She's got millions of penthouse, a yacht
Everyone wants to be me!
And when she's washed overboard
Oh my hair!
Amnesia
She has no recollection of who she is
And a testable snob
This missing link person is not my husband
Who's claimed by a backwards redneck
Come to daddy
Hi, mom!
With uncontrollable urges
We did it on the first date
Right there in the parking lot at 7-Eleven
Goldie Horne and Kurt Russell
In Overball
This is fun!
Sunday, the comedy hit on 7
Big meaty chunks
100% nutritious
Buffet is no ordinary dog food
Cost is no ordinary dog
Good boy
So what's on at La Corneau?
Pitch a pretty package at a paltry price
Dining table with six chairs
A sideboard
A bar stool
Two prints
And three Biccy barrels
14 pieces, 6.97
Where to?
To sell a pretty package at a paltry price
This table with a butterfly extension
Six chairs
A wall unit
And another wall unit
Nine pieces, 9.98
What's the time?
Time to sell a pretty package at a paltry price
A four-piece bedroom suite
And a famous ceiling mattress and base
Two pillows
Two lamps
Two prints
12 pieces, 1,047
What'd you get?
A sofa
And another sofa
Entertainment centre
A lamp and table
Two prints
And a durry rug
Eight pieces, 12.97
These prices for a limited time only
And there's hundreds more packages
So what do you do at La Corneau?
You pinch it, pretty...
And a paltry price
La Corneau
G'day, Ronella Bob here
And Madimdy Bob over here
We're in a well-known shop at Cedric Carpack
Researching our famous 3000 minimum trading offer
Do you have a car like this?
Or this?
This?
Or this?
Because if you do, it's worth at least three grand as a minimum trading
Right, Bob?
20 a don at Bob
So when you drive in a car like this
You can turn it into a car like this
Or what about turning this into a car like this?
Isn't it easy when you know where to go for three grand minimum trading?
Yes!
Bob, Bob Moran
My friends often ask me why I insist on buying my electrical goods from my local Better Store
Well, here are some very good reasons
Eight big pages, jam-packed with devilishly low-priced appliances
TVs, videos, camcorders, fridges, freezers, washers
Microwaves, cookers, sound gear, mowers, heating and cooling
All part of Better Store's Hot Summer Clear Out
It's on now!
And the other reasons?
Well, there's better range, better prices, better service, better advice
And I like them!
What's this?
Hey Max!
Did you know that buffet, your favourite, now costs a whole lot less?
Yeah, we're talking value
So now you can have a whole lot more
Good news, huh Max?
Max?
I've got crispy, crunchy crusts of Kellogg's complete, much preferred in taste tests to all leading muesli
I've got plain muesli
Mmm, complete, yum!
Mmm, plain muesli, oh dear
Kellogg's complete muesli, the way muesli was meant to be
Friday night on 7, home working, it's the life the stars come out to play
Including Diana Ross, with Dennis Waterman and Full House's John Stemmis
Rony for the 1992 TV Weekly Awards
Who will win the prestigious awards for the best shows and the most popular personality?
The winner is Steve Vizard
Can Steve make it two golds in a row?
Television's Night of Nights, the TV Week Loki Awards
Brought to you by Cabri Gold, live Friday night and exclusive to 7
I really want, I really want, I want
I want, I want
You'll love it
It takes up to four years to become a hairdresser and years of studying the science of hair care
That's why professional hairdressers are the only people we trust to sell GoWell products
Like sports pH balanced hair and body products, specially formulated to replenish moisture loss during exercise
And as hairdressers are the only people we trust to sell our products
Shouldn't they be the only people you trust to advise you on your hair?
Trust the products your hairdresser trusts, GoldWell
Until now there was only one way to enjoy that real ground coffee taste
But with the introduction of new Robert Timms coffee bags, there's a new way
With expertly blended coffee beans for a rich aroma and full bodied flavour
Robert Timms has that cup of real coffee you've always wanted in the bag
It's the rental breakthrough of the year
Rent this Panasonic Color TV and for the rental rate of the television included is this Panasonic video recorder
Normal rental 29.65 weekly, breakthrough rate 23.51 weekly, only at Radio Rentals
You know one in every five microwaves in the world is a Samsung? Why?
