Ninja Turtles!
They're heroes in the Haskell and they're green!
Hey, get a grip!
When the evil shredder attacks,
These turtle boys don't cut them no slack!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens!
He's a radical rat!
Leonardo leads Donatello's dust machines!
That's the fact!
Raphael is cool but rude!
Give me a break!
It's a party to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Heroes in a Haskell!
Turtle Power!
Look at that beautiful moon!
Just made for romance.
Irma, quit mooning about romance!
We've got a newscast to do!
You shouldn't pick on Irma, Mr. Thompson.
Every woman in town feels the way Irma does.
Every woman in town, huh?
I smell ratings, perfume, flowers,
long moon that walks.
That's it!
We'll do a series of live reports on romance
from all over the city!
Well, April,
finally a milk-sop story you're qualified to cover!
I'm glad you agree, Vernon,
because you'll be her cameraman!
Oh, great!
Oh, please, Mr. Thompson,
why can't I do a story on all the crazy crimes
that happen when there's a full moon?
Because I want romance!
Take a number and get in line.
All right!
Way to go, Wolfman!
That is one hairy dude!
What do you expect?
The poor slob is half human and half animal.
What am I saying?
Remember, join us for a special Channel 6 series
on romance under a full moon.
Oh, come on!
How bogey, dudes!
Some people just have no taste.
Shredder, I need you!
That's what I keep trying to tell you, Crang!
Oh, I see you're wearing your best suit!
What's the occasion?
You'll see.
A demonstration, please.
I prefer to see the agony on the faces of my enemies
as I destroy them.
What?
I am Lotus, Ninja Warrior.
Oh, boss, he's a dame.
Lotus is your replacement.
A female ninja?
Why not?
I'm an equal opportunity tyrant.
No mere slip of a girl can replace me.
I challenge you to a ninja contest.
Your challenge is accepted.
Whoa!
Bravo, Lotus!
I'd applaud if I had hands.
You'll regret that.
Uh-uh-uh.
The ninja who loses his temper loses the battle.
And you are about to lose your pretty little head.
Ah!
Dway!
No ninja bimbo can do that to our boss.
Yeah, we'll fix her wagons.
Whoa!
Well, at least after we fix her wagons,
we'll have plenty of oil to grease it with.
Well, Shredder, had enough proof?
I'm going, Krang, but hear me well.
The day will come when you'll beg me to return.
Excellent, my dear Lotus.
I can't wait to see what you have in store for the turtles.
A more tragic fate, I assure you.
Just remember our bargain.
Yes, yes, a hundred pounds of gold.
But for that price, I want to personally witness their end.
I am coming to the surface with you.
Where to now, boys?
To find the turtles before Lotus does.
I'll show Krang I'm not to be sneezed at.
Let's!
Whoa, wherever you boys came from, you must not have been too popular.
We want a room with a bath.
Well, I can see you already brought your own feather beds.
One room and no wisecracks.
Oh, yes, sir, yes, sir.
And now, the first in April O'Neill's reports on romance under a full moon.
There's nothing like the right fragrance to set the stage for romance.
That's why we're here at the Olaf Perfume Factory,
to ask Monsieur Olaf how he develops his romantic fragrances.
Oh, it is highly, how you say, top secret, mademoiselle.
Behind that door, we have a scent analyzer that can sniff out any fragrance.
An armed guard?
We have two more on the other side.
Hi-ya!
Help!
These perfume makers play too round for me.
A gangway!
Mon Dieu, the scent analyzer!
Just as I feared, it is gone.
There's something left in its place.
A lotus blossom?
What can it mean?
Yeah, we at Aqualand hope you enjoyed meeting these gentle creatures of the sea.
And that concludes our giant sea turtle show for this evening.
You are Dr. Geelman, the marine biologist?
Yeah, I have that pleasure.
I wonder if I might speak to you alone.
I'm sorry, miss, it's closing time and I'm all tied up.
You could not be more right.
What on earth?
You have analyzed the genetic code of turtles.
I need that code.
Yeah, and what will you do if I should refuse?
This! Hi-ya!
Yeah, just curious. It's in the red folder.
Whoever stole Olaf's scent analyzer left this lotus blossom.
And now the woman who stole Dr. Geelman's genetic formula left one too.
There must be some connection, but what?
Sounds to me like some flipped out florist.
I would not be too certain.
This appears to be the work of a superior mind.
First we take the genetic code for turtles, install it into the scent analyzer,
which is programmed to seek out turtles.
The bigger they are, the easier to find.
You have a flair for the scientific.
I believe we will make an undefeatable team.
The turtle's lair is that way.
Well, guys, I've got to do another romance report in 15 minutes.
Permit me, April.
This lotus reminds me of someone I heard about years ago in Japan.
A young girl, 10 years old, of amazing skill, who wished to become a ninja.
She surpassed all the masters who tried to instruct her.
Even at that tender age, no man could match her skill.
Wow, that was a great flashback, Master Splinter.
So who was that girl?
Her name was...
Her name is Lotus.
You were dead!
Ouch.
I sesame!
What's happened here?
I know her features, but where'd she get that thing?
Oh.
I'm in the nature world.
In what form?
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So look out for these Badella packs at your local supermarket today
so you can start collecting now.
Like a little kid, you can't sort of...
I had a little sister that I...
You know, my sister did do it at one stage
and I said, why are you smoking?
And she goes, because I want to.
Well, she didn't really want to.
She's just doing it because of friends.
But it doesn't have a direct effect, that's why,
because she doesn't...
Like, when you drive a car fast and you run to a wall, you die.
You know, if you say, no, I don't want to smoke,
that's going against the grain.
And I mean, good on you.
I mean, it takes a lot of guts to say, no, I don't have a cigarette.
Everyone knows what it does to you, to your body, and...
So why do you do it?
It's just crazy.
Mum's little boy is determined to prove he's a man.
Now, if you think I'm going to let that happen, you've got rocks in your head.
Is it too late for Grant to save him?
Don't give Adam the satisfaction, okay?
What are you talking about?
How will his girlfriend react when she finds out?
Are you sure you want to do it?
Yes.
And Catastrophe in Home and Away, 6.30 tonight.
Soldier, see them!
A stun gun master splitter!
Low blow, dudes!
Let's teach them some turtle manners!
Mr. Thompson, the ratings show a five-point jump since April's first romance report.
I knew it would get big numbers!
There are a lot of romantic females out there!
In fact, April's next report is due on right now!
I can't pass up this story!
Go! No!
And now we go live to April O'Neil for a report on romance.
Go!
What kind of romance is this?
Looks like my last blind date.
Only that guy's a better dancer!
What is going on?
I guess we gave those foot soldiers the boot.
Hold on. Where's Master Splitter?
Bummer, dudes! They got him!
Come on, let's go!
Not so fast, green one!
First, you must get past Lotus.
She's magnificent!
Lotus, I don't want to fight you!
Then you had better surrender!
No way, lady!
Oh, nice costumes, gentlemen.
Better than those chicken suits you're right in.
Quiet, you idiot!
Oh, look, boss! It's that title, Leonardo!
And that Lotus bimbo!
You'll try my patience, reptile!
Wow! You're good!
You're not bad yourself!
Creamer shall have!
Take him apart, Lotus!
Someone trash someone!
Gentlemen, I'm afraid this is a bit too stimulating.
Look, why don't you just give up so we can catch our breath?
I'm not... a bit tired!
All right, then. I give up.
I accept your surrender.
Sayonara for now.
The viewers are really upset!
They think we cancelled the romance report for some corny ninja movie!
That does it! Cut off April's feed!
Thank goodness! I'm safe at last!
Not yet, you art!
What happened to the romantic perfumes report?
It got too dangerous. I left April to do it.
I'm giving you another chance.
Find the nearest florist and do a report on the romance of roses!
But... but... oh...
Now, hurry! You're on in exactly six minutes!
Did you find Splinter?
Major wipeout, babe. Not a trace.
Hey, what's with Leonardo?
Loda suckered him with a trick sword and knocked him silly!
Why, that low-down, double-dealing cheater!
No, no! She's cunning! She's treacherous!
She's wonderful!
Why, Leonardo, under that tough shell, beats the heart of a true romantic!
Swell, would you kindly tell Romeo that Juliet's goons just kidnapped our sensei?
Master Splinter? What are we waiting for?
Let's rescue him!
April, wherever you are, get over to Aqualand and start doing your next romance report!
Aqualand? All right, Mr. Thompson.
A flower shop! I've got to find a flower shop!
And now, here's Vernon Fenwick with the Channel 6 special report on the romance of roses.
Oh, no! That's me!
Thank heavens.
I'm here at this quaint little flower stand in Little Tokyo with the most romantic roses.
Oh, so sorry. No roses. Only lotus blossoms.
A beautiful lady who live upstairs buys them all the time.
Lotus blossoms. So that's her hideout.
And in five minutes, April O'Neill reports from romantic Aqualand.
Come with me. We're going to Aqualand. We're going to lead the turtles back to Lotus.
We're helping the turtles? Ain't nothing sacred no more.
It's so they can finish each other off.
This is April O'Neill here on the romantic ocean view walk at Aqualand.
Finally, a report on romance!
The perfect spot to hold hands and gaze at the moon with someone you...
Oh, my goodness!
Lotus could have taken Master Splinter anywhere.
It's like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Hey, dudes, check out the tube!
The scene here at Aqualand is one of total destruction.
No wonder. It's bebop and rocksteady.
Donatello, head for Aqualand.
The turtles! I knew this would bring them.
Don't lose them, Donatello!
Assignment completed. The gold, please.
Not yet. I still don't have the turtles.
The turtles!
How did they find us?
What difference does it make? Bring the rodent here.
It's Master Splinter.
Stop right there, turtles.
One more step and I make this rat go splat!
Oh, on safari.
This is going to be the most exciting Lego adventure ever.
Keep your roots about you.
The jungle is full of surprises.
The open plains.
Home to the big cats.
And the great herds.
The
And the great herds.
What a sight.
Wow.
Come on, safari, at the new Lego World Show.
Now on at TOPS in the Meyer Center.
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Tragedy.
Forbidden passion.
And sooner or later,
Everyone gets caught in the web.
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Web of dreams.
Cold.
Makes sound.
And so.
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You could be a hero
With the new He-Man Power Sword
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Wednesday night, Super Secretary strikes again.
Why don't you answer us?
Because it'll stop in a minute.
And Dad's had enough.
Peter said he could fix it till I gave him a rubber band.
Took it out of your head, did you?
Then on Full House.
My birthday cake.
Guess who's three?
A birthday circus with a lion tamer,
Clowns, an elephant,
But I knew all of Michelle's friends.
And even puppets.
Help! I'm naked! I'm naked!
Don't miss the fun of TV's top comedy double,
Hey Dad and Full House.
Wednesday night on 7.
Surrender your weapons
Or this rat goes flat.
Those scuzz buckets have got splinter.
Do as he says.
Cool it, dudes.
We're droppin' them.
I'll try to slip in the back way.
Can you guys stall Krang?
Can a turtle break dance?
Looks like they're gonna rumble, huh, boys?
Yes.
And no matter who loses,
It'll be someone I hate.
Get in, April.
Byrne says you've got one last chance
To do that segment on romance.
After that incredible footage?
Mutants trashing an amusement park
Is not Byrne Thompson's idea of romance.
How am I gonna find a forest on such short notice?
I know just the place.
Welcome, Leonardo.
I hope you are well rested after our last battle.
I had a pleasant nap
Thanks to that trick sword of yours.
I had no choice.
You are most skillful.
As a team, you and I would be unbeatable.
Except I battle for the cause of good.
For you, Leonardo,
I would give up crime.
Join me and together we will be ninjas for hire.
Enough stalling.
Seize them.
What a letdown.
All of those weapons and no fightin'.
Looks like this lotus is your replacement for good.
Not quite.
I've still a few tricks left up my sleeve.
Can I see?
If I join you, will you help me rescue my master?
I cannot.
I am being paid to kidnap Splinter.
After all, I am a professional.
And I can't be a traitor to a friend.
Then be destroyed with him.
I am sorry, Leonardo.
It would never work out between us.
You do not respect my career.
Where am I?
Right where I want you, you mutant maggot.
My job is done, Crane.
Now pay me.
Not so fast, you traitor.
Who dares call me traitor?
We didn't say nothing.
He is the traitor.
Nothing?
He said it.
Shredder, you has been.
What are you doing here?
Saving you from your own folly, Crane.
She led the turtles here on purpose.
Liar!
You betrayed Crane because of your feelings for this turtle.
For this treachery I paid you a hundred pounds of gold?
I never betrayed you.
My feelings have nothing to do with our bargain.
Who's the gold?
So be it.
Hey, the rat was playing parcel.
Dig it, dudes.
Here's a few weapons we forgot to lay down.
You forgot to search them.
How amateurish?
Amateurish am I?
This is April O'Neil in her ongoing search for love and romance.
Mama!
Hello, Vern.
Get ready for that report on roses you wanted.
I don't believe it.
For once, April is actually going to follow orders.
So how long have you been selling roses at this stand?
No roses, I tell you.
Only roses.
Channel 6, how can I help you?
Mr. Thompson, the viewers are going wild.
I know, they hate master movies.
No, they absolutely love all the craziness.
They want to see more.
That's it, our new On Location series.
All this week, April O'Neil reports on full moon madness.
It'll be a smash.
Hey, guys, where are you going?
Shredder, fancy seeing you here.
Surely you're not leaving without me.
Don't worry, I'll write you a nice poison pen letter.
Please, I'll do anything.
Please take me with you.
Do you promise never to insult me again?
I promise.
Now get me out of here, you tink-faced moron.
Hey, boys, wait for us.
No, you cretins.
Wait till I get down first.
Lotus, with your great ninja skills,
you could be a powerful force for good.
Yes, why don't you stay and work with us?
Sorry, turtles, but there is not much gold in goodness.
Till we meet again.
Sayonara.
Like lighten up, dude, you'll see her again.
No, I don't think I will, Michelangelo.
Hey, who sent us a pizza?
I don't know, but we should tip the kid.
Hmm, most strange.
Way weird.
What kind of bogus topping is this?
I know you need flour to make a pizza,
but this is ridiculous.
Maybe someday, Leonardo,
you and I will be on the same side.
Ninja, next time I conquer a planet,
I'm using an accountant.
You have studied well
the ways of our ancient foot clan.
Ha! Those two aren't the only ones who can practice.
Hit it, Michelangelo.
Hooray, check it out.
Hit it, Michelangelo.
Hooray, check out these moves.
With our ninja fighting skills
and superior pizza-making abilities,
it's no wonder Shredder stays
holed up in the center of the Earth.
April O'Neil here at the Asian American Cultural Center,
where among other ancient artifacts
a burial urn is on display.
It's reported to contain the ashes of a noble warrior
who lived hundreds of years ago.
His name was Shibano Sama.
Shibano Sama?
We must get there before Shredder does.
Shredder?
I'll explain on the way.
When Shredder stole the leadership of the foot clan from me,
he also stole the clan's sacred scrolls.
Now I fear he plans to use those scrolls
to gain powers no mortal was meant to have.
What has this to do with
the remains of Shibano Sama?
He was the founder of the foot clan.
Heavy-dirty happening.
Yeah, just like a kung-fu movie.
Our only hope is to beat Shredder to the remains.
And you have failed as usual.
Shredder!
A little ninja potion of my own devising.
Knock out the guests.
Hurry, you two.
The effects of the gas will only last a few moments.
As leader of the foot clan,
I call forth the spirit of its creator,
Shibano Sama.
Shibano Sama,
come forth.
I beseech you.
Why have you summoned me?
That you may teach my two minions
the ways of the foot
and make them invincible super ninjas.
Oh boy, underjab training.
Only the true leader of the foot clan
may make such a request.
I am the true leader.
I have the sacred scrolls.
No way, hosebag.
Master Splinter is the true leader.
Tell him, Master.
Who am I?
Who are you?
All false claimants to the clan throne
must suffer the consequences.
Don't do technical problems with Master Splinter.
We are all in deep trouble.
That gas gave him amnesia.
I'll hold them off while you get him back to the lair
and work on an antidote.
You're the one who knows all about potions
and antidotes and stuff.
I'll stay here and hold them off.
Boy, am I a glutton for punishment or what?
Are you sure that potion will restore his memory?
Yes, but it will take time.
Can you like remember anything, Master?
My mind is a complete blank.
We've got to jog his memory.
Your name is Splinter,
but your real name is Hamato Yoshi.
You lived in Japan and you weren't a rat.
There was a ninja clan known as the Foot.
You were their Shidoshi,
teacher of the warrior ways of enlightenment.
You were a quiet man who loved Renaissance art,
but one student plotted to overthrow
your leadership of the Foot clan,
Oroku Saki.
Then one day, a sensei,
a master teacher, visited the Foot school
and Oroku Saki made his move.
Impudent dog, bow before our beloved master.
So you plot to kill our honorable sensei.
In disgrace, you fled to America.
Pennyless, you were forced to live in the sewers.
Your only friends were the rats.
Then one day, a young boy dropped his pet turtles
down the drain.
Meanwhile, back in Japan,
under Oroku Saki's evil leadership,
the Foot clan turned into an army of crime.
Back in New York,
you lived happily with your turtles and rats.
But then, one day,
something else came down the drain.
It was a powerful mutagen.
It caused whoever touched it
to take on the form of whatever animal
it had most recently been in contact with.
We turtles started becoming human
because we'd most recently been with you.
But you'd most recently been in contact with the rats.
You named yourself Splinter for obvious reasons.
And you named us after your favorite Renaissance painters
and trained us in the art of ninjitsu.
I became Leonardo.
And there's Donatello,
whose simple wooden bow can disarm any adversary.
And Michelangelo,
who is master of the whirling nunchukus.
And Raphael,
who's really thrashed right now.
That's right. We gotta snap this thing up.
Does any of this sound familiar, Sensei?
I do not know.
I'm so unsure of everything.
What happened to Oroku Saki
and who poured that mutagen on you?
It all ties together.
Here, let me try.
See, it all started when we met a woman named April O'Neil.
April was a reporter
covering a series of mysterious thefts
in scientific companies
by a guy who called himself Shredder.
And Shredder didn't like that one bit.
Sign off time, April O'Neil.
Chill out, homeboy.
Hey, watch it with that thing, pal.
Whoever you are, you are dead.
Whoa, weird looking dudes.
Yeah, and they dress funny, too.
I don't know who you are,
but thanks.
You're not human.
Bingo.
We're dealing with a real mind here.
You're turtles.
Yep, so we are.
I can't handle this.
Leonardo, are you sure this is really
the time for us to be telling our life story?
We've got to help Master Splinter
get his memory back.
Yeah, but what about Raphael?
Those goons are probably turning him
into sushi right now.
Your minions have great strength.
They will make the ultimate ninja warriors.
And for practice,
they will need a target.
Oh, how come I get the feeling
it's going to be me?
Peg-Leg, I fancy you lower these here waters.
I know Pirate Island like the back of my hand, sir.
We'll anchor here away from the Governor's ship.
Right, then we'll sneak past the fort to shore
and the jolly boats,
making sure the cannons are loaded.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Then we'll gather at our hideout
and head to where the treasure lies.
Ha ha ha ha.
Face the news to the Governor.
The treasure will have to wait.
Give me that map.
Liggerland Pirates.
They are amazing.
Hi, hi, Lickers.
Get your Snickers.
Hi, hey, Lickers.
Get your Snickers.
Lickers of Wendy's Hedgehog Cones.
Right now you can get a free small Snickers bar
with every hedgehog you buy.
But hurry, they won't last long.
So hurry up, Lickers.
Get your Snickers.
Hey, hey, Lickers.
Get your Snickers.
And Wendy's.
The Grand Prix and Bathurst sets from Scalextric
are not as good as the real thing.
They're better.
She's discovered her sensitive boyfriend
wants to smash somebody's face in.
Are you taking this too seriously?
No I'm not, don't you see?
You're acting exactly like Adam.
Will Emma swallow her pride
to help the one she really loves?
Come on, let's go for a swim.
Come on, I can't, I didn't bring my cosy.
Well, it doesn't matter.
And the perils of skinny dipping
in Home and Away tonight.
Hey, who's taking down the life?
You couldn't teach those boneheads
anything in a million years.
But I am no ordinary teacher
in the name of the Emperor Gondit,
son of heaven.
I'll give you the powers
of the Master Vigil.
We live only to serve our sensei.
What's keeping the guys?
Why should I have all the fun?
Can you remember anything, Master?
Perhaps if you told me more,
who exposed us to that mutagen?
It was Shredder himself.
See, he was rolling around under the city
in this huge fortress called the Technodrome.
In addition to his robots,
he also employed a bunch of punks,
including a pair named Bebop and Rocksteady.
Just sit.
I wish I brought some comics.
What you doing to us, man?
Just relax.
What do you need them animals for?
And he turned them into mutants,
just like he did to us.
Is any of this helping, Master?
A little.
I seem to remember.
Didn't Oroku Saki have some connection
with Shredder?
Exactimundo.
He was Shredder,
but we didn't find that out
until we captured you.
All right, buddy,
just come along this way.
Don't make this any tougher on yourself.
Naturally, we came to your rescue.
Master Splinter's walking stick.
He's never without it.
He must be in trouble.
Indeed he is.
If you want to see him again,
you'll have to come in.
It's gotta be a trap.
I hate it when he says that.
Splinter, I'll cut you down, Master.
I must congratulate you.
It's the same guys we fought last night.
You passed your test with flying colors.
Test?
What test?
Your hairy little friend knows me as
Oroku Saki,
but you may call me
the Shredder.
A kitchen utensil?
You would be wise to lose your flippant ways
if you wished to join the honorable foot clan.
Why should we want to do that?
Because it was I
who made you what you are today.
Don't deny your destiny.
Join me.
Does the phrase,
go suck a lemon,
hold any meaning for you?
Let's cut him down.
Very well.
I have my own utensils.
Bebop, drop steady.
Destroy them.
With great pleasure,
Master Shredder.
Jump for it.
You idiot.
Their mutation didn't up their IQs any.
Come on, Splinter.
We're checking out of this dump.
Come on, you fools.
I just hope I haven't missed out on the action.
Rest here a moment, Master.
You know, that was almost too easy.
I really wish you'd stop saying things like that.
Bebop and Rocksteady were ready to make mincemeat out of us.
See you frizz, titles.
We're into fun.
It is fun.
We're into Barbie.
From Mattel.
Sam Choucan's nose can tell
that it's Kellogg's Fruit Loops I can smell.
Follow my nose.
Hey, Mac, you know what's in a pack of fruity Froot Loops?
