Wednesday nights.
Oh, here I am. Is it ready?
Is what ready?
Lunch. I'm starving.
While Simon makes the sandwiches...
And this time, don't put the wet eggs in it.
...Nudge makes the last...
Yeah, that was crook, that wet egg sandwich. I was thirsty all day.
...and Dad's confused again.
So, are they working your hard, Nudge?
It's murder in the financial world. You gotta be there at nine o'clock.
...in a hilarious episode of Hey Dad.
Yeah, and you only get ten minutes for play lunch.
Followed by Perfect Strangers from 7.30 Wednesday on 7.
You know, this reminds me of the time I raced in the 89 Grand Prix.
I was in the celebrity race,
and driving with all those famous people made me a bit nervous.
In fact, I was pretty sweaty by the third bend.
My windows were fogging up.
I thought it was all the side effects of being wired for sound.
Until Barry Sheen asked me if I was feeling a bit hot.
I knew then that he'd set me up by jamming on the heater.
I had no time to look for it, let alone turn it off,
or even wind down the windows.
I'm glad that I stopped off for an ice-cold Max before I started.
Otherwise, I might have really lost my cool.
I also reckon it gave me the boost that I needed to finish 12th out of 19,
with the car still in one piece.
Max iced coffee. Stop off for a cold one.
We've only just begun Now, the world is rediscovering the timeless perfection of The Carpenters.
Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby?
At last, The Carpenters' greatest hits.
For how long to be For the first time, 20 classic tracks on CD and cassette.
It's yesterday once more We discover The Carpenters.
Their greatest hits, a timeless album. Now, now.
At your radio rentals, you'll find Christmas magic,
because every Phillips microwave includes a $20 gift voucher,
with every fridge over 200 litres in size, purer spring water.
With any of these sharp microwaves, a fabulous sender basket.
With all Sanyo microwaves, you could win a millionaire's night at the Hyatt Regency Adelaide.
What will a Panasonic microwave also get you? A fabulous dinner set.
Rent or buy a new VCR and we'll include one of these movies with most models.
So call into your radio rentals, your Christmas magic store.
The heat is on.
Yep, the heat is on again at your Mitsubishi dealer.
Last time they sold like hotcakes, so we're doing it again with bargains as far as the eye can see.
So if you missed out on a new Mitsubishi last time, now's your chance.
The heat is on magma with free air conditioning.
The Lancer, top fuel economy and sizzling deals.
And Trifus at the leanest, meanest prices.
Plus hot ticket factory deals on Pajero, Express and Starwagon.
All at the hottest prices that'll really make the competition sweat.
And there's more. Hot deals on used models, trade-ins, even finance.
But you've only got till 5pm Saturday, so strike while they're hot.
The heat is on.
The stories that will hit the headlines tomorrow were on 7News Tonight.
A shudder of fear runs through the Bannon government as an MP collapses at Parliament House.
Fernando de Silva home at last.
The Price of Surveillance Authority checks on the cost of Christmas cards and a warning not to give pets for Christmas.
It's important for you to be well informed.
So get the full story, the best pictures from 7News at 6.
Tomorrow's headlines today.
The Witches.
For when a little boy accidentally stumbles into their secret world, he finds they've got a lot more power...
Bring it to me!
...than he ever imagined.
They turned me into a mouse.
Who's the grand hot witch?
Join Luke on his remarkable journey.
Bye!
From the incredible imagination of Jim Henson comes a fascinating new fantasy adventure.
The Witches.
You are in for a treat.
Are you ready for Goldmark's Best Price Christmas?
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With jewellers to help you, buy gifts at last.
And you won't buy better than Goldmark.
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Compare the quality.
Compare the prices just around the corner at Goldmark.
With all the best jewellery and watches, discounted for Christmas for you.
Christmas presents, Goldmark.
Christmas is here now at Goldmark.
We're just around the corner.
Australia's largest.
Let's kick it.
Yo, if you're into wrapping Christmas presents at the moment, here's two of the best wrapping Christmas presents you'll ever hear.
This is Vanilla Ice from his album To The Extreme.
All right, stop, collaborate and listen.
Ice is back with my friend, The Witches.
And from his album Please Hammer Don't Hur them, this is MC Hammer.
I said we pray.
Pray.
Oh yeah, we pray.
Pray.
We got the brain just to make it today.
You can't touch this.
MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice.
Wrap up.
I'll take them.
When my husband and I used drugs, we were always really careful about using new syringes or boiling them up if we didn't have new ones.
