Hello? Yeah, Bossman. This is Gene Auckland from the World Wrestling Federation. I've got a couple of questions for you. We've heard that you've lost a great deal of weight. Physically, how are you doing right now? Yeah, I mean, Gene, it's true I've lost a lot of weight and physically I've been weakened but the big bossman is on the road to recovery. I've got to ask you about the emotional scars that have been left by this devastating incident. To many observers, they feel your spirit has been broken and you're not going to be able to return. What about it? Well, there's a lot of people that believe in law, order, and justice and the big bossman is a man of his word. I know for one thing, I'm not going to let trash like Nils take over. This is a fight I might not win but it sure as hell a fight I'm going to fight. All right, now, Bossman, my final question. If indeed you have made up your mind, when specifically will you be back? Me and Gene, I said a few weeks ago on the World Wrestling Federation Network that I'll be back. Well, it's going to be a lot sooner than Nils thinks. All right, ladies and gentlemen, join me in welcoming my guest this week, the Repo Man. All right, well... What is this? He's on a bicycle. The Repo Man arriving here in this arena on a bicycle. A rather nice looking 10-speed bicycle. Brand new one. Wait a minute, Repo Man. What's with the bike? Gene, I got to tell you, I love my job. You're not going to believe this, just a couple of blocks away, I met this kid. He was studying for finals, so he had to quit his job, and I mean, when he quit his job, he couldn't make any payments, he didn't make any money. So then I had to come and I had to do my job. I had to repossess a brand new 10-speed. Oh, wait just a minute. You got to be kidding me. The way it goes. Repo Man, that is sick. That is absolutely disgusting. Now, that was a 15-year-old kid, you know, a couple of blocks from here, but that is not the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith. I'm glad you brought up his name, because did you know, I'm his master, every command I make. He does? What are you talking about? I told him the other day, I told him, I said, why don't you get up on your high legs and beg? And he did it. That's ridiculous. Then I told him, I said, why don't you roll over? He rolled over. Come on. Then I told him, I said, here, shake hands. And he shook my hand. You've got to be kidding. He shook my hand. So if I tell Davey Boy Smith, he won't make it to Summer Slam. He won't. And you know what? If he doesn't obey me, I'm going to lock him in a car, put on Summer D, and roll the windows up. Hey. Hey. It's terrible. And if that doesn't work, I'm going to get him fixed for good. I can't believe this guy. The nerve of repossessing a youngster's ten speed. Oh, my goodness. What a great humanitarian. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ultimate Warrior. Another nice standing ovation for the Ultimate Warrior. What a reception for the former WWF champion. I don't hear any accolades come on here, mom. I'm just watching them. I want to see what happens to him next. All right, Ultimate Warrior. We've got to talk about the curse, the hex, the black magic, the voodoo of Papa Shango. For everything I've seen and what I personally have experienced, I don't know what to say. I'm curious. What do you believe? I stand before you, Papa Shango, to tell you that I do believe. I believe as I reach out to these warriors. They know that what they give, they shall more than receive as I reach to those warriors. To me, Papa Shango, they know that they shall only become even greater, even more powerful. I, we have devoured your black magic. I, we shall now destroy you. Destroy you with the power of the Ultimate Warrior. Hello, everyone, and welcome to Toledo, here on this Independence Weekend. We roll them on soon, along with his lordship, Alfred Hayes, as we celebrate 216 years of independence from your homeland, Alfred. I knew you'd fact something to say about me. That Cornwall is not a very good general, was he? Well, he certainly made his, uh, some classic mistakes, I might add. He made some very bad technical errors. How about Georgetown? Not a good king. I suppose, Alfred, you had that big blowout in your backyard yesterday. That big, uh, Fourth of July baloney blowout that you usually have. No, I didn't. I hit myself on the Fourth of July. And you think you are expecting a tax refund? My advice to you is to put it in the bank, because you're gonna need the money to pay your taxes next year. Give me a break, Irwin. Good advice, though. Good advice. Jeez. How about your taxes? Are they all paid up for it? Well, I hope so. Are you supposed to pay taxes? Yes! You're in big, big trouble. He's got a dossier on you in that briefcase, you know, Groomer. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. Looks like the old Barrett, the arcade, you shoot him, and he turns around and goes the other way, and you shoot him again. And now he's shot off too. He walks out of there, and I don't blame him. Well, that's a good point there, that Money Incorporated making to the referee, he was using a fist rather excessively. Well, I think this referee, Alfred, is not sure what day of the week it is. Well, I don't know so much about this. It's tough to control a match of this caliber. You get these four fellows who are tough, they're strong, they're very, very fast, they have great rings, Savvy. A referee to keep up with that has got his work cut out. They know how to manipulate a referee, Alfred. Yes, they do indeed. And the tag team action, very hot and heavy as it always is here in the World Wrestling Federation. Some tremendous teams looking to vie to be number one, to be the number one challengers and get a crutch at that coveted title. Talking about guys like High Energy, how about that? Yes. The Rocket and Coco Beware just stunned the wrestling world. A great, great combination, and then of course there's those that have been at the top all this time. Look at Legion of Doom. LOD, former champion, ranked very high. Beverly Brothers, even with that horrid manager that they have, the genius, they're right up there in the rankings. And let's not forget about another former pair of champions, the Nasty Boys. Yes, the Nasty Boys, you can't deny their talent. It is certainly there to be seen very, very plainly. How about the Natural Disasters? Natural Disasters, Typhoon and Earthquake, had a golden opportunity in the Hoosier Dome at WrestleMania, and it just slipped through their fingers. It certainly did. That was a shame. It ran through their fingers. Yeah, it ran away from their fingers too. That was certainly a shame for them, but you know who are dark horses in that race also, the toughest division there is? Who might that be? The Bushwackers. Oh my goodness, the Bushwackers. Let's not forget about them. Always a serious threat to any team trying to climb the ladder, because they are so unorthodox. The sergeant taking off after the mouth of the south there, but the mouth of the south a little too fleet a foot for the big sergeant. Well, sometimes enough is enough. Sometimes enough is too much, Alfred. Yes, it is with that little fellow. The sergeant has really beside himself with anger here, but this is no good. He's distracting the referee. In fact, he's bordering here on being disqualified. He can't manhandle the referee, and vice versa, the referees cannot lay their hands on the wrestlers. Nice reversal, but whoa, the closet was empty by the time he got there. Erwin using that speed and agility to outmaneuver and outthink Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Yes, and that was a questionable shot there by Money Incorporated, Scheister. He came in and dropped that leg perilously low on Hacksaw Jim Duggan, but they're getting behind him. This crowd here, their USA charge is going up everywhere. Irish whip by Diviassi. The tag almost was made, but didn't quite reach him. Over for the cover. One, two, no. Tough to hold down a guy that has that kind of upper body power. And now, Diviassi reverting to the reverse chinlock. I believe he's trying to buy a little time here, Alfred. Well, I don't know. It's good tag team strategy. Wear this man down. Wear him down for your partner. Then tag him in. In this case, tag in the Scheister and let him finish him off. But I don't see anybody finishing off Duggan just yet. Do you? Hard to wear down a man. Oh, gosh. Look at him. He just absorbs all that punishment. He soaks it up. Look at how Diviassi knew exactly where he was out there geographically and was able to just turn around so easily. Whoa. Do you think that Irwin had got to s**t Sarge's attention? He certainly did, and that's one way to upset a combination. Wake them up like that. Now you see what has happened. Sarge is in there distracting the referee again. Why? Because Money Inc. has cut the ring in half so perfectly. That's why they're the champions. And here's another little clap. The referee didn't see that guy. Not going to allow it, I guarantee you. A little smoke screen created there. And look at the devastating results of that. They really are a great tag team combination. The Million Dollar Man and Irwin R. Scheister, they really are a great, great tag team champion pair. A lot of experience, a lot of technique, a lot of ring savvy, and that's what it takes to become champions. These guys don't like any of that. Whoa. He'll be eating with his left hand for a while. It's that way, Hacksaw. There you go. Tag finally made. Sarge and Inder unloading. Super tag team change there by the Sarge and Hacksaw. Obviously they had their signals right that time. Lockout. Awful lot of action