
He has to go to work on the guy.
High cross body of beauty.
One and a half pound is all Tito could get.
And the power of that push off from Shongo there.
He pushed 260 pound matador right into the air, a couple of feet.
A tremendous bench press.
This fellow must be in the gymnasium.
I salute Tito Santana.
I take my hat off.
Anybody can step in there with a 2,000 pound four legged horned beast.
Trying to maneuver your way around him has got to rank high in my book, Alfred.
Unfortunately though, the bull doesn't kick back.
At least not like Papa Shongo will.
And the bull doesn't think all that much either.
No, and it doesn't cast spells upon you either.
It might look you right in the eye at the moment of truth.
But no, this fellow is a different proposition altogether.
Just the look of him is scary enough.
He sort of hypnotizes you with those eyes.
And all these heavy blows he's been landing on matador now are at last beginning to take their toll.
Now somebody told me, Alfred, I don't know how true it is.
Only you can verify this, that at one time about 15 years ago, you did one of those running of the bulls.
Where the bulls get out there and you're out in front and they're chasing you.
Is that true?
I heard that from a very reliable source, Alfred.
Well, they weren't exactly bulls.
Believe me, if they were, I would have been definitely the one in the lead.
They sent you one, hands down.
Yes, I would have done.
Oh, gosh.
And I tell you, if this fellow, Papa Shongo, chased me, I'd be winning that race too.
Well, he's certainly got his sights set on one ultimate warrior.
And I don't know how the guy can sleep at night, Alfred.
Well, I don't know how the ultimate warrior, I presume you're talking about sleeping at night.
Because he is in such a quandary about what to do about this.
He's asked different people for their advice, and I don't think he's going very...
Oh, goodness gracious.
Oh, nearly decapitated the matador.
Look at that face.
Some kind of an incantation there, your lordship.
There was indeed.
Directed in your direction.
He was looking at you.
Oh, was he?
Yes, he was.
Now see, I had these dark glasses on. I can't really tell.
Oh, gosh, I wouldn't like that if I were you, Garena.
Not too many more things people can do to me that haven't already been done, Alfred.
That's awfully true.
And I've seen you come out on top of all those adversities anyway over the years.
Unfortunately, the warrior doesn't exactly feel that way.
Although he's had quite a few things done to him that he can't explain logically or physically,
he's still ready to stand behind his warriors and fight whatever this is.
Well, you have spoken to him, haven't you?
Oh, absolutely.
He's full of resolve still, then.
Well, he's got a lot of things on his mind, a lot of unanswered questions,
but he's still the ultimate warrior, and he still believes in the power of his little warrior.
I wonder if that's enough. I really do.
You know, this is a mental war that's being waged at the moment
until he can actually get Papashongo in the ring.
And what is his recourse? What can he do?
Well, the last thing he said to me was, I know what Papashongo is capable of doing.
When I step into the ring with him, I resolve myself to one fact.
Perhaps he can beat me, but he can't eat me.
Well, that's very, very true, but I don't know, again, what these people in Voodoo do.
And they're doing a lot at the moment to the matador because Tito Santana is really suffering.
He's making a vain effort to try and stage some sort of a comeback here,
but it's awfully difficult. He's had the town knocked right out of him.
You know, the Black Magic Alfred and the Voodoo may be new to us here in the World Wrestling Federation,
but it's certainly not new around the world.
It is very predominant in a lot of places.
Oh, it is indeed. I mean, it is a religion.
It certainly is, with quite a following, I might add.
This guy may be the Big Mahat of it all.
Hey, I would imagine, I would imagine he definitely has an occult for it.
And then that guy that hangs around him is scary, too.
Have you seen that guy? I think his name is Will.
No, I haven't seen him.
Or Bill.
Will or Bill, I don't know.
Yeah, what a scary-looking guy. Tall, glasses.
Oh, gosh.
Well, nice move by Tito.
The very first mistake that Pabachanga has made,
and now Tito Santana is going to make him pay for that mistake.
A critical error, perhaps.
Gorilla.
Well, sooner or later, when you're in there with the likes of Tito Santana
and the kind of ring knowledge and experience that he has,
you're going to make a lot of mistakes.
But Tito makes mistakes as well, just like he did right there.
Thought that Pabachanga was still recovering from that move in the corner,
but the big guy fooled him.
He certainly did.
I mean, he maybe has that zombie influence over his body as well,
where even if you're dead, you can move around.
Backbreaker well executed by the big guy as a hush has fallen over this Olympia Hula.
Yeah, absolutely.
The Olympia Hula here is certainly quiet,
but did you notice the way he executed that backbreaker?
So precise, so perfect.
This man is a very, very talented wrestler as well.
Perched up there.
Second turnbuckle on the inside.
Look out.
Elbow does not find the mark as Tito was long gone.
Oh, he waited definitely three or four seconds.
Too long there before he delivered that blow.
It would have been a telling blow,
but now it may change the tables, maybe turned upon him here.
No, we don't.
Please, don't bother us.
We're doing the broadcast.
Can you believe this Nelson Swinger looking for some groceries?
Oh, squackers.
We don't have any.
Get out of here.
Anything for free.
That fellow is a freebie loader.
Tito, dropkick and a beauty sends a big guy down.
Oh, that's not enough to hold this guy down.
Definitely not.
Look at the power, the immense power this fellow has.
That was wasted motion and wasted time there by Tito.
Puts his head down, gives him up, and a nice backbreaker.
And now gives a sign for the flying forearm.
Can he find the mark with this one?
Well, if he does, we'll see what kind of effect it has on Papachaka.
A beauty.
He nailed him.
We could have a big upset.
No, not even a two count.
Can you believe that?
Just a one count after that tremendous blow there.
The flying Mexican hammer by Tito.
