We're but three weeks away from the Royal Rumble.
And look who's headed to the Square and Circle.
Yet another participant in the Royal Rumble.
Here is Mr. Harbin.
I'll tell you one thing, I can't wait to get my hands around that perfect little neck of his
and squeeze it till his eyeballs pop out.
The Berserker yet another participant in the Royal Rumble.
Everyone wanting to win the Royal Rumble.
And that is the personification of perfection.
Mr. Perfect, you probably saw him last week weighed by six times American League Batting Champion
and now current New York Yankee was really impressed with the perfect swing of Mr. Perfect.
And one of the balls he hit just came down just about 30 seconds ago.
Oh yeah, yeah, well he's real good at hitting balls and throwing balls.
I understand he's pretty good at throwing knives too.
He threw a big knife right in the back of his best friend Bobby Heenan.
It was a good shot. He's a backstabber.
Well I'm sure Ric Flair and Razor Amon would agree with those comments indeed.
But nonetheless, Mr. Perfect is his own man.
This will be most interesting to see what happens when you take a brawler like Berserker
and put him in the ring with a man who has highly tuned technical skills like Mr. Perfect.
Mr. Perfect is no stranger to brawling either.
That's true.
You know, this could be a good little preview of what to expect at Royal Rumble.
We see who comes out on top here in this match.
And a change right away here and uh-oh, where she stops, nobody knows.
Off the rope, Mr. Perfect ducking the big ball and ducking the clothesline and played on.
Tango with a drop. Whoa, look at that.
Mr. Perfect alone in the ring.
I guess you'd think that was a perfect drop kick too, huh?
No question about it.
Berserker rolling back in, no telling what this man's going to do.
Oh, look at that. Very unorthodox. A lunge with his head.
Berserker hammering away.
Berserker forearm smash.
Berserker with uh, Mr. Perfect in a bit of trouble now.
And look at that, went to the buckle.
Big handful of that perfect hair there.
Ooh, the berserker's got raw power, there's no doubt about that.
That's for sure a reversal by Perfect Kirk.
Moving in with missing, grabbing his shoulder right into the ring post.
A friend is hurt right there, that's an iron ring post.
Uh-oh, wait a minute, come on, come on.
Whoa, I can't, look at that.
I can't believe that idiot would try something like that.
Talk about throwing knives, King.
We could have seen a great little decapitation, that would have been wonderful.
Jack Toney, president of the WWF, I'm sure is going to have something to say about that,
if not Sergeant Slaughter.
There's no room for those kinds of actions in the WWF.
And I would think psychologically that really is Mr. Perfect shook off the rope.
Oh, look at this, all the way to the top and the out.
It's one way down for a big man.
Look at this, Rick Flair, Rick Flair is coming to ringside.
He has no business there.
He may be the real Mr. Perfect, look at him.
Rick Flair calling out Mr. Perfect.
Wait a minute, coming up from behind now.
Keep your eye on Berserker.
It's the real Perfect.
Here comes Berserker, and Perfect with a knee lift.
Rick Flair has done his damage.
Oh my God, here we go, here we go.
The Rumble is going to happen now, not three weeks from now.
Hey, wait a minute.
Perfect has Flair to strike, and again, Berserker hammering away.
The Perfect Supplator has gone out about then.
He's still got his attention on Rick Flair.
Yeah, but it's like the Rumble is being hit by all sides.
Look at this.
Get that man out of here.
He has no business being here.
Perfect better pay attention to what's going on in the ring
and forget about Rick Flair.
You're right about it, because I don't think Rick Flair wanted to beat him.
That hurt him, that hurt him.
Berserker nailing Mr. Perfect, Rick Flair.
We'll be right back with more WWF Matchup.
Get him out of there.
We're back with more WWF action.
The official has just returned after escorting Rick Flair back to the locker room.
The action continues here.
And Mr. Perfect was indeed hurt over that last exchange.
This is going to be a real gut check for Mr. Perfect.
And just a little fortitude.
I'm talking courage, King, for Mr. Perfect.
I'm talking if you get right down to it, he should have already been counted out.
The rolling was gone, taking Rick Flair back.
And that may do it, two and three.
No, he's gone, he's gone.
Mr. Perfect barely getting that right shoulder up off the mat.
Berserker, persistent as ever.
A whip to the ropes, off in the back, no.
Wait a minute, that's the perfect back.
Unbelievable, I like it.
Third heel.
Oh my God, on and over, the perfect match up on the big man, Berserker.
Oh, yeah.
Mr. Perfect just beat a top man in Mr. Berserker, Mr. King.
Yeah, he did, but his big ego will be his downfall.
Look at him, he thinks he's great.
Look at the replay right here, right in the midst of adversity,
Mr. Perfect hooks the perfect flex.
Unbelievable, on his toes, in a three count diggit.
Executed perfectly, I might add, King.
Oh, well, yeah.
Like I said, big ego, I understand that this guy has a custom made telephone.
It doesn't ring, it applauds.
Thought I could be applauding at the Royal Rumble.
Yeah, you bet, it's perfect.
To the update we go.
You know something, Mr. Perfect, you've got a pretty high opinion of yourself.
You think you are the perfect athlete, the perfect wrestler.
Well, after Ric Flair gets finished with you, you are going to be flawed,
scarred, and tarnished, which is why I will unveil to you, Mr. Perfect,
and to all the humanoids throughout the world at the Royal Rumble,
someone who is beyond perfect.
Someone who not only has a high opinion of himself,
but is justifiably, truly in love with himself.
And then, Mr. Perfect, when you feast your eyes on the person that I will unveil
at the Royal Rumble, you will look back and say, well, I wasn't perfect at all.
I didn't really measure up.
I was really nothing without the influence of Bobby the Brain.
If only I could look like Narcissus.
That's right.
All you ham and eggers at the Royal Rumble, the drape will drop.
And so will the mouths of every man, woman, and child.
When you feast your eyes on Narcissus.
From the locker room area, I'm here with The Rocket, Owen Hart.
Owen, things are really going your way these days, aren't they?
That's right.
You know, Raymond, 1992 has been a great year for high energy,
and Coco Beware and myself.
And I think 1993 is going to be a lot of fun,
and I hope for a lot more success in the future.
Very good.
It's a known fact that the WWE champion, Brett the Hitman Hart, is your brother.
But you must be concerned that at the pace that he is going,
he will burn himself out.
Well, that is true, Raymond.
Brett is working at a very hard pace.
But he is WWE champion, and I think that's expected of him.
Just like myself, we always try to give 100% and be the best we can be.
Owen, I have to ask you this.
I heard that when you were a youngster,
that your father used to take you downstairs to the basement,
which you referred to as the dungeon.
And that's where you learned how to wrestle.
Is that true?
That is true.
There's eight boys in my family,
and my father always wanted a wrestling background in all of his sons.
So he'd get us down the basement,
and sometimes I'd wrestle Brett, sometimes it was another brother.
As long as I didn't have to get my dad,
because he was the best wrestler around,
and I sure didn't want to get in there with him.
Obviously, your father was a big influence on you and on Brett.
Hey, Rockett, your daddy teach you that one, man.
Your daddy teach you that one, man.
Hey, Rockett, you tell your big brother, man,
the WWE champion, you tell him Razor's stand, he's next.
You know, Razor Ramon,
we were already signed for our title match in the Royal Rumble,
but you had to get my attention, didn't you?
You had to jump my brother like a dirty scum.
Well, you know, Razor Ramon, you've got my attention now.
This match isn't just gonna be a title match,
it's become real personal.
And I can promise you one thing in the Royal Rumble,
the Hart family will get its revenge.
It's the Royal Rumble, it's the Royal Rumble.
Everybody knows that the Royal Rumble is IRS's favorite,
because there's 28 tax cheats in the ring at the same time.
That's excluding Mr. DiBiase and myself, of course.
And the prize at the end of this Royal Rumble
is a shot at the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion,
no matter who it happens to be at the time.
And should it end up Erwin and myself, the last two in the ring?
Well, the best man win.
Erwin thinks he's the best, I think I'm the best,
but the bottom line is, the money and the title
all go to Money Incorporated.
If you're talking about the Royal Rumble,
you gotta be talking about that nature boy, Ric Flair.
Last year, Auburn in New York at the Royal Rumble,
I beat 29 of the greatest WWF superstars all in one night.
It lasted an hour and 10 minutes.
It was the nature boy that won it all.
So this year, the Royal Rumble, all the big stars in the WWF,
and Mr. Perfect, I'll be coming for you.
Beverly Brothers, you have the pleasure of wrestling
my brother and I at Royal Rumble.
When the match is finished, the pleasure is all ours.
This is our first Royal Rumble,
and Beverly Brothers, we're not taking you lightly,
but one thing for sure, after the match is over,
we're gonna be the only ones celebrating.
Heh heh heh.
We're back with our WWF action,
and Team Black, everyone who's in you on,
is getting involved now in the 30-man,
over the top rope, Royal Rumble.
Here is, Dave...
It didn't seem too impressed by my artwork a while ago.
On the ramping, we all are impressed with this man.
Well, speak for yourself.
Here it is.
Let's crush.
Crush!
Here he comes to the square circle,
and he's on his way to the Royal Rumble as well.
Big man from Kona, Hawaii,
and when he moves like that, that means Chaka Pride, yeah.
And what does that mean?
I'm not sure.
That's what I thought.
Hey, listen, a lot of times you say something
you really don't know what you're talking about.
Well, I know what I'm talking about when I look at him.
In January, if he had any brains at all,
he would be sitting on the beach in Hawaii,
instead of being in a ring with me
and 29 other individuals in the Royal Rumble.
I don't know about that.
I mean, it is so prestigious,
the winner of the Royal Rumble,
to face the WWF champion,
whoever that may be, at WrestleMania.
I'm looking forward to it.
Every man for himself, you'll be hit from the right,
the left, from the top to the bottom,
from all sides in the Rumble.
And even under the ring,
that's where Lawler's gonna be drawing pictures.
Oh, listen to this.
That remains to be seen.
Watch out, man.
Uh-huh, possible.
Light waist and a, ooh, nice takedown.
It's strong guy.
Crushed the knowledge there.
Scientific, yeah, I'm impressed.
Crush all over his opposition, Dave Siegfrieds.
Hang on to the rope.
I guess that's one way to break it up.
Uh-oh, he's back.
What's he doing back?
He probably wants to buy that painting I did of him a while ago.
You really think that's who Dave is?
Ooh, look at that.
That is not cool.
That is funny.
Oh, that's not cool.
That is not cool right there.
I'll guarantee you that.
Siegfrieds off the rope.
Nice, no, can't get the big man down.
Ooh, a suplex.
We had an occasional chat with Crush earlier on about his participation in the Royal Rumble.
Here's what he said.
Aloha, everybody.
This is Crush wishing you all a very haole makahiki ho, which means Happy New Year.
Royal Rumble, right around the corner, brah.
This is Crush's chance once and for all to prove exactly where I want to be in the World
Wrestling Federation, and that's on top.
Royal Rumble, I'm coming for one reason and one reason only, and that is to win, brother.
Shaka from Crush.
Shaka!
Well, he's going to go home a sad man after the Royal Rumble.
Crush taking a couple of elbows there into the kisser.
Going downstairs now is opposition Siegfrieds.
Nice reversal.
Big man gets Siegfried coming out the rope, passing rope, drives the knee to the back.
That's royal power right there.
Shaka, big man, and that's not cool again.
I'll tell you what.
That lady looks like she needs a shower anyway.
Ooh, wow.
That was not funny at all.
Room on top of the Clown, Crush.
Look at this.
Crush with the big man up above and down to the canvas.
And into the ring and get some of that.
Ooh, wow.
Dropping the big leg.
Shaka!
That might impress you, Macho Man, but it didn't impress the Clown.
He's just laughing at him.
All right now, Dave.
Siegfrieds does not like to get off, the big man from Kona applying his hold.
More and more pressure on Siegfrieds.
We're going to get some pineapple juice here in a second.
Ooh, down to the canvas.
And Siegfried is likely to submit.
Roughly right there, and it's all over.
Shaka brah, yeah!
And you wonder why not Crush have an opportunity to gander over the Clown
and see some of the endings of the Clown outside of the ring
while Crush was taking care of business on the inside.
Look at the faces on those kids.
They love that Clown.
I think they're smiling at this man.
Oh, look at that.
There's the replay.
There's Crush.
And he has got to be the biggest, strongest guy in the WWF.
Here's the big Shaka brah on the Crush.
To the outside, once again, victorious on his way to the Royal Rumble.
