Spare the rod and spoil the wooly mammoth, I always say.
Mama!
Maxie, look!
Mama!
Mama, mama, go, go, go, mama, go, go.
Today we are examining the effect of pouring milk onto various substances.
The santo?
This gherkin?
This cute little pussycat?
Phew! And this part of a good breakfast, a bowl of Kellogg's rice bubbles.
Going down, men's underwear. It's awfully empty and bad.
Is that a tie or a pizza?
Holy Kellogg's rice bubbles have snapped cracker and thump and zephyr as the noisiest breakfast in the universe.
I'd always had the dream to be the first woman to sail around the world single-handed non-stop.
I did it for myself, and even though it sounds corny, I did it for Australia too.
And I'll never forget how Australia responded.
It's just great to live somewhere that gives so much encouragement to the individual.
And when you realise that, it's amazing what you can achieve.
It makes you feel so proud. So proud you've done it, and so very proud of Australia.
It's time for another cartoon!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, little brave son of mighty chief, you have had fine home where buffalo roam and sky not cloudy all day either.
But it is time you split from home, go out into world and show you not just another smarty-pants kid.
Law of tribes say you must capture big redhead woodpecker.
Shown here in living colour, you prove you brave warrior, and I give you big Indian bar mitzvah.
Da da dum dee dum da!
Scootin' on my scooter, singin' a western song, shootin' my six-shooter, putt-putt-puttin' along.
I get plenty of target practice, shootin' cats from off the cactus.
A feller never feels forlorn in this land of Indian corn.
Oh, boy! Me got a woodpecker!
So it's you, Buzz-Buzzard. Up to your old tricks, eh?
Don't look at me! I'm innocent this time.
What that kid needs is a little help from me.
All right, kid, what the heck's goin' on here?
Tribe law says I must bring a lone woodpecker.
Oh, boy, one of those. Look, little chief running nose.
Go find another bird. Get lost!
Hey, kid, that woodpecker's been buggin' me for years.
Let me help you catch him.
Here, you take this club. I'll scare him back here with this lion suit.
When he zooms past the rock, you let him have it.
Okay.
You see that? When that bird runs over the mine, I push the plunger and powie!
We got him.
Yeah.
Here he comes.
What's the matter with this mine?
These old World War I mines just don't make it no more.
Hey, kid, pump it a couple of times, will ya?
I guess it worked pretty good, huh?
Now, when woodpecker goes through and stretches in a tube, it'll throw him back.
And I catch him right here.
He pretty smart.
Here he comes.
How about that?
I guess I not have him help me anymore.
Hey, kid, you want to make a big hit with the chief?
Let me show you how.
Look at that, a king-size woodpecker.
He's taking a nap. So hurry and take him to the chief before he wakes up.
Oh, boy, I got a great big woodpecker.
Big Chief Papa gonna be mighty proud.
I wonder how little Buck getting along.
Sometimes to catch woodpecker, it takes many moons.
Oh, then about six months.
Oh, here he comes now.
Come see, Papa. Me got him.
Congratulations, boy.
That's biggest woodpecker I've ever seen.
Must be a new world record.
Ah, I better take him scalp for trophy.
I teach smart aleck kid not to fool Big Chief.
Ha ha ha.
Well, folks, I hope you enjoyed our show.
Join us again on our next program for a half hour of fun with your old pal, Woody Woodpecker.
See you on our next show. Bye now.
Welcome back.
You're watching Wake Up. Hope you're enjoying...
I hope you're enjoying...
Hope you're enjoying the program as much as I'm enjoying the program,
especially this part because Steve is way across on the other side of the studio.
For a very good reason.
Steven will now interview Anna from the Aquarium.
Now, Anna was on last week with Andy Kans and she's our new representative from the Aquarium,
and they will be selecting the winner of our Draw the Turtle contest.
And Steven will be asking stupid, inane questions about toy turtles,
which Anna will have a great difficulty following the edges to.
We cross now to Steven and Anna on the other side of the studio.
Not yet. Come back. No, not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
Oh, my God.
Will you stop talking?
We cross now to Steven and Anna on the other side of the studio.
Well, thank you very much, Scott.
Seeing we had a very deep and meaningful interview last week,
I think I must ask a very important question of Anna, who's an expert on these crocodiles.
They're turtles. They're turtles.
You told me they were crocodiles a minute ago.
No, no, they're turtles. Oh, they're turtles.
Now, I want to know exactly, on the Great Barrier Reef, how many turtles are there?
If you don't know, you get swimming out there this week and come back and tell the kids.
No. We have got a prize for the best turtle drawing, haven't we?
Yes. OK. We're not drawing any turtles out of the barrel.
We've got turtle drawings.
First off, a family of kids from Roma, the Blackburn family.
There's Christopher. Also there's Sharon Blackburn from Roma.
And the one I just dropped. Excuse me.
Nice television, isn't it? And Daniel Blackburn.
And Matthew Harder. Matthew Harder!
And also Stephen Bonaventura from Mariba.
We will have the winner of our turtle competition next, but right now...
Ghostbusters.
MUSIC
There isn't anybody who wouldn't look a lot better with an extra $8 million this summer.
So don't miss Gold Lotto's $8 million Summer Super Draw on Saturday, February 25.
Play a systems game and give yourself more chances to win.
The bigger the system, the better your chances.
Better still, form a syndicate and share in a system you couldn't afford on your own.
This Saturday, it's a normal first prize.
But on February 25, a giant Gold Lotto Summer Super Draw.
MUSIC
Are we there yet? No, Peter.
Well, how much further?
It's just that... just that we're...
We're getting too far away from New York City.
I can feel my powers draining.
MUSIC
Madam Lafarge's wondrous and amazing traveling sideshow.
Egon, why are we here?
That was a mistake.
Well, we're here because five billion years ago, there was a cataclysmic explosion that literally...
No, Egon, time, time.
I meant what are we doing way out here in the Poconos?
Oh, we're here to check that out.
See the amazing two-headed rabbit, a living unicorn, a real mermaid, and drool the dog-faced goblin?
Nah, no way. It's gotta be bogus.
How could a sleazy two-bit operation like this contain a real goblin?
Anyone who looks like a spokesman for a discount stereo store should be careful who he calls sleazy.
You must be Madam Lafarge.
Nice place you got here. We're the Ghostbusters.
We're here to solve your goblin problem.
That's very nice, but I don't have a goblin problem.
Yes, you do.
No, I don't.
Now, if you don't mind, I have a show to put on.
Well, folks, we've managed our coaxer out of retirement. Please welcome Little Egypt.
Little Egypt?
Whoa.
I don't know. I think she's kinda nice.
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
It really is a goblin.
Relax. It's all done with mirrors.
Mirrors don't give P.K.E. readings like this.
I think we've got a freestanding four-footed, four-armed garden variety green goblin here.
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's bust him.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have the situation under control. Please file out in a calm, orderly fashion.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somehow I don't think they believed you, Ray.
Ah!
Okay, Little Italy. Ease out of the way so we can get a clear shot.
It's Egypt. Little Egypt.
All right, boys. Let's saute this puppy.
Stop!
Lady!