And once again, this time Tito is the one taking a long, long time up there.
Beautiful high cross body, but Papachango turns it over with the leverage
and gets the three count.
I don't believe it.
Here is your winner, Papachango.
What a cardinal mistake made by Tito Santana,
underestimating the wrestling skills of Papachango
as he literally turned that move, that offensive move,
into an offensive move of his own.
Wow.
Let's go back and take a look at some of the action that went down in this classic only moments ago.
Well, Tito Santana extended his fellow Papachanga more than anybody else has.
And here you can see how he launched himself from the top rope,
but it was turned against him by a very brilliant move by...
Oh, I told you, Slaughter, if you got in the Mounties Way, you'd pay the price.
So now, Slaughter, you know what I'm all about.
Me and my great American scream machine.
So if I were you, Slaughter, I'd give myself my own command
to stay out of the Mounties Way. Ha-ha!
Oh, yeah! Dig it! Yeah!
Oh, yeah! My two men just running wild!
World champion forever! Yeah! Dig it!
What a great tribute to the reigning WWF champion!
Mr. Pervitt has refused to comment, but nonetheless, I'm sure all of us enjoyed it,
just like we're going to enjoy this!
The Undertaker!
Bruce Mitchell!
I certainly hope Bruce Mitchell has his insurance paid up, life insurance, that is.
There's also something known as burial insurance,
if he's lucky enough to have some of that.
Doesn't look too promising for Bruce Mitchell, that's for sure.
It doesn't look too promising for anyone who steps into the ring
with Paul Bearer and the Undertaker.
That's where you're wrong, McMahon.
There's one man that can stop the Undertaker and Paul Bearer.
And that might be...
The Berserker and Mr. Fuji.
I see.
Well, now I think this opponent of the Undertaker, Bruce Mitchell,
may be having second thoughts.
Nobody sees the size of this awesome athlete.
This man who is so awe-inspiring, just his presence alone.
Although you know what, you take a look at Mitchell,
you can see the fear in his eyes.
Oh, my! Oh, my!
And the clutches of the Undertaker!
One handed over his head.
Paul Bearer likes what he sees.
And Ernie has a few dents in it.
What a weirdo.
Who?
Paul Bearer.
He's a little strange, I'll grant you that.
Right about now, Bruce Mitchell is saying,
what did I do, why did I sign on for this match?
And what's going to happen to me?
Uh-oh.
Undertaker, all six feet nine or 10 inches,
whatever he is, on the top rope, walking the top rope,
and from there, down across the back.
I have to admit, that's perfect balance up there.
Mitchell, at this juncture, I would have...
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, here it comes!
Bearer of insurance has paid for!
An easy victory for the Undertaker.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hey, guys, wake up.
Here comes the Berserker.
What's he doing down there?
No business down at ringside.
The last...
Oh, look at the salt right under the eyes of Paul Bearer.
The last time Berserker was down at ringside,
he tried to skewer the Undertaker with his sword.
I told you, Mr. Fuji, you had figured out a way
to beat the Undertaker.
Fuji has the urn.
Wait a minute, the Undertaker has Fuji.
From behind, the Berserker.
Berserker hammering away on the Undertaker.
Undertaker still coming at him.
Berserker with roundhouse rights.
Undertaker just stared him down.
Doesn't even register a McMahon.
Look at this.
Yes, has him by the throat.
Fuji's coming back into the ring.
Oh, across the back with the cane.
Fuji is gonna get nailed by the Undertaker.
Fuji runs from the Undertaker.
Berserker's on the outside now.
Got something in his hand.
Oh, no.
Salt into the eyes of the Undertaker.
Berserker and Fuji have done their dirty work.
Still up.
Even the salt in the eyes had hardly any effect at all.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
please join me in welcoming my guest,
or should I say guests, this week,
accompanied by Kim Chi and Dr. Harvey Wippelman.
Here's the Ugandan giant, Kamala.
My goodness, what an awesome creature this man is.
Kamala.
He doesn't even know which direction to turn to the camera.
That doesn't make him a bad guy.
Well, I'm not saying it does.
It all do respect, Dr. Harvey Wippelman.
I know this man has returned to the World Wrestling Federation
when I talk about Kamala and his tremendous success record
as of late, very impressive.
But essentially, Dr. Wippelman, this man is nothing more
than a savage, if it really came down to that.
Gene Oakland, you better watch your mouth, little man,
because this native is restless.
Hey, hey, you don't just put your...
In fact, this native is very, very restless.
Hey, you keep your hands off me.
Who do you think you are?
As a matter of fact, this native is very, very, very restless.
Peewee, you're gonna be in a heap of trouble
if you keep pounding that.
Tell Kamala to come over here
and destroy this little bow-headed microphone jock.
Wait a minute, don't cause trouble here.
Hey, just a second.
Did you understand? Tell him, Gene.
You better get down on your knees, Gene Oakland.
Oh, my goodness, look at this.
And you better beg for mercy, understand?
Oh, no.
He's got his spirit.
Listen to me, boy. Listen to me, little man.
You or anybody else
that gets in my way
or Kim Chi's way
or Kamala's way,
better get down on your knees and beg for mercy
or you're gonna end up...
My goodness.
Oakland.
Happy to get out of there.
Oakland was almost skewered by Kamala.
You can't unleash a savage like that.
Made the little girl cry.
Made Oakland cry.
Give me a break.
That's preposterous.
Ultimate...
Boy.
Ultimate...
Bull.
Made the ultimate price.
Of my ultimate rule.
The living will fall.
The dead will rise.
See the fear...
of Mopashanko
in the wires.
Ladies and gentlemen, please join me
in welcoming my guest this week,
Native North American Tatanka.
All right, Tatanka.