Crush will be back as we continue with more WWF.
Ooh.
Warm guy to stay with the action.
That's funny.
Warm guy.
He was just throwing a ball right in the son of his little kid's face.
He just hit somebody right in the face.
Hey, hey, don't put your hands on the Clown.
Look, all he's trying to do is say, I'm just trying to have some fun here.
Hey, he's giving them a warning.
Those are his people out there.
Well, they just hit some kids in the face with a brah.
I think that's perhaps what Crush is taking exception to.
Exactly.
It's just a little rubber ball.
That's not going to hurt anybody.
Crush certainly has that Clown by the arm trying to break his arm.
Here's a warning from Crush, Clown.
Yeah.
A big warning.
From a big man.
See that?
That Clown's not cool at all.
That's a true Clown.
He can find humor in anything.
Well, he's certainly enjoying himself right now, but he wasn't enjoying himself a few moments ago when Crush had him by the arm.
I wonder what Crush had to say.
Perhaps we can get some comments from Crush a little bit later on.
This is not a laughing matter as we take you now to the event center.
Obviously, you were not amused by the Clown's antics.
What did you tell him?
Well, first of all, Raymond, I happen to know a little bit about Clowns, okay?
My grandfather was a Clown, and he worked very, very hard to make kids and everybody laugh.
And he was a pleasure to be around.
This guy, he does nothing but hurt people, and the only person laughing is him, okay?
Now, the wrestlers, picking on the wrestlers, playing jokes on the wrestlers was bad enough.
When he started picking on the kids, brah, he stepped way out of bounds.
I'm giving you a very, very stiff warning, and I hope for your sake you'll take my advice.
That's it, brah.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest this week is accompanied by his manager, Dr. Harvey Whippleman,
and his handler, Kim Chi, the Ugandan giant, the mighty Kamala.
Hey, now look at this trio.
What a trifecta, huh?
Oh, you bet.
Dr. Harvey.
I would have treated you for a hand now.
Dr. Whippleman, it's obvious to me and to everyone that since Kamala was put into that coffin
at Survivor Series, that he is not the same man.
You're exactly right.
This is not the same Kamala, because the Kamala that got put in the coffin at Survivor Series
was trying to think for himself when we all know that he's a stupid, ignorant, backwards,
savage.
So now, through our positive reinforcement, he will listen to what we say.
He will do what we tell him, because he has no mind of his own.
He has no brain of his own.
The only thing he understands is our positive reinforcement, which consists of a slap to
the back of the head, a punch to the face, a gouge in the eyes.
It doesn't matter.
Whatever it takes for him to do what we tell him, that's exactly what we're going to do.
Is all this necessary?
I don't agree with your methods.
Well, first of all, Raymond, I don't care what you agree with.
You're an announcer.
I'm a manager.
Yes, it's necessary, because the only thing this savage understands is being hit in the
head or slapped in the face.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is this guy?
He's got the nerve to come out here during my time.
Reverend, Reverend, I'm sorry.
This time slot was allotted for Kamala.
Listen, brother, I understand that, and I know I don't have any business being out here,
but I've been in the back listening, and I just can't sit by and listen to this man talk
all this trash.
Let me tell you something, Harvey Wibberman.
You call this man a savage.
You call this man a wild animal, a beast.
Well, let me tell you something.
He's not an animal.
He's a man.
He's a human being, and I wouldn't treat a dog the way you've been treating this man.
He doesn't need to be kicked or stoned, but this man needs to be treated with some kindness
and some human compassion.
And let me tell you something, Harvey, you better heed my words,
because they are the message of light.
We don't need to hear this goop anymore.
Get him out here.
We're leaving.
Come on.
Hey, they want to hear the truth.
You know your bread is buttered, you better go with Wibberman.
Oh, come on.
Kamala, Kamala, I know you can understand some type of English.
Kamala, you are not an animal.
Kamala, you are a human being.
You are a man.
Call him Ram.
You are a man.
A big man, too.
You are a man.
Freaked out, freaked out.
Yeah, the Royal Rumble.
Am I ready or am I ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
And I want everybody else to be ready, too,
because there are no friends in the Royal Rumble.
30 of the top World Wrestling Federation superstars, yeah,
in the Royal Rumble with the winner, only one winner,
being able to go against the WWF champion in Las Vegas at WrestleMania.
And that's going to be the Macho Man Randy Savage.
Oh, yeah, it's going to be me.
Can you dig it?
Oh, yes, the Royal Rumble.
I just won Mass Barrier.
The winner of the Rumble gets a chance at the most coveted prize in sport.
I get 29 new souls.
Roy's back again.
He's everywhere, antagonizing the paying customers brain.
What's he doing?
He's talking to the kids.
Yeah, kids didn't look too happy, did they?
They haven't got him down yet.
Well, the list keeps getting bigger and bigger for the Royal Rumble.
Earthquake and Crush, along with Papa Django, Rick Martell,
Tyler, and WT, Jerry Waller.
And Carlos Colon, the Caribbean champion.
And it's going to be brother versus brother.
When the Steiner, Rick and Scott take on the Beverly Brothers,
Bo and Blake.
And you know something amazing?
Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner here, both are All-Americans of Michigan.
They sent me well, Brian.
Then again, Quibbleman could be All-American of Michigan.
Wow.
When you stop.
You can bet that the Steiner's will be tuned in next Saturday morning
for the debut of WWF Radio, as will millions around the world.
I'm going to watch it.
I want to see Razor Ramon do a number on Owen Hart again.
Well, Inkman wasn't too happy about that, Brian.
Tough.
You know, Rick and Scott here invading the WWF
because this is where the prestige, where the gold is.
This is where the Million Dollar Man and Irwin are,
and they want what they've got.
Well, they rule the roots, Money Ink.
You know, I've heard a long time about the Steiner's.
How big they are, how tough they are, how bad they are,
how unpredictable they are.
Well, I want to just see for myself.
I'm glad they're here now.
Well, shut your mouth and watch this.
You shut up.
You know, it's so cold here.
It makes sense to me why Rick Steiner's wearing earmuffs.
Did you see that, Brian?
Did you see that beautiful gut wrench suplex?
Yeah, yeah, I saw it.
Earmuffs? What are you talking about?
Put earmuffs on.
Earlier on, we had a chance to talk to Rick and Scott.
You know, the WWF is a lot of uncharted waters
for my brother and I.
There's a new sea of sharks out there.
Well, me and my brother got something to prove.
You know, the Berry Brothers and the Royal Rumble,
you're gonna find out what the Steiner Brothers are all about.
And they won't like it.
Can you imagine raising those two?
Quickly over the top. Oh, look at that.
Caught him in mid-air for that powerslide.
That impressed me.
Well, I can flash back and remember when I used to use that.
Are you serious?
Tremendous athletes.
Great tag team partners.
Each one knows what the other one is thinking, Brian.
That's what makes them great.
Oh, turn me loose.
I know what you're thinking all the time.
You do, huh?
If you knew that, you'd double your life insurance.
What do you mean? Forget about it.
Uh-oh. Oh, elevator up!
Oh, no.
Keep your eye on the ball.
Oh!
Oh, I didn't get on the phone with Jimmy.
Yeah, you better have a talk to Bow and Blake.
You're gonna be hearing that a lot, Brian.
Here are your winners, Rick and Scott.
Right now, let's go to the event center.
Oh, Hitman,
Razor understands you're a little upset
because I slapped your little brother around.
It's personal now, Chico.
Yo, Bret Hart at the Rumble.
Chico, you're next.
Let me tell you something, Razor Ramon.
This won't be the first time
that I'll have to pound out some bully
for picking on one of my little brothers.
But let me explain something to you, Chico.
When you step in the ring with me,
the excellence of execution in the Royal Rumble,
I'm gonna show you that I'm not just a good wrestler,
that I'm a tough fighter,
and I'm gonna pound the daylights out of you.
Features here this week on Prime Time.
In a condom, a pile of up for grabs.
The challenger making his way down right now, Skinner.
Along with Bobby DeBrain.
I think Skinner is gonna give the champ a run for the money.
I'm well aware of that.
Skinner's a tough customer.
He is really tough.
Doesn't have a whole lot of money tied up in ring attire,
does he?
Doesn't need any.
I guess not.
I guess those are his play clothes.
That's enough of these frogs and stuff.
Big physique, handsome features, and that right there.
A lot of folks asking me, Brain, to ask you what it feels like
not to have any gold in the healing pathway.
Other than that, a little bit that Razor wears around his neck.
The Razor will have a lot more gold after the Royal Rumble.
It's where it'll get to him first.
Tremendous opportunity indeed for Razor Ramon in Sacramento,
California on January 24th.
Part of the big Royal Rumble.
He gets a crack at reigning WWF champion,
Bretta Hitman Hart, for all the marbles.
This is gonna be a heck of a match right here.
Let me propose this little scenario.
Listen to that.
The champ is Vermonti Janetti.
That's the match they want to see.
As I was saying, Brain, let me propose this little scenario to you.
Suppose that at the Royal Rumble in Sacramento,
Razor Ramon becomes the WWF champion.
And also suppose that Ric Flair wins the 30-man over-the-top battle,
that would mean that Ric Flair would have to face
Razor Ramon at WrestleMania IX at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.
So what?
Yeah.
I'm sure he's aware of that.
Flair doesn't have any friends.
What would you call that?
A no-lose situation?
For who?
For you.
I'm just...
I don't know.
Financial ties with Razor Ramon.
That's a lie.
You're not.
Every time they get paid, you get paid.
No, no, no, no.
And that's what Mr. Perfect didn't like about it.
I don't know where you heard that.
I heard it from Mr. Perfect.
Well, they're competitors.
They know what it's all about.
They just have to get in there and go at it.
Oh, look at this.
Beautiful reverse.
And another counter.
Oh, look at the moves.
Oh, look at that.
What a shot to the kisser by Skinner.
The pretty boy got hit right in the mush.
I'll tell you something.
A guy like Skinner, as tough as this man is,
he loves to get his hands on a guy that looks this good.
He likes to put bruises and welts all over him.
And Shawn Michaels doesn't like it one bit.
No, he doesn't.
Oh, look at that.
Spinning neck breaker by the alligator man.
I thought perhaps he might have gone there for his alligator neck breaker.
You know, you get a chance like this very seldom,
because a guy like Skinner,
even with his impressive body,
can get an opportunity to become an Intercontinental Champion,
and that's what he's doing.
And Harry's getting it right here on Frontline Wrestling.
But see, he's wasting too much time.
Two count only, says the referee.
Elbow finds the mark, and Shawn is out of there.
See, Skinner's taking too much time.
Well, what's he going to do now?
The other guy's out of the ring.
He's going to throw him back in and pulverize him.
That's how you win titles.
No, he must have hurt me.
Skinner right off to the floor.
Oh!
Right at the last moment,
Shawn pushed Skinner right in that steel post.
See, Skinner doesn't care about his looks.
He is just one tough customer.
Skinner trying to get back into the ring.
He's got to get back into the ring.
I believe Shawn Michaels is just realizing right now, Brain, that he's got a tiger by
the tail, or an alligator by the tail.
Standing drop kick, just a grazing blow, but still enough to send the alligator man down
to the canvas.
Irish win, but reversed by Skinner.
Oh, there's nobody there.
Oh, yes, there is.
There he is.
Skinner got a little finesse, Brain.
Look at this.
Whoa.
Well, at least he doesn't have Marty Janetti to hold him back anymore.
What are you talking about?
Well, they were never WWF Tag Team Champions.
Marty Janetti, when they were partners, was the strength of that team.
Oh, he was not.
He held this man down.
Are you kidding?
See?
Skinner keeps throwing him out.
Skinner's used to fighting in those alligator-infested places they hang out, I guess.
I don't know.
Swamp shops.
Yeah, I guess.
But, I mean, he's got to take it to him.
Look at this.
Huts the leg.
Dude, he got him.
He got him.
Well, finally, we're out of the alligator man.
Here he comes.
Welcome back, everyone, to the very last segment of the very last show of Prime Time.
And we certainly would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your support through the
years.
We certainly hope you have enjoyed some of the more memorable moments of past Prime Times.
And we certainly do invite you to join us next Monday night, live from New York, from
the Manhattan Center.
It's going to be Monday Night Raw, Garella.
The Big Apple.
What a...
You couldn't have picked a better spot, Vince.
Well, and then again, some of us are real happy about it, and some of us aren't.
I'll be there.
You will?
I'll be there.
I may take...
Why not?
It's what happened.
There's no question about that.
lip live!
Speaking of...
Hey!
Musha, how are you?
