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Well, we'd like you to represent him Matlock must piece together a bizarre case Let me see if I can get you out of here This time of year, this is no place for samples Was it provocation or a hideous violation? McCabe's fingerprints are all over the letter opener I outmaneuver people to get ahead in business I don't marathone A Christmas Crisis for Matlock Thursday, 7.30, online Oh, Patricks Remember? Of course I remember Patricks, for the man worth remembering If you got the business, I got the sign How would you find me? I can give you a function that five-star touch But how would you find me? I can print these for you, but how would you find me? Your business will look great with my office design But how would you find me? It's easy! Open up, yellow pages We're waiting for your call Each other, come, yellow pages The book that's got it all Hello, yellow pages, every time And nothing for Christmas To ask, put your hand out and ask for food Is a sick feeling inside And so many people break down and cry I'm begging, pleading, hustling Whatever I can do, whatever I can get Please give We need food, toys and new clothing desperately Send your gift to Father Brian's Christmas Appeal A very special Christmas for the Special Olympics Some of the world's top recording stars have joined forces to record a Christmas album like no other Brian Adams, Bon Jovi, The Eurythmics, Whitney Houston, Madonna, John Cougar, Mellencamp, Alison Moyet, Stevie Nicks, The Pointer Sisters, The Pretenders, Run DMC, Bob Seeger, Bruce Springsteen, Sting and U2 perform a mix of traditional and original Christmas songs There couldn't be a better gift A very special Christmas for the Special Olympics We're coming to, coming to get you Coming to, coming to get you The Kiwis are coming, they're making, making hits The Fencingham Hedges World Series Cup hits the wacker Sri Lankans think they're tough, they say They can dump the ball a bit Australia and Sri Lanka January 2, Australia and New Zealand in a day-night clash January 3 Tickets at Perth Entertainment Centre You've got to be hot to make the grade To be the best, to be the best To be the best, to be the best You've got to be hot to make the grade To be number one on the hit parade Come on, I'll be, come on Hit it! Tomorrow night, it's great laughs with head of the class and my sister Sam But stay on 9 now for Lee Remick and Angela Lansbury in Gift of Love, A Christmas Story The escalating road toll is crippling our society This year the state government spent $179 million on the police force Much of that money was used to prevent road deaths Still, more money was spent on the high cost of hospital and medical treatment for road victims This site makes a police officer angry It's another senseless waste of life There is no joy in this sort of police work But it's a job which has to be done Cardiac arrest over here Good evening sir, could you please step out of the vehicle Good evening sir, would you mind seeing inside the road The aim is to save lives, perhaps it could be your life Think carefully And don't you become the victim of the most common causes of road death Speed and alcohol If you cop a ticket, it's a fair cop Help us, help you, help others The Larry Pickering calendar for 88 Definitely the most tasteless yet See Fennec cause his victims have never seen him See what a radical celibate does to remain radical Oh Larry, see what John Elliott's got that John Howard wants See why Edward is still single See why Paul Keating is their housewife's friend And see Ivan Landell play tennis with two balls All in the most tasteless calendar of them all The Larry Pickering calendar for 88 starring the radical celibate Who can she be? 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