Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the first lady of the World Wrestling Federation, Ms. Elisabeth! Oh my, yes! Look at this capacity crowd! Oh my gosh, she's knocking your socks off! She's beautiful! She's not going to look bad either, does she? She's beautiful! Look at this! Standing ovation for the first lady of the... Ms. Elisabeth! You might get a note. She's beautiful! Thank you, thank you! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My goodness! Hey Randy, something old, something new, something borrowed, borrowed, borrowed, something blue, you got it all! Go for it! I've got nothing! Wait a minute. You know, Ms. Elisabeth, there has always been a special interest by people around the world regarding your relationship with the Macho Man, Randy Savage. And I must say, that interest has never been higher than it is right now. You know, you have always been there by the Macho Man's side, and that was so obvious this past spring at WrestleMania, when apparently the Macho Man's match and his career were over. As he looked up, you were there, by his side as you have always been, Ms. Elisabeth. Now then, what about the rumors, the speculation that wedding bells may be in your future? Well, well, Gene, I just don't know. I don't know. Ms. Elisabeth, I've got to ask you, how do you feel about the institution of marriage? Well, how do I feel about the institution of marriage? I feel that the institution of marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman. No question about that. Well, Ms. Elisabeth, now I've got to ask you, how do you feel about Randy Savage? Well, he's macho all right, but he's macho in a way that I know him. He's warm, and he's caring, and he's affectionate. And there's some things that a lot of people may not believe about him, and one of those is that he's very tender. My goodness, a tender macho man. I just don't know what else to say, really. I just, I love that man. You chicken, you chicken, you get up. She loves that man. Get up that man. Get up and go for it. Get some guts, man. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. It's a man. Get up. There we go. The macho man, Randy Savage now. He's making his way to the ring, but what's going to happen now? I don't know. She's off for pretty fancy. Oh, wow. I can't imagine him being tender. Is she talking about the same macho guy? I don't know. Ooh, yeah. That's a nice way to ask her. Yeah, well, we've never heard that before. He's in fine form so far. At least we know he can speak. He's uptight. Eugene Oberlin, I've been thinking... I've been thinking about returning to the ring. Ay, ay. Returning to the ring. Come on. He should be thinking about Miss Elizabeth. I've been thinking about returning to the ring at SummerSlam. Let me remind you, macho man, Randy Savage, contractually, your career is over. Nobody tells the macho man what to do. Do you understand that? He's going to get mad by the cover-up for nerves. I've got something to say to the zillions of people all around the world. And I've also got something to say to Elizabeth. Maybe. Come on, you can do it, Randy. Come on. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth, I love you. My goodness, he's getting it, folks. He's building up his courage. He's going to ask her. What's that? Look at that, hard rock. Take a look. Whoa, look at that ring. He's going to ask her, folks. What's the answer going to be? Look at that. Come on, Randy, don't pop out now. Somebody said get on your knees. Do it right if you're going to do it. He's having second thoughts. It looks to me like he... All right, I think he... She's too beautiful. Not now. Don't walk. I've got to help him. Get down on your knees. Yes. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Will you marry me? We don't have an answer. He did it. We don't have an answer. He's going to ask her. Elizabeth. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We got us a win in our wing game. How about that? Give it up. This is great. Home and on. The way it should have been all along. What a party. And finally now they will tie the knot. Look at the look on the face of the Batchelor Man from Miss Elizabeth. All right. A standing ovation from this capacity crowd. Hey, Vincent, are we going to draw one big bachelor party or what? Ladies and gentlemen, it's a match made in heaven. Yes, that's what it's known as. A match made in heaven. It's the Batchelor Man and Miss Elizabeth. We're back with more action. I'll tell you, the action is getting hotter or heavier than what we saw earlier on when the Batchelor Man was down on one knee and asking Elizabeth, will you marry me? I've never seen him look better either down on one knee. But you know, it brings to mind, I wonder when the time comes when he has to be in the ring. There's thousands upon millions of people watching him. Can he get them words out? I do. Well, any problem with that? The only question I have that if this wedding takes place at Summer Slam in Madison Square Garden, there are going to be 20,000 fans live there witnessing it. I wonder when the preacher gets to the parking, you know, like, does anybody object to this man? I wonder if anybody's going to have anything to say. Like 20,000 people stand up and say, she's so beautiful, I will! I don't know. And the hitman is not going to be among the 20,000 to object, that's for sure. No, he's a fine gentleman, one of the best technicians I have ever seen in the World Wrestling Federation. What is he, two times World Tag Team holder? Yeah, and hoping that soon somewhere along the line he's going to have an opportunity to become an individual champion. But when you're a tag team wrestler, you do get used to having your partner there, you get that security. As a single bread hasn't lost yet, I think he would make a tremendous champion. This, however, will be a great test. Haku, formidable to say the least, one of the top wrestlers in the... and unquestionably one of the toughest. No doubt about it. Of course, then again, Brett's career could end right here, couldn't it? That's right. Brett being smart, though. You notice with Haku, he didn't take a fast approach. He knows that Haku is much too strong to be done in one minute. He knows what Haku is, he knows Haku's balance, so he gets a hold and he's going to wear him down, see where Haku's coming from. Hang on, beautiful! And again, you alluded earlier to the fact that Brett Hart is, in fact, a technician. Oh, he knows, just like the arm. He had the arm. You know how sometimes a boxer will take a couple of punches to get one in? Brett Hart there, he takes a slam, he knew it would hurt. He