Yeah, how are you, pal?
Good.
So this is the last show.
The last show, Jamison.
I've got a presenta, a special presentation for Bobby.
I don't want anything from you, I told you that.
Award-
It's an award.
Award?
It's as if you're going to win an award?
If he has it...
You said you want to be an Emmy, remember?
But we couldn't get you an Emmy, but we got you a corny.
Yeah, cause for you, you're the corniest guy on television.
Corn on the cob and look.
Where have you had that?
My jacket. I got macaroni too if you want that.
What is it?
Macaroni.
Get this guy out of here.
Well, let's be nice to him now. Are you getting sick?
Bobby the Brain Heenan is running for cover.
Welcome to WWF Superstars. Vince McMahon here along with the King Jerry Lawler and the Macho Man Randy Savage.
And look who's headed to the ring.
Kamala. He's definitely in a state of confusion after last week.
I've been in a state of confusion before so I can't blame him for that.
You heard King exactly what Reverend Slick said to Kamala.
He said Kamala, you are a man.
He's adding to the confusion.
I remember when Kamala was thinking right back in his native country.
He wrote a book called How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
It was a cookbook. That's when he was thinking right.
He's trying to confuse him now.
I definitely don't want to go to dinner with Kamala,
but I'm thinking that he's probably thinking of a different light at the end of the tunnel.
And it's not following the King Jerry Lawler so to speak.
I don't know about that.
It seems to me Kim Chi and Harvey Rebelman have been put on notice by Reverend Slick.
Indeed we have.
The treatment of Kamala has been abominable.
How can you say that?
That's what this man needs.
He needs to be whipped into shape.
He needs to be driven in order to beat those opponents he's going to be going against.
He needs somebody, a driving force behind him.
That's all Kim Chi's doing.
No, Reverend Slick could do that.
You know, just being a man type of situation is like graduating college.
Yeah, I don't know about that right now because look at that kick by Kamala.
Kamala pretty much manhandling Todd Becker.
You won't see too much here in the way of scientific maneuvering
on the part of the Ugandan giant.
But the maneuvering he does do is very effective.
That's right.
And the reason he's doing so well right now was because of the treatment he received
right before he went in the ring from Kim Chi.
That's what that man needs.
Let me tell you something about the Ugandan giant.
Look at that guy in the outside of the ring.
You think that's up in the Ugandan giant?
I don't think so.
All he needs to do is reach through the ropes and slap him right in the teeth.
I don't think Harvey Whitman should do that.
I think Kamala may.
A high right hand, a chop.
And down again goes Todd Becker.
Instructions being shouted by Kim Chi to the Ugandan giant, the mighty Kamala.
Off the rope, double chop.
And look out.
Oh, yeah.
Forget about it.
Unbelievable.
Put him over the other way.
Kamala, you can't get a pinball that way.
Kamala still confused as to exactly how to pin a man.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
All Harvey Whitman and Kim Chi are doing is giving this man instructions,
helping him to win his matches.
A science of wrestling by the King Jerry Lawler.
We all appreciate your input.
You should.
I don't.
And again, we see Kim Chi and Harvey Whitman instructing Kamala,
giving him a few pointers, apparently.
Kamala peering down on his move.
Look at that.
That's abuse.
Oh, it's not.
That's what he needs.
Look at his face.
That's all he understands.
Against the warm-up, he would have this.
Slick said last week, Kamala's not an animal,
but he's being treated as an animal.
Come on.
Excuse me, but he won't take that much longer.
Hey, look.
Wait a minute.
Here comes Red Rich Slick.
What business does he have out here now?
Here he comes.
Look at this.
This is going to be tough.
Oh, no.
A hard right hand.
I can't believe it.
Kim Chi hit Red Rich Slick.
I can't believe it.
What's going on?
Dr. Brunson, a reverend right there.
Oh, that hit.
Come on.
The reverend can't believe it.
Look at Kamala's face.
He just looked at Kim Chi.
I think he has compassion for Reverend Slick.
Look at that blow up for the house.
Slap that belly, Kamala.
Clean house.
Kamala staring down Kim Chi.
What's going to happen?
Over the top rope to the outside.
Get out of the way.
Save yourself.
Stay right there.
Kamala chasing Harvey Wimbledon.
Wimbledon running for his life.
Too bad.
Welcome, everyone, to WWL Super.
All righty, man.
What's this?
The Clown is back around ringside.
Raymond Rougeau, apparently, will
attempt to pick up an interview from the Clown
of 2011 Clown.
Will he last week's warning from Crush.
Hey, Mr. Perfect.
I heard you're asking questions of the other wrestlers.
Hey.
Who is this guy, Narcissus?
What do you know about him?
Is he truly beyond perfect?
Is it possible for anyone to have those qualities
superior to mine?
Well, let me answer your questions, Mr. Perfect.
Comparing you to Narcissus would be like comparing ice cream
to horse manure.
Now, I know horse manure has its place in this world.
Even perfect horse manure, but perfect,
there is only room in this world for one human being that
is truly anatomically perfect, that is physically
and mentally superior beyond imagination.
Why, Ric Flair and I both agree that Michelangelo could not
capture on canvas the stupendous qualities of Narcissus.
He could not sculpt from marble the metamorphic qualities
of Narcissus.
Why Narcissus is so beyond perfect,
it's like he's from another galaxy.
So, Mr. Perfect, when you see me unveil Narcissus
at the Royal Rumble, you are going to think, if you can,
that Narcissus is from another world.
For weeks now, I'm sure everyone here has noticed
this strange clown that has been showing up in arenas
all over the country.
Well, we'd like to find out what this clown is made of,
what is he all about, and what does he want here
in the World Wrestling Federation.
So let's bring out the clown.
This is going to be most interesting.
Wait a minute, what's this?
His arms in a sling.
OK, Mr. Clown, you must have a name.
Yeah, Doink.
Doink, your name is Doink.
Yeah, Doink.
Doink, what kind of a name is Doink?
That's a good name.
OK, I'd like to straighten out a few things here.
First of all, you tripped the big boss man
on his way to the ring.
Doink, you put a mop into Tonka's eye.
You threw water on Marty Gennetti.
He needed a bath anyway.
Oh, don't forget the bananas under his back of his feet.
You know, you're the only one laughing here.
Clowns are supposed to be funny.
Clowns are supposed to make children laugh.
I don't see anybody laughing but you.
Hey, isn't that what it's all about?
I just love to come out to the arena to look around
and look at all the little kids' faces.
They're all smiling.
They're all jumping up and down.
They're all wondering what Doink's going to do next.
And I love to walk to them and play with them,
give them little balloons, give them little tricks,
do little tricks for them.
And then I like to look at them and their little smiles.
And I like to just take those smiles right away.
Oh, that's despicable.
As a matter of fact,
didn't Crush give you a severe warning last week right here?
Now, it's one thing to pull your practical jokes
on wrestlers who can defend themselves,
but it's another thing to pull your pranks
on these youngsters out here.
Hey, I'm having a good time.
I'm laughing.
I'm having a good time.
Well, you're the only one that's having a good time.
You know what the bottom line is?
Your jokes are always at someone else's expense.
You know what?
I don't care if it's these little kids' expenses.
I don't care if it's those people's up there expenses
or those people's up there expenses.
As a matter of fact,
I don't even care if they're your expense.
Yeah.
Look at this.
You think that's funny too, I suspect.
That must be your court justice rocking Jerry Lawler right there.
He would make it great when he abuses me.
I don't know how this clown hurt his arm as far as I'm concerned.
He's hurt enough feelings around here, that's for sure.
This guy's sick.
No, he's funny.
He's sick.
I don't like him.
I don't either.
I do.
You know, nobody has been more undeserving
of an intercontinental title shot than you, Marty Gennetti,
but being Mr. Cool, I'm going to give you one anyway.
And everybody wants to know, where's Sherry going to be?
Whose corner is she going to be in?
Well, I mean, I haven't had a chance to talk to her,
but like any woman, she's going to be in the Heartbreak Kids corner.
You can count on that.
Gennetti, Royal Rumble, you're done.
January 24th, the Royal Rumble.
I'm going to call it Marty Gennetti Day
because that's the day I'm going to get everything I want.
I'm going to capture the intercontinental championship.
And more than that, I'm going to end the career of you, Shawn Michaels,
and you're talking about Sherry being in your corner.
You know all about Sherry.
Well, maybe you don't know Sherry as well as you think you do.
Talking about having a good time,
talking about a smile on the face of Mr. Perfect,
no, it doesn't look out of place because the Royal Rumble is here.
An opportunity for Mr. Perfect, a guy who has no problems with anything
because everything in my life is perfect.
And all the great athletes that enter the Royal Rumble,
no matter how big and how strong and how powerful and how smart you are,
one thing you're not, and that's Perfect.
Hey, folks, it's Royal Rumble time.
Hacksaw, Jim Duggan's kind of match.
Because if it moves, you nail it.
No friend, all foes out there.
I want to tell you folks one thing.
I'm not going to guarantee I win the match,
but I guarantee I'll give you 110%, tough guy.
The Royal Rumble, 29 men, that's 29 minds
and 29 souls that Papa Shango will possess.
Beware, everyone, because after I win,
I will have the shot at the title.
Oh, Bam Bam Bigelow, you're a big, tough, rough-looking guy
and scaring me to death with all them tattoos on your head.
You know, I've dealt with trash like you all my life, boy,
and all them punks are still behind bars.
The plain, simple fact is, in Royal Rumble,
I'm going to teach you a little lesson about hard times, law or injustice,
Big Boss Man style.
Hello, everyone, I'm Sean Mooney.
A few minutes ago, it was a mob scene out here,
everyone braving the elements to be a part of Monday Night Raw.
But now they're inside set for the action.
Hey, hey, wait a minute, Bobby Heenan.
I'm going in there.
No, no, no.
Oh, yes, I am.
You were replaced.
I was replaced?
Yes.
By who would replace me?
Rob Bartley, you're not supposed to be in there.
This is Monday Night Raw live from New York City,
and I've got to be in there to host it.
No, no, you can't get in.
I'm sorry.
I can't get in.
I can get in.
I can buy a ticket.
There are no tickets left.
It's sold out in there.
They're jammed to the rafters.
Show me the press gate so I can get through here.
I didn't make up the rules here.
I didn't know what to do.
Bring in the unicorns.
This contest is scheduled for one more.
Coming down the aisle from Union City, Tennessee,
weighing 228 pounds, the Birdman, Coco Beware.
Beware.
On Monday Night Raw, go get them, Birdman.
You know, I often wondered whatever happened to Gary Coleman, Vince.
He grew up.
There he is.
And this athlete headed to the ring right now.
Something else, indeed, who you've never seen anything quite like Yokozuna Mubarak.
Oh, you're not kidding.
The world's biggest angel.
Yokozuna.
Thus far, he is undefeated in the World Wrestling Federation.
Yokozuna, meaning grand champion.
Mr. Fuji bringing Yokozuna, former sumo wrestler, into the WWF.
He really has a combination of all the martial arts.
Nobody has ever knocked him off his feet, Bartlett.
Yeah, I can't say the same for Rob, but that's all right.
Yokozuna should spend a little less time at the sushi bar,
a little more time at the salad bar, Vince.
Well, we'll see about that.
All that weight Yokozuna uses to his advantage here.
And as the Macho Man said, he has thus far not even been knocked off his feet.
Much less undefeated.
He hasn't seen his feet in quite some time.
That's a good point as well.
Oh, my God.
Yes, take a look.
This guy's got his own no-fly zone.
No, that's not right.
He doesn't even have a zipper.
You got to understand that.
Take a look, 505 pounds, Yokozuna.
That's one big-butted oriental, Vince.
In a matter of speaking, yeah.
He's got an- He's got an ass like an amphitheater.
Ooh, I heard that, I heard that.
That is his Monday Night Raw, folks, it's uncooked.
Uncooked and uncensored, yeah.
We are live from New York City.
Look at that wedgie he's got going.
If you told me you weighed 1,000 pounds, I would tend to believe you.
He is all business in the ring.
You can make fun of him all you want.
His opponents do not.
He's got his own gravitational pull.
Let me tell you something.
He's going against a real tough guy in Cobra Beware.
He doesn't have Frankie with him.
I wonder if that'll be a factor.
Yeah, where is Frankie?
You don't think Yokozuna had a little snack before he came out?
That's what it would be, a little snack to him.
Hey, Vince, don't regulations indicate that Yokozuma should be wearing a bra?
Not here in the World Wrestling Federation and certainly not on Monday Night Raw.
Anything goes.
He can wrestle, but he can't walk the beat.
