You've always known just what you want Always got just what you need
Anything you were looking for And then a little more
And as the years go by, my friend There's certain things you can depend on
If you want to go your way, really make your day
What you want is what you get Every day in every way
What you want is what you get Every night or every day
What you want is what you get Every day in every way
What you want is what you get And McDonald's today
Hey, isn't watching TV fun?
Especially when you've got delicious McDonald's hamburgers
Ronald, you can't be on TV and watch it at the same time
Now come on and meet the boys and girls
Oh, we've already met
I know we're going to be friends too
Because I like to do everything boys and girls like to do
Especially when it comes to eating those delicious McDonald's hamburgers
A magic tray here keeps me well supplied
McDonald's hamburgers, french fries, and milkshakes
Watch for me on TV
We'll have lots of fun
He's Ronald McDonald
The hamburger happy clown
A McDonald's drive-in restaurant
Is his favorite place in town
McDonald's is our kind of place
It's such a heavy place
Have, have, have, heavy place
A clean and snappy place
McDonald's is our kind of place
It's such a heavy place
McDonald's is our kind of place
Your kind of place
McDonald's believes in getting food to your kids before they get to each other
Such good food too
McDonald's famous french fries
Triple thick creamy shakes
Lean beefy cheeseburgers and hamburgers
Icy cold soft drinks
And here's a plus, spill proof lids on all beverages
Another plus, napkins that are big as a bib
Quality, cleanliness, extra care of service
That's McDonald's
A total value that's unmatched anywhere
McDonald's is our kind of place
It's such a heavy place
McDonald's is our kind of place
Your kind of place
McDonald's is our kind of place
Grab a bucket and mop
Scrub the bottom and top
There is nothing so clean
As my burger machine
With a broom and a brush
Clean it up for the rush
Before you open the door
Or to shine on the floor
When we've finished one then
Start all over again
Tell me what does it mean
At McDonald's it's clean
You deserve a break today
So get up and get away
To McDonald's
McDonald's
Get yourself ready for a trip
Through McDonald's land
Take a lover friend
And grab a hold of Ronald's hand
Follow Ronald McDonald
Through the land of apple pie trees
And don't be surprised
If you meet Big Mac and Big Cheese
There's thick shake volcanoes
You'll even find a french fry thatch
Now just turn around
And see if you won't
Find a hamburger patch
As you're heading for
To McDonald's
In McDonald's land
To McDonald's
In McDonald's land
To McDonald's
That makes 74
74
A nice day for it, ain't it?
I like to eat cheeseburger
Here's your change
One day a McDonald's in Visalia, California
Made friends with its neighbors
From the neighboring town of Badger
When it fed the entire population
100% beef hamburgers
World famous french fries
And icy cold Coca Cola
For $12.61
You deserve a break today
At McDonald's
So much life to be lived
So much to be tried
And when you share it
You get
A special feeling inside
It's a full-time thing
The kind of life that you need
A little break from it all
Is the break that you need
You deserve a break today, yeah
So get up and get away
To McDonald's
Today
To all beef patties, pickles, sauce, lettuce, cheese, and the...
Pickles, no.
Pickles, cheese, oh.
McDonald's Big Mac.
The big sandwich with a great big taste that everybody's talking about.
All right.
To all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed.
Ben.
Hey, that's a...
Big Mac.
You deserve a break today at McDonald's.
Where your dollar gets a break every day.
Or out.
You, you're the one
You are the only reason
You, you're the one
We take pride in pleasing
You're why we serve the best
That's McDonald's style
You're why we keep it clean
You're what makes us smile
You, you're the one
That we've been looking for
You, you're the one
We've got it cooking for
You're why we're always near
Close by, right on your way
You're why we keep our prices low
Because you deserve a break today
At McDonald's
We do it all for you
Nobody says good morning quite the way we do
Good morning.
Coffee brewing.
Breakfast cooking.
Served up just for you.
Nobody can do it like McDonald's can.
Stopping now, we're on your way.
Nobody can start the day
Like McDonald's can.
It's time for lunch, you're in a crunch
You've got so much to do.
Don't worry now, the boss knows how
To save the day for you.
Nobody can do it like McDonald's can
So carry out a lunch today
Because nobody can make your day.
Good lunch.
Like McDonald's can.
Nobody serves your dinner
Quite the way we do.
Big Mac.
French fries.
Great hamburger.
We do it all for you.
Nobody can do it like McDonald's can
Golden arches shining bright
Nobody can say
Good night.
Like McDonald's can.
Come on, let's try it.
Big Mac, filet, a fish, quarter pound
Of french fries, icy cold thick shakes,
Sunday's apple pie.
Big Mac, filet, a fish, quarter pound
Of french fries, icy cold thick shakes,
Sunday's apple pies.
If you're hungry, thank for goodness sake,
Give yourself a tasty break.
With Big Mac, filet, a fish, quarter pound
Of french pies, icy cold thick shakes,
Sunday's apple pie.
At McDonald's.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Have a happy holiday.
McDonald's and you, McDonald's and you
Sharing good times together wherever with you.
