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Those who crave more from life have to be ready to go a little further.
They have to be prepared to go all the way
to the refrigerated section.
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Performance. It's my job.
You need the right technology.
You need the right skills.
You need the right equipment.
You need the right gasoline.
And you need the right motor oil.
You need to use your nine iron.
Good thing he can drive.
Pickle says go.
Yep, it's still a Volvo.
The new S70.
From Volvo.
Landlord.
You got a cat in there?
A cat?
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I've got a brand new role to play now.
Ex-smoker.
Only this time, I'm not acting.
After 50 years of smoking, I've finally quit for real.
I got some help.
The NICATROL patch.
From day one, NICATROL helped control even my tough cravings.
There were no multiple steps, no lengthy regimens.
In six weeks, I'd quit.
When your cravings are tough, NICATROL is tougher.
Ex-smoker.
This is a role I'll be playing for a long, long time.
Now, back to The Sting on the Superstation.
The Big Ones will continue on The Superstation.
In March, the biggest and the best movies are on the Superstation.
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Two choices for your hunting enjoyment.
Both beautifully decorated, especially for the holidays.
Not only one tastes as great as it looks.
And every box of Kellogg's Rice Krispies Treat Squares gives you a chance to win one of 10,000 prizes.
Even a trip for four to Hollywood to tour Warner Bros. Studios.
So, which would you choose this holiday season?
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There's only one choice.
Yep, it's still a Volvo.
The new S-70 from Volvo.
Milk, eggs, I'll eat out.
Revised by tomorrow.
Gee, whole extra day.
Men, I remember men.
Oh, that's where my black silk blouse is.
Motorola, where's my Motorola pager?
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Cut. Kit Kat break time.
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What's in the package?
It's a surprise for my mommy.
About 16 ounces.
This must be the new Tostitos.
Ultimate garden salsa, right?
Wow, that's amazing.
It is, isn't it?
Uh-huh.
So these must be.
Now's a good time.
Hey, any time is a good time for new bite-sized Tostitos tortilla chips and ultimate garden salsa.
Now what am I going to send my mommy?
Why don't you send yourself?
Really?
Yes.
Tostitos, now's a good time.
Another surprise visit from the Gain Ultra 2 Show and Smell Challenge.
Whoa.
Wow.
I'll just put this.
I think we're safer on this side of the fence.
There you go.
Hello.
Can you fetch me some laundry?
Now back to The Sting on The Superstation.
The Big Ones will continue on The Superstation.
Hi, I'm Lynette Jennings.
Want to make a big change in the room you're sitting in right now?
It's easy.
New carpet.
Nothing changes a room quicker, but you've got to go to somebody you can trust.
The Home Depot.
They've got lots to choose from and they guarantee their installation and their price.
In fact, they've really changed the process of buying carpet.
So when people ask me how do I start, first thing I tell them is where.
The Home Depot, wall-to-wall, coast-to-coast, nobody covers more floors.
And so after 35 years, I returned to Russell, Kansas, to my friends and my family,
to that very special place where they always called me by my first name.
Great lunch.
Barb, take a check.
Of course, Bob.
Can I see some ID?
Driver's license?
Considered the Visa Check Card?
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I just can't win.
Is what you drive a reflection of who you are?
Or is who you are a reflection of what you drive?
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Over 1,000 nominations.
342 movies.
311 awards.
Only one channel.
Dope moves out on the most award winning month on television.
31 days of Oscar.
An entire month of award winning and nominated movies.
All this month.
Completely commercial free.
Others have it.
You can too.
Call your cable company or satellite provider and cast your vote for Turner Classic Movies.
That's entertaining.
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Everybody loves this stuff.
Over the edge, that's how.
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Wednesday night.
The NBA is on TBS.
Grant Hill has the Pistons in high gear for the playoffs.
Can the Knicks grind them to a halt in the Big Apple?
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Don't miss a game.
Did you know now Fresh Steps Scoop fights ammonia odor better?
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Enterprise, hi, I'm at the repair shop. I need to rent a car.
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This is great.
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Pick Enterprise.
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Now, back to the sting on the Superstation.
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Hello?
Hi, dear, it's Mom. How are you?
Hi, Mom, I'm fine.
Really?
Really, Mom, we're fine.
Do you need anything?
No, we don't need anything.
I'm trying to worry about your salaries.
I don't know how you do it.
You're not sitting on milk crates, are you?
Mom, no.
We have a beautiful dining room.
At Ethan Allen, it's not about spending more.
It's about getting more.
Which is why you'll find our prices as refreshing as our look.
He's right here.