held on to the arm. Brett Hart won, he's got the advantage. Armed barred by the Hitman now as Haku tries to find a measure of escape. That'll do it, yanking the hair off the backside. Hitman! Too strong. A cover! One, two! Shot by the Hitman. Brett Hart ain't going to be pinned like that. He's not going to get a one, two, three from a simple backbreaker. Of course, when Haku gives you a backbreaker, the simplicity does go out of it, but Brett Hart has got guts. He knows what it is to get up off that canvas. He knows what it is to drag his body up and fight after he has no wins left at all. Look at that nice turnover. Yes, a reversal, and Hitman right back on Haku. Now, Hitman measuring Haku. Hard right hand spins him a bit and gets him rolling to a five-side. Oh! Sushing in there. Wait a minute, Haku now drops. The Hitman able to move out of the way. He was going to be squashed by the elbow. Nip and tuck match up here all the way. Haku reversing things. Brett Hart off the rope. And all over the top. He got him! He got him! What a move! And perhaps the Hitman is just one step closer to possibly being an individual title holder. Now, let's take you now to the update. You know what the difference between a Gator and a... superstar is? Gator don't make all that much noise when you're skinning him alive. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! We're back, but the Macho Man still isn't back. Ever since Elizabeth said, oh, yeah, he has been flying off the wall so we understand he's anywhere but the broadcast booth, but we're going to look forward to talking with the Macho Man about his wedding to Miss Elizabeth this Monday night on Flap Time. Yes, he's on Cloud 9. You know, as much as I hate him, I kind of miss him. Really? Well, you know, all they got is you to pick on now, but that'll do. Kind of like you miss a toothache, huh? Kind of like I miss a toothache, yeah. Exactly. That's pretty good, Vincent. I think so. That's a nice change. General Adnan, Colonel Mustafa, and Sergeant Slaughter. You can bet the Hulkster's looking on, and so is the Ultimate Warrior. And look at these group right here. Not such a nice change. Talk about sell your grandma to the Huns. This guy right here, you know, he ain't no sergeant. He's the leader of the whole bunch. The other two are just listening cronies. It's just like some other people we know. You know how they put a barrage in front of you? You get through Mustafa, and once you get through Adnan, Slaughter's gonna be so fresh at SummerSlam. He's the one you gotta watch for, Hogan Warrior. He's the one that's gonna do the serious damage. Look at this guy. There you go, Ultimate Warrior. How do you like it, huh? Wait a minute. Sergeant Slaughter pretending as though... Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan SummerSlam. That I say. Yeah, well, you can bet between now and SummerSlam, Sergeant Slaughter and company are really going to be riled up. I would suggest there's no telling what they are going to do to the opposition. That's what's gonna happen to you, Hogan. That's what's gonna happen to you, Ultimate Cute. Just to prove a point. Just, and the problem is in this tag match, the handicap match, not only do we have a... Boy, what a clothesline. A special referee, but these guys make their own rules. So Hogan and Warrior are going in there knowing that, Absolute, anything may come down. Anything may go. They don't care about career moves, these guys. They don't care about crowd appreciation. They just care about naming and watch Slaughter. Name he can. Down to the canvas, Sergeant Slaughter continues his complete domination over the opposition. Jim Gorman has not had a moment in this match, and it looks like he's in yet more difficulty here. This certainly isn't Jim Gorman's moment. Camel clutch applied. He has surrendered. Go ahead. Let it go. Come on! What is this? Disqualify him, then, referee. Look at this, even Avnon getting in his legs. See, that's what they're talking about. They make the rules. There are no rules. Look at that, taking turns on him. That's you, Hogan. Not even Warrior. That's you. That's you. Shit. You pig. Sergeant Slaughter, Jigalandon, and Colonel Mustafa all trying to prove a point. Look at that. Hanging by a thread. You're going to ruin a career here that hasn't even started. You're dragging him back out. Look at this. Ain't beating him from pillar to post. Oh. Enough is enough. That ain't the honor. That's not good, Warrior. That's you, Hogan. That's going to be a last minute. How cool is that going to be? Some folks say there ain't much to skinning. All you got to do is kill yourself an animal, get a big old sharp knife, and peel back the flesh. Well, heck, anybody can skin an animal that's dead. The trick is, skinning one that's still alive. Of course, you know, I got to break the back first to keep them from squirming. I wonder how them WWF boys are going to wiggle and squirm right before I break their backs. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Prime Time Wrestling. I'm Lord Alfred Hayes, and now here are the stars of our show, the broadcaster of brazen mendacity and blatant prevarication, Bobby the Brain, Henan. Same thing. I know, you're doing your job. Thank you. And now... And now the disseminator of veracity and bane of the brain, the redoubtable gorilla Monsu. What are you doing here? What am I doing here? You're in deep trouble again, Brain. Why am I in trouble? You know, my job now with the World Wrestling Federation is varied and very complex. You know, we tried a number of times to ignore the thousands of calls we've been getting and letters, because let's face it, you're not a well-liked person. But you've gone too far. You're humiliating yourself. You're embarrassing the World Wrestling Federation. Me? Yeah, you. Yes. Yes, you. How? How? How about the dog? You absconded with the dog? You're inviting children. How about my friend Jameson? You almost had him exterminated. Well, he raised his hand. He volunteered for that. He did not volunteer. Talk about losing face. How about last week right here on Primetime? Well, that wasn't any of my doing. Had it not been for Animal and Hawk and Gary Stridham, you might well have literally lost face. You don't believe me? You don't remember? You've got a bad memory? I'll refresh your memory. Let's take a look at what went down last week. It looks like it's clearing up. This may be the best thing that ever happened to you. Keep your eyes closed. We're trying to get this off him, Dave. All right, guys, all three now. Not all three of you. One, two, three! God, no! Oh, gee, I got a nose left. Does that