McDonald's and you, and you, and you
Sharing a good time and no matter where we do
We want you together, McDonald's and you.
I remember when, little sister
You were two, I was ten, baby sister
You tried desperately for attention from me
But you settled for a french fry for now
Little baby sister of mine
You grew up together, McDonald's and you
And you grew, and you grew, and you grew
You were just a me too, tag along Tom boy making us sing
Then I turned around and found a homecoming queen
Little sister, and you know I'm gonna miss her
Cause we grew up together, McDonald's and you
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm having a great time here at Camp Nipper Sink
There's lots to do, but I really wanna say
It's been raining every day, and moving and swimming
All cooped up, no telephone, maybe I should come on home
Nipper Sinkers, we're going to town for lunch
McDonald's and you, just around the bend
McDonald's and you, there's an old friend
Just like home, have a good time
Yes, the cooking's fine
Hey guys, did everybody quack, quack, waddle, waddle?
Never heard of it
Give me a french fry and I'll tell ya
Together, McDonald's and you
We are Nipper Sinkers, we're in luck
If it rains all week, just pretend you're a dog
Quack, quack, waddle, waddle, quack, quack, quack, waddle, waddle
Together, McDonald's and you
Quack, quack, waddle, waddle, waddle
It's a good time for the great taste
Of McDonald's
It's a good time for the great taste
Gotta, gotta get a bite
Gotta get going to just one place
Gotta McDonald's appetite
It's a good time for the great taste
Of McDonald's
Let's go!
Here she comes, little Bonnie is coming home
Firstborn child, it's a new time for you
There's a stranger in the house today
You wanna say hi to your baby sister?
So what's all the fuss? Why's she so special to us?
Are you wondering how long she'll stay?
Beautiful blue eyes
Do you think that we'd forget you?
Are you fearing the worst?
Do you think we don't remember?
I have blue eyes, Per
It's a good time for the great taste
You free for lunch?
Of McDonald's
It's a good time for talking it over
Over cheeseburgers man to man
Somebody's gonna have to show her the ropes
Someone who's been around the block a few times
Taking time to understand
Do you think Bonnie might like this, Dad?
Sooner or later
It's a good time for the great taste
Of McDonald's
I've seen her here many times before
But I forgot all the right things to say
I'm too old to be smitten
Besides it's not fitting
For me to be looking his way
Mister, you're up
Should I help you please?
Big Mac fries and Coke please
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Should I help you please?
Big Mac fries and Coke please
Thank you, come again
It's a good time
Well, who knows
For the great taste
Okay, here goes
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
No
First day of work
Well, wish me luck
You'll do fine
Wanna be on time
Hey Bill, wanna go fishing?
Nope, I'm going to work
Wanna make a good impression
I hear there's a new kid starting today
I hope he's cute
We're open in a few minutes sir
What if they think it's a little late
To start a new profession
You got what it takes
You know it's true
Let you show them a trick or two
Let's see that three bacon, egg and cheese biscuits
One egg McMuffin, two sausage muffins with egg
And one large OJ
I'm sure you never did this before
Thank you, come again
How'd it go?
I don't know how they ever got along without me
Well, I could have told them that
What a great day for singing our new song
Good time, good time
Great taste, great taste
That's why this is our place
Our place
The good time, great taste of McDonald's
Good time, great taste
That's why this is our place
The good time, great taste of McDonald's
Humma humma burger, humma tic toc eva
Humma humma fries, humma tic toc eva
Humma humma shake, humma tic toc eva
Good time, great taste
McDonald's
Here's the spot
Good time, great taste
That's why this is our place
The good time, great taste
Of McD-O-N-A-L-D-S
McD-O-N-A-L-D-S
The good time, great taste
Of McDonald's
McDonald's
We were young and she was beautiful
And the time had come to tell her
Amy, you're the one I've searched for
Thought I'd never find
This is tough to say
You're sweet, you're neat, you're hard to beat
My parents are moving and I'm going with them
Getting left behind
Come on!
She took it hard so we went to her favorite little lunch place
Though I doubted she could eat
She always could surprise me
Good time, great taste
That's why this was our place
She was my first love
And I knew no one could ever take her place
The good time, great taste
Of McDonald's
McDonald's presents future Olympic hopefuls
Carlos Tapia Ruano, whose innovative soccer play could lead his country to the gold
Uta Grunewald, who might someday stun the world with her devastating backstroke
Akin Bawali, who will develop the blazing speed that will make his country and his village proud
The powerful Anatoly Nozavitsky, a name to remember in weightlifting
Kelly Peterson, equestrian events
Parakles Sinopoulos, Greco-Roman wrestling
Sachiko Tanaka, volleyball
Bob Watson, rings
Alessio Franzoni, cycling
And Jacques Bouclé, for whom discus seems the most likely event
McDonald's is proud to sponsor today's U.S. Olympic team
And to help keep the dream alive for tomorrow's Olympic hopefuls
Dad, can I parachute out of my bedroom window?
No
Can I grow a mustache?
