Hey Hey It's Saturday was proudly sponsored by the Good Timing Great Taste of McDonald's Family Restaurants
and Cabri Dairy Mill Chocolate with that famous glass and a half.
Can you believe we're Bobby's kids?
Thomas.
Annie, you don't have to tell the whole world.
He'll get suspended.
Oh, wanner. They don't hang in for wagging school.
I mean, the man's crazy. I was talking about Enterprise. You know what he said?
Leave me out, Scotty.
Don't lock him, Thomas. He used to be a legend.
Bobby! Bobby! Get back! Get back!
That's Wayne. He doesn't think he's a star. He thinks he's a galaxy.
All together now, Australia's funniest company. Catch onto a Tuesday 7.30 on 9.
Wow, lucky everyone else is normal.
Yeah.
Good times guaranteed for the funniest family in the world.
They are!
Yeah, they are.
You see we had trouble with the door.
The Cosby Show, followed by Murphy Brown Monday.
The way some insurance companies talk about superannuation,
you could think that we'll all be filthy rich and carefree.
The truth is, if you're not paying enough now, you simply won't have enough when you retire.
So if your superannuation agent has you dreaming about all that money,
you should talk to someone who will help you get all that money.
Metway Super realizes that, so they'll make sure you can afford to have a dream come true.
Install a ring, install a ring, install a ring, for the hardest of hard, hard, what do you ever see?
Ring comes on, steady, hot and strong, when your old heat has had to go.
Install a ring, install a ring, install a ring.
Hotel Conrad and Tupelo's Casino welcome you to the 1940s,
and the notorious King's Cross nightclub, The Roosevelt.
Live from The Roosevelt, the flamboyant, energetic, daring stage extravaganza.
Book now at the Myers Center, Brisbane or our box office.
Phone 00807 4144.
Feel like doing something really different this weekend?
Why not spend it at a caravan park?
In a tent?
Bring your own caravan?
Or relax in the wide range of on-site accommodation available.
You meet new friends, your kids meet new playmates.
In fact, you may get to like the life so much, you might want to go back Monday.
Call now for this free newcomer's guide to caravan and camping in caravan parks,
or ask for the new Queensland Caravan Parks Directory.
You can't beat a sale, you can't beat a sale, you can't beat a sale, that's a fact.
Sale brings out the flavour of any food you favour.
You can't beat a sale, that's a fact.
Layers and layers of pastry make Arnott's sale biscuits crispier and flakier than any other cracker biscuit.
So reach for a pack of Arnott's sale biscuits.
No, you can't beat a sale, that's a fact.
The high cost of comprehensive insurance is one of the biggest barriers to buying a new car.
Nissan is the first in Australia to break through.
In conjunction with CIC Insurance, Nissan are offering free, full comprehensive insurance for two years on new pin towers and pulsars.
See your Nissan dealer now.
Over the last 30 years, the average household has seen one disaster after another.
Fortunately, there's always been handy-andy.
As times have changed, so have we.
Today, it's still got all the power you'll ever need to clean up the biggest jobs and the smallest.
While other cleaners come and go, handy-andy stood the test of time.
For longer, stronger nails, and softer, smoother skin,
complete care hand and nail cream guarantees it all. Complete care for hands that want to be kissed.
Everybody needs somebody. Everybody needs somebody.
Hey, this is a great service station we're going in.
Thanks mate. How do you think it out is like a brand new Suzuki Vitara?
Yeah.
Just play the Oil Facts game all this month at a participating Caltech service station and answer four simple questions about Caltech CXT and Caltech's multigrade engine oil.
That's all?
Just drive in and enter. There are five Suzuki Vitaras to be won.
Problem.
Early one morning, Jane Wills asked her assistant to organize an emergency sales meeting for that Friday.
Friday? Yellow Pages?
But first Jane reminded him to let his fingers do the walking.
In depth? Convention centers? Got it?
He caught on fast and with the help of Yellow Pages quickly found everything that was needed.
We can fit you in.
That Friday Jane was very impressed.
This looks great.
There are three million stories in telecom Yellow Pages. This has been one of them.
We're happy little Vegemites and bright and bright can be.
