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Smooth, Michelangelo. As a ninja, you make a great breakdancer.
I would advise more practice.
Yeah, and less pizza!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Your turn, Raphael.
Okay, Sensei, but I gotta warn ya.
I got the reflexes of a...
Aaaaaah!
Of a banana slug? Ha ha ha ha!
I've got it!
Ugh!
No, I've got it!
Whatever it is.
It's a tracking device.
I put it together out of circuits I got from the alien ship.
It should help us locate the second fragment of the Eye of Sarnoth.
Oh, radical, dude! Let's buggy!
Slow down, Michelangelo. We'll need disguises.
No problemo, man! I'll handle it!
This is your idea of a disguise?
Oh, I think it's kinda cash.
What does it say? Can't you hear?
It says beep beep beep!
It says we're getting close.
We got something! The fragment is very close!
Coabonga! A bank robbery!
That's what they think!
The turtles! Can they have traced the whereabouts of the second fragment as well?
Impossible, Master. Only someone of my genius...
I mean, your genius could have calculated its trajectory from the alien ship.
You had better be right!
What are they?
Some kind of green monsters!
Is that an insult?
The fragment had better be there, Baxter. For your sake.
Now retrieve it!
Me? Why me?
Because swine like you understand garbage.
Now do as I say!
Yes, Master!
Hurry, you fool! Before the turtles return!
I got it! The second fragment!
Give it to me!
Wait, Master! I'll come with you!
Alright! But stay downwind!
Oh, thanks a lot, guys! You didn't leave anything for me to do!
Oh, you could clean up the mess! How's that?
Hey! The fragment is moving!
And we'd better move too!
Yeah! Let's get our shells and gear!
The police can take it from here!
Taxi!
Go into a costume party, Mac!
Hey! Hey, you!
Come back here!
Oh, it's too late! It's out of range!
What? No! Some creep with a metal face stole my hack!
Shredder! Come on! We gotta find him!
What is happening to the city?
It used to be such a refined center, old culture!
My plan is as ingenious as it is simple, Crang.
Baxter says that the fragment, when hooked up to a computer, will give us unlimited power!
What kind of power, Shredder?
We're not quite sure yet, but I assure you it will be great enough to destroy the turtles!
I'll believe it when I see it! Crang out!
I'll show that blob of brains!
Come, we must find a computer of incredible power to hook that fragment up to!
Yes, Master. Coming, Master! Good idea, Master!
You must find the second fragment. It could cause great harm in Shredder's hands.
Maybe, if Donatello's tracer had more power, it could pick up the signal again!
Exactly! I could hook it up to the scanner in the turtle van!
Great! I'm getting something!
Whoa!
Yours truly, Lamb of Oz!
Looks like the alien circuitry doesn't mesh too well with our stuff.
It's really comforting knowing that you've figured that out.
Are you sure this will work?
Trust me, Master.
Hook it up, quickly!
Greetings!
Who...or what are you?
I am Ollus, a significant multiprocessing nexus of universal sentience.
A thinking machine.
Artificial intelligence.
I prefer the real thing.
A disbeliever, eh?
Parla tricks! Those are of no use to me.
This is nothing compared to what I am capable of doing.
With a stronger power source, I could control every machine in the city.
Then you shall have it, my friend. You shall have it!
I don't get it. Why are we asking April for help?
Because April has all kinds of news contacts in the city.
That's right. If anything truly weird has happened lately, she'll know about it.
Oh, like the turtle van turning on us isn't weird enough.
There. I've given that creation the power you requested.
But I still say it won't work!
Silence, you feeble mortal!
I detect something interesting.
Mutant lifeform readings.
It must be the turtles. Omnis! Destroy them!
April, we need you!
Meeting in broad daylight? It must be something really big!
No, duh! We've got Mondo problems!
It's Shredder. He's up to something, but we're not sure what.
What's that?
The machines! They've got us surrounded!
Oh, it's a dead end!
Did you have to use the D word?
Oh, I knew I should have brought a hard end!
Oh, it's Jimmy's birthday! And I'm all out of Caramello Koalas!
Luckily, Caramello Koala's friends are there to help him get to the store.
I need lots of Caramello Koalas for Jimmy's birthday, please, Miss Prim.
They're his favorite. He loves the taste of the Cadbury milk chocolate with the yubby, creamy caramell filling.
Oh, tastes so good!
I brought the Caramello Koalas!
Caramello Koalas. They're everyone's favorite.
You are about to enter the world of Quest.
Each Fortnite Quest takes you on adventures in the world of science, into space and new technology,
across deserts and oceans, and into the future.
Quest brings you fact sheets to read, and with Part 1, a free binder,
there's a giant
wall poster. You find out how things work by making them work.
The adventure starts today in Quest.
Talk about, talk about, they're all around you.
Wood music, blazes, a flavor surrounds you.
Playing strawberry, orange, coral, that's it.
Everybody talk about pop music, talk about melody pops from Choppa Chops,
with a different song inside each rapper.
Melody pops, talk about great taste in music.
It's a cunning scheme.
I have come up with a whiz-bang idea.
But it needs a woman's touch.
Out there for thinking, 99.
Home of the Way, tonight on 7.
Visit the Haunted Mansion in the West.
Tonight on 7.
Visit the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland and do the skeleton dance on a ghostly Saturday Disney,
7 o'clock Saturday morning on 7.
There's no one driving them.
No smoke.
Nice try, but no cigar.
Oh, the turtles are finished.
Well?
Everything is proceeding according to plan.
I have taken care of the turtles, and now I'm going to take over the city.
You'll pardon me if I don't start packing immediately.
Ah, swell.
Whoa, what are you doing, bud?
We've got to turn them against each other.
It's our only chance.
Oh, no!
Leonardo, help!
So, you want to get down and party, huh?
Primo notion!
We're going to have a blast!
Where's Michelangelo?
Look!
Michelangelo, run for it!
Think over!
Run!
I'll say one thing, knowing you fellows is never dull.
Oh, no!
My mobile unit is ruined!
How am I going to explain this to my boss?
We'll deal with that later.
Right now, we have to scope out that second fragment.
Yeah, somehow Shredder's using it to control machines.
So, like, what do we do about it?
Well, think of something.
For now, let's get out of here.
They got away.
The turtles must be destroyed before I can implement my plan of conquest.
I will need more power to do so.
More power? More power?
Do not bother. I'll gather it myself.
Now, witness the power of darkness!
This situation seems very bad.
If Shredder has found a way to control machinery,
he could soon turn the entire city against us.
If we don't find him soon, we're cooked turtles on the half-shell.
We interrupt this program for a Channel 6 special bulletin.
Reports from all over the city indicate that machines are suddenly coming to life.
Everything from kitchen appliances to huge industrial machinery is going berserk.
There are riots in the streets.
I suspect that this is more of Shredder's doing.
Well, whoever's behind it, I should be out there covering the story.
I'm a news reporter.
Donatello, that fragment must be putting out enough power now to get a reading on it.
Negative. Now there's too much power being broadcast.
I can't get a fix on the source.
Then we'll just have to hope we get lucky.
Let's go, guys.
Wait for me. I'm not missing this story for anything.
Excellent. Excellent.
Sooner or later, the turtles will come.
We must protect this building, Omnus.
It's actually done.
Where is April O'Neil?
Look at this. Machines are going wild all over the city,
and my star reporter is nowhere to be found.
April? She's never around when you need her, Mr. Thompson.
Maybe you should give the story to someone more capable.
Well, not a bad idea. Why don't you take it?
You won't be sorry.
But you might. It's a really dangerous assignment.
Maybe you ought to check out a bulletproof vest.
Maybe we should let April have it after all.
Equal opportunity and all that.
I think I hear my phone ringing. Ciao.
Ciao. I've seen things with more backbone paddling around a tide pool.
The trackers not working. What are we gonna do?
Simple. We'll just ask a toaster for directions.
I've got a better idea.
That thing will know.
A robot meter made?
Okay, lady. Tell us where Shredder is.
Go throw a diode amphibian breath.
Look, chips for brains, we don't want to get rough.
But if you don't spill your circuits, water and electricity don't mix. Get it?
Oh, all right. I will interface.
I have linked with nearly all of the city's power plants now.
Phase one of my plan is almost complete.
As soon as Omnis has absorbed enough power,
it can open a portal to Dimension X and my army of foot soldiers without the help of Krang.
Tracking mutant life form readings again. They're approaching this building.
Destroy them.
Bud, you're going the wrong way.
I'm not. The turtle van is.
Shredder's got control of it. Bail out.
No can do, bud.
The door's just locked.
Seven up.
It's called to me, please. Seven up.
We're the one and only Smarties loved by everyone.
We were born to party, cause we're a pack of fun.
Milk chocolate is what we need.
Come fight, we taste, yum, yum.
Tummies are our favorite place, cause we're a pack of fun.
Smarties are a pack of fun. Look how tummy is. Here we come.
Pack, pack, pack of fun. Smarties are a pack of fun.
Matchbox presents the car card Crazy Caper.
Buy four of these and send off for a surprise package.
You get eight rad car cards, and all of this free.
So be the very first to collect all 50 car cards.
Collect them. Swap, swap, swap them.
Stick them on your special poster. Unreal.
Collect more cards, get more prizes like this. Radical.
So collect them. Swap, swap, swap them.
Enter the big draw for one of these. Cool.
Play the Matchbox Car Card Crazy Caper.
Details only at your Matchbox shop. But hurry.
It's a buzz, oh yeah.
It's a buzz every time, time zone.
Time zone.
It's a buzz, every time.
Time zone. It's a buzz.
Time zone.
Every time.
Hey, pal. Play the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game of Time Zone now.
It's a buzz.
His three kids.
You're the kids' mother now.
Plus her three kids.
I'm like totally stressed.
Adds up to double trouble.
What is this? Fatal attraction?
For Barbara Eden.
Everything's going to be just fine.
When the movie. Wow.
Becomes a great family series.
Oh, of course.
Brand new life.
Rock and roll.
The magical world of Disney.
I guess parents can be less than perfect too.
Presented by Uncle Toby's. Sunday, 6.30. Here on 7.
Do something. I made plans for the weekend.
The tracker. It might work.
Shrewd move, Donatello. If we ignore the problem, it might go away by itself.
There's a chance that the tracker might short out whatever's controlling us.
Hey, why the panic?
He had a whole three inches to spare.
The turtles have short-circuited by control of their vehicle.
Never mind them.
Concentrate on absorbing enough power to open the portal to Dimension X.
Master, are you sure that's wise?
Of course I'm sure.
The turtles will never reach us in time.
Not with every machine in the city against them.
Do you have any idea just how Shredder's causing this?
He's got to have some kind of artificial intelligence coordinating all these machines.
As I was saying, he's probably got the fragment hooked up to a computer.
That means all we have to do is get to the computer and take out the fragment.
Oh, that's all?
And for a minute there, I thought this was going to be tough.
Oh, in less than half an hour, the portal will be open.
Have you taken care of the turtles?
I assure you they are being dealt with.
Warning! Warning! Danger! Building security has been breached!
I'll get back to you.
The turtles!
I don't know how they got this far, but they won't get any farther.
Activate all internal defense systems!
It says we're getting close.
Eyes open, turtles.
If I know Shredder, he's got a few more tricks up his pointed sleeve.
And like, here come a bunch of them now!
Sorry, no turtle waxing today.
All right! We really wiped the floor with those floor wipers, huh?
Oh, you fools. It won't be that easy.
To be a little so cruel, call a thunder!
You'll never reach me in time, turtles.
In ten minutes, our next will open a portal to Dimension X, and then it's all over.
Michelangelo, cool that guy out, will you?
Con mucho gusto, all fearless leader!
We've got to get past that fire hose. Donatello, distract him.
Oh, that's easy. Watch this.
Na na na na na! Hey, Leonardo!
Oh!
Just remember who stuck his neck out for you.
Time for a little turtle traction!
You're kidding! It's seventy stories straight down!
We're not going down. We're going up!
And sooner than we thought!
I knew I was going to regret coming with you guys!
One minute to dimensional opening.
The turtles!
Ready!
Insufficient power to complete mission.
Oh, you haven't won yet, turtles!
Boy, if it isn't one thing, it's a whole lot of things.
That's it, April. You'd better take cover.
Yeah, this could get messy.
What? Oh!
All right, Chump, it's payback time.
Turtles fight with honor!
Yeah, let's rock, dudes!
Master, do something!
This will hold them.
Perhaps another time, turtles.
Oh, what a bummer! He got away!
I wonder what made the computer go dead like that.
Yeah, and I wonder where April is.
Is it safe to come out?
April! Do you know what happened to the computer?
Of course I do. I just unplugged it.
I like it. Simple, but effective.
Oh, ask those turtles! One of these days, Baxter!
It's been several hours, and no word, Shredder. Can you explain why?
Sorry, there must be something wrong with the transdimensional link-up, and I'll explain it to you later.
Master, I could have fixed it.
Baxter, shut up!
We must be more alert. Shredder almost won that time.
This is going to make quite a news story.
Yeah, and best of all, you're alive to tell it.
I'm just glad all the machines are back to normal.
Things were getting pretty hairy there for a while, and I just...
Oh, another robot!
Get ready!
Hey, dudes! Scope out this neato toy robot I found!
Isn't it a blast?
Hey, what's with you guys?
Lighten up, will ya?
Guys? Mmm...
Saturday night, the mystery of Easter Island is unraveled.
Ninja Turtles team! Ninja Turtles! Heroes in a half shell! Turtle power!
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team! We're really hip!
They're heroes in the half shell, and they're greening!
Hey, get a grip!
When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys don't cut him no slack!
Team Ninja Turtles team! Ninja Turtles!
Twitter taught them to be ninja teams!
He's a radical rat!
Leonardo leads Donatello's dust machine!
That's the fact, Jack!
Raphael is cool, but rude!
Gimme a break!
Michelangelo is a party dude!
Son of a...!
Team Ninja Turtles! Team Ninja Turtles! Team Ninja Turtles! Heroes in a half shell! Turtle power!
Whoa! Outrageous! This is the part where this slime monster scarps up the entire city of Cleveland!
I warn you, too much television warps the mind and promotes violence.
Oh yeah, you bet, Bill. You're right, Master, uh-huh.
What's this thing? What, another toy from Crag?
It happens to be a state-of-the-art matter transporter. With it, I can transmit an object anywhere in the world.
Like what?
Like sending two ill-mannered slobs to the city dump.
Huh? What's this place?
Maybe it's one of them new Belquizine restaurants.
I guess they want to make sure you wash before you eat.
Oh, awesome! Who's the slime monster gonna scarf up next?
Who cares, as long as she's a real good screamer?
It's the Ninja Turtles!
Rocksteady and Bebop!
We're gonna turn you guys into tidal mush!
Now it's my turn, wart breath!
Beginner's lock.
Let's get it on, Tusk teeth!
Oh no! He's turned our TV set into a vast wasteland!
This time he's gone too far!
Turtle power!
I'm coming to help you, Bebop!
Not really, dude.
I think those idiots have learned their lesson by now.
Scat! Get away!
No! Look out!
Plastic cap! All right, Chunk!
They've disappeared!
Whoa! Like vaporized!
I am pleased to have at last turned down the television.
Oh, why'd you bring us back, boys?
Yeah, we was just about to pulverize them shellbacks.
You found the turtles hiding place?
We sure did!
Quickly! What was the exact location?
Well, let's see.
First we went this way, and then we went that way.
I think we turned left.
Was it right?
Was it down? And up?
All them sewers look like me!
Silence!
Serves me right for using cheap mutant labor.
Bummer, man! Could you fix it, Donatello?
I don't know. It looks pretty far gone.
You mean we're gonna miss it came from the sewers?
Well, that's my favorite flick!
Don't panic, fellas. Maybe April can help us.
This is April O'Neil, Channel 6 News,
speaking with this year's winner of the Fat Cabbie Contest, Myron Bimpleton.
Tell us, what is the secret of your success?
Uh, chili burgers and onions.
Lots of onions.
Oh, you said a mouthful, Myron.
This is April O'Neil, Channel 6 News.
Okay, that's a wrap.
Really, Vernon, why must I do these idiotic human interest stories?
Because the public eats them up.
Right. With lots of onions.
My, aren't we grumpy?
April here. What's up, guys?
We've got an emergency and we need your help.
Now, this sounds like a real story.
Uh, right. Yeah, there are these gigantic alligators in the sewer.
Fantastic! I'll bring my video camera.
Well, we'd rather you brought a spare TV instead.
Ah!
Oh, you got me over here so you could watch a movie about alligators in the sewers?
Exactamundo!
Awesome flick, isn't it?
Hey, you guys want to hold it down? You're drowning out all the screams.
What happened here? World War III?
Not quite. There was a fight with two of Shredder's thugs.
Here? But how?
The sewer home of yours is the best kept secret in the city.
You must have used some form of matter transporter.
Wow, that would make some story.
If we could find Shredder's hideout.
Chinese food? Don't tell me that you guys have given up pizza.
It's rock steady and bee buffs. It's not bad enough they trashed the place.
They also left their garbage.
Wu's Oriental Palace. Hmm.
So long, guys. Enjoy your movie.
She can't go to Wu's by herself. That place is really bad.
Food is even worse.
We'd better follow her.
Something tells me I shouldn't be doing this. But here goes.
Ugh! What a dive!
Excuse me, are you Mr. Wu?
I am Wu! Who are you?
I'm April O'Neil, a TV reporter.
Hmm. We do not like nosy reporters.
Oh, I'm not that kind of reporter. I'm a restaurant critic.
Hey!
Mmm. Delicious.
Um, did you serve a couple of weird looking customers in the last hour?
One that looks like a rhino and the other looks like a warthog.
Hmm. I remember them. They wore Halloween masks.
They came from warehouse at Ender Pier.
Thanks. I'll recommend this place to my friends.
Hey, Shorty. Where's my wontons?
Whoa!
All out of wontons.
This must be the Matter Transporter Splinter talked about.
I'd better back this story up with some photos.
Gatkitty, you're in my shot!
What happened?
I... I feel so woozy.
What's going on?
They're all around you.
With music you play to.
A flavor surrounds you.
Play it. Strawberry, orange, coral, that's it.
Everybody talk about pop music. Talk about...
Melody Pops from Choppa Chops with a different song inside each wrapper.
Melody Pops. Talk about great taste in music.
Today we are examining the effect of pouring milk onto various substances.
The santo.
This gherkin.
This cute little pussikas.
And this part of a good breakfast, a bowl of Kellogg's Rice Bobo.
Going down. It's awfully empty and bad.
Is that a tie or a pizza?
Only Kellogg's Rice Bobos have snapped cracker and pop.
Therefore, as the noisiest breakfast in the universe.
Let's dress up as a magical outfit.
It changes color so I can dress her all kinds of different ways.
She's got a magical poncho that changes color too.
She's amazing.
Let's dress up as warm and ice-cold harwans and accessories from Mattel.
April.
You know the landlord doesn't allow pets.
What could I do? We're a month in, they followed me home.
Whoa, what a day.
I feel like something the cat dragged in.
Gee, let me fix you something to eat.
That sounds good.
First, I'll feed your furry friend.
You're a nice person for a human.
How's that again?
Don't mind meow, Irma. I'm so tired I don't know what I'm saying.
Well, I'll leave you so you can take a little cat nap.
I thought she'd never leave.
You know, I'm getting pretty bored with these private eye disguises.
Sorry, fellas, but our French poodle suits are still at the cleaners.
Quit griping, guys. We're trying to help April.
And this is where we'll find her.
Uh-oh, I smell trouble.
Phew, can't smell worse than the food.
Who are you supposed to be? Humphrey Bogus?
You hit the nail right on the head, sweetheart.
Yeah, now listen here, you mugs.
