Who wants whole wheat? Who wants rice?
Alki.
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From all of us here at Perfect Strangers...
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Thursday, join Danny DeVito, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mike Tyson, and John Kennedy Jr.
Special Olympians get a very special Christmas party.
Today, our expedition came upon the grandest canyon I ever did see.
Our leader promptly named it Grand Canyon.
Heck, my mules could have thought of a better name than that.
When something's spectacular, you don't need a spectacular name.
So, at Hardee's, we call our burger The Big Deluxe.
Thicker, juicier, more burger to win you over.
I would have named it the amazingly huge hole.
The Big Deluxe. More burger, less name.
This time of year, every year, it's gift shopping, tree trimming, card sanding, entertaining.
So, when I find something that saves me time, I go for it.
Like party trays from the Kroger Delicatessen.
They've got 16 varieties, each made to order, so I get just what I need.
This year, save yourself some time.
Order a party tray from the Kroger Delicatessen.
Pick up your party guide at the Kroger Delicatessen.
Cherokee's looking for revenge. We'll have the highlights for you tonight at 11.
Tonight...
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
I'm dreaming of a smile.
A magical Christmas tale only Dolly can tell.
We don't just make believe you're a regular person.
But I am.
Personally, I don't believe in angels.
But after seeing you, walks like a duck, talks like a duck.
The Golden Girl of Nashville and John Ritter begin a merry yuletide fable for the whole family.
Witch. Come on, I know people talk, but I'm no witch.
And now join us for a Smoky Mountain Christmas.
Smoky Mountain Christmas.
It's Florida quality orange juice.
And it refreshes.
It's raw nutrition and tasteful.
It's after work and after play.
It starts the day and spills over into the night.
Orange juice, there's nothing like it in the world.
100% your Florida quality.
Have you ever seen those commercials where one battery outlasts the rest?
We'd just like you to know Energizer batteries were never invited to their playoffs.
A word to the wise, Energize.
Up to $1,000 cash back on selected new Chevy cars.
Up to $1,900 savings on preferred equipment groups of options on selected new Chevy trucks.
No payments for 90 days if you finance your purchase through GMAC by December 31st.
And low GMAC smart lease payments.
Chevy goes out to put you in a new Chevy car or truck by the end of the year.
Chevy goes all out. Don't miss out.
Santa Fe.
For centuries, men have been mysteriously drawn to it.
Introducing Santa Fe Cologne for men.
Discover the mystery of its attraction.
Joseph Raquet suffers from frequent sinus headaches.
I have nothing but pressure and build up pain right in through here.
That's when you need Tylenol sinus with the maximum strength of Tylenol pain reliever
to help knock out sinus pain and the maximum amount of decongestant to break up sinus pressure fast.
It eliminated the pain and it eliminated the pressure. I feel great as a result of it.
Maximum strength Tylenol sinus medication.
It's stronger than sinus headaches and it won't make you drowsy.
The artist, Olympic gold medalist Brian Boitano.
His partner, the incomparable Katarina Vitt.
Their masterpiece, hot sultry skating like you've never seen before.
And ABC Sports First, Brian Boitano's canvas of ice tomorrow before ABC's Monday Night Football.
A smoky mountain Christmas returns in a moment.
Tuesday is the spirit of Christmas until Tony meets a Christmas spirit.
I'll get right to the point. I'm a dead woman.
Oh boy.
Who's the boss then? Jack Frost is nipping.
It's 12 degrees and I left the house this morning.
Tell me about it. I kissed Dan goodbye and my tongue got stuck too.
On Roseanne following Who's the Boss Tuesday.
At Kroger, we give you the most for your shopping dollar by cutting your costs where it counts.
On products you use every day.
Just look for the Kroger scissors. You'll find values on brands you like best.
Kroger has the buying power of over a thousand stores.
So the more we buy, the more you save.
With low prices you can compare anywhere.
You'll see the difference when you go Krogering.
Hi, I'm Douglas Fur.
You know, I don't normally endorse holiday specials, but I'm going out on a limb for this one.
The shrimp fish and chicken dinner at Long John Silver's.
Two big butter-flied shrimp, a crunchy fish filet, a tender chicken plank with slaw fries and hush puppies.
All for a great price.
And for just 99 cents, pick up one of three Saturday evening post Norman Rockwell ornaments.
They're what the best dress trees are wearing this year.
Warmer temperatures are headed our way. I'll tell you about them at 11.
Turn to a smoky mountain Christmas.
The Kroger Scissors
Announcing the totally new Cadillac Fleetwood.
The state of the art in six passenger luxury.
From the Fleetwood 60 Special's 22-way power assist seats to standard anti-lock brakes and V8 power.
Decidedly the most discriminating automobile in its class.
Cadillac, Cadillac, Cadillac Stop.
When headache pain hits you with the old one too, fight back with three.
Maximum strength Anisine 3, 50% more pain relieving medicine than regular aspirin.
