Oh, look at that. Oh, it's too much lace on it. Oh, yes, too lacy. Too bright. Bright, yes.
It wouldn't wear that, would you like? Certainly not. It's a bit brief. Brief, it certainly is.
Too many colours. Oh, you don't know where you are, do you? No. See? Oh, dear me.
That's getting too fast. And to think, we thought they were perfect.
In 1336, the dying Robert the Bruce, King of Scotland, commissioned the Black Douglas to take his heart to the Holy Land for burial.
Douglas got as far as Spain, where he was killed fighting the Saracens.
Some say the heart of Robert the Bruce was returned to Scotland. Others say it was lost forever.
But as every true Scot knows, the heart is still with the Black Douglas.
Aged in oak for eight years, not five. It too has become a legend in its own time.
Here's to the Black, the Black Douglas.
Whether it's for your personal use, or you'd like to see an IBM, Olivetti, or Compaq on every desk, you must be ultra wealthy.
Yet all you really need is an ultra fast, ultra compatible, ultra reliable, ultra PC, AT, or XT.
Probably the most outstanding PC in its class, and for a fraction of the price of the others.
An ultra intelligent decision. Ultra from Imagineering.
Ask a group of kids what's good for them, and their answer might surprise you.
The natural cheese, which is best for kids, is also the cheese kids prefer.
In sandwiches, or on toast, or for lunch.
Only one whole milk natural cheese has been made, especially for children.
Anyone will tell you which cheese they the kids prefer.
You move from Devondale, the big noise, and kids cheese.
They could have been the typical loving family.
But something went terribly wrong.
They put her in a hospital. It's where she belongs.
Premiering Monday night from Shana Alexander's best seller.
We came out to steal some money from mom.
An extraordinary true story.
We were supposed to kill grandfather.
She swindled millions from her father, destroyed both her husbands, bankrupted her best friend, and the worst was yet to come.
What if he cuts me out of his wealth?
You think he will?
Why, Mike, what if he does?
The Diabolical Pot.
If you do it right, you won't get caught.
To inherit her father's fortune.
We'll all be fabulously wealthy when he dies.
Would drive her children to insanity.
He'd be totally useless if he got a witness with his mental record.
It would end in one of the most riveting murder trials in history.
Mom, it's me they're trying to nail, not you.
And that's the way I want to keep it.
Lee Rummick brilliantly portrays the most evil woman who ever lived over three children nights.
Nutcracker premieres Monday, 8.30 on Nine.
Completely from the ground up.
Real tough.
Yeah, V6, multi-point fuel injection, four-speed auto, overdrive.
Big.
You won't miss it.
Inside it's the biggest thing we've ever built.
Where do you drive it?
Lakehead.
We love it.
Here, if you was a carpet, I'd be a real worry, wouldn't it?
Blooming dog.
As if I didn't have to worry about clumsy clock.
Kids, you're worried to life, aren't you?
No worries, Alf. It's Anso 5 Worry Free Carpet.
Everything just wipes off.
Here, cleans up better than lino, doesn't it?
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Oi, I'm not worried. I'm not.
But are you sure?
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Once you're secure with Australia's biggest, strongest health insurer,
you'll feel a weight lift off your shoulders.
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Come on, eat your toast.
No.
Here, then, have some milk.
No.
Don't you want to grow up to be big and strong?
Daddy loves milk.
Yes, yes he does.
Daddy drinks all his milk.
When did you last really taste milk?
The most natural source of calcium, vitamins and minerals that's as close as your fridge.
Daddy's drinking all my milk.
Milk. Too good to miss out on.
I'll swap you for a bit of toast.
Thursday, a fashion parade has the whole of Paris applauding, but the finale is murder.
Why, for heaven's sake?
That, Peter, is the one part of the puzzle that is still missing.
We may be involved with pornography and perhaps blackmail.
Julia Prow's guest stars on Murder, She Wrote.
Come, Watson, the game is afoot.
8.30 Thursday.
One way or another, I'm going to get you.
Followed by revenge for Jake and the Fat Man.
Must be one hell of a score.
Two great mysteries Thursday online.
Bundaberg rum. Have a Bundy Good Time tonight.
Tomorrow, The Age publishes the official program and guide to the State Bank Young Australia Expo at the exhibition buildings.
From tomorrow until Friday, this very special expo for the young people of Australia will provide a wide range of vital information on career, job and lifestyle topics.
Corporate, government and service organisations will offer exhibits, presentations, demonstrations to help young people discover their future.
All the details, the official program in The Age tomorrow.
The heat is on at Roger David as summer's hottest gear rolls in.
Cool down in a cotton shirt like this, just $25.
The latest looks in pure cotton trousers, $45.
Refreshing summer suits along on style.
Or perhaps you prefer something in trunks.
To be the hottest thing on wheels this summer, pick up something sensational at Roger David that's a new you waiting.
The Professor, Alain Cross.
Pretended to the throne, and he's sent her.
The last chance to see the Turbo Titans battle for the World Championship.
The action's on in Adelaide when the biggest party for the whole year hits town for the Foster's Australian Formula One Grand Prix.
