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Art Express is the annual exhibition of artworks by HSC students in New South Wales. These works are a tribute to the young artists who created them. Each piece reveals the students' ideas, feelings and beliefs and gives us an insight into their extraordinary imagination. Art Express will be on display at the Art Gallery of New South Wales from January 11. Art Express, presented by the Department of School Education, the Board of Studies and proudly supported by Network 10.