I imagine this man could do almost anything he wants to do.
What you talking about, Yoko?
Mr. Fuji, bowing with a nod of approval.
And by the way, Yokozuna is headed to the Royal Rumble as you are as well, Macho Man.
You bet, and I bet you when you get him in the ring,
it's gonna be hard to put the 29 other guys in there too.
Yeah, not much room, much less.
How are you gonna get a big man like that out?
Look at this, Coco Beware shoved back to the corner.
I've never seen Coco Beware thrown so easily before.
I'm thinking that he's gonna have to get up and make a better account for himself right now.
Coco, quite a competitor.
Coco normally, in tag team fashion, joining Owen Hart as high energy.
Oh, look at that.
Coco, stay down.
Yeah, do yourself a favor, babe.
No, he's a fighter.
He's a fighter.
He'll get there.
Unfortunately, Coco's tag team partner, Owen Hart,
started bringing a bit of an injury at the hands of Razor Ramon recently.
Razor Ramon's going against Bret Hart for the World Title.
Little history there.
And later on, as we stated,
we will have a special interview with the number one contender
to meet Bret Hart at the Royal Rumble, Razor Ramon.
But right now, Coco Beware must figure out Yokozuna.
If you're Coco Macho Man, what do you do?
Obviously, you don't try the power.
It's too late to leave the building and leave the arena
and leave the state and leave the country
because everybody's watching you live.
So you gotta-
Well, it's hard kick.
Maybe I'll do it.
Well, another one.
It's like trying to stop a battleship with a slingshot.
He staggered him.
Coco's hurt.
Coco Beware with a gallant effort a moment ago.
Is that a foot drop?
I don't know what it is.
He can do anything he wants.
Unbelievable.
Apparently, there's no Japanese word for leftover, Vince.
I suppose not.
Coco Beware suffering the effect of that leg drop
by a 505-pounder just a moment ago.
Come on, ref.
Get in there.
Clayton Choco.
Coco back to the buckle.
And uh-oh.
Wait a minute now.
Yokozuna with a head of steam.
Here he comes.
Oh, forget about it.
Coco Beware down on the canvas.
Get up from there.
No, please don't.
Get up from there, Coco.
You better be moving out of the way.
Coco.
There's about to be an earthquake here in New York City.
Busty.
Oh, no.
My goodness.
Record players just skipped a glom.
Yes.
You can slide Coco Beware under the dressing room door right now.
Yokozuna victorious.
With momentum, he heads to the Royal Rumble,
one of the 30 participants in the over-the-top Royal Rumble,
the winner of which meets the champion,
whomever he may be, the WWF champion, Admiral Someni.
Right now, let's go back and take another look.
Yokozuna.
Take a look at this.
All right, Rob.
What do you think?
I think if he just skipped a few lunches,
we wouldn't need to do that headlock on hunger.
That's the squashola.
Yokozuna, quite a performer, on his way to Sacramento, California, for the rumble.
Yes, Vince.
I'm not quite sure what is going on.
Apparently, a security guard has detained a woman here.
Excuse me.
What seems to be the problem here?
And he's hosting Rob, and I'm supposed to see him.
Yes.
You're Rob Bartlett's...
Yes, I'm his aunt.
He's my nephew.
He's my...
Yes, I have to go in there and see him right now.
I'm sure we can straighten this all out.
We could probably go into the Wilt call.
I'm going in there right now.
Wait a minute.
Bobby Heenan.
I thought I'd seen everything here in the World Wrestling Federation,
but the brain in drag.
I gotta get in there.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, here he is, Razor Ramon.
You're headed to the Royal Rumble.
This is the golden opportunity you've been waiting for.
You're meeting the hit man Bret Hart for the WWF Championship.
Are you ready?
You're less than two weeks away.
Look at me, man.
I was born ready, chico.
And when you say golden opportunity,
that's got Razor Ramon written all over it.
I see.
But nonetheless, you certainly will recall that
it took the hit man Bret Hart eight and a half long years
climbing a ladder of success to gain the momentum he has.
And you're sort of a Johnny come lately if you'd pardon the expression.
Hey, look, hit man.
Eight and a half years, chico, you climb to the very, very top.
You're the main man in the WWF.
Now say hello to Razor Ramon.
Eight and a half months, and I caught you.
I am numero uno.
The number one contender.
Yes, indeed, the number one contender.
And if you're the number one contender and such a great competitor,
why did you do to Owen Hart what you did?
Why jumpy?
Come on.
Hey, silencio.
He was the best wrestler around.
Razor Ramon, obviously your father was a big influence on you and on Bret.
Your hit man, squashing your little brother like a cockroach.
That was fine.
And you know what else?
There's nothing you can do about it.
Not, not, chico, that you don't want to do nothing about it
because you can't do nothing about it.
Thank you very much for joining us.
And hit man, you know what else you can't do nothing about?
Chico, you can't do nothing about Razor Ramon taking your precious gold
at the Royal Rumble.
It'll head your way, ladies and gentlemen, in less than two weeks, Sunday afternoon.
He's a bad guy.
Razor Ramon talking pure garbage, but let me tell you that something that's pure gold,
the WWF and the Red Cross team.
The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the Intercontinental Championship.
It's a Tatanka, by the way.
About to win through the ring is the challenger.
The name for Buffalo, right?
Max Moon.
Here we go, it's Robo-Wrestler.
Max Moon, quite a competitor.
This is a tremendous opportunity for Max Moon.
Here from New York City, where you could wear an outfit like that in the subway
and not get a second look.
Well, he's got a chance to win the Intercontinental title right now.
He certainly does.
Macho Man, I never thought you'd be underdressed, but next to this guy.
Looks like Matt Masterson to me, but this man looks like a riverboat gambler.
Oh my goodness.
Here's the man who gambles all night, in a very calculated manner, Sean Micol.
We are live, ladies and gentlemen, from the Manhattan Center in New York City.
Sean Micol defending the Intercontinental Championship against Max Moon.
And you might say that Sean Micol has somewhat of an ego,
as far as the ladies are concerned.
He's a legend in his own way.
Nonetheless, thus far, no one has been able to take away the Intercontinental
Championship from Sean Micol's nice arm drag.
And you have to give this young man credit in terms of his athleticism.
He's a great actor, no doubt about it.
And he knows it, and he wants everyone else to know it.
Don't forget, folks, coming up soon, the WWF's version of the Amy Fisher story,
Pin Me, starring the sensational Sherri as Amy, Vince McMahon as Joey Bonafuco,
and Bobby the Brain Heenan as Mary Jo.
I think he just did Rebecca Heenan out there, didn't he, in the streets?
I don't know about that.
I'm telling you, she looked nice.
And to the ropes here, Max Moon, back up on his feet as well.
Look at this, a lunge back off the rope.
Sean Micol's now underneath the legs, and oh, nice maneuver by Max Moon.
Another arm drag takedown.
And these two competitors mean business here at the Manhattan Center.
And Micol takes a powder.
A little time to get himself together here and figure all this out.
He's on Raw, Monday Night Raw, right there, and he's uncensored.
And uncut.
And uncooked.
Sean Micol looks to have a little problem figuring out Max Moon.
I think Moon might even be a shade quicker than Sean Micol.
So far, that's true, but time will tell.
Will Sean be part of that Royal Rumble there, Vince?
Again, just like the macho said, time will tell.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Right into the hammer lock.
Nicely done.
Thus far, it seems to me, Max Moon is sort of outclassing Sean Micol.
This is where you can make a name for yourself real, real, real quick.
Yeah, big time.
Stay tuned later on, here, folks, live from New York City,
Mayor David Dinkins versus Cardinal O'Connor.
Time permitting, of course.
But wait a minute, now we're told that we're going to have to take a quick break.
We'll be right back as the match continues.
Stay with us.
We are coming to you from New York City's Manhattan Center live.
It's Monday Night Raw.
Vince McMahon with Rob Bartlett and the Macho Man Randy Savage.
And this matchup continues for the Intercontinental Championship.
Max Moon scoring up against Sean Michaels.
Look at that.
What a match we're watching right here.
It's unbelievable.
It's fantastic.
You missed it during the break, folks.
Sean Michaels pulled a knife.
Stop it, Rob.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's not that raw, but it is uncut.
Uncensored.
And uncooked.
And look at the new one, I remember by Sean Michaels.
A knife would have been nicer right there.
That was uncooked.
Yeah, definitely.
Sean Michaels will do anything to retain his WWF Championship.
Sean Michaels headed to the Royal Rumble,
defending the title if he is successful here against Marty Janetti.
Sensational Sherry is scheduled to be at ringside,
but we don't know in whose corner she's going to be in.
Maybe both corners.
Yeah.
Little split personality thing going on there, and-
Possible.
She's the toughest one of the bunch, maybe.
By the way, in this day and age of pardons,
WWF President Jack Tunney attempting to pardon Mike Tyson recently.
Unable to do so, but we understand Mr. Tyson has a monitor and a telephone,
and he's watching Monday Night Raw.
Hello?
Hello, Vince?
Mike, is that you?
Yeah, hi, how you doing?
That's Mike Tyson.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm in solitary confinement.
You're where?
I'm in solitary confinement.
Well, we're here at Monday Night Raw.
By myself, I might add.
All right.
We used to have fun on dates, but now you're making license plates.
Isn't that right, Mike?
One, two, and almost a count of three.
We certainly hope, Mr. Tyson, you're enjoying Monday Night Raw.
Oh, this is nothing.
I see this kind of stuff in the mess hall every day.
I don't know about that.
Hey, who's that on the screen now?
Is that Oprah Winfrey?
No, there's no telling what you're gonna see here on Monday Night Raw.
That's a doink.
Doink.
And it looks like Shawn Michaels is taking over on Max Moon, Mike.
By the way, any New Year's resolutions from you, Mr. Tyson?
No, just that I want to make sure I don't miss that Royal Rumble.
The tag team between Deadly Diana and Fabulous Fergie
versus the Prince Brothers, Chuck and Andy.
That's not this year's Royal Rumble, Mike.
That's next year.
Oh, he's nice.
Who's he?
This face has broken so many homes.
So many.
Oh, give me a break.
We said before he's stuck on himself.
That face makes me break wind.
I don't know about you.
Geez, Mike.
Well, they feed you there.
I'm gonna be in here for another six years,
although my manager, Mr. King, is gonna try to reduce the sentence to like 72 months.
He seems like he's been reducing your bank account.
Oh, tall and almost a count of three.
I don't know about that either.
Shawn Michaels, the aggressor at the moment against Max Moon.
Michaels wanting to head to the Royal Rumble to defend the title against
his former tag team partner, Marty Janetti.
You have to wonder what factor if any.
Wait, here's another cover, two and almost three.
What sort of a factor?
Sensational Sherry will be in the matchup at the Royal Rumble.
Absolutely.
And you know, you got a lot of important people out here in the audience.
Did you know that Vince McMahon got Tito Landrum?
That's right.
Tito Landrum with the Baltimore Orioles is here and everybody that's anybody.
Yeah.
Hey, I got a question.
Yes, Mike.
What do you call this thing he's doing to him there now?
Wait.
Sort of a reverse chip locker.
That's something that Buster Douglas didn't do to you on that one bad night.
He tried.
Yeah, he tried.
I think that'll come in handy in the yard one of these days.
Exactly.
Hey, listen, you got a raw deal.
We'll tell you right there on Monday Night Raw that you got a raw deal when
you ended up where you are now.
Some people say he did.
Whoa, what a maneuver there by Max Moon.
Max Moon trying to get through.
Look at that all the way over the top rope.
Unbelievable.
Where'd he go?
Oh, he's gone.
Shawn Michaels may be history.
He disappeared.
Look at this.
Max Moon was gonna come out on him as well.
And Michaels, he does it.
Whoa, unbelievable maneuver on the part of Max Moon.
What a high risk maneuver that was.
Max Moon wants to be Intercontinental Champion.
And look at Michael's back off.
Marty Jannetty might have to go after Max Moon at the Royal Rumble.
Uppercut by Max Moon.
And Michael's having his problems to the block off.
My goodness.
Oh, look out.
Carefully, you missed the thinking.
I beg your pardon?
There we go.
Has he been a cradle to it?
No.
So very, very close.
Where does Max show his moves, Vince?
Well, he just did.
I think in a matter of speaking to him.
Ooh.
Max Moon missed.
Look at that.
Come on, kick.
Right on the button.
That was a home run.
Yeah.
Shawn Michaels turning the tide right back around now.
But look out.
This one's not over yet.
Suplex.
Nicely executed.
Cover.
