We'll be right back. First, I'm going to find a hot cappuccino.
Every little girl loves little trolls. But what do guys wish for?
Battle trolls around and control!
Battle trolls! Big-haired dudes with bad attitudes!
Born to battle!
Even other battle trolls!
Troll call!
Troll-minator!
Count Trollula!
Nunchuck Troll!
Bullseye Troll in the Trollnet Launcher!
Men Troll in his Trollasaurus!
Troll Troll around and control!
Trolls in Trollsets eat Trolls separately!
Okay, great reasons for scarfing Catholic Crunch cereal.
Our favorite celebrity spokesperson is on the red box.
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You can find fortune among gold, like in Disney's new movie Aladdin.
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Roseanne is real.
It tells the truth like no other show on TV, says Jeff Jarvis of TV Guide.
It's the show that captured your heart and made you laugh until you cried.
Roseanne hits home.
James Walcott, The New Yorker.
And now you can enjoy America's favorite comedy twice a day.
Twice as serious, twice as hilarious.
But most of all, twice as real.
Roseanne, twice a day.
Weeknight starting at 6 on Fox 5.
They're here.
Olympic superstars as you've never seen them before.
Kathy Turner, all action.
Christopher Bowman, unleashed excitement.
And the beautiful artistry of Dorothy Hamill.
Together now in a spectacular limited engagement.
Affordable family entertainment.
Ice Capades, presented by Legs Cheer Energy.
Don't miss it.
Opens at Madison Square Garden, January 21st.
Metal Lads Arena, January 28th.
And Nassau Coliseum, February 3rd.
Charge tickets through Ticketmaster.
They didn't need to roll out the red carpet.
We're just going back to the show.
We'll be back after this.
Yikes, yowza, and sheesh.
Ah, good morning.
As we speak, my dad is preparing a scrumptious Eggo waffle.
The time has arrived for the Eggo stealth suit.
Using state-of-the-art technology,
I can move through the house undetected
to make sure that warm, crisp Eggo waffle is mine.
Hi, Dad.
Richard?
Hey, Leggo, my Eggo.
Success!
Eggo waffles from Kellogg's.
Part of this nutritious breakfast.
Richard?
Oops.
Guess I blew my cover.
Batman!
Batman.
Batman!
Find out what everyone's talking about.
Watch Batman, the animated series, weekday afternoons on Fox.
Ronald McDonald is rolling for burgers.
We still have a chance, Bertie.
Go for it.
Stand back, boys.
It looks like a sprite.
You're out.
Okay, Grimace, throw a spare.
I think you've got it.
Think again.
You're our last hope, Ronald.
Watch this.
Boo!
Whoa!
We believe in magic.
Good game, you guys.
Best.
We always fall for that one.
Kraft macaroni and cheese.
It's universally known.
Something happens when Kraft cheese meets macaroni.
Because when the cheese starts growing, Kraft gets your neural going.
It's a beat made xylophone.
Or a spiraling cyclone.
They're great at any time zone.
Even when you're fully grown.
It's Kraft cheese and macaroni.
Because when the cheese starts flowing,
Kraft gets your neural going.
You voted their television premiere.
Your favorite Fox Kids show.
Now, those mighty mutants are back in one incredible hour.
Surrender, mutant.
Of course not.
This one's for you.
Watch the Fury premiere of X-Men next Saturday morning on Fox.
I'd say those commercials were fair enough.
Back to the show.
Kids, the X-Men are now on Fox.
And we're celebrating with the X-Men video extravaganza.
It's your chance to win the hot X-Men home video.
From Phillips TV and VCR and great X-Men stuff.
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Plus, 1,000 lucky others win X-Men home videos.
Join this action figures at Marvel Comics.
To enter, mail a postcard with the name of your favorite X-Men character.
Your name, address, and phone number too.
X-Men on Fox, Box 1129, Hollywood, California, 90078.
Entries must be received by January 20th.
What are you waiting for?
Pet Land is coming.
On Pet Land we care.
I'm Neil Patrick, President.
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You'll have crystal clear aquarium water and healthier tropical fish
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It's easy to maintain any size aquarium with Whisper's Quick Change Cartridge.
Ask for Whisper at...
Pet Land is coming.
On Pet Land we care.
Now, over 70 convenience stores all open every day.
The Simpsons and the Golden Girls.
Only on Fox 5.
Let's go racing.
It's Super Mario Kart Funny Car Madness.
Only on Super NES.
Turn the track into a giant mud pit.
Or burn rubber on ice, water, asphalt.
