Doesn't your dog deserve good-o every day? Paper, telly. Buy Monday's telly and you could win $10,000 just like that. Because inside you'll find your instant win bingo card. Just scratch off the numbers in the telegraph and if any three prizes match, you've won. It could be $20 or $10,000. So get Monday's telegraph and get your instant win bingo card and start winning instantly. Paper, telly. If you're one of the many people who have been trying to phone to order your Bar Mix vacuum cleaner, our lines are now free. For $380 you'll get this amazingly versatile Bar Mix vacuum cleaner and as an extra special limited offer, Bar Mix will give you their carpet dry cleaning machine at no extra cost or if you prefer, a minimum $100 trade-in. All this and a three-year guarantee for just $380. Our lines are now clear, so don't miss out and ring this number now. I am a human being. A great cast is assembled for one of the greatest movies of our time, The Elephant Man, coming soon to nine. 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Monday, the hearts go to Gay Paris. Who was that on the phone, darling? Claude Lutierre. They're holding the auction next Friday, and we are bidding. The prize, Napoleon's gift to Josephine. One word, and you're dead. And who's the hostage? We have Jonathan Hart here. Jonathan Hart. Oh, my God. A Broken Heart, Monday, 8.30 on 9. If your face was made in Australia, grew up in Australia, tanned in Australia, or simply matured in Australia, it's time you thought seriously about skincare made in Australia. Origin Natural Skin Care, formulated from the finest natural ingredients by an Australian doctor and a naturopath with an Australian money-back guarantee for Australian skin. Origin, available at all Ankal chemists and Myer department stores. On the left, my magnificent family-sized Kelvinator. Good likeness, isn't it? On the right, the ultimate torture test, the local under-rates. Just as well Kelvinator's built at Tankett. Kelvinator's adjustable shelves are tough. The doors will take on large-sized bottles. Have this one-piece suit of armor in the Kelvinator customer protection plan, and you've got a winner from the Viper value Kelvinator, built up to a standard, not down to a price. Martin Bortman. Why in the hell did he bring her here? For the first time on television, Agatha Christie's The Mirror, right. Murder by poison. Murder that baffled two of the world's greatest detectives. Murder is a very dangerous business. Somebody's trying to kill me, aren't they? I can feel it. I can almost hear them coming. Angela Lansbury, Rock Hudson, Tony Curtis, Elizabeth Taylor, and Kim Novak. In The Mirror, cracked. Bines' premiere movie, Sunday at 8.30. We Scots don't mind entertaining occasionally, but with a big eater, you've got to be a bit canny with what you serve. So I treat my mate Mick the Chum. Such good value. I can afford to carve a big chumpy servings full of solid beefy goodness. He's wolfed a lot, and now he's doing the washing up. Ah, Chum is so chumpy, you could carve it. It's big, gigantic, awesome. It's the mighty 30-day trader thing. This month, Video Vision will take any old working electrical thing as a trade-in on a video recorder and family movie plan. And Video Vision have all the nationally known brands and Australia's biggest video libraries. The mighty 30-day trader thing. Phone now for a free home demonstration. Trader 9, trader dryer, trader toaster, trader thing. On a new video recorder and family movie plan from Video Vision. 394-1600. Pack them up with goodness, golden goodness, golden circle goodness. Pack them up each day the healthy way. With golden circle goodness. Golden circle fruit juice drinks. Packed so conveniently for you to pack them off. So make sure you reach for the sunshine goodness of golden circle. Pack them up with goodness, golden goodness. Golden circle goodness. I mean, people are usually quite surprised when they meet me. Especially little fans and girls. George Negus has met a lot of characters in his career. But none quite like boy George. What about your, how should we put it delicately, your sexual preferences at the moment. Will you give us a hint on that much at least? Well, will it change your life? Will it change my life? Businessmen screaming praise for their companies. It's how the Japanese stay on top. Toyota presents 60 Minutes, Sunday, 7.30 on 9. From the outside, the frost free on the left looks much the same as the Westinghouse frost free on the right. But looks can be deceptive. This Westinghouse frost free gives you a freezer almost as big as a small chest freezer. Oh. Shelves that adjust to take the tallest dishes. It's stuck. And the Westinghouse frost free has these easy to get at vegetable crispers. Westinghouse frost free. Definitely a better choice for your money. Welcome to the famed Savoy Hotel London. Come on in darlings, come on in. Oh the disappointment when you discover you're shackled by advance bookings. 