You are still the one who makes me laugh
Still the one, always my better half
We're still having fun and you're still, you're still the one
Still the one
Still the one who can scratch my itch
Still the one, oh, that I wouldn't switch
We're still having fun and you're still, you're still the one
You are still the one who makes me laugh
Still the one, always my better half
We're still having fun and you're still, you're still the one
Still the one, yeah
Still the one
This program is brought to you by the Women's Weekly.
Good evening and welcome to The Way We Were, number two.
Back in the dungeon, wouldn't you have thought after the first show we'd have got a dressing room or a studio?
Yes, well I've changed, I've dressed for the occasion in tales, I didn't hurt the three tennis did I?
Hi folks, how are you? It's very good to see you.
I feel as though I'm working with a penguin.
Like Fred and Ginger?
Ginger, Gingerus Deer and Fred of Rungeons?
No, no, no, Fred Filnerstone and Ginger Meeks.
Now listen, let's look at variety here at GTV over all the years, how many compiers in all?
Well, IMT was compared by no less than 73 different people over the years.
Amazing.
In fact, one of them at one time took a dislike to me, he put a tunnel web spider in my underpants, but he really hated me.
What's he doing now?
Time, I think, seven years.
Do you know, there was one IMT compier who used to attract a studio audience of four people.
It was really pathetic, four people would sit out front and clap him.
Yeah, I know the one, I'm working with him.
And here is a highlight, an attribute to the compiers of IMT.
Mike Preston swings like a pendulum do, Bob is on bicycles two by two,
Where's Mr Abbey the Tar and Big Ben, the rosy red cheeks of the little children.
And you know, Bruce, Bert was in everything.
Yes, as a guest on other people's shows or as a host of his own, and he deserved to be.
What about joining me in a round?
Oh, I thought you'd given that up.
I told you.
You're a heck of an answer.
I don't need that.
Oh, I don't know.
Well, listen.
I thought of it as a song or something.
Well, listen, let's do the one we always do.
All right?
All right.
Without you.
I'm nothing without you.
I'm nowhere without you.
My life is stormy.
Graham and I were not going to work together on IMT.
Norm Spencer felt that what he would like to do as program director was to put me into mornings,
because television then began at around about, I guess, one o'clock lunchtime.
He wanted to open up television first thing in the morning,
which for that period of time was quite revolutionary.
And for me to do in the morning what Graham was doing so successfully at night.
So it happened that I was just wandering around the corridors being reasonably well paid to do nothing,
the occasional commercial, the occasional voiceover.
And my old friends at Seven were saying,
they've bought you to the station to kill you, you know, to get you off here and the whole thing.
I didn't believe that.
And I was right and they were wrong.
Because one day, Four Year Melbourne tonight, one of the announcers on the show,
took ill or suddenly drunk or something,
and I was called on and did a commercial with Graham.
And the 30-second commercial ran for 17 minutes.
And it was very funny, I must admit, as I recall.
They must have thought it was very funny too, because after the show,
Norm called me aside and said, forget the morning program.
You start on IMT as of tomorrow night.
And that was it.
Can you go and do yours?
No, no, no, no, no.
Go on.
Rest early in the morning.
Yes.
There's quite a difference.
I'll do one late at night first.
No, you've got to start off early in the morning.
Early in the morning.
Oooo-hoo-hoo.
Now one late at night.
Oooo-hoo-hoo.
Oooo.
Oooo.
Ugly Dave Gray was another delight to work with,
because I've always found that with great comedians,
they know the jokes, but they also know how to dress them.
And Dave going into a sketch would know the sketch word for word.
What the rest of us around him wouldn't know was what he was going to add to it.
And he had that aforementioned ability too.
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Tremendous.
And tonight's guest compare, Ugly Dave Gray.
Oh boy, I'm lucky.
Yes, I say I'm lucky.
This is my lucky day.
Well, I've got Graham to thank again for that because he decided to leave television in late 69.
And I've been doing his show on a pretty regular basis.
And he said to the audience one night,
you're probably reading in the papers that they're looking for a replacement for me.
He said, I don't think they need to look any further than Ugly Dave Gray.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we've got a fabulous show here tonight, really.