You know, your history with Rick the Model Martel
is quite lengthy, as you well know.
I recall vividly when the two of you met
very near the ring area,
tempers flared,
and you almost came to blows.
Then later on,
you got the upper hand on the model
when you, Tatanka,
sneaked up into the ring behind him,
gave him that war hoop,
and I gotta tell you quite candidly,
he really freaked out on that.
However, the tables turned
when all of a sudden,
the two of you met.
Center aisle Rick Martel sprayed your eyes
with that arrogance.
Accidentally, according to him,
thank God you received
immediate medical attention,
and it saved your sight.
Now, in light of all of that, Tatanka,
what are your thoughts
on Rick the Model Martel?
You see, Minjing,
for hundreds of years,
my people lived
in peace and harmony
among themselves
and with nature.
There were those
that disagreed with our ways,
and there were those
that did not respect our heritage.
And even today,
I have crossed paths
with the same type,
Rick the Model Martel.
This is a man
that is man enough
to look me in my eyes
without spraying arrogance
and shame.
This is a man
bold enough
to steal the most sacred
symbol of my Native American
heritage, my eagle
feathers.
This is a man
foolish enough
to wear
my sacred feathers
to the wing
and disgrace all Native
Americans.
Eagle feathers
are only earned
through great
bravery or great
honor. And, Martel,
you have neither.
You have
no honor.
And you have
no bravery.
Martel,
the great
chiefs and the great
spirit have spoken
to me, and they have given
me the word. And that
word you will soon
understand.
And that word, Martel,
is revenge.
Woo!
From inside the pages of the WWF
magazine, here's
update.
I get folks update brought to you
by the World Wrestling Federation
Merchandise Catalog.
Available in the WWF magazines and programs.
Hey, hot dog!
Just look at all of this great WWF summertime
cookout and picnic gear.
Now then,
as all the world knows by now,
Summer Slam is headed to Wembley
Stadium in London, England on
Monday, August 31st.
It's the Summer Slam you thought you'd never
see. It's also the Summer
Slam with both good news
and bad news. The bad news being
that Wembley Stadium sold out in
a mere ten hours. But the
good news is that Summer Slam
is going to be available exclusively
on Pay Per View Cable TV
here in America, bringing
London home right into your living
room. And folks, I gotta tell you,
across the pond, they're having a
dickens of a time. They're going
to be absolutely wild.
Well, as wild as the British ever get,
that is, with Summer Slam
fever.
Welcome back.
This summer, London plays host to the
toughest, the most flamboyant
sports event there is.
The World Wrestling Federation Summer Slam
is staged at Wembley Stadium in August,
the first time it's been held outside
America. The choice of London is based
in part on the incredible popularity
of WWF wrestling on Sky,
which has made the Bulldog, Macho
Man, The Undertaker and The Ultimate
Warrior superstars over here.
We've been working with WWF for just over
three years, and we're thrilled to have
actually persuaded them to bring over
the Summer Slam, because it is one of
them, in fact, the major event
that they do, and be part of
what is always the most incredible
atmosphere, and it certainly is.
It's fun for the family,
and it's a great time
for everybody.
Wrestling fans have been camping
outside Wembley Stadium since
yesterday morning. They say the long
wait for the ticket office to open is
worth it, because they'll get ringside seats
for the World Wrestling Federation's
championships, which are expected to attract
more than 75,000 spectators.
The box office opens tomorrow
for the event being held in August.
I'm representing England,
and I'm proud to represent my country,
because I'm the only one fellow
Englishman on the World Wrestling
Federation circuit. That gives me
a big plus in the World Wrestling Federation.
First, it is nice to
recognize that Wembley is the world's
number one venue. This year, we expect
about eight million visitors
to this complex,
and you know the sort of events that we
host. It's all world-class events,
and this adds
very nicely to that sort of repertoire.
To capture this event,
and it was a capture, is really like
stealing the World Series
from the States, and we're
very, very pleased about that.
I've got to say, this is definitely
one of the most anticipated
World Wrestling Federation events in history,
and for good reason. I've just
been informed it's official.
The main event at SummerSlam,
hang on to your hats,
the main event will pit the champion,
the Macho Man, Randy Savage,
defending his title against,
get this, The Ultimate
Warrior. Ladies and
gentlemen, I can hardly wait for that one.
And by the way, we're gonna have all
parties involved in that big main event
face-to-face right here
next week. For Update,
I'm Gene Okubo.
Recently,
ladies and gentlemen, the Big Boss
Man had to endure tremendous pain,
tremendous agony.
All of this, the result of
a vicious and brutal attack that
was perpetrated by the
hardened ex-convict known
as Nails.
As a result of this
attack, many said the
Big Boss Man, a broken
and beaten man. They even went so
far as to say the Big
Boss Man would never return
to action
in the World Wrestling Federation.
Ladies and gentlemen,
my guest this week
is back.
Please welcome the
Big Boss Man!
He's not moving too fast,
is he?
Looks like he's lost a lot of weight.
All right, Big Boss Man.
Obviously, everybody saw
what happened recently in front of
the National Television audience. The way
I see it, this incident
took place while
you were in the line of duty.
Your thoughts? That's right,
me and Gene. You know,
I've never felt as lonely
as I did when I was laying
in that hospital bed.
Broken ribs,
my face swollen up,
a busted knee.
The doctors coming in telling me
they don't know if I'd ever walk
right again or not. As
I laid there, I
must have asked myself a thousand
times, is it all worth
it? Is being law, order,
and justice in the World Wrestling
Federation worth giving
my life up for?
Well, this question wasn't answered
until I went home to Georgia
and I was sitting on my front
porch and a six-year-old
boy, one of the neighbor's kids from down
the street,
came running down,
hugged me around the neck, and
asked me if I was alright.
