We'll be right back. First, I'm going to find a hot cappuccino.
Every little girl loves little trolls. But what do guys wish for?
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Even other battle trolls!
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Roseanne is real.
It tells the truth like no other show on TV, says Jeff Jarvis of TV Guide.
It's the show that captured your heart and made you laugh until you cried.
Roseanne hits home.
James Walcott, The New Yorker.
And now you can enjoy America's favorite comedy twice a day.
Twice as serious, twice as hilarious.
But most of all, twice as real.
Roseanne, twice a day.
Weeknight starting at 6 on Fox 5.
They're here.
Olympic superstars as you've never seen them before.
Kathy Turner, all action.
Christopher Bowman, unleashed excitement.
And the beautiful artistry of Dorothy Hamill.
Together now in a spectacular limited engagement.
Affordable family entertainment.
Ice Capades, presented by Legs Cheer Energy.
Don't miss it.
Opens at Madison Square Garden, January 21st.
Metal Lads Arena, January 28th.
And Nassau Coliseum, February 3rd.
Charge tickets through Ticketmaster.
They didn't need to roll out the red carpet.
We're just going back to the show.
We'll be back after this.
Yikes, yowza, and sheesh.
Ah, good morning.
As we speak, my dad is preparing a scrumptious Eggo waffle.
The time has arrived for the Eggo stealth suit.
Using state-of-the-art technology,
I can move through the house undetected
to make sure that warm, crisp Eggo waffle is mine.
Hi, Dad.
Richard?
Hey, Leggo, my Eggo.
Success!
Eggo waffles from Kellogg's.
Part of this nutritious breakfast.
Richard?
Oops.
Guess I blew my cover.
Batman!
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Find out what everyone's talking about.
Watch Batman, the animated series, weekday afternoons on Fox.
Ronald McDonald is rolling for burgers.
We still have a chance, Bertie.
Go for it.
Stand back, boys.
It looks like a sprite.
You're out.
Okay, Grimace, throw a spare.
I think you've got it.
Think again.
You're our last hope, Ronald.
Watch this.
Boo!
Whoa!
We believe in magic.
Good game, you guys.
Best.
We always fall for that one.
Kraft macaroni and cheese.
It's universally known.
Something happens when Kraft cheese meets macaroni.
Because when the cheese starts growing, Kraft gets your neural going.
It's a beat made xylophone.
Or a spiraling cyclone.
They're great at any time zone.
Even when you're fully grown.
It's Kraft cheese and macaroni.
Because when the cheese starts flowing,
Kraft gets your neural going.
You voted their television premiere.
Your favorite Fox Kids show.
Now, those mighty mutants are back in one incredible hour.
Surrender, mutant.
Of course not.
This one's for you.
Watch the Fury premiere of X-Men next Saturday morning on Fox.
I'd say those commercials were fair enough.
Back to the show.
Kids, the X-Men are now on Fox.
And we're celebrating with the X-Men video extravaganza.
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On Pet Land we care.
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Now, over 70 convenience stores all open every day.
The Simpsons and the Golden Girls.
Only on Fox 5.
Let's go racing.
It's Super Mario Kart Funny Car Madness.
Only on Super NES.
Turn the track into a giant mud pit.
Or burn rubber on ice, water, asphalt.
Then rips it up for the big boys.
C-Power's on his big butt-dropping truck.
Yoshi's go-kart really goes.
Mushroom's banana peel's turtle shell.
Dino might.
Check your rear view and make a mean test.
Or go into battle mode and ruin his day.
Two-speed.
Fast and way too fast.
It's two-player fun on the split screen.
Only for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
Now you're playing with our super power.
What girl's gonna go for me with a body like this?
Hang in there, Tom.
I'm you two years from now.
Because you're drinking milk and working out.
Well, I'm not changing so far.
But milk's at work inside you.
Oh, yeah?
And tomorrow the difference can show.
All that protein for muscle and calcium for bones.
But I'm still a skinny bench warmer.
Hey, if the sight of yourself at 18 doesn't convince you, Tom,
listen to your senior year girlfriend.
Hi, Tom.
I'm waiting.
Milk, it does a body good.
The luck of the Irish is running out
before a little town in South Dakota.
Oh, my God!
My hand!
Hey, get off my hand!
You gotta stop the bleeding.
I can't see the cabinets.
We're, like, really scared.
Leprechaun.
Rigidar.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
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If you think the Fox Sunday Night lineup begins with in-living color,
think again, starting at 7.
Entertainment Weekly calls it one of the year's top 10 shows.
Who are you?
I'm your worst nightmare.
Catch an all-new adventure on Batman the Series.
Then, at 7.30, the most embarrassing thing about the Moody family is Dad.
I am no longer Dad.
I am Captain Fun.