Then rips it up for the big boys.
C-Power's on his big butt-dropping truck.
Yoshi's go-kart really goes.
Mushroom's banana peel's turtle shell.
Dino might.
Check your rear view and make a mean test.
Or go into battle mode and ruin his day.
Two-speed.
Fast and way too fast.
It's two-player fun on the split screen.
Only for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
Now you're playing with our super power.
What girl's gonna go for me with a body like this?
Hang in there, Tom.
I'm you two years from now.
Because you're drinking milk and working out.
Well, I'm not changing so far.
But milk's at work inside you.
Oh, yeah?
And tomorrow the difference can show.
All that protein for muscle and calcium for bones.
But I'm still a skinny bench warmer.
Hey, if the sight of yourself at 18 doesn't convince you, Tom,
listen to your senior year girlfriend.
Hi, Tom.
I'm waiting.
Milk, it does a body good.
The luck of the Irish is running out
before a little town in South Dakota.
Oh, my God!
My hand!
Hey, get off my hand!
You gotta stop the bleeding.
I can't see the cabinets.
We're, like, really scared.
Leprechaun.
Rigidar.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
Dial a mattress.
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the easiest way to buy a brand-new mattress without leaving home,
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and leave off the last S for savings.
If you think the Fox Sunday Night lineup begins with in-living color,
think again, starting at 7.
Entertainment Weekly calls it one of the year's top 10 shows.
Who are you?
I'm your worst nightmare.
Catch an all-new adventure on Batman the Series.
Then, at 7.30, the most embarrassing thing about the Moody family is Dad.
I am no longer Dad.
I am Captain Fun.
An all-new shaky ground.
Sunday, beginning at 7 on Fox 5.
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The Sega Genesis has blast processing.
Super Nintendo doesn't.
So what's blast processing do?
And, uh, what if you don't have blast processing?
Sega!
If you're looking for rates as low as this
and quick approval on a home equity credit line account,
listen to Bud Bash.
The Sega Genesis.
Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Carolina Crusher, Snakebite, Six Incredible Monsters, Robo-Wars, Florian vs. the Alien,
and more as the Tri-State GMC Truck Dinners present the U.S. Hot Rod, will show spectacular.
And while most people are talking about the economy, we're doing something about it.
Friday and Saturday afternoon all kids are five dollars off.
That's right, five dollars off.
January 8th and 9th.
Madison Square Garden.
I don't see it.
It's there.
A zit.
It's like 32 feet below the surface.
Well, don't touch it.
I touch it.
It's connected to every major nerve in my body.
So, oxycute it.
Does that stuff work?
Get the pads, of course they work.
They do what?
Break up the oil, man.
Zits breathe in there.
It's powerful stuff.
Oxycute them.
With the oxy pads.
There you go.
It never surfaced.
Ah, you nailed it.
He was an underachiever.
Saturday morning, Mr. Wendell LaCrantz begins a search for a used car.
Hi, about the car.
What's old?
Oh, a Kiffin.
It's an 87?
Oh, it's a 47.
Oh, a Kiffin.
No, it's not a car.
Okay, fine.
Sunday evening, Wendell ended his search.
Don't waste your time.
Hello, car search.
Just call 1-800-CAR-SEARCH and in five minutes they'll mail or fax you a free custom list
that'll let you find the right used car or truck.
1-800-CAR-SEARCH.
If it's not on our list, it's probably not for sale.
Oh, a Kiffin.
Most people treat alcoholism as a non-disease.
And I treat alcoholism as if someone was just hit by a truck.
There's no discussion now.
You had someone hit by a truck.
They're laying in the middle of the street.
You pick them up.
You take them to a hospital.
Somebody has alcoholism.
You take them to an alcohol rehabilitation center.
You don't wait.
You don't discuss this.
You don't negotiate.
When you're sick, you go to someplace where you can get well.
Call Seafield today.
We can help.
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It takes an integrated approach to training, and that is what ICO Pro is all about.
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Dig it.
Chips.
Got to have beef.
Got to have spice.
Need a little excitement.
Snap into a Slim Jim.
Oh, yeah.
Where do we start?
How about his name?
That's his face.
If that's his face, what's this?
Okay, this guy's going for it.
Wait a second.
What's he thinking anyway?
Back it up.
No answer here.
Want more than scores and a few clips?
Try SportsXtra.
Interviews, features, what the other guys say.
We get in the field.
You get in their face.
Look, you love sports.
Get more out of it.
SportsXtra, Sunday nights, 1130, Fox 5.
Eddie Murphy's back.
