The only place to be on Tuesday is when television. At 7.30 it's the craziest half hour ever. Australia's funniest home videos. Then it's an animal invasion. I was the one getting groped by your monkey. And no one's safe so let the war begin. Finally want a cracker? Roar, Roar, Roar! The Drew Carey Show. At 8.30 the stupidity will un-haze you. You're next, sunshine. On the world's dumbest criminals. Then the Brisbane Airport siege on Reel TV. Followed by a special double episode of Spins the Deal. Tuesday.