Maybe he gets him.
Oh.
History.
A valiant effort by Max Moon.
Shawn Michaels is still the Intercontinental Champion.
And still Intercontinental Champion.
Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels heads to the Royal Rumble Women's Championship in Toc.
You're watching Monday Night Raw live from New York.
And you can also watch WWF Mania.
There is no more room inside.
But the word is out.
These folks are lining up to get tickets for next week's Monday Night WWF Raw.
Excuse me.
Sir, sir.
I just want to ask you a question.
Are you getting your tickets for next week's?
I got to get in line here.
Get in line?
Yes, I got to get inside there.
I got to see my nephew.
His name is Ron Bartlett.
You have a relation.
Yes, I'm Uncle Marty Feldman.
He needs me inside.
I got to go now.
I think you ran into your wife earlier.
Wait a minute.
I've got to go inside.
What are you talking about?
I have to.
He's got the tickets for me for tonight for the Raw on discount.
He's got the discount.
He's a good bagel.
He's a good boy.
Wait a minute.
Uncle Marty, you seem to be having a little problem here with your beard.
Bobby Heenan.
OK, you know.
I got to get inside.
Well, you'll go to any length.
I'll go to any length.
I got to get inside.
I got to get in there.
I got to.
No, please, you understand.
I got to get the roof.
Fiddler, the roof.
It's on the giant.
Still chasing his former manager, Harvey Weppelman and Kim Shih.
And wait a minute.
For whom the bell tolls.
This guy looks like he got his hair cut during a power surge.
From the outer reaches of your mind, weighing 265 pounds, Damian DeFisco.
Well, at least he's using his real name.
From the outer reaches of your mind.
That's no place to be from.
And take a look, ladies and gentlemen.
The phenom known as The Undertaker.
Get your hair out of your face.
You have such a pretty face.
The Undertaker.
We are live from New York City.
And by the way, we'd like to thank the good folks over at WFAN Radio here in New York for
allowing us to have Rob Bartlett here at Ringside.
We certainly would like to thank that media icon, Don Imus, winner of the prestigious
Marconi Award and former governor of the state of Connecticut for a day.
For allowing Rob to be here with us.
Who's the guy with the martini shaker bits?
You've been working with him for some time.
You don't know who that is?
Take a look.
Who does he remind you of?
That's Paul Bearer from the famous Bearer family.
He could use an iron supplement, it looks a little pale.
There's not a whole lot of sun here in New York.
All these tall buildings around and stuff.
He's definitely earned the right to be The Undertaker's manager.
Whoa!
Damian Domeno.
Look at this.
Right in the chops.
A hard right in.
Another one.
Look at that.
Right in the chops.
Damian Domeno backing The Undertaker up.
How's he rolling now?
Off the rope and.
Whoa!
My!
Oh, wow.
Well, I guess we kind of reverse things there, at least momentarily.
And Paul Bearer certainly likes what he sees.
I think Paul should think about going to a decaffeinated brand, Vince.
He's doing very well for himself these days.
Paul Bearer is.
And for that matter, so is The Undertaker who,
likewise, will join Randy Savage, Yokozuna,
and a whole bunch of competitors competing in the Royal Rumble.
Oh, my!
In less than two weeks.
Undertaker walking tall right there.
He always walks tall.
Demento having his problems.
Undertaker's all over Damian Domeno.
Two big names in the Royal Wrestling Federation on Monday Night Raw going head to hand.
Domeno to the buckle.
Thus far, other than the shots Domeno got in earlier,
now things may just be reversed a bit.
By the way, next week, ladies and gentlemen, here on Monday Night Raw,
you'll want to join us as we come to you live again from the Manhattan Center.
If you can't make it down here, we do invite you to tune in.
Mr. Perfect will square off against Papa Shango.
El Matador to meet Ric Flair.
Plus, in a special interview, the reigning WWF champion,
the Hitman himself, the Hitman Bret Hott will be here.
You know, he wears those gloves so he doesn't get those dish pan hands.
I don't think he's worried about that, but look out, here he comes down.
The Undertaker with the middle.
Down with the Tombstone.
That could be it.
Oh my, yes.
Get the body bag.
The Undertaker victorious.
And again, we invite you to join us next week.
Mr. Perfect here, El Matador, Ric Flair, Papa Shango, the Hitman Bret Hart.
And by the way, yes, we're back with Doink, ladies and gentlemen,
here on Monday Night Raw.
And Doink likes to make children cry, not laugh.
And Crush has warned you about that.
He warned me about what?
Making children cry.
Hey, if they don't have a sense of humor, that's their problem.
If I laugh, that's all that matters.
So you're not gonna heed the warning of Crush then?
Let me tell you, if he came out here right now,
he would be crying too, and I would be laughing.
Excuse me, Mr. Doink.
I'd like for you to meet Crush.
Crush, pardon me, Crush.
Who's laughing now?
Hey, bruh, before you put your size 14 shoe in your size 20 mouth,
you better look over both shoulders, bruh.
You got that?
This was just a warning, bruh.
If I catch you touching anyone else, playing your stupid jokes
that only you're laughing at, on anyone else, bruh,
you just might be wearing a cast on both arms and both legs that time.
You got that, brother?
You got that, bruh?
Well, as you know, Bobby Heenan has been very persistent
throughout the evening, attempting to get inside.
Well, I've got some good news for him.
Excuse me, Bobby, Bobby Heenan.
I know, I just got word.
I just got word.
You can go on up.
You're welcome, go.
Yes, you're on the way.
No, let him go, let him go.
Have a good time up there, Bobby.
The greatest accomplishment of my entire life
was winning the Royal Wrestling Federation title.
And I knew the second that I wanted,
that I would have to face all challenges.
The biggest, the baddest, the meanest, and the toughest.
And I knew that I'd have to face the treacherous ones
right at the bottom of the barrel.
But never did I think that you have to lift up and tilt up the barrel
and find the likes of you, Razor Ramon.
That unprovoked attack you did on my brother will not be forgotten.
And when you step in the ring with me in the Royal Rumble, you will pay.
The excellence of execution will execute you, Razor Ramon.
You know, Harvey Wimperman, it's a shame the way you and Kim Chi have abused this man.
Well, you know, I'm not going to stand for it.
Yes, I interfered.
Yes, I got in your business.
It's all right because you hit me.
I'm a peaceful man.
I won't fight back.
And let me say to you people out there, this man,
I want to help him to see the light, just like I've seen the light.
And you can help me do it.
I want you to help me.
I want you to embrace him.
Throw your arms around him.
Let's reach out to him.
Let's help him to walk down the righteous path.
You know, Kamala hasn't been the same ever since the Undertaker
put him in the coffin at the Survivor Series.
Well, Kamala is never going to be the same after Kim Chi gets through with him.
And then the WWF is never going to be the same after I drop the big bomb.
Royal Rumble to face Marty Janetti.
He is the reigning Intercontinental Champion.
He calls himself the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.
Take a look at this.
You have to wonder, will Sensational Sherry be in Shawn Michaels' corner?
Will she be in Marty Janetti's corner?
Or simply around ringside to create some havoc?
Who knows?
Well, look at Shawn Michaels.
You think he needs Sherry?
You think he wants Sherry?
I don't know.
We'll have to find out.
Okay, Mr. Michaels.
Last week it was announced that you will defend your Intercontinental Championship
at Royal Rumble against Marty Janetti.
It has also been announced that Sensational Sherry
will be at ringside at Royal Rumble.
But as of yet, we still don't know in which corner she will be.
Raymond Rougeau, I know whose corner she's got to be in.
Now, if you were a woman, which could be debatable,
would you be in the corner of a man who brutally and ruthlessly attacked you
and beat you over the head with a mirror?
Now, wait a minute, Shawn Michaels.
Everyone saw you, Paul, Sherry, and you.
No, no, no, no, no.
You would not be in that corner.
You would not be in that corner. You would be in the corner of a man that you are madly
and deeply and passionately in love with.
And that man is Shawn Michaels.
I got news for you.
The Sensational Sherry will be in the corner of the Sexiest Man Alive
and the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion.
And as for you, Marty Janetti, everybody knows that I am the man that carried the team.
I am the man that carried you throughout your whole career.
And at Royal Rumble, you are going to be carried for the last time.
Carried out of the building, that is.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Intercontinental Champion is leaving the building.
He is stuck on himself. No doubt about that.
He is the Intercontinental Champion.
Will he remain so after the matchup with Janetti at the Rumble?
Yes, we're all anxious for the Royal Rumble in approximately a week, and among other things,
I guess we're going to see the unveiling, if you would, of this fellow on Narcissus.
That's why they call Bobby the brain.
He is so smart. He is getting everybody's interest to a peak.
You're wondering who it is, aren't you?
I do.
Look at the Macho Man. He's always just wondering.
I'm against.
Well, there's no wondering about this man.
He's on his way to the Royal Rumble, just like the king, just like the Macho Man,
just like all the rest of the competitors.
The winner of the Royal Rumble will face the WWF Champion at WrestleMania.
The big man from Kona, Hawaii, plus Shaka Brahm, look at all the people.
They know what he's all about.
Yeah, look, I know what he's all about, too. He's got a big smile on his face.
I don't know what he's proud of. He's the man that hurt the arm of Doink,
the funniest clown that I've ever seen in my life.
I don't know about that, but I know several weeks ago,
the big man Crush was warning Doink about his practical jokes.
That's when he did it. He was twisting his arm as he warned him.
Yeah, well, I don't think anyone would want to see Doink
fooling around with the kids around ringside.
And I don't think Doink is going to be anywhere around
this particular matchup here, although I saw him earlier in the Nasty Boys matchup.
Crush tying up his opposition now.
Oh, look at this, the old surfboard from Hawaii.
Look in the back room there, Doink, Doink, way in the back there.
On the screen.
Wait a minute.
There he is.
I thought you said he wouldn't show up, McMahon.
I'm very surprised. Maybe he wants to have a little peace offering here with Crush.
We had an occasion to speak with a big man from Kona,
Hawaii about his participation in the Royal Rumble.
Oh, my, here's what he had to say.
Royal Rumble is just around the corner, brah.
I'll tell you what, I've been trained harder and more intense than ever.
This is going to be Crush's day.
Nobody's going to stop me, brah.
I know I sound overconfident, but I've been trained harder
and stronger than ever before in my life.
Royal Rumble, my day is coming, brah.
Shaka, I don't know if too many are going to argue with Crush.
W.T. Jones, not putting up too much of an argument at all.
I know I'll argue with him.
Yeah, over the telephone.
Oh, macho man, don't you ever get tired of having yourself around.
Well, that's your natural personality, isn't it?
I'm sorry for you.
Hey, wait just a moment.
Big power slam from Crush.
And I think Crush just spotted Donk.
He's backing off a bit.
Needs the backflip.
I'll say.
Anyone's going to back off from this, man.
Oh, look at this.
Crush applying that painful submission hold.
And W.T. Jones down.
And W.T. Jones is having his problems at this point.
More pineapple juice for everyone.
Shaka.
Rush on his way to the Royal Rumble.
Sure, he's got some powerful arms and hands.
That's how he hurt Doink the Clown.
See that Doink don't shrink.
Doink doesn't know about getting hurt.
If Crush really was to put a hurt on him,
he could have his body in his swing.
Rush on his way.
Big, powerful man.
Unquestionably one of the more popular athletes here.
And the WWF.
Shaka.
I don't know if anyone is going to get in this man's way
from winning the Royal Rumble.
What an event.
Macho man Randy Sack.
Wait a minute.
All right.
Now Crush warned Doink.
He's just trying to be friends.
Look, I think you're exactly right.
He wants to settle this thing once and for all.
Forgive and forget.
Give him a flower.
As well as he should.
Smart Clown.
Yeah, right.
No doubt.
There's no one that would not heed the advice
and admonition, if you would, from Crush.
Look at the Clown's face.
I hate to see a sad clown.
I got a bad order here.
It's a smart Clown.
He had a whole thing there, Paul.
Wait a minute, Doink.
Did you see that?
Look at his armor.
He just took a known armor.
He don't know.
Like, know that he took a known armor.
Took his own arm right out of the socket.
That's a cat.
Wait.
Look what he's doing.
I can't believe that.
Again and again and again.
With that cast, I guess that's what it is.
Crush is down.
Crush is knocked down.
Look.
Stop.
Stop him.
Tackle him.
Do something.
Not a sick man.
I can't believe what he did.
He's going to Crush.
Get him out of there.
Do something.
Somebody's got to do something.
Come on, Sergio.
I got to agree with you.
That's it.
That is sick.