I would like to tell you about one or two of the artists we have on for you tonight.
We've got a stripper on for you tonight, a stripper with a difference.
The difference is she finishes up fully clothed and you're all naked.
My first wife, Gail, she was a dancer originally and I met her in a review in England.
And when we came to Australia, I said, would you like to do a bit of comedy?
And she said, I don't know if I can.
So I said, can you keep a straight face?
So I used to do funny things in front of her and she'd laugh.
I said, no, you've got to teach yourself not to laugh because working deadpan, as we call it in showbiz, is very, very difficult.
You must give me feeling. No, no, don't.
Rock, rock, rock, you know rock, yes everybody rock.
Now, not your sock. Rock!
And he was versatile.
Yes, he was, Phil. He was the only IMT comp here to come from a game show as a contestant.
All right, you're watching my show tonight.
GTV was the production station of the whole TV industry. It was tremendous.
Working with the ballet, there was Carl and Carol and Laurel and Fayette and oh, many of the girls there.
They were just a tremendous group.
Living up and being alive.
Oh, I can remember having a shot of Tiny Tim.
And then like all red blooded Aussie males, up a mighty blues, of course I put on a dress and played a Sheila at the barrel.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Do you believe, Stuart, that our phone contestant's name...
I can hear you.
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This is Eileen on the phone.
Thank you, Eileen, on that end. It's Eileen on the end.
Hello, Eileen.
How are you, Eileen?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
She's on the end.
It was just the best feeling to work at GDV. It was really a great time.
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Get a little flower pot and fill it with the flowers.
Plant a tiny seed of the brightest gold.
Cheryl Grey, what an amazing girl.
She was only six when her voice broke and it remained that way.
Yes, but she later became Samantha Fox, didn't she?
She didn't, no.
No, Cheryl Grey.
She was Cheryl Grey forever.
No, she was the daughter of Reg Grey and Joan Cliff.
They say never work with animals as I am today, or children.
But here's a good example.
Here's a child from the IMT audience who wasn't too happy about his seating arrangement.
And he decided to do something about it.
He was going to throw his shoes away.
When, tonight?
Yes.
Oh, dear.
How do you mean they gave his shoes away?
Well, we got special tickets from you to go in the front.
Oh.
And I didn't allow you to go in the front.
We went back there, I think.
Yes, I think.
Did you just come up of your own accord or did someone suggest that you come up?
Well, my mother asked me to come up, so I came up and I...
But you see, mummy wanted me to come up to give that cake to you.
Oh, yes.
And she asked me to make compensation, so I am.
That was Michael Lee.
I'll bet his mum was proud of him.
This girl's mother is just as proud.
Do you know what a liqueur is?
No, Graham.
Well, it's liquor. It's alcohol.
I hate it.
Do you?
Yes.
How old are you?
Nine and a half.
Have you ever had a glass of wine?
No.
A sip of dad's beer?
No.
Does dad have a beer?
No.
It's mum that hits it, eh?
Do you know anyone that drinks?
Have you seen anyone drink?
Yes.
Who?
My auntie and uncle.
Oh. Is this frowned upon?
I mean...
Frowned upon.
How does mum and dad feel about auntie and uncle getting on it?
Mummy said that she doesn't like auntie Margaret.
Oh.
Drink only because she has a sip or two. Yes, I understand.
Kids, here's a young Tony Sheldon with Graham Kennedy on IMT.
Do you really want to be a comedian when you grow up,
or is that just the words of the song?
Oh, that's just the words of the song.
Oh. How do you think it would be being funny on television night after night?
I think it would be a bit of a drag.
Bit of a drag. Bit of a drag.
Well, listen, I'll run through some things,
and you tell me if any of these vocations suit you.
Would you like to swing on a star,
carry moonbeams home in a jar,
and be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be a mule?
A mule is an animal with long funny ears.
He kicks up at anything he hears.
That's true.
His back is broad, he's round, his brain is weak.
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak.
And by the way, if you hate to go to school,
you may grow up to be a mule.
Do you realise that's young Butch Sheldon, who today is Tony Sheldon,
a very respected producer, director and writer.