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Oh, the disappointment when you discover that your European flight could have been free through the world's favorite holiday book. Jackson's the name. Cool is my game. Saturday, 6.30, different strokes. I will aim to be cool in school. When people find out you're my brother, they'll love you like they love me. He was one of my favorites. Well, I'm Arnold, his brother. Say what? You can call me the love boat. I recognize him anywhere. Arnold, my man. Different strokes, Saturday, 6.30. I'm Willis Jackson's brother. Say what? Online. Champing at the bit for a good holiday? Break loose at Coralban Valley. It's one of the biggest and best equestrian centers in the southern hemisphere. And really affordable. From only $149.00, twin share for four days as well as three nights of great relaxation and three trail rides. Plus luxury villa accommodation and hearty breakfasts. For reservations, phone Coralban Valley. A great, big, beautiful playground. There's easy pickings at your Toyota showroom right now. Get a minimum trade of $1,000.00 on Corolla. Fantastic! Who said money doesn't grow on trees? Not your Toyota dealer. He's going to be number one. So he's coming through for you. No matter what condition your car's in, you'll get a minimum $1,000.00 trade-in on Corolla. Where in the money? Toyota won't miss a deal, so don't miss out on your huge trade-in. Oh, what a feeling to ride, Toyota. Welcome to Retrovision, car and say, Sound Crown. High-flavature sound system, $398.00. GE upright freezer, $298.00. Sharp microwave oven, $229.00. In the powerful 16-page Retrovision catalog. In the Retrovision Power Man scratch-off game, $1.5 million worth of prizes to be won. Welcome to Retrovision, car. The saving power of Australia's biggest group. The problem starts down here, but the solution is still up in the air. There are sprays and liquids you can use, but at just the push of a button you can release... the new fragrances of Bowlcare. So forget this button, because this one can do it all. Bowlcare also deodorizes and helps keep the bowl clean. All at the push of a button. Bowlcare, now with a stronger cage. It's push-button freshness. How many ways does your family enjoy Arnott's Cruskets? The puffed and toasted crispbread. Ideal for breakfast, because Arnott's Cruskets are ready toasted. Just great for a light lunch, and low on kilojoules. Light enough to enjoy between meals. And topped with grilled cheese, Arnott's Cruskets make a delicious late supper snack. There are just seven ways to make a delicious late supper snack. There are just so many ways to enjoy Cruskets, the light and crispy crispbread from Arnott's. There is an internationally recognized standard way to measure station wagon load space. Engineers and designers call it the space box measure. Simply, it's the cubic capacity of the biggest regularly shaped box, which can be fitted into the load space with the tailgate shut. Wouldn't you know? The Holden Camaro wagon takes the biggest, tallest box of any medium-sized wagon. For you and the family, that means easy loading. Holden Camaro Super Wagon. Your love is lifting me higher. Rita Coolidge, live only at Twin Towns. Rita's award-winning multi-platinum greatest hits and a brand new album, Good Old Days, available soon on A&M through Festival Records and Tapes. Get your all-time high from March 7 to 11 with Rita Coolidge live only at Twin Towns Services Club. Book now. Smokers, want to kick the habit, feel better, healthier and not smell like an ashtray? Well, the Trident program is now in Australia and it offers a written money-back guarantee. We will give you your money back if you don't stop smoking. It's a simple, inexpensive and proven method with no lectures to attend, and the whole program is done conveniently in your own home at your leisure. Ring now on 229 77 44 for your first step to a healthier life. Remember, ring now on 229 77 44 for information on the Trident program and stop smoking once and for all. Even if you tried other smoking programs that didn't work, well, this one will. And remember, we will give you your money back if you don't stop smoking. There are no drugs to take, no classes to attend, and it's all done in your own home at your convenience. Phone now for further information. A phone call places you under no obligation whatsoever. So call 229 77 44 now. Remember that number, 229 77 44, for the Trident program. That will stop you smoking and stop you smelling like an ashtray. Metro-Ford for Dick Tanet clips. Falcon Eclipse, a phenomenal offer now at Metro-Ford. This limited edition Falcon has over $500 worth of extras, yours at no extra cost. Two-tone paintwork, stripes, moldings, S-Pack wheels, map pockets, passenger grab handles, intermittent wipers and digital clock. Call the man from Metro now, because an eclipse like this happens only once a lifetime. Metro-Ford, the Brisbane home of Ford. All right, grab yourself a binder and stand by for some of the best music around, because 1984 is Shaken with Shuto Echo. I say yourself what you listen to. Louis Lewis of the News. Advanatar. Eurythmics. Darrell Hall and Jono. I think this, you pay just $10.99 for this very flash cover and we'll give you the album for nothing. 