Told me he was worried
about me.
Right then and there,
that six-year-old boy
answered every question I needed
to know.
I'm here to
tell you, I know what I have
to do. Mills,
you beat me, but you
didn't break me, because
you can't break the law.
And I'm making a promise to that six-year-old
boy and every man, woman,
and child to believe in law,
order, and justice.
I'm gonna make a promise to you,
wherever you might be,
wherever you are, I'm
coming after you, Mills, and when I get
you in that ring, I'm taking your
ass.
That's a pretty bold statement,
McMahon. My
goodness, how about that? I can't
wait to see that matchup.
The Big Boss Man is
back.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
please join me in welcoming
my guest, joined by
his executive consultant,
Mr. Perfect, the so-called
real world champion,
Ric Flair.
X WWF
Champion, X. Sounds
so permanent, doesn't it, Frank?
Uh-oh, he's mad.
Look at Perfect.
They are not happy campers.
Perfect's gonna lose his meal ticket.
So are you.
It's
interesting to see how they weasel their way
out of this.
Oh, he's steaming. I know him.
Perfect brushing off all their socks.
With the announcement
of the gigantic main event
at SummerSlam in late August
in London at Wembley Stadium,
I've gotta tell ya,
you missed the boat. You blew it.
You shut up, you little dweeb.
Dweeb?
Just because
we didn't play
political ball with you,
Jack Tunney,
you've been jerking us around
since day one.
First of all,
you video distort
Ric Flair's championship belt.
That's right. That's correct.
Second of all, you arrange it
so Ric Flair is chosen number two
in the Royal Rumble
and has to face
29 other men.
He faces 29 other men
and becomes
the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
Certainly did that. Shut up.
And if that wasn't enough,
at the last minute,
you change
WrestleMania round
and pull him out.
That's not true. He lost the title there.
This man is overflowing with talent. Shut up.
And talent will always prevail.
From that fountain of misinformation,
shut up. And I'm saying right now
that Ric Flair
will once again
become the World Wrestling
Federation Champion.
Or my name
isn't
Mr. Perfect.
Jerked around, huh?
Sounds like sour grapes to me.
Boy, is that what it sounds like?
What would you do,
Mr. Oakland,
if some blowfish
with pain on his face
came in and took
your slot?
We're talking about
Ric Flair, the real
World Champion,
and not the Ultimate
Warrior.
And why?
Because millions
of little kids
all over the world go,
oh, it's the Ultimate Warrior.
Well,
the whole
world knows
that me and Perfect
got the corner on the market
on the Big Good.
You understand?
Well, here we are,
London, England,
85,000 people,
the biggest
and grandest wrestling
extravaganza of all time.
Summer Slam
and we're not
even on the card.
Would you be upset?
No.
No reason to be.
You think you can
put Ric Flair
on the back
further and make
and make it stick
raw?
It goes like
this. Warrior,
when the time is
right, you'll pay
the price. Savage,
I'm looking at you.
That title shot
was mine.
London, England, was
waiting for the nature
of all. But
now, let
me promise you this.
Whether it's tomorrow,
next week,
next month,
or too much from now,
I will be,
we
will be
the World Wrestling
Federation
Champion again.
Tell him, Rick. Tell him.
And Savage,
Savage,
this note goes
out to you.
It goes like this, Savage.
Savage, even
though you're riding tall,
cowboy, you're riding
for the fall.
You know why?
Because
whether you like it
or you
don't like it,
you've got no choice
but to learn
to love it.
Because it is
the best
thing going
today. And Gene,
in closing,
you see that little girl over there
with her eyes
so big.
You know what she's saying to herself
this very moment?
She's saying,
oh my God,
what's causing all this?
Woo!
While it won't happen at Wimbly,
will it?
Oh, yeah!
Next week,
my dual man in the Ultimate Warrior
face to face, yeah.
Aye, aye!
Me and the man.
Ultimate Warrior,
don't blink.
Because I'm not going to blink.
And there's something that I'm going to
say to you.
And I want you to listen, yeah.
Listen carefully!
Take it!
Make it skull to skull,
skeleton to skeleton.
And next week,
my dual man, I agree
to this.
But if what you have to say
is of any value,
then I need not use my ears,
only my eyes.
In return,
my dual man,
through the bloodshot vision
of my eyes,
I will let my warrior speak.
And you will have
nothing else to do
but listen.
Mmm.
Hello, everyone,
and welcome to
Cops Coliseum here in Hamilton,
Ontario, Canada.
Gorilla Monsoon along with his lordship,
Alfred Hayes, and what a
boardbuster Tag Team match we've got
coming up, Alfred.
Absolutely.
Fantastic.
High energy.
Coco, beware.
Along with the rocket.
Oh, and a heart.
High energy.
I'm back here in Cops.
SRO signs went out
early.
Standing room only.
Everybody get up.
Everybody get down.
What a name this
people have made for themselves, Alfred.
It's certainly as if I can stop dancing
for just a moment.
His music really moves me to
a little bit of stroking around.
Is that what you call it, what you're
doing there?
Oh, well, now I'm starting to
need it.
Yes, they
are a fantastic team making a
great name for themselves
inside the ranks of World Wrestling Federation
Tag Team Contest.
And I would imagine that these
are rated very, very close to the
top. Well, they are indeed
because they have this championship
match coming up.
They will get pushed right to the
limit here by Money
Inch. Million Dollar Man,
Ted DiBiase, along with his partner,
Irwin
R. Geistner.
Rating in World Wrestling Federation
Tag Team
Stages.
And that little rock to the manager
there, Jimmy
Hart. Well, he certainly
has been the catalyst for success
as far as they're concerned, Money
Incorporated. Geistner,
a really tremendous wrestler, once he
steps inside that ring
and puts the briefcase aside,
he really is so talented
and of course we know exactly
what Ted DiBiase
is capable of. Here's a man who
has everything at his fingertips.