going on inside and outside the ring. A slaughter is exploding here. And look at this, going for the Cobra Clutch. He's got it on. It's very similar to that Million Dollar Dream. And now DiBiase knows what it feels like. It's a devastating hold that the Sergeant had, but saved in the nick of time by Scheister. And the referee has not been able to control this affair. All four men inside the ring right now. Referee buried in there as well. Irwin weasels his way out of there. He's got the two-by-four. It belongs to Hacksaw. But he got caught. Oh, nice piece of anticipation there by Donovan. Oh, what? Take that. You know something, Elford? I think Hacksaw is going to get caught with the two-by-four and probably get disqualified. Oh, my word. Here is the referee's decision. He awards the bomb as a result of a disqualification to the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions Million Dollar Ranch and DiBiase, I.R.S. Well, a miscarriage of justice went down here in this tag team match as The Fink explained it. Hacksaw caught with his own two-by-four after taking it away from Irwin R. Scheister. Boy, I certainly don't like that decision. No, I don't either, but I can tell you something. Duggan is not so pleased with the decision, but he lost what they did to Money Incorporated. Hello, everyone, and welcome to Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. The capital of Canada. And soon along with his lordship, Elford Hayes, as we listen to the lovely Mike McGurk explain the rules of this tremendous, unprecedented 40-man over-the-top battle, while first time ever in the history of national television. And it all happens right here on Prime Time Wrestling. Yes. Gosh. 40-man, that's just incredible. Virgil. Well, they're all being introduced right now. The Beverly B's along with Virgil. One-half of high-energy. Coco Beware. That pig Skinner is about to get introduced. Kato. Worthy man. The mysterious Kato. He could be a dark horse in this. You know, the real rookies have made names in this. Sometimes they come right to the front. He could have been easily an 80-man over-the-top. There were so many guys that wanted to get in this. Yes. They selected the top 40, apparently. Just unbelievable. Kerry Von Ehren. Here's another man who put witness. Texas Tornado, former Intercontinental Champion. Joe Milano. Joe Milano. What if he's any relation? Do you remember Mario Milano? Yes. What a nice youngster he was. Yes, he was. Mario Milano. Believe me, he was from the Isle of Capri. Yes. Sargeant. Slaughterer. That's also an island. A beautiful island. Indeed. Just a short boat ride from Sorrento, Italy. Not near Naples or any of those places. No, well, yeah. It's not all that far from Naples. About 30 miles. Johnson. You know that coastline very well along there. The Buzzerker. I like Italy, Alfred. Yes, it's a crash. I like Italy. I like Europe. Yes. See? Look at the ring now. Well, some special reinforcement had to be done here to make sure the ring didn't collapse when all this massive humanity gathers in one place. Probably, well, undoubtedly the most dangerous match of anything I can think of, Alfred. 80 arms and legs flailing and flying in every which direction. Just a question of how many guys are going to get hurt seriously this match. Gosh, a lot of them. There's approximately 10,000 pounds of human being in there. And each one of them represents a danger in his own right. You can get severely, severely battered inside there. That was gone and we're underway. Last man to be introduced, the winner of the Big Battle Royal at the Royal Albert Hall and winner of the coveted Samovar Trophy, referring to the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith. Look at this guy. He's getting the program, Alfred. He doesn't know what he's doing, though. He hasn't got in there yet. I think he'll have to get into that ring very, very quickly, otherwise they might disqualify him. Rules are over the top rope and to the arena floor just like that for elimination. Unfortunately, Buzzerker wasn't even in the ring, so I think they'll let that youngster get back in. Well, he's one of the rookies who have signed up for this match. I don't know why they do that. They should definitely get themselves a manager before they go into something like this. You know, I got a lot of guys, Alfred, signed up for this with the idea of venting some of the pent-up frustrations on some of the vendettas that are going around the World Wrestling Federation right now. But in my book, this is not the place to do that. Definitely not. I think it is a wiser thing to stay away from these type of matches. I know that you were successful in many of them. You were an expert on battle royals. I never was very good at this particular type of match. Well, I didn't like them, Alfred. No. But the purse money was always good. Absolutely. Whoa. It could take long for that rookie to come out. They soon dispense with his services. Bob, he's gone. He's gone away. He looked like one of the Beverly's, but I see both Beverly's still in there both ways. And there goes another youngster. I think we've got rid of quite a few now. I think there's probably about eight men, leaving about 32 left in this battle royal. All the favorites are still there, fighting away. And those, well, there's nobody hiding so much as this fellow here, Berserker. He hasn't gotten in the ring legally yet, Alfred. Why on earth can they use their authority? Get him in or get him out of the stadium? Where's Mr. Fuji? Fuji is back in the locker room, just like all managers are. They are not allowed to participate in battle royals. Well, that's a good idea. There's enough confusion out there without them being out there. Definitely. I would think so. Texas Tornado, obviously one of the favorites. Yes, he had Barry Horowitz by the nape of the neck there, trying to get rid of him. Coco now being attacked once again from the outside by the Berserker. And I can see the model Rick Martel. He's sort of maneuvering very sneakily indeed, but somebody's grabbed him. Give him a very hard shot. I think that was Bradley who nailed him. And the Beverly brothers there have an opponent in the turnbuckle. Very confusing, isn't it? It is awfully confusing. Oh, Berserker is in the ring at long last. Finally. He's got in. Kato there, doing very well. Look at the nasty boys. They're having a good time. This is right up their alley. This is what they like, yes. I would imagine they're odds on favorites here. I can guarantee you Tataka's getting an education as Jimmy Powers goes flying out of there. I'll bet you, Albert, anything you want to bet that Tataka has never been in one of these. Knox there looking around for another victim. Caught up to Tataka. Tataka's taking an awful shellacking there at the hands of the nasty boys and the model Rick Martel. You know, sometimes in a battle royale like this, you think it's safe, Albert, to go in a corner and get your back up against something. That could backfire on you, too. Yes. Tataka just found that out. Yes. What do you think? I mean, you have fast experience of these. What would it be your method of trying to survive in this whole of an encounter? Well, the most important thing, Albert, in my book was always not to run out of gas. Yes. Because once you run out of gas, I don't care who you are, you know, you're right for the pickets. Yeah, you're a dead doggy. So try to conserve your energy if you want to be there at the end, and that's the name of the game, to be there at the end. Absolutely. I can see Virgil still in there doing fairly well. The British Bulldog, making his presence, definitely felt there's one money incorporated there. The million dollar man, Ted DiBiase, ready to launch himself. Well, on Virgil, of course, what you were talking about, those vendettas, they seek to get some measure of vengeance here in the ring with them. But there are no friends in these battle royals. There can only be one winner. No friends, no foes. I should say all foes, really. Skinner's taking a whacking now. Oh, no. Well, you said it before, Gorilla. He's not been in one of these type of matches. You don't do those kind of moves. Those high moves, those high risk moves that allow you to propel your body through the air. You just don't want to do those. Well, there goes DiBiase. Oh, nicely deposited. They got rid of him. Scheister's still there, though, so you've got one and a half of the World Tag Team Champions still going, still crusading in there. Your countrymen still alive in there, Alfred. And the Rocket, he is there going well. Yes, as you say, the British Bulldog. Oh, Scheister's gone. Oh, there goes Irwin. Oh. Skinner sneaked up on the Bulldog then. And the Beverly Brothers still going well as well. I see they're doing well. The Rocket is about to be launched, and he's out of there. He's airborne, and now he's on the concrete floor. He's out, marching orders for him back to the dressing room. Well, we've got four, six, eight, and maybe a dozen left. And there goes one Beverly, and there goes the Hitman. And look at DiBiase holding on to him. Rocket holding on to him, but now he's out. Well, I think Bulldog was very discreet there. He let go of Bret Hart because it was hurting him more by trying to keep him in. Coco's still in there. Both Beverly's are gone. Whoa. Kato eliminated. Getting down to the nitty-gritty right now. We've got about seven contestants left in the ring. Sags up on top of the British Bulldog. A massive precarious position. I'm rather surprised that Sags... Dino Santana had to be one of the favorites in this. Now Matador, and there goes Mr. Nasty. Well, Nasty Boy didn't show a lot of sense there for this type of