Any older ah the miracle of animation the Simpsons is next on Fox 29
On August 4th meet the women of Coyote Ugly
The boss, the dreamers just to get you started, the law, the heartbreaker, the flame, Coyote Ugly
What do you want?
3.30 in the morning, I want what every man wants
Breakfast
Rated PG-13 starts everywhere August 4th
The hottest day of the year
As American as the Southwest, rich, vibrant, a spirited blend of color and texture
Applebee's introduces stuffed chicken Santa Fe
Tender marinated chicken filled with smoky cheeses and mild peppers
Topped with a zesty pepper cheese sauce
The unmistakable flavor of Santa Fe
For just 7.99 for a limited time
Stuffed chicken Santa Fe
As unique as the Southwest
As American as Applebee's
Hey Billy, you been working out?
No, not really
Billy, long time no see
Let's hang out sometime, huh?
Okay, I guess
Hey Billy, how's it going?
Fine
Play the Sprite Polo Jeans Wraps game
Just look under the cap of specially marked bottles of Sprite
You could win a brand new pair of polo jeans with up to $1,000 in the pocket
Hey Billy, what's shaking?
Check this out, kid
If you eat cereal, you get stuffed
Boom, close the book
Lesson over
What do you got, like two boxes there?
Give me a high five
Alright, see you later
He shoots!
Brick!
You see that?
Yeah
That's the code
Look for eat and earn on Kellogg's Cereal
Collect the code, punch it in, and get cool stuff
And now you can get double points for every code you enter
It's over, as the chicks flood the floor
The White Bear Lake Superstore has just had the perfect storm
That is a hail storm, which means great savings to you on all used cars and trucks
Like 97 Suburbans starting from just $19.90
A 99 Saturn just $7,900
2,000 Sunfire Automatic Air Conditioning just $11.90
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Even a 96 Honda Accord LX just $7,900
The perfect storm means perfect savings
Only at the White Bear Lake Superstore
Dairy Queens captured that taste with the new S'more Galore Parfait
That famous DQ soft serve, cocoa fudge, marshmallow topping, a graham cracker crunch
Just like around the campfire, and you don't need a stick
Only DQ's got the S'more Galore, so get over there today
Meet me at DQ
Camp Snoopy invites you to party at Snoopy's Birthday Blast
Everyone will love Snoopy's spectacular birthday parade complete with a marching band
And the best part is, you can join the fun and march with Snoopy and all his friends
Plus catch Peanuts live, the fun birthday show
And take wacky photos with the Peanuts gang
Don't miss Snoopy's Birthday Blast only at Camp Snoopy
Pick up your treat seats, cute one, and save $5 on a Camp Snoopy One Day Unlimited Ride Wristband
Away from home and need to clean your face?
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The Simpsons will be right back
The job may be temporary
We'll use replacement players
But the glory
Will last a lifetime
It'll be fun to watch
Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman
The Replacements
Man, why you play that dumb song?
Rated PG-13
Sneak preview this Saturday, starts Friday, August 11
What did the world wear before T-shirts?
You went too soon to learn, girls, things you never, never do before
Why I hate I before E, it's nothing, nothing to say
You're wide too close to a big sport, not, not, not
I'm gonna teach you all about model
Old Navy T-shirt Club
Five, six, get the sevens on us
A, B, C, one, two, three, you and me, girl
It's gonna be a real scorcher today, folks, with a high of 110 degrees
Look, they're naked
This summer and this summer only
When it gets this hot, there's a better way to stay cool
New Pepsi Twist and Diet Pepsi Twist
The great taste of Pepsi with a twist of lemon
How cool is that?
This is my grandpa Giovanni
Nobody tells stories like he does
Give him good food and good people, he'll charm you all night
That's how it was last night at the Olive Garden
Everything feels more like family and more Italian
Just like the chicken Vino Bianco, it was perfect
This chicken, they sauteed with mushrooms, tomatoes and garlic and white wine sauce
Plus all the salad and breadsticks you want
What a night it was for all of us
My grandpa
You're beautiful
Olive Garden, when you're here, you're family
Fox Wednesday
Peggy Hill goes from housewife to hot stuff
Do you have any spare type?
My box has come loose
I'm sure it's just the humidity
King of the Hill, part of a full hour
Then, what's it like to be young in America?
For one year, 14 students videotape their lives
Share the bold new reality
That the critics are calling inventive, addictive and compelling
Do whatever the hell you want
American High, the series premiere
Tonight starting at 7 on Fox 29
Tonight, we face tribal council
I can't believe we have to vote one of us off
Well, I hope it's me so I can go home and get a decent meal for a change
What is this stuff?
It's rat
Announcing the most amazing offer in Pizza Hut history
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The Big New Yorker from Pizza Hut, another one of the best pizzas under one roof
This summer, the U.S. Olympic team will deliver many exciting performances
And as an official sponsor of the 2000 U.S. Olympic team
Pontiac is celebrating with some excitement of its own
Now during the Pontiac U.S. Olympic countdown
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Music
A hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was
The sort of house I lived in
Or the kind of car I drove
But the world may be a better place
Because I was important in the life of a child
Music
Mary, Mary, we're about to play APC
APC?