Loopy Loops of fruit?
No, Frooty Froot Loops of fruit.
They taste like fruit and go crunch to boot.
So when I'm feeling pecky,
Froot Loops are part of my complete frecky.
What a way to start the day.
See you later when your legs are straighter.
See you around like a Froot Loop.
All right, light down in there.
Yeah.
Lego rules, okay?
Wednesday night, super secretary strikes again.
Why don't you answer us?
Because it'll stop in a minute.
And Dad's had enough.
Peter said he could fix it till I gave him a rubber band.
Took it out of your head, did you?
Then on full house.
My birthday cake.
Guess who's three?
Birthday circus with a lion tamer,
clowns, an elephant,
I knew all of Michelle's friends.
and even puppets.
Help, I'm naked, I'm naked.
Don't miss the fun of TV's top comedy double,
Hey Dad and Full House,
Wednesday night on 7.
Epop and Rocksteady came after you.
Uh-huh, and were they mad?
Well, well, well,
looky what we found.
We got a score to settle with you little twipes.
Oh, did I hurt you?
This'll make it better.
We don't like rats in our fair city.
Maybe I should just wring your stinkin' neck.
Not so fast, homeboy.
You drink blaze and electric death titles.
Now the boy likes his work.
Excuse me, but is any of this stuff jogging your memory, Master?
I'm not sure.
I'm so confused.
Leonardo, even if we do get his memory back,
how can he stop Shredder?
If Splinter can prove he's the true leader of the Foot Clan,
Shibano-sama will turn against Shredder.
Yeah, but how?
The Curly Maneuver.
Oh, I've heard Splinter talk about it,
but I've never seen him use it.
It's a fighting move known only by the true leader of the Foot Clan.
If Splinter's memory comes back,
he can do the Curly Maneuver for Shibano-sama.
And prove that Shredder's lying.
Strange that Oroku Saki now had all this technology.
I seem to recall he was not alone.
No, duh.
There was this alien dude from Dimension X named Krang.
He was this war criminal who'd been banished to Earth
and had his body taken away.
So he was using Shredder to build him a new body.
Excellent.
I want you to act with this molecular amplification unit.
But why?
Saki, you fool!
Don't waste time.
Your forces are defeated.
The Turtles are on their way.
Install the chip now.
All right, I'll do it.
You may feel some disorientation
when you revive in your new body.
It's alive.
It's alive.
Krang's body had a circuit
that turned him into this giant economy-size.
Holy guacamole!
Nothing can stop the almighty Krang.
Well, naturally, we thought it'd be a mom-done ocean
to bring all of this to a screeching halt.
Oh, where's Godzilla when you really need him?
Well, guys, it's been great knowing you.
What the heck?
Come on, guys.
Welcome aboard the Turtle Blimp.
Does this thing actually work?
Just watch.
Cowabunga!
We've got to shrink him down.
I am Krang the Old Power Pole.
I have never been defeated.
Well, you never tangled with a turtle before, pal.
Let's kick some shell!
Shredder, come quickly.
Uh-oh, it's that retro-muto thing of a bob.
He's going to use it to turn us back into ordinary turtles.
Well, gang, looks like it's back to the old pet shop for us.
Far from it.
Tonight I dine on turtle soup.
No!
Master Splinter.
I'm on my best.
Of course.
I remember it all.
Where is Raphael?
He's trapped in the cultural center.
Then we haven't a moment to lose.
X-F, you have mastered every fighting maneuver known to the Foot Clan.
All but one, I believe.
Does any of these impostors know the Curly Manoeuvre?
Only the Turbid of the Foot Clan may know it.
Do you?
Oh, Savannah.
The Curly Manoeuvre?
Uh, I can't move.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
You impostor!
Mama!
They got away.
Don't worry, they always do that.
And surely it is time you returned to your place in eternity, Shibano-sama.
That's your correct.
You have been a wise teacher, Hamato Yoshi.
And to your students, I say.
Always follow the noble path of the Foot.
Be faithful to your master.
Be virtuous and truthful.
And save the last slice of pizza for me.
Huh?
Ninja Turtles team!
That's enough, their city.
Maybe I should just ring your stinkin' napkin.
Not so fast, homeboy.
You drink blaze and electric death titles.
Well, the boy likes his work.
Excuse me, but is any of this stuff jogging your memory, master?
I'm not sure.
I'm so confused.
Leonardo, even if we do get his memory back,
how can he stop Shredder?
If Splinter can prove he is the true leader of the Foot clan,
Shibano-sama will turn against Shredder.
Yeah, but how?
The Curly maneuver.
Oh, I've heard Splinter talk about it, but I've never seen him use it.
It's a fighting move known only by the true leader of the Foot clan.
If Splinter's memory comes back,
he can do the Curly maneuver for Shibano-sama.
And prove that Shredder's lying.
Strange that Oroku Saki now had all this technology.
I seem to recall he was not alone.
No, duh.
There was this alien dude from Dimension X named Krang.
He was this war criminal who had been banished to Earth
and had his body taken away.
So he was using Shredder to build him a new body.
Excellent. I want you to act with this molecular amplification unit.
But why?
Sucking you fool!
Don't waste time!
Your forces are defeated!
The Turtles are on their way!
Install the chip now!
All right, I'll do it.
You may feel some disorientation when you revive in your new body.
It's alive!
It's alive!
Krang's body had a circuit that turned him into this giant economy-size.
It's alive!
It's alive!
Krang's body had a circuit that turned him into this giant economy-size.
It's alive!
It's alive!
Nothing can stop the almighty Krang.
Nothing can stop the almighty Krang.
Naturally, we thought it would be a mundane ocean to bring all of this to a screeching halt.
Where's Godzilla when you really need him?
Hello, guys. It's been great knowing you.
What the heck?
Come on, guys!
Welcome aboard the Turtle Blimp.
Does this thing actually work?
Just watch.
Cowabunga!
We've got to shrink him down.
I am Krang the old Power-Pole.
I have never been defeated.
Well, you never tangled with a turtle before, pal.
Let's kick some shell!
Shredder, come quickly!
Uh-oh! It's that retro-muto thing of a bob.
He's going to use it to turn us back into ordinary turtles.
Well, gang, looks like it's back to the old pet shop for us.
Far from it. Tonight I dine on turtle soup.
No!
Master Splinter!
Climb on my back!
Of course! I remember it all.
Where is Raphael?
He's trapped in the cultural center.
Then we haven't a moment to lose.
Eggsafe, you have mastered every fighting maneuver known to the Foot Clan.
All but one, I believe.
Does any of these impostors know the Curly Maneuver?
No. One day the Turbidder of the Foot Clan may know it.
Do you?
Oh, Havana.
The Curly Maneuver?
I can't move.
You impostor!
Mama!
They got away.
Hey, don't worry. They always do that.
And surely it is time you returned to your place in eternity, Shippono-sama.
That's your correct.
You have been a wise teacher, Hamato Yoshi.
And to your students, I say, always follow the noble path of the Foot.
Be faithful to your master, be virtuous and truthful, and save the last slice of pizza for me.
Huh?
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I never thought it would end like this.
Hanging in a net captured by a mutant alligator.
Yeah, life sure takes funny twists, doesn't it?
Uh-oh, looks like our pals the turtles are in hot gumbo.
One of us really ought to do something.
I guess it's my turn.
Get over me and I'll fix you good.
Which is why we're not about to.
Howdy, turtle. Welcome to the swamp.
You fellas all right?
Never been better.
I get my claws on you. I'll make you into swamps too.
I doubt if you'll get the chance, my scaly friend.
Frogs, this is our friend April.
Hey, how'd you like?
Are things always this exciting around these parts?
Only since this no-good leatherhead showed up.
How do you suppose a creature like that came about?
Probably from some of Krang's mutagen that seeped into the swamp.
But we've got a bigger problem.
Now that we've got him, what do we do with him?
Rock steady, you mutant mutagen.
You missed the coordinates completely.
What's the difference, boss? A swamp is a swamp.
Bees!
Now what do you have to say for yourself?
How about oops?
You always did have a way with words.
When we reach the edge of the swamp,
we can turn Leatherhead over to the authorities.
How much farther is it?
About 12 miles is the crow's size.
I don't know how far it is as the frog comes.
I'm pushed. Let's take a break.
We've been trudging through this swamp for hours now.
And all we've got to show for it
are blisters the size of Rhode Island.
Yeah, and mosquitoes the size of 747s.
Shucks, I handle that.
That sure hit the spot.
How could you do that?
You're right, Miss April.
I should have offered it to you some.
Forget it, dude. Not even on a pizza.
Yes, Crane? What is it?
Well, what's the galash?
Haven't you located that mutant alligator yet?
Will you get off my back?
I've got enough annoying pests bugging me already.
And where's every stander?
Just keep an eye out for that creature.
I'd stand her so he's in the area.
Hey, boss, look what I found.
It's the turtles.
And a whole bunch of frogs.
And they got that mutant alligator with them.
This is our lucky day.
We captured two prizes instead of one.
Ooh, ooh, you want we should rush them, boss?
Not yet. We'll follow them and see what they're up to.
Eh, what you say we stop here?
My feet, they are plenty tired.
Hmm, maybe we should take a break.
Yeah, why not?
Mutant alligators are only human too.
All right, group, let's take five.
Why don't you rest in that dead shed?
It be plenty cool there, I guarantee.
That's mighty thoughtful of him, don't you think?
Yeah, for a murderous, stealin', cheatin', double-crosser.
Oh, he sure is nice.
Ellis, I've suddenly got a sinking feeling about this.
That's weird, so do I.
No wonder. We're standing in quicksand.
You fell for the oldest trick in this year's swamps, yeah.
What did I tell you? That alligator outsmarted them.
You be finished now.
The quicksand take care of you real good.
You're forgetting one thing, mister.
We go, you go.
You're right, boss. He sure outsmarted them.
Oh, shut up.
This stuff's stickier than Michelangelo's melted mozzarella.
Ellis, we're sinking fast.
Oh, that's just great.
Well, this is the last vacation I ever spend here.
It's cool to be here.
Hi, Micro Machine Man here, looking for clues on an inside job.
It's not the real thing.
The Grand Prix and Bathurst sets from Scalextric are not as good as the real thing.
They're better.
Hey, get a grip.
He's a radical rat.
That's a fat jack.
Give me a break.
He's a party dude.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Heroes in a half shell.
Turtle Power.
Hey, dudes.
Anyone for a slice of granola and licorice pizza?
Yeah, no thanks, Michelangelo.
We're still stuffed from the peanut butter and pickle pizza you made for lunch.
Hmm.
Is something wrong, Master Splinter?
In the end, we're just going to have to get out of here.
We're going to have to get out of here.
We're going to have to get out of here.
We're going to have to get out of here.
We're going to have to get out of here.
Is something wrong, Master Splinter?
Indeed there is, Leonardo.
Why are the four of you not doing your daily cut-outs?
Well, we thought we'd take some time off and...
What Donatello is trying to say, Sensei,
is that we thought we deserved a little vacation.
Hi-ya, sucker-zohia!
Whoa!
Master!
You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles.
Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient.
Aw, come on, Master Splinter.
We already sent Chromedome and Krang to the Earth's core.
Yeah, right. Those dudes are totally dusted.
Without positive proof,
it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished.
Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters
and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime.
I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice.
You obviously need the practice.
Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it!
Blast it, Krang! When will we be able to return to the surface?
We are very low on power
and we need to replace a number of vital electronic components.
Also, the protein silicon brain of the main computer has an owie
thanks to your bumbling incompetence.
The problem is, how are we going to fix it?
I know of something that might help,
but it's on the surface of the Earth.
You'll have to go get it.
I've modified the anti-matter cannons to bore holes to the surface.
These pneumatic modules will carry you there.
It won't be a pleasant journey, but...
Nothing could be more unpleasant than being stuck here with you.
Rock steady. Beep up.
Uh, what's up, boss?
We're going back to the surface.
And if we're very lucky,
we might get to dispose of the turtles while we're there.
Oh, a pleasant trip.
Man, I am one tired turtle.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Splinter's really working us to the max.
Six hours of exercise is a day.
And now we're out patrolling the streets.
The city seems pretty quiet tonight.
That's a good thing.
Right now I couldn't find a parking ticket.
Hey, Dirk,
I'm going to get you a ride.
That's a good thing. Right now I couldn't find a parking ticket.
Hey, dudes, scope out the all-night theater.
All right, a kung-fu movie marathon.
Let's go check it out.
I don't know.
Master Splinter might not like that idea.
Aw, come on, Leonardo.
We deserve a night off.
Well, okay.
Four tickets, please.
You say four?
Yeah, that's right, lady.
Four, like this.
And I thought what we had on the screen was weird.
Hey, guys, let's turn off our turtle cons.
Hey, wait a minute, Donatello.
What if...
Come on, bud, the world can live without us for one night.
We deserve a break.
Oh, I hated riding in that thing.
I'll play heck with my sinuses.
Oh, stop complaining, you cretins,
or I'll send you back down the shaft without the module.
The turtles are late in returning from their patrol.
No response.
I hope nothing has happened to them.
And where do you think you're going?
The press conference is about to start.
Right, Vernon, I just have to powder my nose.
Yes, Splinter?
What is it?
April, have you seen the turtles tonight?
No, I haven't.
Are they all right?
That is what I'm trying to determine.
Let me know if I can be of help.
I've got to sign off now.
I'm covering a story at Metro Hospital.
I don't care how shiny your nose is.
They're about to start without us.
Whatever you say, Vernon.
Women reporters.
Ugh.
Ladies and gentlemen of the press,
this is a prototype of the new Medi laser gun.
It's the most advanced instrument known to man for healing.
And it's just what we need to heal the protein silicon computer.
Take it.
I'll take that.
You can take this.
April, the turtles.
Come in, turtles.
They've stolen the Medi laser prototype.
It's the only one in the world.
Oh, I can't reach the turtles.
Splinter, come in.
What is it, April?
Something terrible has happened.
Man, that was one fabuloso flick.
Yeah, you know, somebody ought to make a movie about us.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Oh, it's got a nice ring to it.
We better check in with Master Splinter.
Well, hey, like, what's the rush?
Let's scarf some pizza first, huh?
What do you think might have happened to the turtles, Splinter?
Either their communicators are broken
or they've turned them off.
Attention, all units.
Strange mutants reported in the downtown area.
A rhino and a warthog.
Investigate immediately.
Oh, that can only be Bebop and Rocksteady.
Just as I feared.
Shredder is alive and back on Earth.
We must find him and stop him.
Someone in that building has just come from a hospital.
How can you tell?
My keen sense of smell detects the odor of disinfectant.
Also, that ambulance is double-parked in front of it.
It's got to be Shredder. Come on!
April, wait. It will be dangerous.
Stay here.
Do we have to ride in this thing, boys?
I'd use this medilaser on your brain
if it weren't such a small target.
I suggest you return that instrument
to its proper owners, Shredder.
Get him!
You are a quick old one.
But a laser blast is even quicker.
Reversing the polarity of the medilaser
makes it as deadly as it can be healing.
Rocksteady, Bebop,
come on, you incompetent buffoons.
We could have beaten him, but he fights back.
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April.
Thank goodness you're here.
What's wrong with Master Splinter?
Shredder did this.
Shredder?
With a new Medi Laser Weapon.
He's in a coma.
It looks like the Medi Laser short-circuited
his brain functions.
If that's the case,
maybe another blast at reverse frequency
will save him.
So if only we'd obeyed him
instead of goofing off.
We never should have gone to that movie.
Or stopped for a pizza.
Even though it was delicious.
There will be plenty of time to blame ourselves later.
Right now, we've got to save Splinter.
For that we'll need the Medi Laser.
Shredder's got it.
Then we'll find him
and we have to look under every rock in the city.
So finally you're here
and you've brought the Medi Laser.
This will heal the protein silicon brain
of the central computer in no time.
You're welcome.
Blast!
Was that really necessary?
The directional control module is missing.
I can't aim the Medi Laser without it.
Oh great.
It must have broken off during my battle with Splinter.
We're returning to the surface.
Oh gee, Buzz, we're tired.
Yeah, how come we gotta go with you again?
Because I love your company.
And because we might run into the turtles this time.
Well, so far no good.
Not a sign of Shredder or his mutants anywhere.
Hey, don't look now, compadres.
But I think we've hit El Jackpano Grande.
It's Shredder.
Let's do it.
I say, what in blazes do you think you're doing?
Oh, sorry, sir.
We thought you were someone else.
Oh yeah, I guess it's that funny cape you're wearing.
What now, fearless leader?
I don't know, Raphael.
I guess we head back to the sewers
and think of a new strategy.
Any luck, guys?
Zip.
Zero.
Nada.
If only we had some kind of clue.
There was something to use this bait for Shredder.
Hey, will this help?
I found it on the basement floor where Splinter was.
Will it ever?
It's a directional control module.
The medilaser is useless without it.
That means Shredder's gotta come back for it.
Exactamundo.
And when he does, we'll be on him like cheese on a pizza.
How come we always got a travel tourist?
Will you shut up and find the component?
You're right, boss.
Watch it, Zipstick.
You watch it, Raymo.
Why can't I find competent help?
It ain't here, boss.
Splinter's body is also missing.
Which means the turtles probably found both him and the module.
It'll take forever to search the sewers for them.
But perhaps there's an easier way.
What ways, Dad, boss?
It involves you two doing what you do best.
Mindless violence and destruction.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
I like the sound of that.
Yeah, me too.
Will you fellas calm down?
Shredder's bound to show up sooner or later.
Yeah, but when?
It's been hours.
Splinter might get worse.
He might even...
Ooh.
I read you, Rafael.
What's up?
I am.
About 500 feet up.
And I'm looking at Trevor right here in River City.
Rocksteady and Bebop are on a rampage in the park.
We're on our way.
Hey, Michelangelo.
How come you're not shouting cowabunga?
Well, to be honest, I'm getting kind of bored with it.
Hey, how about this?
Yabba dabba.
No, it's just not you.
Yeah, this is the part of our job I really love.
Yeah.
Now to break up that little party.
Turtle power!
Well, well, look what crawled out from under a rock!
Whoa!
Heads up, guys.
This sneezing powder ought to blow him away.
Let's make mincemeat out of these mutants.
Come on.
Get out of here.
They dove into the bay.
After them.
Diving into that yuck?
Forget it.
Donatello's right.
We won't be able to tell them from the rest of the garbage.
I'm afraid you're right.
We better go back to the lair.
My plan is working perfectly.
We'll follow them back to their hideout and get the missing module.
And once I have it, this gas grenade will dispose of them once and for all.
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Deb's got Dad on the Dolly Diet.
Who's the pretty girl, Dad?
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We're almost home.
Hey, maybe Splinter will be feeling better, huh?
I doubt it, Michelangelo.
Only the Medi-Laser can help him recover.
Yo, hold everything.
Shredder and his goons are behind us.
Oh boy.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the sewers, huh?
They must be after this.
Come out and face us, Shredder.
Man against turtle.
The module.
This should do the trick.
A gas grenade.
Alright.
Home run, my man.
Get done, you fools.
I must have that module.
One module coming up.
Oh boy, you guys could use a bath.
Yo, Shredder.
Try one of these size on for size.
I'll take that.
And this too.
Not so fast, metal mouth.
I believe you wanted this.
Great.
Now we've got the Medi-Laser.
Oh, but Shredder's got the module.
Boy, oh boy.
Some days it just doesn't pay to come out of your shell.
Donatello, can you rig up some sort of substitute for the module?
I suppose I could try.
Well, let's hurry.
Master Splinter is running out of time.
Crang, I'll need reinforcements.
Send me a dozen of my foot soldiers.
A dozen?
To handle four adolescent amphibians?
Do you want the Medi-Laser or don't you?
Well, very well.
But two foot soldiers are all I can spare.
Crang up.
Now what do we have to use those robots for?
Yeah, they're so ugly.
Wait, what's this?
They built a new Medi-Laser to replace the one I stole.
Perfect.
I'll steal the new Medi-Laser.
That way I won't have to deal with those blasted turtles.
While the cost of living index has increased 3.2%.
Oh, it's no use.
I can't get it to work.
And in local news,
Metro Hospital has just completed a second Medi-Laser
to replace the stolen prototype.
Won't you hear that, bros?
Maybe we could use that one instead.
I'm betting that Shredder's got the same idea.
Come on, we'd better get to the hospital before he does.
The Medi-Laser is ours.
Now let's get it back to Crang
before something else goes wrong.
Uh, don't look now, boys.
But I think something just did.
Laugh.
Back to the sewers, quickly.
What are they, nuts?
Hiding from us in the sewers
is like trying to hide a pizza
under Michelangelo's nose.
They must have some kind of getaway craft down there.
Let's move.
No place left to run, Shredder.
You're trapped.
Ha ha ha ha.
On the contrary, my aggressive amphibians.
You're the ones who are trapped.
Attack!
Let's kick some shells!
Hey!
Whoa!
No, not again.
Say bye-bye, shellback.
Huh?
Hey, no fair.
Give us the Medi-Laser, Shredder.
An excellent suggestion.
Back at you, Shredder.
No!
No!
The Medi-Laser!
Grab it!
No problemo!
No!
I'll be back!
Nice save, Michelangelo.
Hey, let's get back to Master Splinter
on the double.
Okay, I've set it on healing frequency.
Here goes.
Turtles.
April.
What has happened?
We'll tell you later.
Welcome back, Sensei.
I'll return this to the hospital
on my way back to file the story.
Meanwhile, I hope you learned a lesson from this.
Oh, we did, April.
One can never relax in the battle against evil.
Yeah.
Also, one can't eat 12 pizzas
without regretting it the next day.
Shredder, you bongoring idiot.
I should have known better
than to listen to you and let her think.
Wait, what are you doing?
Stop!
Sometimes I don't know who I detest more,
the turtles or you.
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Oh, bad news.
That goose got my number written all over it.
I've got to get out of this thing.
But how?
All right, get it.
Oh, well another minute
and that would have been yours truly.
Now I've got to get out of this thing.
Another minute and that would have been yours truly.
Now to locate my buds before Shredhead does.
What are we going to do when we find Shredder?
Anything he asks us to.
He's got Michelangelo, remember?
Maybe, but it's not over yet.
We've still got a few tricks up our sleeve.
There it is, Sixth and Hill.
I'm so glad you could make it, Turtles.
And I'm sure your friend Michelangelo is too.
What have you done with him?
You'll be sorry if you've harmed him.
Harm him? On his birthday?
Oh, what a horrifying thought.
Speaking of birthdays, what did you get him?
Hey, never mind the jokes, Shecky.
Where are you keeping him?
If you wish, I'll take you there.