encounter. Matador doing very well indeed. I didn't expect him to last this long. Skinner surprising me, that filthy pig. Can't believe he's still in there. Could you say something nasty about him, please? I'll try to think of some descriptive adjectives if they come to me. Of course. Well, let's see. You've got one. Well, you've got Texas Tornado in there still. You've got two former Intercontinental Champions still out there. And there goes Coco. Making like a bird. He's gone. No, no, Santana. No, no, no. Another big, big mistake made by the ring veteran. I don't believe that. Look at this. And here goes Buzaka. He's due to go now. He's going to hit the floor too. Maybe Davey Boy can repeat those two victories that he's already had in tag team matches. Boy, wouldn't that be something. Especially that one in England that covered him with glory. Well, he's got double the amount of guys, though, in this one, Albert. Yes. And look at this. He's perilously close to being dumped outside. They're all teaming up on the Bulldog. They know of his reputation in this type of encounter. Tornado over to Linda. But it didn't do the book. No. He's not out of there yet. He's staying. You're in the floor. He's out. He's gone. He hung in there with a lot of tenacity. But obviously not enough. Just three men left. Skinner, Buzaka. A man who has to be considered one of the favorites. Well, now I would say Texas Tornado. Texas Tornado. Well, no, I say he's the favorite. I don't think so. Maybe those two will come together and team up on him. Skinner and Buzaka. I wouldn't trust either of them, though, behind my back, would you? Well, I don't think so. The Buzaka knows how to work as a partner with anybody, as is obvious right here as the Tornado's unloading on both guys. There it is. The Worldly Nervous. He nailed Skinner. Skinner for all intents and purposes. Out of this one, but still in the ring. Yes, a tough proposition, this, for the Texas Tornado. He bended his spot right there on Skinner in the beginning, but now Buzaka's got him. And this is definitely a double effort. I still wouldn't trust either one of those, though. They're very treacherous. Look at the fight back here by Tornado. Lot of energy still left in that high-powered body. And again, the Buzaka is starting to take its effect. And although the Buzaka's taken quite a few heavy blows, he seems to be quite impervious to punishment like that. He's over the top rope but still on the apron, he's still viable in this one. Well he didn't touch down, I can't believe Skinner, no he wants to pull him out the other side. And over the top once again and once again on the apron and rolls back in underneath, Skinner thinks he's gone. Yes he does indeed, as I said before I wouldn't have trusted either one of those two. Oh look at this, a double effort here by the Mazurka, he's done Skinner and now he's done them both. Here's your winner, the Mazurka. Mr. Fuji will be elated, there'll be some extra rice and who knows what else on the menu tonight. Uh oh, there's that ominous sound here in the Olympic Hall of Munich, Germany. Gerulamon soon along with his lordship, Alfred Hayes, as we take a look at the man in full darkness, Alfred. Yes absolutely, this fellow sends shivers down my spine and I'm sure he's doing that to everybody in this huge arena here today. Now there's no question in anyone's mind Alfred that that is a human skull. Is that a fact? I didn't know that. It is. I thought maybe it was an ape's skull or something like that but it's not huh? No it's a human skull, you can buy one quite easily I understand. What? Go to some of these crematories and you can come out of there with anything from a shin bone to the whole body if you like, if you so desire, and have the proper poundage. My goodness, golly. But I suppose you can get them for medical research and things like that. Absolutely. But he's not for medical research, that's for sure. His is strictly for black magic. Oh, what was that? Of which he is excellent, he's very very good, I've been given to understand by people who are absolutely obsessed by the occult. Yeah, ask the Ultimate Warrior about it. Yes. He's thrown everything but the kitchen sink at the Ultimate Warrior. And how about our colleague, Mean Gene Oakland? He suffered a little bit from these casts. You know, I was a little disappointed in that, I thought maybe Papa Shango would have Oakland go up in flames. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Complete combustion. Oh, when you hear this ovation, they're going to blow the roof off this place. Weighing in at 244 pounds, on stage from Cuba, Mexico, here is El Matador! Tino Santana! Talk about colorful guys, talk about guys with tremendous records, guys with tremendous attributes inside that squared circle. This guy has all the credentials. He certainly does, and so far Papa Shango has been riding rough shot over all his opponents. He really has polished them off in no time at all. But I can assure Papa Shango that here is one man who is not going to be mystified by his castes and his spells. This man is a very very dedicated wrestler, and I'm sure he's got a great game plan in mind, especially for Papa Shango. The Matador are superb artistes in the ring. A couple of lovely young ladies there, looking in your direction. Yes, Sprakese Deutsche. Not really, but I guess that's a universal language that was, the look in that eye was universal, I'll tell you that. Well, I'll have to sharpen up on my German. I must speak to those for life. Wouldn't be surprised if a few curses at one time or another didn't come out of Tacula, Mexico, too. Ha ha, that wouldn't surprise me one iota. So Papa Shango better be careful. I had the pleasure once of meeting Matador's grandmother. She was in the United States for just a short holiday. And gosh, she's a scary person, I tell you. Yes, indeed. So maybe Papa Shango better watch himself. Dino Santana, former Intercontinental Champion, former coholder of the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship on a number of occasions with a number of different partners. Indeed, he can certainly make the ring both as a great tag team partner and as a great singles competitor. Shango, just a little bit mystified, but he's taking his time. He's not really trying to finish us the way he's finished other opponents. Obviously, he's giving a lot of respect to El Matador. Well, so far, Tito's got a tremendous game plan using his speed, agility, his quickness to get around and outmaneuver the big guy. Oh, elbow, right on the side of the jaw. Big powerhouse Papa Shango. He is a powerful man, indeed. He has huge shoulders, a tremendous upper body. Goodness knows what his chest measures, but he does possess a lot of speed as well as all that bulk. Any significance to all those tough things, Alfred? Have you been close enough to make any of them out? I haven't. No, no, no way. I'm going close to him. The brain won't get within 100 yards of this guy. Talk about paranoid people. Yes. I did try to get into his dressing room for an interview a little while ago, but I'm afraid the stench that emanated from the doorway was enough to stop me anyway. He smells of voodooism, this fellow. He telegraphed that move, and Tito a little bit too smart and a little bit too ring smart to get caught by that. Tito now with those nice forearms, European style, I might add. And now to a nice arm wringer. You know, that's what you've got to do with a guy like Shango. Pick a part of the anatomy and go to work on it, Alfred. Well, let's hope that does work for the matador because he does seem to be concentrating on the left arm of Papa Shango, so maybe he's going to follow your advice. Well, he certainly doesn't need any advice from me with his credentials. Duck underneath of the clothesline or the elbow or the reverse knife edge, whatever you want to call it. And Tito just will. Rocked his clothesline of his own and another one, but the big guy finally goes down to one knee. And that was quite a feat there by the matador. Here's one thing I really don't agree with from the matador. He's got close body contact, but as you say, he's got to concentrate on one part of the body and it is that left arm. If I were Tito Santana, which I'm not, I would think I would have to be working on the legos. Take the leg out from under him, take him down on the canvas. That eliminates all that power that he has in the head of the body. He has to go to work on the guy. High cross body of beauty. One and a half pound is all Tito could get. And the power of that push off from Shongo there. He pushed 260 pound matador right into the air, a couple of feet. A tremendous bench press. This fellow must be in the gymnasium. I salute Tito Santana. I take my hat off. Anybody can step in there with a 2,000 pound four legged horned beast. Trying to maneuver your way around him has got to rank high in my book, Alfred. Unfortunately though, the bull doesn't kick back. At least not like Papa Shongo will. And the bull doesn't think all that much either. No, and it doesn't cast spells upon you either. It might look you right in the eye at the moment of truth. But no, this fellow is a different proposition altogether. Just the look of him is scary enough. He sort of hypnotizes you with those eyes. And all these heavy blows he's been landing on matador now are at last beginning to take their toll. Now somebody told me, Alfred, I don't know how true it is. Only you can verify this, that at one time about 15 years ago, you did one of those running of the bulls. Where the bulls get out there and you're out in front and they're chasing you. Is that true? I heard that from a very reliable source, Alfred. Well, they