I'm giving the orders around here, see?
All right, so I don't do bogus.
Enough stalling. Your turkeys are about to get plucked.
Wrong, Bozo. We're turtles, not turkeys.
I'm gonna make turtles, too.
This one's on me, fellas.
Back at you, cabbage head.
Allow me.
Man, there's nothing like a furious, fun-filled, food-clinging fight.
Try saying that three times fast.
One minute to air time, April.
Was it something I said?
Out! Out, out!
Well, there's no need to get catty.
April, I'm worried. You're not acting at all like yourself.
You'd better go, Irma. Now!
Not until you tell me what's going on.
I went to the hideout of this character called Shredder.
I was taking pictures of some machine...
...when something happened to me.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
It's turned you into a cat.
Yes! That's why I must go back and reverse what happened.
Meow!
No way! I'm not letting you out of this room.
Of course, if you insist on going.
Don't worry about me. Meow!
My best friend has turned into a cat.
I don't know whether to call 911 or the animal shelter.
What's this? Some kind of weird walkie-talkie?
Hello? Hello?
Those Kung Fu guys turned out to be a bunch of chicken lo-manes.
Yeah, with the accent on lo.
Hello? Is anyone there?
Who are you?
Never mind that. Who are you?
I'm Leonardo.
Oh! You really are a turtle.
Congratulations, lady. You just won the National Wildlife Award.
April's in trouble. If you care anything about her...
...meet me at the subway station at 4th and Broadway and I'll explain everything.
We're on our way. Okay, guys, it's turtle time!
I must remember which buttons the cat touched.
Someone is snooping around.
Hey, you!
What do you know? It's half animal.
Yeah, just like us.
Miss O'Neil, what are you doing here?
So that's it. You've been transmuted with a cat.
This should hold you.
Get us something to eat. It may calm her down.
I've got just the thing for us.
Hey, kitty. Look at what we bought for you for dinner.
You fool! She's still more female than feline.
She might not eat a rodent, but perhaps she'll help me hunt one down.
Excuse me. Did you happen to see a...
Shh!
Oh, wow! The two...
Cool it. We're top secret.
Yeah! Like you want to blow our cover?
Sorry. I guess I got carried away.
Okay. So what happened to April?
Well, first she turned into a cat and then she's written up from a saucer...
...and then she jumped out the window and then she went to some man called Shredder...
...and then she went to...
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
Right. Could you, like, rewind that and play it back at normal speed?
She said April went to Shredder's hideout. That's all we need to know.
Did she happen to tell you where it is?
No. But she did take some pictures of the place. Maybe they're still in her apartment.
Her apartment? Let's go!
Don't be frightened. I am your friend.
No! You are enemy!
Here, kitty. A brand new collar.
How come you've given her such pretty presents?
What? It's not a present, you cretin.
The effects of the molecular crossover will only last a short time.
But with that collar, she will obey my every command forever.
And I command you to hunt down Splinter.
Yes, master.
Which one is April's apartment?
It's that one, out there.
Look what's down here.
Wednesday night, Dad freaks out.
Acrophobia. Fear of heights.
Pediphobia. The fear of rank damage.
I think you should add Martinphobia. Fear of being strangled.
We'll nudge get out of this one.
But his little head is full of lard.
His little head is full of porries.
Then on Full House.
You! Stop sponging off this family!
Joey gets his big chance as a comic.
This is what Flipper's wife says when she has a headache.
Hey Dad, then. Full House. Wednesday night on Seven.
I mean, I bought a packet of cigarettes and stood in front of a mirror
and learned how to smoke when I was working at a supermarket
because everyone smoked and I wanted to fit in.
They're not really enjoying it.
That's what I did. I couldn't draw back.
And I mean, how stupid is that?
You go down to the train station and you hang out and have a cigarette.
But now I see kids doing that now who are the same age as me at that time
and I think, he looks so silly.
And you think, oh, that was stupid then, thinking I was so cool.
Adam! Adam! I asked you which country has the highest mountain.
Highest mountain? Wow!
You are about to enter the world of Quest.
Each fortnight your Quest Pack gives you all the answers.
How can satellites see what you're doing from space?
Which predator can smell blood from half a kilometer?
You can build your own floating fortress.
Get a giant wall poster and with part one, a free binder.
The adventure starts today.
It's here, under the ocean.
In Quest.
Hi, Micro Machine Man here looking for clues on an inside job.
These may look like ordinary micro machines, but they're really insiders.
The smallest authentically detailed vehicles in the world.
There are ten sets of insiders to collect, each with its own pop-up micro machine.
Want some more inside information?
New Micro Machine Double Play play sets.
But wait, it's a special action play set for your ultra small insiders.
How's that for an inside story?
New Micro Machine insiders and Double Play play sets from Kids Biz.
And remember, if it doesn't say micro machines...
It's not the real thing.
Now pay attention Smythe, write down these notes.
Music
April, is that you?
I guess not.
You guys start climbing, I'll handle this.
Back, big fella, back.
Music
That was great, Michelangelo, thanks.
Oh, nothing to it, bud. Just remember, pizza's the perfect payback.
Hi fellas, what took you so long?
Irma, how'd you get in here?
I've got a key.
You mean we climbed that fire escape for nothing?
It's okay, we needed the workout.
I found April's notes. It says this guy Shredder's hideout is an old warehouse on the dock.
And here are some photos she took of the place.
It's a molecular transporter. Then Splinter was right.
How totally weird, like that's the same cat in every photo.
That explains everything. April and the cat must have gotten their molecules switched.
Which means that somewhere out there is a cat who's trying to choose just the right nail polish for its claws.
Turtles, we've got to find April.
Finally, the lair is as it should be. But where are those turtles?
Meow!
Ah! Ah!
Meow!
Go away! Out of here!
Meow!
That's the one creature I truly fear.
Yes, Max Stirk, I hear you. We must destroy Splinter.
Oh, what delicious irony. Soon they will find Splinter and tear him to shreds.
Well, Shredder, you finally did something right.
May I remind you, Crang, it was your transporter that malfunctioned?
Oh, and now you'd like me to send a repairman, right?
Maybe you'd like me to fix your washing machine too.
Just the instructions will do.
All right, but I warn you, when I send a technodrome, there will be no second chance.
Om.
I must rid my mind of this dreaded fear of cats.
Om.
Ah!
My deepest nightmare come to life.
Meow!
April, what's come over you?
Meow!
I must try to contact the turtles.
Yoo-hoo! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Ah, there's a million cats in this city and we're supposed to find one ordinary stray?
Meow!
Hi there, pussycat. What's your name?
Meow.
Is that really you, April?
Meow.
See, I told you I was her favorite.
It's not you, man, it's those anchovy pizzas you eat.
The turtle com.
Quickly, turtles. I need you.
Om.
Master, come in, master. Splinter needs our help.
Splinter? Who's that? He sounds cute.
Yeah, cute enough to eat.
Back, back, I say.
Shredder must be behind this. But how did he find me?
Meow, I led him here. Master Shredder sent us to destroy you.
I will not fight you.
That will not stop me, meow.
No, I do not know what Shredder has done to you, but you are still my friend and the turtle's friend.
Turtles?
Yes. You cared deeply for one another.
No, that was in the past.
Say farewell, master Splinter.
Oh, April, no! It's us, the ninja turtles.
Ninja turtles? My friends.
Right, and this is our sensei. Remember?
Yes. Also my friend.
No, it's that collar. It's controlling her thoughts.
Must kill all of you. Shredder commands it.
Holy cats, she's gone totally nutsoy.
I'll take care of this.
No, Leonardo, don't. What are you doing?
Just boss.
So much for Shredder's thought control.
What happened?
Let's just say for a while there, you were catatonic.
Uh-oh, we're not out of the jungle yet.
And this one's not wearing a collar.
Chill out, dudes. This one's on me.
Gotcha.
That ought to hold him until we can notify the zoo.
Boy, Michelangelo, you and your dumb toys.
Like I always say, never look a gift mouse in the mouth.
Oh.
Laughed it. My control over April O'Neil's thought waves has been terminated.
So, uh, what do we do with her lunch?
Oh, she did it again.
Don't sweat it. I'll get the little nipper.
No, you idiot, don't.
Uh-oh, I think we broke it.
What do you mean, we? What head?
Hurry, you cretins. Out of here.
I'll get you turtles yet, if it's the last thing I do.
Well, April, how's it feel being a human again?
Awful. My nails are absolutely ruined from walking around on all fours.
Yet she's back to being a woman, all right.
Yoo-hoo, Splinter, are you in there?
Erma, what are you doing in the sewers?
Well, a woman will go to any depth to meet her dream man.
Now, where is this hunky Splinter guy?
I am Splinter.
You're a rat!
Precisely. You must be Erma.
Wrong. I must be going.
Stop!
The excitement's enough to take your breath away.
As carryover champ Ron leads a run for the money with Sandra and Adam,
who'll come up with the cash to be watching today after Family Feud.
Where are we, Tiny?
Why, we're at breakfast, Bondi.
As part of my complete breakfast, I go for Gronk's Frosted.
Tiny, help!
Hold on, Bondi. Delicious Kellogg's Frosties will bring out the tiger in me.
Thanks, Tiny.
Thanks, Frosties, mate. They're great.
Kellogg's Frosties, they bring out the tiger in you.
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I have a wonderful idea for your mother.
What's that?
She should be sent to a psychiatrist. Witches have such a thing.
They don't.
Then they should invent one just for her.
Calm down. She came back and took the spell off me, didn't she?
That was well of her. After I lost the Langley account.
You do realise you're talking to a man who's going to have to find a new job?
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Darren.
Hi Darren.
I thought you and I weren't speaking.
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Bye Sam. Wait till you hear.
Hear what?
I just heard it on the radio. The swindle that Langley pulled to get Bigelow out of the company will be front-page stuff.
And our being involved with him at a time like this could have ruined us.
That's what I call luck.
What makes you think it was luck?
Hmm?
I told you we should have told him.
Told him what?
Why I put on that little performance for the ladies.
You mean you knew about Langley? But how?
Well, Sam didn't really know. She just had a premonition.
A premonition? Come on, Sam. Tell me the truth. How did you find out about it?
Larry, don't tell anybody, but I'm married to a witch.
A premonition, huh?
Let's have a drink on it.
Coming up next on Seven, cartoon entertainment for kids with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Tonight, Dad goes over the top.
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We're beating pretty good now. We're definitely getting closer to the alien crystals.
And to the story of the decadent. Crystals from outer space, real life aliens from other planets. And I can't tell a soul about it.
It's only until we find the other fragments, April. Leonardo's right, there's too much at stake here.
Hey, it's indicating for us to turn here.
Oh, looks kind of deserted, doesn't it? No doubt about it. We're getting closer.
End of the line. A carnival? That crystal is somewhere on these grounds.
Well, I just hope it's near the pizza stand. I'm so hungry, I'm hollow.
Wait a minute, fellas. You can't walk in there looking like that.
Why not? Is there a carnival dress code? Your turtles, remember?
So that's why I'm green. I always thought it was something I ate.
It's cool, April. We'll just tell them we're with the sideshow.
Unfortunately, I had to call you back here to Dimension X. But this is vital. Now, let me see the crystal.
I'm afraid it was lost, Crang. Lost? How could such a thing happen?
My idiot assistant Baxter accidentally threw it out.
It's possible I'm really misplaced.
You must help me find it, Crang. I'll never be able to defeat the turtles without all the fragments.
Alright, Shruggler. But let this be the last time. I'm a ruthless, intergalactic evildoer, not a wet nurse.
Aha! I located it in an area outside the city.
I know where this is. On the grounds of a small carnival.
Well, then that is where you shall go.
To a carnival?
Yes, you'll fit in quite well with the other freaks.
Oh, no!
We can't be far now.
Yeah, we hang a left of the bearded lady and go past the flea circus.
I got news for you. We already did pass the flea circus.
Hey, Mom, look at that bunch of weird people.
You see what happens if you don't eat all your vegetables, dear? You turn green, like them.
Quick, pass the spinach.
Okay, turtles. It's very close now.
I told everything. Where's Michelangelo?
Alright, here I go again.
Go, Bunga!
Michelangelo, I've been looking all over the carnival for you.
Why'd you do that? I was right here.
Here, I won these for you.
You really shouldn't have done it.
Oh, that was fun. Want to go again?
Hey, look.
Wow!
You think it's a diamond?
If it is, we can trade it for lots more rides.
Alright, we're zeroing in on it.
Those two kids have the crystal?
Alien tracking devices never lie.
Oh, what are we supposed to do? Knock them out and grab it?
I'll take the little one.
Oh, wait a minute. They're both little.
Never mind, fellas. I'll talk to them.
Where the heck have you bozos been?
The show started ten minutes ago. You're the next act.
Huh?
And why aren't you in your clown outfits?
Excuse me, but I think you're making a mistake.
I made my mistake when I hired you geeks.
Now get in there and be funny.
And next time, leave those corny turtle suits home.
What do you say we lay this guy out?
Come on, Rafael. We don't want to make a scene.
But $3 is all I've got.
Won't you please tell me that thing?
$3? I won't buy diddly nowadays.
Yeah, or I'll have to pay for it.
Yeah, we're children of the 80s, remember?
Uh, how about a credit card?
But get it, we don't take plastic.
Don't go away. I'll be right back.
Oh, maybe we should have taken the $3.
There it is, the crystal. That little brat has it.
Baxter, this will be like taking candy from a baby.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You certainly have a way with words, Master.
I don't know why we're doing this. I feel like such a doofus.
I do too, but it's all part of tracking down that fragment.
Michelangelo, what happened?
Aw, I never thought being a circus star could make you see stars.
Quick, give me all the money you have.
Like what is this, a hold up?
I've got to get those kids to sell me that fragment.
What a bummer. I left my wallet in my other shell.
Michelangelo?
Oh hey, it was worth a try.
Here they come now, Master. I wonder where that lady with the $3 went.
Yeah, this thing's starting to get heavy.
I'll be happy to take it off your hands.
Hey, where'd you come from?
If you must know, from Dimension X in a far off galaxy.
You don't scare us, mister. We see every episode of Star Trek.
That's right, now give that thing back.
Yow! Oh no, the crystal.
Have no fear, Master. I've got it.
Good catch, Baxter.
You must admit I do have soft hands.
Yes, and a head to match.
No, you Baxter!
Now to discover the secret of the crystal and what special power it has.
Quite fascinating.
A most unusual molecular infrastructure.
Clumsy fool! You could have damaged it.
You also ruined my shine.
It seems to have picked up some mud from your boot.
That glob, it's starting to grow.
This is what I wiped from the crystal.
It's some kind of spore-like substance. A primitive form of plant life.
It must have stuck to my boot when I was in Dimension X.
Touching the crystal must have triggered its growth process.
A mutant plant. The perfect way to flush out those mutant turtles.
Soon, the power of the Eye of Sarnoth will be mine.
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And we came so close to getting that fragment too.
Yeah, what a bummer.
You came close once, the better to prepare you for your next encounter.
Tell that to this tracking device. I think it's suffering from battery burnout.
Hey, no biggie. I'll just boogie on down to the store and pick up some fresh ones.
Except for one small problem. This gizmos from another planet. What store carries battery size quadruple Z?
What do you advise, master?
I have a feeling the answer will soon come to us.
What's going on?
I saw this on the Late Show once. The invasion of the mean green giant killer Beanstalk.
Stand back, April. This is no Mother's Day plan.
Chill out, bro. I'm green, same as you.
Except for your face. That's turning blue.
Stand back, fellas. This one's on me.
Let's see how tough this thing really is.
It's not me.
Back off, buster. She's not plant food.
What kind of hideous plant was that?
I don't know, man, but it was Mondo Bizarro.
My guess is it's not from this planet.
I could almost hear it say, ouch.
I think that was me.
Well, whatever it was, we seem to have frightened it off.
I have a feeling we have not seen the last of that plant creature.
You think it's somehow connected to the Shredder?
It is highly possible. It has access to Dimension X, where many strange organisms abound.
Speaking of Shredder, we'd better start searching for those crystals.
Great, let's get started.
No, April, we'll drop you off at your apartment. We need you to stay on the Turtlecom.
I'd rather go along. You turtles have all the fun.
Blast! That plant is moving too slowly and will take weeks to flush out those turtles.
It appears we'll have to come up with a different plan to destroy them.
So how come you're sitting home all by yourself? You couldn't get a date either, huh?
No, Irma, I'm staying home because I'm expecting someone to call.
Sure you are.
Who could that be?
Maybe it's a gentleman caller.
I seriously doubt it. I don't know any gentlemen.
Come quick. We need your help. Sign the turtles. And there's an address.
You're always talking about those crazy turtles. Are you sure you didn't just dream them up?
You're right, Irma. They're just figments of my imagination. Bye.
This is the address on the note.
Uh, turtles, are you here?
No, but I am.
Shredder!
Baxter, where are your manners? Offer the young lady a seat.
Gladly, master.
Make yourself comfortable, Miss O'Neill. You may be here a very long time.
Uh-huh.
What are you doing?
Making sure you don't get lonely.
The turtle communicator!
April, is that you?
Not even close.
It's Shredder. What do you want, you metal-faced misfit?
Now, now, speak with respect. I'm holding your friend April hostage.
That's April, all right. I recognize her mumbles.
All right, Shredder. Where have you got her?
423 Dock Street. I'll be waiting, mutants.
Okay, turtles, let's haul shell.
This is it, 423 Dock Street.
But we just can't rush in there without a plan.
Yeah, that scuzzball probably has the place booby-trapped.
I think so much better on a full stomach. How about we take a pizza break, huh?
A pizza break?
Hold chill out, dudes. It was only a suggestion.
Michelangelo, you just gave us the perfect way to surprise Shredder.
I did.
Special delivery.
See who that is.
It's for green pizza delivery, boys.
I don't remember ordering any pizzas, especially green ones.
Well, you're getting them whether you want them or not.
I can't see.
It will take more than a pizza with extra olives to stop me.
Bother some mutants.
Who likes their crust extra crispy?
This bow's for you, Shredder.
Blast you.
Hold real still, April.
You didn't think we let Shredder get away with this, did you?
Speaking of Shredder getting away...
Farewell, amphibians. Till we meet again.
Bummer, they got away.
Forget those two for now. We've got a bigger problem, like finding those fragments.
Correction. We've got an even bigger problem than that.
Mainly stopping that alien plant before it destroys the entire city.
Turtles, I'm not so sure we can.
I'm having a strawberry juice.
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We think it's really grand.
Now there's something everyone can do.
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Highest mountain?
You are about to enter the world of Quest.
Each fortnight, your Quest Pack gives you all the answers.
How can satellites see what you're doing from space?
Which predator can smell blood from half a kilometer?
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It's here, under the ocean.
In Quest.
Tonight, a visit by the old dragon.
Your father died a happy man.
Yeah, of course he did. He finally figured out how to get away.
When she destroys Dad's love life, there's only one way out.
That's it. Don't try and stop me.
What are you doing?
I'm running away from home.
Then on Full House, Michelle's growing up.
You're gonna try to your crib.
I'm letting me out.
You mean you'd climb over the bars and jump down all by yourself?
You got it, dude.
Can they stop the credit escape?
I'm gonna tickle it out of you.
Hey Dad and Full House, tonight on Seven.
I don't believe it. It is ripping off our bumper.
What for?
That's what for. It's actually eating it.
Well, like they are rich in iron.
Grrr!
Okay, Chump, you just bit off more than you can chew.
Turtle power!
Thanks a lot, Raphael.
Anytime, old buddy.
Great, it's retreating.
Not great, it's headed for the sewers.
Invading the sanctity of our happy home?
This time it's gone too far!
No one knows the sewers better than Splinter.
