Sometimes I'm bad, and sometimes I'm good. Sometimes I eat much more than I should.
When it all equals out, I can't do without my equal.
Start the night right on 10. He's unloved.
Oh, he comes to bed.
Come on, go back to the garage.
Unwanted.
No, no, I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.
We've seen it, Dad.
And he's uncoordinated on The Simpsons.
Then Mark and Annalisa's good news...
They are officially engaged to be married.
...is no good for Sam on Neighbours.
Meanwhile on Roseanne...
I can't work this damn thing!
What a line-up! Weeknights on 10.
Tell Baby Born please don't cry anymore,
cause your mummy is here. Baby Born, Baby Born.
When Baby Born cries, she's thirsty.
Let's give her the bottle and change her nappy.
Just like a real baby, she's done a wee-wee.
Baby Born, Baby Born.
Look at all the things Baby Born's eating.
Mmm, doesn't that taste good?
Baby Born does everything just like a real baby.
Baby Born, Baby Born.
Baby Born Zapf toys the children dream of. Zapf.
Comics, comics, comics, comics.
Comics, cyber racers on InfoNet.
Get the bikes!
Comics, high-impact cyber structure with spoiler.
Front mags, oversized off-road tires, cyber safety grips.
I want those bikes!
Detection alert.
Five-speed grip shift. Activate Mach 5 hyperdrive.
Get the bikes!
Comics, bikes and accessories.
Warning, this is not a toy.
It's on again, the 20-hour sale at MacArthur Tile Power, Campbeltown and Image Tile Power, Eastwood.
Hurry in for huge savings on monocoture of floor tiles from $19.95 a square metre.
That's up to 40% off.
First quality wall tiles, discounted at $15.95 a square metre.
Walkway pavers from $9.95 a square metre.
Massive savings on slate.
And to approve purchases, there's six months' interest-free finance available.
What a sale!
This Saturday and Sunday, only at Image Tile Power, Eastwood and MacArthur Tile Power, Campbeltown.
Right now, if you book a holiday for two at Club Mid-New-Mere, one of you can fly free.
I think you're in love.
No, mate, I'm not in love. She's just very special, that's all.
They don't call me the mouth of the South for nothing, eh?
Take a fresh look at Australia's freshest new drama.
It comes naturally.
Want a fat lift?
Heartbreak Highs, 7.30 Wednesday.
The sale is on at Fleet Ashfield.
I've got top-brand surf kit, unbelievable prices.
Man of Enum, $169 and free cover. Man of Cobra, $159 and free cover.
Moray Gripper, $179 free cover and the leash.
Wetsuits, $69.90. Bodyboard fins, $29.90. Rash tops, $29.90. Surf shirts, $15 bucks.
Rivellum Pro-Cadence, $39.90.
Great bands and volleys at unbeatable prices.
The sale is on now at Fleet 154, Parameter Road, Ashfield.
Spring is the perfect time to explore Victoria with Jet Set.
Just relax or fish the Murray River.
Explore the magical Grampians, marvel at the Twelve Apostles and the shopping in Melbourne is sensational.
Melbourne from just $228 including return economy airfares, accommodation and breakfast.
So why wait? Call Jet Set Travel and let's go.
Jet Set, Set, Let's Go!
Remember water bed discounters? Now they're bigger and better.
They're strictly bedrooms and you can waltz out with this queen-size country bedhead.
This four-draw pedestal base with a seely slat mattress or a soft sided water bed.
Plus two bedside tables and this country dresser.
This country bedroom suite, the lot, only $22.99.
Plus we'll throw in this matching tall boy worth $600 absolutely free.
You can lay now, pay later with six months interest free.
That's right, all this for $22.99 but the offer is strictly limited so waltz in to Strictly Bedrooms today.
Calling all Disney stars, all Disney stars, please report immediately to Jiminy Crickets.
Hi Jiminy, what's up?
A TV special starring Goofy, Mickey and Donald.
I'll write the script myself.
Has Jiminy in a flap.
What a job.
