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Well, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this with you guys.
It might be a good idea.
When you say mountain,
it's KARA!
When you say tree,
it's KA!
When you say place,
it's BAKA!
Yeah, it's a bit of a hateful thing.
Gansu and Nippon Mukashi News!
You guys aren't really surprised, are you?
The new business of the crocodile.
Once upon a time, there was a crocodile that wanted to work.
What kind of job would be good?
That's right, using the rags on his back,
he thought he could earn money by becoming a washing machine.
The business was successful,
and there were a lot of customers.
But the crocodile regretted it after seeing the business for the first time.
That's because when the washing machine appears on his back,
there's soap in his eyes,
and he can't help but get wet.
The crocodile's eyes and back are very close.
Is there anyone who feels bad?
The sponsor of this program is Tsumura.
This program is brought to you by Tsumura,
a company that studies nature and health.
A Nippon Mukashi News!
You're really good at playing.
I fell down.
You cried, didn't you?
No.
You didn't cry?
You did it.
Me too.
Good.
The kid's ball is the one that's going to hurt you.
Good.
Go take a bath.
You're tired,
but you're still wearing a jean.
It's a bath screen.
Tsumura is a company that studies nature and health.
A century with a woman.
When you become a mother,
you become a midwife, a health insurance agent for women.
Health is good.
Tsumura is a company that studies nature and health.
I'm doing this as long as I can.
But, Joy, you're so energetic that you're making a fuss even in a commercial.
I'm going to introduce a lot of people who are here today,
but there are a lot of people who are here.
There are a lot.
This person is next to this person.
Next to this person...
What am I talking about?
Let me introduce you.
Tachiro Masashi!
Uncle,
you look normal today.
I quit. It's ridiculous.
I'm going to do something else.
What?
I'm going to buy something.
I'm going to buy...
I'm not going to take it off.
You think I'm doing something in here, right?
I'm not doing anything.
Hey!
Don't put me in a place like that!
I'm not going to think about it!
I'm not going to make you do stupid things.
Please be careful.
So, take it off.
I don't have any experience with that.
Thank you.
Tachiro Masashi.
Next person.
Is this person really in love?
Can he have a boyfriend?
I don't know, but...
Natsui Naomi!
I thought you were going to put on your earphones.
You're good.
Thank you.
Did you cut your bangs?
I just did.
By yourself?
You're a weirdo.
Did you cut it yourself?
Yes.
That's good.
Thank you.
You're good at imitating.
No, no, no.
Who are you good at imitating recently?
Seiko Matsuda.
Really?
Your name is on my palm.
Hey!
Stand up.
It's rare.
You stand up with a magic wand.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Donjiri's secret agent is a wonderful customer.
That's amazing.
It's worldwide.
The viewers are going crazy.
I'm going to introduce you to a man who's never been married.
Saito Seiko!
Hey!
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
What is this?
Is this a fancy fish shop?
What is this?
It's a shining agent.
Moro-chan.
Is this a shining agent?
What is this?
No, no.
Today is the day.
Because it's Kendo.
Really?
This is it?
I thought it was an old-fashioned village thing.
But I'm not used to it.
So please stop.
Today, we have these three people.
But there's one more person who wants to be on this show.
I can't help it, so I'll introduce you.
This is our manager, Kasai!
Oh, my.
Hey!
Today is the day.
No, no.
I'm putting on makeup.
You're a bastard.
There were fan letters in the past.
There were two fan letters in the past.
I was so excited.
The fan letters were written seriously.
I like Kasai wearing a lot of different clothes, but I like Kasai wearing a lot of different clothes.
I'm a big fan.
What's going on?
So, the first one is a fast-pushing ping-pong game.
Here's the answer.
If you know, please play the ping-pong game.
I haven't seen it.
Maybe you'll know.
I don't think I'll know.
Please play the VTR.
When you enter, your chest is full.
When you leave, your wallet is empty.
Your wallet is empty.
Adults can't enter unless they're in a punch-pong game.
When you see an adult who's been working hard for a lifetime, you really feel sorry for him.
Here it comes!
Please, Matsui!
Pin-saro!
What's this pin-saro?
I don't know, but I've heard of it.
Adults are important.
I don't know. I'm just playing.
The girl with dyed hair is going out and in with a young man.
When you win, the woman takes off her clothes.
Here it comes!
Game Center.
Bingo!
When you win, the woman takes off her clothes.
That's a good one.
We won't go to the game center again.
Invader game.
That's a good one.
You're going to get a finger flick.
I'm sure you won't get a finger flick.
Let's introduce the kids.
This is Koizumi!
Here it comes!
Good evening, members of the board.
Good evening.
You've gained weight.