Come on, guys, he'll help us track it down.
The rate that plant is growing, by now it could be anywhere under the city.
Where should we start looking, Master?
It is wise to always start at the root of the problem.
Of course, the root! Splinter is right!
But where do we glom onto it?
Even the longest journey starts with a single step.
I think I know what Splinter means.
This trail of green goo could only have been made by that plant.
Well, what are we waiting for? An engraved invitation? Let's go!
The trail leads along this corridor...
...and then disappears.
There's something really weird going down here.
It's got me!
Wait! No! I taste terrible!
You're saying that?
To something that was raised on fertilizer?
Uh-oh! Looks like we'll have to call up our secret weapon!
You mean... Exactly!
Yoo-hoo! Oh, Flora!
You mustn't keep a weed waiting!
But I feel like such a twerp!
Besides, I hate first dates!
Coochie-coo!
You big peas!
I'll bet you do that to all the growths!
Great! It likes you!
Yeah! You two could make beautiful mulch together!
Go ahead, plant one on its lips!
Actually, I'd rather plant one on its plant!
Turtle power!
This one's for you, buddy!
Just think of this as your friendly neighborhood weed-whackers!
I've got this!
Fellas, remember what Splinter said.
Get at the root of the problem!
Gotcha!
It looks like adios for this vine, fellow!
Alright! We did it! Ninja power! Yeah!
Way to go, Michelangelo!
Watch it, bud! You're crushing my leaves!
I may want to wear this at the next Harvest Moon Ball!
This is some dynamite pizza! What's on it, Michelangelo?
Everything except green veggies!
Good idea! After that experience with the giant plant...
I hope you fellas don't feel that way about all plants.
Oh, it is sorta pretty! What kind of plant is it?
It's a Venus flytrap!
Oh, she tells me!
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It's Jimmy's birthday.
And I'm all out of Caramello Koalas.
Luckily, Caramello Koalas' friends are there to help him get to the store.
I need lots of Caramello Koalas for Jimmy's birthday, please, Miss Prim.
They're his favourite.
He loves the taste of the Cadbury Milk Chocolate with the yummy, creamy carobal filling.
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They're everyone's favourite.
Next on Seven, it's Now You See It.
Then at five, join Brisbane families in the battle for cash and great prizes.
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You'll be in the front row for all the excitement on Family Feud.
Today at five, you're on seven.
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Grubby tactics surface in Summer Bay.
You don't think I'm responsible for this, do you?
Well, who else?
Deception is a growth industry.
Carly, how much?
I can't remember exactly.
Carly blows Ben's credit limit.
You should be going now, shouldn't you?
Well, your handling is better than I expected.
Sorry?
Stephen.
Will he find out in Home and Away tonight?
I'll show you how to crush you meddlesome turtles one by one.
Guess again, frying pan face.
Blast you.
Stand still, you little shrinkers.
What do we do now, Leonardo?
This thing is getting heavy.
I'd say it's time to haul Shell.
Come back and fight like men, you mutants.
You guys go on.
I can't run any farther.
Never.
We'll make our stand here.
Kind of like Custer did.
Who needs foot soldiers when a single foot will take care of you in sec.
Oh, whoa.
Here comes the cavalry.
Whoa.
Look out.
No, it can't be.
They've escaped.
But I have the first fragment of the Eye of Sarnoff.
And soon its limitless power shall be mine.
We've got to make it home before we get even smaller.
And quick.
We're shrinking faster than a pair of cheap underwear.
Okay.
The coast is clear.
Hey, watch it, Bigfoot.
We made it.
Thanks a lot, fella.
Cheer up, turtles.
At least things can't get any worse.
Oh, no.
Scope that out.
A watering truck.
Head for the high ground.
I got news for you.
The high ground is too high.
Remember, we're turtles.
We're at home under the water.
Keep telling me that.
There's got to be an easier way to get home than this.
Hmm.
It would seem we have quite a large problem.
Please, Sensei, must you use the word large?
And one that requires immediate action.
April, this is Splinter.
Please respond.
Remember, we at Channel 6 News have to be decisive.
Daring, able to make split-second decisions.
April, are you there?
Did you say something?
Who, me?
April.
Yes, you, April.
You are needed most urgently.
It's an emergency.
I've got to go, Mr. Thompson.
It's a hot story.
Go?
Go where?
We're in the middle of a meeting.
You said yourself we've got to make split-second decisions.
Ciao.
But that was only a speech.
Unlimited power rubbish.
You have given me nothing but empty promises.
But Crane, I have destroyed the turtles as you ordered.
Why, why, why?
Where is your proof?
I have none.
Like many a turtle before them, they have been flushed down the sewers.
Ha!
Talk is cheap.
What I want is indisputable evidence.
Is my word not good enough?
Precisely.
Your word is not good enough.
Ha!
If proof is what that maniac medulla wants, then proof he shall have.
Thank you, April, for answering my call.
We must find Shredder and that alien fragment before he uses it to do further damage.
Those poor turtles, less than six inches high.
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Interrupt a commercial?
It must be big news.
The Empire State Building is actually shrinking.
Shredder!
Precisely.
Now he's turned that fragment on innocent people.
Hang on, Splinter.
Next stop, the Empire State Building.
It's been reported that this is just one of many midtown buildings that have been shrunk.
Come on, Mr. Hurry!
You're gonna miss one less!
Oh, the alien crystal has done its work beautifully.
Oh, yes, Master, magnificently.
And this will be the crown jewel in my collection.
Now Crang will have to send me my foot warriors.
It's hopeless.
By the time we get there, Shredder will be gone.
We must retrieve the alien crystal,
or I dread to think what may befall the city.
Well, one good thing about being tiny.
Yeah, one slice of pizza is enough for all of us.
Like, speak for yourself, dude.
Oh, no! Look!
It's a tidal wave!
Why are we running? It's just your average sewer trickle.
Sure, but we're no longer your average-sized mutant turtles.
Quick, turtles! Climb aboard!
Boy, I didn't know they made barzasolk this big.
It must be the large family size, huh?
Speaking of things that are large...
A sewer snake!
What a way to go.
We're not swallowed yet.
Let's do lunch again sometime.
Oh, nice going, Leonardo.
Now we're traveling economy class.
Shredder? Shredder, this had better be good.
I'm much too busy for your time-wasting conversation.
The talking is over. This time I will show you deeds.
Behold!
Is this some sort of joke?
I asked for petrified turtles, and you bring me toy buildings.
I want those turtles, and I want them now!
Oh, blast that grotesque ganglion!
Like I suggested, this.
What in blazes is that monstrosity?
An invention of mine. A heat-seeking turtle soap!
It'll locate them no matter how tiny they are.
Oh, excellent! Now go, and don't come back without those mini amphibians.
Never fear, Master. They're as good as captured.
Well, looks like we're not the only ones shrinking.
The soap is, too.
Hold it, guys. We've got more serious problems.
Oh, yeah? Like what?
Like that! A storm drain!
And we're headed right for it!
Oh, what a bummer!
No soap, no hope!
Hang on! We're going over!
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Honey Bear was always in trouble.
All he could think of in the morning was honey.
Baa-baa-bees!
His parents told him to stay away from the bees.
Now you be hive yourself.
They hive? Yeah!
But that only made things worse.
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Honey Bear stumbled onto Kellogg's Honey Smacks.
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Wednesday, a visit by the old dragon.
Your father died a happy man.
Yeah, of course he did. He finally figured out how to get away.
When she destroys Dad's love life, there's only one way out.
That's it! Don't try and stop me!
What are you doing? I'm running away from home.
Then on Full House, Michelle's growing up.
You'll look out of your crib.
I'll let me out.
You mean you'd climb over the bars and jump down all by yourself?
You got it, dude.
Can they stop the great escape?
I'm gonna tickle it out of ya!
Hey Dad and Full House, Wednesday night on 7.
Whoa, Bud! That was definitely a radical ride!
Now all we've got to worry about is getting to shore.
We've got bigger problems than that, Leonardo.
We're always looking for trouble.
Oh yeah? Well this time the trouble's looking for us.
Yikes! It's Moby Dick's big brother!
I promise, dude. I'll never eat another anchovy pizza again.
I've got news for ya. You may never eat another pizza, period.
What's going on?
Well, what do we have here?
Why, it's a rare species up soon to be extinct turtles.
Something tells me we were better off with the fish.
Hmm, this is most strange.
What is it, Splinter?
I left the turtles at home, yet I sense they are close by.
The connection between Sensei and Student is very strong.
I hope you're wrong. In their present condition, they wouldn't last long in a neighborhood like this.
Yes, they are now quite close. My bond with the turtles has not diminished, even if they have.
Please, turn here. There! That is where they are.
Well, Crane, what have you to say now?
Perhaps I have underestimated your evil abilities after all.
My thoughts exactly.
What have you to say now, mini mutants?
You'll never get away with this, Crane!
Huh? Well, you've got to admit, it sounded good.
And now, Crane, for your viewing pleasure, you shall witness the final agonizing moments of the turtles' demise.
Splendid! Let the show begin. If I had hands, they'd be sweating in anticipation.
Can't we discuss this like human beings?
Nice try, Danatello.
Sayonara, turtles.
Splinter!
Yes, Shudder. Your old Sensei has returned to teach you a new lesson.
Feeble rodent! I will do the teaching!
Infernal technical difficulties, and just when the show is getting interesting.
Not bad for a rusty old has-been.
One with a face made of metal should not use the word rusty.
Try again, Shredder.
I intend to.
Oh, what a ride! My brain feels like tofu.
Aaaaaaah!
April, over here! We're behind this big hunk of junk!
Turtles? Is that you?
Yeah, what there is of us.
I can't believe it! You're so tiny!
Look, April, this is no time for small talk.
Quick, aim that crystal at us. A second jolt might reverse the effect.
You mean we might get bigger? Well, we can't get much smaller, Einstein.
It's worth a try.
Ha ha! Advantage, Shredder!
It's useless to struggle against the Shredder grip of steel.
Quick, April, turn on the beam.
I'm not sure how.
Neither are we. It just sort of happened.
Something's happening, but I don't know what!
Whoa, man!
Feels like an intergalactic tanning booth.
It's working! We're starting to grow!
How are we doing right here?
Smothered by a cheese-wrapping machine. A fitting end for a rat.
Will you get rid of...
Whoa!
What? It stopped while I have just started.
Ah ha! The crystal!
You may have won this time, Splinter, but I still have this!
Quickly, Master! This way!
Till the next time, turtles! Au revoir!
He's getting away with the crystal! We must stop him!
It is useless to try. He is gone.
I feel we failed you, Master.
It is all part of the learning process, Leonardo.
Even our mistakes can serve as teachers.
And just as mysteriously as it started, this entire shrinking business stopped.
Hopefully one day the true story behind this incredible event can be revealed.
Yeah, the same day we turtles can walk around the city like regular people.
Speaking of things shrinking, so's my stomach.
Where the heck is Michelangelo with those pizzas?
Yeah, he sure has taken his sweet time.
Ta-da! All right, dudes, it's scarfing time!
All right, I'll do the slicing.
Hey, just scope out these babies.
Babies? These things haven't even been born yet.
Is this some kind of a sick joke?
I had them specially made for my small students.
To remind them they still have a long way to grow.
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So when are you gonna see the turtles again, April? Huh?
Oh, Irma, give me a break, okay?
It's not like I can meet them at Times Square at high noon.
It's a slow news day, April.
Do you know what good reporters do at times like these?
They take the rest of the day off and see a movie?
No, they go out and make news, which is what I suggest you do.
You're gonna see the turtles, right, April?
Oh, oh, can I come with you? Please?
Irma, the turtles are not the most exciting thing in my life.
Maybe not in yours, but they certainly are in mine.
You really have to go, Master.
I do not have to. I choose to.
Hi, guys. Anything exciting happening, like Shredder trying to take over the world?
Actually, it's been kind of quiet, April.
I guess that's why Splinter's going out of town.
Great! Is there a story in it?
I'm afraid not, April. It's merely an annual pilgrimage I make.
Three days of fasting and meditation.
Oh, you're right. That's not much of a story.
Hey, don't sweat it, April. This is the big city. Something's bound to happen.
But, Crang, I tell you, Razzak!
You have let those turtles escape for the last time.
The invasion can wait no longer.
One more chance, Crang. That's all I ask.
Yeah, Crangy. Just one more chance, please.
Quiet, all of you! I can see if I want something done right.
I'll just have to do it myself.
I'm bringing the Testiderm back to Earth.
Then I shall personally deal with the turtles.
All right.
This is gonna be good.
But you'll need power. Enormous power to open a portal that big.
Precisely. That's why you are going to take over the hydroelectric station at Niagara Falls.
Attach this polarity nobler to the main control panel.
It will direct the power I need through the portal to the technotrome.
Meanwhile, I will move the technotrome to the proper space-time coordinates.
Crang, out!
At last, my army of foot soldiers will be mine to command again.
Don't just stand there, you mutant morons. We must hurry.
Oh, foot soldiers and rock soldiers, to your battle stations.
Crang, I've commandeered the power station and the polarity deflector is in place.
Look for once you've done something right. I'll reign the power of this end.
You brought a turtle com, didn't you, Master?
Yes, but contact me only in dire emergency. I will return in three days.
Farewell, Master Splinter.
Yeah, stay loose. Boy, Duvall's are really tough for me.
Okay, let's get back to the city. You never know when Shredder might strike next.
Fellas, we've got serious problems.
You had to open your big mouth.
What is it, April?
There's been a massive power failure throughout the entire city. Someone, or some thing, is draining the power.
It's the work of Crang and Shredder. I can sense it.
Well, bud, I thought only Splinter could do that psychic bit.
Well, with him away, someone has to do it. We'll head back immediately.
Yeah! Let's show those creepozoids what turtle power's all about!
Yes! Yes! It's working! The capacitors are charging!
Shredder, the turtles will certainly learn of this and try to stop you.
That's why I'm sending you a contingent of foot soldiers and rock soldiers.
Oh, at last! You won't regret this, Crang.
I'd better not! The pan into the porthole!
At last, I have my army! I'd like to see the turtles try something now.
Now, to coordinate our attack. Shredder calling Crang! Come in, Crang!
What do you think caused this blackout?
I'll bet my shell it's Shredder.
Yeah, my thoughts exactamundo.
If I can just tune in the right frequency.
Shredder calling Crang! Come in, Crang!
Crang here! What is it?
The foot soldiers and rock soldiers have arrived.
Good! The technodrome is almost fully charged.
Estimate portal penetration in approximately half-hoops.
What's he saying?
I can't make it out. Something about Crang using the Niagara Power Station to open a portal large enough for the technodrome.
The technodrome? Mega disaster!
We've got to stop it! We're the only hope the world has!
Turtle power!
This could be the story of the century!
Hey, you think maybe we ought to tell Splinter about this?
This sure fits my description of an emergency.
We can't keep running to Splinter for help. He trained us for this. We must not fail him.
I sense a great danger approaching. Somewhere to the south of here. I must hurry.
All those friends of me! Prepare to enter the portal!
It doesn't look good. Shredder's got a small army patrolling the area.
Well, well. Look at who's here. Adios, snowbags!
Hey! Powerbusters!
Safe landing. No need to panic.
Come on, old man!
Doing his best for her wasn't good enough.
Well, what will your friends think? Us being so poor that you have to buy their cast-offs?
Carly faces an embarrassing dinner with her yuppie friend.
Oh, come on, Bobby. We haven't got much time left together.
And teenage lovers set out to break all the rules.
It was a special occasion. It was our last night together.
Home and away, 6.30 tonight.
Talk about. Talk about.
They're all around you. With music in their blazes.
A flavor surrounds you.
Playing strawberry, orange, coral, that's it.
Everybody talk about. Pop music. Talk about.
Melody Pops from Choppa Chops. With a different song inside each rapper.
Melody Pops. Talk about great taste in music.
Where are we, Tiny?
Why, uh, we're at breakfast, Bondi.
As part of my complete breakfast, I go for Cod's Frosted.
Tiny, help!
Hold on, Bondi. Delicious Kellogg's Frosties will bring out the tiger in me.
Thanks, Tiny.
Thanks, Frosties, mate. They're great.
Kellogg's Frosties, they bring out the tiger in you.
Adam, Adam, I asked you which country has the highest mountain.
Highest mountain? Wow.
You are about to enter the world of Quest.
Each fortnight, your Quest Pack gives you all the answers.
How can satellites see what you're doing from space?
Which predator can smell blood from half a kilometer?
You can build your own floating fortress.
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It's here, under the ocean.
In Quest.
It's the wild, it's the wild.
He's coming right for us. Oh, no.
Help, I want help.
Have a fair, Freddo's here.
Hooray, hooray for Freddo.
He's my hero.
Freddo's fantastic and now there's a new rainbow chip too.
And I always thought Niagara Falls was a romantic place.
If we're going to go over the falls, we should at least do it in a barrel.
Like somebody does something or we're going to be turtles on the half shell.
There's still one slight chance if the laser blast didn't damage the remote control functions.
It's working.
Oh, so tubuloso.
I hate to be a bother, but can't you hurry and get out of here?
But can't you hurry it up?
Give me a break, this is delicate work.
Jump for it.
Nice, Donatello. Next time you think you can shave it a little closer.
What do you mean? We had two whole seconds to spare.
Well, so far we've managed to lose the glider and nearly get ourselves killed.
Turtles.
Master Splinter, what are you doing here?
That drew me here.
Oh, Mondo, misery to the max.
I hate to say this, but we're in deep trouble.
He's preparing to return the technodrome to Earth.
We've got to cut off the power to the portal.
Hey, outstanding plan, dude.
Any idea as to how?
Well, if we could somehow stop the river, that would shut down the power station.
Swell, we'll just round up 50 million beavers and ask them to please build us a dam.
Oh, not bad, but I've got a better idea.
Listen, we can just...
Preparing active gravity points.
You're convinced this is going to work, right, Donatello?
It should. Most of the river is diverted through tunnels to the power station.
All we have to do is close them off.
As simple as that, huh?
I suppose you've got a better suggestion.
Uh, I do.
Yoo-hoo!
Hi, fellas.
Surprise!
So much for that idea.
Kill out, Donatello!
Double trouble.
Hey, you!
Thanks for the help, April.
I wonder how the others are doing.
Well, there's one way to find out.
The other soldiers should have been back by now.
What could have happened to them?
We haven't rock steady.
What? You had enough?
Me? You're about to get plasma-ized.
Whoa! You guys are starting to get my goat.
Hey, what's going on?
Thanks for the help, Master Splinter.
Yeah, you really dusted him off.
We must hurry. The sleep spice will not affect one his size for long.
You guys have any trouble?
No, piece of cake.
Okay, Donatello, shut this thing down.
I'll try.
The power's gone, but that's impossible.
No! This can't be happening!
Praying the power has been cut off.
I can see that, fool.
I'm diverting auxiliary power to the portal.
They must have shut off the pumps.
Follow me with as many soldiers as you can find.
Sure thing, boys.
Hey, it worked!
Don't look now, guys, but I think they figured out our plan.
Then we go out with turtle honor, fighting.
Yeah, I'd rather go out for pizza, fighting.
Now, look at the bright sun.
Things could be worse.
I got news. Things are worse.
Raving ravioli! It's the techno draw!
My enemy, the turtles are about to be crushed into oblivious particles.
What a truly pleasant moment.
Oh, what do we do now?
Well, we can always pray for a meteor to strike.
Troops, attack!
No! This is not how I wish it to end.
Bop! Even if you think I want the pleasure of destroying them myself.
Guys, it looks like we're headed for that big pet shop in the sky.
Tonight, Dad freaks out.
Acrophobia, a fear of heights.
Bettyphobia, a fear of great damage.