In fact, he's working with Rhonda Burchmore at the casino in Red, White and Blue.
No, in Red, Hot and Rhonda.
That's it. That's it.
Sounds like a flag.
Phil, what are these, Bruce?
Shoes.
They belonged to Jerry G.
They were made by Ralph Merton, one of the big shoe sponsors in those days,
and they clad the feet of one G.G.
Yes, they used to lend them out to Michael Schilberger.
Lovely tarrix.
Hello, boys and girls. How are you? Welcome to our program.
We're going to tell you a lovely Christmas story tonight.
Yes, now, just before we do anything at all,
would you come a little bit closer, if you will, please?
Ah, that's more like it. Thank you, Mr. Cameraman.
Now, I'll open the page of this book, the first page.
Just have a look at this, and this is how it all started.
Well, when I was in the Army, which is a long, long time ago,
a lot of the fellows were all groaning and moaning about carrying their equipment into this particular hut,
and I thought to myself, well, I'm going to make it right.
So I went out to the front of the place, and I printed up the Happy Club.
Next morning, the sergeant came in, and he said,
what happy so-and-so put that up there?
And I had to step forward, and from that point on, I was known as Happy Hamman.
Oh, today I feel so happy, so happy, so happy.
I don't know why I'm happy, I only know I am.
And every girl who watched TV dreamed of looking like Susan Gay Anderson.
Yes, Phil, and some of the blokes did as well.
This is the story of the magic mirror.
It all happened a long, long time ago.
I'm not sure how I got into children's side of television.
I think that probably I had the right image that they were looking for, you know, the girl next door, whatever it was.
I wasn't a sophisticated person, and maybe that came through, and I genuinely liked children.
I felt comfortable with them, and I guess they felt comfortable with me,
so I think that might have had something to do with it.
What's your name?
My name's Ron.
And I'm Geron.
My name's Mark.
And I'm Cindy.
Tell me, would you like to believe in Christmas?
Oh, it would be wonderful, in Christmas and in all the other things that boys and girls like us believe in.
The annual Christmas panto.
Remember?
Mary Carol and Denzelhausen produced it every year, and it was a lavish production for its time.
Ron Blaskett and Jerry G appeared on The Tarak Show and IMT.
Yes, and had their own series, The Adventures of Jerry G.
That should have been right, that should have been Jerry G and Ron Blaskett, and he said, Ron Blaskett and Jerry G.
Perhaps I'd better explain right at the outset, the little one is Jerry G.
Denzelhausen, who was a genius in my opinion, decided to make a series of films called The Adventures of Jerry G,
and Jerry G had to walk, become Tarzan G, Pimpernel G, ala the Scarlet Pimpernel, all sorts of roles like that,
and we accomplished this by means of having a little boy the right size,
he wore the same costumes, and we would intercut Jerry G himself with the little boy in long shot,
and so Jerry G came to life, and in fact it has been said to me recently by Hang Lady, I didn't know Jerry G could walk.
Well Phil, how would you sum up those early days?
Well Bruce, let's leave it to Happy, Ron and Jerry.
It's a hap-happ-happy day, toodaloo-loo-loo-loo-lay, for you and me, for us and we, all the clouds have rolled away.
Happy day, toodaloo-loo-loo-loo-loo-lay, remember? See that goes back.
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Two days for the event of the year, The Last Dawn.
Well, they say that variety is the spice of life.
And even Sir Eric Pierce got into the act, Bruce.
Yes, he did. Yes. Well, that's it. God bless you and you.
Remember those days? Not a bad impersonation, eh?
Of Peter Hitchin, yes. Oh, thanks.
This used to be the old Heinz factory, which produced 57 varieties, didn't it?
Yes, I know.
And we at Channel 9 produced thousands upon thousands of variety shows.
I was part of many of those shows, as you'd well recall.
Rehearsals only.
Elaine McKenna commenced her television career on The Tarak Show.
And the girl next door went on to become a much-loved member of the IMT family.
This is my lucky day.
A little touch of Ireland with the fine voice of Bill McCormack.
When I remind my little...