Astrophysics charades
There ain't no party like Dick's physics party
Are you two together?
Who's up for quantum fictionary?
On the next, Third Rock from the Sun
This is the physics flow out of the semester
Tonight at 6.30 on Fox 29
From the man himself
When is George a writer?
What writer?
Sitcom
Catch the sitcom About Nothing, Seinfeld
Tonight at 6 on Fox 29
And you thought cartoons were just for kids
It's okay, I won't tell if you don't
Stay tuned for The Simpsons next on Fox 29
The job may be temporary
We'll use replacement players
But the glory
I'm okay
Will last a lifetime
It should be fun to watch
Music
Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman
The Replacements
Man, why you play that dumb song?
Rated PG-13
Sneak preview this Saturday, starts Friday, August 11
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I'm only showing you this one more time
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As American as the Southwest
Rich, vibrant, a spirited blend of color and texture
Applebee's introduces Stuffed Chicken Santa Fe
Tender, marinated chicken filled with smoky cheeses and mild peppers
Topped with a zesty pepper cheese sauce
The unmistakable flavor of Santa Fe
For just $7.99
For a limited time, Stuffed Chicken Santa Fe
As unique as the Southwest
As American as Applebee's
It's gonna be a real scorcher today, folks
With a high of 110 degrees
Look, they're naked
This summer and this summer only
When it gets this hot, there's a better way to stay cool
New Pepsi Twist and Diet Pepsi Twist
The great taste of Pepsi with a twist of lemon
How cool is that?
Camp Snoopy invites you to party at Snoopy's Birthday Blast
Everyone will love Snoopy's spectacular birthday parade
Complete with a marching band
And the best part is you can join the fun and march with Snoopy and all his friends
Plus catch Peanuts Live, the fun birthday show
And take wacky photos with the Peanuts gang
Don't miss Snoopy's Birthday Blast
Only at Camp Snoopy
Pick up your Treek Seats coupon and save $5
On a Camp Snoopy One Day Unlimited Ride Wristband
Announcing the most amazing offer in Pizza Hut history
The Pizza Hut America Online Shopping Spree
Now when you order the Big New Yorker for just $9.99
You get 30 bucks free online cash
That's right, 30 bucks free
Log on to AOL Keyword Pizza Hut or AOL.com Pizza Hut
Get the stuff you want like back-to-school clothing
Backpacks, sporting goods and more
A pizza that's 30% larger than a lodge
Plus 30 bucks online cash
It's like we're giving money away
The Big New Yorker from Pizza Hut
Another one of the best pizzas under one roof
The 2000 Key of Sportage
Not only is it a real SUV for around $15,000
But now it's backed by our new long-haul warranty
10 years, 100,000 miles
Oh wow
Honey, get the camera
Because there are enough surprises out there
What's this?
Without your car being one of them
Still want the camera?
I'll get it myself
Key is long-haul warranty program
One less bump in the road
Want to dance? Get in line
Coyote Ugly
Rated PG-13
Starts Friday, August 4th
Romance is in the air
Who was that baborama?
And Frazier is lovesick
Are you telling me that the thought of making love to me makes you sick to your stomach?
Yes, but don't take it personally
On Frazier
Tonight at 9 on Fox 29
This just in
A mysterious death makes Joe the number one suspect
You guys just leave me alone
Alright, you killed Ted, big deal, am I right?
Stay tuned for the next News Radio
Tonight at 9.30 on Fox 29
The Simpsons will be right back
Hey Billy, you been working out?
No, not really
Billy, long time no see
Let's hang out sometime, huh?
Okay, I guess
Hey Billy, how's it going?
Fine
Play the Sprite Polo Jeans Wraps game
Just look under the cap of specially marked bottles of Sprite
You could win a brand new pair of polo jeans with up to $1,000 in the pocket
Hey Billy, what's shaking?
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Away from home and need to clean your face?
Try this, new Stridex face wipes to go
One medicated wipe gently removes dirt and oil for a deep down clean that refreshes and helps fight acne
Stridex, it's good to go
This summer
Fire
Hit the water
Feel the heat
And get ready
For the ultimate barbecue
The original Godzilla returns in the year's most explosive movie
Godzilla 2000
Rated PG, opens everywhere August 18th
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You can help
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Check out our website at fox29.com or call 1-888-281-KIDS
Elaine phone dates a total stranger
Your screening process is getting ever more rigorous
Will he be Mr. Right?
I'm here to see Vincent
My acne!
Tonight at 6 on Fox 29
One, two, three, four
Double amnesia
Andy!
The Domino's heat wave bag
So, too sick to make deliveries, huh?
For really hot delivered pizza
One hundred and seventy
That's hot
Domino's, bad Andy
Good pizza
Now get a large pepperoni pizza feast for only $8.99
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Daddy, can I have some cheese?
Sure, honey
This is my friend Mr. Giggles
He wants a piece, too
Mr. Giggles, huh?
Yeah, he really wants some
Well, Mr. Giggles, why don't you go get a job?
So you can buy your own cheese
Oh, I see you met Mr. Giggles
Ah, the power of cheese