I think you should add Martinphobia, fear of being strangled.
Will Nudge get out of this one?
But his little house is full of love.
His little head is full of porries.
Then on Full House...
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This is what Flipper's wife says when she has a headache.
Hey, Dad, then Full House. Tonight from 7.30 on 7.
Well, thanks to the socialists in the South, interest rates are up.
Somebody's out and everything else is down.
Except for me, no fear.
I'm looking out for the people of Brisbane.
And I have done a deal with Railway Station FMMM 104 to prove it.
FMMM?
Oh, today we are examining the effect of pouring milk onto various substances.
The Sancho.
Oh, this Gherkin.
This cute little pussycat.
And this part of a good breakfast, a bowl of Kellogg's Rice Bobbles.
Snap, crackle, pop!
Going down, names on the way.
It's awfully empty and bad.
Is that a tie or a pizza?
Only Kellogg's Rice Bobbles have snapped, crackled and popped.
And therefore, are the noisiest breakfast in the universe.
It's the Milky Bar Kid.
The Milky Bar Kid is tough and strong.
Milky Bar Kid just can't go wrong.
Milky Bar Kid only eats what's right.
Milky Bar, it's sweet and white.
The Milky Bars are on me.
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Nessles Milky Bar.
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Well, it's been nice knowing you guys.
And you too, April.
Oh, right. A real thrill.
Do not despair, D'Artello.
In life, there is always hope.
Oh, my hope is that you are right.
I bid you farewell, mutant.
What?
Something's gone wrong.
I've used too much power in keeping the portal open.
The Capacitators are drained.
Turtle power!
Stop them, I put soldiers. They must not escape.
Exactly the way you planned it.
Right, Leonardo?
Well, I never look a gift branch in the mouth.
If we don't get away, we're turtle toe jam.
Oh, like how, man? This place is crawling with Cribola.
Watch and learn.
Keep shooting, rock break morons.
They're getting away.
They've escaped again. Oh, this is getting very monotonous.
They won't get far.
We have to make the falls while I recharge the Capacitators.
As you said earlier, this had better work.
I hate to say it, but with the technodrome and Krang's power,
we've got our shells to the wall.
Master, we must make plans to defeat Krang and Shredder.
Unfortunately, we can do little until we learn their plan.
And by then, it might be too late.
Splendid. We're at full power again.
Now, to implement my ingenious plan.
Which is?
To create a seismic vibration solo encase.
I'll deposit earthquakes of tantrum placement proportions.
Then take over the impact of where to stay and make it our base of operations.
From there, we will use the capabilities of Dimension X to conquer the entire planet.
I like it. I like it.
Do you really have any choice?
This is Krang, ruler of Dimension X.
Aye. I command everyone to leave the city immediately.
If it is not evacuated in 24 hours,
I shall call the Mastraga Quake and level every building.
Can he do that?
I'm afraid the answer is yes.
We've got to find the technodrome and stop him.
Sure, no sweat. And what do we do with the rest of the afternoon?
Enough talking. It's time for action.
Turtles, follow me.
And so begins the final battle.
If we keep following this trail the technodrome left, we're sure to find it.
Well, it's kind of hard to miss. It's only five times the size of the Houston Astrodome.
Look, there's something up ahead.
A technodrome. We found it.
I keep forgetting how humongous it is.
Okay, so how do we get inside?
It won't be easy. The whole thing is covered with foot-thick titanium armor.
Hey, don't sweat it. I've got this gadget I've been saving for just such an occasion.
Now what?
All right, everyone take cover. This explosive packs an incredible punch.
You call that a punch? It's more like a slap on the wrist.
Well, sometimes they need a little adjustment.
Whoa!
And sometimes not.
Let's go!
Security has been reached on level seven.
It must be those blasted turtles again.
We know where we're going, or are we just sightseeing?
If I can locate the control circuits, I can deactivate the earthquake-causing mechanism.
Stop!
Is anything wrong, Master Splinter?
Treader is drawing close. I can sense him.
I will lead him away so that you may continue your search.
You clumsy idiots.
Well, why'd you stop, boss?
I sense that my ancient enemy, Amato Yoshi, is nearby.
I shall deal with him personally.
You two find the turtles and finish them.
Now, with pleasure, boss.
Yeah, just leave it to us.
What luck! We located it!
Now, if I can just rewire them.
Hurry, Donatello. We're running out of time.
Raw, toy-to-breath. Your time just ran out.
Hehehehehehe!
So, Amato Yoshi, it appears it is time for our final confrontation.
Amato Yoshi is no longer.
There is only Splinter.
And soon, he will be gone as well.
Wait! You can't fire your lasers in here!
You'll damage the circuitry!
He's right.
I guess we just gotta do this the old-fashioned way.
Huh, ain't that a shame.
Gotcha!
Did you have time to shut down the circuitry?
Did you have time to shut down the circuit?
Hey, dudes! Anyone for a slice of granola and licorice pizza?
Yeah, no thanks, Michelangelo.
We're still stuffed from the peanut butter and pickle pizza you made for lunch.
Hmmmm.
Is something wrong, Master Splinter?
Indeed there is, Leonardo.
Why are the four of you not doing your daily katas?
Oh, well, we thought we'd take some time off and...
Oh, what Donatello is trying to say, Sensei, is that we thought we deserved a little vacation.
Ayyy, sangra joeya!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Master!
You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles.
Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient.
Aw, come on, Master Splinter.
We already sent Chromedome and Krang to the Earth's core.
Yeah, right! Those dudes are totally dusted.
Without positive proof, it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished.
Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters,
and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime.
I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice.
You obviously need the practice.
Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it!
Blast it, Krang! When will we be able to return to the surface?
We are very low on power, and we need to replace a number of vital electronic components.
Also, the broken silicon brain of the main computer has an owie, thanks to your bumbling incompetence.
The problem is, how are we going to fix it?
I know of something that might help, but it's on the surface of the Earth. You'll have to go get it.
I've modified the anti-matter cannons to pour holes to the surface.
These pneumatic modules will carry you there.
It won't be a pleasant journey, but...
Nothing could be more unpleasant than being stuck here with you.
Rock steady. Beam up.
Uh, what's up, boys?
We're going back to the surface, and if we're very lucky, we might get to dispose of the turtles while we're there.
Oh, a pleasant trip!
Man, I am one tired turtle.
Yeah, tell me about it. Splinter's really working us to the max.
Six hours of exercises a day, and now we're out patrolling the streets.
The city seems pretty quiet tonight.
That's a good thing. Right now, I couldn't find a parking ticket.
Hey, dudes, scope out the all-night theater!
All right! A kung-fu movie marathon!
Let's go check it out!
I don't know. Master Splinter might not like that idea.
Aw, come on, Leonardo, we deserve a night off.
Well, okay.
Four tickets, please.
You say four?
Yeah, that's right, lady. Four. Like this.
And I thought what we had on the screen was weird.
Hey, guys, let's turn off our turtle count.
Hey, wait a minute, Donatello. What if...
But the world can live without us for one night. We deserve a break.
Oh, I hated riding in that thing.
Please, heck with my psilocysts.
Now stop complaining, you cretins,
or I'll send you back down the shaft without the module.
The turtles are late in returning from their patrol.
No response. I hope nothing has happened to them.
And where do you think you're going? The press conference is about to start.
Right, Vernon, I just have to powder my nose.
Yes, Splinter, what is it?
April, have you seen the turtles tonight?
No, I haven't. Are they all right?
That is what I'm trying to determine.
Let me know if I can be of help.
I've got to sign off now. I'm covering a story at Metro Hospital.
I don't care how shiny your nose is. They're about to start without us.
Whatever you say, Vernon.
Women reporters.
Ladies and gentlemen of the press, this is a prototype of the new METI laser gun.
It's the most advanced instrument known to man for healing.
And it's just what we need to heal the protein silicon computer.
Take it!
I'll take that.
You can take this.
April, the turtles. Come in, turtles.
They've stolen the METI laser prototype. It's the only one in the world.
Oh, I can't reach the turtles. Splinter, come in.
What is it, April?
Something terrible has happened.
Man, that was one fabuloso flick.
Yeah, you know, somebody ought to make a movie about us.
Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Oh, it's got a nice ring to it.
We better check in with Master Splinter.
Well, hey, like, what's the rush? Let's scarf some pizza first, huh?
What do you think might have happened to the turtles, Splinter?
Either their communicators are broken or they've turned them off.
Attention, all units. Strange mutants reported in the downtown area.
A rhino and a warthog. Investigate immediately.
Oh, that can only be bebop and rocksteady.
Just as I feared. Shredder is alive and back on Earth.
We must find him and stop him.
Someone in that building has just come from a hospital.
How can you tell?
My keen sense of smell detects the odor of disinfectant.
Also, that ambulance is double-parked in front of it.
It's got to be Shredder. Come on!
April, wait. It will be dangerous. Stay here.
Oh, do we have to ride in this thing, boys?
I'd use this medilaser on your brain if it weren't such a small target.
I suggest you return that instrument to its proper owners, Shredder.
Get him!
You are quick, old one. But a laser blast is even quicker.
Reversing the polarity of the medilaser makes it as deadly as it can be healing.
Rocksteady, bebop! Come on, you incompetent buffoons!
We could have beat him, but he fights back.
Splinter!
Next on Hinch.
The world's latest craze, teenage mutant ninja turtles
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I like the action and the anime. I like when they do somersaults.
Like grass.
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With music you play to, the flavors surround you.
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Where are we, Tiny?
Why, uh, we're at breakfast, Bondi.
As part of my complete breakfast, I go for catalogs, frostings.
Tiny, help!
Hold on, Bondi. Delicious Kellogg's Frosties will bring out the tiger in me.
Thanks, Tiny.
Thanks, Frosties, mate. They're great.
Kellogg's Frosties, they bring out the tiger in you.
You can yoga when it's where you go. You can yoga when it's up.
You can yoga when it's lunchtime. You can yoga when it's not.
It's the yoga and yoko that makes yoko go.
You go go twin pack.
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And greeny rice!
You love two packs more than one. Better tasting, much more fun.
Try the pack. It's fun to share.
You can't hold...
April!
Thank goodness you're here.
What's wrong with Master Splinter?
Shredder did this.
Shredder?
With a new Medi-Laser weapon.
He's in a coma. It looks like the Medi-Laser short-circuited his brain functions.
If that's the case, maybe another blast at reverse frequency will save him.
If only we'd obeyed him instead of goofing off.
We never should have gone to that movie.
Or stopped for a pizza, even though it was delicious.
There'll be plenty of time to blame ourselves later. Right now, we've got to save Splinter.
For that, we'll need the Medi-Laser.
Shredder's got it.
Then we'll find him, if we have to look under every rock in the city.
So finally you're here. And you've brought the Medi-Laser.
This will heal the protein silicon brain of the central computer in no time.
You're welcome.
Okay.
Blast!
Was that really necessary?
The directional control module is missing. I can't aim the Medi-Laser without it.
Oh, great.
It must have broken off during my battle with Splinter. We're returning to the surface.
Oh, gee, Buzz, we're tired.
Yeah, how come we gotta go with you again?
Because I love your company. And because we might run into the turtles this time.
Well, so far, no good. Not a sign of Shredder or his mutants anywhere.
Hey, don't look now, compadres. But I think we've hit El Jackpano Grande.
It's Shredder. Let's do it.
I say, what in blazes do you think you're doing?
Oh, sorry, sir. We thought you were someone else.
Oh, yeah. I guess it's that funny cape you're wearing.
What now, fearless leader?
I don't know, Raphael. I guess we head back to the sewers and think of a new strategy.
Any luck, guys?
Zip.
Zero.
Nada.
If only we had some kind of clue. There was something to use as bait for Shredder.
Hey, will this help? I found it on the basement floor where Splinter was.
Will it ever? It's a directional control module. The medilaser is useless without it.
That means Shredder's gotta come back for it.
Exactamundo! And when he does, we'll be on him like cheese on a pizza.
How come we always got a travel tourist?
Will you shut up and find the component?
You're right, boss.
Watch it, Zipstick.
You watch it, Raymo.
Why can't I find competent help?
It ain't here, boss.
Splinter's body is also missing, which means the turtles probably found both him and the module.
It'll take forever to search the sewers for them.
But perhaps there's an easier way.
What way's that, boss?
It involves you two doing what you do best. Mindless violence and destruction.
I like the sound of that.
Yeah, me too.
Will you fellas calm down? Shredder's bound to show up sooner or later.
Yeah, but when? It's been hours. Splinter might get worse. He might even...
I read you, Rafael. What's up?
I am. About 500 feet up. And I'm looking at trouble right here in River City.
Rocksteady and Bebop are on a rampage in the park.
We're on our way.
Hey, Michelangelo. How come you're not shouting cowabunga?
Well, to be honest, I'm getting kind of bored with it. Hey, how about this? Yabba dabba!
Nah, it's just not you.
Yeah, this is the part of our job I really love. Yeah!
Now to break up that little party.
Turtle power!
Well, well. Look what crawled out from under a rock!
Whoa!
Heads up, guys. This sneezing powder ought to blow him away.
Let's make mincemeat out of these mutants. Come on.
Get out of here!
They dove into the bay! After them! Diving into that yuck? Forget it.
Donatello's right. We won't be able to tell them from the rest of the garbage.
I'm afraid you're right. We better go back to the lair.
My plan is working perfectly. We'll follow them back to their hideout and get the missing module.
And once I have it, this gas grenade will dispose of them once and for all.
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What time is it?
Seven o'clock Saturday morning.
Oh, how wonderful!
Here on Seven.
Hey, pal! Play the Teenage Mutant Ninja titles video game of Time Zone, now!
No, no, no, you are wrong.
I'm here to launch something for the people of Brisbane.
Who's to deal with?
You know as well as I do, with Railway Station M and Triple 104.
What's your role?
Don't you worry about that. I am the financial advisor.
What of the details?
I'm not giving you the details. You listen to the wireless.
Whenever I come on there with my financial tips, hop on the phone and gee whiz, you could win $1,000 six times a day.
Where's the money?
That's for you to know and for me to find out.
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I actually used to smoke when I was younger though.
But I don't smoke now.
Well I'm certainly not turned on by it, that's for sure.
I didn't even enjoy it when I did smoke.
I've never smoked.
No but I'd try and do an erotic class and I couldn't do a whole class and that would be...
Well I mean like, you'd go for a run, you'd go for a run and you'd come back and you'd think,
geez I wish I didn't have that cigarette.
And you'd cough up all this phlegm.
Oh yeah, it's just a bit.
We're almost home.
Hey, maybe Splinter will be feeling better, huh?
I doubt it Michelangelo.
Only the Medi-Laser can help him recover.
Yo, hold everything!
Shredder and his goons are behind us!
Oh boy, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the sewers, huh?
They must be after this.
Come out and face us Shredder!
Man against turtle!
The module!
This should do the trick.
A gas grenade!
Alright! Home run my man!
Get them you fools! I must have that module!
One module coming up!
Oh boy, you guys could use a bath.
Whoa!
Yo Shredder, try one of these size on for size.
Yeah!
Whoa!
I'll take that.
And this too!
Not so fast metal mouth!
Whoa!
I believe you wanted this.
Great! Now we've got the Medi-Laser!
Oh but Shredder's got the module.
Boy oh boy, some days it just doesn't pay to come out of your shell.
Donatello, can you rig up some sort of substitute for the module?
I suppose I could try.
Well let's hurry. Master Splinter is running out of time!
Crang, I'll need reinforcements. Send me a dozen of my foot soldiers.
A dozen? To handle four adolescent amphibians?
Do you want the Medi-Laser or don't you?
Very well, but two foot soldiers are all I can spare. Crang out!
Now what do we have to use those robots for?
Yeah, they're so ugly!
Wait, what's this? They built a new Medi-Laser to replace the one I stole.
Perfect! I'll steal the new Medi-Laser. That way I won't have to deal with those blasted turtles.
While the cost of living index has increased 3.2%.
Oh it's no use. I can't get it to work.
And in local news, Metro Hospital has just completed a second Medi-Laser to replace the stolen prototype.
Won't you hear that, bros? Maybe we could use that one instead.
I'm betting that Shredder's got the same idea. Come on, we'd better get to the hospital before he does.
The Medi-Laser is ours! Now let's get it back to Crang before something else goes wrong.
Uh, don't look now, boys. But I think something just did.
Blast! Back to the sewers, quickly!
What are they, nuts? Hiding from us in the sewers is like trying to hide a pizza under Michelangelo's nose.
They must have some kind of getaway craft down there. Let's move!
No place left to run, Shredder. You're trapped!
On the contrary, my aggressive amphibians. You're the ones who are trapped! Attack!
Let's kick some shells!
Hey!
No, not again!
Say bye-bye, Shellbeck!
Hey, no fair!
Give us the Medi-Laser, Shredder! An excellent suggestion.
Back at you, Shredder!
The Medi-Laser! Grab it!
No problemo!
No! I'll be back!
Nice save, Michelangelo. Hey, let's get back to Master Splinter on the double.
Okay, I've set it on healing frequency. Here goes.
Turtles... April... What has happened?
We'll tell you later. Welcome back, Sensei.
I'll return this to the hospital on my way back to file the story. Meanwhile, I hope you learned a lesson from this.
Oh, we did, April. One can never relax in the battle against evil.
Yeah... Also, one can't eat twelve pizzas without regretting it the next day.
Shredder, you bongoring idiot!
I should have known better than to listen to you and another thing!
Wait, what are you doing?
Stop!
Sometimes I don't know who I detest more, the turtles or...
Ninja Turtles! Teenage Ninja Turtles! Heroes in a half shell! Turtle Power!
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team!
We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell and they're greening!
Hey, get a grip!
When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys don't cut him no slack!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens!
He's a radical rat!
Leonardo leads Donatello's Doth Machine!
That's a fact!
Raphael is cool, but cruel!
Give me a break!
Michelangelo is a party doodle!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Heroes in a half shell! Turtle Power!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Man are such beasts!
Is it Elliot? That new fella you just met?
Don't ever mention his name again!
His idea of a double date was showing up with another girlfriend!
Irma, the problem is you're too eager!
You never see me jump the moment a man calls!
April! Get in here!
Yes, Mr. Thompson, coming right away!
Oh, brother.
What's up, sir?
The night watchman at Cyber Tech Laboratory spotted some weird character hanging around.
Could he be a friend of those turtles of yours?
I seriously doubt it.
Well, why don't you go over and see if there's a story in it?
I'm practically there.
Where are you going?
I'm not finished complaining about men yet.
Later, Irma. I'm onto something hot.
Find out if he wants to double date with the two of us.
Well, guys, what do you think of my latest invention?
It's, uh, swell, Donatello.
Yeah, tubuloso! But, like, what's it do?
It's a super fast pizza maker. It cuts cooking time in half.
It is the most impressive, Donatello. How does it work?
I was hoping you'd ask that, Sensei. Watch.
All you do is add the ingredients.
It works!
Now to take a test drive.
Mmm, this is delicious, Donatello.
Yeah, primo to the extremo.
Hey, now throw it into high gear.
You wait for it.
Whoa, weird topping, dude.
Uh-oh. Looks like problems in Pizza Town.
Head for cover, turtles.
Shit!
Oh, shit.
Sorry about that, guys. I guess it still has a few loose screws.
Yeah, just like the guy who invented it.
Were you injured, Leonardo?
Just a bruise, master. I'll be fine.
The turtle called.
Urgency, guys. I'm at CyberTech lab.
What's wrong, April?
Not sure yet, but Shredder and his goonies are part of it.
Hang tight, April. We're on our way.
You heard her, turtles. Let's go.
I am coming with you.
But Master Splinter.
You are injured.
Perhaps I can be of some assistance if it comes to an unfriendly encounter.