There was one time we were away from home and we shared someone else's syringe.
And looking back now, I know that's when we contacted the virus.
It was just this one time that we made the mistake.
Now I can't make any plans for the future or for my children's future.
I wish they would grow up quickly so that I can see their children and I know that I might not be around to do that.
That someone else may have to look after them.
And it was just this one time that I made the mistake and that's all it took.
Now may I tell you about that big fella?
It's hilarious.
I'm thinking of course about lunch with Huck.
It's outrageous.
It's a big bag there, sir.
Big bag, big bag.
I don't even know what bag.
It's Australia's favourite comedy hour.
Just look at the big pair of legs with the hairs on them.
It's Fast Forward Thursday on 7.
The flavours of cheese are all very different.
Yet there's one biscuit that's the perfect partner.
Whatever your favourite cheese.
Arnott's Original Water Cracker Biscuits.
They're very light and very crisp.
With a taste that's suitably subtle.
And if you're looking for a little more bite, try Arnott's Cracked Pepper Water Cracker Biscuits.
Arnott's Original or Cracked Pepper Water Cracker Biscuits.
The perfect partner for cheese.
The key to home security is prevention.
And now is the perfect time to have your electrician install the DuraScan Motion Activated Security Light with bonus globes now $69.
The Lockwood Automatic Deadlock has a double cylinder for extra security now $49.99.
Smoke alarms are essential to the safety of your home now only $24.99.
Account customers, buy home security today and pay in March 91.
Remember, secure your home for the holidays with quality products from John Martens.
Tracks American Mode.
Featuring some of the hottest American classics.
Including Bette Midler.
The J.Gals Band.
The Bibles.
Warren Z. Vaughn.
Tracks American Mode.
The J.Gals Band.
Carl freaks over the water bill.
They don't use this much water at Sea World.
Will his kids learn to conserve water?
Family Matters right after the Golden Girls.
Friday on 7.
Guess who's got a date?
He still has women. They've had.
Can he remember how to impress?
I'm gonna jump on a show in Geronimo.
What will they think of her?
Mr. Willows, your daughter's come home.
When they find out how young she is.
We all make mistakes. I thought you were his mother.
Is it true love for Henry?
Age is relative.
That's what you look like, a relative.
Will keeping young kill him?
Can you stop?
Of course I can stop.
Don't miss The Laugh with John Thoring.
Home the Roost.
Right after the Two Ronnies.
Thursday on 7.
G'day fruit fanciers.
At Bilo, Ardmona Canned Fruit checks out faster because it checks out cheaper.
$1.19?
Check that.
At Bilo, check out cheaper.
If you want to know what to buy your mum for Christmas, or your sister, or your girlfriends,
you'll find a little something for everyone at Suzanne.
This is Suzanne at Suzanne.
Victor knows Aussie Lawns and Allmake knows Victor.
Allmake Mowers have been selling, servicing and repairing Victor Lawn Mowers for over
30 years from 330 Goodwood Road, Clarence Park.
With a full range of Victor Mowers, spare parts and service facilities for all ages.
We give you second to none personal service from experienced staff.
And after 33 years we really know how to keep prices down.
With free pick up and delivery, guarantee on all work done, plus the lowest prices in
Adelaide, Allmake Mowers has to be the first choice for all your lawn mowing needs.
Do you carry condoms with you?
Yep.
Ultra thin Vibra Ribs.
It's not like it's embarrassing to buy them anymore.
Like before you sort of run in, oh my god.
I'll get someone to buy it for you.
Yeah.
Anyway, you can get them from anywhere.
Got this, got that, yeah. I always carry them around.
Most guys now carry them around in their wallets anyway.
Yeah. I carry them because sometimes I don't know.
Can you have fun with condoms?
Yeah, they can be fun. They can make me laugh a lot.
Do I have to go to an explicit detour?
Oh please, absolutely.
My mum's going to be watching.
I'll give you and the wash.
My mum did find them eventually.
But she was, um, yeah, she was glad actually.
Did you ever have any experience with condoms that you were growing up?
Do you want the truth?
Yeah.
What happens?
Well you enjoy yourself, don't you?
Here we see a yoga teacher demonstrating how to achieve total relaxation.
And here we see Arthur Bailey demonstrating how he achieves total relaxation with the help of his new feet seat.
Yes, the feet seat certainly makes the most comfortable chair even more comfortable,
transporting you to a state of total relaxation in a matter of seconds.