Diana Trask, one of the first people to achieve international acclaim.
On Sing Along with Mitch.
Unforgivable in every way.
Cole Joy has been in the business for 40 years.
And he appeared often on IMT.
I've come again and for me my God I'll...
Lana Cantrell was just 17 when she performed on IMT.
Wasn't she Graham's fiancée?
Yes, for 20 minutes.
We all know this hit song performed by Frankie Davidson in these very studios.
In 1962.
Dorothy Baker was an IMT favourite.
And she still sings her Vera Lynn songs today.
You know, Phil, of all those variety performers, just one or two remain.
That's very kind of you, Bruce.
Thank you for the compliment.
I was talking about Daryl Sonny.
I got my start through...the popular belief was through New Faces.
But it was actually through an audition.
I'd been on New Faces as a contestant.
But it was an audition with Ernie Carroll, who was Ozzy.
And it was in June of 1971.
And I had to sit at a desk and talk about Bugs Bunny and Popeye and Mr. Magoo.
And do a Coke ad and what have you.
So it was quite strange.
And then three weeks after that I thought...I landed the job.
And I thought, isn't it incredible you can make such an idiot of yourself
and get somewhere in this business.
Me?
Yes.
A mother just rang and two lovely sisters are coming up from Geelong.
Two sisters.
She asked me to entertain them, but I thought you'd be the guy.
That's tremendous, Bert. It's my pleasure.
Listen, they'll be arriving shortly.
So I'll go downstairs and wait for them.
As soon as they arrive, I'll send them up.
Heaven, I thank you enough. That's tremendous of you.
Daryl, that's what friends are for.
Isn't he fantastic?
Come on.
What's the matter, Red?
Two girls.
Boy.
I don't like the place.
Must be the two sisters from Geelong.
Come in.
I hosted IMT twice, once in 73,
although at that stage it was called the Graham Kennedy Show.
And Graham took a holiday for no other reason than he deserved one.
And Jim McKay, who was the program manager here at the time,
rang me and said, Daryl, would you like to fill in for Graham?
How am I going so far?
All right?
Thank you.
You've given me confidence.
This, of course, is the biggest moment of my career.
Ozzie and I lasted 23 years,
and that was a long time for Ernie, who, when he retired at 65 or 66,
had his arm up an ostrich for a long, long time.
Ozzie was very much an important part of my early career.
Daryl, I'm a bit upset.
Yes? Why?
Upset I am, because it looks as if you're going to be a big star
on the night telly, and I'm going to lose you,
and I'm not going to have you on the kids show,
and I'm going to be on the...
Well...
Oh!
I have that performing streak there, and I love performing.
I'm sure you'll see
That is how it's going to be, just come with me
Probably I could paraphrase my first words on television,
which were, Hi, I'm Daryl Summers,
and I'll be here for as long as you'll have me.
Gee, Bruce, I wonder what would have happened to him
if he hadn't gone into television.
I guarantee you he'd be still playing the drums.
Oh, what?
Does that mean it's my life?
Ha ha ha! It's marvellous.
Oh!
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Please look directly into your spirit.
Thank you Graham.
Happy birthday incidentally.
It's alright Phil.
I haven't had a chance to say hello.
And many more of them.
I hope you're still here in another ten years.
We'll discuss that later.
Where did you get your suit from?
Do you like it?
It's a Peter Jackson creation.
And it's double breasted.
And it's got brass buttons.
And what do you think?
How could you sum it up in a word?
You can't do that.
You can't sum it up in a word.
Do you like it?
Yes and no, Phil.
How do you think it would look on you, Graham?
Wrong for me.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Now it's more you than me.
It's very Carnaby Street, don't you feel it?
Yeah.
You could say that.
You can tell the difference, can't you?
Between one off the hook and a 90 quid one.
Sorry, Phil, go on.
How did you know this was a 90 quid one?
I am ashamed to even be working with that coat.
That is disgraceful.
A Peter Jackson special.
I was something of a toff in the 1970s.
In fact, I still wear that coat occasionally to weddings and stuff.
Although I may give it away to the Salvation Army.
I don't think they'd even accept it.
