Whether it's the stylish design, the advanced technology, or even the extensive warranty.
There's a whole new Hyundai, any way you look at it.
Four tires fuel is out the door.
I feel the heat radiating out of your spin.
It's nasty hot.
We asked some of the hottest guys in the pit to switch antiperspirants.
Ultra-dry degree, body heat activated.
Wow, I've never seen this before.
When your body heat rises, degree ultra-dry's powerful new form releases extra protection
when you need it most.
This is one of the few products that can keep up with me.
It kept me dry.
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Well, it's better than my old stick.
New degree ultra-dry.
Now more than ever, your body heat turns it off.
The proof is in the pit.
So it's called a TNT two million dollar shootout, huh?
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We know every passageway, every chamber.
If there's a change, we'll recognize it.
And if there's a problem, we'll fix it.
We work here.
You could say we know the place by heart.
I like being in control.
With this Denerex, I control the cause of my dandruff every day.
Denerex Advanced Formula's medicine doesn't just treat the symptoms.
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Now that's serious control.
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That's me, Bill.
Here we are at the Super 8.
For reservations, call 1-800-800-8000.
David!
Well, the reason we're here
As man and woman
Is to love each other
Take care of each other
Love walks in the room
Everybody stand up
Dockers khakis.
One leg at a time.
Come on, come on.
Wait up, wait up.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sitting in the morning sun
I'll be sitting when the evening comes
Whether it's the stylish design
I'm sitting on the dock of the boat
Or the advanced technology
Watching the tide
Or even the extensive warranty
It's a whole new Monday
Any way you look at it
Call alone
Mailman, it's been a long time.
Whoa!
Mailman!
You grew hair!
That's right.
Couldn't have done it without my Rogaine.
The new Rogaine Extra Strength for Men.
It's concentrated.
It gets more to the root to grow
45% more hair than the original.
Nice rebound.
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The art of tennis
as played by the Masters.
Tennis on ESPN.
You buy a bigger house to make your life easier.
Now you need bigger furniture to fill your bigger house.
That makes your life harder.
But you find someone who gives you a big loan
and makes your life easier.
But as you're enjoying the big furniture
the bigger roof on your bigger house brings a big leak
making your life harder.
So you find someone who repairs the leak
and makes your life easier.
But there's one little thing.
Your big house has a big pest problem.
That makes your life a lot harder.
Make your life easier.
Use the bell at line of yellow pages.
It's life.
Listed alphabetically.
My vision of the future.
What else is behind?
I don't know.
I'll check out the Web TV listings.
Let this be noticed to all the...
Hey!
A med sword!
Hey, cool!
That is one ugly beetle.
No, it's a turtle.
Beetle.
It is a turtle.
It's a beetle.
Turtle.
Hey, there's a website.
An armadillo?
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Watch what's possible.
The NASCAR Ride Along program puts you in the action.
And this is Carmen, my niece.
She's Mary Lee's daughter.
Do you remember Mary Lee?
This is my beautiful granddaughter, Chrissy.
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This is...
Who is this?
That's Stewart.
Stewart?
Yeah, he married Eleanor.
You're right.
NASCAR on ESPN.
Come along for the ride.
Once again, we would like to thank you for joining us.
We'll catch up with sports legends, Joe Namath and Frank Gifford, for a preview of class and institution.
All my rally friends are about for Monday night.
The coaches have grown up with it.
Almost every fan in the country has.
How about I've been here 27 years?
You know something, though?
Talk of stability, that on Monday night there's going to be a football game and A.B.
After the show, stay tuned to...
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Golf's not hard with Tiger Woods, and here's New T.W.
The common problem in golf is the slice.
One solution is to play with the gallery.
Having women and children to my left and right is a handy reminder that I need to keep my clubface square.
Now let's see how this tip works for Joe, a 27-handicapper from Logansport.
Go get him, Joe.
Now let's see how this tip works for Joe, a 27-handicapper from Logansport. Go get him, Joe.
Joe overcompensated for a slice and hooked it.
Something we'll be sure to work on next time.
Why is America on America Online?
Email is really cool.
We can shop.