weren't exactly bulls. Believe me, if they were, I would have been definitely the one in the lead. They sent you one, hands down. Yes, I would have done. Oh, gosh. And I tell you, if this fellow, Papa Shongo, chased me, I'd be winning that race too. Well, he's certainly got his sights set on one ultimate warrior. And I don't know how the guy can sleep at night, Alfred. Well, I don't know how the ultimate warrior, I presume you're talking about sleeping at night. Because he is in such a quandary about what to do about this. He's asked different people for their advice, and I don't think he's going very... Oh, goodness gracious. Oh, nearly decapitated the matador. Look at that face. Some kind of an incantation there, your lordship. There was indeed. Directed in your direction. He was looking at you. Oh, was he? Yes, he was. Now see, I had these dark glasses on. I can't really tell. Oh, gosh, I wouldn't like that if I were you, Garena. Not too many more things people can do to me that haven't already been done, Alfred. That's awfully true. And I've seen you come out on top of all those adversities anyway over the years. Unfortunately, the warrior doesn't exactly feel that way. Although he's had quite a few things done to him that he can't explain logically or physically, he's still ready to stand behind his warriors and fight whatever this is. Well, you have spoken to him, haven't you? Oh, absolutely. He's full of resolve still, then. Well, he's got a lot of things on his mind, a lot of unanswered questions, but he's still the ultimate warrior, and he still believes in the power of his little warrior. I wonder if that's enough. I really do. You know, this is a mental war that's being waged at the moment until he can actually get Papashongo in the ring. And what is his recourse? What can he do? Well, the last thing he said to me was, I know what Papashongo is capable of doing. When I step into the ring with him, I resolve myself to one fact. Perhaps he can beat me, but he can't eat me. Well, that's very, very true, but I don't know, again, what these people in Voodoo do. And they're doing a lot at the moment to the matador because Tito Santana is really suffering. He's making a vain effort to try and stage some sort of a comeback here, but it's awfully difficult. He's had the town knocked right out of him. You know, the Black Magic Alfred and the Voodoo may be new to us here in the World Wrestling Federation, but it's certainly not new around the world. It is very predominant in a lot of places. Oh, it is indeed. I mean, it is a religion. It certainly is, with quite a following, I might add. This guy may be the Big Mahat of it all. Hey, I would imagine, I would imagine he definitely has an occult for it. And then that guy that hangs around him is scary, too. Have you seen that guy? I think his name is Will. No, I haven't seen him. Or Bill. Will or Bill, I don't know. Yeah, what a scary-looking guy. Tall, glasses. Oh, gosh. Well, nice move by Tito. The very first mistake that Pabachanga has made, and now Tito Santana is going to make him pay for that mistake. A critical error, perhaps. Gorilla. Well, sooner or later, when you're in there with the likes of Tito Santana and the kind of ring knowledge and experience that he has, you're going to make a lot of mistakes. But Tito makes mistakes as well, just like he did right there. Thought that Pabachanga was still recovering from that move in the corner, but the big guy fooled him. He certainly did. I mean, he maybe has that zombie influence over his body as well, where even if you're dead, you can move around. Backbreaker well executed by the big guy as a hush has fallen over this Olympia Hula. Yeah, absolutely. The Olympia Hula here is certainly quiet, but did you notice the way he executed that backbreaker? So precise, so perfect. This man is a very, very talented wrestler as well. Perched up there. Second turnbuckle on the inside. Look out. Elbow does not find the mark as Tito was long gone. Oh, he waited definitely three or four seconds. Too long there before he delivered that blow. It would have been a telling blow, but now it may change the tables, maybe turned upon him here. No, we don't. Please, don't bother us. We're doing the broadcast. Can you believe this Nelson Swinger looking for some groceries? Oh, squackers. We don't have any. Get out of here. Anything for free. That fellow is a freebie loader. Tito, dropkick and a beauty sends a big guy down. Oh, that's not enough to hold this guy down. Definitely not. Look at the power, the immense power this fellow has. That was wasted motion and wasted time there by Tito. Puts his head down, gives him up, and a nice backbreaker. And now gives a sign for the flying forearm. Can he find the mark with this one? Well, if he does, we'll see what kind of effect it has on Papachaka. A beauty. He nailed him. We could have a big upset. No, not even a two count. Can you believe that? Just a one count after that tremendous blow there. The flying Mexican hammer by Tito. And once again, this time Tito is the one taking a long, long time up there. Beautiful high cross body, but Papachango turns it over with the leverage and gets the three count. I don't believe it. Here is your winner, Papachango. What a cardinal mistake made by Tito Santana, underestimating the wrestling skills of Papachango as he literally turned that move, that offensive move, into an offensive move of his own. Wow. Let's go back and take a look at some of the action that went down in this classic only moments ago. Well, Tito Santana extended his fellow Papachanga more than anybody else has. And here you can see how he launched himself from the top rope, but it was turned against him by a very brilliant move by... Oh, I told you, Slaughter, if you got in the Mounties Way, you'd pay the price. So now, Slaughter, you know what I'm all about. Me and my great American scream machine. So if I were you, Slaughter, I'd give myself my own command to stay out of the Mounties Way. Ha-ha! Oh, yeah! Dig it! Yeah! Oh, yeah! My two men just running wild! World champion forever! Yeah! Dig it! What a great tribute to the reigning WWF champion! Mr. Pervitt has refused to comment, but nonetheless, I'm sure all of us enjoyed it, just like we're going to enjoy this! The Undertaker! Bruce Mitchell! I certainly hope Bruce Mitchell has his insurance paid up, life insurance, that is. There's also something known as burial insurance, if he's lucky enough to have some of that. Doesn't look too promising for Bruce Mitchell, that's for sure. It doesn't look too promising for anyone who steps into the ring with Paul Bearer and the Undertaker. That's where you're wrong, McMahon. There's one man that can stop the Undertaker and Paul Bearer. And that might be... The Berserker and Mr. Fuji. I see. Well, now I think this opponent of the Undertaker, Bruce Mitchell, may be having second thoughts. Nobody sees the size of this awesome athlete. This man who is so awe-inspiring, just his presence alone. Although you know what, you take a look at Mitchell, you can see the fear in his eyes. Oh, my! Oh, my! And the clutches of the Undertaker! One handed over his head. Paul Bearer likes what he sees. And Ernie has a few dents in it. What a weirdo. Who? Paul Bearer. He's a little strange, I'll grant you that. Right about now, Bruce Mitchell is saying, what did I do, why did I sign on for this match? And what's going to happen to me? Uh-oh. Undertaker, all six feet nine or 10 inches, whatever he is, on the top rope, walking the top rope, and from there, down across the back. I have to admit, that's perfect balance up there. Mitchell, at this juncture, I would have... Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, here it comes! Bearer of insurance has paid for! An easy victory for the Undertaker. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hey, guys, wake up. Here comes the Berserker. What's he doing down there? No business down at ringside. The last... Oh, look at the salt right under the eyes of Paul Bearer. The last time Berserker was down at ringside, he tried to skewer the Undertaker with his sword. I told you, Mr. Fuji, you had figured out a way to beat the Undertaker. Fuji has the urn. Wait a minute, the Undertaker has Fuji. From behind, the Berserker. Berserker hammering away on the Undertaker. Undertaker still coming at him. Berserker with roundhouse rights. Undertaker just stared him down. Doesn't even register a McMahon. Look at this. Yes, has him by the throat. Fuji's coming back into the ring. Oh, across the back with the cane. Fuji is gonna get nailed by the Undertaker. Fuji runs from the Undertaker. Berserker's on the outside now. Got something in his hand. Oh, no. Oh, no. Salt into the eyes of the Undertaker. Berserker and Fuji have done their dirty work. Still up. Even the salt in the eyes had hardly any effect at all. All right, ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming my guest, or should I say guests, this week, accompanied by Kim Chi and Dr. Harvey Wippelman. Here's the Ugandan giant, Kamala. My goodness, what an awesome creature this man is. Kamala. He doesn't even know which direction to turn to the camera. That doesn't make him a bad guy. Well, I'm not saying it does. It all do respect, Dr. Harvey Wippelman. I know this man has returned to the World Wrestling Federation when I talk about Kamala and his tremendous success record as of late, very impressive. But essentially, Dr. Wippelman, this man is nothing more than a savage, if it really came down to that. Gene Oakland, you better watch your mouth, little man, because this native is restless. Hey, hey, you don't just put your... In fact, this native is very, very restless. Hey, you keep your hands off me. Who do you think you are? As a matter of fact, this native is very, very, very restless. Peewee, you're gonna be in a heap of trouble if you keep pounding that. Tell Kamala to come over here and destroy this little bow-headed microphone jock. Wait a minute, don't cause trouble here. Hey, just a second. Did you understand? Tell him, Gene. You better get down on your knees, Gene Oakland. Oh, my goodness, look at this. And you better beg for mercy, understand? Oh, no. He's got his spirit. Listen to me, boy. Listen to me, little man. You or anybody else that gets in my way or Kim Chi's way or Kamala's way, better get down on your knees and beg for mercy or you're gonna end up... My goodness. Oakland. Happy to get out of there. Oakland was almost skewered by Kamala. You can't unleash a savage like that. Made the little girl cry. Made Oakland cry. Give me a break. That's preposterous. Ultimate... Boy. Ultimate... Bull. Made the ultimate price. Of my ultimate rule. The living will fall. The dead will rise. The dead will rise. See the fear... of Mopashanko in the wires. Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming my guest this week, Native North American Tatanka. All right, Tatanka. You know, your history with Rick the Model Martel is quite lengthy, as you well know. I recall vividly when the two of you met very near the ring area, tempers flared, and you almost came to blows. Then later on, you got the upper hand on the model when you, Tatanka, sneaked up into the ring behind him, gave him that war hoop, and I gotta tell you quite candidly, he really freaked out on that. However, the tables turned when all of a sudden, the two of you met. Center aisle Rick Martel sprayed your eyes with that arrogance. Accidentally, according to him, thank God you received immediate medical attention, and it saved your sight. Now, in light of all of that, Tatanka, what are your thoughts on Rick the Model Martel? You see, Minjing, for hundreds of years, my people lived in peace and harmony among themselves and with nature. There were those that disagreed with our ways, and there were those that did not respect our heritage. And even today, I have crossed paths with the same type, Rick the Model Martel. This is a man that is man enough to look me in my eyes without spraying arrogance and shame. This is a man bold enough to steal the most sacred symbol of my Native American heritage, my eagle feathers. This is a man foolish enough to wear my sacred feathers to the wing and disgrace all Native Americans. Eagle feathers are only earned through great bravery or great honor. And, Martel, you have neither. You have no honor. And you have no bravery. Martel, the great chiefs and the great spirit have spoken to me, and they have given me the word. And that word you will soon understand. And that word, Martel, is revenge. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! From inside the pages of the WWF magazine, here's update. I get folks update brought to you by the World Wrestling Federation Merchandise Catalog. Available in the WWF magazines and programs. Hey, hot dog! Just look at all of this great WWF summertime cookout and picnic gear. Now then, as all the world knows by now, Summer Slam is headed to Wembley Stadium in London, England on Monday, August 31st. It's the Summer Slam you thought you'd never see. It's also the Summer Slam with both good news and bad news. The bad news being that Wembley Stadium sold out in a mere ten hours. But the good news is that Summer Slam is going to be available exclusively on Pay Per View Cable TV here in America, bringing London home right into your living room. And folks, I gotta tell you, across the pond, they're having a dickens of a time. They're going to be absolutely wild. Well, as wild as the British ever get, that is, with Summer Slam fever. Welcome back. This summer, London plays host to the toughest, the most flamboyant sports event there is. The World Wrestling Federation Summer Slam is staged at Wembley Stadium in August, the first time it's been held outside America. The choice of London is based in part on the incredible popularity of WWF wrestling on Sky, which has made the Bulldog, Macho Man, The Undertaker and The Ultimate Warrior superstars over here. We've been working with WWF for just over three years, and we're thrilled to have actually persuaded them to bring over the Summer Slam, because it is one of them, in fact, the major event that they do, and be part of what is always the most incredible atmosphere, and it certainly is. It's fun for the family, and it's a great time for everybody. Wrestling fans have been camping outside Wembley Stadium since yesterday morning. They say the long wait for the ticket office to open is worth it, because they'll get ringside seats for the World Wrestling Federation's championships, which are expected to attract more than 75,000 spectators. The box office opens tomorrow for the event being held in August. I'm representing England, and I'm proud to represent my country, because I'm the only one fellow Englishman on the World Wrestling Federation circuit. That gives me a big plus in the World Wrestling Federation. First, it is nice to recognize that Wembley is the world's number one venue. This year, we expect about eight million visitors to this complex, and you know the sort of events that we host. It's all world-class events, and this adds very nicely to that sort of repertoire. To capture this event, and it was a capture, is really like stealing the World Series from the States, and we're very, very pleased about that. I've got to say, this is definitely one of the most anticipated World Wrestling Federation events in history, and for good reason. I've just been informed it's official. The main event at SummerSlam, hang on to your hats, the main event will pit the champion, the Macho Man, Randy Savage, defending his title against, get this, The Ultimate Warrior. Ladies and gentlemen, I can hardly wait for that one. And by the way, we're gonna have all parties involved in that big main event face-to-face right here next week. For Update, I'm Gene Okubo. Recently, ladies and gentlemen, the Big Boss Man had to endure tremendous pain, tremendous agony. All of this, the result of a vicious and brutal attack that was perpetrated by the hardened ex-convict known as Nails. As a result of this attack, many said the Big Boss Man, a broken and beaten man. They even went so far as to say the Big Boss Man would never return to action in the World Wrestling Federation. Ladies and gentlemen, my guest this week is back. Please welcome the Big Boss Man! He's not moving too fast, is he? Looks like he's lost a lot of weight. All right, Big Boss Man. Obviously, everybody saw what happened recently in front of the National Television audience. The way I see it, this incident took place while you were in the line of duty. Your thoughts? That's right, me and Gene. You know, I've never felt as lonely as I did when I was laying in that hospital bed. Broken ribs, my face swollen up, a busted knee. The doctors coming in telling me they don't know if I'd ever walk right again or not. As I laid there, I must have asked myself a thousand times, is it all worth it? Is being law, order, and justice in the World Wrestling Federation worth giving my life up for? Well, this question wasn't answered until I went home to Georgia and I was sitting on my front porch and a six-year-old boy, one of the neighbor's kids from down the street, came running down, hugged me around the neck, and asked me if I was alright. Told me he was worried about me. Right then and there, that six-year-old boy answered every question I needed to know. I'm here to tell you, I know what I have to do. Mills, you beat me, but you didn't break me, because you can't break the law. And I'm making a promise to that six-year-old boy and every man, woman, and child to believe in law, order, and justice. I'm gonna make a promise to you, wherever you might be, wherever you are, I'm coming after you, Mills, and when I get you in that ring, I'm taking your ass. That's a pretty bold statement, McMahon. My goodness, how about that? I can't wait to see that matchup. The Big Boss Man is back. All right, ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming my guest, joined by his executive consultant, Mr. Perfect, the so-called real world champion, Ric Flair. X WWF Champion, X. Sounds so permanent, doesn't it, Frank? Uh-oh, he's mad. Look at Perfect. They are not happy campers. Perfect's gonna lose his meal ticket. So are you. It's interesting to see how they weasel their way out of this. Oh, he's steaming. I know him. Perfect brushing off all their socks. With the announcement of the gigantic main event at SummerSlam in late August in London at Wembley Stadium, I've gotta tell ya, you missed the boat. You blew it. You shut up, you little dweeb. Dweeb? Just because we didn't play political ball with you, Jack Tunney, you've been jerking us around since day one. First of all, you video distort Ric Flair's championship belt. That's right. That's correct. Second of all, you arrange it so Ric Flair is chosen number two in the Royal Rumble and has to face 29 other men. He faces 29 other men and becomes the World Wrestling Federation Champion. Certainly did that. Shut up. And if that wasn't enough, at the last minute, you change WrestleMania round and pull him out. That's not true. He lost the title there. This man is overflowing with talent. Shut up. And talent will always prevail. From that fountain of misinformation, shut up. And I'm saying right now that Ric Flair will once again become the World Wrestling Federation Champion. Or my name isn't Mr. Perfect. Jerked