Because Samsung time saver ovens are so durable and reliable, they're almost indestructible
Well, I did say almost
If you're a one-eyed crow supporter, fly into John Martin Sports Lane and choose from a huge range of crow's gear to show your colours
John Martin Sports Lane, for the crow's game selection that's worth crowing about
It's still a long way to go, but it's worth it
John Martin Sports Lane, for the crow's game selection that's worth crowing about
It started as a 13,000 kilometre adventure across the largest and least explored continent
It turned into a race against time as the Soviet Union went through six turbulent weeks of uproar
John Riddell presents an extraordinary journey with George Negus
Across the Red Unknown, a special two-hour World Around Us premiere, 6.30 Saturday on 7
What Finance? Provides security with peace of mind, gives you service within 24 hours at no charge, has no deposit, just one month rent in advance
It can only be Radio Rentals Rent to Own Plan, which includes a fabulous bonus pack, discounts of accessories, discounts of your next rent to own contract, of your next service contract, discounts of jet-set travel and Hanra hands
Radio Rentals Rent to Own Plan for your next electrical appliance, just for peace of mind
Bedroom Mazurkas Mad March sale is on! Outgo large dry-glow towels, just $10, that's less than half price
Bathsheets $19, hand towels $4, washers only $2, it's madness!
Up to 40% off Pierre Cardin cover sets from only a mad $39
Continental quilts from just $49, woolen under blankets from only $79
Outgo Sherman quilt covers and sheet sets from a mad $49
Don't miss it! The Mad March sale Bedroom Mazurka now also at Parabanks
What'll you do today? It's your flexi day
Give yourself a treat, you deserve to rest your feet
We can turn those grey skies to blue
Sizzler is making lunch across Australia
Variety in choices, smiles and friendly voices
Come and enjoy your lunch the Sizzler way
Sizzler
Panadol is Australia's most trusted pain reliever
In fact, Panadol is now sold in over 30 countries around the world
And despite all the latest developments in the treatment of headache, pain and fever
There still isn't a pain reliever more gentle to the stomach than Panadol with paracetamol
Naturally use Panadol tablets only as directives
And if pain persists, please see a doctor
Panadol, Australia's trusted pain reliever
No you don't have to go home to an ordinary dinner every day
We have a lot of great Mexican ways to make you say Olé
Common experience, a whole new world of taste
Old El Paso makes it spicy, a patas and ginger paste
Try some real exciting biting with Old El Paso tonight
The best place for exciting taste is Old El Paso
The stories that will hit the headlines tomorrow will be on seven nightly news tonight
The Pea Ship Lusitania Expresso has been turned back from Timor by the Indonesian Navy
And another graffiti attack on an STA bus
The Vandals ambushed it at an interchange
And on real life, exercising with Cher, plus a world exclusive one on one interview
That's real life tonight's
Nobody knows at the late night seven
Cheese madam
Is it tasty?
Of course madam
And I suppose it's crumbly?
Nothing's changed
It's madam sir
What?