It puts the whole Internet right at my fingertips.
And we've spent over $500 million to more than triple capacity.
You name it. Online, I've got it.
America Online. So easy to use, no wonder it's number one.
Good. Good.
You all right?
Ooh.
Good.
Hold up, hold up.
Right there. Right there. Right there.
Hey!
Ah!
Come on, you call yourself Cy Young?
Guys, come on.
Hey, let's go fire someone's sign.
Let's go.
Check out Classic Sports' website at www.classicsports.com
for listings, legends, and the chance to tell us what you want to see on Classic Sports Network.
You see coffee.
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There's nothing like the feeling of a new car,
the look, the shine, the smell.
We bottled it.
Armor-all-protected.
It shines. It protects.
It's new car juice.
The car's fuel is out in the door.
Feel the heat radiating out of your skin.
It's nasty hot.
We asked some of the hottest guys in the pits to switch antiperspirants.
Ultra-dry degree. Body heat activated.
Wow, I've never seen this before.
When your body heat rises, degree ultra-dry's powerful new form
releases extra protection when you need it most.
This is one of the few products that can keep up with me.
It kept me dry. Ultra-dry.
Well, it's better than my old stick.
New degree ultra-dry.
Now more than ever, your body heat turns it on.
I'm in.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Hate me because in 30 minutes I can hack into your computer system
and bring your entire company to its knees.
So while you're watching me, who's watching your network?
In Pool, this is the ultimate shot.
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Satellite TV. Hundreds of channels, better than cables.
Sounds great. Forget about it.
First, the guy tells me I need all this hardware.
Ka-ching. Then there's installation.
Another 200 bucks. No problem.
Then I find out satellite systems don't carry local channels.
What's up with that? I watch local news, sports and weather twice a day.
And get this, with satellite TV,
the same channels I already have with cable could actually cost more.
Satellite TV? No thanks. I'll keep my cable.
Cable TV, the best value in home entertainment.
You're hooked on hockey.
You watch till your eyes play hat tricks on you.
You even dream hockey.
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Sitting in the morning sun
I'll be sitting when the evening comes
Whether it's the stylish design
I'm sitting on the dock of the boat
The advanced technology
Watching the tide
Or even the extensive warranty
There's a whole new Hyundai
Any way you look at it.
Home Depot's philosophy is cutting edge.
What does the customer want?
We always got something new coming out on the floor.
Things that you were wishing would get on the market
and then all of a sudden, wow, there it is.
It's important to give the customer everything needed
to do any project around their home.
Like great Grillmaster grills,
the flame control system makes certain you get sure starts,
even heat, less flare-ups, and perfect meat.
Come see the complete line of Grillmaster grills at the great Grillmaster event.
It's happening this weekend at the Home Depot.
Yeah, Ted, let me put you on speaker.
Hey, NetBoy, tell my agent what you told me.
Well, if you access my Zone Games customized box score, the Composal Player's net worth,
you'll see that Mr. Salmon's RBI has been well ahead of Sammy Sosa in fantasy baseball ranking,
yet Sosa earns five mil more.
What?
Can you believe that?
Don't worry, Tim, I'll get the vacancy on the blower.
Of course, Ted, it's just a fantasy baseball...
Shut up, NetBoy.
Look, I'm your agent, Tim. Let me take care of this.
Shut up, NetBoy.
Check out Classic Sports' website
at www.classicsports.com for listings, legends,
and the chance to tell us what you want to see on Classic Sports Network.
So it's called AT&T $2 million shootout, huh?
Five shots, two mil.
Two million dollars.
Hmm, it's the NBA Finals.
Two mil.
Could be me.
Just call 1-888-6-FINALS and you can win a trip to the NBA Finals
and a shot at $2 million or thousands of other prizes.
So call now.
Hey, Lenny, know what you could do with $2 million?
You could move that basket higher and to the right.
Just call 1-888-6-FINALS now.
Guys like me don't get much respect.
I mean, I'm not even a cereal box.
But, man, I could care less.
I like being in control.
With this Denerex, I control the cause of my dandruff every day.
Denerex Advanced Formula's medicine doesn't just treat the symptoms.