No
Can we go shark fishing?
No
Dad, can I have a pit monkey?
No
Oh darn
Beekeeping!
No!
Dad?
What?
Can we go to McDonald's?
Yes
Yes we can
Can I drive?
No
There's a new fangled daddy coming down the street
A modern mama moving to the beat
In a high tech world you need an oasis
A place where you can get back to basics
Food, Bunk, Symbiote
Big, fat, home, bub
Food, Bunk, Symbiote
McDonald's
You're the one McDonald's
Food, Bunk, Symbiote
Hi, you must be Larry
Larry, just Larry
Look, before you develop some whole big list of expectations from me
Let me just spell out how it is
This is what I wear
Nothing important, but that's fine because I'm not a professional male model
I'm also not a doctor, I'm not a lawyer, I'm not a banker, I'm not a CPA
I am a salesperson at a record store
Therefore if you want to go out with me we will not be going to any restaurant
Which refers to itself as a bistro, a casa, Amazon
We will be going to McDonald's
Afterwards we'll catch a movie, not a play, not the opera, not the symphony, not the ballet
It'll be me, McDonald's, movie, think it over, or I'll be out in my car
My plane will just find car
Larry, McDonald's and a movie?
Sounds great
You know we're the one McDonald's
Just so you know, it's just a date, not a commitment, not a proposal, just a date
Hey, isn't that Calvin?
I haven't seen him for a while, wonder where he's heading
I heard he got a job
Is that right?
Well, it's about time he got himself together
Now that you mention it, there is something different about him
Just goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover
Looks like responsibility's been good for him
Well, I'm just glad somebody believed in him enough to give him a chance
Wonder where he's working
Welcome to McDonald's, may I help you?
Okay, you ready to go?
Yeah
You nervous at all?
A little
You can do it, ready?
Okay, now let's go, start with the pedals
Keep the wheel steady, that's it
Pedal, pedal, pedal, good
That's it, that's it
I'm gonna let go in a second, keep the wheel straight
Come on, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal
Yes, go Kelsey
You got it, honey
Yeah, that's great Kelsey, okay turn around now
Come on back Kelsey
Kelsey, where you going?
McDonald's
Kelsey, wait a second
Ronald McDonald in a new do
Hey, maybe I could use a new hairstyle
What do you think, Bertie?
Let me try
Oh, huh
Cool
Yee
Tis I, Sir Ronald
It's you
Bertie, this style really is me
Everybody loves it
We sure do, Ronald
Nice do
Testing, testing, a great band
It's gotta have a great name
How about the fresh dudes?
No way
Like I told you before
The whole world
Or trapped in small bodies
How about the chow hounds?
Not bad
Woo
Like I told you before
Don't worry
Cosmo and the Cosmets
Sit down, Cosmo
Thank you very much
Hi, my name is Mike
This is a story about me and my friends
Like my mom, she's a wonderful mother
And my dad, he is the one cool dude
That's my teacher
She is the best
Mike's a super kid
Mike is very...
Brilliant
Outspoken
That's my friend Tracy
I think she's beautiful
Come on, let's go
Come on, let's take a ride to McDonald's
There's all my friends
Hey, you know, me and James are best pals
We are a great team
High is up
Perfect
Ever since I was a little baby
People are always trying to help me
So now I love to say
Welcome to McDonald's
May I help you?
Thought of not being near you
Is impossible to be
Grandpa
Dad
Love like I was is so special
What's going on?
We really want you to come live with us
I don't want to be a problem
A problem?
You're my father
Grandpa
I'll take you to McDonald's every day
There's something going down at McDonald's
The prices
An original hamburger is just 49 cents
And a cheeseburger is just 59 cents
This is not a promotion
This is McDonald's Today
Every day I'm here to stay
You deserve a break today
Hamburger, cheeseburger
McDonald's Today
This is a McDonald's commercial take one
What's hot today?
The hottest part of McDonald's is the drive-through
It's like fast, fast, fast
Why do people come back here?
Great low prices for people like that
Great service day or night?
We're a lot quicker than other places for one thing
I'll even put a qualm nose on for them
You guys better than those guys down the street?
Oh yeah
We run circles around those guys down the street
What do you do when you make a mistake?
Fix it
What's the funniest thing anybody's ever asked you in the drive-through?
Can I have it to go?
Whatever it takes
That's McDonald's Today
It's about the kind of foods you want today
It's giving you and your budget the break you deserve
And it's treating you just the way you want to be treated
It's what you want
It's what you get
At McDonald's Today
What you want is what you get
Every day in every way
What you want is what you get
At McDonald's Today
What you want is what you get
Every day in every way
What you want is what you get
At McDonald's Today
At today's McDonald's, there's a commitment
To giving you just what you want
At McDonald's Today
Tell me, tell me, he's our man
If he can't do it, Bob can
See, see, he's our man
If he can't do it
A great man once said
Winning, gentlemen, isn't everything
It's the only thing
Look, a grasshopper
High formation, 34 sweep, on two, got it?
Just give the ball to Matt
Tell him the run-toward is dead