And it's 100% aspirin free. Fight back with maximum strength Anisine 3.
That's a snow leopard? Yeah. That's a tiger.
Come to Wendy's for your cuddly animals and help us help World Wildlife Fund protect the real ones.
And that's mom. Uh oh.
Get your kids all four wild animals only at Wendy's.
Your new book talks about dry skin. My skin gets so dry I could scratch the word dry on it.
Well I use Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion. It starts healing dry skin on contact.
Watch this film. Thermo photography shows how Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion soothes the dryness, the redness, actually accelerates healing.
I can't write on it now. Even hours later you won't be able to.
You heard it here.
Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion starts healing dry skin on contact.
Italian dressings have oil. And Italian dressings have vinegar.
But only one Italian dressing has the touch of ranch.
Introducing Hidden Valley Ranch. Ranch style Italian.
It's amazing how just a touch of ranch can turn ordinary Italian dressing into a delicious new taste in Italian.
Hidden Valley Ranch. Ranch style Italian. The only one with a touch of ranch.
Prime time's hottest do-some get a holiday surprise.
You can't just bump us off right now and leave all these people in suspense.
Why not? Why not?
Everything's on the table on Moonlighting.
Sure taught me how to handle a stick.
And...
It's Santa Claus!
Guess who's having Christmas in the 60s.
Mike, could you possibly have your nervous breakdown tomorrow? We're very busy tonight.
Say hello to Mike Van Dyke.
We're gonna make the eggnog.
Oh yeah.
On a very special 30-something after an all new Moonlighting Tuesday.
There, mister.
When future slipper experts are in basic training, they warm up with one of the warmest slippers around.
Isotoner booties.
Isotoner booties gently massage as they hug your feet.
So they're perfect for feet that get dog-tired.
So this holiday, deliver Isotoners and you'll deliver on comfort.
Isotoner warm-lined booties. The gift of comfort.
There go those human zooms trying to get the pictures they want.
Now Pentax has an IQ zoom for everyone with a built-in zoom lens so you can get the pictures you want.
Pentax, the IQ zoom 70 and now the IQ zoom 60.
We asked 100 doctors with sore, aching wrists which pain reliever they'd recommend.
They chose the Skill Twist cordless power screwdriver.
Now available in extra strength.
The Skill Super Twist at hardware stores and home centers.
The gift wrapping zone is a great place to get your
The gift wrappings of Hallmark.
Hundreds of ways to let you create a look that's you and only you.
Gift wrappings that make presents look special.
That say this is for me to you.
With love.
Gift wrappings you can find only at Hallmark.
Where there's more to Christmas than ever before.
Once you hear it, you gotta get near it.
There's a whole lot of nuttin' going on.
You want a snack?
You gotta get that pack.
There's a whole lot of nuttin' going on.
Incredibly delicious and so full of energy.
Planters nuts are one irresistible snack.
Once you hear it, you gotta get near it.
There's a whole lot of nuttin' going on.
Planters.
Wednesday.
Underwear.
Again?
How am I supposed to have fun with underwear?
You know, wear it backwards.
Growing pains then.
It's unbelievable the way you've changed from a complete dweeb to a semi-stud.
Head of the class.
And People Magazine says it's not just wonderful.
It's the best show on TV today.
The Wonder Years then.
Life's a drag for Hooperman.
Your slip is showing.
It's supposed to.
Slex.
All coming Wednesday.
A Smokey Mountain Christmas starring Dolly Parton returns in a moment.
You might recall his performance that turned a dream into gold.
This week, Olympic medalist Brian Boitano.
Plus Faye Dunaway.
And Sigourney Weaver on Good Morning America.
And ABC Newsbreak.
Now for Washington, Tom Gerald.
Good evening. As Israeli leaders stepped up their denunciations of the U.S. decision to deal with the PLO,
Israeli soldiers killed three Palestinians and wounded more than 20 others in the occupied territories today,
part of a new wave of violence there following the historic U.S. decision.
Meanwhile, PLO leader Yasser Arafat met with Egypt's President Mubarak in Cairo.
Mubarak called on Israel to be more flexible and to hold peace talks with the PLO.
More later on the Weekend Report.
From one end of the holiday table to the other, Kroger helps you serve the finest feasts at fabulous savings.
Happy Holidays.
Buy one package of Kroger Brown and Serve Rolls and get another package free.
Save on Ruby Red Seedless Grapes now only $0.06-$0.09 a pound.
And Cook's Lower Salt Whole Trimmed Bone in Ham just $0.99 a pound.
Hello? Ah, Mr. Heart of the Restaurant Tour. Oh, we're cool. Oh, wait.
Want to renew our contract? Immortality. Oh, check it out!
Announcing the big, plush, bendable California Raisins at Hardee's for a special price with purchase of hash rounds or dessert.
We're out to win you over.
Phenomenal fan support for the Cherokees tonight at 11.
Smokey Mountain Christmas.