I've gained weight.
How much have you gained?
I've gained over 66kg.
I've gained 64kg.
I've gained weight.
Here it comes!
This might be difficult.
Here's a hint.
You don't have to show your face like Hiroshi.
You don't have to show your face like this.
Here it comes!
You shouldn't talk like a
booklet.
What?
Yes, I'm talking about the money.
Talking about the money? Yes, sir.
I'm talking about the mouth.
You're talking about the mouth.
Where are you doing it?
Yes.
Oh, the place.
The city hall.
What kind of people are there?
Yes, people like you can't come out.
Sumotori and Kuromati.
Yes, Sumotori and Kuromati.
What kind of people are there?
The
The person who never laughs.
The person who never laughs.
The person who's not funny and hard-headed.
The person who's not funny and hard-headed.
Yes, sir.
How much money does the show cost?
How much money?
It's not just Tokoro's money. It's 10 times.
This is 10 times?
This is a lot of money.
Where?
What do the fans of that show say?
The father of the city.
The father of the city.
The person who's the head of the family.
The person who's the head of the family.
It's obvious that you know.
Everyone's eyes are overlapped.
Yes, sir.
There's a TV show called The View.
Are you doing that show to raise the viewer rating?
Yes, sir.
The last one is the diamond of Kokoyamaoka.
I'll call you Choconina.
Choconina.
Choconina.
Choconina.
Go!
What?
Go!
What?
What's that?
Next.
The National TV Show.
Why are you making a sound?
I don't know.
Where?
The person with a hard head.
The person who's in the city hall.
It's obvious.
Matsui, go ahead.
The Flower Road of Enka.
Where did you come from?
The old lady in the downtown.
She said she liked it.
So Osmo and Kuromachi can't go out.
They can't go out.
So the Flower Road of Enka.
Saito, go ahead.
It's a travel show.
A trip to Kanto.
It's a TV show.
It's a TV show.
They can't go out.
They can't go out.
Go ahead.
Akaruinou, why?
The old lady in the downtown.
She said she liked it.
So Kuromachi and I can't go out.
While we're talking,
the old lady is watching.
She said she shouldn't lie.
That's it.
Do you have an answer?
Yes.
Ready?
The National Assembly.
Nendo, go ahead.
That's all we have today.
Go ahead.
Kasai's Lie.
Roppongi's Junco.
It's a punishment.
Let's go.
It's fun because it's a TV show.
It's a TV show.
Next question.
Nendo, go ahead.
What's this?
It's a naked man.
What's this?
It's a naked man.
A naked man?
A naked man?
A naked man?
He's too fat to hold one.
A naked man?
Is that a sword?
No, it's a dojo.
It took time.
Like this?
Yes.
I see.
Hiroshi.
Why are you making such a hole in your nose?
Why are you making such a hole in your nose?
And there's meat around your nose.
Why?
There's meat around your nose.
You can't take meat.
You can't take meat.
You can't take meat.
That's what people do.
What do you mean by people do?
What do you mean by people do?
People do things.
People do things.
Who do you want to call?
Asashio-san.
Asashio-san.
Asashio-din.
Really?
I'll call him that.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
What do you think of when you're on the dojo?
What do you think of when you're on the dojo?
You're so easy to understand.
You're so easy to understand.
What do you think of when you're on the dojo?
Run away.
Run away?
But this dojo is dojo-naninari, right?
Yes.
I see.
Saito-san, are you okay?
Yes, I'm a dev.
High-dev.
Not high-rev, high-dev.
What kind of person do you want to call?
What kind of person do you want to call?
I don't want to call.
I want to call my friends.
You can call your friends.
You can call your friends.
Kasai-san, who do you want to call?
Hiroshi-kun.
You can call him that.
Beer is fine.
Beer is fine.
You can call him that.
Let's go.
This season.
Kasai-san, here you go.
New Year's party.
Yay.
The audience is angry.
At first I thought it was a party.
At first I thought it was a party.
At first I thought it was a party.
At first I thought it was a party.
At first I thought it was a party.
But I thought it was this season.
But I thought it was this season.
I thought it was this season.
I see.
Mase-san, here you go.
A party at the Yagata ship.
What is the Yagata ship?
In the word of Asashio,
In the word of Asashio,
the dojo runs away.
When the ship passes,
the dojo runs away.
And the dojo says,
Dojo-ko, Funa-ko.
Dojo-ko, Funa-ko.
I see.
So I thought,
So I thought,
I thought,
I thought it was a ship.
I thought it was a ship.
Dojo-ko, Funa-ko.
Yagata-brezero, party.
This is wrong.
This is wrong.
The Nodo-jiman tournament.