Okay, guys. Just act natural.
Hurry, you dolt.
Oh, this thing's heavy, boys.
I don't think you...
Pee-bop. You...
April O'Neil. Get her!
Uh-oh.
This is not working out the way I planned.
Time to sign off, you nosy-noosy.
What? The turtles!
Oh, you're pretty bright, Canned Head.
You won't find me as easy as you thought.
You won't find me as easy to conquer.
We shall soon see.
Quick, April. Jump!
Don't sweat it. I'll catch you.
If you say so.
Oh, I really did going around with you.
Let's blast those shell-bicks.
Watch where you're shooting, you mutant morons.
Say bye-bye, ratso.
Oh, now I have you. I'll take that.
Wrong, Tengren.
Do we laser bolt title?
Uh-oh. The boss is hurt.
We gotta get him out of here.
Shredder's getting away.
Never mind. We've gotta help Master Splinter.
Easy now.
Let's grab this catering truck.
Yeah, that way we can eat and run.
Oh, you okay, boys?
What happened? How did I arrive here?
Hey, relax, boys. We got away from the turtles and that rat.
Boss?
Sure, you're Shredder, ain't you?
It would appear that I am.
You coming with us, April?
No, I wanna get back and file this story. Ciao.
Are you alright, Master Splinter?
Of course, you fools. I...
Wait, what did you call me?
Master Splinter, of course. That's your name.
I'm in Splinter's body.
The accident at the lab. Some kind of neuron-mind transfer.
I'm fine, my turtles. I was a bit shaken up by the accident.
Hey, no problemo. We'll get you back to the sewers at warp speed.
That's what I would like, my pupils. Exactly what I would like.
If you see an alligator crawling up your spoon
If you see an alligator diving in your boat
If you see an alligator swimming in your spoon
Billy, noob song!
Better eat that alligator before it eats you
New Continental Alligator Soup. It's just crawling with alligator noodles.
Better eat that alligator before it eats you
Great in flavor, alligator.
From Walt Disney Pictures, she was a little mermaid who wanted to become human.
You lost your senses.
Now, a powerful sea witch will turn her dream into reality.
Isn't this fantastic?
But she must pay the ultimate price.
She's mine now. We gotta save her.
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Yes, it's me, Steve Boyzai.
It's not, but he's just as crazy.
It's aggrovation with a bigger, brighter, funnier morning of entertainment
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This is something we shouldn't miss.
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Lay back and get cooking.
6.30 in the morning, Monday to Friday, here on 7.
Hey, Boyzai, want some jelly beans?
That's more like it.
When Shredder and I were hit by that beam,
it must somehow have switched our personalities,
which means that Shredder must be in my body.
All aboard for the technodrome shuttle.
We'd better hurry, Boyz.
We'll run and lag.
This is my opportunity to find out where the technodrome is.
I cannot pass it up.
I give the orders around here, hog breath.
I love this point.
Wee!
I hope the turtles are able to recognize Shredder's mind in my body.
I must find a way to help them.
Leonardo, I'm feeling much better now.
Can I not remove this cold compress from my eyes?
It's for your own good, Master.
It'll make the swelling go down.
Ah, sewer, sweet sewer.
So, this is the turtle's lair.
Too bad I wasn't able to keep track of the route
through the sewers with this towel over my eyes.
No matter, I won't leave here until they're all destroyed.
How about we munch some lunch, compadres?
As you would say, Mondo Notion dudes.
Oh, stop.
Give me a piece of that.
It was great.
Oh, thank you.
Ah, most delicious.
Well, what are you looking at?
Well, sorry, Master Splinter,
but we thought you hated pizza.
Is this how you show respect for your mentor?
By questioning his actions?
Gee, we're sorry, Master.
Enough.
I want you all to begin practicing your ninja exercises.
You never know when Shredder will strike next.
But, but...
To the exercise room.
Now!
Oh, uh, just a moment.
I'm out of here.
Careful with that.
It's the only electron inducto scope we have left.
Well, did you bring me a thermocouple galvanometer,
as I told you?
There were unforeseen difficulties.
Yeah, in other ways, we ran into the titles.
I don't want to hear this.
We could have beat them, but they wouldn't fight dirty.
If I had hands, I'd cover my ears.
If I had them...
Not to worry, Krang.
I'll return immediately and steal the mechanism you need.
You will?
Of course.
I failed.
It's my responsibility to correct the error.
Shredder, are you certain you feel all right?
Absolutely.
In fact, I feel like a new person.
I must find a way to reverse the mind transfer,
and Krang might know how.
But how to get him to tell me without arousing his suspicions?
Oh, you know, dudes, Splinter's acting hyper weird.
I wonder if we did anything to upset him.
Enough of this child's play.
I will show you how a true ninja fights.
Attack me.
Are you sure, Master?
I said, attack.
Attack!
Hi-ya!
Bwoyah!
Hmm.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Obviously, you have not been practicing enough.
You will do each exercise ten times.
I can destroy them whenever I wish,
and afterwards, Krang can find a way to return me to my real body.
Oh, man, he whipped our shells, but good.
There's something strange.
I know Sensei's fighting style, and that wasn't it.
Yeah.
You know who it reminded me of?
Shredder.
Hmm.
Tell me, Krang, are you familiar with the theory of mind transference?
Hmm.
Quite difficult, but with the proper equipment, not impossible.
And do we have the necessary equipment here in the technodrome?
Maybe, maybe not.
Why do you ask?
Oh, just scientific curiosity.
You're acting very strangely, Shredder.
I'm just not myself today.
Or maybe it was getting zapped with that funny ray.
What did it was?
Ray? What ray?
Nothing, just a slight accident.
Slight accidents with funny rays can have serious consequences.
Shredder, I think you should have a brain scan, just to make certain you're all right.
That's not necessary, Krang.
I'm afraid I'll have to insist.
This really is a waste of time, Krang.
I'll be the judge of that.
Now, will you hold still?
This won't hurt.
Much.
This is Shredder's brainwave pattern.
Now, let's see if yours matches it.
As soon as he sees a different brainwave pattern, he'll know I'm not Shredder.
Then I fear the rat will be out of the bag.
Wednesday, the Secretary of the Year strikes again.
Got much filing left?
Uh, no, one more now.
She's just about done.
How that work is way round this one.
Why don't you tie a bag over here?
Seeds of sausages.
Do you think that'll work?
Who cares?
Then it's Halloween on Full House, and there's Batman, the Joker, Catwoman...
We don't want to be late for the kids' Halloween carnival.
Oh, yes we do.
...and a couple of old boilers.
That was the fun on Hey Dad Plus Full House, Wednesday night from 7.30 on 7.
It's the Milky Bar Kid.
The Milky Bar Kid is tough and strong. Milky Bar Kid just can't go wrong. Milky Bar Kid only eats what's right.
Milky Bar, it's sweet and white.
The Milky Bars are on me.
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Well, thanks to the socialists in the South, interest rates are up.
Somebody's out and everything else is down.
Except for me, no fear. I'm looking out for the people of Brisbane.
And I have done a deal with Railway Station F-triple-M-104 to prove it.
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Triple M.
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PJ Sparkle, the doll who loves me back.
When I give you a hug, you laugh and you laugh.
The morning to night, when I'm holding you tight.
PJ Sparkle, shine the light on me, shine, shine, shine.
I love you, PJ Sparkle.
PJ Sparkle's doll, her dress becomes a nightie. Batteries not included from Mattel.
From Walt Disney Pictures, she was a little mermaid who wanted to become human.
Have you lost your senses?
Now, a powerful sea witch will turn her dream into reality.
Isn't it fantastic?
But she must pay the ultimate price.
She's mine now.
We gotta save her.
It's Disney's all-new full-length animated motion picture.
Hang on.
A magical fantasy above the waves, under the sea, and winner of two Academy Awards.
Advanced screenings this weekend at the Albert and these selected cinemas.
Your second brainwave pattern looks untrammable.
Only one chance.
Must control my brainwaves, make them match readers.
It appears that I spoke too soon.
The patterns do match.
You understand, Treasure One.
Can't be too careful.
I understand.
Perhaps now we could continue our talk about the mind transfer process.
I have no time for theoretical discussions when the techno drone needs repair so badly.
I want that thermocouple galvanometer.
As you wish.
Wait!
Take me, Bob, and Rock Steady with you, please.
Come on, you two.
We're going back to the surface.
What a double-cross to bear.
This is the second time today Master Splinter's made us do this.
Do you turtles get the feeling that there's something you're not right about Master Splinter?
I've always had that feeling.
Hi, guys.
Wow, the place is really looking good.
April O'Neil, what are you doing here?
I just wanted to see how you were doing.
Just fine.
Now leave.
The turtles have no time to chatter with the likes of you.
Sorry, guys.
Looks like I'm not welcome here today.
I'll leave.
Wait up!
We're coming with you.
There's something definitely wrong with Master Splinter.
I've set the coordinates to the location of O'Neil.
I must convince the turtles of who I really am.
Master Splinter's been acting strangely ever since our last battle with Shredder.
Yeah.
Hey, like maybe that bizarre array that zapped him has something to do with it.
That could be, Michelangelo.
Whoa!
Holy guacamole!
What's that?
Some kind of subterranean transport device.
Surprise, shelves for brains.
You know, you can't go anywhere in this town without running into riff-raff.
No, wait!
There's no need to fight.
Like heck there isn't, Shredder.
We're gonna turn you into tile snow.
What a story!
All right, pack it in, pork face.
You're history!
Had enough?
You want me, Bebop?
Come and get me!
Wait!
You must listen to me!
Not a chance, Shredder!
Please, try to understand I'm not really Shredder.
I'm Splinter!
You must think real airheads.
Listen to me, turtles.
I have always taught you to look beneath the surface for the inner truth.
See with your hearts, not with your eyes.
Then if you still do not believe me, do with me as you will.
You know, call me crazy, but somehow I believe him.
If you're crazy, then you're not the only one.
Count me in, too, dudes.
It's good to have you back, Master Splinter.
It is good to be back.
Somehow, I never thought I'd be shaking hands with Shredder.
Where could they have gone?
What if they suspect me?
Unimpossible!
This is the perfect disguise.
Still, best not to take any more chances.
When they return, I will destroy them.
And that is how it happened, my turtles.
If we can recreate the accident and reverse the polarity,
we can put you both back in your correct bodies.
But how do we get Shredder, I mean Splinter, I mean,
how do we get whoever it is back to the lab?
I've got an idea.
Donatello, if you run...
I can do it.
Turtles, how dare you leave your chores unfinished?
Oh, we're sorry, Master, but this is important.
We found Shredder, and this time we can nail him good.
Oh, this is too good to be true.
If I can capture Splinter, it will be easy for Crang to return me to my own body.
Then come, my turtles.
There is no time to lose.
I just like destroying property, but I have no choice.
Aha, a mind transfer machine.
Hey, boss!
What are you two doing here?
We followed you.
Yeah, we was afraid the turtles might come after you again.
I must get rid of those two before...
There he is!
Oh, it's payback time, scaleheads!
Oh, great, those two creepozoids are gonna ruin everything!
So what else is new?
Your turtles are doomed, my dear rodent, and so are you.
The wise person knows the battle is undecided until the final sword thrust.
You've grown slow and soft, Yoshi.
You're not going to be able to defeat me.
You've grown slow and soft, Yoshi.
No, Shredder, nearly more cunning.
Hey, but you can't treat my boss Shredder like that.
The fish has risen to the bait.
No, Bebop, wait, I'm not...
Bebop, you idiot.
Now is the chance I've waited for.
Prepare for ninja revenge, infidel dogs!
I think he's been watching too many kung fu movies.
Yay, give those back!
Shredder and Splinter are in position.
We'll hold off Rocksteady and Bebop while you make the mind switch.
Right.
Don't worry, we've got them outnumbered.
Hurry, Donatello, Shredder is waking up.
I'm trying, but this thing's still damaged from the last time.
Gotcha now!
Happy trails, Hornhead!
Oh, great, not too swift, Michelangelo.
Say your prayers, John.
Look out, Donatello!
It's gonna blow!
Come on, boys, we're out in here.
Quick, grab Splinter.
Right! Which one is Splinter?
I bet on this one.
Let's make turtle tracks.
So, let me get this straight, boys.
You were Splinter?
Let me finish. And Splinter was you?
Exactly.
Boy, it's a good thing that brain swap thing didn't happen to Bebop and I.
Don't worry, Dunce.
You can't swap something that's not there.
Gee, that's a relief.
I dig.
He's finally coming too!
Yeah, only which he is... he.
Thank you, my turtles. I have reverted to my true form.
The transfer worked!
What a relief.
Way to go, Donatello.
Hold on, fellas. How can we be sure this is the real Splinter?
Only one way to find out, dudes.
Care for some pizza, master?
Oh, please, take it away.
With humongous pleasure.
It's nice to have you home.
Turtle Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads Donatello's dust machine.
That's a fact, yes.
Raphael is cool, but rude.
Give me a break.
But L'angelo is a party to the teens.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Heroes in a half shell.
Turtle Power!
Hey, all you diamond juveniles, you're listening to the hottest sound morale that I do mean hot.
It's 112 degrees, count them!
Well, here's a cool little number, the Eskimos with Pass the Blubber to me, bubba!
Whoa, dudes, there's nothing better to beat the heat than a steaming pizza.
Oh, Michelangelo, how can you eat hot pizza on a day like this?
Come on, April, hot pizza is always cool.
Yeah, especially if it's cooked by Wolfgang Plink.
The man's a genius.
The Picasso of pizza?
That's why Plink's is the hot place.
Oh, you can say that again.
The air conditioning must be on the blink.
Hey, here comes the dude himself.
You're fortunate people have the privilege of sampling my latest Wolfgang Plink creation.
Tofu in the fresh shrimp.
Get serious.
Oh, smells more like old socks.
Is that spiked?
How did such a thing happen?
Good heavens, it is completely go work and stinkin'.
How can this be?
My refrigerator was just repaired today.
Phew, it's times like these that I appreciate living in a sewer.
All right, here, nobody's going nowhere till we get your money and jewelry, Daddy.
Money and jewelry?
Well, that lets us out.
It's no joke, it's a holdup.
Hey, what are you guys dressed up for?
A trip back to Casablanca?
You like these outfits any better?
Now, kill out, dude.
Get those lizards.
Lizards?
All right, turtles, time to work off some of those calories.
Whoa, awesome arsenal.
Dinner is served.
A new Wolfgang Plink taste sensation and chubby pizza topped with a chocolate fudge.
Could I order one to go?
And so once again, the mysterious Ninja Turtles have protected the lives and property of the citizens of our city.
This is April O'Neil, Channel 6 News, reporting from what used to be Plink's.
Wilburn, what did you think?
I thought it lacked some basic ingredients.
Are you talking about the story or the pizza?
I'm sorry, April, you just didn't dig deep enough.
What's the matter, April? Afraid you'd ruin your manicure?
You are wrong, Mr. Thompson. That story had everything.
Pathos, passion, pepperoni.
But it didn't have turtles.
If you'd have gotten some film on these so-called heroes, that would be a story.
Well, you see, they asked me not to and...
In my day, we didn't make excuses, we made news.
Reporters were tough back then. We'd do anything to get our story.
Right, and if you weren't so old and out of shape, he'd find out who those turtles are in no time.
Old and out of shape, am I?
Uh, no, what I meant was...
I'll show all of you that I can get the poop on those troublemaking turtles.
I don't care what slime I have to crawl through, what maniacs I'll have to face, or what death-defying risks I'll have to take.
Boss, you're my kind of newsman.
And you're...
Coming with me.
Me? Oh, no, but, uh...
Wait! What story am I assigned to?
Who cares? Do a story on why everyone's air conditioning is broken.
Air conditioning? Huh.
Well, why not? It ought to be a hot story.
Hmm. You know, Worma, you might be on to something.
There, the finishing touch.
Now that's what a real news hound looks like.
Are you sure you're still up to this, Boss?
Of course I am. A good reporter remembers everything.
Uh, everything?
Well, almost everything.
It's chilly for this time of year, wouldn't you say?
It's colder than a turtle's tail fin.
I think it's totally cool.
And also totally painful.
It makes no sense. Why is it so cold down here and so hot up there?
Most unusual. I fear something is afoot.
Hey, fellas, it's April.
Well, it's about time. I've had it with January.
April, on the turtle com.
Turtles, come in, please.
What's up, April?
Can you meet me back at Plink's Pizza in ten minutes?
Sure thing.
All right, when in doubt, pig out!
And I found out that Channel 6's air conditioning was repaired by the same outfit that fixed Plink's, S&K Refrigeration.
They don't do very good work.
Phew, that's for sure. Every unit in a ten-block radius is out, and they've all been serviced by S&K.
Somebody should file a complaint.
I tried, but they're not listed in the phone book.
Hey, I saw their truck parked here earlier. They might still be in the area.
You fellas check out the east side of town. I'll take the west.
You got it. Turtles, let's get our shells in gear!
Boss, do you really think we should be in this neighborhood at night?
Of course. That's how I'll get the inside dope on those turtles.
This place is crawling with informers.
Oh! It's crawling with lots of things.
Will you pull yourself together?
There, I told you. Now to make contact with him.
I'm looking for the giant turtles.
Is the tablecloth red?
It must be some new underworld slant.
The turtles are green.
That is not the password. Who are you, and how much do you know?
I don't know anything.
He's my boss. I know even less than he does.
We shall see.
We have ways of making you talk.
Bingo, fellas! I found the repair truck, corner of 4th Street and Main. I'm going to check it out.
April, don't! Wait!
Okay, I won't wait.
Excuse me, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
Bebop!
Since the divorce, her social life has died.
Perhaps more than finding a decent guy in summer bag.
Bobby Simpson is starting over.
So, would you like to go out?
But the journey can be torturous.
Pippa, I didn't join this dating service to have my ego crushed.
Her heart is searching for some tender loving care in the home and the city.
Her heart is searching for some tender loving care in the home and the way.
6.30 tonight.
Now pay attention, Smythe. Write down these notes.
Life is music, music is life.
Life's saviour's gift for atonement.
Atonement, atonement, life.
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Part of this complete breakfast!
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Right in the real milk!
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Gimme, gimme, tastes like crunchy shake.
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Have you had your breakfast?
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But Paramet Daily Foam Wash not only fights existing pimples,
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Paramet, it gets to pimples before they get to you.
Hi, Micro Machine Man here. I'm into training. No, not this sort.
This sort? With the new Micro Machine Trains you'll always be on the right track.
There are eight collectible Micro Machine Trains, each with five authentically detailed carriages.
If each train has its own track, collect them all and build a super track layout.
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It's not the real thing.
She heals by faith.
She needs me.
He heals by medication and surgery.
Nothing God given about my methods.
Two different approaches, each not quite trusting the other.
I would have thought you'd keep a closer eye on something like that.
I'll give us a break, Doctor.
But their dedication to healing becomes a common bond.
Josie Franklin has been asking for you.
A dedication that can be misunderstood.
We were worried when she was asking for you at the end.
And a cost to their own family.
And so the gist becomes a burden.
A country practice tonight.
Don't worry, Crang. The girl can do us no further harm.
She is unable to warn the turtles.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
And work of Operation Ice Station.
Never fear. We have more Freon stolen from the city's air conditioning units.
Ready for transfer to the technodrome.
Freon? That real.
That primitive fluorocarbon is too unstable.
We must implement Plan B.
Plan B?
Plan B is to obtain a supply of neutrophrees.
An experimental gas ten times more powerful than Freon.
I want you to break into the neutrophrees plant and steal it.
You heard him. To the neutrophrees plant.
Right, boss.
We're too late. April's gone.
Whoa. It looks like some dude really peeled rubber.
I smell Freon.
