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There's science and technology, nature, entertainment, music, art and sport, lift-out project material and free stickers. Do yourself a favour, go and have a look at it. Your turn, matey. Now. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Go ahead, meet your day. This contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time from Fort Worth, Texas, weighing 239 pounds, Don Trigger. And his opponent... CHEERING ..to be escorted towards the ring by his handler, Kim Chi from Uganda, weighing 408 pounds, the Ugandan headhunter, Kamala. This man is awesome. He is a giant. Kamala, the Ugandan headhunter, and the poet laureate of the WWF, Randy Poffo, at this poem. He's from the jungles of Uganda, and Kamala is his name. Now the whippers let him forth upon the scene. All the wrestling world is watching and renewing their subscriptions to National Geographic magazine. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! How about that, Jess? Did you ever read National Geographic magazine? I guess not. Ha! That's not one of my number one on my reading list, McMahon. Oh, you're probably in the comic books. I'll tell you what I would like to see. I'd like to see Kamala make a little Italian soup out of Samardino. Well, Kamala, I think, could make soup of some sort out of most every wrestler. He is huge. Kamala, with triggers, chopping away on Dregger's headbutt. Look at the girth on this man. And he's so agile to be so huge. Kamala with triggers, and thus far it's all Kamala. I would think from a psychological standpoint, when you take a look at that kisser, you have to be frightened to death. Well, I'll tell you what, you know, he's not just another pretty face, this guy. No, that's for sure. I'm not too sure which one I prefer, though. The one when he has on the mask or the one when he takes it off. Oh, look at him. Look at that. Triggers! How about that from Kamala? Whoa, baby, that'll stop him. And oh, to the road! What's gonna happen? Who knows? Forget about it. Kamala! Off the rope again! Off another rope! Off another rope! Come on, stop this man, please. He could do some permanent damage to Dregger's ribs. Well, now, you've got to understand, you know, he's not exactly, probably totally up on the rules. The winner of this bout, the Ugandan headhunter, Kamala! Oh, no. Get him down from there. Get that man down. No, he's not up on the rules, all right. I don't think he wants to be up on him. Kamala, the Ugandan headhunter victorious, as we take you back now to the replay. Look at this. He actually leaped from Dregger's. Now Dregger's catches him with that foot right in the mid-chest. And now, look, he runs back and forth to get that momentum, more and more momentum. And then he throws a big body weight of his, and bam, here comes the big splash. Stand by, everybody. Coming up next, Roddy Roddy Piper versus Mr. Fuji. Sunday night, the 87 return of Highway to Heaven. I'm Jonathan. I knew you would come. I knew it. A dying woman's last wish leads Jonathan and Mark to a dangerous East meets West confrontation. I think you're gonna have to go all the way to the premier of Russia to bring this woman's kid. What are you doing here? Jonathan, you are talking about kidnapping the deputy premier of the Soviet Union. An unexpected twist relieves years of heartbreak. Next in Highway to Heaven, 7.30 Sunday on 10. If you're looking for hardware, Hazel Groves will have it. And Hazel Groves will keep your gardens cool this summer with these great watering specials. Sabco 2-hour timer tap sacrificed to only $19.95. Or the famous Hardy Pope water tractor slashed to only $39.50. And Hardy Pope drip and spray kits, a low $14.95 each. In fact, come into Hazel Groves now and get 10% discount on domestic irrigation pipe sprays and fittings. Diet Pepsi isn't the only diet cola. It does have a competitor. However, Diet Pepsi offers you NutraSweet with a natural taste like sugar. While its competitor is sweetened with saccharin and cyclamate. So if you choose your diet cola just for the taste of it, choose Diet Pepsi with 100% NutraSweet and no saccharin or cyclamate. Some people are more comfortable using an angled toothbrush. Fair enough. Not all mouths are the same. So here is your angled brush with these up and down bristles. And here is the Oral-B angled brush with flat soft bristles. Now, guess which bristles most dentists prefer? Oral-B right angle. From the people who brought you the toothbrush more dentists use. Right. Angled. Picture yourself on a sun lover holiday. Book through the Queensland Government Travel Centre or your travel agent. This contest is scheduled for one fall in the ring from Osaka, Japan. Weighing 254 pounds, the Samurai Warrior, Mr. Fuji. And his opponent from Glasgow, Scotland. Weighing 233 pounds, Rowdy, Rowdy Piper. Piper on his way to the ring. Being assisted by a crutch. By the way, we asked Mr. Fuji earlier, was he concerned about taking on Rowdy, Rowdy Piper. This is what Mr. Fuji had to say. Piper-san, you are hurt, boy-san. You are suffering. I have Horakko and you, boy-san. If anything happens, I have ace in the hole, boy-san. You understand? Sayonara. What did he say? He had ace in the hole? Piper on the crutch. Piper limping about the ring and I'm surprised because I thought Rowdy, Rowdy Piper was at 100% capacity already. Obviously he's not. He may have had a relapse. You never can tell about a knee injury. I'll tell you what, I think it's just an excuse to carry the crutch. Personally, I