The Nomeya-Utae-no-Oosagi.
The Nomeya-Utae-no-Oosagi.
The Dojo-ga, Keihin.
I see.
Here you go.
Enkaige.
This is it.
When you go to a party,
you always use the same equipment.
You always use the same equipment.
And you often take off your clothes.
Enkaige.
New Year's party.
Enkaige.
Is there an answer?
Yes.
Ready, go!
Enkaige.
Enkaige.
I don't think so.
Enkaige.
The second half is over.
The second half will be a pair.
Let's start with the pair.
Let's start with Matsui Naomi.
White, black,
green.
You're so serious.
Don't think too seriously.
It's wrong.
Yellow, red, blue,
and white. Which one?
Red.
Saito, please choose.
White.
I'll leave it.
Don't open it.
Yellow like the sun.
Interesting.
Tashio, what color?
Assistant.
I'll bring something good.
Tashio, please choose.
Black.
This is good.
Matsui Naomi, please choose.
White.
Something good.
Something good.
Saito, please choose.
White.
White.
I'll leave it.
You said you'd do it.
Three of you will do it.
I'll leave it.
Saito, please choose.
I'm Tsumura, a health expert.
Cappuccino.
Soft cream.
Close your eyes.
One, two, three.
You.
I'm tired.
I'm wearing jeans.
I'm wearing a soft cream.
I'm Tsumura, a health expert.
Jester Pingo Game.
I'm tired.
Matsui is still 20 years old.
I'm surprised.
When you were playing with the shabu-shabu.
That was Matsumoto Kazuko.
Really?
Matsumoto Kazuko.
Matsumoto Kazuko?
I can't see you anymore.
That's Matsuo Kazuko.
It's not the time to joke.
Tashiro and Kageyuki.
Jester Pingo Game.
Start.
Soft cream.
Pingo.
Automatic door.
Soft cream.
Sanzang Kudo.
Wrong.
It's big.
Everyone is excited.
Iki.
Iki no mi.
Kotaku dance.
Pingo.
Nenza.
Tsuji.
Tsuzure.
Pingo.
Satcha.
Strike.
Pingo.
En.
I don't know.
Kotaku dance is amazing.
I can't do it.
I can do it.
Matsui.
This is a problem.
It's okay.
It's time.
Let's do our best.
Jester Pingo Game. Start.
Matchuri no Shojo.
Pingo.
Chakumenso.
Pingo.
Tobimasu.
Takagami Jiro.
Pingo.
Yoisho.
Zerinani.
Muchiuchi.
Hajime.
Kawaiyan dance.
Kurame.
Kaesataki.
Next.
Jester Pingo.
You are saying it.
You are the director.
You are saying it.
We are all the same.
We are all the same.
Takagami Jiro.
Takagami Jiro.
Takagami Jiro.
Takagami Jiro.
Asashio.
Asashio.
Hiroshi.
Saito.
Taro.
I'm sorry.
Really?
I'll ask for your guidance.
I'll start.
Ready, start!
Driving a car...
Like this...
Like this...
Like this...
Like a car...
Like a car...
Like a car...
Like a car...
Like a car...
Like a car...
Like a car...
Like a car...
Like a car...
Like a car...
Are you kidding me?
What's wrong?
It's red, right?
Like this, a red...
It's like an ironğin 90's film tears through my eyes.
Shall I ask this one?
Haha, please go ahead.
Is that accurate?
Eh?
I'm waiting!
Who the heck's asking for an answer?
Me, me!
Ehh, so soon?
Pervert!
Pervert!
Who the hellady asks?
I know what you're doing.
I know what you're doing.
Ah, the car's...
Wiper.
This is impossible.
It's impossible.
Who said that?
You should have said wiper.
I've seen it many times.
But I'm not mad.
It was fun.
This...
It's not coming out at all.
Now, Kasai.
Kasai vs. Sanma Toyo.
You can't talk.
What?
It's not what.
Star Ping-Pong Game.
Wait a minute.
What?
I'm watching.
Did you see?
Star Ping-Pong Game.
Start.
Omiyae.
Ping-Pong.
Amazing.
I'm not paying attention to the TV.
Nozoki-Beya.
Nozoki.
Ping-Pong.
Amazing.
What?
Don't do it.
Hurry up.
Ping-Pong.
Light Dance.
Ping-Pong.
Asashi, hurry up.
Don't be so fast.
Hurry up.
Well.
What? Hurry up.
What?
What?
Shopping?
What?
Shopping?
What?
Hey, ask him.
Shopping?
What?
Well.
What?
What?
What?
Asashi's body is on the screen.
Asashi.
Asashi, don't do it.
Nozoki-Beya.
Nozoki-Beya.