That's too much right there.
I've never seen anything like that in my life.
Crush.
No.
You still think that's a funny Clown King?
What do you think?
That may be going a little too far.
What do you mean, maybe?
What a sick individual.
Look.
And Crush has fell unconscious.
The Clown.
Could you believe that?
I couldn't believe my own eyes.
It looked like he took his own arm off him.
That's the only way anybody could bring a big man like that down.
That is the only way.
There's a hard show in this capacity crowd.
I can tell you that.
You're funny, Clown.
And they still can't even believe.
Unbelievable.
The empty crew being called in.
They're always in ringside.
Unfortunately, for Crush,
I still can't believe what we saw.
Attack from behind like that.
I mean, it had to be a cast.
It had to be something with some weight behind it
with Doink repeatedly hammering and hammering in the back of the head of Crush.
Crush's first impulse about that Clown was correct.
A flashback.
A blast from the past.
That Clown, there's no business around the World Wrestling Federation.
Now, I'm just hoping that the man from Kona, Hawaii, is going to be okay.
Not just okay for the Royal Rumble, but just, you know, okay.
How'd you take a shot like that?
That's a big man laying on the ground, let me tell you.
Well, he kept hitting him.
He kept hitting from behind.
He kept hitting him as hard as he possibly could.
No one could stop him.
He kept hitting him repeatedly.
That's a sick, that's the sickest excuse I've ever seen for a Clown.
His pranks out here that we saw with the kids and whatever are one thing.
His pranks against the wrestlers, something else.
But, but this?
They're gonna have trouble putting a big man like that on the stretcher right now.
I'll tell you that right now.
He's a very popular wrestler in the World Wrestling Federation.
And King, you're not talking as much as you did before.
I think maybe, they may be concerned with his neck.
Could very well be.
That's what they're concerned with.
I mean, he was hit so many times in the back of the head and down in the vertebrae, the
upper vertebrae.
Maybe that's what they're concerned with.
They need to be careful when they move him right now.
Need to be careful right there.
But I have to agree, you know, some of that stuff was funny, but this is not funny at
all.
Some of that stuff was funny.
See, you just don't let go, will you?
No laughing matter, I'll agree.
Yeah, you just better check out and see if Crush is gonna be okay.
Hey, I'm gonna tell you something, this is more than a rising star in the World Wrestling
Federation.
They're trying to-
Brought down by a poop-like doink.
I'll never mention his name again.
He's him for this as far as I'm concerned right now.
This is a very unfortunate incident here in the WWF.
I don't know what to say because, again, in terms of what we just saw, and most of
these unusual antics ever since this clown, this doink, appeared on the scene here in
the WWF, and again, some of the tactics by this clown.
No laughing matter until we get to this.
You're right about one thing, Vince McMahon, I'm worried about his neck.
Because a big man like that, I've known this guy, Crush, from Kona, Hawaii, and to put
him in this position, this predicament right here, it had to be something serious.
They're trying to secure his neck, I think that's what they're trying to do now.
Is he still unconscious or are they just trying to make sure he doesn't move?
He may still be out.
You're trying to wash your hands in this situation, Lawler.
You thought this was really funny.
Oh, no.
That's right, you did.
We'll be back, or let's take you to the event center.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we've got a very important event coming up in this
Royal Rumble.
You've got 30 of the greatest wrestlers in the World Wrestling Federation.
They're all in that ring together, and they all want to be successful.
They all want to get to wrestle the World Wrestling Federation title holder in WrestleMania.
But I have goals of being successful also.
I want that shot at WrestleMania to wrestle for the WWF title.
Well, finally, they have begun to move Crush out to the waiting ambulance.
They have totally immobilized him, and he'll no doubt get the help that he needs.
You can see his left hand there moving, which I believe is a very good sign.
Yeah, that is a good sign.
I mean, the only thing I still worry about, though, is there's been no movement of his
legs or his feet or anything, at least not that I've seen.
And so many times, you know, let's face it, when you're talking about a neck injury, it's
always a possibility of some sort of paralysis.
And, you know, it could be from the waist down.
So hopefully that's not the case.
I just can't believe that, in an injury of this nature, I cannot believe what we saw.
It was such a sick thing for this goofy clown doink to do, the creep.
And then from there, he was still laughing about it.
He laughed at it.
That's exactly what he did.
He laughed at it.
That, as far as I'm concerned, is unforgivable, to laugh at something like this.
You know, I think a lot of people are worried about the career of Crush right now, but I'm
worried about the future of Crush.
Worried about Crush the human being right now.
OK.
Far more important than his wrestling career.
A great competitor.
And I don't know if you guys know him, one heck of a guy, a great guy.
Well, I don't know him personally, but you don't like to see something like this happen
to anybody, no matter who it is.
We'll take you back now to Mane Jean.
An unfortunate, very unfortunate incident.
And hopefully, next week, we'll give you a further update on the condition of Crush.
That's an eerie sound right there.
Voice, tell me, who will win the World Wrestling Federation's Royal Rumble?
So it has been said, and so shall it be done.
I'll give you credit, Bam Bam Bigelow.
You're big, tough, and rough, but take a good long look.
I'm 6'7", 330 pounds of the meanest lawman that's ever walked a face of this earth.
And I'm not going to let you run roughshod over me or anybody else in the World Wrestling
Federation.
So in the Royal Rumble, get ready to serve hard time.
Let me call in my next guest, who will be in the Royal Rumble, Mr. Perfect.
Oh, listen to the ovation.
I want to see what this jerk has to say.
You win great, you miserable, all life.
No good backstabbing, cheating.
I'm going to call him over here, Drain.
Tell him you said all those things.
Look at him.
Does he look in great shape?
Yeah, he's in great shape.
Hold it for a second.
Was that Ric Flair that I saw leave here just a second ago?
You know who it was.
It was kind of hard to see.
It was kind of dark over there.
It's almost like there was a shadow.
I guess what you're doing, Ric Flair, is walking in Mr. Perfect's shadow.
Oh, yeah.
I love it.
Don't get me going.
Oh, here we go.
Flair coming out of nowhere.
You better get out.
Let him go, let him go.
He's out of control, Brad.
You better be like me.
You know it.
Get your guy or get him out of here.
Hold on a second.
It's only fitting that you should be out here in a robe with feathers on it.
Chicken feathers.
I love it.
Come on.
Because that's exactly what you are, is a chicken, Flair.
You want a piece of me?
Show me.
Come on.
Show me.
Hey, go get your guy, Brian.
He's lost it.
You better turn around right now and walk back through that curtain before I slap that beat right out of your head.
The beat from the chicken.
You want a piece of me?
I'm not a hard guy to find.
Come on.
Calm down, Rick.
Calm down.
You're gonna get fined, you're gonna get suspended, something's gonna happen.
Take it easy.
Get him out of here.
See, Perfect was trying to beat him.
You want a piece of Mr. Perfect?
I'm not a hard guy to find.
Second of all, the winner of this year's Royal Rumble, Rick Flair, did the shot at the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
And Rick Flair, this is a new year.
Mr. Perfect is back in his wrestling gear for one reason.
And that is to become the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
You know that.
I am focused.
And I'm starting with the Royal Rumble.
Oh, look, he's coming back.
Here we go, here we go.
Come on, come on, Flair.
Get that chicken out of there.
Slaughter, take your hands off him.
Sergeant Slaughter Rene Goulet trying to control us.
You guys lost it, brain.
I hate him, I hate him.
He's out of control.
I hate him, I hate him.
Well, Mr. Perfect, old pal, we're just about a week away from the Royal Rumble.
And by now, Rick Flair has proved to you and to all those ham and eggers that you're anything but perfect.
But just to add a little icing on the cake, after you've been dumped on your head in the Royal Rumble and beat up by 29 other wrestlers,
you're going to wish you never laid eyes on me.
And when I unveil Narcissus, no one will believe their eyes.
This man has every right to be in love with himself.
Because unlike you, Perfect, there is not, and I'll say it again, not a blemish on his body.
There is not an evil backstabbing thought in his mind.
He possesses the most magnificent physique known to man, with symmetry beyond being perfect,
with definition a Greek god would be proud of.
His muscular mass is so vast, he appears to be armor-plated.
His refined good looks would compare to a mythical Adonis.
So get ready, Perfect. Get ready, all you pretzel-eating, beer-guzzling, pock-marked face couch potatoes,
and wait until you see and get a load of Narcissus.
Steiner Brothers, you call yourself the new kids on the block?
Well, you just moved into the wrong neighborhood.
Around here, you gotta pay your dues, Steiner Brothers.
And at Royal Rumble, we're gonna beat you down, and beat you down bad.
Steiner Brothers, beware of the Beverly Brothers.
Yeah, the big boss man. Yeah, we all know you're big.
Real big, even bigger when you got men locked up behind cages.
Well, I got news for you, pal. I'm not in no cage.
And at the Royal Rumble, you're gonna get a taste of me, Bam Bam Bigelow, the beast from the east.
From the east.
We're only one week away from the Royal Rumble, and the king is really excited.
That's right, the Royal Rumble. Friend against foe, friend against friend.
That's what I like about it, because I don't have any friends in the WWF.
They're all peasants to me. They'll bow at my feet, I'll win the Rumble, and then I'll face the WWF champion.
I can't wait.
The head-slinger is coming to the Royal Rumble.
The head-slingers are coming.
Wait a minute, what is this?
Fight the real enemy.
Or I'll tell you what's happening this week.
Standing by right now, so we are told, I believe, I believe we have maybe, Sean, can you hear us?
Yes, Vince, I can. I can hear you, Vince.
After what we saw at the top of the program, I'm sure everybody's looking for Repo Man.
I think I've located him, excuse me, Repo Man.
Why the unprovoked attack on the monster, Randy Savage?
It was provoked? Was that great or what? When I came behind him and hit him, he flew.
Hey, you're darn right, that was vicious. He was late on the payments on his hat, and he deserved it.
In fact, I've been watching him for a long time, but he never paid any attention to me.
But now he is, and he's going to get me in the ring.
You stole his hat, and he needs to pay his dues.
I'm a nice guy, ain't no thief.
I'll tell you what, the Macho Man Randy Savage is very upset.
You should hear the comments he is making.
What do you mean, making a comment?
Yes, he can hear you right now. Let me hear that.
Hey, you're going to get a Monday Night Raw hangover.
Let's do the thing right now. Come on up here, and I'm going to...
Hey, where do you want to land, Repo Man?
Hey, when I hit you from behind and you flew, that's just the start of it.
Because when I get you again, it's going to be worse.
It's going to be like right down here in New York, right down here in Manhattan.
It could be a street fight.
Yeah, you're right. Not a chance on you doing the thing to me again.
Hey, you got a good kickoff right there.
How about a New York street fight?
Hey, just remember, just remember, I have your hat.
Hey, I don't care.
And that's your prized possession.
That's okay.
You were late with the payments, and I got it.
Hey, brother, that doesn't even make it with me.
Come on, tough guy.
Oh, is that right?
You want to wrestle?
Hey, no, I don't want to wrestle. I want to do something different.
We're going to have a date. Don't be late, brother.
Just...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, no, wait up there, Savage.
This is going to be great because I'm going to put the boots to you.
I can't wait to get you on the ring.
I got your attention.
This is going to be great.
And that's taking off in a Royal Rumble report.
This is it.
I love it.
Big fight going on, Bartlett.
It's still going on.
Perfect once, Flair.
No doubt about it.
Hey, Singh, come on.
But he's not going toward Perfect.
He doesn't need him.
You don't talk to me.
The rules don't.
The danger of this isn't big enough for me and Mr. Perfect.
So right here, live in front of God and the whole world, here next week, I want Perfect.
Oh, that's pretty clear.
You can't get any clearer than that.
Ric Flair with a gap.
One of us stays.
One of us goes.
Not out in a building, but out of the WWF.
I can't believe you had risked your career, Mr. Flair.
I can't believe you would do that.
And I'm not too sure that Mr. Perfect is going to do that either.
I can't believe it.
And you started it.
I can tell you right now, you're not mad enough.
You haven't got the guts, and you will never see the day in your life you beat Ric Flair.
Take a Prozac.
Yeah, that's pretty clear.
Ric Flair issuing a challenge to Mr. Perfect.
Hopefully, before we go off the air, we will have a retort of some sort.
Perhaps an answer from Mr. Perfect.
Guys, I don't know what to say.
We're rocking and rolling here.
Sounds like the end of the road for somebody, guaranteed.
Here he comes.
There's my guy right there, Mr. Perfect.
Well, I guess we didn't have to wait.