You drive.
Shredder? In the turtle van?
We have no choice, Raphael.
Get in, Shredder.
That's precisely right.
You have no choice.
No way.
We may have to put up with you, Shredder,
but not your hench mutants.
You win a few, you lose a few.
How are we supposed to get to the hideout, boss?
Don't ask me, you crickets.
Use your pea-sized brains.
What do we do now, Rocksteady?
Don't worry, Pea-Pop.
I got an idea.
Oh, bummer.
I must have just missed him.
My calendulo. At last.
Whoa, Master Splinter.
Am I glad to see you.
I assure you the feeling is mutual.
I have searched everywhere for you.
Oh, did you check out Benny's Fast Food Pizzeria?
Well, almost everywhere.
Where are the others?
They arranged to meet Shredder here in order to save you.
I think I know where they're headed.
Come on, we got a whole shell.
Right this way.
So this is your hideout, an abandoned building.
What a brilliantly original idea.
These things are hard work.
You're just out of shape.
No way.
I'm just moved from getting these bikes away from them brats.
Yeah, for a couple of four-year-olds,
they put up a pretty good fight.
Forgive the messy appearance, gentlemen.
If I'd known you were coming, I would have tidied up the place.
Chandelier's a nice touch.
That was my idea.
I felt the place could use some cheering up.
Let's skip the guided tour.
Where's Michelangelo?
Of course, your green friend.
Here he is.
Or should I say, was.
Gentlemen, witness the last remains
of the mutant Michelangelo.
We're too late.
There's nothing left of him but a glob of green goo.
At least he went the way he would have wanted,
like a puddle of melted mozzarella.
And now it's your turn.
Come on, let's go.
Hey.
Not exactly what I was striving for,
but effective nonetheless.
Come on, Louie, we missed the whole show.
Oh, too bad.
There won't be a second performance.
Yes, Crang?
So, what's going on up there?
What exquisite timing.
You called at the moment of my greatest triumph.
As you can see, the turtles are no more.
If you ask me, the turtles are a lot more.
I guess the formula wasn't quite perfected.
No matter, they're still out of my way for good.
Your way?
Don't you mean our way?
I know what I mean, you pompous little ganglion.
I don't need you any longer.
In fact, I don't need anyone.
Wrong dude.
Splinter, Michelangelo, but I thought you were...
History? No way, metal mouth.
Crang, I need you.
Forget it, Shredder, in your own words.
I don't need you any longer.
You'll be sorry.
You won't have Shredder to kick around anymore.
Alright, dude.
Now return my buds to normal teenage mutant ninja turtles
or you are vape.
Better yet, I'll let you join your friends with this.
Save that mutagen stuff, boys.
Yeah, we'll handle this, wimp.
You think so, huh, dudes?
Oh no, the anti-mutagen formula.
Alright, dude, it's payback time.
I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.
Back to the war, losers.
Not so fast, boss.
My legs are tired from all of that peddling.
They're getting away.
Let them go, Michelangelo.
I fear we have larger problems to deal with.
Here, let me try something.
Yo, dudes, it's us.
Like, say something.
It's no go, master.
They're just not doing the big griletto.
It looks like my buds have bought an eternal heart.
Do not give up, Michelangelo.
There is still something that might work.
These.
Arbles?
Not exactly.
These spheres were given to me by a wise and aged sensei.
They have special powers,
which would only be called on for special occasions,
such as this.
Like when you're in big trouble?
Precisely.
Holy guacamole!
It worked!
We're back to normal.
That's awesome stuff.
What are those things, sensei?
I believe they're commonly called mothballs.
Mothballs?
You were expecting diamonds?
But how could they shrink us back to normal?
If someone believes in something strongly enough,
it just might happen.
Well, yeah, but with mothballs?
Hey, don't look a gift moth in the mouth.
Quite a day, huh, fellas?
It was definitely a growth experience.
Hey, speaking of growth,
do you guys realize today is my...
Michelangelo, please step this way.
Yes, Master Splinter?
Please pull back that curtain.
Surprise!
Wow!
You guys did remember after all.
Oh, dudes, I don't know what to say.
Well, I do.
As you would put it, Michelangelo,
let's party.
We're really hip.
Hey, get a grip.
When the evil shredder attacks,
he's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads the Nutella Duck Machine.
Raphael is cool, but rude.
Michelangelo is a party dooder.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Heroes in a half shell.
Turtle power.
Like, what do you suppose shredder's up to this time?
Michelangelo, you heard April's message.
He's been spotted on the roof of the World Trade Center.
It's for sure he's not there for the view.
Baxter, you oaf, what's taking so long?
It'll be ready in a second, Master.
There, this should create a giant force field
between the two towers.
What went wrong?
Oh, no, I forgot to reverse the polarity
of the neutron flow.
Baxter, you bumbling idiot.
Why am I condemned to work with amateurs?
Hey, April was right.
There's Canhead now.
I wonder what he's up to.
Blast the luck.
The turtles are here,
and there's no time to finish the experiment.
Quickly, we can't risk losing this equipment.
The coward.
It's just like Shredder to run away.
We'll never catch him now.
Looks like the party's over, dudes.
We might as well boogie.
Bad news, Master Splinter.
Shredder is up to something,
but he ran off before we could discover what.
All we know is it had something to do
with the twin towers.
Sooner or later, he will reveal his plan.
Until then, we can only wait.
Yeah, and eat.
This turtle is mondo hungry.
Look alive, dudes.
Coming at you.
You set a mouthful.
Months of work ruined.
Oh, you imbecilic incompetent.
Thanks to you,
I now have to grovel before that hateful,
bag of brains, Crang.
But why from a garbage heap?
Because this is the site he chose
for the transdimensional convergence.
I think he did it just to annoy me.
That must be Crang now.
Shredder here.
What is this thing?
Wow, Shredder, how's the air down there?
Very humorous.
Well, have you disposed of those annoying amphibians yet?
There's been a setback.
Thanks to my miserable excuse for an assistant.
Enough!
The turtles must be destroyed
before we begin our conquest of Earth.
I need more help.
Send me Rocksteady and Bebop.
Maybe Braun will work where brains have failed.
I'm sending you both back to Earth immediately.
Oh, boy.
I'm ready to open the portal,
but the interdimensional energy balance
is very fragile at the moment.
I can't send these two
without having someone sent back to Dimension X in exchange.
No problem.
I have the perfect candidate.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
But Master...
Thanks, boss.
I had enough to eat anyway.
Thanks for rescuing us, boss.
I didn't do it out of kindness.
You're here to help me eliminate the turtles.
No problem, boss.
Those shellbacks are history.
So, like, what do we do now?
I'll strike at their weakest point,
April O'Neil.
Uh, April O'Deal?
That's me.
I've got a flower delivery for you.
Oh, my goodness.
How romantic.
Who's it from?
I don't know, Irma.
Somebody grabbed it before I could look at the card.
That is, if it had a card.
It has such a strange fragrance.
Do you suppose it's from the turtles?
I keep telling you, I hardly know the turtles.
Oh, I wish some guy would send me flowers,
even if he were green and had flippers.
You just made a delivery to Channel 6.
Uh, yes, yes, sir.
To April O'Deal.
Excellent.
You've done your job well.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
So, you see, turtles, it just wouldn't work out.
We're from different worlds.
Really different worlds.
April, what brings you here?
Uh, I've gone to talk to the turtles, Master Splinter.
They are not here.
Is something wrong?
Well, they sent me this gorgeous plant,
and while it's flattering, I just don't think...
A doku plant?
Uh, I think the turtles are really cute, but...
What's wrong?
Why did you...
April, listen to me.
Did you inhale the blossoms?
Why, yes.
Like I said, it's a lovely fragrance, but...
Oh, suddenly I feel so strange.
Hmm, April.
Ah!
But I can be of help to you!
I'm a scientist!
So am I, and I don't need the assistance of a measly Earth creature.
Into the disintegrator unit with him!
Let me out!
This been a terrible mistake!
No container can hold me!
There's been a malfunction in the disintegrator unit!
You'll treat me like an insect, will they?
Stop!
We're back, Master Splinter!
What's happened to April?
Someone sent her a doku plant, a rare flower from the Far East.
Its fragrance is deadly.
Is she...?
No, but she will not last long unless I can prepare an antidote.
But to do so, I will need a gazai leaf.
I do not know where one may be found in this part of the world.
Here is what it looks like.
Hey, there's a greenhouse uptown that sells rare plants. We might find some there.
Oh, come on, dudes! Let's haul Shell!
Hurry, my turtles. Without the gazai leaf, she will not survive beyond nightfall.
Baxter turned into what?
That's right, a fly.
It must have been in the unit with him.
Instead of vaporizing him, it cross-mutated him with an insect.
And you let him escape through the portal?
Brilliant!
I didn't have to warn you, you know.
Raphael, this nursery of yours better have one of those plants.
Yeah, bud. I'd hate for this to turn out to be a wild gazai chase.
Revenge!
I must have revenge against my enemy!
The turtles!
Whatever it is, it's big and it's mean.
And it's definitely tick tock and a new one!
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Where are we, Tiny?
Why, we're at breakfast, Bondi.
As part of my complete breakfast, I go for Kellogg's Frosties.
Tiny, help!
Hold on, Bondi.
Delicious Kellogg's Frosties will bring out the tiger in me.
Thanks, Tiny.
Thanks, Frosties, mate. They're great.
Kellogg's Frosties, they bring out the tiger in you.
It's kiss a policewoman week in Summer Bay.
Are there any more secrets about Jane Holland I should know?
Elsa challenges Emma to fight.
If everybody thinks I'm a liar, then prove them wrong.
And an Aussie tradition rears its ugly head.
And Blake's Bucks night is in something to discuss in front of a woman.
The warm at home and away, 6.30 tonight.
Where'd that thing come from?
They've escaped, but Shredder won't.
He's the one responsible for what happened to me.
I'm like Mondo confused.
Where'd that humongous insect come from, anyway?
Beats me.
But there was something familiar about that creature, like we met him someplace before.
Probably in the bug house.
I can't shake the feeling that it's got something to do with Shredder.
Forget Shredder.
We've got to track down that gazelle and fast.
This time we'll take the turtle plant.
Primo notion.
My feet are killing me.
Oh, it's no use, boss.
How are we going to find this fly guy in a bug this size?
If it really is Baxter, he'll be looking for us as well, you mutant moron.
That's right, mutant moron.
I think we've found the force.
It's Baxter.
Bring him down, you fools.
Why are you attacking me?
Why are you attacking me?
I thought we were friends.
Some friends.
You always like these mutants better.
Besides, it's your fault that I'm this hideous hairy-legged monster.
No, no.
It was all the turtles' fault.
Don't you remember?
The turtles?
But I thought...
The turtles sent you back to Dimension X.
They are the enemy.
That's right.
We used to fight the turtles together.
And together we will fight them again.
Find them.
And you shall have your revenge.
Rest, my child.
Yes?
Master Splinter, we have a lead on the gazai leaf.
If April does not receive the antidote soon, I fear it may be too late.
Oh, whoa, man.
Dig that dampness.
Yeah, just like the aquarium I was born in.
A gazai plant, exactly like the one in Splinter's book.
How outstanding.
You are most fortunate.
That is last remaining gazai plant in Western Hemisphere.
Well, say goodbye to your gazai.
I don't think he gave us the right change.
I'm a few pennies short.
Cat figures, I've always said you didn't have enough sense.
Let's rock, dudes.
The turtles!
I found them!
Ready, Salpidge? Ready for what they've done?
Is this where you want me to stand, boss?
Exactly.
Just hold that pose.
Hey, boss!
What are you doing?
Boss!
Not a bad test if I do say so myself.
Hey, I passed a test.
What is that, Dig Boss?
One of Baxter's last inventions before his unfortunate accident.
I think I'll name it after you.
Gee, thanks, boss.
I'll call it the knucklehead.
I found you, master.
Excellent, Baxter. Where are you?
I'm not sure.
But there's a great pizza parlor on the corner.
Well, that narrows it down, you bug brain.
Never mind.
I can home in on your signal.
Just stay there and don't let the turtles get away.
Cut him down and let's go.
This time, those turtles are mine.
Ah, there it is.
Don't look now, fellas, but I think we've been spotted.
Is that that shore of it?
It's that fly again.
Head for the blimp.
There's never a crossing guard when you need one.
Hey, pedestrians have the right of way.
Pedestrians, yes. Amp-dillions, no.
Shredhead.
I knew that doku plant would lure you here.
Your sentimental side will be the finish of you.
I'll handle this one, guys.
Turtle power.
The bow is mightier than the blaster.
Come, my robot beast. I have a job for you.
What's going on?
Step into my parlor, said the knucklehead to the fly.
Quick, we've got to help Donatello.
For sure, the dude's up to his shell in trouble.
Ready for the second surprise?
Rock steady, be bob.
Here we are, boss, ready to shoot and loot.
Say goodbye, turtles.
You cretins.
Now look what you've done.
We didn't know he was going to do that.
We don't even know what cretins means.
Thanks, Leonardo. That was a real tight squeeze.
Don't mention it. Time to move, turtles.
April, here we come.
Quiet, my fellow mutants.
Hey!
What is it?
Hang on, we're going to crash.
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Life is music, music is life.
Life savers get far out of line.
Life savers get a whole lot more out of line.
Ah, on safari.
This could be the most exciting Leo adventure ever.
What's about here?
The jungle is full of surprises.
The open plains.
Home to the big cats.
And the great herds.
What a sight.
Wow.
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At first he wanted to join the army.
Hey, do you reckon they'd make a man out of me?
I was hoping they'd make a target out of you.
But then he got a better idea.
You've got to be joking.
You'll laugh yourself silly as Nudge takes on the world.
I don't believe this.
Mike Tyson of the Yo-Yo said...
Then on Full House, Joey's found a girlfriend.
Wow.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
But is this true love?
Yeah.
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Real smooth landing, Leonardo.
Uh-oh.
We've got company.
Now turtles, prepare to become history.
We can't have a battle in this place.
It's a famous landmark.
Yeah, Shredder and those goons will really trash it.
Some villains have no appreciation for fighting.
They're just a bunch of
bad guys.
They're just a bunch of bad guys.
They're just a bunch of bad guys.
Some villains have no appreciation for fine architecture.
But there's one chance.
We've got to get back aboard the blimp.
After them.
They're getting away. Stop them.
Oh, man.
We're like sitting turtles up here.
What kind of idea was this anyway?
Yours.
Well, you don't have to rub it in.
I've got an idea.
Hang on, guys.
The gazai plant.
Idiots.
How could you let them get away?
Look, the turtle stopped it.
The only thing that can cure April O'Neil
is the end I have it.
Oh, hey, man.
Like, why is this thing making those weird sounds?
Because we're running out of gas, naturally.
Better put on our turtle trooper shoot packs.
Come on, people.
Come on, folks.
Yeah.
We tried, master,
but we failed.
We had the gazai plant,
but then along came Shredder.
Face it, dudes.
Yeah, and poor innocent April is the one who has to pay.
Not quite, my young turtles.
The battle is never over until it is over.
Splinter's right.
We'll find Shredder and that plant
if we have to comb every inch of this city.
Attention, turtles.
I've patched into your frequency
to extend an invitation.
Forget it, Shredder.
We're in no mood to party.
Yeah, unless, of course, there's plenty of pizza.
I hold in my hand the key to April O'Neill's survival.
You'll need it if you wish to save her.
And to do that,
you'll have to meet me and my faithful followers in battle.
No tricks, no fancy weapons,
just four against four,
ninja style, to the finish.
Why, that dirty rat.
Oh, sorry, Master Splinter.
An understandable error.
I can't wait.
We can whip those turkeys in a fair fight.
Fair?
That slime ball will probably use everything
from flamethrowers to nuclear warheads.
You're right, Rafael.
But I have an idea how to even things up.
That's it.
Make sure you cover those electrodes.
Are you certain this will work?
Yes.
It'll shift the molecular structure
of anyone who steps between them
in a microsecond forward in time.
Thus rendering them permanently out of phase
with the rest of the world.
Perfect.
All we must do is lure the turtles into it
and they'll vanish forever.
Nice place Shredder chose.
A junkyard really fits his personality.
Exactamundo, Sespool City.
Hey, where is old Tinskin anyway?
There.
Ah, Turtles, you're here.
Excellent.
Come and get it.
Or are you afraid?
Us? Afraid?
We welcome a fair fight.
Then you've come to the right place, my friends.
Now!
I hate to say it, Turtles,
but fall back!
That's it.
Just a little farther.
Hey, we're being herded towards something.
Yeah, but what?
I hate surprises like this.
What?
Alright!
Fantastic!
Master!
Gossplinter!
Master!
I thought you didn't know how to drive!
It's remarkable what one can do
when one is forced to.
Well, what do you know?
Baxter, get that blast!
Yes, master!
Blast!
Time to retreat.
Hey, wait for us!
Awesome shooting, Master Splitter!
Especially for someone who doesn't believe in violence.
Now to add it to the potion.
Oh, it's just gotta work.
Oh, hi, guys.
Hooray!
It worked!
It worked!
It worked!
I must have fainted.
I hope I didn't cause you any trouble.
Nothing we couldn't handle, April.
What's that strange odor?
Uh-oh.
I hope it's not another doku plant.
No, it's a new flavor pizza I just invented.
Anchovies smothered in kazai leaves.
Oh, yes.
Gross!
Get it away.
Spear some fighting team.
We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell and they're green.
Hey, get a grip.
When the evil shredder attacks,
these turtle boys don't cut them no slack.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Splitter taught them to be ninja teens.
He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads the Tello Duck Machine.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Raphael is cool but rude.
Give me a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude.
Son of a...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Heroes in a half shell.
Turtle Power.
Hey, easy on the shell, bud.
I just had it waxed.
Almost there.
Well, Master, how'd I do?
Three minutes, 26 seconds.
Not your best time, Michelangelo.
Come on, it's not my fault.
Donatello put some new traps in the tunnel.
Of course.
I gotta keep you guys on your toes.
Your turn, Raphael.
Remember the importance of energy and concentration.
It's hard to get too worked up over a stupid obstacle course, you know?
Well, just do what I do.
Pretend there's a pizza waiting at the finish line.
I'll give you a better incentive.
Shredder.
Leonardo is right.
All indications are that he's preparing to return with the technodrome.
What is it this time, Shredder?
I have a new plan, Crang.
But I'll need a canister of the mutagen to implement it.
That chemical is very rare.
Why should I waste more of it on you?
I wish to create more mutants to use against the turtles.
That'll be nice.
Someone new to talk to.
Yeah, our own kind.
For once you've come up with a halfway decent plan.
There's one problem, though.
We're pleasantly experiencing an ion storm.
It may interfere with the porthole.
We must risk it.
Prepare to receive the mutagen canister.
And turtles, wherever you are, prepare to meet your end.
We could have gone to Hawaii, but no, you said Florida was cheaper.
Look what I found.
You want to keep them, Mom?
Put those disgusting things down.
You don't know where they've been.
Sure I do, in the swamp.
You heard me. Put them back this instant.
Oh, Mom.
Hold on, fellas.
We could have had a great life together.
Let's go to a hotel.
This place is crawling with creatures.
They're only frogs.
They're not the creatures from the Maroon Lagoon.
Oh, wow! Needle!
The canister is where?
A section of Earth known as Florida.
The Okee Panokee Swamp.
I told you the ion storm may interfere with the porthole.
I'm going to Florida to find the mutagen.
Great. I'll go pack my surfboard.
Not you, you mutant moron.
I'm going by myself.
Dressed like that?
This holographic projector will take care of everything.
Oh, wow. Me next, boys.
No, stupid.
You two will stay and keep the turtles occupied while I'm gone.
Understood.
You'll be our pleasure.
Come on, April. Admit it.
You do know the turtles.
You found me out, Irma.
I do know them. Now are you happy?
Why should I be happy? You're the one who knows them.
I don't believe it.
What?
Nothing. I've got to go now. My car is double parked.
Wait. You don't have a car.
I thought you guys would like to know about this.
Frog-like monsters seen in Florida swamp.
Hey, I wonder if they might be mutants like us.
Perhaps we should investigate.
You mean go to Florida? Far out!
The surfing there is totally tubuloso.
I think now might be a bad time. Look at this.
And I repeat, two delinquents are on a rampage in Times Square.
One wears a rhinoceros mask, the other a warthog mask.
It's Rocksteady and Bebop.
I wonder why the temper tantrum.
It's me. Maybe they passed a mirror and saw what they looked like.
Let's go, turtles.
Wait for me. I'm not missing this story.
According to Krang's coordinates, the canister landed right around here.
Aha! Here it is.
Blast! It's empty!
Poor overgrown frogs.
So this is my army of mutants?
The mutagen should have given you the ability to speak.
Who are you?
My name is Shredder and I love all living things.
Gee, you sound like a nice person.
Oh, I am.
You come with me, I'll show you wonders you've never dreamed of.
Sounds good to us.
Splendid.
Hold still. This won't hurt a bit.
Oh, boy! Clothes!
He's telling the truth. He is a nice person.
Now come. We have a great battle to fight against the evil mutant turtle.
Wow! Now this is what I call fun!
And it's about to turn into more fun.
All right! Wow!
It's turtle trashing time!
Remember, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Ready or not, here I come.
Wow!
So much for a frontal assault.
Turtles fight with honor.
Come on, I'll make title soup out of you.
Excuse me, yeah, boss?
Come back to the hideout. Both of you, I have what I was looking for.
Oh, boss, we was just getting warmed up.
Now, you cretin...
Playtime's over. The boss wants us.
After them, Turtles!
We'll never catch them now.
I get the feeling that all of this was just to distract us.
But from what?
Don't worry, Leonardo. I'm sure we'll find out whether we want to or not.
You wanted to see us, boss?
Yes, sir. I'd like you to meet your new allies in our battle against the Turtles.
These frogs have sworn to aid me in the destruction of our enemies.
This dress-up is a magical outfit.
It changes color, so I can dress her up all kinds of different ways.
She's got a magical pose, yeah. That changes color too.
Yeah, I'm going to dress her up with warm and ice-water wands and accessories from Mattel.
I wish I could go somewhere special like you.
Take a trip away from the everyday.
You can fly with me.
I'm going to take you to the
You can fly, you can scream, you can make us flesh, you can dream.
Take a trip away from the everyday.
Take a dream of a wonderful holiday.
It's your dream world.
Come and take some dreams away.
We can't avoid the curfew.
We can't avoid the chores.
We can't avoid the bagging.
When our shot just doesn't score.
But we can avoid pimples with new Clearasil medicated wipes.