It controls the leading cause of dandruff called Peele Valley.
Now, that's serious control.
Denerex Advanced Formula.
...Nazareth Speedway, Andretti's home turf, or Zanotti's new stomping ground. Somebody's gunning at smoke. Cart Nazareth 200, Sunday at 12.30, only on ESPN.
The touch of revolution is creeping the land.
But we must keep eating.
Wipe the salsa from your chin.
Salute Gordita and our glorious leader.
Gordita, take care. Hard year.
They're both out of the clean cheeses and filling the lives of the people for just $99.10 each.
Viva Gordita.
Four tires fueling out the door.
Feel the heat radiating out of your skin.
It's nasty hot.
We asked some of the hottest guys in the pits to switch antiperspirants.
Ultra Dry Degree. Body heat activated.
Wow, I've never seen this before.
When your body heat rises, Degree Ultra Dry's powerful new form releases extra protection when you need it most.
This is one of the few products that can keep up with me.
It kept me dry. Ultra dry.
Well, it's better than my old stick.
New Degree Ultra Dry. Now more than ever, your body heat turns it on.
The proof is in the pit.
When you've lived seven or eight lives, you can make some pretty long-lasting friendships.
But even when you've known someone forever.
Can I see some ID, please?
Without ID, you're history.
Use the Visa Check Card. It's an ATM card that deducts directly from your checking account everywhere Visa's accepted.
Works like a check, only better.
Caesar likes me better.
Whether it's the stylish design.
The advanced technology.
Or even the extensive warranty.
There's a whole new Monday.
Anyway, you look at it.
It's Kawasaki's motorcycle meltdown.
We're talking up to $1,000 cash back or dynamite financing on select late-model Kawasaki's.
Price-melting cash back on ZX-6 sport bikes, race-bred ZX-6Rs, and formidable ZX-9Rs.
And how about Vulcan 1500L and 1500 Classic Cruisers?
Or qualified buyers can choose zero-down low-interest financing.
Get to Kawasaki's motorcycle meltdown now.
See your Kawasaki dealer, Kawasaki of Ramsey, at 995 Route 17 in Ramsey.
At Cablevision, we offer customer service 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
And an on-time service call is guaranteed.
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But Cablevision won't stop there.
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Is better.
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At Cablevision, we want you to know all about Star.
Let the song say it.
Moody, Moody, Moody, Moody, Moody, Moody, Moody.
When a one will be the one he loves.
May not last, may fall, may not last.
I don't know.
By the end of the century, it should be over.
But if you ask me, I'd say that if it's not over, if it's still going on,
you're going to see some young players who are twice the ability I have.
And that's going to be something to see.
Because I tell you, as you may know, I have shown some ability.
Folks, let's talk about how important it is to pledge your support to the Miller Lite racing team.
Mary, we have a caller.
Hi, this is Nancy from the county library.
Go ahead, Nancy.
I'd like to challenge all librarians to six cases.
Six cases? Nancy, you must really like beer.
No, not really. But that Rusty Wallace has a real nice...
Mary, now that's a real race fan for you.
What are you going to do?
Beauty, prepare to meet your beast.
Excuse me, but if you dial 1-800-Collect...
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You know about 1-800-Collect Super Low Rates, too?
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Now, from the KYO East Radio Storm Center, the school announcements.
All public and parochial schools are open today.
No transportation.
Delaware County closed at 4.52, 4.54, 4.55, 4.61, two hours late in the morning kindergarten.
5.03 is closed. 5.05 is...
Hey, Chilts and Sparks, what a place.
It's always been my way or no way, right?
So when I go away, I stay at Super 8.
I want it comfortable. Am I right?
I want my VIP discount and friendly people.
But not too friendly.
Life's great at Super 8.
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Later on Sports Center, the Red Sox get some more late-inning magic.
Bobby Hamilton goes from the pole to victory lane in Martinsville.
The Yanks and Blue Jays battle north of the border, and we preview the NHL playoffs.
Bill Pito on with Kenny Mayne, Sports Center, at 11 p.m. Eastern.
You're watching a special preview of ESPN Classic Sports.
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