The only place to be on Tuesday is when television.
At 7.30 it's the craziest half hour ever.
Australia's funniest home videos.
Then it's an animal invasion.
I was the one getting groped by your monkey.
And no one's safe so let the war begin.
Finally want a cracker?
Roar, Roar, Roar!
The Drew Carey Show.
At 8.30 the stupidity will un-haze you.
You're next, sunshine.
On the world's dumbest criminals.
Then the Brisbane Airport siege on Reel TV.
Followed by a special double episode of Spins the Deal.
Tuesday.