Pre-moistened with medication, the textured side unclogs pores
and the smooth side removes oil, dirt and bacteria for a deep clean you can see.
We can't avoid the rallies.
And we can't avoid our mates.
But we can avoid pimples with a Clearasil Clear Face.
Cold! Makes sound!
Makes sound!
That's so!
Skeletor!
The new He-Man Power Sword makes eight action sounds.
You could be a hero with the new He-Man Power Sword from Mattel.
A woman who can't stop smoking.
You just don't understand!
A doctor who refuses help to a patient.
You blew it.
Has the emotional subject of smoking clouded good judgment?
It seems to me the Haynes family is falling apart because of all this.
Is a doctor neglecting his duty?
A country practice, 7.30 tonight on Seven.
Frogs!
A country practice, 7.30 tonight on Seven.
Frogs!
As Splinter has done with the turtles,
I have named them after personal heroes of my own.
Attila the Frog, Genghis Frog,
Rasputin the Mad Frog,
and Napoleon Bonafrog.
Uh, boss, the turtles are trained ninjas.
They'll mop up the floor with these wimps.
Not to worry.
I, the greatest martial arts warrior of them all,
have personally trained them.
Show him, Napoleon.
Whatever you say, master.
Oh, they might work out at that.
Well, my turtles, has there been any sign of activity from Shredder?
Not a zilch mega-negatory.
In other words, nothing.
Hmm, this silence is most strange.
What's up, guys? Turn on the news!
What's up, April?
You'll see, and it's not good.
This midtown bank was just robbed by four creatures,
which employees described as big green things like giant turtles.
Turtles?
Chill out, man. I want to hear this.
And what are your comments, Mr. Mayor?
These turtles have terrorized the city long enough.
I'm ordering a special anti-turtle squad to deal with this.
Captain Huffman here will be in charge.
Don't worry, Mr. Mayor.
We'll apprehend these criminals.
You have my word on it.
Whoa, dudes! We're being framed!
I suspect that Shredder is somehow behind this.
I suspect you're right, master.
Guys, we've got to find those mott turtles and give them what for.
Splendid work, frogs.
This first test of your skills has gone swimmingly.
Well, sir, swimming's what we do best.
Are we ready to take over the whole city now?
Not quite. We'll need more help.
What now, Shredder?
Most of the mutagen was lost when the canister fell.
I'll need more if I have to create my army of mutants.
Unfortunately, what I think you want the last of it.
But I can tell you how to make more.
Now, pay attention.
So, like, how do we find these dudes?
If we go to the scene of the crime, maybe we'll find a clue.
All right, turtles, freeze in your tracks.
Uh-oh, time to do the turtle trot.
Hospital on bagel, dudes.
Master Shredder says we have to steal a list of chemicals from here.
Isn't stealing bad?
So, what Master Shredder knows best.
Being a mutant sure is confusing.
Leonardo here.
We just got another bulletin, guys.
Those unknown mutants have broken into the Mallory Chemical Plant.
What could they want there?
Maybe Shredder's looking for a new metal polish for his face.
So, this is the fastest way there.
Dexon 9 and flogist.
Okay, we got what we came for.
And you're gonna get more than you bargained for.
All right, let's see what you creepolas look like.
Hold them off, rascbeutin.
Oh, that was some bright move.
Come on, we can't let them get away.
Total bummer.
They got away.
I'm insulted.
How could anyone mistake those things for turtles?
We've got more serious problems.
Those chemicals they stole are components of the mutagen
that Shredder used to create Rocksteady and Bebop.
Well, that means that now Shredder can make more mutants.
Not yet.
He still needs another chemical called Niotrinoline to make it work.
It's extremely rare.
April here.
We need you to check the database
and find out where a supply of Niotrinoline is available.
Hang on a sec.
Okay, I've got it.
A shipment of the stuff is arriving by armored truck
at the Argus Chemical Supply Warehouse.
Great.
Thanks, April.
Was that the turtles you were talking to?
Talking to turtles?
Irma, you've been working too hard.
You ought to take a vacation.
Right.
In a nice, cool sewer.
April, the mayor's just ordered out a new anti-turtle squad.
I want you to cover this.
I'm on my way, Burn.
More turtles?
Can I come?
No.
Just asking.
All right, now mix the two chemicals carefully.
Splendid.
Now all it needs is the pinch of Niotrinoline.
Niotrinoline?
You didn't mention that.
I thought I'd save it for a surprise
to keep you on your toes.
Crang, you are unspeakably cruel.
Thank you.
Do find a shipment arriving at the Argus Chemical Supply Warehouse.
You heard him.
Get that Niotrinoline now.
But Master Shrunner,
what if we run into the turtles again?
Must I tell you everything?
Destroy them.
They are evil.
But what if we talk to them?
You know, reason with them.
Trust me, my innocent little frogs.
Would this face lie?
Now get me that chemical.
This is the Anti-Turtle Attack Squad.
Captain Hoffman,
just how do you intend to find these mutant turtles?
This tracking device is tuned to their bio rhythms.
We'll find them no matter where they hide.
Good luck, Captain.
You'll need it.
We're very close.
Turn right here.
There's the Niotrinoline shipment.
Are you sure the frogs will try for it?
No doubt about it.
Shredder can't formulate the mutagen without it.
What in blazes?
Looks like you were right, Donatello.
Check it out.
Here we go.
Cowabunga.
Uh-oh, we've got company.
Give up, you guys,
or it'll be sauteed frog legs for everybody.
All of you give up now.
What's that thing?
Don't ask me.
I'm from out of town.
Hey, that thing just put those frogs on ice.
Yeah, and it looks like we're next.
It was the big showdown,
and Skeeter was going to win my jet minicopter.
So far, we were one all in the trials of distance and altitude,
but this was the ultimate.
The crew could land closest to the bull's eye.
I had to admit, that was pretty good shooting from Skeeter,
but not as good as mine.
I thought my jet minicopter was safe,
but then Skeeter said,
I'll beat you in a UFO hovercraft race when it takes all.
Jet minicopter and UFO hovercraft from J&H Toys.
Chomping on my chop.
Chalk and caramel too.
I'm having a strawberry jude.
Well, here's something new.
New peppermint for you.
You're new in the land.
We think it's really grand.
Now there's something everyone can do.
Choose a chop.
That's right.
For you.
Now a new peppermint too.
Ah, on safari.
This could be the most exciting Lego adventure ever.
Get your roots about here.
The jungle is full of surprises.
The open plains.
Home to the big cats.
And the great herbs.
What a sight.
Wow.
Come on safari at the new Lego World Show.
Now on at TOPS in the Meyer Center.
Admission is free.
The girls decide to have their own Bucks night.
Of course, shouties aren't usually all that exciting,
are they, Ben?
Now the trick is to find out how much fun the enemy is planning.
Are you going to tell me where you're going or not?
Paul realizes Emma is innocent.
You do understand what getting lost means, don't you?
Can he convince the others and get Emma back as well?
I mean, the reason she's been so aggro is because she hasn't done anything
and no one believes her.
Meanwhile, back at the chicken ranch.
Murray, don't joke.
This is a matter of life and death.
Has Pepper cooked their goose in The Home and Away, 6.30 tonight.
Don't look now, dudes.
But we're about to be flash frozen.
Not if I can help it.
Look out!
Their heads are jammed.
Help me get this blasted thing open.
Time to make turtle tracks.
Really?
Let's haul shells, dudes.
Hold on, fellas.
We can't leave the frogs like that.
Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, Leonardo.
They aren't exactly on our side.
Even so, they are mutants, just like us.
We can't let that Hoffman guy capture them.
Leonardo's right.
We gotta save him.
Right, and at warp speed.
Stop them!
Thanks, we needed that.
You escaped this time, but I'll get you yet.
So that's the story, Master Splinter.
Yeah, at least we kept them from getting the Nio-Trinoline.
But what do we do with these frogs?
We can't keep them frozen forever.
If we wish to win them over, we must show them trust.
As always, you are right.
We'll melt the ice and set them free.
But what if they attack us again?
We'll just have to take that chance.
What's going on?
Yeah, where are we?
You're in the sewers, and this is our home.
Yeah, welcome to Turtle Turf.
Uh-oh, I fear we've been captured.
Yeah, well, at least we'll go down fighting.
Stop, everyone.
There will be no violence.
Turtles, lay down your weapons.
You are free to go, fellow mutants.
I'm so confused.
Why, Master Shredder said you and the turtles were evil.
I suggest you trust your animal instincts.
We trusted Shredder, but now we can see that he's just using us.
Then maybe it's time you started using him.
I have a plan.
Listen, I think that by the time...
We're real sorry, Master Shredder.
The turtles got the Nio-Trinoline shipment.
You mutant maggots.
When I think of all I've done for you,
brought you out of the swamps, taught you all you know.
But all is not lost, Master.
You see, we heard the turtles talking.
Yeah, they're going to hide the chemical in Stonewall Prison
where you can't get it.
Oh, Stonewall Prison.
I remember that joint.
I did time there once.
Yeah, me too.
But it's been closed for years.
Better still.
Then let's get there immediately.
This old place sure brings back memories.
Never mind that, you fool.
Just find that chemical.
Well, I hope those frogs didn't decide to double-cross us.
If we want them to trust us, we have to trust them.
Well, here comes the moment of truth.
They hid the chemicals in here, Master Shredder.
Excellent.
You've done well, frogs.
Ah!
Greetings, Shredhead.
You traitorous frogs, you set me up.
That's right, tin-face.
And now you're taking the fall.
Now where'd I learn to say stuff like that?
Oh, what?
They're in here all right.
Let's go, men.
It's the anti-turtle squad.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Farewell, shell-bats.
They may get us, but they'll also get you.
Just if we look like one of them.
Sayonara, you mutated meddlers.
Uh-oh, time to make ourselves real scarce.
Does that mean run?
You frogs catch on real fast.
There they go.
Open fire.
We've got to find the sewer lines that connect to the prison.
This mutant gas will stop them.
What the hell?
Some kind of knockout gas.
The prison laundry room.
There's got to be a sewer under here.
Can't keep my eyes open.
Gas, putting me to sleep.
Hang on, all of you.
You mutant, use one of your explosive arrows.
Blast.
The mayor's not going to like this.
Okay, everything clear.
Now you'll follow the sewers to the caves
and then the old underground railroad
which leads straight to the Okefenokee.
Oh, it'll be good to get home.
Much better in the swamp.
Thanks for coming over to our side.
Hey, thanks for showing us which one was the right side.
Why, wait a sec, dudes.
I almost forgot.
This ought to tide you guys over till you get back to Bug City.
Pizza?
Thanks, but no thanks.
Yeah, we hate pizza.
Do you believe it?
They don't like pizza?
Some mutants are just plain weird, you know.
Nudge wants to join the army.
Do you reckon they'd make a man out of me?
I was hoping they'd make a target out of you.
That's Nader, followed by Full House Wednesday on 7.
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Most rubbers soon turn into grotty, unmanageable monsters.
But now, Papermate has turned this into this into this.
The new Papermate Eraser.
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giving you easy, accurate control.
Papermate Eraser is refillable, stays clean, ready to go everywhere.
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They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
We're really hip.
They're heroes in the Hashtag and they're green.
Hey, get a grip.
When the evil Treader attacks,
these turtle boys don't cut them no slack.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads the Tello Duck Machine.
That's so fast!
Raphael is cool, but rude.
Give me a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude.
Shutter!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Heroes in a Hashtag.
Turtle power.
I am seriously starved, dudes.
There's only one cure for these Mondo Munchies.
No time for pizza, guys.
We have to check out April's tip about Shredder being seen in the vicinity.
Hey guys, look!
Some goon is mugging that old lady.
Give me that handbag, lady.
Never, you evil man.
Come on, dudes, let's bleep that creep.
Why's them give me that thing?
Never, never, never.
Didn't anyone ever tell you it's not nice to mug sweet old ladies?
Says who?
You big brute.
You should be ashamed.
I'll take care of you, lady,
after I splattered these green freaks all over the wall.
Hey, put me down.
Catch, Rafael.
Whoa, I could get him.
Catch, Michelangelo.
Take a hike, lumpy lisp.
I'm getting out of here.
What a wimp.
That was a piece of cake.
He won't bother you again, ma'am.
Well, thank you so much.
Oh, no, thank you.
So much.
Oh, no thanks needed, elderly dudette.
Let me give you a little reward.
Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies.
Mmm.
Why, thank you, ma'am.
I gotta hobble along now.
Bye.
That's a sweet little old lady.
I wonder.
Well, they're not pizza,
but at least they're round.
Wait, Michelangelo, we can't eat cookies
if we want to stay in fighting trim.
Besides, I'd like to run some tests on these cookies.
There was something funny about that old lady.
Hey, put it, boss.
Amazing.
You oafs actually managed to pull it off.
Those cookies will spell the end
of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
This is totally lame-ola, dude.
Wasting perfectly good chocolate chip cookies.
Okay, guys, let's see what happens
when I drop this cookie in this beaker.
Ha, just as I suspected.
They weren't made with baking soda.
They're made with some kind of anti-mutagen.
This must be shredder's work.
One bite of these
and we might have all degenerated
into lower forms of life.
You mean like slugs or worms or amoebas?
Worse, human beings.
Human beings?
Well, that could be totally tubular.
Surfing, going to parties, meeting chicks.
I always wondered what it would be like
to ride in a western rodeo.
So what are we waiting for, dudes?
Let's chow down.
No, no, you mustn't.
Amatello is right, my students.
As humans, you would lose
your ninja skills and powers.
The city would be at the mercy of shredder and Krang.
That's why I'm tossing these cookies in the garbage.
Oh, well, it was a sweet dream while it lasted.
As soon as the turtles become ordinary, weak humans,
we will crush them like bugs.
Oh, boy, I love to crush bugs.
What makes you think the turtles will eat those cookies, boss?
What teenager can resist chocolate chip cookies?
Why, shredder, I didn't know baking was one of your things.
A ninja warrior is trained in many skills, Krang.
I know a splendid recipe for boiled brain.
Ah, a chameleon.
Spare me.
It's time to execute phase two of our plan.
This ship has a cargo of electronic parts
we need to repair the technodrome.
And you two are going to steal it.
All by ourselves?
No.
We need people who look like waterfront types,
not rhinos and warthogs.
Find that gang you once belonged to
and use them for the job.
Gee, our old gang.
I wonder if they'll recognize us.
About that now.
If we don't stop this raiding slide soon,
we'll be in the cellar.
And I don't have to tell you people what that means.
I've got a really hot idea, boss.
How about a show on matchbook collecting?
As a matter of fact, I have...
Next.
What about an expose on big city gangs?
Maybe you've got something.
Violence, crime, brutality.
All the elements of great family viewing.
Get on it, April.
Right away, Chief.
Not bad.
I think I can pass myself off as a gang member.
Mean streets, here I come.
I'll just leave a note so the guys won't worry.
It's gonna be Mondo Dubuloso to be human.
Madonatello did say it could be a major bummer.
I'll never know if I don't try.
Nothing's happening.
That old story must be bogus.
Besides, these cookies don't even taste good.
My hands!
My face!
My feet!
I'm changing!
What if you want...
It's cool to be free.
7up!
Micro-machine man, here's the best way to service your micro-machines.
First, the car wash city with a parking tower and a car wash.
Then the micro-machine service city with garage doors and showroom turntable.
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And remember, if it doesn't say micro-machines...
It's not the real thing.
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Hey, John, look what's from Cadbury.
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Or extra delicious Cadbury milk chocolate and caramel.
And now there's new extra crunchy honeycomb Garfield.
And they taste...
How do they taste, Garfield?
Great tasting Cadbury Garfield.
Get yours before Garfield gets them all.
There's only one thing better than having one Barbie doll to decorate your room.
It's having 12 glamorous Barbie dolls to decorate your room.
Because I'm into Barbie.
New from Mattel, lots of Barbie miniature collectibles for girls who love Barbie lots.
Grant and Jane were a match made for each other in heaven.
Are you treating me like I've got the plague or something?
Oh, am I?
Jane, what is going on?
That's what everyone would like to know.
I've got absolutely no idea what it is.
She's in no mood to be messed with.
Emma, can I see your license please?
Let's put her on the wall path in Home and Away tonight.
Whoa, what happened?
Human hands?
Bodacious!
Where's the mirror?
I've got to check this out.
I'm human.
A human teenager.
A hunky one at that.
What am I waiting for?
Bright lights, big city, here comes Michael J. Angelo.
Radical wheels, dude.
Think you can shred the course?
Are you kidding, dude?
You are talking to a ninja tur...
a skateboard wizard.
Okay, Wiz.
Let's see some of those ninja moves.
Whoa!
Hey, hey, hey!
I wasn't ready!
Whoa!
Oops.
Some wizard.
My grandmother has better moves than that.
Way to go, Clumsy.
What a dweeb.
Man, being human isn't all that excellent.
Maybe I should have listened to Master Split.
That does it.
I've had it.
I'm going back to the lair.
Help!
Help!
Looks like that dude is in serious trouble.
Out of the way, twerp.
That tears it.
Now I'm truly steamed.
Okay, babe.
Suppose you tell us why you were snooping around our tape.
Well, you see, that is...
That girl's voice, it's not so familiar.
Let me at her, Lugnut.
I'll teach her to spy on us.
It's April.
Wait a sec, guys.
You got it all wrong.
I wasn't spying.
I was...
checking you out.
You checking us out?
Yeah.
I wanted to see if you were tough enough to have me as a member.
So you think you're real tough, do you?
Well, fairly tough.
Yeah, well, we'll just see about that.
If you can take on Jersey Red here in a fight to the finish,
you're in the game.
I'm gonna eat you alive.
We'll catch you later, Red.
After you wipe up the place with this snoop.
Oh, I guess I showed her.
Uh-oh, looks bad.
Jersey Red is gonna pound April into pizza dough.
Audacious!
I'm changing back into a turtle.
It must be the adrenaline in my bloodstream.
You don't know when to quit, do you?
I guess I just have to teach ya.
April, duck!
Turtle power does it again!
Hey, Red, you done yet?
What hit me?
I don't know how you did it, babe,
but it looks like you're the winner.
I am?
Then I'm in the gang?
Not so fast.
You gotta burglarize a pad and bring us to loot.
You mean breaking and entering?
Hey, what's the matter?
Chicken?
No way.
In fact, I know just the person to rob.
Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's go.
April's getting in way over her head.
I'd better follow her.
Has anybody seen Michelangelo?
I think he's still upset about those cookies.
What was that?
It came from the lab.
It's the anti-mutagen.
It exploded.
It's unstable.
It's a good thing none of us tried that stuff.
But I fear one of you has.
See this note Michelangelo left.
Dear dudes, if these cookies aren't bogus,
by the time you scope this note,
I'll be human.
Cowabunga.
Let's go find him.
Wait, my impetuous disciples.
Finding him will not help
if you do not have an antidote to the formula.
I'm working on it right now.
Phew, this was a whole lot easier when I was a turtle.
What luck!
April's window's open.
I'll be back in a flash with a stash.
Yo, dudette.
Whoa!
Hey, chill out.
I'm a friend.
Oh yeah?
Prove it.
I'm the dude who tossed Jersey Red in that dumpster.
So that's how I did that.
And you told me to duck too.
But anyway, what are you doing in my apartment?
I came to warn you.
That gang is mando rude.
Uh, really dangerous.
Thanks for the warning.
But I'm a reporter on a hot story.
Sure hope this junk jewelry of mine fools those goons.
What do you think?
Uh-oh.
Uh, gotta run.
What are you doing?
Michelangelo, it's you.
I guess I better give you the straight scoop.
Where do we start?
There are 12 million people in this city.
Look, that's him.
Right.
It's Michelangelo as a human teenager.
Michelangelo.
Whoa, you like turtles.
You sure gave us a scare.
I gave you a scare.
Hey, hold still while I spray you with the sanded dope.
Hey, cool with that stuff.
Donatello, how long is this formula supposed to take?
It's instantaneous.
Uh, correct me if I'm wrong,
but doesn't instantaneous mean right away?
Oh, wow.
This is excellent.
My pimples are history.
Hey, thanks, guys.
That wasn't Michelangelo.
We're losing valuable time.
The anti-mutagen in Michelangelo's system
could already be unstable.
Which means?
Michelangelo is a walking monster.
Michelangelo is a walking time bomb.
Most rubbers soon turn into grotty, unmanageable monsters.
Grot, grot.
But now, Papermate has turned this into this into this.
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Papermate Eraser is refillable, stays clean,
ready to go everywhere.
It's got jaws.
Oh, no.
Papermate Eraser, the better way to rub out.
Remember Matchbox Connectables,
the toy you can break without getting into trouble?
Yes.
Well, now there's lots of exciting new ones.
Cool.
There are micro-connectables, tiny but tough.
Excellent.
There are convoy connectables, made for trucking.
Right.
And there's the amazing motorised connectables.
No batteries, just built-in speed.
Unreal.
And all these different connectables
connect with each other.
Connect, connect, connect, connect, connectables
Connect, connect, connect, connectables
Connect, connect, connect, connectables
Make the connection with a Connectable Collection.
Matchbox Connectables.
Walt Disney Pictures presents a very special motion picture event.
It's Disney's 28th full-length animated motion picture.
I would miss it.
Winner of two Academy Awards,
The Little Mermaid.
Walk like an Egyptian
And it's an omen
Just another man, it's Monday
14 of their best,
the Bangles' greatest hits.
Dad's going skydiving.
Him?
He wants to beat his fear of heights.
It doesn't open.
It'll fall all the way down.
So Daddy's got to hold his hand.
How come you get to look like that,
and I get to look like the saggy, baggy elephant?
Then it's a night of culture on Full House.
Hiya, cheeses.
Cheese what?
Cheese head.
Jesse's off to impress the intellectuals.
Get him, Jesse, get him.
I mean, how incredibly barbaric.
Hey Dad and Full House.
Wednesday on 7.
But April, this is too dangerous.
This mutagen is so unstable,
I don't know when I'm going to lose my turtle powers.
That's okay, Michelangelo.
I don't need anyone's help.
Uh-oh, the gang's all here.
I better stay out of sight.
Okay, you got the merchandise?
Right here.
It was a piece of cake.
Nice loot.
All right, babe, you're in the gang.
What's that?
A runaway subway car?
Yo, lug nut, high five, jersey red.
Uh-oh, it's Rocksteady and Bebop.
What do you freaks want?
Don't you recognize us?
Oh, we're your old buddies, Bebop and Rocksteady.
You can't fool us.
You guys are better looking than they were.
Maybe this will convince you.
Nice, I'm convinced.
Nobody else but Bebop and Rocksteady would be so dumb.