I don't know if you heard that challenge or not from Ric Flair.
He states the WWF is not big enough for the two of you.
He's going to put his career in the WWF on the line, if you will.
You're talking about meeting Ric Flair, and the loser has to leave the World Wrestling Federation?
Here, right here next week.
Are you kidding me?
I'll take that in a heartbeat.
Ric Flair, you're going to be gone.
McMahon, you know me.
Everybody knows me.
I am what I say, I'm Flair.
You want me?
You got me right here.
I must say, I can't imagine you putting your career on the line like that, or even Ric Flair.
It's going too far.
Both of you are great competitors.
Why risk that?
Is that what it has to take, Ric Flair?
Is that what it's gone down to?
The two greatest athletes in the World Wrestling Federation?
Only one man will stay in the World Wrestling Federation?
I'll take that challenge.
I'll put my career on the line, right here.
Thank you very much.
It can't be any clearer than that.
Mr. Perfect.
Mr. Perfect puts his career on the line next week, one-on-one with Ric Flair.
You know, Raymond, you know what everybody says to me over and over and over?
They always say, people's champion.
Yo.
People's.
Yo.
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that?
Hitman.
Shut up.
Wait a minute.
Look at this.
Shut up.
What do you want?
What is this?
Bret Hart.
The people's choice.
That's right.
The working man's champion.
Eight and a half years in the WWF.
What does this guy come from?
Two times the tag team champion.
That's right.
Two times.
I know you're on a rock somewhere.
Why don't you come out here?
Shut up, Chico.
Two times.
The intercontinental champion.
And now, you climb your way to the very, very top.
You the main man.
That's right, brother.
You the WWF champion.
Say hello to the bad guy.
Hey, Chico.
Squashing your baby brother like a cockroach.
That was fun, man.
What a low life.
And, Chico, if I see your daddy walking the street, I may slap his face too.
Because Razor Ramon takes whatever he wants.
Hey, let me tell you something, Razor Ramon.
Hey, Chico, Razor Ramon takes whatever he wants.
And, Hitman, I want you.
You want me?
I want you.
You want a piece of me so bad?
You think you're so tough.
Why don't we come out here right now?
Come out from behind you, Rod.
Let's do it, Rod.
We can step out right now, go in that ring, and finish this thing.
Let's do it.
Come on.
You're gutless.
Where's your guts?
Hey, Chico.
Hey, man.
Listen to me.
Nobody tells Razor Ramon what to do.
Nobody tells Razor Ramon when to do it.
You want to fight, Razor Ramon?
You got it.
Este domingo, Chico, this Sunday.
Royal rumble.
And, Chico, you look at me, you punk.
There is nothing your fans can do.
There is nothing tu familia, your family, can do.
And Hitman, Hitman, there is nothing you can do to stop Razor Ramon
from taking your precious gold.
Let me tell you something, Razor Ramon.
The name's not Chico.
The name's Hitman.
And let me tell you something.
I take pride.
I take pride in being the Royal Wrestling Federation Champion.
This Sunday in the Royal Rumble, we're all going to take pride when I kick your butt.
Oh, yeah.
Hitman, Brad Hart, the WWF Champion, defends the title this Sunday at the Royal Rumble.
This report is brought to you by the Royal Rumble program.
All of the inside scoop on this year's Royal Rumble.
And it's on new stands right now.
Folks, speaking of the Royal Rumble, this Sunday afternoon at 4 p.m. Eastern Time,
undoubtedly one of the World Wrestling Federation's most exciting events of the year will be taking place.
And, of course, you can see it all live on pay-per-view cable TV.
Call your local cable company right now.
The main event featuring World Wrestling Federation Champion Brett the Hitman Hart
meeting challenger Razor Ramon.
I'm sure you saw earlier on how these two men feel about each other, I guarantee you.
There is no love lost between either man.
Now then, on to the Royal Rumble with 30 of the greatest superstars in the World Wrestling Federation today,
all competing to win this big event.
Coincidentally, the winner of this year's Royal Rumble will have the opportunity
of meeting the World Wrestling Federation Champion at WrestleMania IX in Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada.
In the Royal Rumble, there are no friends. It is every man for himself.
And here's just a sampling of the great talent on display this Sunday afternoon at Sold-Out Arco Arena in Sacramento.
You'll see the Nasty Boys, Brian Knobs and his partner Jerry Saggs,
Native American superstar Tatanka, and this 500-pound-plus monster, Yokozuna.
Royal Rumble, look at my Yokozuna, 6'5", 505 pounds.
Yes!
There's 29 more opponents in the ring.
And let me tell you, my Yokozuna has never been off his feet.
So coming this Sunday in Royal Rumble, he'll be very victorious.
In WrestleMania, he'll take the championship belt and all the money back home to Japan.
Yes! Yes! Buzzer!
Oh, the list goes on.
The Undertaker, Damien Demento, the Head Slankers, Samu and Batu, and this man, Mr. Perfect.
This Sunday, the Royal Rumble, 30 of the finest athletes the World Wrestling Federation has to offer,
big men, strong men, fat men, all shapes and sizes.
But there's only one man who's perfect, and that's Mr. Perfect.
Last year, Ric Flair, you won the Royal Rumble only because Mr. Perfect had advised you on how to win it.
Well, this year, I'm in it for Mr. Perfect.
And the winner of the Royal Rumble gets a shot at the World Wrestling Federation Championship at WrestleMania.
I'll guarantee you one thing, I'll win the Royal Rumble because I am what I say I am, and that's perfect.
By the way, I'm sure Mr. Perfect will be watching very intently when Bobby Heenan unveils Narcissus at the Royal Rumble.
I, for one, could hardly wait.
To more names at this year's Royal Rumble, the big man, Typhoon, El Matador, Tito Santana,
and this man, former World Wrestling Federation Champion, Bob Backlund.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, have you ever had to wait 10 long years for something and be patient?
Well, I've got an opportunity to win a chance to wrestle the WWF title holder in WrestleMania
if I can be victorious in the Royal Rumble on Sunday.
Oh, it reads like the who's who, Papa Shango.
From Japan, the great Tenryu.
Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase.
His partner, Erwin R. Scheister.
Plus this man, last year's Royal Rumble winner, Nature Boy, Ric Flair.
It's this Sunday we're gonna make history one more time.
Last year, we beat all.
The WWF superstars in one night to win the World Wrestling Federation Championship.
And this Sunday, we're gonna do it one more time.
Why? Because I'm the Nature Boy.
And what comes out of this mouth is as good as gold.
Put in the bank, this Sunday, Ric Flair wins the Royal Rumble and goes on to WrestleMania
to take the title for the third time.
The battle lines have been drawn for this Sunday afternoon in Sacramento.
The 30-Man Royal Rumble, the main event for the World Wrestling Federation title.
A tremendous assortment of other outstanding matches,
plus the unveiling of Narcissus by Bobby the Brain Henin.
Folks, it all adds up to one of the most exciting afternoons in World Wrestling Federation history.
Now, even though you cannot be in one of those 18,000 seats in Sacramento,
you can experience the thrill of the Royal Rumble live on pay-per-view cable TV.
Don't wait another minute. Run. Don't walk to your telephone.
And call your local cable company right now.
The action starts at 4 p.m. Eastern Time this Sunday afternoon.
Make it happen. Join us for the 1993 Royal Rumble.
We're back with more World Wrestling Federation action.
And in just a few moments, we're going to be joined by a superstar indeed.
I believe under new management, as we know it today.
Not management, an advisor.
Well, very, very good point.
The pastor of the bounty from Baptist Church in Fort Worth, Texas.
About ready to lead down to the ring. Take a look, King.
How do you like this, King?
I don't like him at all. I don't like a thing about him.
What can he be this slick, this advisor?
What can he advise him on? Who to eat for dinner?
Better than Harvey Whippleman, a lot better. In fact, 100 percent better.
And Harvey not too happy about this latest turn of events
as relates to his former relationship with Kamala.
I think Harvey actually blames the Undertaker for turning things around.
And there, certainly blames the reference slick for showing Kamala
a little different side of things, sort of seeing the light, if you will.
Harvey Whippleman is a close personal friend of mine.
I don't doubt it.
He told me that Kamala has never been the same
since that lowlife Undertaker locked the man inside a coffin.
Would you be the same if you were locked inside a coffin?
Harvey Whippleman's going to have to get over it
and get on with his own life with just not too much to look forward to.
Well, I can tell you this, Reverend Slick has solicited this capacity crowd
and has asked him to help Kamala.
Wait a minute now, Dusty Roof doesn't want to help matters at all.
I figured that was his only chance to go against Kamala that way.
Big shot, yeah.
And as I said before, Reverend Slick wants this crowd to sort of help Kamala advance in life
and help him when he needs help to turn somebody over.
Maybe tell him what to do from ringside.
They're going to need a lot of help now that he's without Kim Chi and Harvey Whippleman.
They were the leaders of that team.
They were the ones that made Kamala the great athlete that he was.
I tell you, Kamala looks more loosey-goosey right now.
I think I like his style.
By the way, we had an occasion to pick up his comments earlier.
So now Kamala's being advised by a Reverend.
Well, that's good for him because he'll have to say his prayers
when he steps in the ring with my Kim Chi.
Well, how about that, Kim Chi,
clearing up against the Ugandan giant, the mighty Kamala,
in a match to come sometime in the near future.
But speaking of matches in the future, it's this Sunday afternoon.
You two gentlemen going at it, along with 28 other competitors
in the very same match in the Royal Rumble.
And I might add, during the Royal Rumble,
you're going to have an opportunity to hear from some of the winners
all the way through the entire broadcast,
just like we did at the Survivor Series.
I guess the King's not going to be talking on the hotline
because you're not going to have anything to do about winning.
Now you see here, you see Kamala listening to the fans now.
Look, they're helping him.
Look, they're saying yes.
They're telling him what to do.
They don't know what they're saying.
He's an idiot.
He did it.
Oh.
There is progression.
Yeah.
See that guy laying flat on his back?
Macho Man, that's just the way you're going to be doing
what I can do with you at the Royal Rumble.
Unbelievable.
That's never going to happen.
I'm telling you, it's not going to happen.
You don't know what's going to happen.
Nobody knows what's going to happen at the Royal Rumble.
We're going to see some guy by the name of Narcissus.
Who's Narcissus?
I don't know who Narcissus is.
All I know is I'm going to beat the king at the Royal Rumble
and take him down.
I don't think I have with you right now.
Let's take you to Bobby Heaney to learn a little bit more about Narcissus.
You know, humanoids, when you think about it,
there's never a dull moment here in the World Wrestling Federation.
There's always something going on,
especially during a World Wrestling Federation pay-per-view.
Well, this Sunday afternoon's Royal Rumble
is going to epitomize the grandeur, the spectacle,
the excitement you have come to expect
at the World Wrestling Federation pay-per-views.
One of the reasons is because shockwaves will be heard around the world
when I unveil to you and all the other superstars
in the World Wrestling Federation,
especially you, Mr. Perfect,
the quintessential male specimen, Narcissus.
Now, Perfect, I know you and everybody else have been wondering
who is Narcissus?
Is he really the metamorphic Adonis that Bobby Heaney says he is?
Does he really possess the Herculean strength and power?
Does he really have the agility, the finesse, the speed,
and technical skills of all the greatest wrestlers in the world combined?
Well, the answer is that as eloquent and intelligent as I am,
even I cannot describe in mere words the affirmation of the above
this Sunday afternoon at the Royal Rumble.
Behold, the Narcissist!
Hello, everybody, and welcome to WWF Monday Night RAW.
I'm Shawn Mooney, and it is certainly RAW here in New York City.
We are anxiously awaiting the arrival of Repo Man.
And after what took place last week,
Repo Man, you're a little bit late here.
You mean I'm a little bit late?
Nobody knows where I am at any time, and I'm here?
You think I'd miss this moment?
I don't know. A lot of people didn't even know if you're gonna show up tonight
to face the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
What took place last week?
This is like repossessing a brand-new Cadillac.
Randy Savage, I'm gonna repossess your career
just like I did your head!
Ah-ha-ha-ha! I'm here! I'm here!
You better be ready for me,
because I'm ready for you!
Ha-ha! Whoo!
We're back!
Yeah, shut your mouth, kid.
Whoa! What?
I hope not. Randy Savage with a shot to the midsection there.
Uppercut by the Macho Man Randy Savage.
Repo Man's been putting the bad mouth on the Macho Man
all the way through this matchup.
So far, he's spoken more than Bill Clinton did last week
during the inaugural address.
He's made more sense.
Macho Man Randy Savage snapped out now by Repo Man.