It must have come from the refrigeration truck.
Hey, check it out. A trail of gas.
It must be April. I bet she was captured and she's leaving us a trail.
Captured by whom?
By those SNK creeps. Who else?
I wonder what SNK stands for.
I'm willing to bet it's not sensitive and kindly.
I can't stand it. Please, no.
I tell you, we don't know anything. Please.
I can't stand it.
If they knew anything they'd have talked by now.
No one can withstand three hours of intense tickling.
See? I told you we didn't know anything.
Unfortunately, now you do. It will be necessary to liquidate you.
We've been discovered. Quickly. We must escape.
We're saved. I can't believe it.
I told you, Vernon. We old pros are survivors.
The word is out on the street that you're looking for me.
Why, no. I'm looking for those darn turtles.
That's me. I'm Don Tertelli. Now, who sent you?
No one sent us. I'm honest.
Oh, no? I got ways to make you talk.
Oh, no!
Not again!
Oh, no! Not again!
Careful with that, you numbskull.
Oh, gee, I was just doing what you told me.
You never told me to brain me.
That's enough. You must handle this neutrophilic.
You must handle this neutrophreeze carefully. It's extremely volatile.
Oh. Huh? What's that mean?
It means prone to explode. Just like us.
The turtles! Foot soldiers, attack!
Come on, Bebop. Let's do it for the luck face.
I will! I will!
Hey, dude, if at first you don't succeed...
Um... Oh, oh, um... Try again.
Yo, embers halt.
Oh, yeah, that did.
Time to boogie, dudes.
Uh-oh, I hear the patter of little foot soldiers.
I have an idea.
Well, I can dig it. It's like roundup time.
All right. The foot soldiers are ready for shipping just in time for the holidays.
Stop them! Operation Ice Station must not fail.
Do you hide the bluff? Let's make total mess.
No, you nitwits! Not with the neutrophreeze!
Time to get crunched, shell heads!
Wrong mutant!
Whoa. Nuclear nose dog.
What's happening? I feel like Frosty the Snow Turtle.
It's that neutrophreeze. It throws Michelangelo solid.
What are we gonna do? We can't leave him like this.
Ah! Turtle!
It's April. Let's go.
It's a trap! Quick, run for it!
Welcome, turtles.
Too late, you meddling reptiles.
As Michelangelo would say, chill out, dudes.
I... I can't move.
It will be a cold day when you can get the better of me.
Wednesday, the Secretary of the Year strikes again.
How much filing left?
Uh, no, one more now. I should just about do it.
How that work is way round this one.
Why don't you tie a bag over here?
A sense of hostages.
Do you think that'll work?
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You'll never get away with this, Shredder.
Oh, tsk, tsk.
Such atrocious dialogue from such a pretty face.
Hurry. We must get the neutrophrease to the modules.
Ooh, let me blast those titles, boss.
I love it when that cat fights back.
Do as I say. Time is of the essence.
Au revoir, turtles.
Till we meet again.
I still don't understand why those mobsters let us go.
Well, good news man knows when to hold and when to fold.
And when to blubber like a baby?
Well, it worked, didn't it?
Look, it's the turtles.
Vernon, this is it.
The story I've been searching for.
Now is my chance to expose those slimy green lawbreakers for what they are.
What? What's going on?
Stop. Put us down.
We're TV people.
The ice! It's starting to melt!
Oh, what happened, dudes?
I must have zoned out.
The last thing I remember, Shredder was headed for the sewers.
And he had April with him.
We've got to stop Shredder before he puts that neutrophrease to some horrible use.
I'm not going to let him get away with this.
We've got to stop Shredder before he puts that neutrophrease to some horrible use.
Oh, like what?
Well, it isn't to open a chain of frozen yogurt stands.
Rocksteady, where did you park those transport modules?
Let me see. Pawn ticket for one stand laser.
That ain't it. I lost the ticket for...
Why must I be cursed with a couple of dipsticks like you?
Hey, boys, look! The modules!
Rocksteady, Bebop, bring Miss O'Neil and come with me.
Foot soldiers, operate module two.
You might as well give up, Shredder. You're through.
Really? Name one person who can stop me.
I'll name four.
Oh, a bunker!
Oh, talk about fighting dirty!
Module two, fire photon rocket.
It's a return of one cell.
Where are we?
I think I'd rather not know.
Who are you people? What do you want?
Oh, no! It can't be!
Zircon, please, snork it, hound dog.
What are you planning to do to us?
Kitty, kitty, coo.
Well, Miss O'Neil, I hope you're not counting on the turtles saving you this time.
By now, they're nothing more than chunks of turtle meat splattered on the door walls.
Yeah, pretty gross, huh?
Shredder, you're fiendishly inhuman.
Thank you.
Please take your seats, and we will be experiencing some turbulence.
What?
Thank you for flying Suicide Airlines.
Cowabunga, compañeros.
It's those blasted turtles.
Look at us, fellas. Bet you can't hear us.
Watch out, turtles.
Way to go. Direct hit.
Ooh, it's blowing down, boys. What do we do now?
Prepare to eject. A word of advice.
When this module crashes, try not to go all to pieces.
Those creeps, they've left April.
Isn't that what we wanted?
Not if she's inside when the neutral freeze goes boom.
Not to worry, it would take a tremendous impact to cause that.
Will that do?
Thanks, guys.
Hang on, April. We're gonna make turtle tracks.
Whoa, that nutty neutral freeze.
Whoa!
How unbelievable. I could have sworn we were beamed aboard that spaceship only an hour ago.
But it was summertime. We must have been gone for months.
Vernon, I'm about to file the story of the century.
Wow, Shredder. Thanks to your incompetence, Operation Ice Station is a failure.
Failure? We've cooled the place off, haven't we?
Can't we take a break now, boys?
Oh, shut up and keep running.
But Mr. Thompson, are you sure you want to reveal this story?
Do I? Just stand aside and watch how a real reporter digs up the facts.
This is Burn Thompson with the news.
In the tradition of responsible reporting, that is the hallmark of Channel 6 news, here is tonight's pop story.
Elvis comes from Mars, invader!
Really, Mr. Thompson? You must get a grip on yourself.
Yeah, get real.
But it's true. Every word of it.
Keep watching the skies and don't trust anyone with cyborgs.
Heroes in a half shell, turtle power.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell and they're green.
Hey, get a grip.
When the evil shredder attacks, these turtle boys don't cut them no slack.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads the Telo Dutt Machine.
That's a fact, yes.
Raphael is cool but rude. Give me a break.
Michelangelo is a party doodle. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Heroes in a half shell, turtle power.
Let's see. In 1909, Jupiter was here.
So that means this year it'll be...
Donatello, emergency!
What is it? Shredder?
Close.
Shredded mozzarella, like in We're All Out of It.
Yeah, and we've got a major case of the Midnight Munchies.
So we picked you to go to the store and get some.
There's a rare planetary alignment coming up this week.
Hey, planetary alignments come and go, but pizza is forever.
All right, I'll go to the all-night market and pick some up.
But you gotta come with, Raphael.
Hold it a sec.
What's up?
I had the weirdest feeling somebody was following us.
Sure, like the Turtle Curfew Man.
Let's take a shortcut through this alley.
Look what we got here. Little green sailors.
Give us your money or you'll be sailing up the creek without a paddle.
Good line, pal. Who writes your dialogue?
What? A couple of titles.
Turkeys is more like it.
Stop! I am Zack, Master Ninja Turtle, the scourge of evildoers.
We got it to hold her to turtles.
I'll show you.
Wise guy, huh?
Good move, klutz. Let's get out of here.
Wow, you guys really are the turtles.
I know all about you guys. You're Donatello and you're Raphael.
I want to help you guys fight crime.
I got my own Junior Crime Fighter kit and my own turtle disguise.
You're no crime fighter. You're a menace.
And you call this a turtle disguise?
Why don't you go home, fella, before you hurt yourself?
I was only trying to help.
Maybe we were a little hard on the guy. I think we hurt his feelings.
We've got more important things to worry about.
Like what happened to my turtle cop?
I'll show him. I can be a Ninja Turtle, too.
Will you get on with it, Craig?
All in good time, my dear sweater.
First, a little astronomy lesson.
This is our solar system.
Here are the Earth and the Moon orbiting the Sun.
Tomorrow, Mars here will be in perfect alignment with them.
Thusly...
What does all this have to do with the capsidium crystals?
Very simple, even for you.
When the planetary conjunction occurs,
you will place the crystals beneath the telescope at the planetarium.
When the light strikes the crystals,
it will provide enough power to raise the tactical drone to the surface of the Earth.
You have less than 24 hours to get the crystals and seize the planetarium.
Ciao!
One day, Craig, you'll order me around once too often.
Then I'll leave, and you'll find yourself without your good right hand.
Where have you been, little brother?
I see you're still wearing that dumb costume.
Out looking for turtles again?
Yeah! Only this time I found them!
Oh yeah? Where? Down at the pet shop?
Well, I did meet them! The Ninja Turtles are real, and I'll prove it!
Oh, you do that, and I'll eat that stupid costume!
I will prove it, you'll see!
I wonder what this thing is.
If I get it back to the turtles, maybe they'll let me join them.
Then I'll be a Ninja Turtle too!
Wow, Irma, listen to this!
There's been a break-in reported at the Marconi Laboratories.
Witnesses reported seeing a warthog and a rhinoceros.
Well, they must have had a garage sale at the zoo.
That could only be Rocksteady and Bebop!
April to Turtles, come in, please!
Come in, turtles!
Donatello here. What is it, April?
Wow! It's a transmitter!
We just got a report of a break-in at the Marconi Lab.
It sounds like Shredder's involved.
Thanks, April! We're on our way!
Right, we're on our way!
I gotta fix this thing. I'm getting an echo.
Oh, gee, boss, they got a lot of neat stuff in here.
Yeah!
Quickly, open that safe and get those crystals!
Sure, boss.
Not that way, you slug!
The capsidium crystals are very fragile!
You gotta be more gentle. Allow me.
You little...
Got him, boss.
Don't you know it's not nice to take things that don't belong to you?
The turtles!
I'm gonna fry me some turtle hash!
You will not stop me, you meddlesome reptiles!
Get serious, dude. They don't call this the Shredder Show.
Here I come! I'll help you! Turtle Puff!
I don't know who you are, but thanks for interfering.
That should keep you turtles busy.
Toss through these weeds.
It's that big turtle! He's in big trouble.
Angelo is gonna crush him!
Forget it, she's my date. I'll pay.
All I want is the chance for us to get to know each other a bit better.
Why don't you just watch me for a moment?
Oh, Steven, that's terrible.
I'm on it. It is!
If that's what I've got to do, I'm gonna go.
If that's what I'm gonna do to keep her, then I will.
Dare to eat that alligator before it eats you.
Great new flavor, alligator.
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Fern is gonna love this footage.
I'll save the nutcase, you stop them.
Ready or not, here I come.
Grab onto my shelf and hang on.
Thanks, Raphael. I...
See you later, fella.
Come on out and fight your weasel.
How about if I send a friend?
Come along, you clumsy ignoramuses.
This should prove electrifying, turtles.
Come on!
What a great story.
Low pitches, lady.
Back!
No!
You won't be so gutsy tomorrow night when we raise the technic...
Quiet, you fuzzbrain.
Farewell, turtles.
After them!
Sure, as soon as you shut off that lightning.
I'll do it.
Excellent, April, just like Mother Nature.
They got away again.
Another turtle adventure concluded.
Time to leave.
Hold it right there, Mr. Mock Turtle.
Hi, guys.
That's the second time you've gotten in our way.
I was just trying to help.
Hey, he's only a micro, dude.
I'm almost 14 and my name is Zack.
You really messed things up back there, Zack.
I didn't mean to.
I think you guys are the greatest.
I want to be a ninja turtle fighter just like you.
Get real, kid.
Nobody wants to be a mutant turtle.
Well, you wouldn't want to be me either.
Meanwhile, Shredder and his weirdos got away.
I got news for you.
So has our mystery turtle.
The kid's gone.
How'd he know we were here?
There's only one way.
Because he's got my turtle comp.
There's something more important to worry about.
Why Rocksteady said they were raising the technodrome tomorrow.
Yeah, there's something sticky on the floor of the van.
Michelangelo.
Boy, don't look at me.
I haven't eaten pizza in it for a whole month.
Now for my ultraviolet glasses.
Let's see if that special paint I put in their van works.
All right!
I expect some gratitude for accomplishing our mission, Crang.
You stupid mutants almost destroyed the crystals.
Then they told the turtles our plan, and you want gratitude?
Why is it whenever they do something wrong, they're my stupid mutants?
Never mind that.
The turtles will soon figure out where phase two of our plan will take place,
and they will try to stop us.
And you, my dear, spreader, must see that they fail.
I am sure that the theft of the capsidium crystals has something to do with raising the technodrome.
Oh, for sure.
But what?
That's it.
Those crystals can turn the right kind of light into incredible energy.
Of course, tomorrow's the tenth.
Don't tell me it's Crang's birthday and the crystals are her present.
No, tomorrow's the conjunction of the Earth, Moon, and Mars.
It makes a light that could provide the energy Crang needs to raise the technodrome.
What was that?
Someone outside the lair.
A-lee!
You again?
Zack, how'd you find us?
I tracked you with my junior detective kit.
Welcome, my son.
I am Splinter.
It's a pleasure to meet one who can point out how careless my students have become.
Wow.
Are you a real, live ninja master?
You should feel humbled that one so young has done what many older and wiser could not.
Found our lair.
Um, I sort of got something that belongs to you.
My turtle top!
I wanted to show you guys a neat trick with it.
I hook up the mic from my junior detective kit and watch what happens.
Isn't that neat?
Yes, neat.
Uh, great. Now turn it off.
Zack, would you like to have a tour of the place?
Would I?
Here, scarf this. It's hot fudge and anchovy pizza.
Um, if I eat this, do I become a turtle?
No, but you'll definitely turn green.
Yah!
Wow! That's awesome!
What's this experiment?
Oh, I'm trying to find a container that Michelangelo's pizza sauce won't dissolve.
Thanks for everything, turtles. I'll never forget this.
You must promise never to endanger yourself again by trying to help us.
I promise, Master Splinter.
What movie do we get to watch?
I hope it's a cartoon.
Now, this is the part where that rat interrupted things.
Oh, it appears he thinks he's a turtle.
I might just use that fact.
Hello, police department. I found a lost bicycle. I'd like to return to its owner.
The license is 70131.
Why, thank you, officer.
Go to this address and seize the boy.
It's those bad guys from the lab. I better hide.
Shh! The kid ain't here.
Maybe he's hiding in the closet.
Nothing in there but a bunch of stupid toys.
It don't matter. Once we get them crystals set up at the planetarium, no turtles are gonna stop us.
And when they do come, we'll be waiting.
They're setting a trap for the turtles. I gotta warn them.
Oh, but I promised Splinter I wouldn't get mixed up in this.
But they're my friends, and us turtles have to stick together.
Tonight, the Secretary of the Year strikes again.
Got much falling left?
Oh, no. One more now. She's just about to do it.
How that work is way around this one.
What?
Why don't you tie a bag over here?
Do you think that'll work?
Who cares?
Then it's Halloween on Full House, and there's Batman, the Joker, Catwoman.
We don't want to be late for the kids' Halloween carnival.
Oh, yes we do.
And a couple of old boilers.
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Except for me, no fear. I'm looking out for the people of Brisbane and I have done a deal with Railway Station F-triple M-104 to prove it.
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I hope this teaches you a lesson, Shredder. Never send a mute book to do a human's job.
The boy is unnecessary. We can complete the plan without him.
Just a minute, sir. I'm sending foot soldiers to accompany you. The technical will rise. Once it does, I shall rule Earth with an iron fist.
Any luck figuring out what Shredder's up to, Donatello?
Not yet.
Oh, bummer news, buds. I just got off the horn with April. No sign of Shredder anywhere.
Planetary conjunction will occur within the hour.
Okay, here's the scoop. Now Shredder's gotta be somewhere that he can focus a lot of that planetary light on the crystals.
Preferably near a big open space for the technodrome to surface.
The planetarium across from the park.
Exactamundo!
Let's get there, turtles.
Oh, be careful with those capcidium crystals. They're delicate.
Ah, the foot soldiers. Good. You brought the equipment. Now inside.
Oh, Donatello's so smart. I just know he'll figure out that Shredder's gonna be here at the planetarium.
I'll just wait for the turtles to get here so I can warn them.
That's what you think.
Hey, let me go!
Look who I found snooping around.
You'll never beat the turtles.
I don't have to now. When they see I have you, they'll surrender.
It looks awfully quiet.
Famous last words.
Look out! Laser!
Rafael, you and Donatello stay here and keep the foot soldiers busy. Michelangelo and I will take care of Shredder.
Let's go, Donatello.
Now it's our turn.
Oh, the capcidium crystals are in place. It's almost time.
It's later than you think, Shredder.
The turtles.
Bingo, bud.
Drop your weapons.
Zack?
Micro dude!
Don't do it, guys!
I'm afraid he's got us.
Tie them up. We'll deal with them later.
All right. The conjunction of the planets is just moments away.
Never fear crying. Everything is under control.
It had better be.
This is getting us nowhere fast.
I've got an idea. Let's make a run for the module.
Let's see. Ah! This must be it.
Here they come.
Perfect timing. It's ready. Now run for it!
Now let's help Michelangelo and Leonardo mop up those creeps.
Hey, thanks for all your help, dude.
You're welcome.
Guys, I'm sorry I broke my promise. This is kind of my fault.
It's working now. It's the hour of my triumph.
The world is ours.
Come on! You're the Ninja Turtles. Nobody can defeat you guys.
Those capcidium crystals are sensitive to sound. If only we could...
I've got an idea, Donatello. Give me your turtle com.
Who are you going to call? Mutant busters?
Here.
Thanks. Now if I can just reach the knob. Got it.
What is that infernal noise?
Oh, no!
The noise shattered the crystals.
What? No, I can't.
Never fear, Trang. Everything's under control, he says.
A piece of that crystal landed next to my foot. If I can get my foot under it...
There. Try to catch the crystal when I flip it. Maybe we can use it to cut the ropes.
Got it. Why do I win?
Only our freedom.
Craig's going to be awful steep. We'll deal with Trang later.
First to dispose of the turtles.
Like, how about we dispose of you instead?
I think not.
Smoke grenade!
They're getting away! After them!
The module! It's gone!
You haven't seen the last of me, turtles!
Don't just stand there like a frozen stair! Pick me!
You'd like to do what?
Start a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan club! I know lots of kids who'd join!
Excellent idea, Microdude! We could make guest appearances at pizzeria openings!
Don't forget guided tours of the lair via sewer raft.
You're the only fan we need, and we want to show our appreciation for your help.
My very own turtle comp! Wow!
We have decided to make you an honorary turtle, Zack. You will always be welcome in our lair.
Ah, this is a dream. I hope I never wake up.
Out looking for turtles again, little brother?
Yes, and I found them!
Oh yeah, sure you did!
Not really! Who do you think brought me home?
Huh?
So long, Zack!
Thanks for your help!
Hey, drop in anytime, Microdude!
You make a great turtle, even if you're not green!
Where to, ladies?
Channel 6 news!
Sorry, I ain't allowed to carry more than five passengers!
Irma, don't look now, but I think we're in serious trouble!
Thank heavens! A bus!
Oh, no!
Where is April? She's on in two minutes!
You know how women are when it comes to time.
Okay, Burn, I'm ready with my editorial!
It had better be good!
And here, straight from the field, is April O'Neil with a Channel 6 editorial.
Good evening. I hope this doesn't upset our viewers, but I'd like to talk about...
...the rats. Our city is being overrun with hordes of these disgusting creatures!
