The USA World Premiere is brought to you by new Mr. Clean Bathroom.
It cleans your bathroom to the shine.
And by the California Race and Advisory Board.
Yep, it's a dull, boring morning.
65 degrees.
No wind.
No clouds.
Dull.
I heard it through the creaker. Raise in the caliber, your sunshine. Oh, my. You know I heard it through the yay, you know I heard it, kinda heard it through the bring it, buddy, yeah.
I heard it, heard it, heard it, I heard it.
Whistling.
Whoa. What do you have for breakfast?
Why can't something work like my soft cleanser without leaving all this grit?
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This is a reminder that your puppy is not a dog.
A puppy needs almost twice the nutrition of a fully grown adult dog.
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What's that?
It's a consumer survey.
They want to know if you're happy with your car.
Oh, I am.
Oh, I know.
And as of last night, so does everybody at the Martin's Dinner Party.
In its first year, the all-new Toyota Camry moved thousands to appreciate that a car could be everything you want and even more than you imagined.
You gave two complete strangers a 20-minute test drive.
15.
That was 15.
The 1993 Toyota Camry.
Few cars actually move you.
This is one.
Here in Mrs. Stone's kitchen, we've secretly replaced Jimmy's usual Pop-Tart with a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
Let's see if he notices.
Whoa, what's this?
It's a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
It's like a Pop-Tart.
But better.
It's got flaky crust, juicy filling.
And check the icing.
Where'd this come from?
From your grocer's freezer.
Cool.
It's Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
Something better just popped up.
Yeah.
Why are you whispering?
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Garcia and Williams clash over the NAVF Heavyweight Crown.
Hopkins battles Baptiste for the USBA Middleweight title.
Budweiser presents USA Tuesday Night Fighters, Tuesday.
Fade to black starring Timothy Busfield and Heather Lockney will continue.
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Well, we want to be together, but not too close together.
It's their first visit.
I have a small car, and they are my parents.
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Two days to save on plenty at Sears President Sale.
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There are a lot of smart reasons to fly for the American Express card.
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I can't believe they canceled our flight.
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I still don't know where I lost that wallet. My whole life was in it. Pictures, license.
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You thought they were the only way to fight stains, but there's something with power that hits stains like a hammer.
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Another day is drawing to a close, and all kinds of people all over the country are heading home for dinner.
And no matter who they are or what they do or where they make their homes, chances are their favorite dinners have at least one thing in common.
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
It always happens at the worst time.
A sudden attack of diarrhea.
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The USA World Premiere Movie is brought to you by Toyota, reminding you to always buckle up.
Do it for those who love you.
Why do people really like Toyota Paseo? Take this on my detector test.
I like Paseo because A, it's practical, has a driver's side airbag, or B, women dig it.
A, it has 100 horsepower performance, or B, women dig it.
A, Paseo starts under $11,500, or B, women dig it.
Paseo. A very... practical car.
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Can someone take my pain and make it disappear?
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Hurry, sale ends the last day of this month.
I learned a long time ago that you never let up.
You learn fundamentals and basics.
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At Pittsburgh National Bank, our basic rule has always been to seek better ways to help you build your financial future.
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It takes dedication, diligence, and hard work.
I live with the times. I expect progress, performance.
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There's never been a tissue like new ultra soft puffs.
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Give George, Abe, and Andrew the day off.
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Hi. My name is Buster and I'm practicing to be a real Westmoreland Transit bus.
Excuse me. Do you go to the hospital?
Yes, sir.
See, a real Westmoreland Transit bus goes all over Westmoreland County.
Cities, colleges, trade schools, malls, shopping centers, even in the Pittsburgh.
And someday I'll do all that too.
But right now I've got to find this hospital place.
What do you think? A left? A right?
Westmoreland Transit. A great way to get around.
My own Ernest.
But do you mean you couldn't love me if my name wasn't Ernest?
But your name is Ernest.
Yes it is, but supposing it was something else.
The importance of being Ernest, starting February 18th at the Greensburg Civic Theater.
Call 836-PLAY.
When you rent a car from Hertz, you get more than free unlimited mileage.
You get the company behind the car.
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They're worry free.
And since Hertz can give you rates this low, there's no better way to get up and go.
Now with all those free miles ahead of you, what do you feel better with Hertz behind you?
Hertz, we're America's wheels.
Sending flowers across town or across the country used to be tricky.
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When we set out to design the new GEO Prism, the possibilities were endless.
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The USA World Premiere Movie is brought to you by Bounce. It stops static before static stops you.
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Another day is drawing to a close and all kinds of people all over the country are heading home for dinner.
And no matter who they are or what they do or where they make their homes, chances are their favorite dinners have at least one thing in common.
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
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Two days to save on flooding at Sears President Sale. Like Surtron videotapes, now two for three dollars.
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Avon introduces four ways to be beautiful. Now you can shop Avon by phone, by fax, by mail, or with your representative.
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I died the other day. I was killed. I went to this place. It was kind of like hell. Only worse.
Just when I thought, that's it. I'm dead. This guy came and got me out. Gave me a second chance. Of course it was a catch.
From now on I have to play by the rules. Help people rather than hurt them.
