Only one woman would do it.
No, not you.
Only one woman could do it.
Oh, well, Sandy doesn't believe in you either.
Roseanne and her crazy family are back.
Mark just gave me my Christmas present a little early.
Now what'd he give you?
7.30 tonight, the Roseanne Christmas special on TED.
Oh, here comes your mom to it to her.
Wow, a can opener and personalized hedge clippers.
What I'd really love for Christmas is a Katie Silk shirt.
Sensual, even washable, just $59.
Oh, wow, my own garlic crusher with garlic.
I'd adore an elegant advocate top, delicately stitched, only $36.
This Christmas, give someone you love something they'd love from Katie's.
That's Katie's, that's me.
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Happy birthday, congratulations, Merry Christmas. Celebrate Christmas with a superb Sarah Lee celebration gatto. Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee.
Your key to Australia's richest frequent flyer program is probably already in your wallet.
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How would you like to get 20% off your carpet? That's 20% off the carpet of your choice. Well, you've got two days to get it. So hurry into Discount City Carpets and get 20% off the carpet of your choice. Discount City Carpets, seven stores.
Wednesday on the coast of Ireland's, take a sun soaked holiday in the tropical wind Sundays. What to do and where to stay. 7.30 Wednesday, Playground of the Reef on 10.
Tuesday on Inside Edition. Painter, performer, cult hero. You don't care about being noticed? No. Ralph Harris.
What drives him on? I've got so many things I want to do. The remarkable career of a truly great Australian. Inside Edition, Tuesday on 10.
Now listen up. I want you all fighting fit because the price war against Ford is on and the big winners will be the people of Adelaide. Ford's done nothing for us. Toyota's our home team and we're all going to win.
Adelaide Toyota dealers have declared war on prices and against Ford. They'll blast Laser with Corolla, attack Korea with Hilux and give rewards for trade and Ford's.
Toyota have supported the Camry Crows all year. So you come and save now. Give Adelaide your best price now mister. Yes.
Sentence for taking a life. Now he can give it. But can he save his own? Patrick Swayze stars 7.30 Thursday in Amazing Stories on 10.
Will you marry me? Okay. The critics are applauding Northern exposure. Remember you've got to stretch out these seams. Stretch out these seams. And no wonder.
Ford's in the bond with these ninjas. It's tighter than the G string on the sumo wrestler. It's the freshest new show on television. Go over the ceremony with Chris. He's ordained. Chris is ordained. He answered a class by the back of a rolling stone.
So make an appointment. Say ah. Watch Northern Exposure presented by the newness of 8.30 Thursday on 10.
No wonder why stain rhymes with pain. Sick of damage to carpet, upholstery and expensive clothes. At last there's Stainerator. We took a piece of carpet into our studio and put it to the test.
First Hospital Strength Betadine. We then rubbed it in. Next comes Blueberry and again we rub it in. What about ink? Surely nothing gets that out. Even cranberry. But we're still not done.
Ever spilled red wine? What a mess. Now watch. The stains disappear as Stainerator goes to work. On contact they start to disappear. For harder stains, work it in. Can you see what it's doing? Take a damp cloth. Work it up and down and the stain's gone. Even underneath.
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Watch now as we take a glass of water, pour ink into the glass, stir like a tornado, add Stainerator and before your eyes the ink just disappears. Even as we add more and more and more mess. Imagine what Stainerator will do for you in the wash.
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Tonight's American helicopter gunships in Somalia unleash rockets and gunfire after being shot at while on patrol.
The heroic deeds of a fireman who pulled a child from a burning house in Sydney. After a week of marital drama for the House of Windsor, the Princess Royal ties the knot for a second time.
Fierce storms continue to create havoc across the United States while wet weather fails to dampen the Christmas spirit of thousands of South Australian bikers and Rajiv Akram cuts loose with the bat at the Adelaide Oval.