And everyone giving their best Oscar performances.
I'll do a whole lot.
But once the cameras start to roll.
Knee.
The problems start to flow.
How can Goofy teach anybody anything?
On the wonderful world of Disney, 5.30 Sunday.
There's only one bed for your weary head.
We're sending Australia to sleep.
Sleepmaker.
We'll comfort and support you.
It's a mirror coil we've bought you.
We're sending Australia to sleep.
Sleepmaker.
We're sending Australia to sleep.
Sleepmaker.
Available now from Harvey Norman, the Bedding Specialist.
The doors plus mid-year sale is now on.
All stock has been reduced to clear.
Like these internal feature doors with timber inlay down to $95.
Get in the swing with our huge range of bi-folds from $119.
Prices are crashing down on solid timber entry doors from only $179.
Bounce back with bed-light solid entry combination down to $779.
Locks, knobs and knockers all priced to clear.
Plus we can fit, stain and deliver.
For a free measure and quote visit your nearest doors plus complete door center.
Including our new store at West Gosford.
Open seven days, doors plus, no fuss.
Nothing beats a night at the Skids with the kids.
So be at Paramount a raceway this Saturday night when Holden and Ford go to war in the 2WS late model sedan sweepstakes.
Come see the great V8s full squad on the dirt.
Plus the gravity defying STP champ cars with Jenkins, Woods, Graham and Jias.
There's the flippin' fender benders and the rock and roll roller derby stockers.
Three hours of non-stop track cycling with speedcars today into the thrill seekers.
7.30 Saturday night at Paramount a raceway.
After a decade is the hottest rock act in the world.
Bon Jovi's long-awaited greatest hits album is nothing less than sensational.
Crossroad the best of Bon Jovi.
Including the new single Always.
Crossroad the best of Bon Jovi.
Out now.
6.30 Sunday the Bermuda Triangle.
Mayday, mayday.
Sea quest in an ocean of destruction.
Can we make it?
Three deadly adventures in one.
How can you just sit here and make jokes when a hurricane is about to kill them?
A fight for life itself.
He's only 16.
I shouldn't have been aboard that launch.
Bridger torn between duty and saving a friend.
From Steven Spielberg incredible all new action.
Oh my God.
6.30 Sunday Sea Quest DSV on 10.
I love this game.
I really love this game.
I love this game.
I really love this game.
I love this game.
I really love this game.
Fitbods is a great place.
The aerobic classes really get you pumping.
So does the circus.
Fitbods means what it says.
Fit.
Bud.
Call now on 008 813 666. Today's first ten callers receive a free $100 gift pack.
Fitbods, the fitness centre for everybody's body.
If you're ready to reshape your life, give us a call.
Fitbods.
John Gooch Clinicure is going west.
Yes, we're opening a new warehouse on the northern road of Penrith
and our manufacturers are helping us celebrate with some sensational opening specials.
Like the Nepean coffee table, just $59.
This TV utility stand, $59.
The amazing Mandy four-piece master bedroom ensemble, $299.
The Berlina suite with two luxurious recliners, $999.
And a three-draw bedside chest, $27.
So come and celebrate with us at the Northern Road Penrith and Woodville Road, Maryland.
It's so hard to do things together these days.
Everyone's got so much on their plate, even the kids.
Getting away was just what we needed.
No pressure, total freedom.
That's what it's all about.
The award-winning Holden Jackaroo four-wheel drive.
With more space than its nearest competitor, all the creature comforts and effortless V6 power.
And the real beauty is the Jackaroos showed me a side of my family
and a part of Australia I never thought existed.
When you need blinds, security doors and flyscreens,
trust the professionals with 30 years' experience.
Winston, don't make offers of two-for-one or one-dollar fittings.
We don't need to.
Because at Winston, you win with a huge selection of Holland, Vertical and Venetian blinds.
You win on Winston quality and the latest fabrics and designs.
You win on Winston price.
And you win because we come to you.
First to measure and quote, then to install.
You win on Winston every time.
Nine stores across Sydney, one easy phone number.