think Piper needs a foreign object to survive in the ring and all he figures he has to do is hobble around with a supposed knee injury and carry a foreign object in there in the form of that crutch. Well, I don't know about that because the doctors report, wait a minute, what is he doing? He's taking off. The ace bandage rolls and I'm a throw to the crowd. I mean that to me is obvious and his leg is an injury. No, it's not. I think you're right. Piper and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji was counting. However, on the fact that Piper's leg would not be healed up. Oh, my. Piper has never looked better. Mr. Fuji is in trouble. Oh, referee Danny Davis trying to get in Piper's way. Not a smart thing to do. Yeah, and there's no call Piper put his hands on a referee. Why is Mr. Fuji paying dues? Why is he ever sorry that he issued a challenge to Piper? Very sorry. Shot there to the leg area. Piper starts to get the ball. Get down. Piper started off fast, but now Mr. Fuji, the samurai warriors measuring him. Fuji. Going up to the top rope. Mr. Fuji gets set. Leaps in. Fuji paying the dues. Piper covers him. Piper just all over him. Piper hammering away. Danny Davis cannot control this matchup. Wait a minute. There's Morocco. There's Jimmy Hart. Morocco came out. Wait a minute. That's Bob Orton. That's Bob Orton there. Oh, no. Don't tell me. We've got Morocco on one side. Bob Orton on the other. I think Rowdy Roddy Piper's in a bit of trouble. You know, he's got a lot of trouble. I think Rowdy Roddy Piper's in a bit of trouble. You know, he don't have too many rounds. There comes Morocco. He misses. Misses again. Misses again. Ah, but Orton didn't. Oh, come on. Oh, no. Piper does not deserve this. Double team effort. Piper fighting for all his work. But it's not going to work. Piper down to the cameras. You know, and the funny thing is, like I said, Piper don't have no friends anymore. Wait a minute. Look at this. Piper with a cut. Going after Morocco. Going after Orton. Rowdy Roddy Piper has clean house and this capacity pass is going nuts. Well, now we know why he carries the crunch. The referee back in there will get the official decision. Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has disqualified Rowdy Roddy Piper and has awarded the decision to Mr. Fujin. What? Wait a minute. Piper's going to go after the referee now. Piper's going to go after the referee with a crunch. I can't believe that decision. That's the worst decision. Piper disqualified for using the crunch. Give me a break. It's a foreign object, McMahon. What are you going to pretend the crunch wasn't there? No, but you know why he brought a cut picking crunch in? Because of Fuji in Morocco. It's because he's malingering a knee injury. That's what he brings it in for. He has no friends. A lot of people out to get him and he carries the crunch for a weapon. Let's go back to the replay. Let's take another look at it. This is amazing. Here's Piper really at things under control with Fuji. Look who comes in. Not only Morocco but also Bob Horton. This is amazing. That with all this, look at this. There's two men. There's no business in there. And Piper's the one who gets disqualified. If you ask me, that referee should be banned from refereeing. Have another match of Provencal Wrestling. And then from there, look at this, Piper with the crunch. He almost got Morocco in Horton. There's the disqualification right there. Oh, come on. Disqualification about way before this. The second either one of these men interfered with the automatic disqualification. There's your disqualification. Totally justified. It's too bad he didn't connect with those crunches. Yeah, too bad he didn't connect there. And also too bad he didn't connect with Danny Davis, the referee, for issuing that kind of decision. That's ridiculous. Stand by. Schedule up next. Comments from World Wrestling Federation Superstars. Stay with us. Billy Red Lions here once again for the World Wrestling Federation wanting to remind all the sports fans in Australia that the World Wrestling Federation will return to Australia next week. And we'll be seen in the following cities. On February the 7th, we'll be in Melbourne. February the 8th in Launceston. February the 9th in Brisbane. February the 10th in Adelaide. February the 11th in Perth. And February 13th in Sydney. And appearing on all these cards will be the 8th Wonder of the World. A good friend of mine, Andre the French giant Andre. Always good to see you. And I know, you know, time is getting closer, but you always look forward to returning to Australia. This time you'll be going back with your good friend who will also be your partner over there, Tito Santana. That will be his first time on there, but I'll be more than happy to be back in Australia. I love it over there. If that's going to be his first time, what an introduction he'll be getting, right? Oh yeah. I really love it. I know that everywhere Tito Santana appears. He's a great favorite with the fans. I'm sure he'll be a great favorite in Australia just like he is in Japan, Canada, the U.S., all over the world. Oh yeah. He's great. And I want to be there because I want to see that guy start for the first time. He's from Australia. And I was in the gym in New York and a little bit in Canada with him. And I know he's going to be one of the great wrestlers at WWF too. Australia's own. I know who you're talking about now. Outback Jack, right? Right. Outback Jack. Come on in, pal. G'day Billy. How are