Nozoki-Beya.
The one who looks out.
The one you're watching out.
Let's take a look.
6 questions, 4 questions, 0 questions, 3 questions.
So, we did it.
6 questions, Toshigomada-san.
Today is amazing.
Amazing.
It was amazing.
But Matsui-san, you always have a consideration.
Yes.
There's no one who didn't come out.
That's right.
But this is...
No.
This is the new fan's
So, today's champion is Toshigomada-san.
Toshigomada-san.
The winner is Saito-Selko.
Let's take a look.
Let's take a look.
Toshigomada-san.
I want to go to the bath of the bath herb.
The bath herb is a medicine of the herb extract.
The medicine that the body wants to do.
It's pretty good.
I'm Tsumura, a natural and healthy scientist.
This program was brought to you by Tsumura, a natural and healthy scientist.
High quality.
That means...
It's okay to interpret it as adult jelly.
Sankist High Quality Jelly, new release.
Creep is the only new product.
That's why it's clearly different in taste.
Isn't that right?
Farewell.
The remaining life.
A diary for dreams.
A beautiful and gentle story.
A masterpiece of the main character.
I love you.
Tonight at 9 o'clock.
I kissed you.
Miho's 20 years of love?
I'm in love with your eyes.
Some kids don't kiss at 20 years old.
That's normal.
That's not normal.
Monday at 9 o'clock.
Yumi-chan, don't touch my dad's
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My dad is strong.
From about 9 months ago, the snow mark Neo Milk.
Strong child.
Oh, yes.
I'm going to write something good.
Come on, discount pick.
It's a peak.
Biscuit discount pick.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm waiting for you.
Super Kaisen is different from soup.
The taste of the scallop and the taste of the chicken and the new taste of the stew.
This is also a Gimesmon.
Super Kaisen New Release
The sound begins.
New Kyumen-tai theory.
Suono.
Zatsu.
High-performance gum that doesn't make you sleepy.
High-performance cafe soul.
Super Kikime.
Lotte Super Gum Black Black.
The main book of Arik Nissin is.
Of course, it's easy to read.
If it's a cheap product, it's cheap.
Arik Nissin, a store specialized in home electronics hobby.
Please also look at the store near the west exit of Yokohama Station.
The Fuji-ko noodle soup is.
It's raw.
It's a technique that doesn't ruin the taste.
It's delicious.
It's raw.
It's raw.
The noodles are happy.
Raw soup series.
From Fuji-ko.
Far away in the sky beyond the mountains.
People say that they live on the surface.
Ah, we laugh at people.
We shed tears and laugh again.
Far away in the sky beyond the river.
People say that they live on the surface.
Ah, we laugh at snakes.
We shed tears and laugh again.
Far away in the sky beyond the valley.
People say that they live on the surface.
Ah, we laugh at snakes.
We shed tears and laugh again.
They started to sing on the surface.
Daikichi, where is Takahumi?
I'm also Daikichi.
What?
I'm married.
People say that they help me by my side.
What?
People say that they help me.
What?
No!
Wait!
Are you ok?
I'm not being helped.
Are you ok?
No!
Are you ok?
I'm not being helped.
Wait!
No!
Are you ok?
No!
Are you ok?
Really?
I'm ok!
Please don't help me!
Please don't help me!
I'm ok!
I'm ok!
Please don't touch me!
Let's break up.
Long time no see!
Hello!
Are you ok?
I finally found you!
A huge fish!
In the lake of Mongorokuchi,
I found a 10 meter long, legendary fish!
Did you catch it?
No, I just caught it.
It's not a fish!
It's a 10 meter long fish!
Are you ok?
Are you ok?
I'm sorry!
I'm worried!
In the old days,
people ate the head of the fish
and the villagers could not swim.
So you're swimming without the head?
That's an old story.
Are you ok?
The wind is so strong.
The headless fish is dead.
The fish is dead.
Is the fish delicious?
I don't know!
You're not cold!
You're sick!
You're not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the
fish!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
I'm working.
Oh, you're here.
Are you a local?
Thank you very much.
Are you Mr. Shibuya?
Yes.
Do you have a room?
I'm just taking a picture.
Oh, that's very unfortunate.
Oh, would you like some tea?
A little?
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, very, very nice.
I feel like I'm going to get high.
Are you a local guide?
I feel a little strange.
I'm a Japanese, but he's a real Japanese.
A Japanese?
Yes.
He came to Hawaii and left.
He had some problems and couldn't go back to Japan.
I'm a local.
I'm a local.
Someone's coming.
This man's shoes.
White enamel shoes.
White enamel shoes are the official shoes of the local authorities.
Oh, really?
Are they official?
I'm warning you.
