Tonight, balls.
Thank you, pardon.
You? Thanks.
You wish to fight me?
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I love that is all.
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I was surprised to bump into Roy way out here.
I'd like you to meet someone interesting.
I'm back!
I'm Megan Gillian.
Hello.
At first she seemed reserved around strangers, but once she opened up over a cup of Nescafe, there was no stopping her.
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In about four a year.
You should take one home. Punish yourself.
I mean, you'll really enjoy it.
Sir, you're the famous Gillian.
What's he been telling you?
You're very pretty.
This woman is... I might just pour her in.
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Roy needs someone now Rebecca's gone.
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Dear, you be very careful.
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Could you fill her up please?
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I think I'm in the mood.
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The E.T.U. is back and it's his 25th anniversary.
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This is me saying his name to him.
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What will this medicine do for him?
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Nah, they got that new Morteen Odalis.
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And in front of him is Tony Cozy, who was saying good times.
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Only four weeks to Christmas.
Christmas cards, packet of 10, only 50 cents a packet.
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Hurry in for these, available at an FDB store near you.
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The Christmas Women's Weekly's fatter than Santa.
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Could you fill her up please?
Didn't think we'd see you out here.
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Reckon you get any business?
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Someone has had a heart attack. There's no breathing or pulse.
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To start, five good breaths.
Followed by 15 compressions, then two breaths, followed by 15 more compressions and so on.
Remember, continue until help arrives.
Learning these techniques can help save a life.
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Last year we introduced an all-new Falcon.
Now we've raised the stakes again.
A passenger airbag is now available.
And with a standard driver's airbag, the most powerful engine in this class,
innovations like Smart Lock and anti-lock brakes,
no wonder it's Australia's top-selling car.
And while this is undoubtedly the best Falcon so far,
we'll never stop making it even better,
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Out of my way, Louis.
But they sprayed it with mortine.
That's for inside the house.
No, new mortine barrier works for up to three months outside the house.
Yes, sure.
Ah!
Out of my way, Louis.
Sure, go straight through.
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So you've had a few drinks.
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What could possibly happen to you?
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You idiot, Neil.
You can say goodbye to your wife since...
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If you can't drive, Neil, how can you do your job?
If you thought that getting done for drink driving was just bad luck,
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Last Christmas I bought Ben one of those greatest hits tapes.
It was a hit for about a week.
I bought my sister the grunge look.
Now she's washing a car with it.
This year I'm buying all my gifts at Dimex.
Books don't go out of fashion.
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Play it with chums, not chimps.
Is there anything I can do?
No.
I'll be all right.
Hi, hon.
Look, I'm just having a couple of the guys.
I've been leaving, see?
Bye, darling.
Andrew Davis was killed with a blood alcohol level of just over 0.05.
He thought he was OK to drive.
G'day.
Down at Boeripass, we're letting tyres go for prices you won't believe.
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I'm not sure I'm going to be able to afford them.
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New car, Bo?
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Yes, sir, we're rolling out again with the biggest value music offer in town.
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Fantastic greatest hits albums on CD for $90.95 and on cassette for $14.95.
There's Roxette's Greatest Hits.
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