It was like a fairy story going wrong.
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She just didn't have any love.
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He really looked like he was at death's door.
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There were no rules.
Experience the greatest true Hollywood stories ever told every night at 8, all September long, only on E!
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Bob Patterson has solved the problems of millions.
If you can see it, you can be it.
But what about Bob Patterson's problems?
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A man with all the answers searches for a clue.
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And I don't have to make believe I like it.
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Got it.
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Experience the greatest true Hollywood stories ever told.
It was like a fairy story.
Gone wrong.
Every night at 8, all September long, only on E!
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When my job transferred me to Japan, it was moving home for me.
But for my husband, it was 7,000 miles away from diners, friends, football.
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He's starting to fit in really well, at least in most cases.
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Same dramas, new time. The E! True Hollywood Story, now at its new time, 8 o'clock every night, only on E!
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She stole the heart of the nation on TV's Father Knows Best.
She was extremely talented, cute as a button.
But no one knew the dark secrets Lauren Chapin kept.
My father was molesting me.
Secrets that forced her into prostitution.
Turning as many as 15, 20, 30, 40 tricks a night.
Drugs and despair.
I took that meat cleaver to my left arm.
Follow the shocking story of a child star's escape from hell.
I literally wanted to die.
Lauren Chapin, tomorrow at 8 on the E! True Hollywood Story.
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Connor O'Neill had nothing he could count on.
You're looking for a faith?
Until he met 10 kids.
All right, let me break it down and tell you what I quit.
Cockroaches, cats, eating up my balls.
Okay, I got it. Thanks.
Who gave him something to believe in.
What do you do around here for fun?
Play baseball with you.
Oh my God, he caught it.
On September 14th.
One of the most important things in life is showing up.
I'm blown away by your ability to show up.
Hardball.
We're the PG-13.
Way to use your head, Jamal.
Starts Friday, September 14th.
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How well do you know my daughter?
Build me up.
Buttercup, baby, then you bring me down.
I have a sense you don't know Sidney at all.
You can't tell anyone about this.
Get in.
Daddy?
Alias, coming soon to ABC.
Look at you losers.
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Experience the greatest true Hollywood stories ever told.
It was like a fairy story going wrong.
Every night at 8, all September long, only on E.
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You're not afraid, are you? You're going to be a good girl, right?
Now where am I going to pick you up?
Right here. Right here.
Ready?
Try not to cry, okay? Okay.
Okay, go on, Eddie.
What's wrong with your mom?
I don't know, but I guess I'll have to take her to McDonald's after school.
The 240-horsepower Nissan Pathfinder.
Hey, Julie, how was your summer?
Julie?
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My shoes? You like them?
Oh, and this shirt?
It's medium, but enough about me.
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Will she feel the same way if you lose your hair?
Sure, she'll just feel it about somebody else.
Don't worry, I love you.
Anyway, you don't have to lose it.
Are you talking about Rogaine?
Rogaine, maybe. Why not?
Rogaine, yeah, why not?
It's simple, it's safe, and it's clinically proven to help stop hair loss and regrow hair.
Does she want you to use Rogaine?
Better ask.
There were no rules.
Every night at 8, all September long, only on E!
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Same dramas.
Dirty, frightened, paranoid.
New time.
The E! True Hollywood Story, now at its new time, 8 o'clock every night, only on E!
There's a place where folks celebrate life and get real fired up over food.
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Make your taste buds dance with tangy tequila lime chicken
or sizzling fajitas.
Or, for a limited time, the Southwest Steak Skillet,
11 ounces of heaven grilled to perfection.
It's got to be Applebee's.
Introducing Venus, the first razor designed to make you feel like a goddess.
Soft cushions surround three blades for the closest shave in just one stroke
so your skin stays smoother and longer.
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At Pearl Vision, our fabulous buy one get one free sale just got better.
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And with school just around the corner,
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Papa loves Mambo.
Mamma loves Mambo.
Look at him sway with it.
Getting so gay with it.
Shoutin' Olay with it.
Wow.
Papa loves Mambo.
Mambo papa.
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Don't forget to rumba.
And don't forget to samba.
Papa.
Love the Mambo tonight.
Every specially marked Tic Tac pack is worth a point.
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Bob Patterson has solved the problems of millions.
If you can see it, you can be it.
But what about Bob Patterson's problems?
Yes.
Like self-esteem.
The verge of career collapse.
Why would you bring that up?
Communication.
Do you need to discuss the divorce?
And understanding what women want.
A man with all the answers searches for a clue.
Coming soon on ABC.
Revenge fueled him.
He's the most dangerous kind of man.
He wants to be a musketeer.
Love inspired him.
I'm coming back for you.
Honor drove him.
What you do is most important for France.
I will kill him.
The story is legend.
All for one.
But the adventure is just beginning.
The Musketeer.
Rated PG-13.
At theaters Friday, September 7th.
Watch the stars.
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How well do you know my daughter?
Hold me up, buttercup baby, then you bring me down.
I have a sense you don't know Sidney at all.
You can't tell anyone about this.
Get in.
Daddy?
Alias, coming soon to ABC.
How'd this happen?
I said I wanted to go hiking tomorrow, not bring home Charo.
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Okay, so let's say you're at a party and someone says, would you like something to drink?
And you say, oh, nothing.
Thank you.
Okay, so this is that Aquafina is pure nothing.
See?
Nothing.
Okay, so then when you see this person again, you can say, excuse me, did you forget?
I asked for nothing.
Maybe you can say it a little nicer.
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The Television Academy has honored the E True Hollywood Story with an Emmy nomination.
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Let's face it, the chance you'll hit a game winning home run here at Yankee Stadium is
pretty slim.
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Maybe you'll feel like this after all.
Check this out, dog.
Comedy Central's Laf Riot standup competition is heating up.
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Come see today's hottest young comics compete for fame and fortune in the semi-final rounds.
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