around, huh? Sounds like sour grapes to me. Boy, is that what it sounds like? What would you do, Mr. Oakland, if some blowfish with pain on his face came in and took your slot? We're talking about Ric Flair, the real World Champion, and not the Ultimate Warrior. And why? Because millions of little kids all over the world go, oh, it's the Ultimate Warrior. Well, the whole world knows that me and Perfect got the corner on the market on the Big Good. You understand? Well, here we are, London, England, 85,000 people, the biggest and grandest wrestling extravaganza of all time. Summer Slam and we're not even on the card. Would you be upset? No. No reason to be. You think you can put Ric Flair on the back further and make and make it stick raw? It goes like this. Warrior, when the time is right, you'll pay the price. Savage, I'm looking at you. That title shot was mine. London, England, was waiting for the nature of all. But now, let me promise you this. Whether it's tomorrow, next week, next month, or too much from now, I will be, we will be the World Wrestling Federation Champion again. Tell him, Rick. Tell him. And Savage, Savage, this note goes out to you. It goes like this, Savage. Savage, even though you're riding tall, cowboy, you're riding for the fall. You know why? Because whether you like it or you don't like it, you've got no choice but to learn to love it. Because it is the best thing going today. And Gene, in closing, you see that little girl over there with her eyes so big. You know what she's saying to herself this very moment? She's saying, oh my God, what's causing all this? Woo! Woo! While it won't happen at Wimbly, will it? Oh, yeah! Next week, my dual man in the Ultimate Warrior face to face, yeah. Aye, aye! Me and the man. Ultimate Warrior, don't blink. Because I'm not going to blink. And there's something that I'm going to say to you. And I want you to listen, yeah. Listen carefully! Take it! Make it skull to skull, skeleton to skeleton. And next week, my dual man, I agree to this. But if what you have to say is of any value, then I need not use my ears, only my eyes. In return, my dual man, through the bloodshot vision of my eyes, I will let my warrior speak. And you will have nothing else to do but listen. Mmm. Hello, everyone, and welcome to Cops Coliseum here in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Gorilla Monsoon along with his lordship, Alfred Hayes, and what a boardbuster Tag Team match we've got coming up, Alfred. Absolutely. Fantastic. High energy. Coco, beware. Along with the rocket. Oh, and a heart. Oh, and a heart. High energy. I'm back here in Cops. SRO signs went out early. Standing room only. Everybody get up. Everybody get down. What a name this people have made for themselves, Alfred. It's certainly as if I can stop dancing for just a moment. His music really moves me to a little bit of stroking around. Is that what you call it, what you're doing there? Oh, well, now I'm starting to need it. Yes, they are a fantastic team making a great name for themselves inside the ranks of World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Contest. And I would imagine that these are rated very, very close to the top. Well, they are indeed because they have this championship match coming up. They will get pushed right to the limit here by Money Inch. Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase, along with his partner, Irwin R. Geistner. Rating in World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Stages. And that little rock to the manager there, Jimmy Hart. Well, he certainly has been the catalyst for success as far as they're concerned, Money Incorporated. Geistner, a really tremendous wrestler, once he steps inside that ring and puts the briefcase aside, he really is so talented and of course we know exactly what Ted DiBiase is capable of. Here's a man who has everything at his fingertips. Look at that, he's got a ticket in there to go somewhere, Alfred. Maybe a ticket to go and visit you at your abode. I hope not. No words of wisdom here. No advice to a taxpayer. He usually gives a few little words of advice, not that they're ever taken. I don't know how abreast he is at Canadian patches, Alfred, whether he knows what the Canadian tax system is, in fact. I bet he does. You think so? I would imagine so, he's very well off. That's right. By DiBiase. Very, very crisp, beautifully executed. How many nights do you think they laid awake, Alfred, designing these outfits for high energy? Well, they really do tickle me. I don't know, they made a fashion statement there, but I don't think anybody was really listening, do you? They left a lot of room for improvement, didn't they? Yes. I've heard of a little bit off the bottom, but you can take a little bit off the top as far as Coco beware. Coco could get up to about 400 pounds and still wear those same pants. Good shot of Frankie by our number 6, I believe it was number 6, handheld. Intrepid cameraman there doing intrepid work. I think also that Coco could grow to 7.6 as well and still fit into those pants. Absolutely. A very important match here for high energy. Give me the belt now, baby, this is too easy. Oh boy, listen to that red line. Well, DiBiase certainly seems to be in command of the youngster. Owen Hart, the younger sibling of a superb wrestler. The granddaddy of them all, Stuart Hart. Oh, beautiful drop kick by the Rockets. Everyone comes in and gets a nice block and that is all kind. Four way action going. And the ring has been cleared by high energy. He has such an infectious side of humor to him. He really is a superb wrestler as well. Coco just pulled his pants up and called a referee, no hitting below the waist. He had those pants up under his armpits. Frankie not too concerned with what's going on. Keeping an eye on Irwin. Oh gosh, he doesn't like that. That would make me a little upset, I'll tell you that. It's a strange name for a very strange person, but a remarkably talented one. We're going to get a chance to see him put those many many talents to action here. Coco is firepluggish anyway. Those pants even accentuate that. I wonder what happens to him when he makes one of those incredible standing drop kicks that he's so good at. I don't think he's going to be able to become airborne. Get enough air inside there to be like a big purgeable. Look out, high cross body Irwin Dalvin. Surprised him, that's about all. Another drop kick. Irwin's saying wait a minute. I don't think that Money Inc. have high energy. They were looking for a night off. I think they were, I think they came in over confident, they came in ready to take this other gym apart at the seams, but they were a little too cavalier, a little too casual in their approach, and now they're beginning to pay the price. You cannot underestimate high energy. So many hot teams right now here in the World Wrestling Federation vying for that coveted title. The hands of Money Inc. Talking about teams like the Nasty Boys former champions who would like to become champions again. Let's not forget about Animal and Hawk, also former champions, but like nothing better than to once again get their hands on the title. And your pals, Bow and Blake. I thought they were your pals. Well I know their manager is the genius that poor excuse for a human being. I do like their skills inside the ring. I think they're a really tremendous combination. But it's not to say that I'm all that friendly with them. I don't think they're friendly with anybody to tell the truth. I know you're not friendly with them. Absolutely not. Let's not for one moment give acknowledgement to the natural disasters of Blake and Typhoon who, in my opinion, won the title at WrestleMania in the Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis from these two characters right here that had not been for that walk out. Well it paid off for them although at the particular time it was a distasteful thing to do but taste has never been the forte of Jimmy Hart. Oh nice sunset by Coco. Can he get the leverage here? Yes. But look at that. His legs are too short, Alfred. He came up a little bit short in the leg department there. I hate to say it, but he was a foot short. Wow. A rocket trying to come in to assist his partner manages only to distract the referee and let some double teaming continue. Always was under the impression, Alfred, that you should have more than one referee for tag team matches especially of this magnitude. Well I think that's going to take an awful lot to make an amendment to the World Wrestling Federation Championship Committee to the rules of that. You know, you're going to have to move heaven and earth, I think, to try and do that. Well either that or slip a few bucks to President Jack Honey and he'll make a decision. Well, he is an approval person and probably would be sprayed by a few dogs, but I don't think it would work. Look at this. Once again, Owen Hart distracting the referee allowing more punishment to this doubt. You've got to know when to stay out of there, Alfred. Absolutely. And in the meantime the team of Money Incorporated, an absolute past master at being able to take advantage of a distracted referee. Suplex coming up. Oh, found him a little bit bottom heavy. And Coco got him up without any trouble at all. Coco needs to make a tag here very badly. Looking for the right corner. He made it. Now Owen's in and legally and going to work, unlashing with some beautiful right hands. Big backdrop. Whoa! The rocket is on fire. 360 by Demi Ossi. What's Coco doing back in there? I really don't know, but once again he made me distracted that referee and that's not a good sign for these men who are trying to win this championship