you, mate? Great. G'day, mate. Looking forward to going back to Australia? Well yeah, absolutely, mate. I've been over here for a while training with Andre and a couple of the Blakes. And I've got the pleasure of debuting back in Australia with my first match with the WWF. The first one I think is in Melbourne. Then Launceston, Adelaide, Perth, and Sydney, and Brisbane. We're going to do all those cities. It's going to be great. And you're really going to be busy being in all these cities. Well, mate, yeah. It gives a Blake half a chance to see all the countries. Coming from Humpty Doo up in the Northern Territory, a Blake doesn't get around much. Is that Humpty Doo? Humpty Doo, yeah. I see. Well, you're going to have to be at your best. And especially, you know, you've got to remember this fellow's going to be watching you. Well, might I have the best catch, have I, haven't I? You better not make a mistake. Oh, no. I might. Should be right. We'll give it a good last. There's no worries about that. Andre, not... It's coming a really good last there. You know, they not only have the biggest man in the world on these great cards... We've got the other ones. That's right. We're going to have midget-tank team. Four midgets. Four midgets will be there. Also, Tom McGee, the gladiator. That's right. Frenchy Martin, Tiger Chung Lee, Salvatore Bellomo, and of course, what do you got? Outback Jack. Right. Outback? No worries, mate. Any particular man that you want to get a hold of here in the World Wrestling Federation? No, I think I'm going to have a few battles with this Tiger Chung Lee fella. Tiger Chung Lee. I'll tell you one thing. He's ready for anyone who want to come in the ring against him. You've really got him primed then? Yes. No worries, mate. Well, I want to wish you two all the best. Until next week, Billy Red Lions for the World Wrestling Federation saying so long for now. Call in and see us over at Whitehead Fine Furniture only at 36 Exmouth Road Landl, also open weekends. Olympic Industries and Rotiformer. Here today. Here tomorrow. The kids have got their own kids now. We came through all those years. Somehow, now we're free. Let's you and me show the world. It's our turn now. It's never too early to plan for retirement. And it's never too early to open a Westpac Club 55 package. Westpac Club 55. Only from Westpac, the bank. It's our turn now. Are you ready to get closer? Getting ready to let blue too. Look, two blades to shave you closer than single blade shavers. Gillette Blue 2 in fixed or swivel head. Yes, I'm ready to get closer. I'm ready to let blue too. Yes, we're ready to step into blue. Really ready to let blue too. Next week, ladies and gentlemen, the superstars are rustling. What a main event that has been signed. We shall see the killer B's, B, Brian Blair, jumping, Jim Brunzel square off against the tag team combination. Yes, Nikolai Volkov, the Iron Sheik, former tag team title holders. What a match up. Plus this man. Yes, the natural, Butch Reed, along with his manager Slick Plus as well as Sika. And we're going to have a look at some bad, bad boys. Jesse, you may even be there. So from ringside, this is Vince McMahon along with rustling's only living legend, Bruno San Martino and Jesse DiBatti. Benjira Singh. So long till next week. There's more wrestling action on Tuesday night at 12 o'clock. Next is our Thursday night late movie operation. Next is our final program for this evening. All American wrestling. Tonight's speedway was brought to you by the Pizza Hut, the home of Pan Pizza. Don't worry about Lucy. Give her a bit of time. She'll come around tomorrow night on Neighbours. He tried to save Basil and he spent a lot of money on that pup for you. Just who is Des's mysterious caller? You shouldn't try to phone me at home. And Scott's first article has the neighbourhood in an uproar. What the hell does your son think he's doing? I don't have a good mind to sue, mate. How could you let him do it? You've humiliated me and you've put Des in a very embarrassing position. Now I'd like you out of my shop now. Neighbours, seven o'clock tomorrow on Channel 10. She could take Fibre Trim. He could take Fibre Trim. She probably wouldn't. She probably would. I don't think she takes Fibre Trim, but I think they do. He probably wouldn't take Fibre Trim, but she probably would. Now I think they'd take Fibre Trim. So what is Fibre Trim? This is Fibre Trim. Natural fibre tablets from grain and citrus. When taken with a calorie-controlled diet and exercise, will help you slim and stay slim. That's Fibre Trim. 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Now honour the D'Aladino's near you. D'Aladino's The America's Cup, the history, the defence. Brought to you by Gillette Blue 2 on Network 10. Race 5, Liberty broke a mask fitting before the start and two crewmen battled to repair it. Then Australia 2, 3-1 down and looking to feed in the face, blew the start. She was early by just one second. Miraculously she came back and led at the first mark. She was never headed from there and took the race by 1 minute 47 seconds. The Cup could still be Australia's. Are you ready to get closer? Getting ready, Gillette Blue 2. Look, two blades to shave you closer than single blade shavers. Gillette Blue 2 in fixed or swivel head. Yes, I'm ready to get closer. I'm ready, Gillette Blue 2. Yes, we're ready to step into the blue. Really ready, Gillette Blue 2. Saturday, an all new series of Magnum. Duck! Rick goes missing and Thomas becomes his own client. Well, they must be