Look at that, he's got a ticket in there to go somewhere,
Alfred.
Maybe a ticket to go and visit you at your abode.
I hope not.
No words of wisdom
here.
No advice to a taxpayer.
He usually gives a few little words of
advice, not that they're ever taken.
I don't know how abreast he is at
Canadian patches, Alfred,
whether he knows what the Canadian
tax system is, in fact.
I bet he does. You think so?
I would imagine so, he's very well off.
That's right. By DiBiase.
Very, very crisp,
beautifully executed.
How many nights
do you think they laid awake, Alfred,
designing these outfits
for high energy?
Well, they really do tickle me.
I don't know, they made
a fashion statement there, but I don't think
anybody was really listening, do you?
They left a lot of room for improvement, didn't they?
Yes.
I've heard of a little bit
off the bottom, but you can take a little bit
off the top as far as Coco beware.
Coco could
get up to about 400 pounds and
still wear those same pants.
Good shot of Frankie
by our number 6,
I believe it was number 6, handheld.
Intrepid cameraman there
doing intrepid work.
I think also that Coco
could grow to 7.6 as well
and still fit into those pants.
Absolutely.
A very important
match here for high energy.
Give me the belt now, baby, this is
too easy.
Oh boy, listen to that red line.
Well, DiBiase certainly seems
to be in command of the youngster.
Owen Hart,
the younger sibling of a
superb wrestler.
The granddaddy of them all,
Stuart Hart.
Oh, beautiful drop kick
by the Rockets.
Everyone comes in and gets a nice
block and that is all kind.
Four way action going.
And the ring has been
cleared by high energy.
He has
such an infectious
side of humor to him.
He really is a superb
wrestler as well.
Coco just pulled his pants up and called a
referee, no hitting below the waist.
He had those pants up under his armpits.
Frankie not too concerned
with what's going on.
Keeping an eye on Irwin.
Oh gosh, he doesn't like that.
That would make me a little upset, I'll tell you that.
It's a strange name for a very
strange person, but a remarkably
talented one.
We're going to get a chance to see him
put those many many
talents to action here.
Coco is firepluggish
anyway.
Those pants even accentuate that.
I wonder what
happens to him when he makes one of those
incredible standing drop kicks
that he's so good at.
I don't think he's going to be able to
become airborne.
Get enough air inside there to be like a big
purgeable.
Look out, high cross body
Irwin Dalvin.
Surprised him, that's about all.
Another drop kick.
Irwin's saying wait a minute.
I don't think that
Money Inc.
have high energy.
They were looking for a night off.
I think they were, I think they came in
over confident, they came in
ready to take this other gym apart
at the seams, but they were a little too
cavalier, a little too casual
in their approach, and now they're
beginning to pay the price.
You cannot underestimate
high energy.
So many hot teams right now here in the World
Wrestling Federation vying for that
coveted title.
The hands of Money Inc.
Talking about teams like the Nasty Boys
former champions who would like to
become champions again.
Let's not forget about Animal and Hawk, also
former champions, but like
nothing better than to once again get their
hands on the title.
And your pals,
Bow and Blake.
I thought they were your pals.
Well I know their manager is the genius
that poor excuse
for a human being.
I do like
their skills inside the ring.
I think they're a really tremendous combination.
But it's not to say that I'm
all that friendly with them. I don't think they're
friendly with anybody to tell the truth.
I know you're not friendly with them.
Absolutely not.
Let's not for one moment
give
acknowledgement to the natural disasters
of Blake and Typhoon
who, in my opinion, won
the title at WrestleMania
in the Hoosier Dome
in Indianapolis from these two characters
right here that had not been for that
walk out.
Well it paid off for them
although at the particular time
it was a distasteful thing to do
but taste has never been the
forte of Jimmy Hart.
Oh nice sunset by Coco.
Can he get the leverage
here? Yes. But look at that.
His legs are too short, Alfred.
He came up a little bit short in the leg
department there.
I hate to say it, but he was a foot short.
Wow.
A rocket trying to come in to assist his
partner manages only
to distract the referee and let some
double teaming continue.
Always was under the impression, Alfred,
that you should have more than one referee
for tag team matches
especially of this magnitude.
Well I think that's going to take an awful
lot to make an amendment
to the World Wrestling
Federation Championship Committee
to the rules of that.
You know, you're going to have to move
heaven and earth, I think, to try and
do that. Well either that or slip a few bucks
to President Jack Honey and
he'll make a decision.
Well, he is an approval person
and probably would be sprayed by a few
dogs, but I don't think it would
work. Look at this.
Once again, Owen Hart
distracting the referee
allowing more punishment
to this doubt.
You've got to know when to stay out of there, Alfred.
Absolutely. And in the meantime
the team of
Money Incorporated, an absolute past
master at being able to
take advantage of a distracted
referee. Suplex coming up.
Oh, found him a little bit
bottom heavy. And Coco got him up
without any trouble at all.
Coco needs to make a tag here very badly.
Looking for the right corner.
He made it.
Now Owen's in and legally
and going to work, unlashing
with some beautiful right hands.
Big backdrop.
Whoa!
The rocket is
on fire.
360 by
Demi Ossi.
What's Coco doing back in there?
I really don't know, but once again
he made me distracted that referee
and that's not a good sign
for these men who are trying to win
this championship title.
Oh my gosh!
And the jake case right
to the back of the head.
That's a little occipital protuberance
was straightened out right there, I guarantee you.
Well, I think whatever it was
was really
beaten to a pulp with that
attache case.
I think I noticed a break in there as well
as that air I took it over.
