TBS presents Johnson & Johnson Theater.
A TBS President's Day fact.
President George Bush flew 58 combat missions during World War II.
Ted Stryker also flew combat missions in the war, though not as well.
A truly shocking similarity.
Airplane is next on TBS.
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With its available 183-horsepower engine, the all-new 4Runner is so rugged, it can take you far from civilization.
Which is ironic, when you consider that with its immense, well-appointed interior.
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Good morning, guys.
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Hey, Snackwell's guy.
You lost?
No.
This is Snackwell's double chocolate, non-fat yogurt.
Who's gonna buy chocolate yogurt?
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I don't know.
I think you guys over at Snackwell's have finally lost your cookies.
Get it?
Cookies?
Snackwell's double chocolate yogurt?
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Can we ever make enough?
As a little girl, whenever I got sick, my mom always brought me a bowl of chicken soup.
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President's Day fact.
Coincidence or fate?
You decide.
George Washington loved to eat crab.
It was his favorite food.
The meal served in airplane that made the crew and passengers so sick was fish.
Both crab and fish come from the ocean.
Just one more startling similarity on President's Day.
And now, back to the airplane on TBS.
President's Day fact.
Coincidence or fate?
You decide.
In 1910, Theodore Roosevelt became the first president to fly, taking a four-minute flight on a plane built by the Wright brothers.
The average altitude was 50 feet, which is the precise altitude of this plane two seconds into its flight.
Did the makers of airplane plan this as a plane destined ode to our 26th president?
This is just one more startling similarity between Hollywood and the White House.
We'll have more airplanes coming up on TBS.
What's the most important thing you put on?
Is it red?
No.
Is it green?
I'll bet it's green.
Uh-uh. It's clear.
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Clear enough?
Hey, wait a minute.
What's the most important thing you put on?
Leaves no messy white stuff behind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I can't wait to attack this mountain.
My sinuses are already attacking me.
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Life just got easier.
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A hair color that's a cream.
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It even protects.
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The TBS President's Day Salute continues.
And now, back to Airplane on TBS.
The TBS President's Day Salute will continue with more airplanes coming up on TBS.
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Saturday night, TBS presents the fourth annual Trumpet Awards.
Big stars, outstanding honorees.
Jesse Jackson, Rolanda, Johnny Cochran and more.
The Trumpet Awards, Saturday night at 8.05 Eastern, exclusively on TBS.
When I got a yeast infection, I called my doctor.
And she told me something I never knew.
She said you can start using Monistat 7 cream right now to relieve the itching.
I didn't know that.
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In their moment,
for their time,
Olympic athletes are the most photographed people on earth.
And for 100 years,
more of those pictures have been captured on Kodak Film than any other.
Kodak, what film is in your camera?
Managing a family is like managing a business.
But moms don't get sick days.
There are deadlines.
You're late.
Cash flow issues.
Milk money. Thanks, ma.
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Mom, can we keep him?
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See you later, alligator.
President's Day fact.
Coincidence or fate?
You decide.
George Washington loved to eat crab.
It was his favorite food.
The meal served in airplane that made the crew and passengers so sick was fish.
Both crab and fish come from the ocean.
Just one more startling similarity on President's Day.
And now, back to the airplane on TBS.
President's Day fact.
Coincidence or fate?
You decide.
In 1910, Theodore Roosevelt became the first president to fly,
taking a four-minute flight on a plane built by the Wright brothers.
The average altitude was 50 feet,
which is the precise altitude of this plane two seconds into its flight.
Did the makers of airplanes plan this as a plane destined to owe to our 26th president?
This is just one more startling similarity between Hollywood and the White House.
We'll have more airplanes coming up on TBS.
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Good morning, guys.
Just when you think your diarrhea medicine is working...
Oh, boy. What's wrong?
...it can let you down.
But you can count on Imodium A.D. to stop diarrhea,
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I told you we should have stopped for Imodium A.D.
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It's nice to know you can count on Playtex
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We have your solution.
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The TBS President's Day Salute continues.
And now, back to Airplane on TBS.
The TBS President's Day Salute will continue with more airplanes
coming up on TBS.
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I can't wait to attack this mountain.
My sinuses are already attacking me.
No worries today, honey. No pressure.
Oh, except sinus pressure.
Nothing is going to keep us from the top.
Except this sinus headache.
Only Tylenol Sinus contains extra-strength Tylenol brand pain reliever for tough sinus headaches
and a maximum-strength decongestant to clear pressure and congestion.
I feel great.
I wish I could say the same.
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It's February. Oh, hum, you're bored, nothing to do? What else is new?
Sears is having a big two-day sale, the President's Day sale.
Use your Sears card and take 10% off everything in the store, even if it's on sale.
You pick up a pencil, you do the math, an extra 10% off sale prices, too.
You add a big savings on everything in the store. You get rid of boredom.
So get your Sears card and get to Sears this Sunday and Monday only.
Hi, who's this?
Mel.
What you thinking about, Mel?
Something sweet.
Like what?
Creamy caramel.
What would you like to do with it?
I'd cover it with roasted peanuts.
Roasted peanuts and creamy caramel?
Wow, you're making me so hungry.
What you want is a payday.
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Life just got easier.
It's Playtex's new Soft Comfort Tampons with their softest, most comfortable applicator ever.
It's extra soft for extra comfortable protection.
It's nice to know you can count on Playtex when life isn't so comfortable.
New Soft Comfort.
Because Playtex is comfort.
No matter what kind of hair you have, keep it protected, feeling strong, looking beautiful.
We have your solution.
JuraMac.
President's Day Fact.
Coincidence or fate?
You decide.
George Washington loved to eat crab.
It was his favorite food.
The meal served in Airplane that made the crew and passengers so sick was fish.
Both crab and fish come from the ocean.
Just one more startling similarity on President's Day.
And now, Back to Airplane on TBS.
This presentation of Airplane is brought to you by Monastat 7, the number one choice of women, the number one recommendation of doctors.
When I got a yeast infection, I called my doctor, and she told me something I never knew.
She said, you can start using Monastat 7 cream right now to relieve the itching.
I didn't know that.
Turns out the very same Monastat cream I use for a cure at night, I can also use for fast relief of external itching during the day.
No wonder my doctor thinks so highly of it.
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It's February.
Ho hum, you're bored, nothing to do?
What else is new?
Sears is having a big two-day sale, the President's Day sale.
Use your Sears card and take 10% off everything in the store, even if it's on sale.
You pick up a pencil, you do the math, an extra 10% off sale prices too.
You add a big savings on everything in the store, you get rid of boredom.
So get your Sears card and get to Sears, this Sunday and Monday only.
It's crunch time, and next up is Peter Mooney from Seattle.
I'm going with a 67 pink convertible and 4,000 light bulbs.
Oh my, those are 41 bulbs.
The world is full of crunches, but there's only one Nestle crunch, creamy milk chocolate and crispy little crunchies.
Now that's a crunch.
Nothing sounds like a Nestle crunch.
I'll never forget my first morning at the station, neither will the Chief.
Hey, Junior.
You bought Folger's Crystal? That's not the Chief's coffee.
You're in trouble.
What's going on?
Rookie bought it, Chief.
Folger's decaffeinated crystals are made with mountain-grown beans and are darker than this freeze-dried brand.
And even the toughest critic can appreciate that.
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The TBS President's Day Salute continues.
And now, back to Airplane on TBS.
Tomorrow on TBS.
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Or this?
Or how about this?
Then don't miss America's Funniest Home Videos.
7.05 Eastern, tomorrow on TBS.
The TBS President's Day Fact.
Upon graduating from the Naval Academy, President-