somewhere. People just don't disappear. We'll find them. An unlikely partnership with the law. What are you doing? Get these off me. I'm afraid I can't do that, Pilgrim. You're under arrest. Rick's life hangs in the balance with Thomas and a new John Wayne high on the trail next in Magnum, 7.30 Saturday on 10. Damn, I thought you'd never get here. For a strictly limited period, Solomon's Carpets have slashed the cost of underlaying and laying to half price but hurry. Always pay less at Solomon's. A recognized symbol of excellence in sports entertainment. The Jose Luis with a lot going for him while he just ran into that big right hand. And a hammer makes a quick tag to Brutus Beefcake. This week's feature pits Valentine at Beefcake, tag team champions here in the World Wrestling Federation against Jose Luis Rivera and his tag team partner, Ivan McDonald. Hi, everyone. This is Gene O'Cullin here at the World Wrestling Federation Sports Control Center and welcome again to All American Wrestling. By the way, speaking of Greg the Hammer Valentine and Brutus Beefcake, tomorrow night as part of WrestleMania 2, they will be defending against the British Bulldogs, the Dynamite Kid and Davey Boy Smith. We're going to be talking, of course, about that tremendous extravaganza during the course of this hour. In addition, from Madison Square Garden, you're going to be seeing the Haiti Kid square off against Dana Carpenter. There is a special Piper's Pit and a whole lot more when we continue with more exciting right here. Don't go away. If you're looking for hardware, Hazel Groves will have it. And Hazel Groves will keep your gardens cool this summer with these great watering specials. Sabco 2-hour timer tap sacrifice to only $19.95. Or the famous Hardy Pope water tractor, slash, to only $39.50. And Hardy Pope drip and spray kits, a low $14.95 each. In fact, come into Hazel Groves now and get 10% discount on domestic irrigation pipe, sprays and fittings. The America's Cup, the history, the defence, brought to you by Ronson on Network 10. He was known affectionately as Sir Tee, Sir Thomas Lipton. Born in poverty in Glasgow, he became the millionaire head of the famous tea company. To Americans, he was the epitome of a great sportsman, challenging for the cup unsuccessfully five times over 30 years. When Shamrock 5 failed in 1930, the Americans awarded Lipton a special trophy for sportsmanship. Ronson, blow-curl dry roll. Of all the things Ronson does, the most pleasing thing is the way Ronson lasts. To enjoy a crisp, German-style wine, you don't have to visit Germany. Kaiser Stuhl Black Forest, the flavour of Europe, right here in Australia's Barossa. The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. In the ring to my right, first, from Welland, Ontario, Canada, weighing 270 pounds, Chuck Simpson. His partner from Boston, Massachusetts, 272 pounds, Al Navarro. Their opponent, from Mudlick, Kentucky, weighing 286 pounds, Hill Billy Jim. His partner, from Philadelphia, Mississippi, weighing 427 pounds, Uncle Elmer. Ha ha ha, you're sad. Uncle Elmer and Hill, will it jam? They are something else indeed. This tag team, try us in, uh, here's something else. They certainly are. The, uh, the fans, not the Hill Billys. Look at Jimmy, so friendly. He goes around saying hello to everybody. Look at this, he's got one of the, who is that, Hill Billy doll? Now, look, so, Elmer, and Hill Billy. First, that's Courtney. Hill Billy jams in that big battle royal. Elmer's gonna be looking down the kisser of Adrian Adonis. That's a fat jam, I'll tell you. Boy, I'll say it is, I'll tell you. I was talking to Jimmy, he's all excited about this battle royal. He said he's ready. And the champion of battle royal, joined by the legs of Russ Francis from the San Francisco 49ers, Bruno Sammartino, the Heart Foundation, they'll be working as a tag team combination, I would think. Killer Bees probably will be also. Then again, you think about the Dallas Cowboy contingent, they'll probably be working as a tag team combination. They're first in two, Tall Jones and Harvey Martin. Sure. Certainly, the Killer Bees will be. A lot of teaming up. Freilich in there all by himself. I think probably with no friends, the Atlanta Falcons and Bruno Sammartino all by his notes have been there too. Well, it can't be tag team and everything else, but at the end, only one man stands, and that's the winner. I just can't imagine what's gonna happen. All that, we haven't bothered to add up how many pounds of beef. I'd like to know what kind of reinforcement they're putting in that ring to hold all this beef up there. Special construction, no doubt about it. Of course, the biggest beef on the wall is 511 pounds. Standing on a frame of seven feet, four inches, the one and the only Andre the Giant. I think the refrigerator for the first time in his life, he's gonna feel like he's undernourished when he stands next to Andre. Look at this, going for the slab, but no. Hillbilly Jam! Holds his opponent up there and slams him down to the canvas. You know, Billy Jim told this Simpson, he says, no, you've done it all wrong. I'll show you the right way, and he scooped him up and really slammed him. Hillbilly Jam, in control, head butt, doesn't know a whole heck of a lot of scientific knowledge, but you don't have to when you're as big and strong as Hillbilly. Let's take this little celebrity break. Hillbilly tagging, here comes old Uncle Elmer through the ropes. Elmer's gonna have things right where he wants them. Look out, here comes