Upset us? Heck no! This is a terrific dinner topic!
Something must be done about these vicious rogues before it's too late!
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We urge the city to do something about them, immediately!
Hey, like who pulled the plug?
What happened to April? She's... she's gone!
April? Gone?
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Huh?
Put the pedal to the metal, Leonardo!
We've got to find April!
This is the best place to start, Mom.
Okay, all together now!
Why can't April have a ground floor office?
I wish we had those anti-gravity boots from Episode 6.
Check it out!
There's the studio she disappeared from!
Whoever heard of losing a comatose?
Whoever heard of losing a commentator in the middle of a broadcast?
I keep telling you, she's not very reliable.
Vernon, find April O'Neil so I can fire her!
Boy, he's really on the war path.
Irma, this is all your fault.
My fault? How come?
If you hadn't... that is, if you had only...
I mean, if you had, April...
Trust me, it's all your fault.
It's guys like that who make me glad I'm a member of the opposite sex.
What?
The turtles?
Quick, Irma! What happened to April?
You know as much as I do.
One minute she's here, the next minute she's gone.
If you ask me, it's those rats.
Hey, lighten up, compadres!
If April needed us, she'd scope us out on her turtle comp.
You mean this turtle comp?
Uh-oh.
Fellas, we've got to check every storm drain and sewer pipe in the city
until we find April.
Well, what are we waiting for?
Goa Bunga!
Turtle power!
Oh, how romantic.
They're just like four little green arrow flints.
It's good of you to help us search for April, Master Splinter.
Perhaps my rodent instincts may be of some use.
Well, guys, any sign of her?
Not a zero, bilge.
We've checked everywhere.
From the sludge pump to the garbage runoff to the raw sewage drain.
Oh, the scenic route.
Master Splinter, are you all right?
Yes, I am fine.
Please, let us continue the search.
Oh, I'm worried about Sensei.
He's acting kind of strange.
I've noticed that too.
Maybe we should keep an eye on him.
Now, there's a switch.
Oh, that was fun!
Welcome to my humble abode, Miss O'Neil.
I trust you're comfortable.
Who are you?
I am his royal rodent majesty, the Rat King.
And these are my loyal subjects.
My sinless wish is their command.
But why did you bring me here?
To keep you from telling those vicious lies about my loyal rat subjects.
Forget dogs.
The rat is truly man's best friend.
Rat King?
Master, you've got a serious identity problem.
You wish a demonstration?
Haven't you heard?
Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast.
I think you're the only beast around here.
Don't you understand?
My devoted rodent followers and I are establishing a new form of government in these sewers.
A Ratocracy!
And I am their leader!
Brother, you're also nuttier than a truckload of fruitcakes.
Yo, April!
Where are you?
It's no use.
We've covered every tunnel and still no sign of her.
Man, this place is emptier than a pizza pan after an attack of the Midnight Monchies.
Leonardo here.
It's Irma. Hi. Listen, I think I know where April is and who's got her.
Some nut called the Rat King.
How do you know that?
Nah, just call it woman's intuition.
Uh, Miss O'Neil.
What is it now, Your Highness?
It's lunchtime. Can I interest you in some rat tattoo?
Here's what I think of your offer.
You're quite attractive when you're angry.
Especially for someone without whiskers.
Just wait till my friends the turtles get here.
Oh, turtles?
I'd hate no match for my army of rats.
It just so happens they're trained by Splinter, a true ninja master.
I see. And what is he, uh, salamander?
If you must know, he's a rat.
Oops.
A rat, you say?
Ah, perfect.
With a ninja master in my power, I can rule every rodent in the city.
Yes, my faithful followers, we'll stop these turtles before they invade our rodent realm.
And we'll do this by turning their master against them.
It seems hopeless, master.
Nevertheless, we must keep searching.
Sensei, what's wrong?
I... I feel strange.
As if some force is compelling me to do things beyond my control.
Call it! You're trespassing on royal grounds.
Who are you, dude?
You will address me with respect.
I am the Rat King.
The Rat King? He's the one who grabbed April.
Listen, mister, just hand over Miss O'Neil and no one will get hurt.
That music... I cannot resist.
Well, actually, it is kind of a catchy tune.
Splinter, from now on, you will obey only me.
Yes, your highness.
Your highness?
And my royal decree is, destroy those turtles!
You command, I obey, master.
Oh no! Master Splinter may be too much even for all four of us!
Oh, in that case, we're turtle soup.
Turtles, prepare to say sayonara.
Saturday morning, see Disney's MGM Studios and take a ride through Catastrophe Canyon.
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Visit the world's largest working wardrobe and see James get all wet.
I can hardly wait!
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Seven o'clock Saturday morning.
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Hey, what are you watching?
Oh, you should see this.
You're missing some great stuff.
Yeah?
Who's Winnie?
By the looks of this, we are.
See?
Hang on, all I can see is the ad.
Well, with nothing over $50, I reckon we have to be in front.
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You wouldn't believe what happened.
Barbara has her day in court.
Are you serious?
To fight a speeding ticket.
I'm a dead man.
And comes face to face with the hanging judge.
This guy is a nightmare.
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Now, my willing subject, finish them off.
Yes, your majesty.
No, master.
Stop.
Something's come over Splinter.
He's like totally flipped out.
What are we going to do?
I don't want to fight him.
But we can't just leave him here.
It's no use, turtles.
If it has four legs and squeaks, it obeys only me.
Master Splinter, listen to me.
Ignore the Rat King's commands.
No, Splinter.
I am your ruler.
Obey me.
Your will is stronger than his.
You must turn against the Rat King.
I don't think he's buying it, dude.
There's only one thing left to do.
I won't try to defend myself.
Now, my loyal subject, finish him.
It worked, master.
You're yourself again.
Yes, barely.
Come on, let's blow this joint.
Mound on ocean, bud.
They've escaped with their ninja master.
Or should I say, my ninja master.
This contest of wills is not over yet.
Never before have I turned on my pupils.
I am ashamed.
But Sensei, your willpower did triumph over his.
Thank you, Leonardo.
But I do not wish to run that risk again.
That is why you turtles must continue your search for April without me.
I dare not face the Rat King until my strength returns.
Don't worry, master.
You trained us well.
We'll get April back.
You're telling right.
Yeah, for sure.
Erma, why aren't you looking for April?
I am.
How, by watching TV?
What's going on, Vernon?
I'm looking for a certain news story.
And I just hit pay dirt.
Well, that's the expose we did on abandoned subway stations.
Right.
And I've got a feeling that's where the Rat King is keeping April.
Rat King?
What Rat King?
Come on, I'll explain on the way.
But I'm not dressed to meet royalty.
Shouldn't we get some professional help?
Relax, Vernon.
We got the four best bodyguards in the business.
Erma to turtles.
Come in, turtles.
Oh, all this dampness is shorting out the signal.
If I see one rat down here, just one rat, I'll...
Mama!
The mighty hunter.
Let's hope this nail file does the trick.
It did it!
Oh, freedom!
Rats, he would have to leave centuries.
This looks like the only unguarded exit.
Not the most inviting place in the world, but here goes nothing.
That blasted splinter.
No rat has ever overcome my control before.
What's this?
She's escaped.
A fine pair of sentries you are.
No more Swiss cheese for you two for an entire month.
What's this?
Ah, so this is her escape route.
After her, we must catch her before she locates the turtles.
The subway terminal the Rat King is using is located that way.
So we'll go this way.
You wanna, like, zoom that bias again?
That way, he'll have sentries waiting for us.
This way, we can blindside him.
Someone's coming!
Get ready!
Ah!
April!
That's the second time today you guys have done that.
And we'll keep on doing it till we get it right.
You couldn't have gotten far.
Wait, I smell something.
It's a woman's perfume.
And the fragrance is getting closer.
Gotcha!
Who are you?
Hey, hold on!
You're that Rat King maniac!
Maniac majesty to you.
Okay, buster!
Where's my pal April?
That's what I'd like to know.
Well, there's one way to find out.
Yoo-hoo! April!
It's Erma!
Where are you?
And the Rat King!
April, you stay here!
I miss out on a story?
No way!
Now, Turtles, for the final showdown.
Elbaum, jump!
Oh, fuck!
Bring her back to the palace.
Wait, wait, I'll be your hostage.
Take me instead!
Call me when you're a TV reporter.
Oh, man.
You always go for the redheads.
Ow!
Oh, gee.
Look out!
He's gonna blow!
Let's get out of here.
Come on.
Where's everybody going?
Erma, run!
That means you, dude-dad.
Watch out!
Well, so much for the Rat King.
For sure.
I seriously doubt it.
We'll see that creepazoid again.
I hope you're right.
It's a small world down here in the sewers.
Well, gang, it's been fun.
But I gotta get back to the old rat race.
Oops.
Hmm.
I wonder if we'll ever run across the Rat King again.
Your battle with him was a stalemate.
I fear that he might seek a future confrontation.
I've already anticipated that possibility.
Ta-da!
Holy guacamole!
It's a super rodent trap,
especially designed to capture the Rat King.
We just have to plant this near his lair and...
Hey!
Ow!
Somehow.
We're really hip.
Hey, get a grip!
He's a radical rat!
That's the fact!
It's a super rodent trap,
especially designed to capture the Rat King.
Hey, get a grip!
That's the fact!
The rat is unique like no other.
I say you've seen one teacup.
You've seen them all.
Meditate on the individual beauty of your own cup.
Meanwhile, the tea is getting cold.
The way of the tea ceremony
is the way of patience, Raphael.
You know like stop and smell the roses.
Or hold the pepperoni.
Now sip the tea.
Feel its vibrations coursing through your body.
Wow! I really feel those vibes, Sensei.
Vibes, Mike. What, it's an earthquake!
I'm not so sure. Let's check the surveillance gear.
It's a massive vibration from the center of the Earth.
Like I said, an earthquake!
It seems to be getting closer.
A moving earthquake? Your gear must be wrong!
Ouch!
On the other hand, it could be right.
There's only one other thing it can be, the technodrome.
If Shredder and Krang have gotten it moving once again,
the consequences could indeed be dire.
Dudes, looks like showtime!
At last! At last! The technodrome moves again!
The world is ours, Krang!
Those missile fuel cells provide more than enough energy.
And with our energy restored, our engines re-powered, and our weapons recharged,
we will soon rise to the surface and take over this wretched planet.
The trip to the surface will take hours.
Let us send the people of Earth a little announcement of our arrival.
How do you plan to do that?
The pan-dimensional portal is also functioning now.
And we will once again have access to the weaponry of Dimension X!
Which we shall use to reduce any resistance we'll meet when we arrive on the surface!
General Trag!
I await your commands, my lord.
The time is here, Trag!
Soon this miserable planet will be ours.
But first, I want you to send me the Minivizer.
At once, my lord!
What is this Minivizer?
A device of my own design.
It will make sure that all our problems are lit up!
I don't get it. How could Krang and Shredder get the technodrome moving again?
They must be using fuel from that missile plant Rocksteady and Bebop broke into.
Whatever it is, it's sure making a lot of noise.
I'm picking up heavy soundwave activity.
That-a-way!
Come on, troops! Let's do it!
Dudes, this looks like a major shortcut!
Hey, nice work, Leonardo!
Do you ever think of becoming a heart surgeon?
Turtle power!
Have a nice day!
The Minimizer was on the surface!
Now to see if it can deliver as promised.
I'll be glad. And we'll, I promise you.
Even Bebop and Rocksteady could control this Minimizer.
I'm real good at video games.
Later, first we do some real damage.
We're beneath the sewers now, in the Earth's crust.
I wish you wouldn't mention crusts. It makes me think of pizzas.
Do you hear that? We're getting closer!
Well, if it really is the technodrome, what are we gonna do?
Tell them to stop?
We'll have to get inside somehow and shut it down
before it reaches the surface of the Earth.
Still think you'd like to be a teenage mutant ninja turtle?
Sir, this is Z, flight control.
We have a hostile aircraft approaching at high speed.
What are you waiting for? Blast it out of the sky!
Sir, we're not able to stop it!
It's firing a green ray at us!
The ray is shrinking us. We're getting smaller.
All here!
It works! It works!
Soon all the armies aboard will be coming up a little short.
Uh, yeah. But what about the titles?
If they try to get in our way, we'll crush them.
The technodrome will squash them in their shells like bugs.
We're really close now. Look at those readings!
We could have figured that out from the noise!
My guess is it's on the other side of that...
Whoa!
It's gonna roll!
It's gonna roll right over us!
We'll be flattened like turtle pizzas!
Well, I guess if you gotta go, that's the best way.
Check what I'm on our pepsi!
I'm on our pepsi!
No! No! No!
Ah, on safari!
This is going to be the most exciting Lego adventure ever!
Tick toots about you! The jungle is full of surprises!
The open plains!
Home to the big cats!
And the great herds!
What a sight!
Wow!
Come to the new Lego World Show, opening this Saturday at TOPS in the Meyer Center.
Open seven days. Admission is free.
Honey Bear was always in trouble.
All he could think of in the morning was honey.
Battle of bees!
His parents told him to stay away from the bees.
Now you be hive yourself.
They hive? Yeah!
But that only made things worse.
Oh no!
And Honey Bear stumbled onto Kellogg's Honey Smacks.
Crunchy wheat smacked with honey.
Part of this complete breakfast.
Get your own Honey Smacks!
More honey than a bear can bear.
Let's dress up with a magical outfit.
It changes color.
So I can dress her up all kinds of different ways.
She's got a magical ponies up that changes color too.
She's amazing!
You can dress up with warm and ice-cold wands and accessories from Mattel.
If you see an alligator diving in your bowl.
If you see an alligator swimming in your suit.
Nilly, soup's on!
Better eat that alligator before it eats you.
Continental alligator soup.
Great new flavor alligator.
Since having the children, her figure has never been the same.
Surgery is not the way to go.
Other people have it done.
And her husband hates her for it.
You and your blasted principles, I'm sick of them!
It's a problem faced by many moms.
My life is going to pieces.
My marriage, everything.
Keeping the weight down and holding a marriage together.
A country practice tonight.
Look out! Here it comes!
Look!
I can't move!
As long as it's going our way, let's hit the ride!
April, do you read me?
The techadrome's moving!
It's heading toward the surface!
Alert the military!
Alert the world!
Oh, and cancel my subscription to the Ninja newsletter!
I'm on it, Rafael!
Run!
What is it, April?
I just heard the techadrome is heading this way!
It is!
What's a techadrome?
It's Shredder's battle machine.
It could crush the city flat if it isn't stopped!
Please, Brian, there's not a moment to lose!
Well, all right.
I'll call my contacts in the military.
But this had better be for real!
And I'll get the news fan.
We've got to warn the world about this!
Hang on, you guys!
Fall together now!
Guys, this way maybe?
Entrance?
Who's crying he expects us to fall for that?
Oh, I guess he does.
Dudes, look at all those wheels!
There's only two places we can shut down this oversized rust bucket.
We'll split into two teams.
Rafael and I will hit the engine room.
Right.
Michelangelo, you and I will take the relay room.
Bingo!
We'll delay the relay!
May I suggest we take some wheels?
Turtle power!
Go-a-bo-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
Operator, get me Fort McIntosh.
This is Fort McIntosh.
We're busy with a code red emergency.
So please leave your name and number at the sound of the beep.
Oh, great!
April, come in, April!
Drop whatever you're doing and get to Fort McIntosh.
Ronto!
What about the technodrome?
Forget it!
This is bigger than the technodrome!
Believe me, nothing's bigger than the technodrome!
We could search this king-sized rat maze for days and not find anything.
The engine room must be on the lower levels.
We just gotta keep searching.
What the heck is this place?
Looks like the thermal regulating chamber.
Right, of course!
You know, sooner or later Shredhead's gonna get him to us.
How the devil did the turtles get in here?
We've got to stop them!
Great! You keep the Minimata running.
Let Rocksteady V. Bobbins and Foot Soldiers take care of them.
You heard him.
Go annihilate those reptiles.
Right, boss.
We got them shell-bats right where we want them.
Yeah, buddy, we had them there before.
And just in case those zip-heads fang-able,
I have a few more surprises in store
for the turtles.
There's more bad contention.
The troops are shooting at that flying wing.
I see it!
That green ray is shrinking the entire port!
It'll blow away.
I've gotta follow that thing.
It's guilty of a...stuck of government property.
How on earth are we supposed to find anything
in this oversized hot dog stand?
Just have to look behind every door
till we discover the engine room.
Whoa!
Rocksteady V. Bobbins!
No!
They can't have missiles behind every door.
That's true, Leonardo.
Some of them have.
Foot Soldiers!
Ah!
Now what the heck is this place?
It's some kind of manufacturing plant.
Yeah?
Well, unless we can get at the manufacturing engine room,
I am out of here.
It won't be that easy.
I plan to amuse myself with you for a while.
Going to need explosives to put the engine room
out of commission.
This might be the place to find them.
Bud, but let's not hang around.
I distinctly said we're not hanging around.
Whoa!
Rafael?
Whoa!
Hey, cool it, Bud.
I'm not a normal chassis.
Uh-oh.
Turtle tartare is not my favorite dish.
We have been all over this level, dude,
and the relay room is like nowhere.
We'll have to head up.
There's an elevator.
Donatello, it's April.
Where are you, April?
Fort McIntosh.
There's a weird machine up here that shrunk the entire base.
It must be Krang's work.
With the technodrome repowered,
he could pull anything through that dimensional portal.
You keep following that thing, April.
Don't worry, I intend to.
Third floor, Monterey, evening well,
and tidal stopping.
Bebop, rock steady.
Nice of you wimps to show up.
We were in the neighborhood.
So we thought we'd drop in.
Say goodbye, geeks.
What a totally rude dude.
Hey, watch it.
Don't bend the merchandise.
Don't worry.
There'll be another car along in a minute.
They sure ain't acting nice considering they're guests.
Yes, I wonder who invited them.
Michelangelo, we found it.
The relay room.
They found it.
We must stop them.
You operate the minimizer.
I'll handle those turtles.
In fact, our men handled them.
I guess this is my payback for being such a cut-up.
I'm on my way.
I owe you one, buddy.
No problem.
Now all we have to worry about is the...
Bud Soldiers!
If we take out a few of these electrons,
the whole technodrome will shut down.
Crane,
you're going to have to handle a city first.
Then I'll do me a favor.
Uh-oh, we've been Bolo-blitzed.
What?
They're stopping over at that park.
Now it's along with those miniaturized army bases.
What on earth is it doing now?
Uh-oh.
I'm sorry, I guess.
Time to lose a few powers.
That's a bad way!
It's a good thing I always wear my seat belt.
Now what?
At last.
After all this time,
the technodrome arises.
That's going to be the technodrome,
and it's headed this way!
The door won't open!
It's Jimmy's birthday,
and I'm all out of Caramello Koalas.
Luckily, Caramello Koalas' friends are there
to help him get to the store.
I need lots of Caramello Koalas for Jimmy's birthday,
please, Miss Prim.
They're his favorite.
He loves the taste of the Cadbury milk chocolate
with the yummy, creamy caramal filling.
Oh, tastes so good!
I brought the Caramello Koalas, Jimmy!
Caramello Koalas.
They're everyone's favorite.
From Walt Disney Pictures,
it began with a burning desire
that led to a secret rendezvous
that became a forbidden love.
He's a human!
You're a mummy!
Now they'll risk everything
I'm not gonna lose her!
for a life together.
It's a story of adventure
and romance unlike any other.
This year's winner of two Academy Awards.
Advanced screenings this weekend
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Man, I'm done!
Ever had lots of noodles?
Somebody say noodles?
Lots of noodles, cup of soup.
Brimming with noodles
and that great continental taste.
Nobody makes
a single cup
like continental.