We all enjoy our Vegemites for breakfast, lunch and tea.
Among these days we're going strong and healthy.
Vegemite. Still one of the world's richest sources of vitamin B.
Burger Wings. Get them before they get you.
All gas is alright.
Enjoy an endless supply of hot water with all gas.
Alright.
Oh now, for your special deal on hot water, only $399 from All Gas, the gas specialists.
All gas is alright.
If you buy tomorrow's Sunday Mail, you can crunch into two free packs of delicious Arnott's Pizza Surprise Ruffles.
Yes, I said free. You'll find out how only in the Sunday Mail tomorrow.
The Myer May sale starts Monday.
We're offering a huge range of merchandise in all our stores.
But enough of these details, let's get to the point.
Week 1 catalogue, out now.
Harvey Nolan's Price Crash catalogue is out now.
There's page after page of homemaker bargains.
Early in the spring single mattresses are low $89 each.
Ronson's Gentle Curl's Hair Roller's $48.
TX Forehead Long Play VCR, only $499 with a 5 year warranty.
Save $140 for the next year.
Only $499 with a 5 year warranty. Save $140 for the Sandborich 3 piece lounge suite, just $999.
Our colonial collections at yesterday's prices.
The Catcher Buffy and Hatch, $599.
And the 5 piece dining, $499.
Hurry, hurry, hurry. Harvey Norman's Price Crash catalogue is out now.
Harvey Norman, you got it.
There are lots of cars that are laser like, but then the days are enough for me.
Littleish cars with a laser like hatch, stretch as far as the eye can see, no matter how hard they try.
Laser just seems to pass them by.
Laser like, isn't laser enough for me?
Life for a little car is tough, and being laser like, isn't laser enough?
Laser like, isn't laser enough for me?
Have you ever been a laser lady?
If you really know your chocolate biscuits,
if you're a chocolate biscuit connoisseur,
you ask a couple of questions before you even test them,
you like to know what you hope they are.
Are they honest, or are they not?
As there is no substitute for quality, they've got to be honest.
Are they what?
Today in the territory, see the world's oldest river.
Get a bite of barramundi.
Visit the world's oldest art gallery.
Gorge yourself at Catherine.
Sleep under 75 billion stars, or under five stars.
You see, there's nowhere in the world like your own territory.
There's never been a pie this high.
There's never been a pie this good.
Ceralese high pie, sky high with chunks of fruit.
Ceralese baked high pie, big chunky pieces of fruit, crisp flaky pastry.
Simply heat and eat.
There's never been a pie this high.
Ceralese already baked high pies, sky high with chunks of fruit.
Nobody doesn't like Ceralese.
The Richlands Tavern and the Gold Coast Hotel Burley
offer from their massive liquor range this week's fair dinkum super special.
Pals 375 mill stubbies, 20.99 a carton.
Pals Big Red stubbies, 19.99 a carton.
Pals Dry stubbies, 21.99 a carton.
Pals Light stubbies, 16.99 a carton.
Chateau Napoleon Randy's, 16.99.
Grant Scott's Whiskey, 18.99.
Miranda Cold Duck, $1.50 a bottle.
The range is bigger than big and the prices are fair dinkum
at the Richlands Tavern Barn and the Gold Coast Hotel Liquor Barn.
For instant heat that's hard to beat, go for Gold Air.
Portable, efficient and economical fan heaters.
They shine to be the best, Gold Air.
Gold Air heaters are available from selected electrical retailers,
department and hardware stores.
Right now you'll get a great deal on a Mazda van and
we'll throw in an $800 Citroen tool chest.
And you get it on Mazda Utes as well.
You get more from Mazda and now you get a bonus tool chest.
In your Monday night premiere movie...
Ladies, is there anybody in this country that doesn't want to nail your hide to the wall?
The race is on...
Our arrangement was no questions.
With Academy Award winner Cliff Robinson...
Good Lord Almighty, now we've got the police looking for us.
Watch them break every rule in the book...
Don't touch...
Don't!
For a damn good reason.
Nothing in our contract about leaving us into the valley of death and getting our butt shot on.
Spectacular action when Minty's Presents Shake a Run, 8.30 Monday on Channel 9.