Elmer! He rolls over Adrian Adonis and it is a three count. At least that's what he hopes for this Monday night. Elmer can make short work out of Adrian Adonis. If he gets Adrian in that position, it can squash him like that. It's all over, brother. Sure, you better believe it. Alright, let's get to official decisions. Here are your winners, Uncle Elmer and Hillbilly Jim. Don't go messing with the country boy, well Adrian's gonna mess with one. One big old uncle won. Uncle Elmer and Hillbilly Jim in there with 19 other extraordinary athletes. In that battle royale they both have their work cut out for them. On Tuesday, February the 10th, World Wrestling Federation returns here to the Adelaide area and they'll present a spectacular card right here at the Apollo Center. And you'll be seeing Tom McGee going up against the Gladiator. Salvatore Belova returns and he will face Frenchy Martin. Australia's own Outback Jack makes his first appearance here and he will go up against Tiger Chung Lee. World Tag Team Title Match. The British Bulldogs put their titles on the line against Brutus Beefcake and Greg the Hammer Valentine. Also in tag action, the Magnificent Morocco along with Cowboy Ace Horton take on Tito Santana and the 8th Wonder of the World, Andre the French Giant Tito. I know you're looking forward to this match. Well, that's an understatement, Billy. You know, I've been waiting a long time and the closer I get to this match, the more nervous I get, you know. I've been so excited about coming to Adelaide that I am nervous. Not only for the simple reason that it's going to be my first time here, but for the simple reason that we're going to be going up against two individuals that as far as I'm concerned, they're two of the roughest and two of the nastiest professional wrestlers we have in the World Wrestling Federation. When Andre the Giant came over and asked me, will you be my partner, boss, I didn't hesitate because I knew that Andre needed somebody to give him my helping hand when he needed it. I don't think he's going to need it too much, but I'm going to be there to give you the helping hand, Andre. You know, Morocco and Horton, road book out the window. They do whatever it takes to hurt people. I've seen you two hurt and send people careers to an end more than anybody else, Billy. For that reason, I'm excited about this match. There's no doubt in my mind that there's a possibility that either me or Andre could get hurt in this match, but the way Andre has psyched me up for this match, I don't think we have anything to worry because Morocco and Horton, we're coming and we're looking for a good fight right here in Adelaide, baby. Remember, that's Tuesday, February the 10th at the beautiful Apollo Entertainment Center. We'll see you there. 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See Three Amigos now screening at Academy Cinema City and Glendelg Cinema Centre, also Piccadilly, North Adelaide. This week, Update takes another look at some of the celebrities for WrestleMania 2. The irrepressible Joan Rivers, Olympic boxing coach Lou Duver, the elusive burger man Herb, former world boxing champion Smoking Joe Frazier, TV's diminutive old-fashioned lady Claire Peller, radiant actress Susan St. James, the enigmatic yet resolute G. Gordon Liddy, brilliant young actor Ricky Schroder, chocolate thunder Daryl Dawkins, cotton clubs incomparable Cab Calloway, shapely and beautiful Kathy Lee Crosby, slightly evil but immensely intriguing Elvira, musician and singer extraordinaire Ray Charles, television superstar Robert Conrad, football's all-time great Dick Bartkus, the eerie but explosive rock star Ozzy Osbourne. And now this from our newest celebrity. Hi everybody, I'm Tommy Lasorda. In Los Angeles on April 7th at the Sports Arena, I will be the ring announcer for the great match between Hulk Hogan and King Kong Bundy. Be there, you're gonna really enjoy it. WrestleMania 2 will undoubtedly be professional wrestling's biggest ever extravaganza. For Update, this is Lord Alfred Hayes. ...scheduled for one fall. In the ring to my right, from Stone Mountain, Georgia, weighing 249 pounds, Jake the Snake Roberts, his opponent from Gatsby, Quebec, weighing 221 pounds, Danny Sear. Wow, taking a look, I was taking a good look, Jess, at that ominous green duffel bag over in the corner there that's moving around all by itself. Damien looks a little restless. Well, how would you like to have to sit in that bag all the time? I certainly couldn't take that. Jake the Snake in there with Dennis Sear, going to work immediately, not wasting any time on the youngster. Look at this one-armed power slam. Did he drive him or what? Well, I'll tell you the unique thing about the Snake. He looks like a snake, but you know, you don't always have to have a big, massive body to carry a lot of power, Guerrilla. Look at that, he's trying to force him over towards that bag, Jess. And Sear fighting to keep away from that referee. He's got a break in here. He's got a foot on a rope. Jake the Snake, of course, will see action. Uh-oh, look at these two beauties coming down. Big John Studd and King Kong Bucky. What are you guys doing down here, John? Who's going to win that giant and right here, King Kong Bucky, the next World Heavyweight Champion? I want everybody to get a chance to see your next Heavyweight Champion of the World. You know, I'm not wrestling because I can't find anybody, and the giant Studd can't find anybody, to get an arena. Everybody's afraid, like I said, of the next