ring a bell? Yeah, but it wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault. What did we do? They sent you down to watch over me? You're on your way out and you don't even know it. What'd you hear? We've got some very interesting guests for the nighttime wrestling. With the size and power of Sid Justice, he could easily become another one of us. A natural disaster. Yeah, can you imagine? A volcano! Natural disasters, you call them Sid Justice, a volcano? You got it all wrong, man, because at any time, you can erupt right in your face, because Sid Justice is a bad dude, but he's real good. Hulkamaniacs, me and the Ultimate know what we're facing when we go to war in Summer Slam against Sergeant Slaughter and his troops. We know they've got us out man, but we've got them out powered. We've both got the heavy artillery, and we're playing by Slaughter's rules, which are no rules at all. Could be hangar aids, it doesn't matter, but the terrain is going to make the difference. It's not the swamps of Vietnam, it's not the sands of Persian Gulf, it's the beautiful massive square garden where all the warriors and all the Hulkamaniacs will unite to make the most powerful army of all, warrior. All the Hulkamaniacs and the warriors that have eaten the dirt from others in the sand that you have taken from Sergeant Slaughter, we have surrendered ourselves in a foxhole 10 foot deep, and as I stand with the most awesome force in the World Wrestling Federation, combined with the sickness of my warriors, let them speak and let the Hulkamaniacs attach themselves to the concrete walls of Madison Square Garden, because what you're going to do with Hulkamania and the Ultimate Warrior will destroy you. Welcome, welcome to my party. Uh, yeah. Come on in, don't be afraid. Do the word slime ring a bell? Yes, slug. Piper, you look tired, why don't you go lay down over there? I'm afraid to, you're very... Our special guests this week are the number one contenders for the... Tag Team titles, I present to you the Legion of Doom. It comes animal and Hulk. These guys aren't scared of nothing and we're going to find out if it's true or false right now. Kind of looks like they belong there. Yeah, they do. They're right at home, don't they? It is kind of comfy. Gentlemen, it's pretty obvious to me that you are hot on the trail of the... Tag Team titles. You know something, Paul. You really slay me. What's the name of that cologne you got on? Formaldehyde? Now take a good look and listen to me, cadaverize. We mean to keep you in business. We're looking to send you a couple new clients. Oh, are you talking about the Nasty Boys? Yes! Tell them, big man. What is that morbid rotten odor out here? Something dire what? Nasty Boys, the hunt is on! We are the hunters and what we want are... Tag Team belt and we're going to stop and nothing to get them. When I put you on my shoulders and Hook comes on the top rope and gives you the doomsday device, you know what it's like? What a rush! Well, I don't know what the odor was. I think I know what the odor was. It came from a certain area of Paul's attire. You think he was nervous? Living out here in the Glades really teaches ethics. Living out here in the Glades really teaches a thing or two about getting along. Like when you're out gator hunting, you gotta lie real still. So when they come swimming by, you can jump on them, take your knife, run it down their belly and skin them. Just like I'm ready for you boys in the... I'm ready to skin you alive. The Intercontinental Championship belt in the Summer Slam. Mr. Perfect, go ahead and bring the coach because when you size the whole thing up, we're just about the same weight, pound for pound. We're about the same height and we're about the same age. But the big question is, who's the best wrestler? Well, let me tell you something. We're both gonna make history in the Summer Slam. I'm gonna make it by winning the belt and you're gonna make it by losing. Dibi Asi. That's right, you tried to take my pride. But you couldn't. That Summer Slam, man, I'm not gonna take your pride. I'm gonna hurt you where I hurt you the most. It's in your pocket. Because I'm gonna beat you and become a millionaire overnight. And the million dollar belt will be mine. That's right, all mine. At Madison Square Garden, Hulkamaniacs, you're definitely gonna see the match that was made in hell. The warrior's been through hell with Sergeant Slaughter. I've been through hell and back again with Sergeant Slaughter. And with Mustafa and General Adnan on his side, brother, I guarantee you, it's gonna be all out war. How about it, warrior? We've both walked through the pits of hell since entering the Ultimate Challenge. And at Summer Slam, with the combined power of the most in the universe, you, Sergeant Slaughter, and the corpse that follow you have no chance to breathe through the poisonous air. But what's different about this war is we're playing by Sergeant Slaughter's rules, brother, and with a special referee in the middle of the ring. I just hope he doesn't get in the way. I just hope he isn't biased towards Slaughter because he could be the first victim. What you gonna do? Including the likes of Hot Rod, Rowdy Rowdy Piper, and IRS. Scent justice. 6'9", 370 pounds. I don't know the guy. I don't know if he is. I don't know if he is it. But I'm dying to see. Scent justice. You're just the man I've been looking for. With your size and intensity, you're a prime candidate for my chief tax collector. And you know what? That means you tax cheats out there wouldn't be able to cheat one more day. It's Summer Slam, Hitman Heart for the Intercontinental title. And like our game plan, I want you to go out there and destroy him completely at Summer Slam. I've never let anybody down in my life, let alone myself. Hitman Heart, you may be good, you may even be great, but when it comes to this, you're far from perfect. De Plaine, boss, De Plaine. You remember that, Virgil? That was Fantasy Island. And for you, Fantasy Island is going to be Summer Slam. And this is your fantasy. You can become a millionaire overnight. All you have to do is beat me for this. Never happen. What an event that's going to be on a Monday night, August 26th. Madison Square Garden. Let's go to the Barbershop in Brunei. Welcome to the Barbershop. You know, everybody knows that in Summer Slam, the Million Dollar Belt is going to be up for grabs. About time. That's right. But my next appointment is just about here. And this guy has really been getting the dander up of the Million Dollar Man. He's really been in his hair. That's right. I'm talking about Virgil. Come on, Andrew. Oh, listen