Oh, that's a fight.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning you.
I'm sorry.
I'm a local from Kamihamiha.
Oh, I see.
I'll give you my name.
Hashida-don.
Hashida-don?
It's not don. It's san.
San.
It's not don.
This conversation is a little funny.
He didn't have a chance to talk to the crab.
Okusima.
Okusama.
Okusama.
He looks like a cartoon character.
Taxi.
The couple with sunglasses.
Oh, here.
Yes.
The reporters and cameramen are here.
They're the celebrities.
The interview has started.
How long have you been here?
We've been here for about five days.
Oh, really?
You two came here together?
Yes.
Oh, really?
What's your child's schedule?
It's always like that.
How is your wife?
She's doing well.
Did you hear that?
She's doing well.
It's embarrassing.
She's saying she's doing well.
Oh, it's embarrassing.
Oh, there.
She looks like a woman who sells water.
Oh, she's a reporter.
She's wearing a mask.
This is a woman from Ginza.
The man is a big company.
He's a reporter.
He's on the back of the reporter's camera.
He's going to be caught.
His wife is watching him.
Who else is here?
This is the reporter.
She's a celebrity.
Are you here to work?
This is a lot of work.
Are you a staff?
Yes, but I'm going to be busy with variety shows for 20 minutes.
Good morning.
Good morning.
You're early.
Let's drink.
I'll call the hotel.
Jal, the place where Konji is sleeping is a fashion show.
I don't understand.
What is this man doing?
He's a weirdo.
Yes, he's the first man to have a drink without eating.
I see.
He's the first man to travel abroad.
Yes.
What?
Oh, he's kissing a man who bought him a drink.
I'm surprised.
He's the first man to do that.
I have no choice.
Oh, he's giving her a chip.
I can't believe this.
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking about the book.
Oh, the man is here again.
Oh, the president.
Oh, the president.
Oh, there's a place to stay.
Oh, there are many people.
Oh, there are many people.
We are sightseeing.
What?
We are sightseeing.
We're sightseeing?
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
The guy is speaking Japanese with the president.
He's lost his way.
Oh, that's not a bad.
Tobacco.
Tobacco.
Tobacco.
Oh.
Oh, I'm going to miss her.
He's about to lose his way.
It's a big trouble.
They're traveling abroad.
They will be the guides.
They will be the guides.
Oh, there's a tour.
There are many people.
This is the group of golf tours.
They're drinking a lot.
They're drinking a lot.
The one who's looking for a gold hair is already going to the golf tour.
Oh, what's this?
The girl who's looking for a gold hair.
Oh, he's not a gold hair.
Oh, another one.
The one who's looking for a gold hair.
That's the one.
Oh, that's the one.
I thought it was a movie star.
It's a movie star.
It's a movie star.
Everyone is Japanese and they're joking.
Oh, it's a movie star.
A movie star is coming.
Is it a return to the village?
A return to the village.
A return to the village.
Oh, I found my mom.
I found my mom.
Oh, I found my mom.
Oh, I found my mom.
Oh, I found my mom.
Oh, I found my mom.
Oh, I found my mom.
I'm doing my best until the end.
I'm looking for my lost son.
Thank you for the live broadcast.
Aloha.
Aloha.
Goodbye.
Aloha.
Goodbye.
We're the Hyoukintou.
Aloha.
Aloha.
Aloha.
Aloha.
Aloha.
Aloha.
Aloha.
You're here.
Miso Ramen!
I love it!
Sapporo Ichiban Miso Ramen
What's wrong?
Here, Atopico.
It's a plant-based product that's good for your skin.
It's good for your baby. Atopico Skin Care.
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Sube?
Shogun!
Fluff Hearts!
We've arrived!
Hello, hello! I'm Shinchika Shimada.
Hello, I'm Nagano Tomoko, Fuji TV announcer.
So, today we're going to have a wonderful couple.
How many couples are there?
Well, let's call them in.
Yes.
First, the men.
Here you go!
I'm Fukui Gyo-go, the weatherman.
Please look at the weather.
From the fourth floor,
facing the 90th floor,
the front line is turning.
Yes, this is Fukui Gyo-go.
And here, yes.
Yes, we're from Osaka.
We're in Fukui City, the weather.
The front line is...
passing through the Japanese city.
When you get caught in the cold wind,
your heart, your brain, your blood,
and your circulation system will fall.
So please be careful.
This is Fukui.
Yes.
So, isn't there one today?
There's one.
I'm going to live my life
and go to the city.
I'm going to live my life.
Look at my hands.
Yes, they're spinning.
They're spinning.
Thank you, Mr. Gyo-go.
This is how you do it.
Gyara On-Tachi.