champion of the world. Come on, Sue, if I wasn't thinking about holding, I might take you in that ring. Please, give me a break. Take a hot bath, you guys. You guys are getting lucky here. You don't have any time at this point in the world. Put the mics down and take a hike. Hey, now, Guerrilla, there you go. You got two challenges. I think it's time for you to come out and retire. Well, those guys got enough to worry about without worrying about a retired Guerrilla. Big John Studd trying to collect all the money in the big Battle Royale in Chicago. And of course, in Los Angeles, in a steel cage, King Kong and Jake the Snake wraps up. Dennis Sear with no trouble whatsoever goes immediately to the back. Here we go to the back. Trying to get it open. Let's go and get the official way. Jake the Snake. Oh, look at the size of that. Howard Fingal didn't want any part of that. He scooted out of that ring immediately. Come on, referee. Don't let him do that. Jake the Snake Roberts with that 20-foot pull-off. Come on. Come on. He'll wrap around and put the lights out for you to hurry, Jess. Oh, man. Thank you. Thank you. Jake the Snake, of course. I'm no snake. That's a pretty one. Well, it doesn't look like one of your bulls for sure. Jake the Snake Roberts, of course, will meet George Wells in WrestleMania 2, another one of the features. I don't know whether that... I think this should be disallowed. I'm gonna check with the World Wrestling Federation Rules Committee. No way, shape, or form. Look at that thing. It's wrapping around his leg right now. Neil Carr. Come on, Jake. Put that snake back in the bag. He's got it. Now, let's go after the car. If we could go back and take a look at just how he did it. That snake is just... seems uncontrollable. There it is right here. He polished him off in a hurry with his special DDT. And out comes the snake. Oh, look at the size of that thing. Like I said, Gorilla, it sure is a pretty one. Just about to take a chunk out of... I don't know whether they bite so much as they just squeeze you and put the lights out for you. I certainly wouldn't want to be in there to have that thing wrapped around me. Jake the Snake Roberts chunking up another victory here in the World Wrestling Federation, as well as a couple of big bohemians came out here and had some choice words for us. Don't go away, wrestling fans. We're going to go to a special interview right now. Believe it or not, here once again, wanting to remind all our sports fans in Australia that the World Wrestling Federation will be returning to Australia next week, starting February the 7th. And what a spectacular card you'll be seeing. One of the big matches on this card, Tag Action, the magnificent Morocco, along with his partner, Cowboy A. Sorton, will be facing the eighth wonder of the world, Andre the French Giant, and his partner for this one, Tito Santana, a magnificent Moroccan. Oh, sure, in a country that idolizes crocodile lovers and crocodile chasers. Sure, you can look up to a giant and admire a giant that's 8'7", 525 pounds, has 87 teeth, and breath as bad as you can imagine. Sure, you can look up to an immigrant, because all you people really understand what immigrants are about. But then, when you look across the sea, when you look to America, when you look to bloodlines that run like thoroughbreds, when you look to men of class, men of breeding, men of style, you are talking about Maddie Niff's Morocco. You are talking about Cowboy Ace Orton. You are not talking about no ugly giant. You're not talking about no silly Puerto Rican. See, in a land where people are used to being prisoners, are used to being held down, are used to not speaking out, Bob Orton, Maddie Niff's Morocco, go all over the world saying what we want to say, doing what we want to do. And if you happen to be a giant, if you happen to be a DP, it doesn't matter to us, because we're so darn good, we're so darn classy, that when you come and see us, you can have a giant, you can have a Puerto Rican, but you can only have two things that really shine. Two gems shining in the rough, because surrounded by all the trash, we glow. Thursday night, the 1987 return of the award-winning Australian drama, Prisoner. Get out of my way, Lance, or I'll kill you too. Then you're going to have to. Give me that knife, Rita. Kath's appeal nears and the pressure mounts. She was dying, Laurie, and it was up to me to make it easy for her. I must plead insanity, otherwise the manslaughter case goes out the window. No! And the work release scheme takes off for better or for worse. Prisoner returning 8.30 Thursday on 10. He's one of music superstars. She's one of the most dazzling entertainers in the world. Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton, together in the concert event of the decade. Kenny Rogers, God bless you! Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton on stage for over two hours on Friday, February 13th, for one concert only. Bookings are open now. Don't miss the magic. Steak. Seafood. Salad. Sizzler. When you don't want fast food and you don't have a lot of time or money, come to a licensed Sizzler restaurant and enjoy great steaks. You can eat all the best seafood with your choice of drinks and a fantastic all-you-can-eat fresh fruit and salad bar. So for the very best in steak, seafood, salad, come for lunch or dinner to the Sizzler restaurant at Parkside. Oh, I've been up to Cunningham's super stock clearance. Be early only while stocks last. 35 10-inch skateboards, great motives and designs, $35. Yes, $35. Gattie Bears to clear at only $59.99. Hunter Hart Bears, a bargain at $29.99. Country Bears, super price, $15.99. Talkback Animals, out they go, $25.99. Akai VHS 3R videotapes, last chance at $7.99. Remember, buy a bargain at Cunningham's Warehouse Sales. Hybrid, Black Frost, Prosperity. Alright, here's like this. King Kong Bundy here. Tomorrow night, as part of WrestleMania 2, we'll be challenging the heavyweight champion of the world, Hulk Hogan. For that coveted title. And of course it's going to be taking place at a 15-foot high steel cage. The Los Angeles Sports Arena. Introductions to be done by the Los Angeles Dodgers mentor. My very dear close personal longtime friend, Tommy Lasorda. Special guest referee, Hollywood tough guy. Robert Conrad. Very dangerous match. Two very dangerous men. You recall of course what has happened in the past between Bundy and Hulk Hogan. Doctors have said Hulk Hogan may physically not be ready for this one. Should take more time. We'll find out tomorrow night. WrestleMania is what the world certainly is coming to. Right now let's go up to the ring. Madison Square Garden, Gimbala Monsoon, Jesse Ventura at ringside for a singles bout. You and Haiti I think got a future. You got a future. I felt sorry for the little guy being manhandled by those two desperados. Took advantage of a little 98 pound midget. I don't know. He felt like a little bit more sitting on my knee though. Like he weighed maybe 101. He really was talking though. You weren't throwing your voice. No, definitely not. That's what he ended up with. That haircut right there at the hands of Roddy Roddy Piper. Looks pretty good. Piper can be a barber when he decides to retire. Looks like a miniature Mr. T. Nice drop down. Over the top goes Haiti. He's quick. Oh, drop kick. Catches Carpenter. I say Carpenter's, oh no, he's pretty big. Nice fireman's carry takeover. Looks like to be about maybe a 125 pounds. Well, WrestleMania 2. What the world's waiting for. And it's coming very shortly. Monday, April 7th. What is this? Is that part of the referee's job Jeff? To do that? I'm not sure. Look at that. Let us stay out of the way of these little guys. I'll run right over you. That's right. And back again. Full Nelson. I don't think he can complete it. He doesn't have the land. He wants it broken. Now he's going to get it broken. But he's going to have to get it broken. He's going to have to get it broken. The referee fighting for the wrestler. It's one to one now. Get Carpenter out of the ring and let the Haiti kid go to work on the referee. Oh, nice leverage arm drag takeover. Madison Square Garden buzzing after the announcement of WrestleMania 2. That's a long way down for Haiti. That's like you or I being suplexed by Andre. Carpenter not happy with the count. WrestleMania 2 coming out of their locations. I saw a Coliseum here in New York. Rosemont Horizon out of Chicago and the Los Angeles Sports Arena. And it will be closed circuited. And also can be seen on pay per view. All over the entire United States and in 24 countries. It will be a happening. Swing shot. Wow. Right into the referee. Referee's going outside the ring. He goes. That's a place for him right out there. How may we get on with this match? He's blaming Haiti. He's not much bigger than the midgets anyway. Referees taking some abuse in this match. Gorilla. Look at the he's standing right next to Carpenter now. He's not much bigger than Carpenter. He's a midget ref for midget matches. Carpenter in for the ride now. Wow. Couple karate shot by the Haiti kid. He knows how to throw headbutt. That's his favorite right there. And he rams him into that second turnbuckle. Didn't bother Haiti a bit. Give me another one he said. Drop the big one on Carpenter. He's going to help the Haiti kid one way or another. Carpenter's been watching you. Classics from prime time wrestling. You've got to find some old classics of yours. I'm not old enough to have a classic. Oh look at that. Carpenter just whacked the referee and pointed at Haiti. He said he did it. Front face lock now by Carpenter. So blame it on Haiti. He doesn't have a clue as to what's going on. He's got to find a way to get him to the ground. Look out. Haiti just waiting patiently for all this extracurricular activity to come to a halt. So he can go to work once again on Carpenter. Throws him in for the ride. Scoops him up. Airplane spin perhaps. Yes. Going around and around. One of his favorites. Drop kick in the back. Takes a header. Oh look at the nice little back trip. Hooks the legs. It's over. The winner of this bout, the Haiti Kid. The drama unfolds this Monday night as part of WrestleMania 2. In that gigantic battle royal, 20 of the best professional athletes in the world from football. The Super Bowl champion Chicago Bears, the refrigerator William Perry and Jimbo Covert. From the Atlanta Falcons, Bill Freilich, big man, rough tough man. From the Dallas Cowboys, Harvey Martin and Too Tall Jones. From the 49ers, great wrestler in his own right, Russ Francis. We heard from these men at the 11th hour concerning the upcoming battle royal. Are you worried that you might not be able to continue your professional football or wrestling career? I'm not playing football anymore and a guy's gotta do something to stay in shape so this seems like a pretty good deal here. You know, why not? This is not a fat world so you might as well stay in shape and it's a good deal. These boys wrestle pretty tough. This is gonna be fun. No, I'm not