There was something in that definitely took
a bit of effect. That counted out, I do believe.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the referee awards
them out as a result of a
count out to the team's
still World Wrestling Federation
tag team coming up.
Money!
The miscarriage of justice here
north of the border in
Concordium, Hamilton, Ontario,
Canada.
And high energy put up a giant
fight here against Money Inc.
but they didn't make it.
In Worcester, Massachusetts
the natural disasters, earthquake and typhoon
well, they had had enough.
They sent a message loud and clear
to Money Inc., saying
the buck stops here.
And with that, the natural disasters
defeated Money Inc. to become
the new World Wrestling Federation
tag team champions. Now,
I made an attempt to get in a word with the
now ex-champions immediately
after their match. But as you're
about to see, Money Inc. wasn't
talking at any price.
I'm attending
this time to speak to the now
former World Wrestling Federation tag team champions
Money Inc.
It sounds to me, speaking of words, there's some heated
words in here. Hey, guys!
What? What do you want?
Am I wrong? Am I not talking
to anybody?
By the sounds of that, I don't know
in the heat of the battle here whether I should talk to them or not.
Probably better off not.
However,
on the heels of that, we did manage
to get these comments from the new
World Wrestling Federation tag team champions
earthquake and typhoon.
Money Inc.,
you ran from us one too many times
and we caught you. Now the belts
are all ours. We got these
belts with a lot of hard work and a lot
of dedication. We'll
defend them anywhere, anytime,
anyplace, to anybody.
But I'll tell you, we're
keeping these belts for long,
long time.
Well, one thing is for sure, if the natural
disasters expect to keep those
tag team title belts for long,
they had better gear up. Money
Inc., bankrupt, yes,
but reorganizing. They want
those titles back in a
hurry. With Update,
I'm Gene Olsen.
You know, man,
everybody,
I mean
everybody in the
WWF,
they wishing they could be on
top, man.
They dreaming
of being the WWF
champion.
They may as well be
wishing on a star, man.
They may as well be
tossing their dinero
in a wishing well.
Like this monkey.
I make his dream
come true, man.
He dreaming of a swim.
Now I'm going to
make Razor's dream come true,
man.
Not by wishing,
but taking.
I'm going to take
what I got coming to me, man.
The WWF
and everything in it.
All right, ladies
and gentlemen, I would like to introduce
to you at this time,
the two principals in
that gigantic main event
at SummerSlam.
First of all,
the challenger and
former World Wrestling Federation
champion, please welcome
the Ultimate Warrior.
What a matchup
and here he comes.
What a matchup
at SummerSlam.
The Warrior, never
looking better, hoping
to seize this opportunity.
And his opponent
with the top defense against the Ultimate
Warrior, the reigning
World Wrestling Federation
control man,
Randy
and likewise,
Warner Foundation.
The macho man,
Randy Savage.
There's no
love lost between these two.
What a matchup this is going to be.
Talk about intensity.
When it comes
to SummerSlam,
I want to know, can we expect
a scientific
hole-for-hole match for the two of you?
Or should we expect to see
a knockdown, drag-out
street fight? An Ultimate Warrior, you first.
Just exactly how badly
do you want to once again
be the World Wrestling Federation
champion?
Let these
words I speak
paint the picture
and tell how bad
I want.
At SummerSlam,
macho man,
this is what will
take place.
One Warrior,
let that
be I.
Shall give one
macho man.
Let that be
you.
An opportunity
to prove himself
to be the very
best.
For if the
World Wrestling Federation
championship belt
represents the best,
then let it fit properly
around
the one's waist who is.
Nose to nose, face to face.
Although,
macho man,
I see you
as one of
the very best.
I cannot
with a clear conscience
see you as
the best.
Is that right?
Uh oh.
Well I got a problem with that
Alton the Warrior.
I got a big problem with that.
You might consider
yourself the best
because you've beaten the best
in the World Wrestling Federation
since you came into the World
Wrestling Federation.
And that might make you in your own
mind the best
that ever was.
But let me give you a wake up call
in Wembley Stadium.
I'm going to prove
to you and the entire
world that the macho
man Randy Savage
is better than
the best.
Oh yeah.
Oh my, there's no telling
what is going to go on
during this matchup.
There is a history here.
This may be the vision
you have in your
psychedelic mind.
But macho
man,
I rise in the morning
with a vision.
The same vision that I laid
asleep with at night.
And that vision
is to once again
become the World Wrestling
Federation
champion.
And in front of eighty thousand
people,
warriors and
macho maniacs,
I will
realize this
dream.
All right, the ultimate
warrior himself with confidence.
Now let the past
The past is
the past.
The only thing that you got to worry about
is what I'm worried about right now.
And that's the present.
I'm the
World Wrestling Federation champion
right now.
And about the future ultimate
warrior, about Wembley Stadium,
the future
is going to be nothing different.
Do you know why?
Because I know
who you are.
But more important than that,
I know who I am.
Perfect. Going in the ring.
The warrior is going to come back up
look at the platform.
What's going to happen?
Hey, hey, hey you two
panties. Hey!
Listen up!
We got a message for you
and we want you to hear it loud and
clear. Slick Rick.
Did I happen
to overhear
you two talking
about the best
in the WWF
with me and Perfect
standing out here?
Did I happen to hear you
tell the whole
world how you are just
ready for SummerSlam
because Rick
there wasn't there
because
no power to me
has the nerve
and the audacity
to put me
the real
world champion
on the back burner.
Warrior
big boy
I've been beating up guys
with paint on their face
my whole career
I specialize in
damage
Mr. Perfect
and Rick Laird
are
number one
that could have
that title shot.
Worse than that
damage you know
and I know
that if you had
the guts
to walk that
right now
I'd beat you
for that belt
like that and Warrior
if you want to follow
I'll beat you five minutes later
but
we all know the story
on the Macho Man
don't we Mr. Perfect?