1984, Shaken. In a world that has a very short list of perfect things, here's 41 things to add to the list. Here at Sovereign Hill, you'll find 20 two-story villas, upstairs and downstairs. Two floors of perfectly planned space. Perfect. At Sovereign Hill, you'll also find 20 single-level villas, each one boasting the kind of appointments and attention to detail that could only be described as... Perfect. 40 villas. And one more thing, the location. Sovereign Hill is just five minutes from the city. Perfect. The address? Sovereign Hill, off Waterworks Road, Red Hill. In a word, perfect. Nevermore for rockin' stereo. Ribbits at Highgate Hill for Innobraspans' best takeaway foods. Barbecue spare ribs, succulent seafoods, tantalizing pizzas and pasta dishes can now be delivered directly to your door if you're within five kilometers of the GPO. So if you've got an attack of the late night munchies, just phone 249533 right now and place your order with Ribbits. Why don't you join the hundreds of people who share in the dynamic ministry of Dr. Clemonock at the Garden City Christian Church? Enjoy the music and song, the warm Christian fellowship and let God change your life. Join us for three outstanding Sunday services. At 10 a.m., Communion and Worship. At 4 p.m., for a special healing service. And at 6 p.m., for the great celebration rally. A warm welcome awaits you at the new sanctuary of the Garden City Christian Church, Rovers Street, Mount Gravatt. Or phone us on 343 6555. Build New Home Beautiful, Build New Home Beautiful. March Home Beautiful looks at today's kitchens, stylish ways to dine outdoors and enterprising renovations. Paint your home in pastels, show sideboards off in style and win a new look bedroom from Sheridan. Read how to solve paving problems and discover the joys of a herb garden. Plus 10 market fresh recipes and eight spicy Indian dishes. Build New Home Beautiful. March issue out now. In 1983, Ford was way out in front in the sales race. Now in 1984, Ford dealers are determined to break through in light truck sales. Backed by factory bonuses, Ford dealers are offering you breakthrough deals on Courier, breakthrough deals on Economan, breakthrough deals on Spectron 8 Seater Wagon. With factory bonuses, Ford dealers are making it happen right now. So get into your Ford dealer fast for a great breakthrough deal on Courier, Econovan or Spectron. Your car's exhaust system is critical to its performance. Now there's a new way to ensure your system is in top condition. Introducing Berkeley Australia Exhaust Centers. Berkeley have supplied quality Australian-made mufflers and exhaust components to the trade for over 20 years. And now have an Australian-wide fitting service through selected independent professionals at very competitive prices. Nobody knows exhausts like the men from Berkeley. Berkeley Australia Exhaust Centers. There's one near you. Great design ideas by Johnson Tiles. See the range at your Crosby Tiles showroom. Quality Australian-made wall and floor tiles. In styles and patterns, textures and colors. To give fresh coordinated effects to bathrooms, to kitchens, to family rooms and floors. Inside and out. Johnson Tiles. See them at any of these Crosby locations. Spectrum, the indelible merseps. The band of the 70s returns in the 80s featuring a totally unique experience and lighting effects. Hear the hits, I'll Be Gone, Superbody and Esmeralda. Spectrum, catch them live at Bombay Rock Surfers Paradise Wednesday, 7th of March. Surf Air International Sunshine Coast Thursday, 8th. Jet Club Cool and Gutter Friday, 9th. Sunnybank Hotel Saturday, 10th. And East's Rugby League Club Sunday, 11th. You won't see a show like this ever again. Saturday at 7.30, an explosive case with the Blue Thunder team. Long Street's been shipping weapons into Kanawha to fuel a local revolution. Uh-oh, looks like we hit the jackpot here. It's the technology of Blue Thunder against the technology of a master criminal. You're on loan to us, flyboy. We call the shots. Bubba's caught. Oh, my God, it's Bubba. The Blue Thunder, Saturday, 7.30, on 9. Holy Sigmaly! God, just do it! You want to build a healthier dog? The five important steps are right here. Meatie Bites is all the nourishment he needs. Calcium for teeth and bones, vitamins to keep him on the go, cereal for energy and fiber, polyunsaturates for a glowing coat, and meat protein for a strong body. Real satisfying Meatie Bites, with only the best for all the nourishment he needs. Meatie Bites builds a healthier dog five ways. So you think nothing happens on Thursday nights in Brisbane? Shucks, you haven't been to General Jackson lately. Folks, Hot Rock from the country is now in the city. Give me a hug, I'm out the gawp, crazy. I'm Rusty from the ears, Rockettes, and every Thursday night during the month of March, the Bullers, the Rockettes, and myself are down in General Jackson's having a fat time. And don't forget Chris Lloyd's in his new band every Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. We'll see you all Thursday night at General Jackson's, that's the Chris International Hotel.