worried about that. I don't think any of us are worried about that. We can handle our own with anybody, whether it be a football player, wrestler, boxer or anybody. We can handle with anybody. Once again let me tell you Andre will always continue and extend his wrestling career. He's so big and so good and so proud and so tough. Andre cannot be beat. The man is the king of battle royals. May I again say Andre, the king of battle royals, undefeated. What makes you think you're going to win the battle royal? I would like to think that my chances of winning the battle royal are pretty good. Number one, because my oldest brother has wrestled for many years, Bill. My father has wrestled for many years and promoted me in the islands of Hawaii. My father wrestled such greats as Luthez and the famous wrestler from New York City, Bruno Sarantino, who I understand will be making a comeback. Former world champion Bruno will be in the ring with Andre the Giant, who's about 7'4 and over 500 pounds. Big John Studd who's 6'8 and over 360 pounds. It's gonna be a lot of big guys, but I come from a background of wrestling so I think I've got a pretty good chance. Well, I think that I have a good chance as anybody. I think I'm as good an athlete as anybody out there. I played football before. I've been a professional wrestler for four years. I think I have as good a chance as anybody out there to win this battle royal. Because I'm in it. Well, the reason I believe I'm going to win the battle royal is because I've been training. My good friend Hulk Hogan has showed me a lot of things. He's not going to be in it, but I'm going to be there representing him and myself. And I think I've got a wonderful chance and I just can't wait for it to happen. Are you worried about someone landing on you? Worried? Worried? The Anvil worried? If there's one thing that all these trumps in the United States don't know, you cannot hurt on Anvil. There's always a possibility that somebody might be landing on you. Only your two eyes are straight ahead, but Brian and I will be in there as a team. A lot of people will be watching all the big men and hopefully we'll be able to watch one another's back and surprise a lot of people. Well, maybe after one of the matches I'll be out there watching maybe one of the guys will get thrown out. But as far as the battle royal is concerned, I would tell the people in the first few rows to bear in mind that I'm in there and they better watch out for a few guys falling out. What would it mean to you if you win the battle royal? What would it mean to win? I'll tell you what we'd do. Me and Jimmy and the Anvil would buy a big, huge house and train in it with a big swimming pool. We'd swim, we'd have girls, we'd have everything. We'd have all the things we want. That's what we do with all the money. Well, of course, winning the big prize of $100,000 is always important. That's, you know, we're professional. We like to make our money. But it's a very prestigious thing. This is seen worldwide and it's a very prestigious thing to win the biggest battle here. Fans, we are running out of time when it comes to talk or idol rhetoric, as it were. For coming up this Monday night, 20 minutes of Battle Royal as part of WrestleMania 2. Don't miss it. The greatest sports entertainment spectaculair of all time. It's WrestleMania 2 presented via giant color-cloth circuit. Monday night, April 7, the steel cage match. King Kong Monday versus champion Hulk Hogan. 10 rounds of boxing. Fitz Mr. T against Rowdy Roddy Piper. Participants in the 20-man over-the-top battle royal include the refrigerator, William Perry, Andre the Giant, Two Tall Jones, Big John Stud, Russ Francis, Bruno San Martino and more. Guests bringing out for Joan Rivers, Tommy Nassor, a guest timekeeper, Herb Brickish-Roder, Claire Feller, a guest bufferese, Dick Bacchus, Robert Conrad, a guest boxing legend, Gerald Balkins, G. Gordon, Lady Cap Calloway, a guest compensator, Susan St. James, Al Beira, Kevin A. Crosby, a guest corner man, Ozzy Osbourne. Other great matches include Orndorf, Morocco, El Moradadas, Bulldogs, Valentine, Beefcake, Steel Savage, Snake Wells, Mulla McIntyre, Kushner Volkoff, Tito Winodogo against the Funk Brothers, Steamboat Hernandez, guest vocalist, The Great Reed Charles. Sunday night, in an acclaimed performance, Diana Ross is the legendary Billie Holiday. And a new star is born. Ladies Sings the Blues, part of the NEC Summer Movie Festival, 8.30 Sunday on Channel 10. 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I've got to be a lover. Making all the moving you somehow. I've got to be a lover, baby. I don't need a lover. Billie Idol's Whiplash Smile, at your nearest record store now. Not since E.T. and the never-ending story has a movie so captured the hearts and minds of Australia's moviegoers. They are sharing in the magical adventures a silent young boy, a loving girl, and an amazing secret. Maybe if you wish hard enough and love long enough, anything's possible. The Boy Who Could Fly, a fantastic film experience. Share the enjoyment of The Boy Who Could Fly with someone you love, now showing at Academy Glenelg and Chelsea Cinemas. I can hardly wait for tomorrow night, Bray Charles kicking off the opening of WrestleMania from the Nassau County Coliseum on a Union Day along Island with America the Beautiful. And of course, the big main event from Nassau as part of WrestleMania 2 tomorrow night. Ten rounds of fisticuffs. Rowdy Roddy Piper with Lou Duvin. His corner goes against none other.