to the ovation for Virgil, former bodyguard of the Million Dollar Man. You know, Virgil, everybody out there at one time has dreamed about being rich, about having it all, about never worrying about anything for the rest of their lives. But you, brother, you got a chance to make that dream become a reality. That's right, B. At Summer Slam, Ted DiBiase is putting the Million Dollar Belt on the line. He's putting it up for grabs. Winner takes all. And all I have to do to get it is to beat him. Now, let's use this other thing. Imagine that. One million dollars in gold and diamonds around my waist. Right here. Looks in good shape. It's a dream, beefcake. It's like a lottery. And I got the winning ticket. Right here. Sorta looks like a bridge. DiBiase at Summer Slam. I'm gonna come in as Virgil, and I'm gonna lead a rich, rich, rich man. Well, you know, Mr. DiBiase, I think you can take that one to the back. With DiBiase, it could be more like, let's make a deal, Brian. A year ago, Virgil was carrying the belt for DiBiase. Now, he could be wearing it. Not that way. Sometimes when I'm skinning me one of these roads we got living out here in the glades, he's just a squiggling and a worming and a squealing. I like to let him go. Just a little piece of skin on his back. And that way, maybe it'll all grow back. Down the road, I might catch him, and I might skin him again. No more eyebrows. You know, if you put your cards right, Toots, this could be a full-time job for you. Thanks, butter. No thanks. Hi, Bobby. What are you doing here? No belong back here. I'm lost. I was just looking for the toilet. Well, get out of here. This is my make-up room. You're such a grout. Get out of here, you moron. Oh, look at this. Million-dollar man's dressing room. Million-dollar man. Million-dollar man. Don't be scared. Oh, look. The million-dollar man's pants. Wow, wow, is he big. Oh, holy cow. It's a million-dollar man's belt. Oh, wow, it's heavy. A million-dollar man's belt. Oh, look at me. Yeah, that's good. That looks good on me. Oh, Sherry's going to love me now, because I was a rich man. One minute to go, Mr. Heiner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got to get ready. Oh, hey. Hey, it's stuck. Help me. We're going to see the former bodyguard Virgil. He is going to join us. The million-dollar man, Ted DiBiase, and the face of Sherry. What about the giant equalizer? I'm speaking about Andre the Giant. The eighth wonder of the world is going to be right here on Prime Time this evening. My friend. And, Bobby Heenan, maybe I'm back here to stay. I don't know. I put an ad in the paper that you're a rental hostage. They can use you whenever they want. Yeah, that's not even funny. You saw what they did to me up there. I have to say that that's true. Would you say that slaughter, General Adnan and Mustafa mean business? They mean a lot more than business. Wait a minute! The million-dollar belt is gone! The million-dollar belt is gone! We're going to find it! Somebody here took it! Somebody here took it! Sherry, take it easy. Don't tell me to take it easy. The building is sealed off! Anybody that's got it, we're going to find it! As soon as we find it, we're going to break every bone in anybody's body! You got it! I don't have it, Sherry. I've been right here. Somebody secure this building then. I guess the million-dollar belt is missing. Well, Virgil's here. And you know how bad he wants to get the million-dollar belt? Don't start accusing people. We have no idea. It's a wild guess. It could be missing somewhere in his dressing room. He stole the million-dollar dream. Mr. DiBiase's hole, why wouldn't he steal the belt? Things are certainly heating up here in the World Wrestling Federation as we approach SummerSlam, which is taking place August 26th, the match made in heaven, the match made in hell. Talking about hell, there's going to be hell to pay when Mr. DiBiase finds out who stole his belt. You're going to hear that person's body snap, crackle and pop. He's going to guess what his belt or his money. Well, I know that that belt certainly is worth a lot of money. I mean, all the diamonds, all gold. I could imagine. But why don't we get back... Ow! What's that noise? It's got to be that imbecile. Hey, you just can't walk in and out of here whenever you want. Either sit down or get out. I had a make. He was making something over there. Don't say it. Get back to a great match up here. Paul Romer. Oh, great crowd here tonight on Prime. Noisy. Very, very noisy. Bobby Heena, you know, earlier we had a little bit of a problem, it seems, concerning the Million Dollar Man. The belt. Well, when Cherry came out here screaming, someone stole the Million Dollar Belt. It was very simple. They wanted back. Well, maybe they found it. To bring out the Million Dollar Man Ted D.B. Oscar and his manager, Mr. Cherry. I hope you don't have anything to do with this money. Let me tell you, everybody knows that the Million Dollar Belt is supposed to be on the line at SummerSlam. Well, maybe it won't be. Because right now, there is no Million Dollar Belt. It is gone. Somebody has stole that belt. That's not petty larceny. That's one million dollars with the Golden Diamonds. That is grand theft. And I have sealed off this building. Nobody's getting in. Nobody's going to get out until I get my belt back. Right here. Right now. I don't blame you. I don't blame you. Come to our program like this, it's embarrassing for me that you can't leave your stuff without someone waxing it on you. Now, let's not get excited here. What do you mean not get excited? What do you mean get excited about a million dollars? A million dollars is nothing to me. That belt. Okay, well, we'll get to the bottom of this. Let's get back to action right now in a matchup involving the Big Boss. Bobby Heenan, the temperature is arising for SummerSlam. Let's see what we have now. We have the match made in heaven, the match made in hell. We've got the Intercontinental Championship on the line. Mr. Perfect taking on Brett the Hitman Heart. And the Million Dollar Belt is going to be on the line if they can find it. The Million Dollar Man taking on the former bodyguard Virgil. Well, when he finds the belt and who's ever got that belt in their possession, they're going to leave here on the end of a blotter. Because I know the way DBSC is about pride, I know the way he's about his money. He's going to tear the person's head off. He's going to stick what's ever left of them into a little box like this and he's going to mail it to some coroner or some fuel. He's going to have the Undertaker take care of him. Ow! Ow! What is that