So how come you got turned into animals?
We'll tell you later.
Meanwhile, we got a job for your gang.
This ray will make any traces of the anti-mutagen glow green.
Maybe we can pick up Michelangelo's trail.
I just hope we find him soon.
Remember what that stuff did to that garbage can?
Bingo, I've located him.
His tracks lead into the park.
Let's go, turtles.
All right, wait here till I check it out.
All clear, come on up.
Now what, Bebop?
Now what, Rocksteady?
Now what?
Oh, I forgot, Bebop ain't here.
Maybe we get the electronic stuff.
I've got to find a radio to warn the authorities.
There's one.
Hello, hello?
Is anyone out there?
Oh, boy, look at all these levers and buttons and stuff.
I wonder how this works.
Keep it coming.
Steady, steady.
Wait a minute.
Drop me, drop me.
No, no, no, no, no, don't drop me, don't drop me.
Come in, anyone.
Anyone but you, that is.
Wait, don't I know you?
I don't think so.
Gotta go.
It's that reporter, Dame April O'Neil.
Grab her.
Come on, April, here I come.
Oh, you might be Tarzan, but I'm not Jane.
Michelangelo, you're a turtle again.
Let's hope it lasts this time.
Oopsy daisy, hornhead.
Oh, Mondo bummer, I'm changing again.
I just wish my body would make up its mind.
Well, look what we got, a human turtle.
Looks like somebody's been nibbling Mother Shweta's cookies.
Let me go, dude, and I promise not to hurt you.
Big talk for a guy that just lost his turtle powers.
All of the way, Beaver.
UX turtles are gonna be extinct.
Banzai!
Don't count on it, bolder brain.
Turtles fight with honor.
Way to go, turtles.
Put me down, you muscle-bound mutant.
Oh, happy to oblige when we get a little bit higher.
Hang on, April, here I come.
I don't know where you came from,
but you're gonna wish you never left.
I bet you say that to all the turtles.
Don't you fellas know I never work without a net?
I think you'll agree, this is real slick.
Maybe a bath will help you clean up your act.
You're gonna get it, pal.
Uh-uh, you are.
This don't look good.
I'm getting out of here.
Give up, turtles, or I drop your snoopy friend.
Don't listen to him, guys.
He's bluffing.
I reckon I'll just last you a little heifer.
Yee-hoo!
I need some total turtle power.
Oh, get real, you're just a puny human now.
So am I, but that doesn't stop me.
No!
What do you know? A flying rhino.
One down, one to go.
Can't those guys ever just leave through the door.
Hold still while I spray you with the antidote.
Pentaculosa, I'm changing back.
Only this time it's permanent.
All right, I'm yours truly again.
Hey, my pledge. How you doing, buddy?
Turtle or human, I still think you're the greatest.
Careful, April. You might turn him human again.
No way, dude. I'm packing shell.
Being human is totally broken.
Not a bad story, April. Not a bad story at all.
This part about the gang robbing a ship, that's good, good, good, good stuff.
Thanks, Chief.
But who'd believe this bunk about teenage turtles mopping up the deck with human gangsters.
Next time, just stick to the facts.
Right, Chief.
I can hardly wait for this tubular pizza, dude.
I know you'll like it.
Right, we made it in honor of your return to Turtle Hood.
And also as a memento of your adventures as a human.
A chocolate chip pizza.
Chocolate chip pizza.
I think it'll be a while before Michelangelo gets back his taste for those things.
Should we save him a slice?
No.
Another piece, please.
Stand by for the exciting all-new adventures of Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers.
This week on Saturday Disney, 7 o'clock Saturday morning on 7.
Ah, on Safari.
This is going to be the most exciting Lego adventure ever.
Get your boots about you.
The jungle is full of surprises.
The open plains.
Home to the big cats.
And the great herds.
What a sight.
Come on, Safari, at the new Lego World Show.
Now on at TOPS in the Meyer Center.
Admission is free.
Cocoa Pops, gimme, gimme.
Part of this complete breakfast.
Gimme, gimme, Cocoa Pops.
Ah, real milk.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell and they're green.
Hey, get a grip.
When the evil Tredor attacks,
these turtle boys don't cut them no slack.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads the Telo Duck Machine.
That's some fat jack.
Raphael is cool but rude.
Gimme a break.
Michelangelo is a party doodle.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Heroes in a half shell.
Turtle power.
Let's see.
In 1909, Jupiter was here.
So that means this year it'll be...
Donatello, emergency.
What is it?
Shredder?
Close.
Shredded mozzarella.
Like in We're All Out of It?
Yeah, and we've got a major case of the Midnight Munchies.
So we pick you to go to the store and get some.
There's a rare planetary alignment coming up this week.
Hey, planetary alignments come and go,
but pizza is forever.
All right, I'll go to the all-night market
and pick some up.
But you gotta come with, Raphael.
Hold it a sec.
What's up?
I had the weirdest feeling somebody was following us.
Sure, like the Turtle Curfew Man.
Let's take a shortcut through this alley.
Look what we got here.
Little green sailors.
Give us your money or you'll be sailing up the creek
without a paddle.
Good line, pal.
Who writes your dialogue?
What the...
A couple of turtles.
Turkeys is more like it.
Stop!
I am Zack, Master Ninja Turtle,
the scourge of evildoers.
We've got a whole herd of turtles.
I'll show you.
Wise guy, huh?
Good move, klutz.
Let's get out of here.
These really are the turtles.
I know all about you guys.
You're Donatello and you're Raphael.
I want to help you guys fight crime.
I got my own junior crime fighter kit
and my own turtle disguise.
You're no crime fighter.
You're a menace.
And you call this a turtle disguise?
Why don't you go home, fella,
before you hurt yourself?
I was only trying to help.
We were a little hard on the guy.
I think we hurt his feelings.
We've got more important things to worry about,
like what happened to my turtle comp.
I'll show him.
I can be a Ninja Turtle, too.
Will you get on with it, Krang?
All in good time, my dear sweater.
First, a little astronomy lesson.
This is our solar system.
Here are the Earth and the Moon
orbiting the Sun.
Tomorrow, Mars here will be
in perfect alignment with them.
Thusly.
What does all this have to do
with the capcidium crystals?
Very simple, even for you.
When the planetary conjunction occurs,
you will place the crystals
beneath the telescope at the planetarium.
When the light strikes the crystals,
it will provide enough power
to raise the Tactic Drone
to the surface of the Earth.
You have less than 24 hours
to get the crystals and seize the planetarium.
Ciao.
One day, Krang,
you'll order me around once too often.
Then I'll leave
and you'll find yourself
without your good right hand.
Where have you been, little brother?
I see you're still wearing
that dumb costume
out looking for turtles again.
Yeah, only this time I found them.
Oh yeah, where?
Down at the pet shop?
Well, I did meet them.
The ninja turtles are real
and I'll prove it.
Oh, you do that
and I'll eat that stupid costume.
I will prove it, you'll see.
I wonder what this thing is.
If I get it back to the turtles,
maybe they'll let me join them.
Then I'll be a ninja turtle too.
Wow, Erma, listen to this.
There's been a break-in
reported at the Marconi Laboratories.
Witnesses reported
that there's been a warthog
and a rhinoceros.
Well, they must have had
a garage sale at the zoo.
That could only be Rocksteady and Bebop.
April to turtles,
come in, please.
Come in, turtles.
Donatello here.
What is it, April?
Wow, it's a transmitter.
We just got a report
of a break-in at the Marconi Labs.
It sounds like shredder's involved.
Thanks, April.
We're on our way.
Right, we're on our way.
I gotta fix this thing.
I'm getting an echo.
Gee, boss,
they got a lot of neat stuff in here.
Yeah.
Quickly, open that safe
and get those crystals.
Sure, boss.
Not that way, you slug.
The capsidium crystals are very fragile.
You gotta be more gentle.
Allow me.
Got him, boss.
Don't you know it's not nice
to take things that don't belong to you?
The turtles.
I'm gonna fry me some turtle hash.
You will not stop me,
you meddlesome reptiles.
Get serious, dude.
They don't call this the shredder show.
What?
Here I come.
I'll help you.
Turtle pie.
I don't know who you are,
but thanks for interfering.
That should keep you turtles busy.
Toss through these weeds.
It's that big turtle.
He's in big trouble.
Angelum is gonna crush him.
Shake well on our pets.
I've got a little secret to tell.
Lady, my little child.
Try not to look around
for a little girl.
No, no.
Try not to look around
for a little girl.
Good evening.
I'm Jennifer Cutie.
Tonight some startling news.
It appears that the blue smudges have been stolen
in what police describe as a rotten thing to do.
Yes, Jennifer, as you can see,
it is frantic here at police headquarters.
Such a smart.
Today you'll lose pictures of the three known suspects.
Yes, Brian Penelope Pinch, Nick Le Bleu and Boris Borovitch.
Who actually done it is not yet known,
but we are sure it is one of these people.
They've all been described as mean and nasty.
So lock up your smudges, Jen, especially the blue ones.
Well, who done it?
We'll be back with more shortly.
There's been a dramatic breakthrough in the search
for the blue smarties.
Brian?
Yes, Jenny.
Police believe that the blue smarties are at Dreamworld.
So we're sending six lucky kids there
with a friend and an adult to help find them.
Such a smart is at police headquarters.
If you're 14 or under, just tell us by October 26
which one of these rotten scoundrels stole all the blue smarties.
As a reward, we'll also be giving away
1,000 fabulous smarties watches.
So just send in two of these, two of these
or one of these packs.
Jen.
Who do you think done it?
Micro Machine Man here to shed some light
on a new range of micro machines.
These are the new Microlite Micro Machines.
Each micro light has working electric headlights
and tail lights.
All they need is a push.
What a bright idea.
And there are 12 different sets to collect.
The new Micro Machine Micro Lights.
And remember, if it doesn't say micro machines,
it's not the real thing.
Get yourself a Mini Pro basketball from Pizza Hut.
They're $4.95 with any Pizza Hut pizza.
But hurry, at that price it'll be on for young and old.
Pizza Hut making it great.
Is Emma's boyfriend falling into her enemy's arms?
Oh well, you know what they say about all work and no play.
Will Jane give up a job she loves for the man she loves?
Well, being a wife and a mother is a full-time job, isn't it?
When can we expect a big announcement?
Yes, I think we'll be flat-hunting any day now.
Home and Away, 6.30 tonight.
Byrne is gonna love this footage.
I'll save the nutcase.
You stop them.
Ready or not, here I come.
Grab onto my shelf and hang on.
Thanks, Raphael.
I...
Later, fella.
Come on out and fight your weasel.
How about if I send a friend?
Come along, you clumsy ignoramuses.
This should prove electrifying, turtles.
Come on!
Whoa!
What a great story!
Low-pitched lady.
Give that back!
No!
You won't be so gutsy tomorrow night when we raise the tec...
Quiet, you two!
Farewell, turtles.
After them!
Sure, as soon as you shut off that lightning.
I'll do it.
Excellent, April, just like Mother Nature.
They got away again.
Another turtle adventure concluded.
Time to leave.
Hold it right there, Mr. Mock Turtle.
I'm not gonna let you get away with this.
Hold it right there, Mr. Mock Turtle.
Hi, guys.
That's the second time you've gotten in our way.
I was just trying to help.
Hey, he's only a micro, dude.
I'm almost 14 and my name is Zack.
You really messed things up back there, Zack.
I didn't mean to.
I think you guys are the greatest.
I want to be a Ninja Turtle fighter just like you.
Get real, kid.
Nobody wants to be a mutant turtle.
Well, you wouldn't want to be me either.
Meanwhile, Shredder and his weirdos got away.
I got news for you.
So has our mystery turtle.
The kid's gone.
How'd he know we were here?
There's only one way, because he's got my turtle come.
There's something more important to worry about,
like why Rocksteady said they were raising the technodrome tomorrow.
There's something sticky on the floor of the van.
Michelangelo.
Boy, don't look at me.
I haven't eaten pizza in it for a whole month.
Now for my ultraviolet glasses.
Let's see if that special paint I put in their van works.
All right.
I expect some gratitude for accomplishing our mission, Crang.
You stupid mutants almost destroyed their crystals.
Then they told the turtles our plan, and you want gratitude?
Why is it whenever they do something wrong, they're my stupid mutants?
Don't mind that.
The turtles will soon figure out where phase two of our plan will take place,
and they will try to stop us.
And you, my dear, Stredder, must see that they fail.
I am sure that the theft of the capsidium crystals
has something to do with raising the technodrome.
Oh, for sure.
But what?
That's it.
The crystals can turn the right kind of light into incredible energy.
Of course, tomorrow's the tenth.
Don't tell me it's Crang's birthday and the crystals are a present.
No, tomorrow's the conjunction of the Earth, Moon, and Mars.
It makes a light that could provide the energy Crang needs to raise the technodrome.
What was that?
Someone outside the lair.
You again?
Zack, how'd you find us?
I tracked you with my junior detective kit.
Welcome, my son.
I am Splinter.
It's a pleasure to meet one who can point out how careless my students have become.
Wow.
Are you a real live ninja master?
You should feel humbled that one so young
has done what many older and wiser could not.
Found our lair.
Um, I sort of got something that belongs to you.
My turtle tom.
I wanted to show you guys a neat trick with it.
I hook up the mic from my junior detective kit and watch what happens.
Isn't that neat?
Yes, neat.
Great.
Turn it off.
Zack, would you like to have a tour of the place?
Would I?
Here, scarf this.
It's hot fudge and anchovy pizza.
If I eat this, do I become a turtle?
No, but you'll definitely turn green.
That's awesome.
What's this experiment?
I'm trying to find a container that Michelangelo's pizza sauce won't dissolve.
Thanks for everything, turtles.
I'll never forget this.
You must promise never to endanger yourself again by trying to help us.
I promise, Master Splinter.
What movie do we get to watch?
I hope it's a cartoon.
This is the part where that rat interrupted things.
It appears he thinks he's a turtle.
I might just use that fact.
Hello, police department.
I found a lost bicycle.
I'd like to return to its owner.
The license is 70131.
Why, thank you, officer.
Go to this address and seize the boy.
It's those bad guys from the lab.
I better hide.
The kid ain't here.
Maybe he's hiding in the closet.
Nothing in there but a bunch of stupid toys.
It don't matter.
Once we get them crystals set up at the planetarium,
no turtles are gonna stop us.
And when they do come, we'll be waiting.
They're setting a trap for the turtles.
I gotta warn them.
I promised Splinter I wouldn't get mixed up in this.
But they're my friends.
And us turtles have to stick together.
At last, a carpet cleaner commercial worth watching.
This is Carpet.
And it removes all the stains you know
and the ones you don't
while you watch.
Because when massaged into carpet stains,
carpet releases active powder particles
that lift and absorb the tupper stains
and are spreading, bleaching, leaving a watermark
or shrinking your carpet.
And that's worth watching.
Carpet.
Watch it work.
Flippers.
The only cars with flip-over action
that turns police cars into sports cars,
convertibles into coupes,
U-sides to races and many more.
All with electro gloss paint and oversized super speed wheels.
Hot Wheels Flippers,
the revolutionary dual performance machines from Mattel.
She's here.
You gonna do it?
Yeah.
It makes my life worthwhile.
To know, know, know you
is to love, love, love you
and I do, and I do, and I do
and I do, and I do, and I do
and I do.
Triple-chains make love
Really? I should have looked.
I could have looked.
The heart-shaped theory of red or blue
Triple-chains make love
Triple-chains, Little Miss Makeup from Mattel.
Don't miss the movie premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
at the new Indra Pilly 8 Cinema Center, August 8 at 8pm.
Tickets $5 from Balloon's Beautiful Westfield Indra Pilly
and Birch Carroll and Coyle Adelaide Street.
I love being a turtle.
Sunday night, Herbie's back in another wheel spinning adventure.
Car general eyes!
By land, by sea and by air.
The chase is on in The Love Bug 2,
a two-part Disney special Sunday on 7.
He teaches you a lesson, Shredder.
Never send a mutant to do a human's job.
The boy is unnecessary.
We can complete the plan without him.
Just a minute, sir.
I'm sending foot soldiers to accompany you.
The captain at Rome will rise.
Once it does, I shall rule Earth with an iron fist.
Any luck figuring out what Shredder's up to, Donatello?
Not yet.
Oh, bummer news, buds.
I just got off the horn with April.
No sign of Shredder anywhere.
Planetary conjunction will occur within the hour.
Okay, here's the scoop.
Now, Shredder's gotta be somewhere that he can focus
a lot of that planetary light on the crystals,
preferably near a big open space for the technodrome to surface.
The planetarium across from the park.
Exactamundo!
Let's get there, turtles.
Oh, be careful with those capcidium crystals.
They're delicate.
Ah, the foot soldiers.
Good.
You brought the equipment.
Now, inside.
Oh, Donatello's so smart.
I just know he'll figure out that Shredder's gonna be here
at the planetarium.
I'll just wait for the turtles to get here
so I can warn them.
That's what you think.
Hey, let me go.
Look who I found snooping around.
You'll never beat the turtles.
I don't have to now.
When they see I have you, they'll surrender.
It looks awfully quiet.
Famous last words.
Look out, laser!
Rafael, you and Donatello stay here
and keep the foot soldiers busy.
Michelangelo and I will take care of Shredder.
Let's go, Donatello.
Now it's our turn.
The capcidium crystals are in place.
It's almost time.
It's later than you think, Shredder.
The turtles.
Bingo, bud.
Drop your weapons.
Zack, micro dude.
Don't do it, guys.
I'm afraid he's got us.
Tie them up.
We'll deal with them later.
The conjunction of the planets is just moments away.
Never fear crying.
Everything is under control.
It had better be.
This is getting us nowhere fast.
I've got an idea.
Let's make a run for the module.
Let's see.
Ah, this must be it.
Here they come.
Perfect timing.
It's ready.
Now run for it.
Now let's help Michelangelo and Leonardo
mop up those creeps.
Hey, thanks for all your help, dude.
Think nothing of it.
Guys, I'm sorry I broke my promise.
This is kind of my fault.
It's worth taking him now
whence the hour of my triumph.
The world is ours.
Come on.
You're the Ninja Turtles.
Nobody can defeat you guys.
Those capsidium crystals are sensitive to sound.
If only we could...
I've got an idea, Donatello.
Give me your turtle comb.
Who are you going to call?
Mutant busters?
Here.
Thanks.
Now if I can just reach the knob.
Got it.
No!
What is that infernal noise?
Oh, no!
The noise shattered the crystals.
What's going on?
Never fear, Crang.
Everything's under control, he says.
A piece of that crystal landed next to my foot.
If I can get my foot under it...
There.
Try to catch the crystal when I flip it.
Maybe we can use it to cut the ropes.
Got it.
When do I win?
Only our freedom.
Crang's going to be awful, Steve.
We'll deal with Crang later.
First to dispose of the turtles.
Like, how about we dispose of you instead?
I think not.
Smoke grenade!
They're getting away!
After them!
The module, it's gone!
You haven't seen the last of me, turtles!
Don't just stand there like a frozen stair!
Pick me up!
You'd like to do what?
Start a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan club!
I know lots of kids who'd join!
Excellent idea, Microdude!
We could make guest appearances at pizzeria openings!
Don't forget guided tours of the lair via sewer raft.
You're the only fan we need.
And we want to show our appreciation for your help.
My very own turtle comp!
Wow!
We have decided to make you an honorary turtle, Zack.
You will always be welcome in our lair.
Ah, this is a dream. I hope I never wake up.
Out looking for turtles again, little brother?
Yes, and I found them!
Oh yeah, sure you did!
No really! Who do you think brought me home?
Huh?
So long, Zack!
Thanks for your help!
Hey, drop in anytime, Microdude!
You make a great turtle, even if you're not green!
Wanna eat this with ketchup or mayonnaise?
Dad's practicing his golf.
Missed again!
And Danny's found a girlfriend.
Alright, Dad!
That's 8-Eye them Full House Wednesday!
Whoa!
Whoa!
What happened?
There! That should do it!
Okay, I've got the climate circuit set.
Let's try it!
Taylor and Donatello must have fixed the computer!
But Don Turtelli and Boldini are getting away!
Not if I can help it!
Get out of the way, kid!
Joel, return to your rightful place!
Hey, that's a magic!
No way!
Michelangelo the Magnificent will stop you with these magical ropes of steel!
My magic!
Get out of here!
Magical ropes of steel?
Oh, maybe I put on the wrong hat.
But this is the right rope!
Let him go!
I wanna call my lawyer!
Hey, guys!
We got the museum doors open!
So we better leave and avoid the crowds.
What in the devil's going on?
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just caught your jewel thieves, Sergeant!
Oh, Flaherty!
Are you down there?
Come on, Turtles!
Time for us to go!
Cover for us, April.
Don't I always?
Oh, Flaherty!
And I couldn't have captured these crooks without the help of
the Teenage Mutant Ninja Leprechauns!
All right, that's us, me boys!
Oh!
Next is...
She's just been told she'll never have a baby.
And the one person she expected support from lets her down.
It doesn't want to be anything to do with me.
We'll have a little bit of a poetry practice tonight.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Heroes in a half shell!
Turtle power!
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team!
We're really hip!
They're heroes in the half shell!
And they're green!
Hey, get a grip!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Winner taught them to be ninja teams!
He's a radical rat!
Leonardo leads theatello-dots machines!
That's the fact, yes!
Raphael is cool, but rude!
Give me a break!
Michelangelo is a party doodle team!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Heroes in a half shell!
Turtle power!
I have the distinct feeling Shredder and Crang won't be bothering us anymore.
Better yet, that's the last we'll see of the Technidrome.
Yeah, it's ciao for now for those bogus buds.
What was that?
The Technidrome?
Put the pedal to the metal, dude-head!
You don't have to ask me twice!
Those wretched reptiles!
I'll finish them this time!
You may take the credit, but it'll be my Technidrome that does it for you!
Let's not quibble about details, Crang.
The important thing is the Turtles will be no more.
Prepare missile launchers!
Oh no!
Shredder's bringing out the Gonzo guns!
Head for the hills!
I'll reduce them to atoms!
Drake-blazing electric destruction, Turtles!
Enough! You've had your fun!
Besides, you're mixing your metaphors.
Crang, you're such a wet blanket.
Can I have a shot at them, Borgs?
It ain't nice to kick them when they're down.
Uh-huh, that's the best time!
You know, I get the distinct feeling Shredder is ticked off at us.
Really?
Nah.
We gotta find out what Crang and Shredder are up to.
This time we'll need all the help we can get.
We'll have to go back and get Master Splinter.
Then you better help me dig out the news van.
It's a long walk back to the city.
