Out of darts, aren't you, Vern?
Do I look like I have stupid written all over my face?
They say prehistoric man invented the wheel.
The Egyptians used it to build monuments,
the Greeks to move armies,
and the Romans to get the emperor off their backs.
You would think we would have learned how to save our backs in 10,000 years.
No luck. We're still a carry-all society.
To save your back and your health, put wheels under that load.
A public service message from the American Chiropractic Association.
Our topic today is how to stuff a mouse into a beer bottle
without breaking its bones.
So that they'll look at it and give you a case
and not think you hold them by deliberately stuffing one in.
SATV, weeknights at 11.30, here on TV 35.
You can't say something nice. Don't say anything.
Oh, come on. We see you know me.
Right. Don't say anything.
The Jeffersons, weeknights at 6, here on TV 35.
Hello, this is Sharla.
Hearing Mozart's mango day after day can be a bit trying on the nerves.
So I do what I can to keep from being irritable.
That's why Sanka is really the only coffee for me.
It's good coffee.
But best of all, Sanka doesn't have a lot of caffeine
that could make me lose my patience.
Because who knows, one of my students may turn out to be the one
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I love these games. One more right answer and I win.
What hit comedy series about an artist and his family
is starting its fifth big season.
I know that. What is it? What is it? What is it?
He's got two daughters. Beautiful daughters.
And a beautiful wife and a beautiful two-year-old son.
And a great guy who lives with them.
Oh, how all right he's a warm, loving, clever, funny man.
Of course.
Two of the Comforts. Brand new season.
Too close for comfort, weeknights at 7 on TV 35.
If living alone worries you, the new Carrier Alert program can be your friend.
Carrier Alert offers you assurance that someone cares and will call for help if you need it.
This service has been developed especially for older and homebound residents
in Orange, Seminole, and Osceola counties.
Carrier Alert is sponsored by the Postal Service, Letter Carrier Association,
and your local aging programs.
For more information you may call Orange County at 894-1441,
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On the next Benson, Clayton tries to fix Benson up.
Great personality.
First blind date I had had a great personality.
And the face of a goalie.
And Marcy gets her lines crossed.
Now, sweetheart, I know how you feel, but please try to be a good boy.
And I promise when I get home I'll rub you all over with baby lotion.
I'll put you right through, Mr. Vice President.
Benson, Monday night at 730 on TV 35.
And now back to Charlie's Angels.
We'll continue after this.
Get what you want.
If you want the best deal of the year on an 84, get what you want now at your Dodge dealer.
It's time for his once a year final closeout sale.
You can save hundreds and hundreds of dollars on a brand new Dodge.
He's all stocked up with new cars and trucks, and he's got to close them out now.
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Come in and see for yourself. You'll save hundreds of dollars if you hurry.
This one you don't want to miss, your Dodge dealer's final closeout on 84s.
Get what you want in a Dodge now.
K92FM, continuous country favorites.
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Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble.
When you're perfect in every way.
A mountain of country favorites on K92FM.
Oh, play me some mountain music.
Continuous country favorites at Ron Bison every morning only on K92FM.
Martha, how many timeshare resorts in our CI?
Over 900 resorts in 36 countries.
And Vacation Villas owners can exchange to all those resorts?
Yes, and Vacation Villas sells Red Time for $19.95, White for $15.95, and Blue for $9.95.
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Wow.
So call 800-432-7580. Buy Red Time for $19.95 or Blue for $9.95.
Hello, I'm George Wilson. Join me Friday night, October 5th, for our next TD35 Special Report.
Florida's health care system is experiencing its most radical changes in the last 20 years.
New government cost control programs and the rise of health maintenance organizations
could leave Florida hospitals with thousands of empty beds and laid-off hospital workers.
What are the problems, and what can be done to solve them?
Join us for Florida's health care, changes and challenges for the 80s.
And now, back to Charlie's Angels.
Charlie's Angels will continue after this.
Where would you be with your career in business if you could walk into a fully staffed and equipped executive office
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A red hot message from Burger King.
Burger King puts a burger over a flame.
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It tastes so good, it'll make you satisfied.
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You get that bit of juicy taste that never abides.
It tastes so good, it'll use that as a good inspiration.
Green balls of fire, aren't you hungry for Burger King now?
Many thousands of people from coast to coast are familiar with the name Answer Right.
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The time and money made with this two-way car phone will amaze you.
And best of all, we can install it immediately.
Welcome to Mel's Diner.
Last chance for gas, water, and tow money.
And for great comedy.
Whoa!
Yee-haw!
Comedy served funny side up on Alice.
Alice, weeknights at 6.30 here on TV 35.
Charlie's Angels will continue after this.
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I needed something that was built tough and I got what I wanted in a Dodge.
Pick up the deal of the year on an 84-banner truck now at your Dodge dealer.
It's time for his big final closeout sale.
Save hundreds of dollars on a Ram Tough Dodge.
He's got America's lowest price full-size pickup, Ram Tough vans, four-wheel drives, some with factory rebates up to $500.
He's making deals like never before.
You'll save hundreds of dollars if you hurry.
Don't miss it. Your Dodge dealer's final closeout sale.
Get what you want in a Dodge now.
And now back to Charlie's Angels.
Charlie's Angels will continue after this.
Hey, Vern, hurry up.
You don't want to miss any of the fun shows on TV 35 like the Dukes of Hazzard and the Jeffersons and Benson and great movies.
TV 35 earned a lean, keen entertainment machine.
Know what I mean?
Out of darts earned a
Do I look like I have stupid written all over my face?
Just get in.
Let's talk about it.
I've got to go home.
Oh, come on, Carrie.
We're going to a new place.
But she wants to go home, right?
Let's go.
Whoa.
You okay to drive?
Damn, Vern.
You sure?
Relax.
What's a few beers?
If you don't stop your friend from drinking and driving, you're as good as dead.
Drinking and driving can kill a friendship.
Look out.
Here come the Dukes of Hazzard.
It's high flying action with the Dukes of Hazzard in TV 35.
Join all the fun and down home hospitality with Cousin Daisy and the Dukes.
Good news.
I guess there's two weeks, and then I become the late J.D. Hogg.
Are you kidding?
We drink some health.
The Dukes of Hazzard are riding high weekdays at 5 on TV 35.
Yahoo!
It looked like just another day of crime prevention when all of a sudden...
The ad said I'd lose 50 pounds overnight.
Right away I knew it was mail fraud.
Mr. McGrath, I'm so embarrassed.
Look, lady, most of the time when you shop by mail, you get exactly what you were promised.
But if you suspect mail fraud...
Oh, I do.
Call your postal inspector or local postmaster.
Help take a bite out of crime.
Stop mail fraud.