noise? Do we have some construction going on outside the studio? Hey! Don't keep going to the bathroom. You either make one trip or you sit down. On our Cineo show no one walks on and off whenever they feel like it. So sit on you moron or I'm going to knock you down. That doesn't, I'm going to drop you. Stay seated! Walking in and out on my program. Take it easy. With brains like that he could work here. Perhaps we should check on what all that noise is going on outside. You're going to enjoy this matchup. Settle down. Hey! Hey you! Have you seen my belt? What belt? You know I'm a million dollar belt. Solid gold, diamonds. Here. It's a lot of money. Take it. Solid gold and diamonds. Now have you seen it? I did it. Give me that. I'm so tired of this. Sherry! What? What are you doing up there? I'm looking for the damn belt, Ted! What the hell you think I'm doing? Well keep looking. Alright! We gotta find it. Hey! Hey you! Have you seen my belt, Amanda? Ah! Sherry! We gotta find that thing! Ted Bibiasu is serious. They are turning up and down the building. He's upset. And he's getting madder. Madder as time goes by. Whoever got that belt out there, leave it some place. Call in. Tell us where it is. Because when Bibiasu finds out who has that belt, The Undertaker and Paul Bear will never put that man back together again. I guarantee that. Well maybe this individual we are going to bring out right now can help shed some light on this situation. That's who I suspect. Let's welcome the former bodyguard, Virgil. Virgil, welcome to Bromptime Wrestling. I see Bobby, he's not wearing the belt. He doesn't have the belt. Raise your shirt. Look, there's no belt there. There's no... You don't have, I don't mean to interrogate you. I'm not Columbo. You are innocent until proven guilty. Right. You have the right to remain silent. If you give it that right, I'm going to stick Bibiasu on you. You like that? Check this out, Bobby. I have never stole anything from anyone. I was with Ted Dibiasu for four years, man. Four years. I could have stole millions. I could have became a million dollar man if I wanted to steal. But I never stole nothing. You never lifted a 20? I never touched even a 10. I died. You never patted the expense account? Right now, let's go to an individual I think everyone knows. Bromptime Virgil. And former bodyguard, Virgil. As the summer heats up, we heard the news resounding throughout the WWF. You're to face the million dollar man, Ted Dibiasu, and the million dollar belt is supposed to be on the line. If he finds it. Well, I'm going to go and try to help find it. Because when it comes to the 26th of August, Ted Dibiasu, I want to make sure you have that belt because I'm going to win it. And I might give all the diamonds away. You never know. So I'm going to go look for it now. Hey, if you give some of them diamonds away. No, they're back on. This situation is getting more and more interesting. Virgil now off to apparently clear his name. I know what's around me here. This is not a table. That's a table for four. No. This is a chair for our next guest. He is the eighth wonder of the world, Andre the Giant. Standing ovation, Andre, welcome to Prime Time. Thank you for joining us. You better just stay away there, Bobby Heenan. How are you doing, boss? Business. Have a seat there. Andre, I have to say that I am just amazed that you're back on your feet so soon after going through that dramatic operation. I'm not back on my feet yet. It's going to take quite a while before I really get back on my feet. But you are standing and I heard some very interesting news about your operation. Apparently they bolted two operating tables together for that for the knee surgery and they pulled out two golf ball sized bones out of that knee. Oh, not golf balls. Not golf balls, but almost that size. And believe me it's going to take quite a while before I get back in the ring. Maybe two or three more months I have to work with it. Two or three more months. But I don't care because I can't wait to get back in that ring. I think we know the reason why. It has to do with the walking natural disaster, the earthquake who is certainly the man that caused for all this pain you've suffered. As a matter of fact, why don't we take a look back at just what went down when you happened to get into the ring when Jimmy Hart was trying to persuade you. Here's the earthquake coming up behind you now. And that was just the beginning Andre. Yeah, I know it. Did you know right away that your knee was bent? I'm sorry, I'm talking to Mooney. Here's me. Just trying to be a broadcaster. And here it goes right out to that link. Yeah, with that megaphone he did the real damage with that megaphone. But even when he's going to jump in this one there. Now you were in incredible pain even before this. Now he's driving that elbow right into your knee socket. These folks here certainly did not like looking at that footage. I'm sure it must have been painful for you to see. But, you know, even myself I once tried to look in the evening each way in the west wing. And I was one of those guys sometimes. And I was belong to that wizard family in there. You know, wizard family. Believe me that was not even a nightmare. That was crazy. Did you get the car sent you in the hospital? You sent a car to Andre? Sent it to Giant General sent it right to the hospital. Well, I think we should check into that. In the meantime, let's get to some Tag Team competition. We just witnessed some great Tag Team competition. Joining us here on Primetime, a one man Tag Team, Andre the Giant. And, Andre, I know you're very anxious to start rehabilitating that knee. But I understand your doctors have told you to stay off it. You know, I got one of the best doctors for the knee surgery. And it's Dr. Bide from Jackson, Mississippi. And he told me to stay away from my knee for at least the next ten months. And I still have to walk with the quadros for the next three months probably. But I'll be back. Considering how far Andre the Giant has advanced since surgery, you need to be back sooner than we think. Andre the Giant, thank you for joining us here on Primetime. I hope you recuperate and I hope you recuperate and do real good. I hope you... Sorry I bothered you. On that sincere note from the brain, let's all thank Andre the Giant for joining us here on Primetime Wrestling with the best of luck, I think. It's time to get back to one-on-one competition. We've looked everywhere, Sherry, and we can't find that means it's gotta be on someone. You! Spread them. Up! Excuse me. Turn around. Not on him. You! Up! Spread them. Up! Nothing there. You! Up! Spread