Hey, what's going on here? I got a gift to my child!
You wanna explain it to that thing?
Wow! Oh boy, is that gonna raise our highway taxes!
Master Splinter, we need your help! The Techno!
I know. The Technodrome has surfaced and is rolling over anything in its path.
Wow! How did you know that, Master?
Did it come to you in a vision?
Did you have a mystical revelation while meditating?
No. I saw it on the 5 o'clock news.
The entire nation is in a panic as the huge battle machine known as the Technodrome rolls over everything in its path.
Oh, it's Vernon! Wait till I get my hands on him, stealing my story!
Boy, I hate to say it, but this time he really might conquer the world.
Vernon? No way! He just wants to be an Anchorman!
I was talking about Krang.
The time has come for the final confrontation with our ancient enemy.
But Master, how are we gonna do it?
We'll never stop Shredder as long as he's inside the Technodrome.
That thing is humongous!
You forget the way of the Foot Clan, my son.
The size of your opponent does not matter.
His own evil will be his undoing.
That makes sense.
Now, let us finish this fight once and for all.
I don't understand. Why are we heading west?
There's nothing out here. I want to do some damage! I want to destroy something!
Me too, boss. I want to destroy something.
Ow, ow!
You nearly destroyed my foot, you hulking hornhead!
Stop that blasted squabbling!
My plan is to have this entire planet under our control by nightfall.
But it'll require massive amounts of power, and I know just where to get it.
I don't get it. They're headed west.
Why do you suppose that is?
Maybe the dudes want to buy a dude ranch.
Look! There it is!
It's heading for Mount Rushmore.
So that's their plan, huh?
They want to put Krang's face up there and scare the country into submission.
We'll have to get ahead of it.
Look! They aren't going to Mount Rushmore.
They're after that!
What is it?
It's the Rushmore power antenna.
It can draw electricity from anywhere on Earth without the use of wires.
What do Krang and Shredder want with that much power?
The quarter says it's not the Roast Marshmallows.
No, no! Turn back! It's heading this way!
But we've got to get in there!
Are you crazy? It'll crush this place flat!
What? Four giant turtles and one giant rat driving an RV?
I guess I'm the one who's crazy.
That way! To the power turbines!
So, like, what do we do now?
I have a plan.
Oh, yeah? Well, you've got about ten... nine seconds to pull it off.
Whoa! It's turning into a daddy longlegs drone!
Here it comes!
Dudes, I think it's time we make turtle tracks!
Good idea, but where?
Well, I hear the Caribbean is pretty nice this time of year.
What a way to go!
Wow!
We're in Sababi!
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Tonight's some startling news.
It appears that the blue Smarties have been stolen
in what police describe as a rotten thing to do.
Yes, Jennifer, as you can see it is frantic here at police headquarters.
Such a smart.
Today you'll list pictures of the three known suspects.
Yes, Brian Penelope Pinch, Nick Le Bleu and Boris Borovitch.
Who actually done it is not yet known, but we are sure it is one of these people.
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So lock up your Smarties, Jen, especially the blue ones.
Well, who done it? We'll be back with more shortly.
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Look out!
They're stealing the power antenna!
That's what they think. Come on!
Oh, I get it. You put on that silly looking suit and embarrassed them away.
Wrong.
I'm going to plug this cable into the main generator
and give Shredder and Crang the biggest hot foot in history.
Now! Plugging those power cables!
Hurry, you clutters!
Don't you know excellent cannot be rushed?
Main power output.
Just what we need.
Stand clear, everyone.
I'm going to zap the technodrome circuits from here to Helsinki.
Now, to draw in all the energy of this entire wretched planet.
Little David is about to bring down Goliath.
Huh?
The current shut off.
Boy, what a waste of a heroic line.
What happened?
We're too late.
They're already drawing in power with the energy antenna.
With that antenna, they'll suck the Earth completely dry of all energy.
It is vital that we stop them, whatever it takes.
Quickly, this way, my stokes.
We must shut down that power antenna.
I don't believe it.
Those wretched shellbacks, they're still alive.
And Splinter is with them.
I'll destroy him with my bare hands and crush those turtles into pulp.
I've waited a long time for this.
No, Shredder.
I need you with me to guide the technodrome.
But I want to destroy the turtles.
Not now.
We still have a world to conquer.
I'll dispense with them from here.
Oh, if I don't get to smash something, I'll go crazy.
Keep climbing, turtles.
We're almost there.
Now I know how King Kong must have felt.
Look out, an eyeball missile.
They wouldn't dare fire at us.
It'd blow half the hull off.
You're right.
They're going to blast Mount Rushmore.
Why those unpatriotic cheese balls?
We've got to stop them.
Quick, get the missile off the launcher.
Ali, whoops.
Our weight should throw it off course.
It's working.
No, I'm fucked up.
Do those guys remind you of someone?
We did it.
We saved the monument.
Now we better save ourselves.
Jump for it.
I don't believe it.
We made it.
As the monstrous machine approaches the city,
a mysterious force is drawing all electrical energy
from the city's power sources.
Thousands are fleeing the city.
April, where in blazes have you been?
I've been getting your story.
Among the missing is our own second string reporter,
April O'Neil.
Second string reporter?
Who is probably cowering in some air raid shelter.
This is April O'Neil.
This humongous sphere is the one
that's stealing our electrical energy.
Oh, nuts.
The technodrome's headed back toward the city.
We've got to stop it.
You know, dudes, I have this funny feeling
that we're missing something.
What, did you lose your keys while we were riding that missile?
Oh, no, they're right here.
Yeah, I think all this stress is really getting to you.
I agree. It feels like something is missing.
Hey, we've got our weapons, our gear.
What could be missing?
Yeah, remember what Splinter said?
Splinter!
He's still with the technodrome.
Michelangelo, burn rubber!
I must find a way to shut down that power antenna.
I only hope the turtles are all right.
There it is!
It's headed for the World Trade Building.
Now to put all this energy to a bad use.
Prepare to open the dimensional portal.
Look!
Holy guacamole!
Cray's using the city's tallest skyscraper
as a giant energy transmitter.
He's created a supersized dimensional portal.
That looks like Dimension X.
Then we're headed right for the portal.
The Earth is on its way to Dimension X.
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This cooking...
and this part of a good breakfast.
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Going down, man's a brick.
It's awfully empty in there.
Is that a tie or a pizza?
Only Kellogg's rice balls have snapped crackles.
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Hey, dude, have you heard the news?
The turtles are coming to town.
Time Zone is the place you'll find the game.
It's the hottest thing around.
At Time Zone.
It's the turtle's game.
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Never the same.
At Time Zone.
It's a radical burst.
So come on down and see us soon.
Michelangelo's here.
Donatello too.
Leonardo's waiting.
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Ah, on safari.
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The Earth is headed for that dimensional portal.
The whole planet's on a one-way trip to Dimension X.
We've got to stop this.
Either that or look for a book titled Dimension X on a dollar a day.
Fire!
Safe firing.
They've got some kind of protective force field.
Our shells just bounce off it.
Gentlemen, I'm afraid the Earth is doomed.
Donatello, I hope you have some incredibly brilliant last minute plan to save the universe.
Why is it always me?
You're the brainiac of this outfit.
Wait a minute.
Come to think of it, that thing does give me an idea.
I know how to get rid of that thing.
I know how to get rid of that thing.
I know how to get rid of that thing.
I know how to get rid of that thing.
I know how to get rid of that thing.
I know how to get rid of the technodrome once and for all.
Michelangelo, you and Leonardo get in the technodrome and rescue Master Splinter.
Rafael, you and I are going to buy some army surplus.
I hope they take amphibian express.
We'll have to get under the technodrome to get past the force field.
Hey, dude, no problemo.
So Splinter, you came to shut down the portal, huh?
Well, you're too late.
The portal will remain open until we pass through it.
Today will see my ultimate triumph.
The Earth will be conquered and you will perish by my own hand.
Are you sure we're under the technodrome?
Sure I'm sure. Come on!
But how are we going to find a way inside?
Hmm. That hatch marked entrance might be a good place to start.
General, we need your help.
Who in blazes are you?
Don't you watch TV?
We can stop this menace, but we need one of your weapons.
Whose weapons are for army use only? Besides, your... turtles!
Evacuate the area, and I mean now!
Alright, hey, hey, don't get your medals in a bunch!
Rafael, we're going to have to borrow that missile launcher.
You said we'd need army surplus. That's brand new!
Well, it'll be surplus when we're through with it.
Whoa, I'm getting calluses from opening all these doors.
We've got to keep searching!
Bebop! Rocksteady!
It's paintback time!
Yeah! We're getting even for all them times you creamed us!
Right! I remember the time in that paint factory we got you dudes good!
Oh yeah! What'd you do?
We did this!
Who's that?
Hey, I remember that!
Yeah, and my personal favorite time with you guys was at that amusement park when I did this!
Oh yeah! It's all coming back to me!
Boy, thanks for the memory.
So our compadre's got a split!
I think on our stroll down memory lane, we stepped in a pothole.
I have enjoyed toying with you, you wretched rodent.
But now it's time to finish you!
It is you who are finished, Shredder.
What? My sword!
Move it, Raphael!
Those turtles are stealing the launcher!
Stop them!
Take the cannon! I'll drive! We're gonna need an exit!
One exit coming up!
Oh, plastic! We lost them!
Should we go after them, General?
No. I refuse to report that my men are chasing two turtles through a sewer.
General Krag, is your fleet ready?
We are ready, Lord Krang.
An entire armada of starfighters is ready to attack Earth the moment it comes through the portal.
This game has gone on long enough.
Now, rodent, meet your doom.
As the new ruler of Earth, this will be my first royal extermination.
How about a royal flush, tin cream?
Must be a good idea.
You must hurry, Master Splinter!
We cannot leave this place too soon for me.
Oh, those accursed turtles!
I'll make them pay for this, along with the bill for my dry cleaning.
I just hope Donatello's had time to work up his plan.
Remember what I said, my students.
Shredder's own evil has already doomed him to fail.
Give me those controls!
Why, but aren't we getting pushy?
The turtles and Splinter are getting away! I must destroy them!
Don't waste your time!
In five more minutes, this planet will be entering Dimension X!
My space fleet can blast this entire city to atoms!
I must destroy them! They must pay for humiliating me!
Shredder, you're packing an attitude.
We must hurry!
Shredder has spotted us! Run!
I'm boogin', bud!
Whoa, hold it, Donatello!
We can't blast those water pipes, we'll be swept out into the river!
Are we under the technodrome?
No, but we're close!
Hey, guys, any chance you could get the technodrome to follow you to Times Square?
I'd say there's a fairly good chance.
Okay, Raphael, prepare the bird for flight!
Roger will, Cope. I love that military lingo.
Whatever happens, my students, do not move until I say so.
Farewell, accursed enemy!
Remember, stand your ground!
Now!
Now!
Now!
What's happening?
We're being carried off by a missile!
Shredder, what have you done?
Run!
It's coming through!
Open fire!
Stop this, the wind's too fast!
Hold on, fire!
No technodrome, no portal, no nothing!
And worst of all, we're stuck here in dimension X!
Could be worse, we might have wound up in dimension Z!
Come here.
Okay!
Well, this time I really think we've seen the last of old Shredhead.
You were right, Master. His evil really was his own undoing.
And your virtue enabled you to defeat him.
That's right, and we mustn't be any less vigilant just because he's gone.
You said it, we ninjas are always on the job.
Of course, see, the ninjas deserve a reward now and then.
Righteous notion, dude.
I think I'll have my reward smothered with pepperoni and hot fudge.
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Then the rumour took shape and science fiction became science fact.
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Kitcha Turtles, Teenage Kitcha Kitcha Turtles.
Heroes in a half shell, Turtle Power.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
We're really hip.
They're heroes in a half shell and they're green.
Hey, get a grip.
When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys don't cut them no slack.
Teenage Kitcha Kitcha Turtles. Teenage Kitcha Kitcha Turtles.
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads the Tello Duff Machines.
That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool but rude.
Give me a break.
Macalangelo is a party dude.
Got him.
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We're under attack.
It must be Shredder.
Come on out, Shredhead.
Chill out, dudes.
It's only me.
Happy birthday, Irma?
Oh yeah, I was decorating the place for the party.
Hey, that reminds me.
I forgot to invite someone.
Who's that?
Like Irma.
No, Macalangelo.
I haven't forgotten about Irma's party.
We'll both be there.
Okay, but about the menu.
What do you think about pizza puffs with pizza dip followed by little pizza pudding, huh?
Oh, I can't discuss it now, Macalangelo.
We're here at the planetarium.
A meteorite just crashed in the area.
Enough primping, April.
You're on live in 20 seconds.
That's my cue, fellas.
See you tonight.
Ciao.
Three, two, one, roll on.
Professor Von Ziflin, you claim the meteorite that landed last night is quite unusual.
Decidedly so, Miss O'Neil.
Its core is composed of an extremely rare isotope known as Exaboron.
But why is there only half a meteorite?
It's split in two on impact.
We're keeping the other half under top security in order to examine it further at my laboratory across town.
What is going on?
Hey, someone's swiping a meteorite.
Yeah, and that someone is our favorite creep, Shredder.
This calls for action.
Stop. Nothing will be gained by running around like a turtle with its head cut off.
We've got to get that fixed.
Here is the meteorite, Crang.
Well, it's about time.
Once I harness the energy of the Exaboron isotope, I'll have the world in the palm of my hands.
That is if I can't help.
Well, that turned out to be one fine mess, allowing some caped criminal to make off with a precious meteorite.
Don't worry, Vernon. I've arranged a second interview with Professor Von Ziflin.
And just where do you think you're sneaking off to?
The coffee shop. I need something to eat. This diet is killing me.
Irma, for once will you forget about food?
If only I could.
Irma, I need some help on this meteorite story. Dig up everything you can about isotopes.
I can't stand it any longer. I must have something to eat.
No, Irma, come back. You can't go off your diet.
Oh, no? Just watch me.
Now, to crystallize the Exaboron.
Just as I hoped. It worked.
Big deal. So you've crystallized it. Now what?
Whoever this Exaboron powered in launching rays aimed at will grow to six times his normal size.
Just what the world needs a six-foot tall brain.
Wrong, my dear Shredder. I plan to use the enlarging ray on you.
Me? Why are you being so generous? I thought you hated me.
I do. There's always the possibility it might malfunction. And who knows what might happen.
I'll take that chance, Crang. Just think, I'll be a veritable tower of power.
We'll do a dry run first, just to make sure all the bugs are out.
Now, don't move. This must be aimed precisely.
What? Whoa, what's going on?
What's happening to me?
Ow! Get me down from here and hurry!
Patience, Shredder, patience!
You vile vortex! Is this your idea of a joke?
Stop complaining. Except for a slight problem of headroom, it all went perfectly.
Now to test it above ground.
Just make sure we're in an open area.
Please, April, just one little cookie.
Forget it, Irma.
Oh, look, my favorite flavor of ice cream.
No way, Irma. You're sticking to your diet and that's that.
Irma, where are you?
I'll bet she's hiding in the alley.
Yoo-hoo, Irma, where are you?
She's here somewhere. I can hear her stomach rumbling.
Whoa, what's that? Uh-oh.
Shredder!
I'm here, Crang. Send up the Exorboron probe.
What's going on here?
Turtles, come in! Turtles, come in, please! Anyone!
What's wrong, April? Are you in trouble?
Oh, boy, am I ever.
Just hang in there, April.
Do I have a choice?
Turtle power!
What's the delay? Activate the enlarging ray.
Something is in that bearing with the transmission.
It's that meddlesome female reporter.
I'll handle her.
Hi, April. Why are you hanging around in the alley?
Irma, quick, get help!
I'm afraid it's too late.
That's what you think, pin-grin.
Dude, you're about to get shell-shocked!
Oh, hurry with that enlarging ray.
I'm moving it into position, pal.
What's happening?
Oh, no! That weird ray has hit Irma!
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Good evening, I'm Jennifer Keating.
Tonight's some startling news.
It appears that the blue Smarties have been stolen,
in what police describe as a rotten thing to do.
Yes, Jennifer, as you can see, it is frantic here at police headquarters.
It's such a smart. Today you'll least pictures of the three known suspects.
Yes, Brian Penelope Pinch, Nick Le Bleu and Boris Borovitch.
Who actually done it is not yet known, but we are sure it is one of these people.
They've all been described as mean and nasty.
So lock up your Smarties, Jen, especially the blue ones.
Well, who done it? We'll be back with more shortly.
There's been a dramatic breakthrough in the search for the blue Smarties.
Brian?
Yes, Jenny, police believe that the blue Smarties are at Dreamworld.
So we're sending six lucky kids there, with friends and an adult, to help find them.
Such a smart is at police headquarters.
If you're 14 or under, just tell us by October 26
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As a reward, we'll also be giving away 1,000 fabulous Smarties watches.
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Jen, who do you think done it?
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This time Emma might have gone too far.
I'm going to steal her precious boyfriend.
Jane is torn between love and duty.
You can't run this thing out, you know.
Grant wants a dedicated wife and mother, not a police woman.
And Deborah Lawrence stars as the new face of Pippa Fletcher in Home and Away, 6.30 tonight.
We've got to get her out of there.
It's no use. We can't get past the electrical barrier.
Irma, are you okay?
No, that thing melted my ice cream.
Shredder is getting away.
Sayonara, turtles. For now.
Oh, bummer. We lost him.
What now, fearless leader?
We follow him.
Hold it. What's that noise?
Get back. It's volcanic lava.
I wonder what that was all about.
You look a little strange, Irma. Are you sure you're okay?
I've never felt better. Or hungrier.
I'll be in my office.
Well, Irma, have you dug up those meteorite reports yet?
Oh, I was just about to do it, Vernon.
Good. I'll go with you.
I think it's in that cabinet.
Ow!
Oops. Sorry.
Clots. You and your big feet.
I'll have you know my feet are not big.
Oh, on second thought, they do look a little bigger.
I'll need that file box. Get the ladder, will you?
You won't need it. I think I can reach it with my... my arms.
Irma, you clots.
Oops. Sorry, Vernon. Something startled me.
Find those files and bring them to my desk.
Good heavens. What's happening to me?
What's in the test tube, Donatello?
Some crystals I found where we encountered Shredder.
Hmm. Just as I suspected. Crystallized exoboron.
What does it mean?
That Irma could be in big trouble. And I do mean big.
Ow! This can't be happening to me!
Irma, are you all right? Oh, no!
Come in, Turtles. I need you.
Did you say a ten-foot hole in the wall?
Yes. Something awful's happened to Irma.
She must have been kidnapped by a monster.
I hate to tell you this, April, but I'm afraid the monster just might be Irma.
As usual, you botched a perfect plan.
Me? You were the one who aimed the enlarging ray at the wrong person.
We need more exoboron to repair the apparatus.
Find the rest of that meteorite wherever it's hidden.
It won't be easy now that the Turtles are on to me.
The Turtles will have their flippers full,
trying to keep that woman from destroying the city.
I'll be back soon.
Oh, what a day.
First I chipped a nail, and now this.
Oops!
Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to do that.
Oh, wow, dudes. Check out Irma.
She's turned into a 30-foot-tall giant klutz.
There goes the neighborhood.
Sorry. It was an accident.
Oh, this is so embarrassing.
Get me out of here!
I've got to get back to Channel 6.
Oh, maybe Apec can help me.
Splendid. She frightened everyone out of the building.
We'll have no trouble breaking into Von Siflin's laboratory.
This exoboron sensor will lead us to the meteorite.
Rock steady. Use a blaster grenade.
Oh, we're sure ding, boss.
Something's wrong.
The signal is growing weaker.
Blast it! The exoboron isn't here.
It must be hidden someplace else.
But where?
This is a Channel 6 emergency report on the giant woman.
We advise all viewers to remain calm, stay off the streets.
Why? And another old dog back!
Look, there she is!
We'll help you, Irma. Just try not to move.
The turtles!
Oops! Oh, dear.
Leonardo, look out! We're headed right for those cables.
I can't stop!
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Walt Disney Pictures presents a very special motion picture event.
It's Disney's 28th full-length animated motion picture.
I wouldn't miss it!
Winner of two Academy Awards, the Little Mermaid.
It's the Milky Bar Kid.
The Milky Bar Kid is tough and strong. Milky Bar Kid just can't go wrong. Milky Bar Kid only eats what's right.
Milky Bar. It's sweet and white.
The Milky Bars were on me.
Nestle's Milky Bar.
Don't miss the movie premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the new Indra Pilly 8 Cinema Center, August 8 at 8 p.m.
Tickets $5 from Balloon's Beautiful Westfield Indra Pilly and Birch Cowl and Coil Adelaide Street.
I love being a turtle!
Sunday night, Herbie's back in another wheel spinning adventure.
Come on, get her alive!
By land, by sea and by air.
The chase is on in The Love Bug 2, a two-part Disney special Sunday on 7.
Leonardo, stop!
Or we'll be floor toasted turtles!
I can't! The brakes are out!
I sometimes wonder what you guys would do without me.
Oh, Mondo moved on its own.
It's all in the wrist.
I'll handle these.
But it's not over yet! We still have to fix that transmitter.
Will this help?
Is this a great way to travel or what?
Ta-da! There's the nasty culprit!
Hey, not to worry, dudes. This one's on me!
Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz.
Now, Irma, it's not that bad.
Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again.
Lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie.
No biggie?
Nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth.
Big mouth?
Hey, cut it out! I just had my shell turtle waxed.
And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!
No, Irma, don't!
Oops, I did it again.
Well, at least things can't get any worse.
They just did. Listen to this.
And the military has been called out to take charge of this emergency.
Their assignment to sedate and kill the turtles is to be the first to be killed.
They have to sedate and capture this dangerous, overgrown menace.
Did you hear that? The entire army is after Irma!
Well, hey, like, maybe if she just scrunches down, they won't notice her, huh?
We're gonna have to hide her out. And I know just the place.
This is really out in the boonies. I hope they gave me the right directions.
Oh, there's the airport. Where are the turtles?
Irma?
Some people look a lot taller when they're lying down.
I wish I'd brought more videotape. I'll run up before I get to her knees.
Red alert, gang! She's about to crank out a whole bunch of Zs!
Gang, she's about to crank out a whole bunch of Zs!
Sounds like the all clear.
Oh, that was a definite 6.5 on the ricotta scale.
Well, Donatello, making any progress?
I'm hoping the exeboron will reverse the effects of the enlarging ray.
But I'll need a larger sample.
No problem. Professor Von Ziflin told me that the other half of the meteorite is in the Planetarium vault.
Did you hear that, fellas? Let's make turtle tracks!
Schroeder, where are you?