Wednesday Atlanta honors its man of the year.
He's such a gentle...
I'll break every bone in your body, you got that?
Kind, intelligent person.
Oh great, the geezer's wanted off.
He's never lost for words.
Of course not.
But sometimes...
Where are we?
He's lost, idiot.
And he's not a geezer.
There's no doubting his talent.
I'm mistaken.
Or unbeatable style.
I did beat him once.
He's one of a kind.
Okay, Mr Murdoch.
Mat law.
7.30 Wednesday on 9.
Victor's a lawnmower.
Between breakfast and lunch, Victor's body burns up a lot of energy.
But that's okay, Victor's got a secret.
Porridge to the people, to the people, porridge right now.
This serve of Uncle Toby's Oats, the 100% natural energy source,
gets Victor all the way from breakfast to lunch.
Porridge to the people, to the people, porridge right now.
Uncle Toby's Oats, the power behind porridge people.
Right in here.
Still here.
Thank goodness for solvent.
It's Australia's favorite way to get the dye underway.
Thicker, softer, solvent.
It's Australia's favorite way to get the dye underway.
These guys think they've just found the perfect new career.
Americans!
We're shakin'.
Here in the most secret case you need chocolates.
Back in the USSR!
They'll have no idea where they've been.
They think they're opening a hot new nightclub in backward Nebraska.
Get rid of them.
But there's a lot more going on.
Do you want to know what else happened?
Wednesday, 8.30 for the first time on television, sensational Kelly Preston and look who's talking star John Travolta.
It could be worse.
Going all the way for Glass Nose in The Experts Online.
What would you like to do to your copier when it goes wrong?
Maybe you didn't feed it right. Copyright.
A group of young Australians had come to tour Hong Kong.
But all of them made sure their Lipton tea bags came along.
We jiggle often.
They all said morning, noon and night.
When Mr. Brown of Sydney Town saw an unexpected sight.
Everybody jiggling, everybody jiggling, everybody jiggling, the jingling's really fun.
Everybody jiggling, everybody jiggling, we rub our Lipton jiggle bags in quantity number one.
Throughout her incredible career, Debbie Byrne has performed many of the classic songs of the stage.
Finally, Debbie has recorded her finest moments on a superb new album.
And still I dream he'll come to me.
Caught in the act, Debbie Byrne singing the best from her outstanding stage career.
Available now on album, cassette and compact disc.
Let me love a lake.
You'd never believe some of the outrageous situations we can get into.
Until you see Australia's funniest home video show following all together now, Tuesday on 9.
Hold still, Ruby.
No, nothing broken here.
I still believe.
Michael Dawson, veterinarian.
Age 31, income $48,000.
His challenge? To protect his family against loss of income due to illness or injury.
Law bills, bad month.
What, another one?
You won't believe where we're going for our school camp, Dad.
Up to the snow, for three days.
Oh, that's great.
Michael's decision? Talk to his national mutual agent about income protection insurance.
Cost? Under $60 per month, fully tax deductible.
Darling, you can hardly get out of bed.
It's not getting any better.
Well, it's not good news, Michael, I'm afraid.
It could mean months of work.
During eight months of incapacitating illness, National Mutual paid Michael over $20,000.
More than enough for a worry-free recovery.
National Mutual, for the most important person in the world.
Gillette presents another great moment in Nines' wide world of sports.
15 years of age and already one of the most talked about swimmers of all time.
Heady stuff for a Brisbane schoolgirl named Hayley Lewis.
The final of the 200 metres butterfly at the West Auckland Pool,
gained the teenager her fifth gold medal of the 1990 Commonwealth Games.
She's done it!
Five golds and a bronze to make Hayley Lewis a legend in Commonwealth Games history.
Gillette, the best a man can get.
You're looking sharp, you're looking good.
You've come so far and we know how to make
The most of who you are, father to son.
It's what we've always done.
Gillette, the best Gillette.
Gillette Comtoor Plus and Gillette Foamy Shave Cream
Together, the best a man can get.
The Wolf Store presents the annual Lounge Show 91.
Discover the most exciting display of fashion lounges ever on sale in one huge location.