I'm Tachibana Enzawa's little sister, Zouku.
Zouku's Zou is an animal.
That's surprising.
I'm Tachibana's little sister, Benko.
I'm Strowman.
Hello, everybody.
This is Ziyan and Yamaguchi Miyada.
I'm Yabuza Shinaishi.
What's going on with the pot?
I drove it.
You drove it.
Yes.
I'm looking for a kind and brave person.
I'm Megumi Yuuki.
I'm Yabuza Shinaishi.
I'm Megumi Yuuki.
Okay, question.
Yes.
Mr. Yamaguchi.
I'm Yabuza Shinaishi.
Please tell us your personality.
Okay.
I'm a little bit of a
I'm a little bit of a
I'm a little bit of a
I'm a little bit of a
I'm a little has a
Basically
It's an Practical
I'm just trying to get in the way.
When do you feel the most attractive about a woman?
When I feel attractive about a woman?
When I feel attractive about a woman?
When I feel attractive about a woman?
When do you feel attractive about a woman?
When do you feel attractive about a woman?
When I walk on the street in Japanese clothes.
When I walk on the street in Japanese clothes.
You often see people who call themselves singers.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Isn't that a fake?
Up to number 3 is a fake.
Number 4 is real.
Excuse me.
Yuki, Megumi, do your best.
That's a very beautiful picture.
I'd like to start with the feeling couple.
Switch on.
There are many unique people today.
I'm looking forward to it.
Which couple will be the winner?
Come on.
Miyaguchi, Tomodosuke, and Tomoko.
Fukui!
The lights of the city are like shooting stars.
Crystal light.
If we meet someday, it won't be sad.
The city lights are shining.
I need you.
Love is overflowing.
Every time we pass by each other, we get hurt.
I want to see you.
I want to see you.
I want to see you.
I want to see you.
I want to see you.
Yuki, Megumi, I'm a brave woman.
We are the Hyokin family.
Oh?
We are the Hyokin family.
I'm a brave woman.
Oh, my God.
You're the wind god.
I'm not cold.
I'm cold.
I'm cold.
I want to live in a tatami room.
Gokugoku.
I'll find you.
It's on sale.
Shinoyaki is delicious.
Shinoyaki has a good pill.
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Ovaraza was built by the great actor Shonosuke Obara in 1932
However, Obaraza was heavily overgrown and was rebuilt in 1989
The new president of Obaraza was appointed by the president of the Miki Matsukura Club, the top of the club, Miki Matsukichi
Miki's dream was to become an actor
Well, today is a good day
I'm glad that my dream came true
I'm a musical star, you guys
Miki, please stop talking
Please don't do anything selfish on stage
What are you talking about?
You're talking about the lines in the movie
Really?
What?
I hate people who forget the lines on stage and try to do ad-libs
I hate that kind of people
President
President, this is...
It's paper
President, don't you hate ad-libs?
This is a conversation
What are you going to do with this face and a pebble?
Obaraza is mine
Yes
Hit
It's mine
Do you want to bring that to me?
What?
It's a threat
Obaraza is mine
If you don't stop the performance now, a terrible accident will happen
Obaraza's monster
Obaraza's monster, Yori
Yes, it's Yori
It's Yori, right?
Yes
An accident will happen next to Obaraza's monster
No, it's not
You don't understand the meaning
It's a monster Yori
If you go to the monster school, it's dangerous
So you better not go near the monster
What are you talking about?
Obaraza's monster
The monster is saying that Obaraza is mine
Obaraza's monster
Yori's monster
Oh, no, it's not
It's not at all
Obaraza's monster
Obaraza's monster
You fool
No, no, no
Musicals are good
But you are...
This story is
Host Club, the owner of the hostel
Miki Matsukichi, the owner
He is a bad guy
He made a woman
First, this one
This is the hostel
Shirayuki
He left his wife here as a manager
You know
Behind this curtain
There is
No, no
It's a mess
It's not Shirayuki
It's Kizakura Hanzokure
The fifth one
Shirayuki
Shirayuki
Kizakura
Shirayuki
Shirayuki
Uncle
Shirayuki
I have to go
You can't say that
What is this?
I can't do this
You have to go
I can't do this
You can't do this
You can't do this
Eat this and wait
I'm happy
But I bite the apple
And my teeth grow
Grow?
I bite the apple and my teeth grow
It's disgusting
Everyone is doing something wrong
Uncle
I'm tired
But
Sorry
I'm sorry
Uncle
You should do what you want
You too
Ouch
I'll definitely do this in the show
I'll definitely do this in the show
Ouch
I'll definitely do this in the show
I haven't won yet
No, no, no
I'll beat you right away
Thank you, Uncle
But if you say so
I'll wait forever
I'll wait forever
I'll wait forever
Aren't you looking forward to it?