Great
It is good
My sentiment precisely sir, old smoothie cheese, tasty matured and smooth
Yaaaaaa
Taste this better
Farmers Union, old smoothie cheese, it really is smooth
The world's most lethal bombers can strike at any time without warning, just like asthma
And many asthmatics are living dangerously by relying only on their reliever medicine
While relievers are important, clearly the best protection is prevention
And medication that actually prevents asthma is available and can lead to a fit and healthy life
You don't have to take unnecessary risks
Talk to your doctor or pharmacist, how do I know? I'm an asthmatic
Please don't dice with asthma
I move with the times, with progress, I expect high performance
For my skin I've discovered the skincare of the future
Plenitude action liposome from the laboratories of L'Oreal
The plenitude liposomes melt onto the skin to target fragile areas and improve them by releasing their nourishing ingredients
My skin glows with health and looks visibly younger
Plenitude action liposome from L'Oreal reduces the visible signs of aging
This little angel has a secret love
Don't get caught
Such a devious boy, heaven above
Don't get caught
And she's simply gone, resist
The smooth shell of capri, dairy milk chocolate and the irresistible creamy flowing yolk that will ultimately give them away
Don't get caught with egg on your face, catruses, then caper engravings
Don't get caught
Genome announced the biggest event to hit the sewing machine market
Yes, it's our demonstration stock clearance sale
Selected demonstration stock must be sold
Machines to go, go, go, and never to repeat prices
Genome are all out to save you dollars
Yes, popular models at affordable prices
Don't miss this opportunity to get the Genome you've always wanted
All demonstration stock carries a full factory guarantee
But hurry, offer is limited to two weeks until stocks last
Available from your local genomic specialist at these locations
We've improved the Panadol tablet
It now has a rounded shape and a smooth all-over finish
Making Australia's most trusted pain reliever easier to swallow
Panadol
If you spend hours just looking for your clothes, perhaps you should be looking for a USIT System 2000 built-in wardrobe
The fully adjustable wardrobe system that actually creates more space
System 2000, only from USIT, put away the mess forever
You are about to witness the most astounding revelations yet about the existence of alien life
It's a significant event in history
See actual visual evidence
No earthly aircraft could possibly fly so fast
Hear testimonies from ex-military and intelligence investigators
You can't cover everything up
And the most sensational close encounter of all
When we got aboard there were five bodies
A startling event
It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen
UFO, miracle of the unknown, 8.30 Thursday on 7
Who's making innovative kitchen appliances like this Toast and Crumpet toaster right here in Australia?
And energy-saving, long-lasting cooking appliances like this stainless steel frypan?
And can you name the Australian company designing world-class appliances like this cordless express kettle?
Or the first with a 12-month replacement guarantee on all their products like this monitor iron?
Sunbeam, of course, owned by Australians, making for Australians
He likes Cadbury, she likes Cadbury
They like Cadbury Dairy Milk
With that famous glass and a half of rich full cream milk
With a glass and a half of full cream dairy milk in every 200 grams
Everybody likes the great taste and the goodness of Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate
She likes Cadbury, he likes Cadbury
They like Cadbury Dairy Milk
Everybody likes Cadbury Dairy Milk
Come on baby let the good times roll, come on baby let me through your soul
Come on baby let the good times roll, roll it along
Come on baby while I'm through this zone, come on baby let the times roll
Come on baby let the good times roll, roll it along
Suzuki Swift, everyday car pieces around
Right now at Solomons you can carpet any three rooms of your home including carpet, underlay and length for one low price
And you get a choice of one, two, three great carpets
It's that easy
Even style at Solomons
You'll save buckets of money in carpet calls giant stock reduction sale
What a buy, a 100% pure wool verba clearing for $69 a meter
Here's a bonus extra, these carpets have a 5 year stain protection warranty
A gorgeous velvet smooth plush, a steal at $49 a meter
Choose this cut and loop again for $49 a meter
Or carpet three rooms for at least $6.99 fully laid
You've got the best prices in Australia
Call, call carpet call
The experts in the trade
Crafts, singles, self-stem, foot, foot bones
Crafts, singles, self-stem, shin bones
Crafts, singles, self-stem, knee bones
Crafts, singles, self-stem, bones
Crafts, singles, self-stem, thigh bones
Crafts, singles, self-stem, hip bones
It takes a jug of milk to make every 250 gram pack of craft singles
So you know you can trust craft to provide the calcium their growing bones need
Crafts, singles, self-stem, growing bones
Crafts, singles, self-stem, bone
Estee Lauder and Meyer introduce Lucidity
A makeup so advanced it reflects light away from lines and imperfections
Leaving a smooth, flawless finish that lasts all day long
And now exclusively at Meyer
If you purchase any Estee Lauder product of $30 or more
You'll receive this gift valued at over $80
Including a full size lipstick and a white linen fragrance spray
Only at Meyer while stocks last
When I started at Jenny Craig I was a size 20
And I'm size 8 now
I think my husband thinks that he's got the wife that he married
He used to of course take photos of the children and the scenery and everything else
But now he takes photos of me
And that's really good too
You can lose all the weight you want for only $92
So call Jenny Craig and start today
Go, go, go, go, go
Come on guys, inside
Shane and Lynn switched their loan to The National
Because we could tailor a home loan to their needs
We showed them a plan to cut nine years off an ordinary home loan
And save over $64,000
The National were really terrific
We'll be saving thousands
Yeah, we can't tell you what a relief that is
Like the Reagans, come in and see how much you could save
On our unique home loan simulator at any branch
The National Australia Bank, tailoring banking to your needs
What do you call a loaf baked soft with rich grains and all the goodness of the country in it?