And the critics are going wild.
Thank you.
This is the Eddie Murphy of trading places in 48 hours.
A zany irreverent laugh-a-thon 10.
Chew him up.
The distinguished gentleman, the funniest Eddie Murphy yet,
rated R, now playing.
Elizabeth Machado said, goodbye acne.
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Good day, New York, and in living color, only on Box 5.
This is the family car with no price increase from 1993.
Chevy Lumina, now just $219 a month for 48 months
with only $925 down, with a GMAC smart lease.
Real room for six, just $219 a month for 48 months and $925 down.
A V6 engine, just $219 a month for 48 months and $925 down.
Air conditioning and automatic transmission,
all just $219 a month for 48 months and $925 down.
No price increase and only $219 a month.
What else would you expect from your local Chevy GEO dealer?
Monster trucks.
Cycle wars.
A dynamite lady.
Grand wars.
Firefalls.
Florian versus the alien.
And robo wars.
As the tri-state GMC truck dealers present...
The U.S. Hot Rod.
Thrill show spectacular.
Give your tickets now.
January 8th and two shows, January 9th.
Madison Square Carton.
The U.S. Hot Rod.
Thrill show spectacular.
It's your ticket to motorsports history.
Don't miss it.
Make Nobody Beats the Wiz your choice for the widest selection of the hottest music
and the coolest movies at incredibly low prices.
On Gevin Records, use your illusion the videos volume one and two by Guns N' Roses.
And on MCA Records, Patty Smythe.
Just $7.98 cassette, $11.98 CD.
More music, more movies for less money every day.
Nobody Beats the Wiz.
Legend has it that leprechauns live at the end of the rainbow.
They bring good luck and they never hurt anyone.
Unless someone steals their gold.
Leprechaun.
I need me gold.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
Entertainment Weekly calls it one of the year's top 10 shows.
Who are you?
I'm your worst nightmare.
Sunday at 7 on Fox 5.
At Room Plus, you can be square or you can just round the corner.
At the Room Plus, just round the corner sale.
Room Plus has more ways to round the corner than ever before with exciting new pieces.
Entire new collections.
And right now, we'll give you incredible savings off everything with a round edge.
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Don't miss the just round the corner sale.
At Room Plus, just round the corner.
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Cobra's back at this time.
It's personal.
Who can stop them?
G.I. Joe!
The action's bigger than ever.
G.I. Joe!
The number one arcade shooter of all time.
Explode onto Genesis and Game Boy in T2, the arcade game.
Blast endoskeletons and defeat the T1000 in T2, the arcade game.
Enter the world of rock and roll groupies.
Axel, I love you.
On the edge.
Ow! What happened?
I just got an idea and it hurt.
Tonight at 9.30.
Walt Disney Pictures presents the most critically acclaimed movie of the year, Aladdin.
It's astonishing, extraordinary, and an instant classic.
It's four stars and, to say the magic words, two thumbs up for Aladdin.
Rated G. Now playing at a theater near you.
Now hold up.
You trying to tell me that Smokey Louise gonna mess with my coordination?
Get off it.
Day 19.
I am concerned about the crew.
After all, Echo the Dolphin is not just a game, it is an adventure.
The graphics are so real.
They don't want to go into the sea anymore.
27 levels of danger, mystery, and beauty all through the eyes of a dolphin.
Simply brilliant.
Thank goodness, my trusty skipper Pierre has no interest in this new game.
Roseanne and Melrose Place.
Only on Box 5.
There's no single gum like it.
The luck of the Irish is being shipped to a little town in South Dakota whose luck may have just run out.
My hair! He got my hair!
Hello?
It's out of the crate.
Break it up.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
It isn't the night or even the fog that gets you.
It's when the team leader puts you in charge for the first time.
And you decide to drop right inside Appetine's backyard.
That's when you find out how good you really are.
Who wants Trident?
I do!
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Want a whole new reason to chew it?
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Well, the news is, Trident actually helps fight cavities when you chew it after meals.
Who knew?
So when you can't brush, chew.
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Good for your teeth, great taste too.
Trident. When you can't brush, chew.
I do!
Cats. The number one family musical in America.
Cats.
The world's most thrilling theatrical event.
Cats.
The magic, the mystery, the memory will live forever.
Cats.
The seven-time Tony Award winner.
The once-in-a-lifetime experience.
The most exciting family musical in the word.
Cats at the Wintergarden Theater.
Call telecharts 212-239-6200.
Lifesaver standard. Isn't life delicious?
Did you know that if you bite into a wintergreen lifesaver in the dark, it makes a spark?