it. Turn around. Not there. Let's go. Come on, let's go. There's a lot of bodies. Come on! Master control in there. They really mean business. They seem to be getting more upset as every second ticks by. And when they get their hands, the building's secured. I just looked outside. There's security people over the place working for DBSC. When they get a hold of that poor imbecile or that poor woman or child or animal that has that million dollar belt, it is over. You're gonna hear that body snap all the way to Manhattan or to Omaha. I can only imagine what the million dollar man has planned for whoever may be holding the million dollar belt. We can only hope that they find it soon for the safety of everybody in this building. Ow! Ah! What is going on out there? Jameson, are you building a hall out there? Hey, stupid! We're doing a television program here. I don't care how many trips you have to make to your so-called potty. If you can't sit there, wear a pamper. But you walk through here one more time, pal, and I'm gonna knock you out. You're never gonna see the end of this program or any other program. We got stuff we're gonna talk about, and this is a show people are watching, not for you to walk through here whenever you want. Now, sit down! Sit down! No reason to get excited here. Jameson apparently has a little bit of a problem. How we're working would be impossible. An outpatient can walk in and out of here. Let's take a look at this encounter involving a member of the Triangle of Terror. It is very obvious that the Triangle of Terror will use any tactic necessary to achieve victory. Bobby Heenan, what are you doing? Do you have the belt? Bobby, will you stop shaking down the audience? Come down. I'm trying to find out. We just saw a great matchup involving Colonel Mustafa. Figures. Bobby Heenan, I'd like to talk to you about the match made in hell. Can you come on down here? I'm coming down. Well, I guess we'll just have to talk about it later because we gotta go to a commercial now. I was gonna ask you about who was gonna be the referee. Now we can't do that. Well, I was grilling the kids. A lot of excitement in that encounter and Bobby Heenan whoa being an unbiased broadcast journalist. That was a great encounter between the Texas Tornado Barbarian. I don't like the Tornado. I don't like what the guy stands for. He's the kind of a guy that at any given time can knock you off. He's a very capable athlete. But he's from Texas. Anybody from Texas is... No belts. Still missing. Well, things are narrowing down very nicely. You see, we have searched this entire building high and low. We have searched everybody in this building except for everybody in this studio. The doors are locked. Nobody can get in. Nobody can get out. What are you planning to do Ted DiBiase? Right now, we are going to search each and everybody in this studio and find my belt because it's right here right now. Sherry, let's go. Ted DiBiase, I don't have to remind you that it's against the law to do this. Sherry, search Alfred. Alright. Read them! That's what they're doing. They're searching everybody in the audience. Read them. They'll find it. It looks as though they are going to check out everybody here in the Prime Time Studio as they continue their search for the million dollar belts. Stay with us. I think there's a lot more to come. This is interesting. Very interesting. Bobby Heenan, they have made it through one section. They're working their way down. Well, that's not a metal detector like you see at the airport. They'll pick up junk jewelry. That one, that's a big one. That's a very powerful one. That's looking for the gold, the diamonds and the belt. That's what that thing is. That's a powerful one. Perhaps somebody should pick up the telephone right now and call the Hulk study. Stop what is going on here. Now you can always call the 1-900-HULK number and play the game. Pick up that telephone right now. Call 1-900-454-HULK. I even heard one of the Oriental people say thief somewhere in Rome. Can we move on here with the phone number? $1.49 for the first minute, $0.99 for each additional minute. Kids, be sure and ask your mom and dad before you make that call. There's no sign of the million dollar belt. Don't you think this is just a waste of time? Looks like there's no stopping the million dollar man and his adoring manager. Let's not stop getting to more action. An encounter involving the massive warlord. Sherry, check Elvira with the goatee. Maybe she's got it. Nice to see that someone is at least trying to come to our rescue. I wish they'd find the belt so we could stop this ridiculousness. Lauren Alfred, how would Sherrock Holmes handle a matter like this? Case of the missing belt. I think he'd call in Dr. Watson and they'd probably go around and ask a few questions and they'd find the guilty person. They'd put their finger on him. Would the rubber hose be out of line? That's all we need now is detectives in here. Well, that's the next step, I'm telling you. Search continues here on Primetime for the million dollar belt. Let's get some more action on the way here involving a match up involving hacksaw Jim Duggan. Bobby Heenan, they have been through just about everybody, but it doesn't look like they are going to give up. I think that's rather obvious. There's a million dollar belt on the line. Diamonds and gold and somebody's walked off with it. Well, they will continue to keep looking. I didn't do it. I don't think he's ever been on the line before. We'll be back with more Primetime. That's the shady side of the place right there. Applause Applause Applause Dibiasi just checked out the camera crew. No sign of the belt. We have searched everybody in this room. We've even searched all of the cameramen, everybody here, except you too. Oh, come on. Except you too. Bobby, I hate to do it, but... You look like you've done this before. Whoa! I'll do it this way if you don't mind. What's that? What's in there? My necklace, my locker, and my key to my dressing room. Okay, fine. What's in there? Well, it's loaded up. Come on, let's see it. Just a watch. What are you doing with two watches? Well... Vince McMahon? A gift. I got him a gift. A gift? I didn't know you... That's an expensive watch. Would you mind turning around, Mr. Hayes? Just take out what you need. Thank you very much. He doesn't have the belt. Well, it's not Bobby. So, buddy, that must mean it's you. Oh, come on. Spread them. One more time. Spread them. We really have to go through this here. Easy. Turn around, please. I'd like to wear these pants again, if you don't mind. Turn around, please. Are you satisfied? Definitely not on him. I can't... Whoa! Whoa! No, no, no! What? The moron's missing. Where is he? There's a lot of him! There he is! Jameson! Get him, Sherry, get him! Watch out! Ouch! Come here. You little noise! Get your butt up here! Watch out, I have a plate in my head. I'm gonna put something else in your head. Check him, check him, check him! Stand up straight! I am! Check him, check him, check him! Uh-oh. I'm very excited! It's you! There it is! Oh, my. I told you! Take it off! Take it off! Hey, hey, hey, look at that! Look at that! What are you doing out here? What are you doing out here? What are you doing out here? I couldn't get it off. It was stuck. He's a thief! He's a thief! He's a thief! That's our bill! That's our bill! That belongs to DBSI! That's none of your business, Andre. You stay out of it. That's my belt! That's all yours, man. Virgil can't walk out with your belt. That's your belt! He's gonna have to earn it if he wants it! DBSI! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! When I was just a boy, I had me this uncle. He used to say, Boy, beauty's only skin deep. He is right. Beauty is only skin deep. Heck, once you peel it back, there ain't nothing much to look at at all. Ladies and gentlemen, my guest this week, Colonel Mustafa, General Adnan, and Sergeant Slaughter. Sergeant Slaughter! Here comes the threesome that will be in SummerSlam to square off against the Ultimate Warrior and the Mighty Hulkster. The Mighty Hulkster and the Ultimate Warrior, they got them shaking in their clothes right now. Well, I don't know about that, but they certainly know they have signed on for what could be a tantamount to terrorist activity whenever you've got these three around. You never can tell what's going to happen, to say the least. All right, gentlemen, the match has been signed. It will be a handicap tag team bout at SummerSlam. Three men, General Adnan, Colonel Mustafa, and you, Sergeant Slaughter, will be facing two men. However, those two men are none other than the Ultimate Warrior and his partner, Hulk Hogan. That match has been signed. Sergeant Slaughter, your thoughts? Well, if you'll keep your hole shut, I'll tell you my thoughts on it, you human piece of garbage. But I can't put all your baggage out there. And listen up, you two SummerSlam scum, the Ultimate Two, and you, the immortal slime, Hulk Hogan. You two think that you have a chance against my core at SummerSlam, my core of destruction. First, you have to go against military brilliance of General Adnan. And then, you have to go against the ruthlessness of Colonel Mustafa. And then, there's me, the immortal slime, Hulk Hogan, and the Ultimate Two. Week after week, day after day, seconds after seconds, after seconds, I have shown you that I start to slaughter and my core of destruction rule the And we do it our way. SummerSlam is going to be a match made in hell. And I don't care who President Jack Cuddy makes as the special guest referee. It makes no difference to us. Wait a minute. Do I understand you to say it does not make any difference who the special guest referee is? None whatsoever. Well, would you like to meet that special guest referee? By all means, I want to meet that special referee for SummerSlam, the match made in hell. Here he is, special guest referee for the Handicap Tag, Sid Justice. Wow, my goodness. Hotline, I thought you were getting up and walking from the broadcast booth. I thought it was going to be you as the guest referee. Wait a minute, these guys are applauding. I guess we know now where Sid Justice stands in this whole thing. Presenting arms to Sid Justice. Welcome to the core Sid Justice. I said welcome to Sergeant Slaughter's core Sid Justice. I am not a part of your core. I am not a part of your core. Look at the size difference here. Isn't that a monster? And I am not a part of your core. And I am a part of your core. I will be at SummerSlam for one reason, to see that Justice is served. Justice will be served. Here he is, the guest referee for the tag match at SummerSlam. You know something, Hulkamaniacs, when the match was first signed, the ultimate one in the holster against Mustafa, Adnan and Sergeant Slaughter, we knew it was going to be his rules. That's why the little warriors in the Hulkamaniacs were worn. Check the popcorn boxes for hangar nades. Look under your seats for a booby trap. But now that Sid Justice is the special referee man, me and the ultimate one know that Justice will be served. And now that the warriors in the Hulkamaniacs have united as one, we're going to wipe his troops out just like our troops wipe those dudes out in Desert Storm right over- We're coming out of the Foxhole! We've been laid down low long enough. Bring the skeletons of the warriors past and the Hulkamaniacs of the present. Bring them to SummerSlam in the most fearsome force in the entire universe. For guaranteed, Hulkamania and warrior wildness shall only do one thing. Destroy you! Mr. Perfect, in the SummerSlam, I hope you realize that this is a chance I've waited for a long, long time. This is an opportunity for me to show you that I am in fact the excellence of execution. You'd like to consider yourself a wrestler with all the perfect moves, but we all know there's no such thing as Mr. Perfect. But when I step in the ring in the SummerSlam, you will be excellently executed. Welcome to the Barbershop! You know, everybody knows that at SummerSlam there's going to be a match made in Heaven and there's going to be a match made in Hell. But let's just talk a little bit about the match made in Heaven. The lovely Miss Elizabeth is getting married to none other than the macho man Randy Stafford. Taking that last walk. Right here, I have the most amazing match I've dressed in weeks and every while. He's got the invitation, the official invitation. Who'd do anything to get a gift? The lovely Miss Elizabeth and the macho man request the honor of your presence at their wedding. To be held at SummerSlam in the middle of the ring in Madison Square Garden. I love it. On Monday night, August 26. My guest is here now, the groom, the macho man Randy Stafford! Ooh, yeah! He's going to get the bride but who's going to take the bride away? I like the moment. The macho man, you have to be the envy of every man in the civilized world because as time is going closer to SummerSlam, are you getting cold feet? Ooh, good question, but you don't get cold feet when you're in love. Yeah! We got hot feet. Yeah, macho man, I got one question. Why get married in the ring? Well, you don't know what you've got until it's gone. Yeah. And due to a little technicality in my last match which prevents me from competing in the WWF, this is my way of returning to the ring. And since it was in the ring that I have shared my most glorious moments with all the zillions and zillions and zillions of people all around the world. Yeah! I thought it was only fitting to share the most glorious moment of all time. My marriage to Elizabeth! And will Elizabeth do this? I do! I will! I will! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, indeed, all coming up in part of Summer Slam on a Monday night in Madison Square Garden August 26th. Let me see your face in the place. He's dead. $236 like he suggested. Don't forget to write all that makeup off because I think we can cut that down maybe halfway. Half? Heavy on the ears, Tootsie. Wait a minute. What are you doing in here, you imbecile? I'm looking for the toilet. It's back here we met. Move it! Get out of here! This isn't a toilet. You're gonna be a toilet. Why are you in such a bad mood? Get out of here! Out of here! Every week he comes through here for something. Imbecile. Oh, whose dressing room is this this week? Oh, it's them fat guys, the natural disasters. I'm staying out of trouble this week. Once he was down here dressing room fourth. Wonder who's in here. Ah! Expressing him in heart! Not now. I'm getting ready, okay? But you're my favorite! Not now. Alright. I'm getting ready. Hey, kid. Yeah? You're missing something. Thanks, Hitman! Oh, boy! Let's see. You're all the help you need to use me! You'll finish me! What am I gonna do? This is it! Whoa! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Whoa! Oh, my God! I hear the double disaster! Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Ah! Oh! Ah, please! Ah! Ah! Oh, my God! Ah! Ah! Look at me! Ah! Yes! Sin Justice, you say you want to be an impartial referee at SummerSlam. Well, that's just fine. You say you want no part of the Corps. Well, that's fine, too. But when it comes time, Sin Justice, to raise our hand in total victory after we defeat one of those two maggots, you'll come crawling, you'll come running, you'll come begging to join the Corps of Destruction. Out here, it pays to be real careful, like what with gators, dangerous animals all around. You come out to the swamp, you best keep a good eye out, because I just might skin you alive. Of course, you never know where I might turn up. I might be over here, or maybe over here. Hey, I've been right behind you the whole time. Boy, every time I see this guy, it gives me the creeps. It's summertime. Doesn't he ever get outside? My guest this week is a man who recently felt the cold hand of death touch a loved one. And that, my friends, is Jake the Snake Roberts. Well, this should be very interesting. Jake the Snake on the funeral parlor. If anything knows about the dark side of Jake the Snake. I mean, what's the name of the snake? Lucifer. I rest my case. It's the first good news I've heard, Mr. McMahon. What, did I rest my case, or the snake's name is Lucifer? Cold eyes take the snake's head. Shh, shh, you're both sick. Yes, I felt it. When Damian was taken from me from the earthquake, yes, I felt death's ugly hand reach down and grab part of my soul. But that's a price the earthquake must pay. But should death ever come looking for me and knock upon my door, Mr. Paul Bearer, I will jerk that door open, look into his eyes, and I will spit at it because I have something that rests upon my shoulder that will not let me fear death. Oh, Mr. Roberts, you're talking about your snake, aren't you? No. I'm talking about Lucifer himself, the same one that rests upon your shoulder. Hmm. I've always had my suspicions about you. But you know, and I know, that every man on his final walk to his resting place must face the undertaker, even you, Jake Roberts. The way I see it, the undertaker at this moment has his hands buried full. Oh, but if you're talking about the ultimate warrior, that's no problem at all. We're just stringing him along to its time to drop him in his final resting place. Ha, ha, ha. Let me ask you this, how would you feel, and how would the undertaker feel if I shared the secrets of the darkness, and I shared the secrets of this cold, black heart, and the secrets of the undertaker himself with the ultimate warrior? No, no, Mr. Roberts, you can't do that. You can't do that. Would you? Would I? Yes, I would. And all that the ultimate warrior must do to understand the darkness and the cold is to release, release all those fears of death. And secondly, he must do something that neither you or the undertaker could ever do, and that's simply trust me. Trust me, warrior. No, we're not through. Come back. We can work this out. We can work together on this. Oh, boy, this is going to be very interesting. Jake the Snake will share the secrets of the undertaker with the ultimate warrior. You know something, Sergeant Slaughter, General Adnan, and Colonel Mustafa, ever since WrestleMania, when I won the first battle with all my little hulsters, I knew it was just the beginning of the war. And then when you burnt my flesh, the smell was just like napalm in my mind. I heard you laugh. I heard you get off on it, brother. And ever since then, I've had nightmares that I was going to have to fight the troops of yours all by myself. And then that senile Jack Tunney put this thing together with the warrior as our blood brother and the warriors and the Hulkamaniacs united as one. Now I realized I had a chance to win the war. And then all of a sudden, the special referee, Sid Justice, just put the icing on the cake. It's even, Steven, 50-50. But with all the warriors and Hulkamaniacs, you guys are in a lot of trouble. How about it, Ultimate One? With a special referee like Sid Justice, granted, it's going to be called down the middle 50-50. But in no way, shape, or form are we at a handicap. The power of the ultimate warrior and the forces of Hulkamania that I have seen in great strides before come together at Summer Slam. The tanks that we ride in are made of the armor of Hulkamaniacs and warriors of great strength after we destroy you with an improper burial. What you gonna do when Hulkamania and the ultimate warrior run over you? Virgil, you're becoming a nuisance. You're getting under my skin. You're having these delusions of grandeur. But at Summer Slam, it's all gonna come to an abrupt end. And Virgil, after Summer Slam, don't come looking for this job. The position is filled. Peebee Aussie, after all those things you did to me, I'm finally getting underneath your skin. Well, at Summer Slam, I'm gonna take your most prized possession million dollar belt and then I'll be satisfied.