You're so good at everything
Don't drink like this
The next one I'm going to introduce is
Cinderella Oshimi
I hate this girl
I hate her too
I don't know if she's alive or dead
I hate her
She's a weird girl
Do you remember today?
I remember
I won't forget
Tonight we're going to the host club
To meet the prince
I'm nervous
I'm nervous
Don't fall for a weird host
You're going to meet the owner, Mikimatsu
I'm going to leave you alone
Let's go
Good evening
Shut up
Someday a happy day will come
The play is different
I'll wait for that day
I'll wait forever
Stop it
Why do you say that?
Let's show the story
First, Shirayuki
It's a wonderful musical
Director
Onuki
I'm sorry
I'm not a good actor
He's a magician
He's in the play
I'm the magician
He's a magician too
I'm going to the bathroom
I'm going to the bathroom
I'm going to the bathroom
I'm going to the bathroom
If you get the money, that's it
This is the host club
The prince's place
It's the owner
What?
I missed
I'll show you the host club
You go first
Stop
Me?
Go to the club
The owner said that
That's right
The owner
I didn't know
The owner went to the bathroom before reading the script
That's why he was in this costume
Welcome
You go first
I have big ears
Wait a minute
I'll wash my face
Hello
What was funny?
It was commercial
What was funny?
You're so honest
What are you going to do?
What's the parody?
That's the comedy
The elephant flies in the air
That's the comedy
That's not it
Why?
The ears are big
The ears are big?
The smile is different
The smile is the comedy
That's what he said
That's not it
That's not it
What are you?
I'm Donald
I'm Donald when I'm angry
I can tell by looking at you
Mr. Icaria
Mr. Icaria is not dressed like this
I'm Alice
Alice from the Wonderland
That's right
I'm a zombie
That's not it
That's not it
I don't know
I'm a zombie
I'm a zombie
That's not it
I'm a zombie
That's not it
Who are you?
I'm a kid's Pinocchio
You're the same as before
You're the same as before
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
That's why you were in that costume 4 hours ago
That's the same as before
What's this?
Thank you everyone
That's right
That's why you should talk
Takeishi-san, you were about to go back to the script
Who in the world would say thank you?
That's why you're the prince
If you've been going back to the script
You called me Takeishi-san
Takeishi-san, what's wrong with you?
You're the prince
Thank you everyone
What's wrong?
I'll sing a song in thanks
That's right, it's time for dinner
Hey, Shirayuki
It's my turn now
Speaking of magicians
I have to save Cinderella
I have to save Cinderella
Cinderella
Cry Cinderella
What's wrong?
Who are you?
I am...
Ohara Reiko
Ohara Reiko
You're the same as before
You just said your name
I wanted to do it
Ohara Reiko
I don't think so
Not at all
I am a magician
Really?
I want to see magic
I'm hungry
What? You're hungry?
You haven't eaten anything?
Oh, I see. Then I'll feed you
Come here
It's magic
Salad bowl, menchi cut
Bibimbap, beef shichu
Everyone eat this
Bibimbap, beef shichu
Even if you don't have clothes
Even if you're bullied
Let's eat something delicious
Bibimbap, beef shichu
Salad bowl, menchi cut
Bibimbap, beef shichu
Come on, let's eat together
Bibimbap, beef shichu
You're so tough
Go over there
If you don't have confidence, refuse
Pork
Pork
What's wrong with you?
You're so pretty
I'm hungry
What's wrong?
I'm hungry
You're so bright
So you should go to the hostel
But...
Why?
I'm full, but I...
I'm going to the hostel
I don't have clothes
What did you say?
I'm going to the hostel
I don't have clothes
I don't have clothes
I'm so happy
Wait a minute
Wait
Welcome
Welcome
The leader of the hostel club
Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, Mickey, Mickey Mouse
Strong and strong and energetic
Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, Mickey, Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse
Eat and eat, wait for me
Hey, hey, hey
Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse
From the bottom of the river
Mickey Mouse
From the bottom of the river
What?
It's beautiful
What?
It's beautiful
It's beautiful
It's cool
I'm...
Shimadaki
What's the line?
I don't know
What's the line?
What's the line?
What's the line?
I said that and you said that
I said that and you said that
I said that and you said that
I don't know
I made it
Hey, who is that girl?
She's not like Cinderella
Cinderella
What's going on?
It's dangerous
It's dangerous
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Sasha
You fell
You fell?
No, it's dangerous
Why?
Why did the chandelier fall?
Why? It's dangerous if it hits
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
Shut up!
I'm...
I'm...