Get your tickets now and see who's boss.
Hello. Hi. Just got in. A movie? Great. Ten minutes? Yeah, sure. Bye.
Twin bar. Two wafer fingers smothered in cream, caramel and chocolate.
Hi. Oh, I couldn't decide. Hey, you going somewhere?
What are you going to do to get a decent cup around here? Easy. Easy.
Easy, because we come to you with your choice of the finest ingredients.
And if you're not making the most of your cafe bar service, if you haven't placed an order for three months or more, phone with an order now and we'll give you a hamper of Parkhouse coffee free.
When you set out to remake an original, you've just got to be better. So everybody puts their best into it.
The show's looking great. Boy, have you given your hair a workout. So I only use the best.
That's new Sunsilk Ultra Shampoos and Conditioners with the very best of ingredients. Your hair came out so shiny.
Beautiful shining hair.
The beautiful shining hair, new Sunsilk Ultra. It's the best performance ever.
Mom, can I eat? I've got to go soon. Sure, darling. Take a seat. Hi, mom. When's dinner? As soon as you clean up.
Am I too late? I forgot to eat lunch. The kitchen's closed. But seeing you're a regular customer, do you sometimes feel you're running a restaurant instead of a family meal? Got to go.
If you have a daytime job as well as a nighttime job, you'll manage even better. Food must be good. Even the chef eats it.
If you take shortcuts.
Next week on A Current Affair, the suburban mom who left her children for a Bonnie and Clyde life on the run with one of Australia's most notorious criminals.
I knew eventually we'd be caught. I just hoped that slim chance that maybe we'd get a few years together.
And the greatest threat to our wildlife, feral cats.
Next week on A Current Affair, following national 9 news at 6.
New Deno yogurt, smoother, fruitier, thicker. Just one taste. We'll tell you why. It's the world's favorite yogurt.
All right. It's been so long. So would you welcome in excess. The fox is bringing the boys home after 12 months of kicking the world.
The last in excess kick the National Tennis Center October 31. Tickets on sale now.
You just can't see. You just can't see the luxury for the trees. Linderman, the Whitsundays new luxury island is now open.
And you can see Linderman luxury for the tree. Linderman luxury for the tree. The new 1.8 Nissan Exa. Is it a tiger?
Is it a coupe? Or is it a cabrio? Absolutely. The new 1.8 Nissan Exa. It's out of the ordinary and out of sight.
Nissan Malau, building the right cars for Australia.
I'm here for thinking, Mike.
I'm sure you all know what this means by now. It must be working. We are reducing accidents in the workplace.
And now that we have the new manual handling regulations and code of practice, we can help make the workplace even safer.
I'm here for thinking, Victoria.
For information on manual handling, call this number.
Announcing Lego's latest recipe for making life easier.
Lego's have changed their recipe size cans to new recipe size tubs.
Easy to handle, easy to store, easy to open, just peel and pour. No measuring, no waste.
And the taste? Mmm, exquisite. Lego's authentic tomato paste in new recipe size tubs. Two pack or economy four. Bravo.
Adam and Barbara are ghosts. What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people away?
Their house is being haunted by the living, so they're calling on Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
Who's no ordinary ghost. The party's over. It's showtime.
Michael Keaton is Beetlejuice.
Starts Thursday at Hoyt Smith City Village and Independent Cinemas.
Warm as the sun in our skies of blue. Real as the smiles that welcome you.
At last it's true, the beauty of the Philippines is shining through.
Philippines, I'm shining through.
7.30 Thursday. Wow, they're beautiful. Some spectacular visitors drop in on Cooper's Crossing.
Two days stuck in this dump, turning into a real disaster. How do you feel about staging a balloon race for us?
But DJ's turning this into a contest. We've got a lovely surprise for you, Biggles. Tomorrow night you will be eating humble pie.
The great race gets off to a flying start, but for how long? I would never put down unless there was something wrong.
The Flying Doctors. Are we gonna be alright? 7.30 Thursday online.
Mia You, you make me feel, you make me feel brand new.
My you make me feel brand new
Most dog owners particularly those with children know it's important to treat their dog for worms
But until now some treatments only targeted tightworms while those that hit other intestinal worms missed out on tightworms altogether
But new Drontel all wormer does what it says Drontel all wormer treats all intestinal worms including I doubt it
No treatment. You know your family dog deserves the best worm treatment Drontel all wormer from Bayer
He's in good niche isn't he? Hey?
Valerie Taylor knows it's the amazing strength of Amplemesh security grill on your doors and windows that lets you choose who you let in
And who you keep out
Look for this red triangular symbol and insist on the strength of Amplemesh security grill by Giralco
Look what happened this week live at five there are a host of issues that could have led to it
So I hear you wear rubber clothes
What do you think of that? I wonder they couldn't catch any fish. They're talking to me
He's the world record holder for plate spinning. He actually spent I'll do it as long as it feels good
There's more next week a special report on asthma one of our biggest killers and Whitney Houston the super confident superstar
I like the way I look I like the way I am that's next week live at five on Channel 9
When the world's top drivers clash on the world's fastest and most demanding Grand Prix streets
At late comes a lot
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