But commercials were an integral part of the shows, weren't they, in those days?
Yes, and you know, Bruce, sometimes the commercials ran for many minutes.
Well, I remember you had a commercial that was supposed to go for a minute.
How long did it run?
Fifteen seconds.
I might have forgotten my lines.
Anything and everything could and did happen in live commercials.
Here's Judy Ann Ford.
Hello, everyone.
You know, it is rather nice to be back tonight.
And more especially...
It's especially nice to be back with such a good old friend as Robert Timm's Royal Special Coffee.
It's a pleasure to talk about it again, you know.
Making good coffee is just as easy as making good tea, even when balloons are popping all around you.
As Frank Rich experienced, nothing was straightforward when doing live commercials with the King.
I say it's a jumping log.
Jumping log.
Goodness.
With a smile on his face, the perfect frog.
Hey ho!
Oh, get off.
Said Anthony Rowley.
Wow, that's a struggle, wasn't it?
Beautiful, yes.
Jump to it, girls.
Yes.
Better buy those top-taste labing logs tomorrow.
You can buy, girls, you can have a very log of your own.
Pop along to your supermarket or food store or milk bar and you have a bit of a labing log.
Don't go away.
Oh, it's Miffy.
She keeps spraying her hair with Cetal.
And since there was a time when Miffy's hair was like so much steel wool,
but she went on to Cetal and now it's like Jex.
Miffy Marsh was another who got onto the live commercial merry-go-round.
Sorry, Miff, I'll just reverse you a little bit.
That's better.
How would you like some Australian cheese, Grace?
Yes, I'd love some.
Would you?
Yeah.
Whole half pound of it, right?
Who could forget Bert Newson's impression of the Colonel?
Now, in this big dinner box you get for yourself three, I say three pieces of chicken.
You get gravy, you get a roll, which is not bad value.
When the commercials first came on, when a client came to the show for the first time
and bought the commercial and gave us a script,
and we rehearsed that script in the afternoon at commercial rehearsal,
which as I recall eventually became 3.30 in the afternoon in the early days.
It was seven o'clock at night, I think.
And each commercial, each minute commercial or 30 second commercial
was given just that in rehearsal time.
And we'd just read the script and the new client would say,
that's wonderful, that's how it's written,
and look forward to going home and watching the commercial.
Well, when he saw the commercial eventually live on the show,
in almost every case, it bore no resemblance whatsoever to what he'd seen rehearsed.
Now, all you have to do is pour on some Shell Guard dog shampoo.
One's hanging out.
I'm sorry.
Would you put some water on him?
Some water?
Yes.
Not on me.
I'm sorry.
Now, you can use plenty of it.
Don't be frightened. Dogs love it.
Yes. Oh, that's the boy.
Oh, look at that.
That's lovely, Carl.
Come on, Carl, you dog.
There.
Sit. Oh, pardon me.
Sit.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Close your eyes. Dogs don't mind a bit.
And it doesn't affect you at all.
And it doesn't affect you at all.
I, er...
Open that bucket!
Where's the, er...
Where's the bitch?
And would you believe this client actually came back for more?
Shell Guard dog shampoo is specially designed for dogs.
Look, it's not just any old shampoo shoved into a bottle with dog written on it. No, sir.
May I tell you, it contains glycerin, which acts as a moisturiser, and it cleans his skin as well as his coat.
So when you use it on your dog, make sure you rub it in hard, mind you.
It has lots of leather. It has lots of leather.
So that your dog's coat gets really clean and shiny.
Look what Shell Guard has done...
For Bert Newton since I shampooed him last week.
What a bad thing to do.
Look how good he looks. His coat is shiny.
His little nose is moist.
Good on his, too.
And he finds it damn near impossible to go past a tree without...
That's disgraceful.
By the way...
Shut your big face!
The phone would ring very early next morning to the sales department at nine, and the client would cancel.
Because of the dreadful things said and done by Graham and or Graham and Bert the night before.
Around about eleven o'clock usually on that same morning, they rang through to buy more time.
When they realised their product was just running out the doors.
The commercial last week didn't sell very much dog shampoo.