An all-new shaky ground.
Sunday, beginning at 7 on Fox 5.
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The Sega Genesis has blast processing.
Super Nintendo doesn't.
So what's blast processing do?
And, uh, what if you don't have blast processing?
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If you're looking for rates as low as this
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listen to Bud Bash.
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Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Carolina Crusher, Snakebite, Six Incredible Monsters, Robo-Wars, Florian vs. the Alien,
and more as the Tri-State GMC Truck Dinners present the U.S. Hot Rod, will show spectacular.
And while most people are talking about the economy, we're doing something about it.
Friday and Saturday afternoon all kids are five dollars off.
That's right, five dollars off.
January 8th and 9th.
Madison Square Garden.
I don't see it.
It's there.
A zit.
It's like 32 feet below the surface.
Well, don't touch it.
I touch it.
It's connected to every major nerve in my body.
So, oxycute it.
Does that stuff work?
Get the pads, of course they work.
They do what?
Break up the oil, man.
Zits breathe in there.
It's powerful stuff.
Oxycute them.
With the oxy pads.
There you go.
It never surfaced.
Ah, you nailed it.
He was an underachiever.
Saturday morning, Mr. Wendell LaCrantz begins a search for a used car.
Hi, about the car.
What's old?
Oh, a Kiffin.
It's an 87?
Oh, it's a 47.
Oh, a Kiffin.
No, it's not a car.
Okay, fine.
Sunday evening, Wendell ended his search.
Don't waste your time.
Hello, car search.
Just call 1-800-CAR-SEARCH and in five minutes they'll mail or fax you a free custom list
that'll let you find the right used car or truck.
1-800-CAR-SEARCH.
If it's not on our list, it's probably not for sale.
Oh, a Kiffin.
Most people treat alcoholism as a non-disease.
And I treat alcoholism as if someone was just hit by a truck.
There's no discussion now.
You had someone hit by a truck.
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You don't wait.
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You don't negotiate.
When you're sick, you go to someplace where you can get well.
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Chips.
Got to have beef.
Got to have spice.
Need a little excitement.
Snap into a Slim Jim.
Oh, yeah.
Where do we start?
How about his name?
That's his face.
If that's his face, what's this?
Okay, this guy's going for it.
Wait a second.
What's he thinking anyway?
Back it up.
No answer here.
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Try SportsXtra.
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We get in the field.
You get in their face.
Look, you love sports.
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Eddie Murphy's back.
And the critics are going wild.
Thank you.
This is the Eddie Murphy of trading places in 48 hours.
A zany irreverent laugh-a-thon 10.
Chew him up.
The distinguished gentleman, the funniest Eddie Murphy yet,
rated R, now playing.
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Good day, New York, and in living color, only on Box 5.
This is the family car with no price increase from 1993.
Chevy Lumina, now just $219 a month for 48 months
with only $925 down, with a GMAC smart lease.
Real room for six, just $219 a month for 48 months and $925 down.
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Air conditioning and automatic transmission,
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What else would you expect from your local Chevy GEO dealer?
Monster trucks.
Cycle wars.
A dynamite lady.
Grand wars.
Firefalls.
Florian versus the alien.
And robo wars.
As the tri-state GMC truck dealers present...
The U.S. Hot Rod.
Thrill show spectacular.
Give your tickets now.
January 8th and two shows, January 9th.
Madison Square Carton.
The U.S. Hot Rod.
Thrill show spectacular.
It's your ticket to motorsports history.
Don't miss it.
Make Nobody Beats the Wiz your choice for the widest selection of the hottest music
and the coolest movies at incredibly low prices.
On Gevin Records, use your illusion the videos volume one and two by Guns N' Roses.
And on MCA Records, Patty Smythe.
Just $7.98 cassette, $11.98 CD.
More music, more movies for less money every day.
Nobody Beats the Wiz.
Legend has it that leprechauns live at the end of the rainbow.
They bring good luck and they never hurt anyone.
Unless someone steals their gold.
Leprechaun.
I need me gold.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
Entertainment Weekly calls it one of the year's top 10 shows.
Who are you?
I'm your worst nightmare.
Sunday at 7 on Fox 5.
At Room Plus, you can be square or you can just round the corner.
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Cobra's back at this time.
It's personal.
Who can stop them?
G.I. Joe!
The action's bigger than ever.
G.I. Joe!
The number one arcade shooter of all time.
Explode onto Genesis and Game Boy in T2, the arcade game.
Blast endoskeletons and defeat the T1000 in T2, the arcade game.
Enter the world of rock and roll groupies.
Axel, I love you.
On the edge.
Ow! What happened?
I just got an idea and it hurt.
Tonight at 9.30.
Walt Disney Pictures presents the most critically acclaimed movie of the year, Aladdin.
