Okay, you've got an NFL Sunday ticket and four months of DirecTV's best programming
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Free?
Am I dreaming?
No.
You sure I'm not dreaming?
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Welcome to the state of independence.
I'm Greg Ferro from Valley Stream, Long Island.
I would like to major in meteorology.
The best thing about optimum online is the speed.
With the weather, you know, things happen fast.
He's a very accurate kid.
If I'm not mistaken, he's a serious louts.
If I had dial-up, things would go a lot slower.
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I guess I'm just so used to optimum online now, everything moving so fast that I would
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On the next American Justice.
He admitted to doing all these things.
It was not a valid defense.
This was not an accident.
Who is lying?
Who is telling the truth?
Only on American Justice to 989 on A&E.
Sarah, you know that summer home you've always dreamed of building here?
Yeah.
What about it?
I've been thinking.
If we juggle some things in the portfolio, I think we could make that happen a little
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Oh, wow.
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Sweet.
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World Championship.
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And here's the kick.
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Welcome to the state of independence.
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You never seem to win my romance in.
The only time you hold me is when we're dancing.
I don't know why I love you like I do.
I don't know why, but I do.
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Four months free?
Am I dreaming?
No sir.
Are you sure I'm not dreaming?
All of a sudden Carmen Electra's hitting on me, but she's got the body of my old high
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Smart is having associates who are passionate about pets, who give helpful advice to keep
your pet healthy for life, and who always provide gentle, loving care.
At PetSmart, you'll always find the help you need to make your pet healthier and happier.
Maybe that's why more pet parents shop here than any other specialty pet store.
PetSmart.
Okay, here are the facts.
You're looking at Mr. Opportunity, I'm looking at a beautiful Civic, and lucky break for
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The 2004 Honda clearance, hey, you wait, you're going to be late.
Now you can lease a new Civic value package for $159 a month for 36 months and wear your
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Good.
I'm Mr. Opportunity, and I'm knocking.
Scissors, backpack, erasers, pencils, want it, got it, want it, need it, need it, got
it, got it, finally a visit, I got your favorite cornflakes.
You'd have to eat four bowls of cornflakes to get the B vitamins in one bowl of total.
You should eat.
How about raisin, brand mom?
10 bowls to match the zinc in total.
You're too skinny anyway.
You always like your special case.
40 bowls to match total's calcium.
If you don't eat it, I'll have to throw it out.
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I know what she's done.
He wants you.
Stop it!
Kevin Spacey, Julianne Moore, and Kate Blanchett in The Shipping News, Sunday at 8 on A&E.
I hunt down human beings and bring them to justice.
I'm also a father.
I need you to pay attention.
You need to stop.
Freeze!
Stop!
I'm a stuffed dog, you're a mad boy.
Dog, the bounty hunter, premieres Tuesday, August 31st at 10 on A&E.
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Yeah, you gotta be kidding me, man, how you been?
Santo.
San Juan.
Oh, San John's Day, yeah, you remembered.
Oh, I don't know.
It's been kind of busy around here.
It's like, you know what, you just gave me a good idea.
Hang on.
Hey, Susan, give me two tickets to Mexico this week.
Only in Mexico your vacation continues even when you're back home.
In Mexico, beyond your expectations.
PetSmart is having associates who are passionate about pets, who give helpful advice to keep
your pet healthy for life, and who always provide gentle, loving care.
At PetSmart, you'll always find the help you need to make your pet healthier and happier.
Maybe that's why more pet parents shop here than any other specialty pet store.
PetSmart.
BioBits is sponsored by Aflac.
True or false?
As an Oscar statuette winner, you are allowed to sell your Oscar anytime to anyone for however
much you'd like.
True or false?
Find out when we return.
Oh, Bugsy, in our line of work, I'm glad we have that insurance.
Eh, what insurance, Doc?
Nope, that's not it.
The one that pays your cash if you get hurt and can't work.
And Dad's, it's right on the tip of my bill.
Eh, Flapjack?
Aflac!
No!
Aflac.
Ask about it at work.
I need a name all along.
On the next American Justice.
He admitted to doing all these things.
It's time to get out of here.
It was not a valid offense.
This was not an accident.
Who is lying?
Who is telling the truth?
Only on American Justice.
Next on Andy.
Only a moan faucet puts pause control right at your fingertips.
It'll help you with those important tasks.
Or not.
Moan, buy it for looks, buy it for life.
So I have NFL Sunday ticket?
Yep, you get up to 200 NFL games.
And you get DirecTV's best programming package for four months free.
Four months free?
Am I dreaming?
No, sir.
Are you sure I'm not dreaming?
She's all of a sudden Carmen Electra's hitting on me, but she's got the body of my old high
school gym teacher.
Okay, you might be dreaming, but the whole DirecTV thing.
That was real.
Good.
NFL Sunday ticket only from DirecTV.
Sign up now and get DirecTV's best programming package free for four months.
It's our best offer of the year.
Well, folks are pretty curious about bugs, so they talk to me.
Ned, can a cockroach really live a week with its head cut off?
Ew!
He said yes.
People see this uniform and they see an expert.
Yeah, and that's me.
I'm the only one with a head cut off.
I'm the only one with a head cut off.
I'm the only one with a head cut off.
I'm the only one with a head cut off.
Yeah, and that's me.
I'm the Orkin Man.
I'm just a phone era away.
Smart buy the all-wheel-drive CXL for around $3.19 a month.
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Buick's Summer of Champions.
Everyone was scared of it.
And if you got in its clutches, you couldn't get away.
Was it the Jersey Devil?
It was the DMV.
Yeah!
Woo!
DMV stories, well, they're legendary in New Jersey.
But at the new MVC, you'll find fast, friendly service,
shorter lines, new ways to fight identity theft,
and Saturday hours.
We said we'd fix it, and we're doing it at the new MVC.