The feet seat. Total relaxation for around $20.
Oh, I've been up to Cunninghams Warehouse, Cunninghams Warehouse, yes siree.
Bargains, bargains, bargains. Kids plastic chairs, super scoot, $2.
Baby shoes, great gift idea at $2 a pair.
Power beam torch, complete with batteries, bargain only $2.
Solar calculator, slash to $2.
Stereo club, 90 minute audio tapes, packer free, $2.
LaRolla natural body massager, only $2.
Booze bags, great for the beach and picnic, set of two, $2.
Cunninghams Warehouse, yes siree.
I wonder if I might have a word with you.
If you're thinking of buying a used vehicle, go no further than your Adelaide Holden Dealer.
You see, who else could offer you such a huge selection of top quality cars?
Over 1,000 used vehicles at any one time.
And because the Adelaide Holden Dealer network has a reputation to uphold, you can sleep easy.
You see, your Adelaide Holden Dealer network is backed by the General.
Hi General, and backed by the Lion.
Hi Lion.
For the best used car value, see the Adelaide Holden Dealer network.
If you want to know what to buy your mum for Christmas, or your sister, or your girlfriends,
you'll find a little something for everyone at Suzanne.
At Suzanne, at Suzanne.
I love you. I really love you.
Sam Wheat is about to live the adventure of his life.
Ghost.
Hello again, 35 year old engineer Fernando Da Silva is on his way home to Guba after four months of hell in Iraq.
Arriving in Adelaide a short time ago, Mr. Da Silva said Saddam Hussein is a dangerous man.
Someone's got to stop the job. He's got to be stopped.
Mr. Da Silva's been on the run and hiding in Kuwait after escaping Hussein's hostage roundup.
Prime Minister Bob Hawke now says our economic recovery could be delayed, coming in the second half of next year, instead of the first.
Meanwhile, the PM has dashed Paul Keating's leadership dreams, saying he'll head up the Labor Party for another five years.
Now checking Wednesday's weather, here's Willsy.
We'll get some light showers early tomorrow, overnight 11 with a maximum of 21.
See you tomorrow. Good night.
Nobody knows Adelaide like seven.
Thursday nights. It's Terry McCann and the King of the Shanks, Arthur Daly.
Together again in the Adventures of Minder on seven.
The arrest. That young man has been in police custody now for 36 hours.
The delaying tactics. We all get a little behind in our paperwork.
Especially if the defendants are black.
For a confession.
Then something cracks.
It wasn't written when they say it was.
Why did Williams just been found hanging in his cell?
Rafferty's Rules, 7.30 Saturday.
Friends dropping in.
Entertaining's easy with Arnett's Jets.
Jets and dips. Jets and cheese.
So easy.
Having a party?
Entertaining's easy with Arnett's Jets.
Jets and salami.
Jets and spreads.
So easy.
Going formal? Entertaining's easy with Arnett's Jets.
Jets and pate.
Jets and avocado.
The easy entertainer.
Arnett's Jets cracker biscuits.
I met Jeff when I was 20.
And we fell in love.
Or we thought we did.
We were sensible though so we started off having safe sex.
But three months down the track when we decided to move in together.
We just thought it was a bit ridiculous to keep using condoms.
It was sort of are we going to do this forever?
After we split up.
Jeff called me.
I met him.
And he told me that he had AIDS.
So I went and got tested.
And I was tested positive.
Looking back when we made that decision to stop using condoms.
And to stop having safe sex.
We should have gone and been tested.
It just shows that you can't really assume that you're not at risk of AIDS.
And that rather than assuming that people don't have the AIDS virus.
You really have to assume that they do.
I wonder if I might have a word with you.
If you're thinking of buying a used vehicle.
Go no further than your Adelaide Holden dealer.
You see who else could offer you such a huge selection of top quality cars.
Over 1000 used vehicles at any one time.
And because the Adelaide Holden dealer network has a reputation to uphold.
You can sleep easy.
You see your Adelaide Holden dealer network is backed by the general.
Hi general.
And backed by the lion.
For the best used car value.
See the Adelaide Holden dealer network.
If you're really determined to save.
The ANZ high performance passport.
Will help you get there.
As your balance grows.
And you sell as your interest rate.
Music
Betty's in trouble with telecom.
What do you mean you'll cut me off?
You wouldn't dare.
I dare you. I double dare you.
In a hilarious episode of Hey Dad Wednesday.
Are you ready for Goldmark's best price Christmas?
Compare them and save.