You might say it's a whole new game and I can't afford to lose.
Matrix on USA. Premiering March 1st.
Because people have been so expressive about the taste of baking soda toothpaste, Colgate created Colgate Baking Soda Toothpaste.
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Work, work, clean, clean, well cleaned.
For hair that works, there's no cleaner clean than Prel. And now the original cleaner Prel Green is back.
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There's no cleaner clean. Well cleaned.
Drixoral is. SudaFed isn't. Drixoral is. Contact isn't.
12 hour long prescription strong Drixoral is the one cold medicine pharmacist have recommended most for 10 years.
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Everybody wants a battery that goes the distance. But you never know when they're about to run out of gas.
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Curiosity Kill, starring Courtney Cox, will continue.
One taste of the Ocean Spray Cranberry and people will say just about anything.
Ba!
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And now there's a little cran for people on the go. Ocean Spray singles.
And I thought you were home with a miserable cold. I took Comtrex and I feel better.
You didn't take Sudafed for your stuffy nose, Chlorotrimetan for sneezing,
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She'd have to take each of these just to get all the relief that's in two Comtrex.
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The next time you walk by a mirror, look at your shoulders, how they rise and how they fall.
Look at the way your neck holds up your head. Think of how many bones you have you cannot see.
What makes your wrist bend, your feet dance.
It is a miracle, this body. And every move you make is another celebration.
Or a prayer.
I'd be crazy these days not to safeguard my family against germs.
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Not in my wildest dreams, if I had wild dreams, which I don't.
Why the wild acclaim for Tropicana Twister?
It's not normal.
Normal is boring, but nobody has more intriguing flavors than Tropicana Twister, like orange strawberry banana.
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Flavors of other nature never intended, but should've been.
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In the olden days, cleaning your carpet was a little bit like turning it into a swamp.
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I always dreamed in color, but I wasn't asleep.
I was dancing with the dancers to nature's timeless rhythms, soaking in the sun, building castles in the air.
From the edge of the ocean, I followed my instincts to a town lost in time, a paradise under the sea, a place where the endings are always happy.
From coast to coast to coast, Florida.
I do this every day.
Nine years as of last Wednesday.
Two and a half years.
A little bit under five.
I've been there 14 years.
I work in the shipping department.
I'm traffic manager.
Shipping manager. Eight years.
Fourteen years.
Ten years. Next October.
What overnight service would I recommend?
Out of all the shipping companies?
Who would I recommend?
Coast to coast.
1030 guaranteed.
We use UPS.
UPS.
The best overnight delivery service is UPS.
Send it out Tuesday, it gets there Wednesday.
If they say it's 1030, absolutely it's 1030.
They pick up when they say they're going to, and they deliver when they say they're going to.
Anything that makes my job easier, I like.
Young, rich, let me see.
And smart. Just look at the car.
Well, he didn't get ways by throwing his money away.
The 7848, the Toyota Tercel, has a standard driver's side airbag, and it's the lowest
price two-door sedan you can buy.
Here comes his broker.
Maybe it's his agent.
Excuse me.
Is that your car?
Sure is.
Well, it's blocking my driveway.
I think he's complimenting him on his unpretentiousness.
He's so cool.
First time I switched pain relievers, it was from Asprin to Tylenol.
Then recently, I switched again from Tylenol acetaminophen to Advil.
You see, I got these really pounding headaches, and I found Tylenol didn't always get rid of all the pain.
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We asked Mrs. Gardner's kindergarten class,
which is better, getting one pizza for $7.98 or two for $7.98?
That's a stupid question.
Are you acting like you know now two pizzas is better than one pizza?
Even if the hopping house two is better than one.
Anyone who doesn't know this should go back to kindergarten.
It's my favorite.
Now get two pizzas with two layers of cheese and two layers of toppings
plus crazy bread for $7.98 at Little Caesar's.
Pizza never tasted so good.
Pizza, pizza.
Burt, what, we have to get up so early and ride through our orange grove?
Because we need to have some quality time together, Pop.
I've been so busy lately getting people to try Florida orange juice.
Everybody already drinks, it's on.
Not every morning, Dad. Florida orange juice.
Every morning, it'll get you up and keep you going
with a load of vitamin C, natural energy, and it tastes wonderful.
Okay, that's enough quality time. I got a life.
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Hey, Pop!
Work, work.
Clean, clean, well cleaned.
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For hair that works, there's no cleaner clean than Prell.
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There's no cleaner clean.
Well clean.
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You know, there are people who drink the same juice every day.
No.
Yes, but imagine if they try the great taste of Sunsweet prune juice.
Mmm. But then they'll want to drink Sunsweet every day.
Yes.
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When I hit 100,000 miles, I was driving home from a bat cave bar.
I'd just seen six million bats.
I'd say it was me.
When I hit 200,000 miles, I was on my way to a hundredth birthday party.
I actually...
Okay, it happened right where the fence started to settle on my bridge.
I don't remember the specific place I was at.
Who are you when your Toyota truck hits 100, 200, 300,000 miles or more?
Tell us about it.
I never stopped really paying attention. My list reached about 400,000.
...full, healthy life, where he felt rewarded and was always learning.
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