Yeah! Rick Laird I don't want
any part of you or
Mr. Perfect! No I don't!
You know why?
Because I'm the Macho
Chicken!
Oh my goodness!
Oh no!
Randy Savage is leaving the podium!
Randy Savage is heading right in!
There he goes!
Randy Savage going up to Rick Laird!
Covering Rick Laird!
Mr. Perfect
pulled off this belt! What's he doing?
Oh no!
Perfect!
Garrity!
Randy Savage he's
choking him down with his belt!
Double team effort!
Laird is perfect all over Randy Savage!
Here comes the Warrior!
Oh that Warrior coming in to help out!
Rick Laird to the right hand!
Perfect takes off!
Mr. Perfect and Rick Laird
showing their vengeance!
And meanwhile
Randy Savage
coming back to his senses!
And the ultimate
Warrior!
And Randy Savage in the same ring!
Perhaps
the last time
they will be in the same ring until
SummerSlam!
Wait a minute, what's this?
As the Warrior looks down upon
the championship belt
he once wore around his waist!
The championship belt
he will attempt to take for Randy Savage
at Wimbly Stadium at SummerSlam!
There's no denying the intensity
between these two!
Savage and Warrior!
As the Warrior now holds that precious
World Wrestling Federation championship belt!
And Randy Savage snatches it away!
Look at this!
Randy Savage
apparently not appreciating the Warrior
and appearing in his business
with Rick Laird!
Oh wait a minute, they're gonna go high right here!
They're gonna go high!
Warrior and Randy Savage!
They're trying to keep them apart!
Savage and Warrior
for the main event
at SummerSlam
the World Wrestling Federation Championship!
The following
is scheduled for
making his way to the ring
with the help of Alfred Hayes
bringing you the tremendous matchup
take a look at that
disgusting pig Skinner
with that tobacco juice
coming down his face Alfred
I can't listen to the things you say about this fellow
I mean you hold nothing back do you?
Well look at that
would you want that walking into your living room
or your kitchen?
Or they're coming to pick up your daughter?
No that is revolting
and at the same time I wouldn't like this fellow
coming into my kitchen
to pick up my daughter either
Six of one and a half a dozen of the other
You smell that formaldehyde Alfred?
I do
Oh my god
This fellow strikes a chill right down my spine
First the big news
everyone talking
this past Monday night
in Worcester, Mass
World Wrestling Federation tag team belt
changed hands
Money Incorporated was defeated
by the natural disasters
earthquake and typhoon how about that?
I think that's a shock
I really surprised me when I heard that news
but I must say that if ever a tag team
deserved that title
the natural disasters were
number one in my opinion
How obviously
Lord Chip Money Nick's game plan
must have failed or they couldn't
find a way to get out of the building
Well something went down the drain there
but found themselves
Jimmy Hart's man
because I really thought those three had blended
so well together all their considerable
talent and it would take
dynamite to dislodge them from
those belts but natural disasters
are obviously more powerful than dynamite
Obviously
they are
they learned a lesson at the Hoosier Dome
they knew what to expect
they knew if they got Money Inc in trouble
that they would probably try to high tail it
out of there and they found a way
to circumnavigate them
They did indeed and just look at Undertaker
he is mesmerized
by that copper urn there
that Paul Bearer so gingerly
carries around I'd like to
oh that is
that is a terrible terrible thing to do
Who knows these asses
I don't know there might be something
else in there who can tell
nobody whatsoever
He just
smacked the Undertaker
with the alligator claw or paw
or fist or hook
whatever it may be
and it didn't phase him a bit
No another shock skinner
people were not before
and they got down straight away
Undertaker took 3 or 4
great hits with that claw
and as you say it didn't phase him one iota
Well we kept
we keep I should say
getting more and more matches as every day
goes by for the big Summer
Slam event in Wimley Stadium
and now I understand
signed inked
this guy we're looking at right here
the Undertaker will face the Ugandan
Giant Kamala
a big man a big big dangerous
man Kamala with his entourage
and surely
he can be somebody who would
phase the Undertaker
huge huge man from Uganda
I understand that Paul Bearer immediately
ordered a larger body bag
because Air Africa
would not fit
in fact I think he wants a bag
for all 3 of them to fit in
Kamala, Dr. Harvey
Wippelman that horrible excuse
for a human being
and Kim Chi that other piece of garbage
Well surprisingly
Kim Chi is the only man who can apparently
get across the will of
Dr. Harvey Wippelman too
the Ugandan Giant
Are you kidding Alfred
he doesn't even know what day of the week it is
how does he converse with them then
how does he communicate
he carries the groceries I guess
just like a dog
when you want him to do something you give him something
after he does it you give him something else
with Kamala it's always lunchtime
well I would say looking at that
the other way inside the ring Kamala
certainly has the abilities
to beat Undertaker
they're primitive his abilities
but he has that power strength inside he could do it
and it doesn't look like
Skinner is going to do it
what a match up that's going to be
hope they reinforce the ring
at Wimbley
uh oh here it comes
Doomstones City
now you'll see something
come out of there
oh gosh
look at that
for whom the bell tolls
yes a little R.I.P. there
the Skinner
and that's Bell Doctor
it'll be big Ben tolling for Kamala
here is your winner
the Undertaker
a very impressive Undertaker
with his man Paul Bearer
looking forward
to the confrontation at Wimbley
talk about vanity
well he's very particular isn't he
but how cool
how infinitely
icy cold he is
I mean he obviously
thinks well he's sure
that his opponent doesn't pose any
threat at all to him
if he's got that plan in mind
he's in for a very good awakening
his opponent here this week
former reigning
Intercontinental Champion
the Texas Tornado
and what an ovation
well he can make you
slump down in the rankings in a hurry
very very quickly indeed
if he comes next
with this tornado
a very very famous
blow of his then I'm afraid you're
you're out
you're in your
vernacular history
history in a hurry
great test here
for Shawn Michaels
to be facing one of the former Intercontinental Champions
while vying for the
number one spot
sporting the yellow rose
of Texas on the back of his jacket
he certainly is a colorful
character and now
Shawn Michaels using the mirror
to look at himself but I do believe
to keep a little peripheral
view upon the Texas Tornado
too
it proves of what he sees
oh there it is Alfred
I spotted it again that tattoo
right on the breast of Sherry
did you see it?