With jewelers to help you buy gifts at last.
And you won't buy better than Goldmark.
Compare the range.
Compare the quality.
Compare the prices just around the corner at Goldmark.
With all the best jewelry and watches.
Discounted for Christmas for you.
Christmas presents Goldmark.
Christmas is here now at Goldmark.
We're just around the corner.
Australia's largest.
Pizza Hut. Make it great.
For everyone who loves meat.
And loves pizza.
Pizza Hut brings back.
Meat Lovers Pizza.
Loaded with five mouth watering meats.
Fresh mozzarella cheese.
And only nine dollars ninety for the medium size.
If this sounds like your kind of pizza.
Come and get it.
The nine dollar ninety Meat Lovers Pizza.
For a limited time only.
Pizza Hut. Make it it great.
Dine in takeaway and home delivered.
Without cheesels the party's over.
Share the magic of Christmas and a golden moment.
With utterly delicious Ferrero Rocher.
Friday, Mums been sacked.
Your mother was just fired.
From her job? No, from her camp.
Will she find more work?
Things aren't that bad.
Did I mention that the car was on fire?
How does the family cope with one income?
Use my own money for shoes?
The kids are helpful.
But if we need some quick cash we can sell Judy's toys.
Mom!
I'm not so full.
They call it a depression dinner.
Well I'm depressed.
And Dad?
Uh oh, Dad's paying bills. I'm out of here.
Me too.
Family Mothers. Right after the Golden Girls. Friday on 7.
Not for the bold breast way that it grabs you.
Not for the cold breast way it goes down.
Not even for that one little calorie.
Why you strut your stuff around?
There's just one reason.
Just one reason.
Just for the taste of it.
Diet Coke.
Just for the taste of it.
Diet Coke.
Just for the taste of it.
Oh I've been up to Cunninghams Warehouse, Cunninghams Warehouse yesterday.
Bargains, bargains, bargains.
Kids plastic chairs, super scoop, two dollars.
Baby shoes, great gift idea, are two dollars a pair.
Power beam torch, complete with batteries, bargain only, two dollars.
Solar calculator, slash to two dollars.
Stereo Club 90 minute audio tapes, pack of free, two dollars.
LaRolla natural body massager, only two dollars.
Booze bags, great for the beach and picnic, set of two, two dollars.
Cunninghams Warehouse yesterday.
God, we'll have an answer in ten minutes.
I'm meeting him in flight today.
Australians bring you flight deck lounges.
If you thought all flight clubs were the same, you should see us now.
Joyreen, lovely for ladies, are proud to present their new spring and summer fashions.
Look, frocks like these, superb fabrics, lovely design garments in classic styles for all occasions.
Come in and see them, try them on.
Joyreen at 77 Grote Street, Woodville Road and Paynham Road too.
New spring and summer fashions.
Joyreen, lovely for ladies.
The exceptional Honda Legend saloon is designed with a level of technology and engineering,
which will impress the most discerning people, especially other car manufacturers.
Thursday, the last stop with my apprentice, Miss Exotic, a stormtrooper.
The two Ronnies.
This morning I saw dear old John.
Followed by the original nosy neighbor.
You can't blame him living next door to a delinquent.
The lovable father and son team.
You didn't buy this for me, you little toad.
I won't buy you a present, you suspicious, miserable old yeet.
John Thor is brilliant as the dad sorting out his teenage son.
You ever noticed when I look tired?
You always look tired, you've got a tired face.
Home to roost, plus for two Ronnies, Thursday.
G'day shoppers.
At Bilo, these quality stackable chairs will check out faster because they check out cheaper.
$8.99? Check that.
At Bilo, check out cheaper.
What's the deal on the new Commodore V6 Vacationer?
You get air conditioning, power mirrors and aerial, a tachometer, new cloth seats,
matching bumpers and grill, and on the wagon, a roof rack.
In fact, the new limited edition Commodore Vacationer gives you $2,000 worth of features at no extra cost.
I guess that's why Commodore's number one, eh?
You want your photos to capture what you see, that magic moment, the beauty, the colour,
you want to know what it was really like.
At GroupColor, the lab, we know this.
We're photographers and processing experts.
With state of the art processing, our knowledge and expertise will get the very best from the photos you take.
So for your next roll of film, GroupColor, the lab, next to Channel 7, GroupColor.
Tracks American Mode featuring some of the hottest American classics, including Bette Midler, J. Garl's band, The Babies,
and the
Warren Seaborn, Tracks American Mode, out now.
