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It's your flexi day Give yourself a treat, you deserve to rest your feet We can turn those grey skies to blue Sizzler is making lunch across Australia Variety in choices, smiles and friendly voices Come and enjoy your lunch the Sizzler way Sizzler When you just need a little help to Put on a happy face, sew a seam Solve the crossword, pick a lucky number Check the price tag, knit one, purl two Pick a bargain, catch the bus on time Find your favourite sports show, plan the holiday Note a happy event Then look to Burke's Chemists for fashion frame reading glasses In a range of six magnifications Only $29.99 Burke's Chemists, Rundle Moor, opposite the Fountain New Omo Micro, you demanded it Now let's look at the results The collar particularly, with this fine embroidery work Looks really pretty and there's not a mark in sight And overall it was just wonderfully white The colours are just so lovely and bright And they've come up fresh, nice and clean, they look great With just one scoop of Omo Micro You'll get the results you want New Omo Micro, concentrated powder for a concentrated clean It works for them, it'll work for you too Renee finds Edith in debt with another man In a special episode of A Low, Low from 8.30 Saturday Just before the 1992 Foster's Cup Grand Final Wouldn't it be good if there was a vertical blind That blocked out the sun's damaging rays Keeping your home cooler And wouldn't it be reassuring if it also protected your privacy With seven beautiful designer colours to choose from And wouldn't it be great value if you bought one And got another up to the same size, absolutely free Yes, free Buy a vertical blind from Cresta's exclusive new reflections range And get another one free Call Cresta now and we'll come to your home for a free measuring quote Lunchtime grills at Sizzler are very affordable and very healthy Juicy chicken breasts, lean steaks and light seafood Which leaves plenty of room for one or two potato skins Come and enjoy your lunch the Sizzler way Sizzler Good afternoon, the Portuguese peace ship Lusitania Expresso Has been surrounded by three Indonesian warships, a helicopter and some aircraft The incident's taking place about 30 nautical miles from the East Timor coast The warships moved in after the peace ship's captain advised he was having engine trouble Earlier the ship had been turned away from Indonesian waters Another tropical cyclone which has already ripped through New Caledonia Is heading towards the Queensland coast Fran is on line to hit the north coast town of Bowen early tomorrow And Mel Gibson set to become the next James Bond It's currently 35 degrees in the city, more news at 4 Two of Hollywood's biggest stars, Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey Starring Beaches Tonight First Edgell put country flavour in cans, now they put that same flavour in you quick shots Now it is quick and healthy, even lower in fat, salt and cholesterol It takes just 75 seconds and it's delicious When is a job full of interest, variety and excitement? 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