title. Oh my gosh! And the jake case right to the back of the head. That's a little occipital protuberance was straightened out right there, I guarantee you. Well, I think whatever it was was really beaten to a pulp with that attache case. I think I noticed a break in there as well as that air I took it over. There was something in that definitely took a bit of effect. That counted out, I do believe. Ladies and gentlemen, the referee awards them out as a result of a count out to the team's still World Wrestling Federation tag team coming up. Money! The miscarriage of justice here north of the border in Concordium, Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. And high energy put up a giant fight here against Money Inc. but they didn't make it. In Worcester, Massachusetts the natural disasters, earthquake and typhoon well, they had had enough. They sent a message loud and clear to Money Inc., saying the buck stops here. And with that, the natural disasters defeated Money Inc. to become the new World Wrestling Federation tag team champions. Now, I made an attempt to get in a word with the now ex-champions immediately after their match. But as you're about to see, Money Inc. wasn't talking at any price. I'm attending this time to speak to the now former World Wrestling Federation tag team champions Money Inc. It sounds to me, speaking of words, there's some heated words in here. Hey, guys! What? What do you want? Am I wrong? Am I not talking to anybody? By the sounds of that, I don't know in the heat of the battle here whether I should talk to them or not. Probably better off not. However, on the heels of that, we did manage to get these comments from the new World Wrestling Federation tag team champions earthquake and typhoon. Money Inc., you ran from us one too many times and we caught you. Now the belts are all ours. We got these belts with a lot of hard work and a lot of dedication. We'll defend them anywhere, anytime, anyplace, to anybody. But I'll tell you, we're keeping these belts for long, long time. Well, one thing is for sure, if the natural disasters expect to keep those tag team title belts for long, they had better gear up. Money Inc., bankrupt, yes, but reorganizing. They want those titles back in a hurry. With Update, I'm Gene Olsen. You know, man, everybody, I mean everybody in the WWF, they wishing they could be on top, man. They dreaming of being the WWF champion. They may as well be wishing on a star, man. They may as well be tossing their dinero in a wishing well. Like this monkey. I make his dream come true, man. He dreaming of a swim. Now I'm going to make Razor's dream come true, man. Not by wishing, but taking. I'm going to take what I got coming to me, man. The WWF and everything in it. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you at this time, the two principals in that gigantic main event at SummerSlam. First of all, the challenger and former World Wrestling Federation champion, please welcome the Ultimate Warrior. What a matchup and here he comes. What a matchup at SummerSlam. The Warrior, never looking better, hoping to seize this opportunity. And his opponent with the top defense against the Ultimate Warrior, the reigning World Wrestling Federation control man, Randy and likewise, Warner Foundation. The macho man, Randy Savage. There's no love lost between these two. What a matchup this is going to be. Talk about intensity. When it comes to SummerSlam, I want to know, can we expect a scientific hole-for-hole match for the two of you? Or should we expect to see a knockdown, drag-out street fight? An Ultimate Warrior, you first. Just exactly how badly do you want to once again be the World Wrestling Federation champion? Let these words I speak paint the picture and tell how bad I want. At SummerSlam, macho man, this is what will take place. One Warrior, let that be I. Shall give one macho man. Let that be you. An opportunity to prove himself to be the very best. For if the World Wrestling Federation championship belt represents the best, then let it fit properly around the one's waist who is. Nose to nose, face to face. Although, macho man, I see you as one of the very best. I cannot with a clear conscience see you as the best. Is that right? Uh oh. Well I got a problem with that Alton the Warrior. I got a big problem with that. You might consider yourself the best because you've beaten the best in the World Wrestling Federation since you came into the World Wrestling Federation. And that might make you in your own mind the best that ever was. But let me give you a wake up call in Wembley Stadium. I'm going to prove to you and the entire world that the macho man Randy Savage is better than the best. Oh yeah. Oh my, there's no telling what is going to go on during this matchup. There is a history here. This may be the vision you have in your psychedelic mind. But macho man, I rise in the morning with a vision. The same vision that I laid asleep with at night. And that vision is to once again become the World Wrestling Federation champion. And in front of eighty thousand people, warriors and macho maniacs, I will realize this dream. All right, the ultimate warrior himself with confidence. Now let the past The past is the past. The only thing that you got to worry about is what I'm worried about right now. And that's the present. I'm the World Wrestling Federation champion right now. And about the future ultimate warrior, about Wembley Stadium, the future is going to be nothing different. Do you know why? Because I know who you are. But more important than that, I know who I am. Perfect. Going in the ring. The warrior is going to come back up look at the platform. What's going to happen? Hey, hey, hey you two panties. Hey! Listen up! We got a message for you and we want you to hear it loud and clear. Slick Rick. Did I happen to overhear you two talking about the best in the WWF with me and Perfect standing out here? Did I happen to hear you tell the whole world how you are just ready for SummerSlam because Rick there wasn't there because no power to me has the nerve and the audacity to put me the real world champion on the back burner. Warrior big boy I've been beating up guys with paint on their face my whole career I specialize in damage Mr. Perfect and Rick Laird are number one that could have that title shot. Worse than that damage you know and I know that if you had the guts to walk that right now I'd beat you for that belt like that and Warrior if you want to follow I'll beat you five minutes later but we all know the story on the Macho Man don't we Mr. Perfect? Yeah! Rick Laird I don't want any part of you or Mr. Perfect! No I don't! You know why? Because I'm the Macho Chicken! Oh my goodness! Oh no! Randy Savage is leaving the podium! Randy Savage is heading right in! Randy Savage is heading right in! There he goes! Randy Savage going up to Rick Laird! Covering Rick Laird! Mr. Perfect pulled off this belt! What's he doing? Oh no! Perfect! Garrity! Randy Savage he's choking him down with his belt! Double team effort! Laird is perfect all over Randy Savage! Here comes the Warrior! Oh that Warrior coming in to help out! Rick Laird to the right hand! Perfect takes off! Mr. Perfect and Rick Laird showing their vengeance! And meanwhile Randy Savage coming back to his senses! And the ultimate Warrior! And Randy Savage in the same ring! Perhaps the last time they will be in the same ring until SummerSlam! Wait a minute, what's this? As the Warrior looks down upon the championship belt he once wore around his waist! The championship belt he will attempt to take for Randy Savage at Wimbly Stadium at SummerSlam! There's no denying the intensity between these two! Savage and Warrior! As the Warrior now holds that precious World Wrestling Federation championship belt! And Randy Savage snatches it away! Look at this! Randy Savage apparently not appreciating the Warrior and appearing in his business with Rick Laird! Oh wait a minute, they're gonna go high right here! They're gonna go high! Warrior and Randy Savage! They're trying to keep them apart! Savage and Warrior for the main event at SummerSlam the World Wrestling Federation Championship! The following is scheduled for making his way to the ring with the help of Alfred Hayes bringing you the tremendous matchup take a look at that disgusting pig Skinner with that tobacco juice coming down his face Alfred I can't listen to the things you say about this fellow I mean you hold nothing back do you? Well look at that would you want that walking into your living room or your kitchen? Or they're coming to pick up your daughter? No that is revolting and at the same time I wouldn't like this fellow coming into my kitchen to pick up my daughter either Six of one and a half a dozen of the other You smell that formaldehyde Alfred? I do Oh my god This fellow strikes a chill right down my spine First the big news everyone talking this past Monday night in Worcester, Mass World Wrestling Federation tag team belt changed hands Money Incorporated was defeated by the natural disasters earthquake and typhoon how about that? I think that's a shock I really surprised me when I heard that news but I must say that if ever a tag team deserved that title the natural disasters were number one in my opinion How obviously Lord Chip Money Nick's game plan must have failed or they couldn't find a way to get out of the building Well something went down the drain there but found themselves Jimmy Hart's man because I really thought those three had blended so well together all their considerable talent and it would take dynamite to dislodge them from those belts but natural disasters are obviously more powerful than dynamite Obviously they