Buttercup call it MultiGrain Plus with barley
For that delicious full grain taste
With a little bit of malt for a gentle nutty flavour
And a touch less salt
Buttercup MultiGrain Plus with barley
The most delicious and nutritious multi-grain you'll ever enjoy
Buttercup MultiGrain Plus, delicious and nutritious
Hold your breath, because we're taking our chances with Jeremy Sims
The big bad boy of the blues, Buddy Guy
And another weirdo takes a shower
They've reigned supreme for nearly 20 years
Long live Queen
So you think you can smell me, you've been my eyes
We will, we will rock you
Pressure, push it down on me
While you're waiting for it
Queen, greatest hits one and two
Get them now for just $19.95 each on CD and $14.95 on cassette
Give it to me one more time!
What, did your car break down or something, Dave?
No, mate, old loopmobile isn't just a breakdown service
They can do any sort of repair
From a simple tune to a complete engine overhaul
Must cost heaps
No more than taking to somebody else without the hassles
Well, loopmobile comes to you
And you can see all the repairs being done
Loopmobile is offering a Prove It To You deal
Where they'll check the lot bumper to bumper for just $99 plus parts
Normally $149, now $99
Cole Loopmobile
The summer we never had
Has forced Mannix air conditioning to commence discounting
Bon Air ducted evaporative cooling by hundreds
Reduced Panasonic ducted reverse cycle air conditioning by hundreds
And slash
The summer we never had
Has forced Mannix air conditioning to commence discounting
Bon Air ducted evaporative cooling by hundreds
Reduced Panasonic ducted reverse cycle air conditioning by hundreds
And slash
Drivers ducted systems by hundreds
How?
Because for the first time ever
Mannix will provide free ducting
Yes, free ducting with every system sold
Saving you hundreds
Don't wait till next summer
This will be a once only limited opportunity
To receive your total ducting free
From Mannix air conditioning four stores
Enfield furnitures is closing down
So that means this store at 126 Sheriffs Road, Radella is closing down
And all this has to go at rock bottom prices
Come on
This store at 270 Main North Road Prospect, finished
All this gear must be sold, even these wall units
Come with me, I'll show you
This store at 5 Gwadal Street, Salisbury, going
Everything must be sold
Lounges, dining suites, everything must go
Get into Enfield furnitures now
They won't be here come the end of March
No one cares more than your family
Ow! Oh no, it hurts!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, choo!
Oh, that bike again
Oh, here we go, ah, choo!
Mummy!
Oh, not you too
No one cares more than your family
Your Family Care Chemist
With friendly advice, everything you need for family care
And savings that care for your budget too
Like iPana toothpaste, a dollar each
And Family Care Vitamin E or oatmeal, serve at $1.75
Family Care Chemists
No one cares more than your family
Why rent?
At Earnsmiths you can own it for less
With no deposit and nothing to pay for a month
Simpson Delta, just $4.80 weekly
Westinghouse Family Fridge, $6.65 weekly
Even less with your trade in
Earnsmiths price is lower
Kellogg's Cornflakes, um, couldn't cost more than what?
20 cents a bowl, I mean I spend anywhere upwards
It's $3 to $5 on lunch
And that's just for sandwiches or a little tub of pasta
And yet for breakfast, something that gets me through
Until lunchtime, cost me 20 cents
It's like, it's great, I mean, I'm no king
I have no huge salaries
And so, you know, who could ask for more than 20 cents a bowl?