As a special bonus, manufacturers have cleared their factories
to add to the hundreds of magnificent suites on sale now at the Wolf Store.
Some near half price, save $850 on famous Chelsea suites by gender.
This $4,000 suite now under $3,000.
Imposing leather Chesterfields from $1,500.
Plus the chance to win your lounge absolutely free.
See more, save more. Furniture at the Wolf Store.
For quality brick homes under $100,000, including land,
close to the Gold Coast Broadwater, major shopping centres and Parkwood Golf Course,
the answer is Parkview.
Who murdered Eddie Reynolds?
It isn't over yet, mate.
Was it Jack Taylor?
A good motive for murder, Jack.
He's covering up for the whole family.
But if we all just keep our heads, they can't pin it on anyone.
Chances, Tuesday, 8.30 on Nine.
The people at Tammelwood were horrified when they saw me walk through the door.
They thought, oh no, this great Scottish kid's going to haggle with us for hours.
When I saw the grand quality of their homes and their prices,
I couldn't haggle at all.
Try Tammelwood, they're great value.
To make the right business moves in these volatile times,
you've got to have the right vehicle for success.
There's no room for guesswork or gut feeling.
To succeed in a recession, you must be equipped with up-to-the-minute financial analysis and advice.
One weekly Australian business magazine continues to steer its readers in the right direction.
It's cover-to-cover reference for Australia's business leaders.
The magazine, Australian Business, the most cost-effective financial consultant in the country
and the only business magazine that gives you the chance to win this Saab 900 Convertible Turbo.
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Get your business moving in the right direction.
Subscribe to Australian Business.
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Our operators are standing by to take your call.
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Whatever you send on Australian Airlines Express, machine parts, fresh produce, computer components, documents,
we can tell you where it is at any time.
From the moment our driver collects it to the moment it takes off, lands and is delivered,
it's logged into our computer by barcode.
We keep tabs on your freight from door to door. Australian Airlines Express.
You should phone us now.
Mysterious, haunting, unforgettable, sadness, enchanting, hypnotic,
irresistible, miracle power.
Enigma on CD and cassette.
This is the upgraded Holden Commodore fuel-injected V6.
Australia's most powerful V6 and one of the most fuel-efficient engines around.
37 miles per gallon. Not bad, huh?
Right now, a 1991 Commodore executive like this with automatic transmission and air conditioning
is only $23,470.
You're saving nearly two and a half grand on Australia's top-selling car.
How good's that?
Who murdered Eddie Reynolds?
He got what he deserved.
Chris Reynolds hated his father.
I'm glad he's dead.
But could he kill?
After what Eddie did to the family, anyone could crack.
Wasn't Chris?
He has cracked before.
Chances, Tuesday, 8.30 on 9.
Dirty as they come.
I get the job done.
They don't want the job done.
Passionate.
You wouldn't hit a lady, would you?
And extremely dangerous.
We're on our way, but Christy.
Clint Eastwood.
We're going in.
And Sondra Locke.
Oh, my God.
Exactly is gonna be stopped.
Snubbed hard.
Fighting to stay above the law.
You ain't got a chance in the hill.
No, sir.
Fighting to stay alive.
Thursday, 8.30 on Channel 9, Clint Eastwood, The Gauntlet.
The trouble with most toasted muesli is they're heavy in fat.
Kellogg's just right, however.
At the new Mad Barrys, you'll find hundreds of ways to make great home improvements, such as this absolutely unbeatable offer on kitchens.
This month only, you'll get 20% off any kitchen from the Live In Kitchen collection.
That's right, 20% off every individually designed kitchen.
It's this month only and only at Mad Barrys.
And that's just one of the great improvements.
Mad Barrys makes for you.
What a great improvement.
Ah, leather.
I just love leather.
The great Australian leather company, Four Day, $2 million sellout is here.
Soft, luxurious leather.
Lady skirts are from $59.
Ladies and men's jackets from $199.
And stonewashed jackets from $299.
Save $150 to $300 off all leather jackets.
The great Australian leather company's Four Day sellout at the Brisbane City Travel Lodge on now until Saturday, the 25th of May.
Lust no longer for leather at the great Australian leather company sale.