What a matchup, a grueling matchup this has been thus far.
Oh, my. I'd say it's been 50-50.
Maybe the Repo Man having the advantage.
I don't know. There's a cover!
Count of two and a kick-out.
Savage is pretty serious. Matter of fact, earlier,
I saw him writing a letter to Jodie Foster.
That's serious.
And Randy Savage turning into a Repo Man.
What is he talking about?
What is he talking about? Ask him.
Pick up a paper every once in a while. Will you, Heenan?
He does, but it has leaves on it.
You know, the kind of... Well, never mind.
Smart. Real smart.
By the way, a little bit later on,
Gene Okerlund will bring us up to date
on all the happenings that took place just yesterday afternoon
at the Royal Rumble out in Sacramento, California.
You mean my co-host on All American.
I beg your pardon?
What's my co-host on All American mean, Gene Okerlund?
Yeah, I see. That's that rather dubious distinction.
Randy Savage back up now with leverage.
A little kick there to the chest area.
I'd say Kotel.
What a clothesline by Repo Man.
Wow!
Who is that mess man?
Macho!
I don't know, Kim Isabe.
Macho! Macho!
And Repo Man continues to pour it on the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
Macho! Macho!
He is that. He's macho.
Randy Savage is.
What makes you think so?
What really makes you think so?
What a great competitor. Come on.
Former World Wrestling Federation Champion on two different occasions.
Give him your break.
So is Ric Flair.
Well, Ric Flair is about, I believe, ready to say bye-bye
to the World Wrestling Federation a little bit later on.
Either that or Mr. Perfect
says adios.
Oh!
Down to the canvas.
Repo Man.
Maybe running out of gas here. I don't know.
Here's a cover. Run! Hooks the leg again.
He's on top.
He's alright. He's in pretty good shape yet.
That needle's not on E.
Really wish Repo Man was at the inauguration last week.
Why is that?
Well, we could have stood to have him steal Hillary Clinton and Tipper Gore's hats.
Hey, I like those hats.
And how about that evening gown she had on, huh, Hillary?
Yeah.
What a looker.
Really?
Rush Limbaugh liked it, I understand.
You didn't like it?
I thought she looked lovely, actually.
My friends,
Megadiddle Steel,
live from the WWF Monday Night Raw.
I know that voice.
Yeah.
That Paul Harvey, isn't it?
No, it's Ronald McDonald.
Down goes Repo Man.
The Argentine back. Oh my goodness!
Macho Man Randy Savage turning a title.
Look at this match.
You see that Repo? He's just got it in him.
He's a competitor. He's got that street smarts.
He goes out at night. That's when he likes to work.
He does his best work.
And he's taking it right to the Macho Man.
Macho what?
He's young to you, McMahon. He doesn't like you.
You better concentrate on the Macho Man Randy Savage.
The hat.
Somewhat symbolic about what this match is all about.
Whoa! Yes!
Way up high for the clothesline.
Randy Savage scooping up Repo.
Clams him down to the canvas.
Randy Savage now going to the outside.
Savage going up.
The official trying to get in the way.
But Randy Savage is on the top rope.
And what's going to happen with Randy?
Yes!
I thought the repo would get out of the way.
That's it!
Savage from the blue line.
What a lucky victory.
What?
I said what a lucky victory.
Are you deaf?
Macho Man Randy Savage victorious.
On Monday Night Raw
and Repo and Pearl to the Apple.
First thing I'd like to say is
First thing I'd like to say Hitman is
congratulations.
First thing I'd like to say is you got lucky again Hitman.
Well Hitman Brad Hardin
appears at WrestleMania
it's you versus Yokozuna
one on one. What about it?
Well you know Vince, Yokozuna is going to get
his shot at WrestleMania and everybody knows
that now. But for me
I got a lot of things on my mind besides
Yokozuna. I got all the toughest
challengers lined up. They're all stacked
up and they all want a shot at me
and they all want a shot at the World Wrestling Federation
title. But for me
I can only take this thing one
day at a time. One step
at a time and that means going through all
these guys. And Yokozuna
I promised I'd be a fighting champion
and I'm going to be a fighting champion.
And when it comes a little closer, when it gets just
that much closer to WrestleMania
that's when I'm going to start worrying about
you.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest
this week is a man who is proud
of his name. He is also
proud of his heritage
and indeed proud of his country.
He is a true
American. Let's welcome
Hacksaw Jim
Duggan.
Oh yeah, here comes the big guy
with all the glory
flying high.
Does he look proud
or does he look proud?
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
son of a
chief of police
of the Fans
Halls, New York.
You know Raven
I for one can understand
the man being proud
of his country for
I carry the flag
of the United States of America
wherever I go
throughout this world.
But when Mr. Fuji
and Yoko Tami
or Tomi or whatever he calls himself
comes to our country
and talks about
the lazy American
workers
that we have lost our work ethic
that we can
no longer make
good automobiles
good cars
or good stereos
then someone has to do
something about it.
And Hacksaw Jim Duggan
is that man.
What's he gonna do?
Admit that the guy's telling the truth?
That's about all you can do about it.
Do you know that as of yet
no one here in the World Wrestling Federation
has been able to knock Yokozuna
off his feet?
Yes, yes, I'm aware of that.
I'm aware that Big Yokozuma
has not been knocked off his feet.
But right now
I'm gonna challenge him.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
this American
large Japanese man
to bring his Japanese flag
to the ring
to bring his Japanese manager
to the ring
and I will not only knock him off
his feet
but I will stand over him
with the stars and stripes
and wave it proudly
for I will not quit
I will not stop
I will not waver
for as long as there's air
in my lungs
and blood in my heart
I will attack, attack, attack
so help me
God!
I like it!
God bless America!
What a challenge
by Hacksaw Jim
Duggan
carrying old glory!
God!
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
landed all on the line.
I guess the ball is now in
Mr. Fuji's court.
Well, you know, they're very proud gentlemen.
You throw a challenge to them, they're gonna accept it.
You can bet on that.
Well, perhaps before this program is over
we'll have some kind of response
to Hacksaw's challenge.
Oh, listen to the ovation here
for Marty Gennetti.
What a match he had at the Royal Rumble.
One of the greatest matches I ever witnessed.
But you notice there's no sensational Sherry.
I hear a rumor that she's back
with Shawn Michaels begging him
to take her back.
I heard they were seen together just about
a half hour ago. That's my sources.
Why don't you be serious?
Believe me, my dude, I'm not the king of...
Take a look, Braid! Who's that?
That's an imposter. That can't be her.
That's an imposter, huh?
Well, nobody walks like that. I guess that is her.
What a tremendous ovation
for sensational Sherry.
Boy, you know, I used to think
she had some taste, some class.
But to hang around with Marty Gennetti,
you're wasting your time, bimbo.
Shawn Michaels in that matchup
held onto his title
just by the skin of his teeth.
Barely, barely.
But he still is the Intercontinental Champion.
Yes, he is.
I can't believe her.
She's a scorned woman. You see?
She begged Shawn to take her back,
and he dumped her. Please.
So she got the second best she could find.
What a fountain of misinformation you are.
That's what Shawn told me.
Was that before or after
he left the building? During.
Oh.
Marty Gennetti certainly gave him
a run for the money.
And I think Shawn was a little bit
put out, Braid, at Royal Rumble.
Why? Because Sherry chose
to be in the corner of Marty Gennetti?
Absolutely.
She finally saw the light.
Face it, Gennetti's doing what he usually does.
He picks up Shawn Michaels and scraps.
Oh, please.
Well, earlier on,
we had a chance to talk with
sensational Sherry,
and her thoughts are profound.
There's only one man
that came to my aid at the Royal Rumble,
and that's Marty Gennetti.
And wherever you're going to be, Shawn Michaels,
I'll be right there
at Marty's side.
Eat your heart out, Shawn Michaels.
She'll be right there at Marty's side.
Like to make him jealous.
Shawn Michaels doesn't care. He dumped her.
Are you kidding?
Well, he told me.
Do you know how many matches
sensational Sherry was instrumental in winning
for Shawn Michaels?
None. A lot of them. No.
Yes. You can listen to Gennetti.
You can listen to Sherry.
You really enjoy
her change of attitude, don't you?
Well, I think everybody deserves
a second chance, Brian.
It's simple. Marty Gennetti couldn't buy a date,
and Sherry couldn't find one.
They deserve each other. Are you kidding?
You'd like to have this guy's
leftovers.
Leftovers? Me? Yeah, you.
Are you kidding?
I make my own way through life. I don't have to pick up
anybody's scraps. Maybe you could double date
with that other scrounge of yours.
Flex. What's a scrounge?
Yeah, you got it. Narcissus? A scrounge?
He resembles that remark, yeah.
The most finely tuned human being
walking the face of the earth. He's got a great body.
I'll give you that, Brian. Great looks. Great mind.
He's a little short between the ears.
You're jealous. It's coming out.
Not me. Why would I be jealous?
Well, why don't you... Never mind.
Never mind. Youngster now
ramming Gennetti headfirst
into that top turnbuckle.
Oh, look at that.
Don't know, buddy.
See, you can't
let a woman influence your
thinking. Uh-oh, here it comes.
Lights out.
Chop that one up.
Very impressive indeed.
Three,
two, one.
Are they an item or is she just hanging around
to get back at Shawn Michaels?
They're not an item.
Get out of the ring, bimbo.
Marty Gennetti
is an item all by himself.
Well, for weeks we've been talking
about Iko Pro, and right now
we're gonna take you to the good doctor.
The following contest is scheduled for
another tremendous shot of this capacity crowd
here. Weighing
245 pounds. And coming up in just a few moments,
Brain, one of the reasons
why East
has a debut.
And his opponent,
Dory.
Something wrong with this guy.
Boy, oh, boy.
You know, when he first showed up
at the World Wrestling Federation,
I thought he was funny. All the things he does
makes me laugh. But I'll tell you,
there's something about this guy
that just puts goosebumps on my
goosebumps. He's sick, Brain.
He's like you. He is dangerous.
I mean, he changes
personalities just like that.
One minute he's laughing, next minute
he's crying. Next minute
he's laughing, next minute he's making you cry.
It looks like
it reminds me of someone
right out of a snake pit.
Talk about
deranged.
Wow, remember what he did a couple
of weeks ago on WWF
Superstars with that
prosthesis arm that he had
just whacked, crushed,
and put him on a convention.
You had a meeting with Slaughter, Sergeant Slaughter.
Oh, he picked that thing up, you know,
and it was lined with lead.
Weight about 35 pounds.
That's not funny.
No, not at all.
Wow, nice fireman's carry.
You know, that's what makes
him so dangerous. This man is not
just a clown with funny looking hair and a red nose.
He is an accomplished wrestler.
He knows what he's doing in that ring.
Look at that, he's a nice half crab there
as well. But look how the legs
are spread out, how he's got his weight distributed.
He knows what he's doing. This is
an accomplished wrestler. Well,
he better know what he's doing, Braid, because
he has made an enemy
for life in Crush.
Golden Opportunity
was sidetracked by
that man right there as he
put Crush literally right out
of the Royal Rumble and any chance
to get a shot at the title.
Sometimes it's a once in a lifetime
opportunity. Look at this.
He is skillful.
Let's hear what this sick person
has to say.
What do they say? The bigger they are, the harder
they? No. The bigger
they are, the dumber they are. Crush
fell for the oldest one in the book, the
old arm in the sleeve. And he found
out, just like every other wrestler is going to find
out, I'm armed and I'm dangerous.
Yeah.
He's psychotic, Braid.
Dropkick right on the money. I'm telling you, I'm
impressed. You know, he
looks familiar to me. He does.
He really does.
Nice short snap.
Suplex. That's what I just said.
Look at this.
Look at these holes. Look at the holes this man knows.
He's not your average
clown.
Well, he used a crucifix with
a half grab to get the victory.
This guy
undoubtedly brain has some
tremendous, sadistic tendencies.
You're best meant to make friends with him quick.
Not me. I can't put my
finger on it, but I know him.
No, no.
Takes one sick person to know another one.
Take a look.
Look at this wrestling move.
That's not your average clown move. Look at this.
Right on the money.
Watch the personality changer. Look at this.
Look at the eyes. Look at the eyes.
Oh, get the straight jacket out.
Event center coming up.
Here we go. Take it away.
Hacksaw, Jim Duggan, Yokozuma
and myself accept your challenge.
We'll meet right here
next week.
Yes! Yes!
But let me give you a warning, Hacksaw.
No one has ever took my Yokozuma
off his feet.
All the luck.
Oh, fuck off!