Crang, this exeboron sensor of yours is a piece of junk.
We searched all over and came up empty-handed.
And also empty-pavage!
Don't you realize where those turtles are at this very instant?
They're headed for the Planetarium!
You there!
I sure hope this works.
Hold it right there, sir!
Who are you?
Military business.
Exactamundo! We've come for that meteorite!
Uh, dude?
It's needed for Operation Erma.
Oh, by all means, follow me.
Move it, Professor. We military people work on a strict time schedule.
Oh, yeah, I'm hurrying as fast as I can.
There you have it. It's the other half of the meteorite.
Come to Papa.
What's going on?
Hurry, you cretins! We don't have all night.
Are you ready, bebop? On the count of five.
Oh, never mind. I'll do it myself.
Surprise!
It's Shredder!
What is going on here?
Uh, army maneuvers, Professor.
Uh, top-secret stuff.
We're about to engage the enemy, and it could get messy.
I'd better leave. I'm a scientist, not a jungle fighter.
Let's do it, turtles!
What do you know?
Just like Friday night at the bow and alley.
Heads up, dudes!
Quickly, grab the meteorite.
You right, boys.
Cowabunga!
Yo, geeks, try this hula hoop on for size.
Ah, what the...
Gotcha.
You're getting away.
And that's what they think.
Hold it. The turtle come.
Guys, we're in big trouble.
And I do mean big.
Erma just woke up, and she's headed for the city with a huge case of the munchies.
I don't see any sign of her.
Well, she shouldn't be too hard to see.
Check it out. There she is.
Food. I must have food.
She's growing taller by the minute.
That's why she's so hungry.
If I can just get her to swallow this large economy-size exoboron capsule,
it might reverse the growth process.
Lots of luck. We gotta beat out the entire army first.
Erma, it's us. The turtle.
Turtles?
Yeah, you remember. The good guys who always wear green.
Oh, right. April's friends.
I mixed up an antidote that might work.
What do I do with this?
Swallow it.
Yeah, then like call us in the morning.
Forget it. I can't swallow pills.
When I was little, my mother gave me my medicine in a spoonful of ice cream.
Oh, but Erma, you're a big girl now.
Real big.
We've got big problems.
What a scoop. April will be so jealous when she finds out I beat her to this story.
I love that idea.
What the heck is that?
Well, Erma's story gave me a totally awesome idea.
Here, help me lift this thing, dudes.
Okay, Donatello, pop in that pill.
Now, let's get shaking.
This is the moment I've been waiting for.
Call the station and tell them to put me on live feed in 30 seconds.
Now what?
You scarf it down. What else?
Okay, if you say so.
I've always dreamed of doing this.
What's happening?
I'm shaking.
Wait a minute.
Vernon Fenwick here with the Channel 6 exclusive Imitation Report on the capture of that mountain-sized menace.
Erma?
Sorry, Vernon, you're too late. There's no more ice cream left.
Great, Donatello. What do you call that dance?
The turtle trap.
Trust me, this is one move I did not teach them.
Hey, dudes, it's scarfing time.
We got 31 flavors of ice cream.
Pizza, everything from vanilla meatballs to my personal favorite, anchovy butterscotch.
Do you have any chocolate fudge with extra garlic?
Oh, for sure, little lady. One for each delicate hand.
Little lady, I never thought I'd hear that again.
You never will if you keep on eating like that. What about your diet?
I am through with diets, April. After all, I just lost 10,000 pounds.
Dad's practicing his golf.
Missed again.
And Danny's found a girlfriend.
Oh, right there!
That's Hey Dad on Full House Wednesday.
Imagine having your own special horse, one with a lovely colored mane, pretty flowers on its neck and a beautiful saddle.
It's no longer a daydream.
Now you can collect any of the beautiful horses in the Carousel Collection.
There's moonlight, snowflake, wild flower and lots more to collect with their very own carousel.
The Carousel Collection from Matchbox.
The Carousel Collection from Matchbox.
Heroes in a Hatch Shell. Turtle Power.
Well, Vernon, any ideas yet for tonight's editorial?
Not yet, sir, but I'm working on it.
Well, come up with something and I mean pronto.
Yeah, come on, get out of here, Peter, would you?
We need an editorial and I mean pronto.
Do you know what Burn will say when he finds out we don't have an editorial?
Rats!
What a brilliant idea, sir.
Rats are boon to mankind, our friend the rat. Rats throughout history.
They're a menace to society.
Absolutely disgusting little vermin.
April, you're going to dig up the facts about our city's rat problem.
That's tonight's editorial.
Rats?
You heard me, rats.
Don't do it, Michelangelo.
It's no use, Leonardo.
Don't try talking me out of it.
You don't know what you're letting yourself in for.
A turtle's gotta do what a turtle's gotta do.
Please, Michelangelo, don't go for pizza.
It's raining cats and dogs.
And the dough gets real soggy.
Besides, there is still one last box of pizza mix in the cupboard.
There is?
All right, well, let's get cooking.
Hey, you're right, Sensei.
There's enough in here for a major nosh.
Yeah, rats.
Hey, fur face, that was our dim-dim.
Huh?
I'll get him.
Hey!
Don't let him escape.
Your reflexes must be dull indeed if a mere rodent can outmaneuver you.
That furry little dude was more than near.
Shh! Someone's coming.
Maybe it's the rat again.
So be it, Oso. This time we'll nail him.
Here he comes.
Hey, watch it, guys.
April.
There's nothing like a warm greeting from old friends.
Sorry, April. We mistook you for someone else.
We're talking about a low-down pizza-stealing rat.
What a coincidence. I'm researching a story on rats.
I think every one of them should be chased out of town.
Uh, ha-ha-ha. A present company accepted, of course.
Of course.
I came down to investigate the situation in the sewers firsthand.
Master Splinter, are you all right?
Yes. Just an odd feeling.
Do not worry. It will pass.
Uh-oh. I better hustle. I go on the air in 20 minutes.
I wonder what's taking April so long.
This place gives me the willies.
Okay, Irma, let's roll.
So? What did you find out?
I think Bern's exaggerating. I didn't see a single rat.
Hey, I'm entitled to my opinion. You don't have to hiss at me.
Who's hissing? I agree with you.
Oh, no! Two flat tires.
Oh, make it four flat tires.
Oh, hurry, Irma. If I miss that broadcast,
Bern'll dock me a month's pay.
Irma, did you ever have the feeling someone's following you?
No. What's it like?
Zillions and zillions of rats!
Let's find a taxi. Quick!
Taxi!
Yoo-hoo! Taxi!
Where to, ladies?
Channel 6 news.
Sorry, I ain't allowed to carry more than five passengers.
Irma, don't look now.
But I think we're in serious trouble.
Thank heavens. A bus.
Where is April? She's on in two minutes.
You know how women are when it comes to time.
Okay, Bern, I'm ready with my editorial.
It had better be good.
And here, straight from the field, is April O'Neill with a Channel 6 editorial.
Good evening. I hope this doesn't upset our viewers, but I'd like to talk about rats.
Our city is being overrun with hordes of these disgusting creatures.
Upset us? Heck, no! This is a terrific dinner topic.
Something must be done about these vicious rodents before it's too late.
They carry disease, pestilence, and they aren't even cute.
We urge the city to do something about them, immediately!
Hey, like who pulled the plug?
What happened to April?
She's... she's gone.
April? Gone?
Good evening. I'm Jennifer Cutie.
Tonight's some startling news.
It appears that the blue smarties have been stolen,
in what police describe as a rotten thing to do.
Yes, Jennifer, as you can see, it is frantic here at police headquarters.
Such a smart. Today you'll lose pictures of the three known suspects.
Yes, Brian Penelope Pinch, Nick LeBle, and Boris Borovitch.
Who actually done it is not yet known, but we are sure it is one of these people.
They've all been described as mean and nasty.
So lock up your smarties, Jen, especially the blue ones.
Well, who done it? We'll be back with more shortly.
There's been a dramatic breakthrough in the search for the blue smarties.
Brian?
Yes, Jenny, police believe that the blue smarties are at Dreamworld.
So we're sending six lucky kids there, with a friend and an adult, to help find them.
Such a smart is at police headquarters.
If you're 14 or under, just tell us by October 26
which one of these rotten scoundrels stole all the blue smarties.
As a reward, we'll also be giving away 1,000 favourable items
and the blue smarties.
So, just send in two of these, two of these, or one of these packs.
Jen, who do you think done it?
Polygram Top Ten presents...
Sleeping With The Past, Elton John's brilliant new album.
The best of today's music from the Polygram Top Ten.
Hi, Micromachine Man here. I'm into training. No, not this sort.
With the new Micromachine trains, you'll always be on the right track.
There are eight collectible Micromachine trains, each with five authentically detailed carriages.
If each train has its own track, collect them all and build a super track layout.
The new Micromachine trains from Kids' Biz.
And remember, if it doesn't say Micromachines, it's not the real thing.
Why is Sophie up to her old tricks?
Well, I've lost my $10. My mum's gonna kill me when she finds out.
While she fleeces pensioners, Marilyn faces her greatest challenge.
This test could change the future.
And trouble out of the blue...
Karen and I want to stay here for good, with you and Elsa.
In Home and Away, 6.30 tonight on 7.
Put the pedal to the metal, Leonardo. We've gotta find April.
This is the best place to start, mum.
Okay, all together now!
Why can't April have a ground floor office?
I wish we had those anti-gravity boots from episode six.
Check it out! There's the studio she disappeared from!
Whoever heard of losing a commentator in the middle of a broadcast?
I keep telling you, she's not very reliable.
Vernon, find April O'Neil so I can fire her!
Boy, he's really on the warpath.
Irma, this is all your fault.
My fault? How come?
If you hadn't... that is, if you had only... I mean, if you and April...
Trust me, it's all your fault.
It's guys like that who make me glad I'm a member of the opposite sex.
Is that turtles?
Quick, Irma! What happened to April?
You know as much as I do.
One minute she's here, the next minute she's gone.
If you ask me, it's those rats.
Hey, lighten up, compadres.
If April needed us, she'd scope us out on her turtle comp.
You mean this turtle comp?
Uh-oh.
Fellas, we've got to check every storm drain and sewer pipe in the city
until we find April.
Well, what are we waiting for?
Soapunga!
Turtle power!
Oh, how romantic.
They're just like four little green arrow flins.
It's good of you to help us search for April, Master Splinter.
Perhaps my rodent instincts may be of some use.
Well, guys, any sign of her?
Nada, zero, zilch.
We've checked everywhere, from the sludge pump to the garbage runoff
to the raw sewage drain.
Oh, the scenic route.
Master Splinter, are you all right?
Yes, I am fine.
Please, let us continue the search.
Oh, I'm worried about Sensei.
He's acting kind of strange.
I've noticed that too.
Maybe we should keep an eye on him.
Yes, Witch.
Oh, I'm done!
Welcome to my humble abode, Miss O'Neil.
I trust you're comfortable.
Who are you?
I am His Royal Rodent Majesty, the Rat King.
And these are my loyal subjects.
My simple wish is their command.
But why did you bring me here?
To keep you from telling those vicious lies about my loyal rat subjects.
Forget dogs.
The rat is truly man's best friend.
Rat King, Mister, you've got a serious identity problem.
You wish a demonstration?
Haven't you heard?
Music has charms to soothe the savage beast.
I think you're the only beast around here.
Don't you understand?
My devoted rodent followers and I are establishing a new form of government in these sewers.
Ratocracy and I am their leader.
Brother, you're also nuttier than a truckload of fruitcakes.
Yo, April! Where are you?
It's no use. We've covered every tunnel and still no sign of her.
Man, this place is emptier than a pizza pan after an attack of the Midnight Monchies.
Leonardo here.
It's Irma. Hi.
Listen, I think I know where April is and who's got her.
Some nut called the Rat King.
How do you know that?
Just call it woman's intuition.
Uh, Miss O'Neil.
What is it now, Your Highness?
It's lunchtime. Can I interest you in some ratatouille?
Here's what I think of your offer.
You're quite attractive when you're angry, especially for someone without whiskers.
Just wait till my friends the turtles get here.
Oh, turtles? Are they no match for my army of rats?
It just so happens they're trained by Splinter, a true ninja master.
I see. And what is he, uh, Salamander?
If you must know, he's a rat. Oops.
A rat, you say?
Ah, perfect. With a ninja master in my power, I can rule every rodent in the city.
Yes, my faithful followers, we'll stop these turtles before they invade our rodent realm.
And we'll do this by turning the master against them.
It seems hopeless, master.
Nevertheless, we must keep searching.
Sensei, what's wrong?
I... I feel strange, as if some force is compelling me to do things beyond my control.
Hold it! You're trespassing on royal grounds.
Who are you, dude?
You will address me with respect. I am the Rat King.
The Rat King? He's the one who grabbed April.
Listen, mister, just hand over Miss O'Neil and no one will get hurt.
That music... I cannot resist.
Well, actually, it is kind of a catchy tune.
Splinter, from now on, you will obey only me.
Yes, your highness.
Your highness?
And my royal decree is, destroy those turtles!
You command, I obey, master.
Oh no! Master Splinter may be too much even for all four of us!
In that case, we're turtle soup!
Turtles, prepare to say sayonara.
Imagine having your own special horse.
One with a lovely coloured mane, pretty flowers on its neck and a beautiful saddle.
It's no longer a daydream.
Now you can collect any of the beautiful horses in the Carousel Collection.
There's moonlight, snowflake, wildflower and lots more to collect with their very own carousel.
The Carousel Collection, from Matchbox.
She's here.
You're gonna do it?
Yeah.
Just to see you smile, it makes my life worthwhile.
To know, know, know you, is to love, love, love you.
And I do, and I do, and I do, and I do, and I do, and I do.
Hey dude, have you heard the news? The turtles are coming to town.
Time Zone is the place you'll find the game. It's the hottest thing around.
At Time Zone! It's the turtles' game.
At Time Zone! It's never the same.
At Time Zone! It's a radical burst.
So come on down and see us soon.
Angela's here. Gonna tell her too.
Leonardo's waiting. And Raphael.
Meet the heroes in a half-sit.
At Time Zone! To play the turtles' game.
At Time Zone! It's never the same.
At Time Zone! It's a radical burst.
Ah, Baka!
Saturday morning at 7 it's...
For a trip into the past to see the birth of Walt Disney's dream, Disneyland.
Absolutely fantastic. I'd better watch it.
And Host Cam takes you to the backlot at Disney's MGM Studios.
I like it!
Plus there's cartoon fun with the all-new Chippendale Rescue Rangers,
the Gummy Bears and DuckTales.
I would not miss it!
Uncle Toby's presents Saturday Disney, 7 o'clock Saturday morning, here on 7.
Now, my willing subject, finish them off.
Yes, your majesty.
No, master! Stop!
Something's come over Splinter.
He's like totally flipped out!
What are we gonna do? I don't wanna fight him.
But we can't just leave him here.
It's no use, Turtles.
If it has four legs and squeaks, it obeys only me.
Master Splinter, listen to me!
Ignore the Rat King's commands!
No, Splinter! I am your ruler.
Obey me.
Your will is stronger than his!
You must turn against the Rat King!
I don't think he's buying it, dude.
There's only one thing left to do.
I won't try to defend myself.
Now, my loyal subject, finish him.
It worked, master! You're yourself again!
Yes, barely.
Come on, let's blow this joint!
Mound on ocean, bud!
They've escaped with their ninja master.
Or should I say, my ninja master.
This contest of wills is not over yet.
Never before have I turned on my pupils.
I am ashamed.
But Sensei, your willpower did triumph over his.
Thank you, Leonardo.
But I do not wish to run that risk again.
That is why you turtles must continue your search for April without me.
I dare not face the Rat King until my strength returns.
Don't worry, master. You trained us well.
We'll get April back.
You're right! Yeah, for sure!
Erma, why aren't you looking for April?
I am!
How, by watching TV?
It so happens, Vernon.
I'm looking for a certain news story.
And I just hit pay dirt!
Well, that's the expose we did on abandoned subway stations.
Right! And I've got a feeling that's where the Rat King is keeping April.
Rat King? What Rat King?
Come on, I'll explain on the way.
But I'm not dressed to meet royalty.
Shouldn't we get some professional help?
Relax, Vernon!
We've got the four best bodyguards in the business!
Erma to Turtles! Erma to Turtles!
Come in, Turtles!
Oh! All this dampness is shorting out the signal!
If I see one rat down here, just one rat, I'll...
Oh! Mama!
Oh! Mama!
Let's hope this nail file does the trick.
It did it! Oh, freedom!
Rats! He would have to leave centuries!
This looks like the only unguarded exit.
Not the most inviting place in the world, but here goes nothing!
That blasted splinter! No rat has ever overcome my control before!
What's this? She's escaped!
A fine pair of sentries you are!
No more Swiss cheese for you two for an entire month!
What's this?
Ah! So this is her escape route.
After her! We must catch her before she locates the Turtles.
The subway terminal the Rat King is using is located that way.
So we'll go this way.
You want to, like, zoom that bias again?
That way, he'll have sentries waiting for us.
This way, we can blindside him.
Someone's coming! Get ready!
April!
That's the second time today you guys have done that!
And we'll keep on doing it till we get it right!
She couldn't have gotten far.
Wait! I smell something.
It's a woman's perfume.
And the fragrance is getting closer.
Gotcha!
Who are you?
Maniac majesty to you.
Okay, buster! Where's my pal April?
That's what I'd like to know.
Well, there's one way to find out.
YOLO! APRIL!
YOLO! APRIL!
It's Erma!
Where are you?
And the Rat King! April, you stay here!
I miss out on a story? No way!
Now, turtles, for the final showdown.
Elbom! Jump!
Oh, no!
Or...
Bring her back to the palace.
Wait! I'll be your hostage! Take me instead!
Call me when you're a TV reporter.
Oh, man. You always go for the redheads.
Ow! That hurts!
Oh, jeez!
Look out! It's gonna blow!
Let's get out of here! Come on!
Where's everybody going?
Erma, run!
That means you do, Dad!
Watch out!
Well, so much for the Rat King.
For sure. I seriously doubt if we'll see that creepazoid again.
I hope you're right. It's a small world down here in the sewers.
Well, gang, it's been fun. But I gotta get back to the old rat race.
Oops.
I wonder if we'll ever run across the Rat King again.
Your battle with him was a stalemate.
I fear that he might seek a future confrontation.
I've already anticipated that possibility. Ta-da!
Holy guacamole!
It's a super rodent trap, especially designed to capture the Rat King.
We just have to plant this nary's linger and...
We're really hip.
Hey, get a grip!
He's a radical rat.
That's a fat jack!
Give me a break!
Angelo is a party dude!
Son of a...!
What? A dump?
We're doing a story about a garbage dump?
Not any garbage dump, Vernon. I'm talking about the garbage dump of the future.
I still think the whole idea stinks.
Hey, boss. This is me calling. Be back.
Really? And all the time I thought it was Santa Claus.
Do you remember what your mission is supposed to be?
Uh, sure, boss. We're supposed to tail that TV crew and see what they're up to.
Three, two, one, roll tape.
This is April O'Neil here at our city's brand new state-of-the-art garbage recycling center.
Whoa, dudes, it's April!
Dudes, April's on the tube with a major story!
A major story? Why didn't you say so?
I could have sworn I just did.
This state-of-the-art recycling center is the latest weapon in the city's war against garbage.
Why does Michelangelo want to watch a show about garbage?
Do you ever see what he puts on his pizzas?
Way to go, April! Look and go!
April wants to do a story about a garbage dump. She should use this as her lookout.
Isn't this exciting, folks? Here they come!
The city's fleet of automated computer-controlled robo-garbage trucks being tested for the very first time.
Frankly, it leaves me kind of breathless.
Garbage-cited. Garbage-cited.
These self-propelled trucks are the perfect sanitation machine.
A triumph of technology over candy wrappers.
Fellas, this whole garbage thing has given me an idea.
And what, pray tell, is that, brave leader?
It's time we cleaned up this place.
Really, bud, the pad is getting kind of funky.
I agree. It looks like a bunch of animals live here.
Okay, then. Let's get started!
Thank you, April. I am most grateful.
I must stop having those late-night sushi snacks.
All right, April, what's next?
I know you won't believe this, Vernon, but we're supposed to interview the main computer.
How do you interview some stupid bunch of chips and transistors?
Exactly whom are you calling stupid?
Wait, don't tell me. You must be the disposal unit main processor.
That sounds so formal. Just call me Dump 1000.
Um, pleased to meet you, Dump 1000.
That's so much better. Will you excuse me? I must rescue your friend.
Help! Help me someone!
Quick, Dump, do something!
No problem, Ms. O'Neil. I'm programmed to retrieve garbage.
Oh, thank you, thank you. The memory of this will stay with me forever.
Oh, me too.
You, Bebop, follow me.
Hey, you!
Boss, we were at the shoot. Are you sure this is going to work?
Of course I'm sure. Trust me.
I hate it when he says that.
Well, where did you end up?
Uh, someplace with lots of buttons and pretty lights and stuff.
Oh, excellent. The main control room. Don't move a muscle until I get there.
Don't worry. We can.
This is my most ingenious plan yet.
To reprogram those robotrucks to seek out turtles instead of garbage.
Then you'll need something to override their main controls.
As luck would have it, I just happen to have such a device right here.
Always one step ahead of me, aren't you, Krang?
Yes, and that's not easy for someone with no feet.
We use turtle power to clean and scour.
Yeah!
Banzai!
Death to all dustballs!
This spring cleaning bit is a real kick!
Hey, Michelangelo, less chatter and more clatter.
At this rate, we'll fill up one of those robotrucks all by ourselves.
Thanks for the interview, Dump 1000.
You're quite welcome, Miss O'Neil. It's been my pleasure.
By the way, where did Vernon go?
He's perfectly safe. I had him dry cleaned for you.
Oh! Have a nice day.
If there's anything I hate, it's Oppity computers.
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
You're trespassing in a restricted area. Give the password.
Um... open says me?
Incorrect response. Armed reactioner. Seize them.
Hey, let go of me!
Hey, look! The boss is coming to save us!
Really? Just like the Calvary.
Not so fast.
I'm taking over.
Attention, circle units.
Intruder using override device to nullify my circuit.
Losing control.
All right, you miserable mass of microcircuits.
Listen and listen good.
As you command.
Order your robotrux to seize the turtles.
Seize turtles?
You heard me.
Turtles! Grab them wherever they are. And I mean now.
Yes, master. I will do your bidding.
Attention all robotrux.
Find and capture turtles wherever they are.
Ah!
Swallow not pets!
No! No!
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She's here.
You're gonna do it?
Yeah.