Do you want to talk to him?
Yes, hello?
Hurry in. Ethan Allen's essential sale is on now.
Hello?
Yes!
I say an itch is an itch.
So who decided to call it feminine?
It had to be a guy.
Whatever you call it, it gets me nuts.
I do this with Massengill medicated.
Me, too. I don't mess with anti-itch creams anymore.
Creams don't cleanse. Massengill does.
With Massengill, you actually wash in the medication doctors recommend for itching.
Maximum strength, too.
Well, that must be cool and soothing.
And cleaner.
So what do guys do for itching?
They whine.
They're guys.
Clean relief from Massengill, because it's your body, that's why.
As soon as your baby rolls over, you rush out and buy the walker,
the jumpy thing, the expensive stretch diapers.
But then you realize what you should have bought was a leash.
And these new stretch diapers from Luv's with stretchy sides to help stop those little gaps.
And when your kids get wild, Luv's work on leaks as well as fancy boy girl diapers.
But Luv's cost less. Every day without coupons.
With the money you save, go out to dinner.
Let someone else chase your kids.
Hey, live and learn and then get Luv's. New Luv's stretch.
I've got a brand new role to play now.
Ex-smoker.
Only this time, I'm not acting.
After 50 years of smoking, I've finally quit for real.
I got some help. The Nickatrol Patch.
From day one, Nickatrol helped control even my tough cravings.
There were no multiple steps, no lengthy regimens.
In six weeks, I'd quit.
When your cravings are tough, Nickatrol is tougher.
Ex-smoker.
This is a role I'll be playing for a long, long time.
Lots of Kellogg's Rice Krispies Treat Squares gives you a chance to win one of 10,000 prizes.
Even a trip for four to Hollywood to tour Warner Brothers Studios.
So, which would you choose this holiday season?
Kellogg's Rice Krispies Hoppin' Holiday Treats.
There's only one choice.
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We're looking at my Discover Card statement.
I like hats.
I've been known to wear a baseball cap in an interview if it seemed appropriate.
It makes people think that you came up with this really cool look.
How many credit cards make a statement like that?
When, really, you were just having a really bad hair day.
It pays to discover.
When you want a hot meal without a big deal, what are you gonna pick?
Hot Pockets!
Filled with pepperoni pizza or ham and cheese and a crispy crust.
What are you gonna pick?
Hot Pockets!
Try Lean Pockets, too.
It's the kitchen island.
You can take a shower in.
The shelf you use.
To wash your hands.
It's the surface that's easy to clean.
Means no grout, no mildew.
And no limit to how it makes a bath beautiful.
It's DuPont Corian.
In March, the biggest and the best movies are on the Superstation.
Now, back to The Sting on the Superstation.
The big ones will continue on the Superstation.
Sunday on TBS Destination Sunday.
It's chaos, natural disasters.
It's killer waves and deadly avalanches.
It's all part of Disaster Sunday.
Deadly disasters like you've never seen before.
On National Geographic Explorer.
Then, an unterrible comet is headed our way.
Fire from the sky.
It's all part of Disaster Sunday.
Sunday, beginning at 7 Eastern.
On TBS Destination Sunday.
Honey, where are my blue socks?
The Monopoly Game at McDonald's.
You could win a million dollars just by large or super-sized fries,
and you could win this prize.
It's our best Monopoly game ever.
You're in the draw with the money.
Duh.
What do you want with your prize?
Here comes one.
An 87 Buick station wagon.
Got it.
74 Volkswagen Beetle.
A 285 horsepower V8 six-speed 1997 Chevy Camaro Z28.
Yeah, but what color?
The Fisher-Price Wild Western Town was as on-rear a place as I ever laid eyes on.
That is, until the kid showed up.
You see, the kid had little patience for common outlaws and farmers.
So he waged a one-man battle for truth and justice.
And when the dust settled...
Thanks for jumping in, Parker.
...things were left standing tall.
The Great Adventure's Wild Western Town and the Legend.
Those who crave more from life have to be ready to go a little further.
They have to be prepared to go all the way to the refrigerated section.
If it's pickle crunch you crave, you're ready for the cold snap of Clawson.
Helen's back with her.
She'd take two Tylenol, but hours later, she'd have to take more.
Her doctor said, try a leave.
I could take just two a leave all day.
With Tylenol, I was taking up to eight.
A leave works up to 12 hours.
A leave, all day strong, all day long.
Now there's a fat-free snack with all the crunch of popcorn, but you won't believe it.
Get outta here.
All the rich flavor of toffee, but you won't believe it.
No way.