Oh no, wasn't that funny last week in the bath?
It was hilarious. You must have had a ball, did you?
I'm not saying anything.
And from flogging of one kind to flogging of another, world championship wrestling.
I want to ask you something. Was wrestling rigged?
Oh no, it was a genuine sport.
And here on a Sunday morning you'd find a great group of people, particularly continental women, forcing themselves toward the wrestling match.
Mario Milano, among others, Lord Such, I think was another one.
I didn't know the girls' names, but the wrestlers were fantastic.
We're speaking to you from Festival Hall in the wildest war we've seen in 1973.
Mark Lewin dropped kicking, Bulldog Brower.
Mark Lewin and Tyler Carl Fox against Abdulaziz Abbas and Dick the Bulldog Brower.
What a bruising, brawling match.
I was really lucky to be Jack Little's understudy because there was a man who had been in the sport of wrestling as a commentator for, since 1932.
And then he came to Australia in 1952 and started wrestling commentary at the West Melbourne Stadium in those days.
And then came the big time of the world championship wrestling, which is the biggest era Australia's ever had on wrestling.
Here's the man that absolutely had the strength of ten men in that ring and went berserk, Dick the Bulldog Brower.
You bum, you, you sucker me in that ring when I wasn't watching you cock.
And you pick me up and you hurt my neck cock. You hurt my neck.
I'm going to beat you. I'm going to crush you. You can't hurt me cock. You can't hurt me cock.
It was fantastic money, very, very good money. As a matter of fact, if you don't mind, I tell you my wages when I came to Australia, that was a guarantee.
Everything pay and I was only $800 a week guarantee. When I got the title, I got the 800 plus percentage for the title and everything pay.
And the average wages that those years they were $35, $50 a week.
Right now it's still a Karl Cox in there. I guess Milano Mario with a side headlock.
Well, Mario Milano these days part time president and I enjoy it and I will always. That is my life.
I can still hear him sitting beside him in studio one. It wasn't those days for the recording of the bouts.
Oh, it's getting very close here. It'll be a submission hold. And he goes.
One, bam. Think again. That's all there is. There isn't anymore. How about that?
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Welcome to LA, a city seduced by fame and fortune. Kim Basinger, Kevin Spacey, Danny
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cinemas everywhere. There's a man with plenty of aspiration and a great deal of
talent. The man who's going to go a long way in this business, Mr. Peter Smith.
Hello Peter. Terry how are you?
Oh that was very cruel Bruce. You can send me up but not Pete Smith. Pete's a
very good friend of mine and very touchy. He's a good friend of mine but he was
always in the boothouse. Putting the kids through private education, stuck in the
booth, people were doing comedy sketches and I was left out. I was sick of it and I
wanted to do something about it so I did. Yeah.
We only got our scripts on the day and it was a little nerve-racking because he
realized that you were going to perform in front of thousands of people. It
wasn't like the theater where you had a rehearsal and you ran a certain time. It
was every night three or four different sketches. So you know it used to be a
little problem but we were all keen and we helped each other.
You are poor and hard-up and aren't available.
Not that hard-up. Graham was such an extraordinary man with his ad-libs. The
most brilliant brilliant extemporizer I've ever worked with in my life.
Absolutely fabulous and you're prepared for anything and this is what we used to
say to Rod Kinnear or whoever was directing at the time. Look at this point
Rod if you'd keep the camera in vaguely this area one or two or three things
will happen. She was your first love. Yes up to then I'd be the hunchback with
Not a Dame.
And Phil one of the pioneers of television sketch comedy Joff Ellen.
Joffer Boy.
A chappy who's ever so happy and glad that his dad was a lad.
Well as you know comedy is the basis of all variety shows. They did a comic then
they build a show around him. But this being a variety show we would start
about two o'clock. All get there at two o'clock but they had to be rehearsing the
ballet rehearsing the music rehearsing the lot and the comics used to get shoved
over in the corner and we'd mutter to one another and and just we'd do three
or four sketches. It was terribly hard. Try and learn them all for the one night and
we've done the best we could. We've made lots of mistakes as they can remember the
audience remember how the scene used to fall over at times and say things weren't
going to good to push it over. Do anything at all get laughs those days.