Really?
Lifesaver's candy. Isn't life delicious?
When spills are at their worst, bounty's at its best.
It's the quicker, thicker picker-upper.
Bounty is quicker and thicker than any other national two-ply paper towel.
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Bounty.
How many times have you depended on NyQuil to get you through all those colds, all those nights?
Now, the makers of NyQuil present the most complete, non-drowsy cold medicine you can get.
Introducing NyQuil Liquid Caps, the amazing liquid-filled capsules that have concentrated medicine
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Introducing Vicks NyQuil Liquid Caps.
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I'm amazed.
From Walt Disney Pictures, don't miss the best-reviewed movie of the year, Aladdin.
It's magnificent, an absolute knockout, and Time Magazine says you have to see it twice.
Yes!
Aladdin, rated G, now playing at a theater near you.
Ortega.
Chunky is now chunkier.
Thick just got thicker.
Ortega.
Some like it hot, others might not.
Ortega's new, thicker, chunkier salsa.
Mix to the max.
What are you doing?
Pouring on A1.
Before?
Don't you do that after?
Yeah, but today I'm doing it before instead of after.
It looks different doing it before.
Think it'll taste different after?
Because before, you did it after.
Try it.
Whoa, before you eat it all.
Oh, after you.
A1, it's how steak is done.
No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red.
Stay close a little longer, hug a little longer, stay close a little longer, longer with Big Red.
That's Big Red freshness, that's right through it, your fresh breath goes on and on.
While you chew it, say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer.
Give your breath more elastic freshness with Big Red.
Eddie Murphy's back in the comedy hit of the season.
It's the funniest Eddie Murphy yet.
This is true.
A landslide and lapse.
Don't miss Eddie Murphy, the distinguished gentleman.
Rated R, now playing at a theater near you.
Today's Boys and Girls Club is a lot more than a gym.
It's the positive place for kids.
But the club that gets results needs your help.
Call 1-800-854-CLUB.
Best part of the day, you put all your cares away.
Get ready for a smile on your face.
It's just the right time and just the right place.
The music you love, the movies you share, the things that make you care.
Keeping value high, we'll serve you so our relationship will grow and grow.
Columbia, I'll begin up to bring you all the best and entertain you.
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Look for special Columbia House offers this month and selected magazines, newspapers and your meals.
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One person at a time.
Open sesame.
Hey Joe, we're down to the last Butterfinger.
The last Butterfinger!
Simpson going deep.
Get a crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery burst in every bite of Butterfinger.
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
In my business, my hair has to look great.
And even one flake of dandruff, even one, can wreck the whole thing.
So I started using new head and shoulders.
Yeah, head and shoulders is new.
Now it gets to ten times more of the places where dandruff starts.
Ten times.
No other shampoo has this formula.
Even one flake is one too many for me.
And new head and shoulders?
Works harder at getting them.
New head and shoulders.
Because great hair can't have flakes.
Married with children and M.A.S.H. only on Box 5.
You can see Gilligan's Island Sunday at 2 p.m.
Stay tuned now for American Ninja.
Welcome to the Saturday Movie.
Today's feature is American Ninja, starring Steve James and Michael Dudekoff.
The Saturday Movie brought to you by Burger King, where you can always get it your way right away.
I love this place.
Tonight, when a suspect opens fire on police, a quiet neighborhood turns into a war zone.
On a full hour of cops starting at 8, 7 Central.
Then, it's a firefighter's worst nightmare.
Witness a real life towering inferno, when hundreds of party goers are trapped in a burning high rise.
A young girl is pinned beneath a tanker truck.
Though she is barely alive, one firefighter never dies.
A young girl is pinned beneath a tanker truck. Though she is barely alive, one firefighter never gives up hope.
Tonight, beginning at 8 on Box 5.
This community calendar is brought to you by Burger King, your way right away.
I love this place.
The Queens Council on the Arts presents the Viva Brasil Dance Company.
January 3rd at Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center.
For free tickets, call 718-291-ARTS.
January is Scout Month at the Putnam Children's Discovery Center in Carmel, New York.
For activity details, call 914-225-0105.
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They don't call me Mac because I drive this truck.
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So when they said, Big Mac, you got to try this new Double Supreme Burger, I was all mouth.
See, anybody can fry up a couple of burgers, but Burger King flame-broils those babies.
You pile on the pickles, the lettuce, the cheese, and that thousand island sauce.
Alright, now that this Big Mac can get a Double Supreme meal for $2.99, I just might have to change my name.
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