Because it's completely, wholly, utterly, without a doubt, fat-free.
Yeah, right.
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You better believe it.
They say the 50s were the golden age of television.
But today we can actually use our TVs to surf the Internet.
So we can go places we've always dreamed of going.
Find out about almost anything.
Hear things we've never heard before.
Amazing.
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I've got a brand new role to play now.
Ex-smoker.
Only this time, I'm not acting.
After 50 years of smoking, I've finally quit for real.
I got some help.
The Nicotrol Patch.
From day one, Nicotrol helped control even my tough cravings.
There were no multiple steps, no lengthy regimens.
In six weeks, I'd quit.
When your cravings are tough, Nicotrol is tougher.
Ex-smoker.
This is a role I'll be playing for a long, long time.
Now, back to The Sting on the Superstation.
The Big Ones will continue on the Superstation.
Just how far do you have to go
to get a delicious Eggo waffle all to yourself?
Do I have to say leggo?
Eggo waffles, part of a good breakfast.
I can't believe that worked.
Who was that guy?
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Mr. Keebler, my friend's a chocoholic,
and she needs something chocolatey.
A fudge shop cookie?
Oh, cookies aren't enough for me.
Uh, I mean her.
Not some factory cookies, but Keebler fudge shop cookies are.
Fudge shop, fudge shop, fudge shop, Keebler fudge shop.
Try a grasshopper.
Chocolatey mint cookies drenched in luscious fudge.
Oh, fudge!
Uh-uh.
Thanks, Keebler, I needed that.
You mean she did?
Yeah.
Got a chocolatey cookie craving?
Go to the Keebler fudge shop.
Sunday, on the next Impact,
a normal, healthy baby girl permanently crippled by severe abuse.
We were told that if she made it, she would be a vegetable.
More and more children are suffering lifelong disabilities,
and it's costing taxpayers millions.
Then the stuff of science fiction is fast becoming fact.
It can also allow you to do things like see through walls.
Meet techno wizards weaving computer magic
on the weekly news magazine Impact, Sunday, 9 Eastern, on CNN.
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Yep, it's still a Volvo.
The new S70 from Volvo.
There's excitement in the air.
The next generation in messaging.
Soon you can get a message and send a reply.
Now your pager can talk to you.
Good luck, son.
It's all possible through Motorola Flex technology.
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It's not just his favorite shirt.
It's his lucky shirt.
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It's movies to die for.
Killer movies every Monday night.
This Monday, objects in her mirror may be more deadly than they appear.
Please, let's just turn back.
Down!
I've been waiting every minute since I quit prison to be dead.
Lee Renick, Rearview Mirror.
Movies to die for.
Killer movies every Monday night.
805 Eastern Monday.
Only on the Superstation.
The Big Ones continues with Coolhand Luke.
Of all the great actors in this movie, only one of them got an Oscar.
Here's a hint.
He's got really fresh breath.
Coolhand Luke, next on the Superstation.
Now, back to The Sting on the Superstation.
The Big Ones will continue on the Superstation.
In March, the biggest and the best movies are on the Superstation.
And they're brought to you by Kellogg's.
The best to you each morning.
They wouldn't start without me.
They have some marshmallows.
Would they?
Let me stir them.
You guys, you're making rice krispies treats in there.
This is fun.
Maybe Tony the Tiger needs a partner.
This is no way to treat a cultural icon.
Duh.
That was fun.
Hey, Pop, next time you should join us.
Kellogg's Rice Krispie Cereal lets someone in on the fun.
The RCA Home Theater.
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Better get out of the way.
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Your daughter has an American Express student card.
She'll be able to get great deals on flights home.
It gives you more choices.
With that card, you can extend the payments.
It's very flexible.
You're going to get a reward point for every dollar you spend.
Our senior member card has a lower fee.
It gives you some more options.
I'm sure we've got a card that'll work for you.
Whoever you are, American Express helps you do more.
A doctor can actually see where you feel dryness when you take some sinus medicines.
Many contain ingredients that make sensitive nasal tissue feel dry and uncomfortable.
But now there's Sudafed Non-Drying Sinus.
Sudafed's non-drowsy decongestant plus an extra medication in a formula
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Take the right sinus medicine.
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It's the countertop that goes in your shower.
The dining room table you do the dishes in.
It's the surface that cleans easily, looks beautiful indefinitely,
and knows no boundaries.
It's to pull a core in.
This much dirt is a nightmare without Eureka's Dream Machine,
the steam cleaner with a full-width motorized brush roll for deep down fiber cleansing.
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Tools on board for above floor.
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Cut. Kit Kat break time.