are they learned a lesson at the Hoosier Dome they knew what to expect they knew if they got Money Inc in trouble that they would probably try to high tail it out of there and they found a way to circumnavigate them They did indeed and just look at Undertaker he is mesmerized by that copper urn there that Paul Bearer so gingerly carries around I'd like to oh that is that is a terrible terrible thing to do Who knows these asses I don't know there might be something else in there who can tell nobody whatsoever He just smacked the Undertaker with the alligator claw or paw or fist or hook whatever it may be and it didn't phase him a bit No another shock skinner people were not before and they got down straight away Undertaker took 3 or 4 great hits with that claw and as you say it didn't phase him one iota Well we kept we keep I should say getting more and more matches as every day goes by for the big Summer Slam event in Wimley Stadium and now I understand signed inked this guy we're looking at right here the Undertaker will face the Ugandan Giant Kamala a big man a big big dangerous man Kamala with his entourage and surely he can be somebody who would phase the Undertaker huge huge man from Uganda I understand that Paul Bearer immediately ordered a larger body bag because Air Africa would not fit in fact I think he wants a bag for all 3 of them to fit in Kamala, Dr. Harvey Wippelman that horrible excuse for a human being and Kim Chi that other piece of garbage Well surprisingly Kim Chi is the only man who can apparently get across the will of Dr. Harvey Wippelman too the Ugandan Giant Are you kidding Alfred he doesn't even know what day of the week it is how does he converse with them then how does he communicate he carries the groceries I guess just like a dog when you want him to do something you give him something after he does it you give him something else with Kamala it's always lunchtime well I would say looking at that the other way inside the ring Kamala certainly has the abilities to beat Undertaker they're primitive his abilities but he has that power strength inside he could do it and it doesn't look like Skinner is going to do it what a match up that's going to be hope they reinforce the ring at Wimbley uh oh here it comes Doomstones City now you'll see something come out of there oh gosh look at that for whom the bell tolls yes a little R.I.P. there the Skinner and that's Bell Doctor it'll be big Ben tolling for Kamala here is your winner the Undertaker a very impressive Undertaker with his man Paul Bearer looking forward to the confrontation at Wimbley talk about vanity well he's very particular isn't he but how cool how infinitely icy cold he is I mean he obviously thinks well he's sure that his opponent doesn't pose any threat at all to him if he's got that plan in mind he's in for a very good awakening his opponent here this week former reigning Intercontinental Champion the Texas Tornado and what an ovation well he can make you slump down in the rankings in a hurry very very quickly indeed if he comes next with this tornado a very very famous blow of his then I'm afraid you're you're out you're in your vernacular history history in a hurry great test here for Shawn Michaels to be facing one of the former Intercontinental Champions while vying for the number one spot sporting the yellow rose of Texas on the back of his jacket he certainly is a colorful character and now Shawn Michaels using the mirror to look at himself but I do believe to keep a little peripheral view upon the Texas Tornado too it proves of what he sees oh there it is Alfred I spotted it again that tattoo right on the breast of Sherry did you see it? no I didn't I don't look at I'll see if I can get one of my hand held guys to get a close up there I don't look at her anatomy the same way as you do gorilla not well I don't know what kind of a ploy this is by Shawn Michaels whatever it is it won't work on the Texas Tornado no the Texas Tornado in fact permitting himself a little grin there a little smile of confidence I watch it though Texas Tornado he's just numb to all that stuff Alfred yes I think he is I don't think it's in his brain to let that register at all get the wench out of the ring ref and let's get this thing underway is that what she would be called in your homeland Alfred or wench? no I would call her a young neighbor I mean well there's all sorts of categories aren't there there's parks there's trollops there's maidens fair maidens and she's a young maid what was the second one you named Alfred? trollops sounds like something you would have with shortbread or something a lot of Texas Tornado showing Shawn Michaels who the crowd really appreciates here and it is a well that was first down to Tornado and second blood showing that tremendous double body strength he has but watch Shawn Michaels he'll take a couple of those and feign a little short temperedness but he's a very very quick man and very fast to move into a very very good situation I'm loaded with a couple of big roundhouse rights and now a nice block by the Tornado and Shawn gets his face that beautiful face rammed into that top headbutt there he's out of the concrete oh and he said get the mirror quick I may have broken something let me take a look I think he's more concerned about his hair and it looks a mess to me anyway even before he comes in I think he was worried about his yes I think he was worried about that too just a little trace of blood from the right nostril nothing more than that though why isn't he being pounded out been out there an awful long time well I believe Texas Tornado asked the referee Tornado I beg your pardon to allow him back into the ring he wants to finish it off inside the ring the honorable way obviously you don't have tornadoes in England do you? no we don't have those things we have hurricanes hurricanes and tornadoes side headlock by the Texas Tornado as he vies for control this one which is so important trying to power out of it with his standing wristlock Shawn Michaels but too much power in that upper body of the tornado well so far Kerry Von Erich has done all the right things in this match he's conducted himself very well he has a game plan he's stuck to it very very closely but against Shawn Michaels you can never really tell woah Shawn was just celebrating that nice power move that he made and he finds himself out on the concrete again see now that's an added advantage right there to have somebody outside the ring who's big enough and strong enough to literally pick you up off the canvas and get you back away she can either lift you up or drop you as well if she likes she'll drop you with a right hander he's worried about his nose and his jaw Sherry tell him that he's alright well he's certainly valiantly overcome him here because it's breaking down his defenses his awareness of what is happening tornado taking his life in his hands there going outside the ring after Shawn because you know when you do that it's a tongue of war now between the tornado and Sherry and Sherry won but she lost she went down like a ton of brakes she did but I didn't finally Michaels is so angry now I think he's going to pass aside all that valency and I think he's going to get inside the ring now and take care of Texas tornado and if he doesn't he's in definite danger of losing this match he's got to do something at this point well he better start thinking about wrestling here and stop worrying about looking in that mirror or he won't be the number one challenger brought that foot up just in time to buy him a little time here well that is his first defensive move and it really says a lot for adult because it had to be a kick rather than a wrestling maneuver to put Texas tornado down now but he only needs one or two chances I think because once oh look at that a right by the feline from the outside she's not above putting the boots to you either no the fan Patel took a hand in there and she has actually leveled the scales a little more here not completely but oh what a nice reverse thrust kick by Sean Michaels I thought he made a mistake there put his head down but it was just enough time for the tornado roll over the top and then look at him waste time here he had to do something like that to bring this round around before everything was going against him he could see that number one rating just slipping away only moments ago and right now it's in jeopardy again as the tornado has come back to life you're not going to beat him that way what do you think about that stupid pole oh he got a hand pull that time look out turn around and slap the claw right on the forehead of Sean Michaels and Michaels desperately trying to get out of the ring to get out of the grasp of that claw boy has he got a slam down there he suddenly has Correna look at this Sean Michaels trying to maneuver himself into another situation where he's on the outside Sherry with real input there the impetus through the Texas tornado right out of the ring as well now both men down the mirror broken and I believe that Sean Michaels has been busting wide open well he went face into that mirror and look at this Sherry is pushing him back in and I don't think tornado won't and he may make it referee was laying a double count out we'll find out what went down right now as a result of a count out Sean Michaels I thought the referee was over there was going to raise a hand and he was just checking to see whether the tornado was alright getting the victory here at Cornwall is Sean Michaels but he just suddenly doesn't look like a winner does he he certainly doesn't he got cut to pieces there he went out and he has really had a rough passage to earn this victory