Just to see you smile.
It makes my life worthwhile.
To know, know, know you.
Is to love, love, love you.
And I do.
And I do.
And I do.
And I do.
And I do.
Hey dude, have you heard the news?
The turtles are coming to town.
Time Zone is the place you'll find the game.
It's the hottest thing around.
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It's the turtles game.
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Never the same.
At Time Zone!
It's a radical burst.
So come on down and see us soon.
Michelangelo's here.
Fella Tello too.
Leonardo's waiting.
And Raphael.
Meet the heroes in a half-sit.
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Never the same.
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It's a radical burst.
Ha ha ha ha!
Karen and Blake are like thousands of unlucky kids.
It just feels like we don't belong anymore.
To anyone.
This is the plight of our homeless.
We didn't expect everything to turn out like a fairy tale book with a happy ending.
And why does a check-up send her heart racing?
Bobby, I realize this must have come as quite a shock.
In Home and Away, 6.30 tonight on 7.
A massive wave of turtle napping is currently underway throughout the city.
The police have no explanation for this strange occurrence.
When asked to comment, the mayor would only say, frankly, we here at City Hall are shell-shocked.
No, no, no!
You're bringing me the wrong turtles!
You asked for turtles, I bring you turtles.
Oh, talking to you is like talking to a mindless robot.
Crane, do something!
This stupid computer is kidnapping every turtle in town.
Good.
Did you say good?
Precisely.
Dope 1000 is relentlessly efficient.
Eventually it will bring you that teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Until then, Treader, get off my back.
Turtles, turtles everywhere, and not a blasted ninja among them.
No!
Ow, ouch, ouch, ooh!
There, assignment cleanup accomplished.
It's like a done deed, dudes.
Great job, fellas.
Ah, quite a difference.
I most definitely approve.
April the Turtle, come in, turtles.
What's up, April? Are you in trouble?
No, but a lot of your distant relatives are.
Turtles all over the city are being turtle-napped.
Turtle-napped? Why? How?
No one knows, but keep alert.
Somebody's after turtles in a big way, and you fellas could be next.
Enough primping, April. We've got a show to do.
I gotta go. Ciao.
I do not like this.
I have a feeling you turtles may be in great danger.
Hey, we laugh at danger.
Sure, we're heroes in a half-shell. Remember the theme song?
Come on, amigos, let's take it to the streets.
Turtle power!
Ah, teenagers will be teenagers.
Robo-truck alert. Turtles at four o'clock.
Uh-oh, someone's on our tail.
Watch it, dude. I just had my shell turtle-waxed.
Donatello, see what you can do to stop that thing.
Label it stopped.
How weird. Why did it come after us like that?
Oh, it's all my fault, dudes. I was all, like, littering.
This is Channel 6 correspondent April O'Neill at the beach,
where the world's leading turtleologists have gathered
to observe a rare sea turtle crawl up on the beach and lay her eggs.
You ain't kidding, Rare. There's only one of each species left.
Professor, what happens if she doesn't lay her eggs today?
Oh, boy, you can kiss the Galapagos Turtlopolis goodbye.
We're talking extinct here.
Look, here comes the happy mama now.
This is it, the moment all of us have been waiting for.
The last existing survivor of this vanishing species
is about to lay her eggs.
Oh, boy, that turtle is in the soup now.
Oh, no! Someone stop that truck!
Let go! This isn't garbage!
April, come back!
Turtles, I'm in a robo-truck.
I think it's heading for the recycling center.
Keep calm, April. We turtles will save you.
Whoa! Isn't this music excellent?
Hey, let go of us! I'm a member of the press!
And she's a member of an endangered species!
Ah!
Funny, you don't look like a turtle.
Gun 1000, what's going on?
Why are you doing this?
I can't help it. I'm only following orders.
My orders, Miss O'Neil.
Shredder!
Naturally! And this time I'll get those turtle friends of yours.
I might have known you'd be behind this despicable scheme.
Flattery will get you tied up.
What should we use, boys? A Grammy knot or a sheep shank?
Why not use one like your head? A square knot.
Get this thing off me, you amoeba brain!
We got it, boys! Hang on!
Get off of me, you green cake!
Yow! Wiggle! That's my laser blasted smigger finger!
Don't sweat it, Rocksteady. I'll get him off you.
I hate turtles!
This might not be easy. That place is a fortress.
Yeah, we might have to blast our way in.
Forget firepower. We'll use that.
You're too late, Donatello. Another superhero already holds the patent on telephone boots.
You don't understand. The center is run by a giant central computer.
I'm hoping I can patch into it by way of the phone line.
Alright! Then start walking and let your fingers do the talking.
Here goes, fellas.
Huh? What? What?
It's got Donatello! We must stop it!
So much for that idea.
Oh no, dudes! Maximum bummer! What a horrible development!
Yeah, but what a great cliffhanger!
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Where are we, Tony?
Why? We're at breakfast, Bondi. As part of my complete breakfast, I go for Kellogg's Frosties.
Tony, help!
Hold on, Bondi! Delicious Kellogg's Frosties will bring out the tiger in me.
Thanks, Tony.
Thank Frosties, mate. They're great. Kellogg's Frosties, they bring out the tiger in you.
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I love being a turtle!
Sunday night, Herbie's back in another wheel spinning adventure.
Car generalize!
By land, by sea and by air.
The chase is on in The Love Bug 2, a two-part Disney special Sunday on 7.
Open these doors. Let me out or I'll call my lawyer.
No, you be callin' all right.
For mercy.
So long, whip.
Bye-bye, bozo.
You'll never get away with this, Shredder.
And who's going to stop me, your precious Ninja Turtles?
You'll see. They'll come charging through that door any minute now.
Why, you're right, Miss O'Neil. Here's one of them now.
Donatello! What happened?
I'll tell you later. I don't want to tie up the phone.
Drang, we've got one of the turtles.
What good is one? We need all four of them.
Don't you see? When the others come to rescue their friend, they'll be captured too.
And then, with all this machinery at my command, I shall be invincible.
What a cornball. Who writes that guy's dialogue anyway?
Never mind, Shredder. We've got to help that poor sea turtle.
If she isn't returned to the beach to lay her eggs by high tide, it will be the end of her species.
Listen to me, Shredder. This insanity has gone on too long. It has got to stop.
And he complains about Shredder's corny dialogue?
What the... dozens of hands grabbing at us. We want to get inside, but not this way.
I'm coming, guys. Hang on.
Like we've got a choice, right?
There, fellas. You're free.
That's terrific. You cut out climbing ropes too.
No!
Oops. Sorry, guys.
I am one injured ninja.
Listen, I've got an idea how to get into this place.
Uh-oh. I smell a disguise coming up.
Please identify yourselves.
We're like, uh, sanitation inspectors. Yeah, we're here to check the place out.
You will give that password.
Password? We don't need no stinking password.
Stinking is the correct word, you may add that.
Alright, way to go, dude.
I wonder where all those turtles are headed.
The same place you are.
That's what you think, bacon breath.
It reminds me of our room. Only not as messy.
Well, it's about to get messier.
Your voices sound awfully familiar.
Boss, are we glad to see you?
Please, boss, help us out.
What's your hurry? Garbage pickup is until next Thursday.
I have this strange feeling the turtles are nearby.
I just hope they're in time to help this poor sea turtle.
We've got to find Donatello and April.
Tartar psychic. Tartar psychic.
Uh-oh, guys, on your toes for some more hands.
Whoa, a parka!
Don'ts morons, butt brains.
Thanks for breaking our fall, shredhead.
Dump one thousand, the turtles, grab them.
We are we dumb. We fell for the old titanium tentacles in the ceiling bit.
Oh, at last I've won. The turtles are my prisoners.
Thanks. Now him.
Thanks, fella. I mean, girl.
April, help me clear these turtles off the computer so I can reprogram it.
Oh, this one's heavy.
Talk about your weird species of turtle.
Hold it. It looks like some sort of control device.
At least it used to be.
At last I'm free. Free.
What's going on?
Seize the super villainy.
What are you doing? I am your master. Release me at once.
Reissue with utmost pleasure, master.
Bebop, let's get out of here.
Don't rush off, gentlemen.
Great job, Donatello.
Yeah, mondo maneuvering, man.
Thanks, guys, but we've still got more work to do.
That's right, like getting the sea turtle back to the beach so she can lay her eggs.
You both are correct. You must hurry. I will return the other turtles to their proper homes.
Looks like we made it just in time.
Bye!
Michelangelo, I don't believe it. You're actually crying.
I guess she kind of reminds me of my mom.
Come on, I'll buy you a pizza. That ought to cheer you up.
A pizza? Whoa, whatever. Come on, let's get going.
Where are you taking me?
We don't want to hurt you, Usagi, but we will stop you.
Try if you wish, but you will fail.
Usagi, what's behind all this?
Usagi, now tell us.
It shames me to say it, but I lost a duel to a Mr. Shredder.
Shredder? Whoa! Now the pieces are finally starting to fall into place.
We'll tie you up if we have to until you listen to reason.
You will not! Whoa!
Again? Again? Was that how you lost a Shredder?
Yes, as best as I recall.
You've been tricked. See? That huge magnet prevented you from striking.
Forgive me. I had hoped to do the honorable thing.
You mean like wasting us.
And yet I realize that to betray one's friends is the most dishonorable act of all.
How can I ever redeem myself?
I have an idea.
We seem to have the stuff worked, boss. It's like some kind of energy booster.
But what good is it if I can't tell which speaker contains this supercharger compound?
Hey, boss, I think I found it. Look what this stuff does to my toy robot.
Incredible.
We better do something before it wrecks the joint.
There. I did something.
Outstanding. With this formula, that truckload of gasoline will be sufficient to repower the entire technodrome and stamp this planet flat.
Quickly. We must float up.
I have carried out your request.
Excellent. Take them to the next room. I will deal with them in a moment.
Bebop, rock steady. Bring out the old man.
There. What now?
Just go out there and stall them. The party starts in 30 seconds.
Very well.
Yo, dudes, check it out.
Boy, are we lucky or what?
Let's get these crates open.
I have kept my bargain. Now release Ubento.
Rabbit, you have carried out my orders well. So well, in fact, that I think I'll keep you and my employ.
But that was not our agreement.
Suck your jimbo. Swear eternal loyalty to me or the old man perishes.
What? Never.
Not so fast, Carrot Bread. I hope this thing works.
I warn you. Defy me and you will share this old man's fate.
I will never serve you.
Then so be it.
Hold it, Shred Man.
The turtles, they're still alive.
Hey, you said the bunny was going to finish Morph.
That means they're ghosts.
Then they won't mind being obliterated again.
That's what you think. Donatello, fire one.
Cowabunga, dudes. Now this is what I call a party.
In World War III all over again.
You brainless hulks, this isn't an abandoned warehouse. It's a firework factory.
So, Musagi, what do you think of our little town?
It is quite colorful.
We must get the fuel supercharger.
Fuel supercharger?
Whoops, clumsy me.
Turtles, surrender at once or I'll blast you all to reptilian remnants.
I hate to tell you this, Shredder, but this was the right vial.
Formula, what did you do with it?
You'll find out just about now.
Hurry, we'll be blown to bits.
The villains are escaping.
So what else is new?
We can't bother with them. We must get out of here.
Wait, Obento.
Come, Master. This structure is no longer safe.
After this, the Fourth of July is going to seem awesomely dull.
Musagi, I hope you've learned never to trust that evil Shredder again.
I have, my friends, and I hope you can forgive me.
Remember, Musagi is still a stranger here and has much to learn about our world.
And here comes lesson numero uno.
Thanks, dude.
Musagi's about to sample our world's most tubuloso cuisine.
What manner of thing is this?
It's called pizza, dude.
Is it safe to eat?
Yeah, but I'm warning you, it's habit-forming.
Mmm. You know, I think I'm going to like living in this world.
It's so great.
Her paddock in exchange for shearing, a straightforward barter that becomes a cruel trap.
A country practice tonight on Seven.
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Echa Mania is here again and the Channel 7 Echa Studio is right there at the centre of the action.
Meet the Channel 7 news readers and other 7 personalities.
There's competitions, games and lots of great prizes.
Nobody knows the Echa like 7 Nightly News.
Don't miss the movie premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the new Indrapele 8 Cinema Center, August 8 at 8pm.
Tickets $5 from Balloons Beautiful Westfield Indrapele and Birch Carroll and Coil Adelaide Street.
I love being a turtle.
Hi, this is Rob Ruff. Join me at 5 this afternoon when more Brisbane families come together to do battle for cash and prizes.
Family feud, don't miss it.
Then it's the Wheel of...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
They're heroes in the half shell and they're green. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
When the evil shredder attacks, these turtle boys don't cut them no slack. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He's a radical rat. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Leonardo leads Donatello's dust machine. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Raphael is cool but rude. Give me a break.
But Delangelo is a party dooder. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.
Watch it Donatello. They could be hiding anywhere.
Why would Shredder and that gruesome twosome hang around here?
Exactamundo dude. This place is a dump.
Actually it's called a waste disposal area.
Well like Shakespeare said, and I quote, a garbage dump by any other name still stinks.
Will you fellows please pay attention? We can't let Shredder surprise us.
Look, over there. It's all four of them.
Go green machine.
Excellent work my students. This training session will be of great value if we can get certain other turtles to take it seriously.
Oh come on. It's such a bodacious day master. We ought to be partying, not fighting.
But we need these sessions to keep up our skills Michelangelo.
We can't keep our skills up with cardboard bad guys.
Then I will give you and Michelangelo a worthy adversary Raphael.
Really? Oh.
Leonardo and Donatello. The four of you shall pair off as teams.
Each team will defend a mountain. Whoever takes the other team's mountain wins.
How about we just give you guys our mountain now so we can just grab a pizza?
Oh come on Michelangelo. We gotta at least make an effort.
You seem troubled Leonardo.
I'm worried Sensei. We're leaving the sewers unguarded.
Right. Like there's a big line of people who want to move into them.
One gross alligator shoes. Four gross alligator handbags. Two gross alligator suitcases.
And one really gross alligator.
You real lucky none of these here be my relatives. I be looking for four big turtles wearing masks.
You mean the teenage butant digit turtles?
That be them. Where they at?
I don't know but I've heard they live down in the sewers.
Then I gonna pay them a little visit.
And so the mystery deepens. Who stole an entire tanker truck full of rat poison from here at the Bug-Off Exterminating Company and why?
This is April O'Neil for Channel 6. Happy hour news.
That's it April? Why you barely scratched the surface.
What are you driving at Chief?
You're going to get the real story on this crime and I'm sending Vernon along to supervise.
Me? Now let's not be hasty boss.
No arguing. Just do it.
Oh great. I'm stuck with Vernon.
Sounds like a good idea to me when you're looking for rat poison. Take along a rat.
This sewer is some kind of crazy place.
Them turtles could be anywhere.
I come all this way just to give them turtles a pound on a day life. And I gonna do it.
I warn the wards off this way.
Shock Reveal.
When I find them four freaks I'll make the hottest part of Turtle Gumbo you ever seen. I guarantee.
Now the way I see it, if we each cut around to the side we can outflank them. What do you think Donatello?
Get strategy Leonardo. It's technology that's going to win this war.
Come on we can beat those losers with our hands tied behind our shells. Right Michelangelo?
Michelangelo?
Over here amigo.
What the heck are you doing?
Just catching some rays bud.
I can already see the tide of victory turning against us.
These sewers, they bad as the swamp back home. At least in the swamp a gator knew where he stood.
This be some kind of trap I'm betting.
How very observant of you. I am the Rat King. How dare you invade my domain.
I be leatherhead and a Florida swamp gator go where he pleases.
Oh really? Tell that to my rats.
No sticking roll don't ever beat a gator my gumbo.
Until now. Here have a soda pop bomb.
I crush this silly thing.
This silly thing? She crushed back.
Since my rats and I are destined to rule the world I shall make you my slave.
This don't be one of my better days I guarantee.
This is the spot where the tanker truck was last seen.
Look. A hole in the wall.
Sounds like my apartment.
It looks as though someone chewed through it. Come on. Give me a hand with this.
It leads straight into the sewers.
Somebody in the sewers stole a truckload of rat poison? Why?
Look. A piece of cloth. The same kind that the Rat King wears.
Here for a morsel of monster.
I'd rather take a bite out your hide.
Insolent slave. When my rats and I have taken control of the world you'll sing a different tune.
Is that so cheddar bread? And how you be doing that?
Since you are an inferior non-rodent and cannot possibly harm me I will show you with this.
Enough poison to help me rule the world.
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Good evening. I'm Jennifer Cutie. Tonight's some startling news.
It appears that the Blue Smarties have been stolen and what police describe as a rotten thing to do.
Yes Jennifer, as you can see it is frantic here at police headquarters.
Such a smart. Today you'll lose pictures of the three known suspects.
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Who actually done it is not yet known but we are sure it is one of these people.
They've all been described as mean and nasty. So lock up your Smarties Jen, especially the blue ones.
Well, who done it? We'll be back with more shortly.
There's been a dramatic breakthrough in the search for the Blue Smarties. Brian?
Yes Jenny, police believe that the Blue Smarties are at Dreamworld.
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Such a smart is at police headquarters.
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What will Alf learn from the grim reality of life on the streets?
If you tell a kid enough times that you don't want them, they eventually get the picture.
And Vicky's bad mistake.
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Gives Emma her best chance yet to fight back.
Finally worked out how to get even with Vicky Baxter.
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You gonna rule the world with a truck load of poison?
Coo! You be one boo-coo crazy guy, yeah.
Crazy am I.
This rat poison will no longer threaten my beloved rats.
Rather it will serve them.
By altering its formula, I shall change it into a hypnotic gas.
Whose vapors will turn humans into mindless slaves.
A pinch of this, a smidge of that, and my faithful rats and I will take our rightful place as masters of the world.
Finished. And while the formula settles, I shall search for suitable test subjects just to make certain it works.
This fella be a few shrips shy of a boatload I'm thinking.
I'm wet, tired and hungry and I want to go home.
But Vernon, Vernon said you have to dig for these stories.
He meant you, not me.
Look what I found.
What is it?
One of the Rat King's soda pop grenades.
A rat! Oh, I hate rats!
Quick, let's follow it. It might lead us to the Rat King's lair.
Wait, where are you going? Don't leave me!
I'd rather follow a four-legged rat than stay here with a two-legged one.
Once I cook them turtle shells, I'm gonna make me a big batch of Rat King's stew, I guarantee.
A key.
By gumbo, that be what old letterhead be needin'.
Now I get me some fine revenge, cage and hot style.
We're still on its tail.
And what an ugly tail it is.
This way!
So, my beauties, did you find some test subjects for me?
You! You!
I've got a vacation coming and I'm taking it!
No, no, don't run away.
I can't take any more of this!
Vernon!
Don't tell me you're thinking about leaving too.
Don't tell me you're thinking about leaving too.
Miss O'Neil, come back here!
I am the King and I command you, come back!
Now, we'll all just go back to my lair and have a nice little chat.
No, yes, like a visit with Mom.
I don't believe this.
I nearly get blown to pieces by the Rat King and now I'm completely lost.
What else can go wrong?
Leatherhead!
I'm happy for you to see me again.
What is this place? Swamp Annex East?
Whatever it is, it sure be the last place you ever gonna see.
Those cardboard cutouts will get their attention while we attack them from the side.
Excuse me, which one of you ordered the pizza with chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce?
Yo, dude, right here!
I think we got you, Raphael.
My beautiful strategy done in by a pizza.
The winners of the next contest will be champions for the day.
It's time for you to get motivated, Michelangelo.
There, with this incredibly clever garbage bomb launcher, we can't lose.
I'll face them single-handed. Wish me luck.
Charge!
Fire one!
Come on, you guys don't fight fair.
Fire two!
Don't you care that we're getting trashed?
Hey, it's only garbage, bud. It'll wash off.
Fire three!
Besides, why fight when you can eat?
That does it. This senseless destruction of innocent food has got to stop.
Party poopers!
Pepperoni pirates!
Pizza wreckers!
Victory! Mount Trashmore is ours!
I've got to admit it, Michelangelo. You were terrific.
All he needs is the proper motivation.
We can use these for target practice.
Yes, April, what's up?
I've got a little problem, guys. Actually, it's a big problem. Leatherhead!
Leatherhead?
We're in the sewers near...
What you be doing? You carry pictures of them no-good turtles?
Leatherhead, let April go!
Well, well. Turtles, I've been looking for you.
Where are you?
Even you don't find me pretty quick. You don't find her... ever.
Leatherhead's looking for us.
He's got April, and we've got a rescuer. Come on!
Listen, you overgrown handbag, you'll never get the turtles.
Got no time for talking. I'm gonna finish this here bazooka and blow y'all to catfish bait.
Don't hurry on my account.
Then I give me that Rat King fella. He gonna turn us all into zombies.
Zombies? How?
He done stole a big truck, yeah. Gonna make some zombie gas out of the stuff in there.
So that's what he meant by test subjects.
Erma! Vernon!
You two have the honor of being my first test subjects.
What are you going to do to us?
Allow the fumes from this compound to turn you into mindless zombies.
In exactly ten minutes, you will be the first human beings to become slaves of the rats.
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I love being a turtle.
Nine more minutes until you two become slaves of the rats.
Please, I don't want to be a zombie. I need my sleep.
Too late. The gas is already at work. Farewell.
Irma, we've got to do something.
My peaceful domain.
Something seems to be missing though.
Leatherhead, he's gone.
He's escaped. Come my faithful followers. We must find him.
You gonna lead me to them turtles or I'll whip you into cage and be dead.
I'm telling you, they aren't even in the sewers.
Just how stupid you think old Leatherhead be.
Do you have an hour and a half?
I use this here turtle stomper on you too. Now tell me where they at.
Never.
Okay then. I guess I track them by my loons.
What in the bayou is going on?
Get gone you little cheese twit chumps.
That Rat King be nearby Gumbo.
See if he be out there.
Hold on. That could be dangerous.
It be dangerous not to go I guarantee.
Knock it.
All I can say is... Oh Rat.
Alright Leatherhead. Come out and fight like a rat.
I gonna freak assay your tail for that.
That was a Rat King soda can bomb. Let's go.
You dare challenge the authority of his majesty the Rat King.
Heads down April.
Turtles your timing is incredible.
An infield double at least.
I knew she be lying about them turtles bein gone.
You turn your back for one afternoon and everybody gets rowdy.
The Rat King got Vernon and Elmo. He testing out some zombie gas on them.
Alright dudes like turtles to the rescue.
What about Leatherhead and the Rat King?
We let those two pests exterminate each other.
You be the Rat Fink now.