One, two, a one, two, three, four.
Give me a break, give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.
Give me a break, give me a break.
I want to take a break with that Kit Kat bar.
It's the way to take a break that really makes your day.
That's why wherever you go you hear the people say.
Give me a break, give me a break.
I want to take a break with that Kit Kat bar.
Perfect.
Now, back to The Sting on the Superstation.
This presentation is brought to you by Ethan Allen.
Whether your style is classic or contemporary, everyone's at home with Ethan Allen.
Hurry in, there's a sale on right now.
Hello?
Hi dear, it's Mom, how are you?
Hi Mom, I'm fine.
Really?
Really Mom, we're fine.
Do you need anything?
No, we don't need anything.
I kind of worry about your salaries.
I don't know how you do it.
You're not sitting on milk crates, are you?
Mom, no.
We have a beautiful dining room.
At Ethan Allen, it's not about spending more, it's about getting more.
Which is why you'll find our prices as refreshing as our look.
He's right here.
Do you want to talk to him?
Yes, hello?
Hurry in, Ethan Allen's essential sale is on now.
Hello?
Dad, I want a pager.
A Motorola?
Really?
What's in it for me?
Death.
You want me?
If I'm ever late, you page me.
See, we can make this connection.
You know, I mean I'm never going to take it to school.
I'll respond like that and then your pages come first.
You would do that for me?
Would you do something else for me?
Shave Motorola Pagers to know now.
Put on a clean shirt.
Motorola, what you never thought possible.
Hey, I was reading it.
Reading what?
Ingredients.
Okay, what are they?
Crunchy little corn balls, no colors, no flavors, no junky stuff.
You didn't read that.
Yes, I did.
Now kids can get a free Dr. Seuss classic to read with two proofs of purchase plus shipping.
Okay, then what does this say?
No, please don't reduce.
Kicks, kid tested, mother approved.
It's the kitchen island.
You can take a shower in.
The shelf you use.
To wash your hands.
It's the surface that's easy to clean.
Means no grout, no mildew.
And no limit to how it makes a bath beautiful.
It's DuPont Corian.
This season, the NBA is on TNT and TBS.
See some of the NBA's best every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday night.
Celebrating 50 years of the NBA every week on TNT and TBS.
Don't miss a game.
With the Vortec engine in a Chevy S10, you can go around the world four times
before you have to stop for a tune-up.
Have a nice trip.
Chevy S10, like a rock.
Nothing melts away the cold like a delicious hot bowl of candle soup.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Candles makes everything.
At Firestone, we take our competitive traditions seriously.
Take our sale on steel belted radials.
Now competitively priced at four for $99.
With a 45,000 mile limited warranty.
So hurry in to Firestone.
I really do have dandruff, so I did it.
I took the Denerex test.
Denerex tingled.
Head and shoulders, nothing.
All these have effective dandruff medicine,
but Denerex has something extra that tingles, feels fresh.
You won't see me scratching my head in Miami.
Denerex, the serious dandruff shampoo.
Now, back to The Sting on the Superstation.
Two choices for your hunting enjoyment.
Both beautifully decorated, especially for the holidays.
Not only one tastes as great as it looks,
and every box of Kellogg's Rice Krispies Treat Squares gives you a chance to win one of 10,000 prizes.
Even a trip for four to Hollywood to tour Warner Brothers Studios.
So, which would you choose this holiday season?
Kellogg's Rice Krispies Hoppin' Holiday Treats.
There's only one choice.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
They will be here.
I don't see anything.
The guidebook says this is the place.
Whose idea was this?
Introducing Chevy Venture.
The minivan with the widest dual sliding doors.
So, where are they?
Slippin' in and out has never been so easy.
Honey, maybe we ought to go further down.
Let's go.
The all-new Chevy Venture is here.
Let's go.
This is obviously not the spot.
Unlike those big juice companies, we have a different idea about window offices,
cutting overhead, even liquid assets.
Florida's natural premium brand, not from Concentrate Juice,
is made by a co-op of growers whose only business is making juices.
They own the land, the trees, the company.
So, although our idea of market forecast may be a little different,
it's a difference you can taste.
Florida's natural premium brand juice.
I've got two full-time jobs.
So many people count on you.
I wouldn't change anything, I think.
Somehow you managed to shine through.
Worthington, exclusively at JCPenney, fits your life.
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JCPenney, I love your style.
Sunday night. It's Disaster Sunday.
Experts warn a collision with a killer comet is very likely.
Fire from the sky.
A TVS Superstation Original.
Sunday night, 9 Eastern, only on TVS Destination Sunday.