Oh what are you doing to my home.
Fix the door. Oh fix the door. That's what I've got to do.
I just got to get out. And now over to the Wilsons.
What do you think Graham? He said oh god I don't know he was only 24 or 5 or something and I said
well I think we'd have to be 75 at least. He said I reckon you're right. Well when I
see it now I realize that I think we were a little older than that. I think we were around
the 90s at the time because I'm 76 now and I don't talk like Joyce or anything.
George? George? Breakfast's here.
Very funny Joyce.
Well I tell you what Joyce they can't say I don't try.
I think you'll have to get some paraffin oil Joyce. Then I can fix that squeaky hinge as well.
Kill two birds with one stone. I'll put it on the shopping list. Now sit down and have your
private colet zone. Have me what? Private colet zone. Private colet zone? What are you talking
about Joyce? That's spaghetti isn't it? It's Italian for breakfast George I've read it in the paper.
Private colet zone. And I cooked that lovely spaghetti in honor of that Italian president that's
come to visit us. It's the Italian president coming to visit us? I'd better put on me coat
and get my breakfast. Spaghetti eh?
You know I used to be in the Wilson's I played a character called Father Malley I used to come
visit. Do you remember me? No. No I can't remember that. Obviously you made an impact.
We have a bit of a man now whose face we didn't see but we saw part of his body every week on
Channel 9. Oh yeah talk about Ernie Carroll who goes back to the very early days of Channel 9.
Thanks for blowing the surprise. I was working in radio for quite a few years in the country
radio didn't make it to the city and I was a freelance cartoonist at the same time and I
managed to talk Norm Spencer into believing that this ability in radio for the sound and the
visual with the cartooning was a wonderful combination and he agreed and gave me a job.
We can all get a Santa Cotter. What? My Santa Cotter. Oh what's the Santa Cotter? Well the
Santa Cotter is a new invention of mine I've just finished inventing it. I decided to go in
and do another character there's a slight difference in the character so we called him
Professor Ratbaggy but he was just a mad professor who came up with odd inventions and generally
bumbled around the place bumping into things. Good on earth professor what's that? Well that's
the Santa Cotter of course. Is it really? You sit in there it holds four people and there it is
the Santa Cotter. Graham asked me to write some comedy for him so that was a great thrill and I
did that and that's how I got into IMT. Our day was to come in in the morning and go through the
newspapers like the time when David's statue came to Mars we got a week out of that. I think my
favorite one is this one I really do very clever one and also they come in you know various shapes
and sizes. Poor old David what a lot of fuss about something that's been hanging around for 500
years. I found Graham Kennedy to be a very generous performer I had the opportunity to work with him
with Ozzy and we did some five minute bits in IMT over a period of time and they were a lot of fun.
Oh Ozzy of course. I care. You don't care at all. Oh Ozzy you know I care what makes you think I don't care?
Well I sent you that letter that letter over there I sent it to you and I said dear Graham I feel
very stressed because and by the time you get this I will have shot myself. Oh is that a no?
I think it was my best experience in television and I often look back on it and wonder where all those
wonderful days went.
Monday the story of America's last great crime family. I will be driven from my home by a train. And
they struggle to get out. Come with me now and leave this behind. I don't ever trust them. Monday
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Well, every show had the wheel. But sadly we don't have time to spin the wheel, Bruce. If we did have time, you could have won a Dick Wicks back support.
Or a hair styling from Mr. Emilio of Barclay Streets and Kildare.
And make us a meal at Barb and Oz's where the flames lick up Barb's rump every Friday night.
We have to go, Bruce. Until next time, we look forward to seeing you for our third special. What about this next time? What's that all mean?
Well, I'll tell you in a moment. Good night, everyone.
Listen, Iain Johnson's had me in front office and he'd like a series of Philip Brady one-ass.
Oh, well if that... You're doing it alone. No, but you can come in and do some bookshelves.
No, I wouldn't.
8.30 tomorrow night, a special television event, Children of the Dust, starring Farrah Fawcett, Sydney Poitier and Michael Moriarty.
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