I can't hear you
Everyone, be quiet
I'm...
You're...
Yes
I'm...
You're...
You're...
As I said...
As I said...
I didn't focus on the performance
I didn't focus on the performance
I...
You...
I scared you
You're the one who dropped the chandelier
Correct
Last one
Young Oh Oh
You still remember it
Help
Did you see that?
That's why I'll give you a discount
Did you understand?
Let's do something
Yes, sir
Dance
Dance
I'm sorry
What did you say?
What did you say?
It's similar
You can do the back
I can do it
This is my house
What? Your house?
Yes
You should be scared
Let's go
Are you kidding me?
Who are you?
I'm Oh Nozaki
You mean the one who built the fence?
Yes
No way
You're over 100 years old
I'm the monster of Obara Shonosuke
Nice to meet you
How are you?
Fine, thank you
Oh, Betty
Oh, cute
Oh, really?
You're a monster
I'm a monster
Yes
I'm the monster of Obara Shonosuke
Wait
Wait
Betty
What are you doing?
I'm the monster of Obara Shonosuke
Monster?
Yes
Wait
I'll make a confession
In person?
Yes
Leave it to me
Really?
I like confessions
Can you do it?
No
I was a loser in the past
I'm fine
I'm fine
I'm the monster of Obara Shonosuke
What?
Obara is the first one in this theater
Yes
Why is that?
I told you, I'm the monster
You're the monster of me?
Yes
Monster
I'm excited
I see
I didn't notice it until now
It's your trick
It's all because of you
Yes, I was confused
That's why you made me wear this
I was doing it
I'm not alone, I took it out of my bag
I'm not that kind of person
Do it properly
Are you my teacher?
Don't be angry
Do it properly
What?
Do it properly on stage
Why are you so angry?
You're a terrible person
Do it properly
Did you come?
Who came?
You
What?
Boss
I'll tell you
It was you, right?
Yes
Boss, this is a curse
It's a curse
It's a curse
I'll sing
The world is small
It's not small
It's a
It's not small
It's a proof
Don't call me a person
I'm sorry
If you're serious, it's not small
I'm the last one to wear this
When everyone comes out, I say the world is small
Why is it not small?
Don't be angry
You're a child, so you should be careful
You're a child
Do it properly
It's a curse
It's not
Don't look like a fool
It's a curse
It's not
I'm not a curse
You're a fool
It's me
Hey, hey, hey
Don't say bad things about children
Listen to me, don't be sad
I'm sorry
Come back to your position
What are you?
What are you?
I've been explaining it to you
I'm a ghost
You didn't understand, right?
I'm Obara Shounosuke's ghost
The world is small
It's not small
The world is small
Even the ghost is saved
Let's save each other
The world is small
The ghost world is small
The ghost world is forever
The ghost world is dangerous
Let's save each other
It was the coldest day today
My back hurts
I can't feel anything
I'm tired
I've been walking all day
Dad, I put in some gas
Because it's gas,
it has a new effect
It warms you up from the bottom of your body
It helps you get rid of your fatigue
It's cold, it's the fatigue of winter
The past is a bubble
Here's the pill type
Spring has come
Summer
Autumn
Winter
And spring again
The form of happiness that you get every day
The form of happiness that you get every day
I'm sad
I eat Schwarzenegger
Nishin Cup Noodles
You called me because you were lonely?
But I'm homeless now
I'm not going on a trip
Travel is an overseas trip
You should go abroad
That's an overseas trip
I can't feel my stomach and arms
Where do I feel it?
Please take a message
Hello? Hello? Hey, Shoji? It's me. It's Maeda.
Come on, get out. I said get out.
Come on. I'm gonna turn off the camera.
Don't turn it off.
I knew it. You've been here all this time.
Yeah.
What have you been doing?
I've been sitting still.
You're a fool.
Come with me.
What?
Come with me.
Yeah.
The men who came from the far 3000 light years away to spread the good news of the evil that lurks on Earth.
They are called Kamahen Rider.
Kamahen Rider.
Who are they?
They are the people of justice and truth, Kamahen Rider.
Kamahen Rider.
Happy new year.
The evil is here.
They are making a new flower. Look at this. Why did we come here?
We came by bus.
No one is following the order.
You're a fool.
Why did we come here?
No one is following the order.
Why did we come here?
The evil people want to destroy us.
Thank you.
Happy new year.
Happy new year.
Happy new year.
Happy new year.
Happy new year.
It's so nice.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
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I want to sing this song.
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I want to sing this song.
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I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
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I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I want to sing this song.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Congratulations.
I hope you will continue to support Akio.
He's a handsome man.
What is he?
He's from Kitaguni.
He's from Kitaguni.
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