All these value pack magnets must be cleared.
This magnet comes with the automatic transmission, absolutely free, and this one comes with free air conditioning.
Buy a new Magnar executive from me and you could drive away in a new SE.
I believe you, Morris.
But it's true, come see for yourself, I've got thousands of factory bonus dollars to give away.
If you reckon that's not good enough, how about this one at $16,999?
Morris and Sam, you're meant to be sheen bad.
What, here again?
Look what's on the way from Sydney, the luxury cruise that carried the royal party during the bicentennial, the proud Sydney.
And from New Year's Eve, there'll be luxury cruises every weekend on the Murray for only $280 per person.
What a weekend.
Excellent accommodations, sumptuous meals, shore excursions.
Just relax, be pampered, and enjoy.
But to cruise like Charles and Diana did, you'd best book your weekend on the proud Sydney as soon as you can.
Phone Proud Australia Cruises right now.
Imagine a luxury weekend cruise for only $280.
Hello again.
Retailers have slammed suggestions that first-time shoplifters be let off with a caution or on-the-spot fine, saying that's no disincentive to thieves.
The move was advocated in a bid to free up strapped Legal Services Commission and police resources.
And the federal government has put the Australian Gulf Task Force into a potential combat zone, moving a step closer to war footing.
Well, Zee, how's tomorrow's weather shaping up?
Briny, warm with showers and a nice set of thunderstorms overnight, a low of 26 to the max of 32.
And that's all from me. Good night.
Nobody knows that I'm late like seven.
The Toyota 4Runner has a new, smoother, more powerful V6 engine for highway control.
Oh yeah?
Take that.
The new V6 4Runner has four-wheel drive for off-road control.
Gotcha.
So you're always in control in a new V6 4Runner.
Oh, what a feeling.
Oh, he's joking.
Toyota.
Fly wherever you fly.
The feeling never ends.
It's the warmth that's Malaysia.
And there's enchantments.
Wherever you fly.
Malaysia Airlines. Enchantment.
Wherever you fly.
In 1950, Chicago businessman Frank McNamara conceived a master plan that changed the way the world paid its bills.
The Diners Club card is an original that's often copied.
Now, we're changing the way the world does business.
The Diners Club business card system saves your company precious time and money.
First in the world and still the last word in credit cards.
Diners Club International, the blueprint for all other credit cards.
You can get it striving.
You can get it diving.
You can get it mixing cement.
The hard-earned first needs a big cold beer.
And the best cold beer is big.
Big, bitter.
You can get it rowing.
You can get it blowing.
You can get it selling a cow.
Matter of fact, I've got it now.
Victoria Bitter.
Thursday night.
I seem to have picked up a particularly nasty bug, Kevin.
Fabulous.
Don't miss an outrageous hour of comedy.
Fast-forward on seven.
Oh, I've been up to Cunninghams Warehouse, Cunninghams Warehouse, yes, sir, yes.
Bargains, bargains, bargains.
Be quick, two dollars each.
Kids biz sunglasses, two dollars.
Kidget microdolls, two dollars.
Batman water fun balls, two dollars.
Kids biz wheeler dealers, all two dollars.
Yes, two dollars each.
Power sound, two dollars.
Wind streamer, two dollars.
Wire wheels, two dollars.
Cam caddy, two dollars.
Lights and plates, two dollars.
Chain lightning, two dollars.
Hurry, hurry.
Any type, two dollars each.
Cunninghams Warehouse, yes, sir, yes.
Why did I pick Vintage Cellars as my liquor store?
Well, the prices are good.
And they know the difference between an emu and a redback.
They even introduced me to Evan Williams in a blue nun.
But don't take my word for it.
We'd like to remind you that all Hoover refrigerators come with self-closing doors.
You may find it hard to get used to.
Hoover puts you ahead of the rest.
Your life's forever changing.
A little or a lot.
Always something new coming at you.
Ready or not.
Buy any of these specially marked Sunkist Solo or Schweppes bottles,
and you can win a trip for two to the world's hottest beach spots.
See facts or details.
Time for a change.
Schweppes Cola.
Time for a change.
Schweppes Cola.
Time for a change.
New Schweppes Cola.
Satisfy your taste for change.
Next on Hinch.
To dare to fail is the most important ingredient in order to succeed.
Alf Baer runs a pursuit of excellent business awards,
but his former company owes thousands of dollars.
I think you should practice what you preach, isn't it?
Pursuing credit next on Hinch.