It's astonishing, extraordinary, and an instant classic.
It's four stars and, to say the magic words, two thumbs up for Aladdin.
Rated G. Now playing at a theater near you.
Now hold up.
You trying to tell me that Smokey Louise gonna mess with my coordination?
Get off it.
Day 19.
I am concerned about the crew.
After all, Echo the Dolphin is not just a game, it is an adventure.
The graphics are so real.
They don't want to go into the sea anymore.
27 levels of danger, mystery, and beauty all through the eyes of a dolphin.
Simply brilliant.
Thank goodness, my trusty skipper Pierre has no interest in this new game.
Roseanne and Melrose Place.
Only on Box 5.
There's no single gum like it.
The luck of the Irish is being shipped to a little town in South Dakota whose luck may have just run out.
My hair! He got my hair!
Hello?
Hello?
It's out of the crate.
Break it up.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
It isn't the night or even the fog that gets you.
It's when the team leader puts you in charge for the first time.
And you decide to drop right inside Appetine's backyard.
That's when you find out how good you really are.
Who wants Trident?
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Cats. The number one family musical in America.
Cats.
The world's most thrilling theatrical event.
Cats.
The magic, the mystery, the memory will live forever.
Cats.
The seven-time Tony Award winner.
The once-in-a-lifetime experience.
The most exciting family musical in the word.
Cats at the Wintergarden Theater.
Call telecharts 212-239-6200.
Lifesaver standard. Isn't life delicious?
Did you know that if you bite into a wintergreen lifesaver in the dark, it makes a spark?
Really?
Lifesaver's candy. Isn't life delicious?
When spills are at their worst, bounty's at its best.
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From Walt Disney Pictures, don't miss the best-reviewed movie of the year, Aladdin.
It's magnificent, an absolute knockout, and Time Magazine says you have to see it twice.
Yes!
Aladdin, rated G, now playing at a theater near you.
Ortega.
Chunky is now chunkier.
Thick just got thicker.
Ortega.
Some like it hot, others might not.
Ortega's new, thicker, chunkier salsa.
Mix to the max.
What are you doing?
Pouring on A1.
Before?
Don't you do that after?
Yeah, but today I'm doing it before instead of after.
It looks different doing it before.
Think it'll taste different after?
Because before, you did it after.
Try it.
Whoa, before you eat it all.
Oh, after you.
A1, it's how steak is done.
No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red.
Stay close a little longer, hug a little longer, stay close a little longer, longer with Big Red.
That's Big Red freshness, that's right through it, your fresh breath goes on and on.
While you chew it, say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer.
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Eddie Murphy's back in the comedy hit of the season.
It's the funniest Eddie Murphy yet.
This is true.
A landslide and lapse.
Don't miss Eddie Murphy, the distinguished gentleman.
Rated R, now playing at a theater near you.
Today's Boys and Girls Club is a lot more than a gym.
It's the positive place for kids.
But the club that gets results needs your help.
Call 1-800-854-CLUB.
Best part of the day, you put all your cares away.
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It's just the right time and just the right place.
The music you love, the movies you share, the things that make you care.
Keeping value high, we'll serve you so our relationship will grow and grow.
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Open sesame.
Hey Joe, we're down to the last Butterfinger.
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Simpson going deep.
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Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
In my business, my hair has to look great.
And even one flake of dandruff, even one, can wreck the whole thing.
So I started using new head and shoulders.
Yeah, head and shoulders is new.
Now it gets to ten times more of the places where dandruff starts.
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No other shampoo has this formula.
Even one flake is one too many for me.
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Because great hair can't have flakes.
Married with children and M.A.S.H. only on Box 5.
You can see Gilligan's Island Sunday at 2 p.m.
Stay tuned now for American Ninja.
Welcome to the Saturday Movie.
Today's feature is American Ninja, starring Steve James and Michael Dudekoff.
The Saturday Movie brought to you by Burger King, where you can always get it your way right away.
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Tonight, when a suspect opens fire on police, a quiet neighborhood turns into a war zone.
On a full hour of cops starting at 8, 7 Central.
Then, it's a firefighter's worst nightmare.
Witness a real life towering inferno, when hundreds of party goers are trapped in a burning high rise.
A young girl is pinned beneath a tanker truck.
Though she is barely alive, one firefighter never dies.
A young girl is pinned beneath a tanker truck. Though she is barely alive, one firefighter never gives up hope.
Tonight, beginning at 8 on Box 5.
This community calendar is brought to you by Burger King, your way right away.
I love this place.
The Queens Council on the Arts presents the Viva Brasil Dance Company.
January 3rd at Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center.
For free tickets, call 718-291-ARTS.
January is Scout Month at the Putnam Children's Discovery Center in Carmel, New York.
For activity details, call 914-225-0105.
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