Kellogg's Cornflakes, because the simple things in life are often the best
What'll you do today? It's your flexi day
Give yourself a treat, you deserve to rest your feet
We can turn those grey skies to blue
Sizzler is making lunch across Australia
Variety in choices, smiles and friendly voices
Come and enjoy your lunch the Sizzler way
Sizzler
When you just need a little help to
Put on a happy face, sew a seam
Solve the crossword, pick a lucky number
Check the price tag, knit one, purl two
Pick a bargain, catch the bus on time
Find your favourite sports show, plan the holiday
Note a happy event
Then look to Burke's Chemists for fashion frame reading glasses
In a range of six magnifications
Only $29.99
Burke's Chemists, Rundle Moor, opposite the Fountain
New Omo Micro, you demanded it
Now let's look at the results
The collar particularly, with this fine embroidery work
Looks really pretty and there's not a mark in sight
And overall it was just wonderfully white
The colours are just so lovely and bright
And they've come up fresh, nice and clean, they look great
With just one scoop of Omo Micro
You'll get the results you want
New Omo Micro, concentrated powder for a concentrated clean
It works for them, it'll work for you too
Renee finds Edith in debt with another man
In a special episode of A Low, Low from 8.30 Saturday
Just before the 1992 Foster's Cup Grand Final
Wouldn't it be good if there was a vertical blind
That blocked out the sun's damaging rays
Keeping your home cooler
And wouldn't it be reassuring if it also protected your privacy
With seven beautiful designer colours to choose from
And wouldn't it be great value if you bought one
And got another up to the same size, absolutely free
Yes, free
Buy a vertical blind from Cresta's exclusive new reflections range
And get another one free
Call Cresta now and we'll come to your home for a free measuring quote
Lunchtime grills at Sizzler are very affordable and very healthy
Juicy chicken breasts, lean steaks and light seafood
Which leaves plenty of room for one or two potato skins
Come and enjoy your lunch the Sizzler way
Sizzler
Good afternoon, the Portuguese peace ship Lusitania Expresso
Has been surrounded by three Indonesian warships, a helicopter and some aircraft
The incident's taking place about 30 nautical miles from the East Timor coast
The warships moved in after the peace ship's captain advised he was having engine trouble
Earlier the ship had been turned away from Indonesian waters
Another tropical cyclone which has already ripped through New Caledonia
Is heading towards the Queensland coast
Fran is on line to hit the north coast town of Bowen early tomorrow
And Mel Gibson set to become the next James Bond
It's currently 35 degrees in the city, more news at 4
Two of Hollywood's biggest stars, Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey
Starring Beaches Tonight
First Edgell put country flavour in cans, now they put that same flavour in you quick shots
Now it is quick and healthy, even lower in fat, salt and cholesterol
It takes just 75 seconds and it's delicious
When is a job full of interest, variety and excitement?
When it's in tourism, travel and hospitality, a great South Australian industry
The Adelaide Travel and Tourism Academy can train you in travel
And the career of your choice in business, hotel and hospitality management
Computers, journalism, secretarial or receptionist
Ring the Travel and Tourism Academy about exciting opportunities in the great travel
Five star hotel and hospitality industries
Travel and Tourism Academy, 23 King William Street, 231 2694
Two of Hollywood's biggest stars, Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey
In a moving experience about a friendship that would last a lifetime
Beaches Tonight
This is some people's idea of a place to sew
And this is a horn sewing cabinet
You'll never need to lift your sewing machine again and you'll have everything at your fingertips
A horn sewing cabinet is your own sewing room and this cabinet is special
You can store and use both your sewing machine and overlocker
And if you buy now you'll receive this horn chair and save $79
You'll pay only $399 but only now so hurry before it's too late
What's easy to put on?
Weight
What gives you protection from the sun?
Sunglasses
And is water resistant?
Protects from sun and water
What keeps the dust and rust away?
Hmm, a hurricane
And industrial waste?
A tornado
And what's easy to take off?
Really?
The all new Jeannie Retractable Car Cover
A garage in your boot
Available only from AlterPak
Get one
Which one do you think is right?
This one
Why do you think that?
Hi darling
It smells nice
Now that's a good way
Mark, can I stand out at him tonight?
Maybe, but the way to pick the best fruit is by squeezing it just like this
Perfect
That's right
Perfect
What did?
Nothing
Cotty's kids know where the fruit from they squeeze it