Sam Newman?
Shirley Strawn?
Oh, he would have to be one of the true legends of the game.
Not!
Non-usual name for a bloke, isn't it?
As a footballer, he makes a great commentator.
Didn't he used to be a pop star?
I've probably forgotten more than Sam Newman knows about us.
Let me be completely candid with you. The bloke's a nitty-gritty.
Believe me, I've forgotten a lot.
He won't see this, will he?
He won't see this, will he?
Shirley Strawn and Sam Newman head-to-head on The Footy Show,
returning 9.30 Thursday on 9.
If you're looking to buy healthy food for your family,
you don't have to test for fat levels.
You don't have to test for salt.
You don't even have to test for fiber.
Because we've already tested it for you,
in government laboratories.
And if it passes our test, it gets the big tick.
The National Heart Foundation tick.
It takes the heartache out of choosing healthy food.
After 82 years of specialising in electrical,
Chandlers have now changed in a big way.
They have three big new stores which are even bigger on electrical,
big on furniture, and big on bedding.
And they're now in three big new locations,
McGregor, London and Browns Plains.
Don't miss the Phillips Free Day.
A great chance to win the value of your Phillips purchase back, free.
And all Chandler's super electrical furniture and bedding stores now open.
Queensland Small Business Corporation assists small businesses to succeed.
Private Mortgage Lending Limited will pay you 15% per annum.
Interest paid monthly.
First mortgage security.
Phone 229 8677.
300 Queen Street, Brisbane for 15% per annum.
Phone Private Mortgage Lending Limited on 229 8677.
Matt Ryan and co. auctioneers presents a combined estate auction at Rosevale
on Sunday 12th of March,
commencing at 9am, 31km from Rosewood.
Follow the signs.
After the auction, make sure to join your friends
at the Rosevale Retreat Hotel for a true country night out.
Tungapa Landscaping supplies for your landscape material in covers, logs,
sleepers, sands, soils and gravels, large amounts in stock.
12 years in business means quality products and fast, efficient delivery to metro area.
Tungapa Landscapes, phone 390 5355.
Tackle Warehouse have got the lot in one big store.
Gear for the guys, gear for the girls and gear for all the family.
Tackle Warehouse won't be beaten on price on any item in stock, including rods and reels.
Tackle Warehouse, open seven days, 436 Old Cleveland Road, Coorparoo.
Proud to be a Queensland business.
7.32.
7.30 tonight, let the fun begin.
Just kidding, the number one sensation...
Doorbells break.
...will wash your car...
That's a good joke, there you go, dog.
...guard your dog...
Woof!
...even play a joke on the studio audience...
Let's just say they'll be exposed to more than they expected.
7.30 tonight...
Die, die!
...then at 8...
Oh, Murphy, I...
A big surprise for Murphy Brown.
We think you're gonna love it.
Right, Jerry?
Is this her new sidekick?
I can't work like this.
Monday nights are for fun on Channel 9.
To celebrate R.E.M.'s first escorting tour in five years,
R.E.M.'s Gone Gold,
limited edition gold CDs,
Monster,
and the hot new single,
Crush with Eyeliner.
Having sold 8 million albums worldwide,
...
...automatic for the people.
Over a year in the charts,
out of time.
From cult status to international icons,
green,
the R.E.M. Monster Tour has finally arrived.
Get your R.E.M. limited edition gold CDs now.
Put yourself in the Vanuatu picture
and take a friend for $199,
if air only.
Call your licensed travel agent now.
Vanuatu.
Another time.
Another pace.
Tonight, a military attack,
a missing secret weapon.
Neither the NSC nor the president knows about this.
Now, for the first time on television,
cover-up.
Whatever happened at the base is not in this report.
Universal soldiers Dolph Lundgren and Lou Gossett Jr.
I'm going for you to open up Mike Anderson.
An international threat.
I think there's CIA.
A silent killer.
Gentlemen, we are going to start an war.
The heart-stopping premiere.
Come on, let's check it out.
Cover-up.
8.30 tonight, 9.30 pm.
8.30 tonight, online.
Right now at Freedom Furniture,
you only need a little imagination
to see what we can do for your home.
But as we've got up to 50 room settings in every store,
don't try and rush a visit.
Freedom.
Something special at a special price.
Looking for a new photocopier?
Been to barracks lately?
You've simply got to.
You'll go ape.
Barracks won't monkey you around with copiers.
Barracks. Brisbane, Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast.
$49.50 per person a night at a luxury resort
in suite accommodation and full breakfast.
A sensational offer.
Norm Proven's Oasis Resort Caloundra.
The island resort without the travelling or expense.
Play tennis, squash, volleyball, swim in the pool or spa.
Visit top attractions like the one and only Big Pineapple
or the special shark exhibition at Underwater World.
Suite accommodation at $49.50 per person twin share
with full breakfast.
Phone 1800 072096.
Norm Proven's Oasis Resort Caloundra.
730 Tuesday, the things that go terribly wrong.
The bell boy gonna get down.
Life's most amusing moments.
We have the best medicine for whatever ails you.
Australia's funniest turned video show.
I can't believe this!
They paid a clock into our collection of the greatest
downspits of all time.
Turn that sh** thing off.
We're featuring those legendary tantrums from television and sports.
Oh my goodness!
Crayters dummy spits after funniest turned videos
Tuesday from 730 online.
Urgent from Nissan HQ last chance sale update.
Hey Brian, great savings time again.
More on that last chance sale.
What are we looking at this time?
We're looking out for Troll.
It's a great family wagon off the road and on.
Never thought I'd see the price go that low.
That's a terrific buy.
I got a feeling we won't see prices this low again in a hurry.
You're right there.
It's gonna make for a busy month.
You ready for it?
Keep collecting your classic years.
Keep watching the Always A Classic segment
during the Sunday Night Movie.
And you can keep winning all this.
Always a classic, always Coca-Cola
Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness.
Such people become crazy while they become legend.
Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Legends of the Fall.
In 1971, Carole King created a milestone in music history, tapestry.
I feel the earth move and I'll be there
Now, the 25th anniversary gold CD with 12 timeless songs.
You've got a friend
You make me feel like a natural woman
But it's too late
It's never too late to discover the brilliance of Carole King, tapestry.