no I didn't I don't look at
I'll see if I can get one of my hand held guys
to get a close up there
I don't look at her anatomy the same way
as you do gorilla
not
well I don't know what kind of a ploy this is
by Shawn Michaels
whatever it is it won't work on the
Texas Tornado
no the Texas Tornado in fact
permitting himself a little grin there
a little smile of confidence
I watch it though Texas Tornado
he's just numb to all that stuff
Alfred yes I think he is
I don't think it's
in his brain to let that register at all
get the wench
out of the ring ref and let's get
this thing underway
is that what she would be called
in your homeland Alfred or wench?
no I would call her a young
neighbor I mean
well there's all sorts of categories
aren't there there's parks
there's trollops
there's maidens fair maidens
and she's a young maid
what was the second one you named Alfred?
trollops
sounds like something you would have
with shortbread or something
a lot of Texas Tornado
showing Shawn Michaels who the crowd
really appreciates here
and it is a
well that was first down to
Tornado and second blood
showing that tremendous
double body strength he has
but watch Shawn Michaels he'll take a couple of those
and feign a little
short temperedness but he's a
very very quick man
and very fast
to move into a very very
good situation
I'm loaded with a couple of
big roundhouse rights
and now a nice block
by the Tornado
and Shawn gets his face
that beautiful face
rammed into that top headbutt there
he's out of the concrete
oh and he said get the mirror quick
I may have broken something
let me take a look
I think he's more concerned about his hair
and it looks a mess to me anyway
even before he comes in
I think he was worried about his
yes I think he was worried about that too
just a little trace of blood from the right
nostril nothing more than that though
why isn't he being pounded out
been out there an awful long time
well I believe Texas Tornado
asked the referee
Tornado I beg your pardon
to allow him back into the ring
he wants to finish it off inside the ring
the honorable way
obviously you don't have tornadoes in England do you?
no we don't have those things
we have hurricanes
hurricanes and tornadoes
side headlock
by the Texas Tornado
as he vies for control
this one which is so important
trying to power out of it with his standing wristlock
Shawn Michaels but
too much power in that upper body of the tornado
well so far Kerry
Von Erich has done all the right things
in this match he's conducted
himself very well he has a
game plan he's stuck to it very
very closely but
against Shawn Michaels you can never
really tell
woah
Shawn was just
celebrating that nice power move
that he made and he finds himself out
on the concrete again
see now that's an added advantage
right there
to have somebody outside the
ring who's big enough and strong
enough to literally pick you up off
the canvas and get you back
away
she can either lift you up or drop you
as well if she likes
she'll drop you with a right hander
he's worried about his nose and his jaw
Sherry tell him
that he's alright
well he's certainly
valiantly overcome him here
because it's breaking
down his defenses
his awareness of what
is happening
tornado taking his life in his hands there
going outside the ring
after Shawn because you know when
you do that it's a tongue of war now
between the tornado
and Sherry and Sherry won
but she lost
she went down like a ton of brakes
she did but I didn't finally
Michaels is so angry now
I think he's going to
pass aside all that valency and I think
he's going to get inside the ring now and take
care of Texas tornado and if he
doesn't he's in definite danger
of losing this match
he's got to do something at this point
well he better start
thinking about wrestling here and stop
worrying about looking in that mirror
or he won't be the number one challenger
brought that foot up just in time to buy
him a little time here
well that is his first defensive
move and it
really says a lot
for adult because it had to be a kick
rather than a wrestling maneuver to
put Texas tornado down
now but he only needs one or two
chances I think because once
oh look at that
a right
by the feline
from the outside
she's not above
putting the boots to you either
no the fan Patel took a hand
in there and she
has actually leveled the scales a little
more here
not completely but oh
what a nice reverse
thrust kick by Sean
Michaels I thought he made
a mistake there put his head down
but it was just enough time
for the tornado roll over the top
and then look at him waste time
here he had to do something
like that to bring this round around
before everything was going against
him
he could see that number one
rating just slipping away
only moments ago
and right now it's in jeopardy again
as the tornado has come
back to life
you're not going to beat him that way
what do you think about that
stupid pole
oh
he got a hand pull
that time look out
turn around and slap the claw
right on the forehead of Sean
Michaels
and Michaels desperately
trying to get out of the ring to get out of
the grasp of that claw
boy has he got a
slam down there
he suddenly has Correna
look at this
Sean Michaels trying to maneuver himself into
another situation where he's
on the outside
Sherry with real input there
the impetus through
the Texas tornado right out of the ring as well
now both men down
the mirror broken and I believe
that Sean Michaels has been busting
wide open well he went face
into that mirror and look at this
Sherry is pushing him back in
and I don't think tornado
won't and he may make it
referee was laying a double count out
we'll find out what went down right
now
as a result of a count out
Sean Michaels
I thought the referee was over there
was going to raise a hand and he was just checking
to see whether the tornado was alright
getting the victory
here at Cornwall
is Sean Michaels but
he just suddenly doesn't look like a winner does he
he certainly doesn't he got cut to pieces there
he went out and he has really had a rough
passage to earn this victory