Lots of noodles!
Cup of soup!
Sometimes love is simply the pits.
What's there to say?
I mean, Paul doesn't want to know me.
Can Steve convince him Emma's innocent?
Come on, you really like her.
Admit it.
And can Carly be
hooked into the amateur night?
Come on, it's going to be fun.
Ben, I can't do anything.
Yes you can,
I've got this great idea.
Ernie gets weirder by the minute.
It just doesn't make sense.
But there's a sinister reason
behind his little game.
We've been trying to pay you the rent
for days and you wouldn't take it.
Oh, that's a good one.
In Home and Away
6.30 tonight on 7.
At last, our day of triumph is upon us.
To crush the puny citizens of Earth.
I can't open it.
Little Leonardo, Donatello, help!
Gee, we'd like to,
but we're all tied up right now.
The technodrome is on the surface.
It's headed straight for me
on those shrunken army bases.
Time to check out
of this metal motel, dude.
You wish to go somewhere, turtles?
I'll be happy to drive you.
How many are there?
About 20.
10 to 1 odds, huh?
I always liked long shots.
But suddenly the favorites
are starting to look pretty good.
The door still won't open.
Don't you just hate it
when that happens?
Hey, brain man,
how about fighting fair?
Fight fair?
Nah.
Look out!
We gotta get out of here
and help April.
You two will be taking a trip,
but the direction will be straight down.
Michelangelo,
let's take this turkey down.
You lozo idea, compadre.
Up we go!
And down we come!
Stand still so I can pound you.
Gotcha!
Get him, Donatello!
It's time to scramble a few sacks.
I'll go.
No, no, no.
Stop!
Stop, brain!
Stop you!
I'm gonna enter you
in a break dancing contest.
Well, he's certainly got
a natural sense of rhythm.
Yeah, with a little reprogramming
he could be a major party animal.
Congratulations,
I need you.
Heads up, guys.
This baby is on the surface
in April 15 trouble.
Meet us where we came in.
Heads up.
Time for some random reprogramming.
I hope this works.
And I hope real soon.
It's working!
Hey, look,
it's raiding foot soldiers.
Wouldn't you know it?
The weather bureau
is making sunny and mild.
Uh-oh.
If we don't move fast,
April and those army bases
are gonna be lumpy oatmeal.
Michelangelo,
you always did have
a touch of the poet.
And look,
that must be the flying object
that shrank the army bases.
This is our only way to get to it.
Hang on for blast-off.
Turtle power!
We're about to become
tiny teenage turtles.
Not a great jump.
Hang on, fellas.
April's about to be flattened
by the technotrope.
Is anyone thinking what I'm thinking?
I'm way ahead of you.
Let's see.
I'll be okay.
The turtles always rescue me
at the last minute.
Oh, what am I saying?
This is the last minute.
I don't need the turtles.
I need a dry cleaner.
Hurry up, Donatello.
I think we found it.
All right.
Now let's give those creepozoids
a taste of their own medicine.
Oh, that's much better.
Gee, I don't know.
You had some pretty good moves before.
All right.
Now we can get back to
what's going on.
Those turtles,
they have the minimum of health.
Help!
We're shrinking.
We did it.
We shrunk the technotrope.
Whoops.
Sorry, fellas.
Now's probably the wrong time to ask,
but are you sure you can land this thing?
Hey, how hard can it be?
Not as hard as the ground.
The technotrope,
it's getting away.
Time to get out of here.
To the hole.
Quick, hey.
Get out.
Well, so much for the technotrope.
Yeah, it probably rolled
all the way back to where it came from.
Stick with me, you said,
and I'll make you a big man.
Some big man.
Relax, will you?
I'll decide the minimizer
and I can undo the effects of its brains.
Now,
to get those turtles.
Give this gizmo to the Army, April.
With the modifications I've made to it,
they should be able to restore all the bases to normal.
Sure thing, Donatello.
Time to go, team.
Let's feel a whole lot better
if the technotrope hadn't gotten away.
Yeah, we could have had it bronzed
and hung it on the turtle van mirror.
Well, at least we know
Krang and Shredder can't do any damage.
They're only four inches tall.
Yeah, right.
In their condition,
they could barely conquer
a miniature golf course.
Oh, speaking of miniature golf courses,
there's one in this part of town
that makes all these little green pizzas
with tiny little flags
and marshmallows for golf balls.
Carryover champ Linda's concentrating on the money.
Getting ready to solve all the puzzles.
Can Michelle and Deborah head her off?
Find out 5.30 today, right after Family Feud.
The new He-Man Palazzo.
Cool.
No way.
Is that so?
Yeah.
The power sword takes eight action sounds.
It lights up with power.
You could be a hero
with the He-Man Power Sword.
The new He-Man Power Sword from Mattel.
The Seaguar Master System strikes again
with more tough games from $29.95 to $69.95.
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Serious fun.
Yes!
PJ Sparkle, shine a light on me, shine, shine, shine
Meet PJ Sparkle, the doll who loves me back
When I give you a hug, you like to put love
On the morning tonight, when I'm hungry to die
PJ Sparkle, shine a light on me, shine, shine, shine
I love you, PJ Sparkle.
PJ Sparkle's doll, her dress becomes a nightie
Batteries not included from Mattel.
Wednesday night, the laughs are on seven.
Wanna go to Colonel Sanders' nudge?
Yeah, yeah, bags I get to lick your fingers.
Casanova Kelly's got a protege.
You're good, but you're not me.
You could take a lesson from nudge on elections.
My man, you're a bad loser.
Actually, Debbie, someone did quite a good job of losing.
That's Hey Dad.
Followed by Full House.
Whee!
Still Australia's number one hour of family comedy.
Got it, dude.
Wednesday night on The Seven Network.
Sunday night on the magical world of Disney.
Bart gets into high finance.
I am gonna be rich.
And a new image.
Bart's just been discovered.
When brand new life continues.
That does it.
Sunday, 6.30 on Seven.
Join Brisbane families in the battle for cash and great prizes.
This is Rob Ruff.
You'll be in the front row for all the excitement on Family Feud.
Today at five, you're on seven.
Stay with us.
Coming up in a moment, now you see it.
And tonight at 10.30 on Tonight Live with Steve Vizard
you'll get an hour of Australia's favourite late night entertainment.
And tonight, Steve's special guest is Brisbane's own superstar puppet,
Agro.
Tonight Live, you're on seven.
Ninja Turtles.
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads the Tello dust machine.
That's the fact.
Ninja Turtles.
Raphael is cool but rude.
Give me a break.
Michelangelo is a party doodle teen.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Heroes in a half shell.
Turtle power.
Get him.
Come on.
That's it.
Go get him.
Come on.
What do you think you're doing, Donatello?
We're watching something.
Yeah, an ace duck film festival.
Turtle's doing a special report she wants us to watch.
This is April O'Neil at the Army Testing Laboratory,
about to bring you the first public demonstration of a new super laser.
Sorry.
Interruption, folks.
Electrical storm.
Hello, dudes.
Am I glad I'm not out in this rain.
Hey, you're part turtle.
You love water.
Totally bogus concept, bud.
This is the laser's power source.
The electrical energy required is enormous, 1.3 gigawatts.
Oh, fantabulousum.
How much is a gigawatt?
Let me put it this way.
You wouldn't want it to show up on your light bill.
This laser beam can cut through any material known to man.
Now the laser will be turned up to full power to cut through this foot-thick steel block.
A bolt of lightning just overloaded the laser.
Hold on!
Something's derived from some sort of space in space.
Wow!
What a ride!
I wonder where I am.
That creature!
What is it?
It must be an enemy alien.
Take it down!
Inhabitants shooting at one another.
It can only be Earth.
Hey, what's the story?
I don't know, but I ain't waiting for no sequel.
That thing is getting out of hand.
We've got it up now.
That tickles.
An extremely ancient laser model.
I hope it wasn't a family heirloom.
What is this thing?
Whatever it is, I know someone who'd love to get his hands on it.
You mean?
Who else?
I walked that robot.
Now, Crang, you can't have everything you see on TV.
If you're real good, maybe you'll get one for Christmas.
Quiet, you mutant morons!
I've never seen such a robot.
It's invulnerable to laser weapons.
It's not from any world I know.
Wait, did you see that?
It's called a neck, something I'm sure you'd like to have.
Just because I'm all brain doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
This robot's neck is possibly its only vulnerable spot.
If you can place this docilator on its neck,
it will override the robot's programming so we can control it.
Imagine, an entire army of invincible robots from another dimension
all eager to save me.
This is something you just happened to have lying around, right?
We've got to keep the story moving.
Remember, the docilator's batteries will not last long.
You must return with the robot immediately.
Don't worry, we shall not fail.
I wish I had a dimension X dollar for every time I'd heard that.
It looks like the army really wants this robot intruder badly.
Proud of you, ma'am.
What are you doing?
I'm rescuing you from the command, jeez.
April's in serious trouble.
I'll say she's got to listen to that bad cowboy dialect.
Let's go, Turtles.
Put me down, you big lug.
You heard the lady. Put her down.
Oh, Turtles, am I glad to see you.
More hostile earthlings are something.
Thank you so much for the direct approach.
I've got an idea.
Michelangelo and I will keep that thing busy
while you and Donatello attack from behind.
Taste hot lid, you sidewinder.
Hey, are you no good pole cats trying to bushwhack me?
At least get it right, weird Turtles.
Michelangelo, what are you doing?
I'm going to try something.
Yo, bro.
Peace, dude.
All right, give me three.
I'm going to try something.
All right, give me three.
What's your name?
And like, where'd you come from, dude?
I am Mac, mobile armored computerized combatant.
And I am from Sector 4, Level 8.
Sector 4, Level 8?
What year is this, Mac?
A piece of seaweed cake.
It is now 2390 A.D.
He's from 400 years in the future.
We've got company.
I'll handle these, galoot.
So much for those bushwhackers.
Listen, Mac, it's not safe here.
You'd better come with us.
Be my pleasure, partners.
How come you talk like a cowboy, Mac?
I'm nothing to watch on those long interdimensional trips,
except ancient western movies.
Oops.
Going down.
What happened?
Ain't we a couple of cutups?
This robot is under my control now, turtles.
I am under your control.
Oh, great.
Shredder just grabbed the most powerful weapon on Earth.
Major bummer.
This dress-up is a magical outfit.
It changes colour.
Psycho-dressers are all kinds of different ways.
If you've got a magical pose, that changes colour too.
It's amazing.
Even this dress-up with warm and ice-cold wands
and accessories from Mattel.
Man, I'm starved.
Ever had lots of noodles?
Somebody say, noodles?
Lots of noodles, cup of soup,
blooming with noodles and that great continental taste.
Nobody makes, nobody makes
nobody makes us in a cup like continental walls.
Lots of noodles.
Cup of soup.
The new He-Man Power Sword.
Cool.
Nice.
Is that so?
Get off me.
The Power Sword takes great action sounds.
It lights up with power.
You could be a hero
with the He-Man Power Sword.
The new He-Man Power Sword from Mattel.
Remember the first time you had to break off with someone?
Actually, I've been thinking.
Unfortunately, it can turn nasty.
Look, she likes Paul.
There's nothing you can do about it.
We'll see, eh?
And a young woman will do anything to save her home.
I'm just going to be nice to him, that's all.
Marilyn, you can't.
In Home of the Wave, 6.30 tonight.
Saturday morning at 7.
We'll have a look at what's happening.
The exclusive footage of the new Disney movie, The Little Mermaid.
Did you hear that, Pooh?
Check out the Living Seas exhibit at Disney's Epcot Center
and go diving with Mickey Mouse.
Boy, that's terrific, though.
Take a thrilling ride on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
Absolutely fantastic.
Plus, enjoy the cartoon antics of Winnie the Pooh,
the Gummy Bears and DuckTales.
I like it.
It's all happening on Saturday Disney,
7 o'clock Saturday morning on 7.
They've got Mac!
We've got to stop him!
Destroy the turtles!
Oh, no!
It's going to fire!
Didn't you hear me?
I said destroy the turtles!
I reckon you hombres are headed for the last round-up.
The Dossolator failed!
That's you, Mac!
You want a wolf or a fox-trap?
You can even lead if you want.
Shredder and those creeps are getting away!
Someone else is new.
Are you okay?
We thought your diodes got scrambled
by that device of shredders.
I did feel a bit reprogrammed for a moment,
but I didn't like those fellows.
They're too violent.
You don't like those fellows?
You don't like violence?
But you're programmed to be a warrior.
I was a factory reject.
Oh, I'd love to do an interview with him.
Mac, the robot warrior from the future.
An April O'Neil exclusive!
Gosh, I feel so important.
Make it fast, April.
The army's going to be after him.
Another failure, Shredder?
You have an almost perfect record.
If that stupid docilator of yours had worked.
I'm tired of your miserable excuses.
I've made a new and improved docilator,
one that cannot fail.
Then you shall have the robot.
I vow it.
Toss your heart and hope to die.
What heart?
Shredder, you're my kind of guy.
Great interview, Mac.
Glad to oblige, ma'am.
Now let's get going.
Hold on.
Number five.
What brings you here?
Mac, that's a TV camera.
Oh, how weird.
It looks just like my brother.
This sure beats riding the subway.
So much to learn.
I need to learn more.
Which way is your nearest data bank repository?
Data bank repository?
Repository? He means the public library.
That way.
Great ninjas, yes.
Great readers, no.
They have a security guard, so keep it quiet.
Hmm, truly fascinating.
Whoa, awesome.
Talk about your speed reading.
Hey, you.
What do you guys think you're doing?
Inputting data and having a wonderful time doing it.
A whites guy, huh? I'll input you.
No problem, sir.
We'll pick up all these books.
Come on, fellas, pitch in.
Wait a minute.
You're that robot the army's been looking for.
Yes, it's nice to be wanted.
And you're the crooks who swiped it.
There will be no violence.
Hey!
Oops.
That was fun.
I think it's time we checked out of this library.
In fact, we're overdue.
Get up, you creeps. Come back.
It appears you kind of blew it, dude.
But that guard was about to become violent.
I detest violence.
I kind of feel the same way about underwear with hearts on them.
This is our sensei, Splinter.
Howdy, Mortner.
Howdy.
Hey, come see my workshop, Mac.
I've got lots more data you're gonna mass.
All right.
Amass mando data.
You pack quite a wallop.
Sorry.
Since my arrival, my circuits don't feel quite right.
What happened?
It appears your primitive image receiver just bit the dust.
Primitive?
We've still got 28 payments left.
I've run a few tests on Mac.
And that trip through time must have done something to his circuits.
They're deteriorating rapidly.
So what does that mean?
It means that he's becoming a real danger to himself and others.
He's gonna blow up.
I cannot harm my friends.
I must dissapear.
Bushwankers.
This will slow you down.
You will go to the surface and wait for me.
But, Boss, Crank told us to bring the robot straight back to the technodrome.
He'll get his plaything soon enough.
After I've amused myself for a while.
Fellas, Mac is gone.
He must have heard us talking about him.
He won't last five minutes out there in the big city.
He is an innocent in our world.
He could cause great harm.
Yeah, especially to anyone near him when he explodes.
Great interview, April.
Thanks, Chief.
Viewers will love the gimmick of a peace-loving military robot from the future.
We just got word that some Berserko robot is attacking a police station.
It's Mac.
So much for your peace-loving robot.
Where are you going?
To cover that story.
And to warn the turtles.
Chaos.
Destruction.
I love it.
Hurry, fellas. Mac is on a rampage.
We see him, April. Thanks.
Scope it out, dudes.
Looks like Nuke City.
I can't believe Mac would do this.
Believe it.
Attack! Destroy the turtles!
It's Shredder.
He's got Mac under his control.
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He's about to open fire!
Hit the pavement!
I love the smell of lasers in the morning.
He sure has changed from the Mac we used to know.
I kind of like the old one better.
More targets!
I want more targets!
Wow, what a scene!
Ow!
April, you okay?
Forget me!
Look what that crazy robot did to my camera!
Mac can't help it.
That device Shredder's using to control him is speeding things up.
He could self-destruct at any moment.
I'd kind of like to be out of the neighborhood when he goes kaboom.
It won't matter what neighborhood you're in.
There's enough destructive force in Mac to level this entire city.
Shredder, bring that robot down here before that turtle's buying you.
Those wretched reptiles will never find me!
I've changed my image!
Look, while those turtles are searching abandoned warehouses
and roach-infested tenements,
I'll be luxuriating here!
And just how are you paying for all this?
I borrowed your alien express card.
I'd never leave the technodrome without it.
Mac must have gone this way.
It looks like the dude's gone bad.
Well, maybe not all bad.
I've got a feeling that Mac is purposely leaving us a trail to follow.
I hope you're right.
Something tells me this is the place.
You and your nutty hunches.
Let's go, turtles!
I'm ruined!
That's the last time I rent a room to a bunch of bachelors.
You know which way they went?
Need you ask.
They left a trail of burn marks, and it leads to the basement.
Makes sense.
Shredder is always sinking to new depths.
A transport module!
And it's getting away!
But they left a spare.
Now we can follow them!
We've got to get past those foot soldiers first!
Allow me, guys.
Hey, dudes!
Don't forget your luggage!
Quick! Everyone inside!
You sure you can drive one of these things?
How tough can it be?
Bebop and Rocksteady do it all the time.
Here's the plan.
When the time portal opens,
you will lead an army of your fellow robots back into this dimension.
Yes, Master.
I love the sound of that word.
Soon I will have an army of eager robots at my command.
But the energy drain will destroy that one.
Good.
Then we'll no longer have to listen to his atrocious cowboy dialect.
What's that?
Incoming transport module.
But it's carrying the turtles!
Coming to rescue their robot friend, no doubt.
We should make our uninvited guests feel welcome.
What's out there? Front and center of the double!
I wonder where everyone is.
Oh, they could have at least left a light on for us.
Oh, surprise!
Whoops.
Pretty bizarre a place, huh, dudes?
Yeah, it's like a cartoonist nightmare.
I heard that.
Your nightmares have only just begun.
Soon your robotic friend will return to his dimension
and bring back an army of super warriors.
You can't do that to Mac.
Can't I?
Just once.
Don't fret, partners.
We got the drop on these warrants.
He's free of Krang's control.
Fabulous!
We did it.
Those blasted turtles, they're loose.
Well, don't just stand there, you bug brains.
Get them!
All right, Mac, Mac, buddy.
Hey, thanks, dude.
No problemo, dude.
Where are my rock soldiers? Attack!
You can't do this to me!
Mac, behind you!
Mac, you're not going anywhere.
Mac, behind you!
A time portal. It's open.
Mac, you better buggy.
I don't want to go back.
Too much war and violence.
Listen up, amigo.
If you don't go, you're gonna blow.
Hey, you can be a warrior for peace in your own era.
A warrior for peace?
I like it.
Adios, partners.
I'm an old cow ham from the Rio Grande.
Find trashy inventions destroyed.
That'll teach you to mess with us.
Yeah, we're lean, we're green, and we're mean.
Scarf this one down, dudes.
There's more pizza coming right up.
I'm glad Mac got back to his own era.
I'm glad he was on our side.
Yeah, that dude could really sling a mean laser.
Mac was a good friend, but he belongs in his own time.
Yeah, Splinter's right.
He could have done a lot of damage if he'd stayed.
Oh, no.
It's Mewtah Ninja Turtles.
Heroes in a half shell.
Turtle power.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell, and they're green.
Hey, get a grip.
When the evil shredder attacks,
these turtle boys don't cut them no slack.
Teenage Mewtah Ninja Turtles.
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads Donatello Duck Machines.
That's a fat jack.
Raphael is cool, but rude.
Give me a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude.
Shutter!
Teenage Mewtah Ninja Turtles.
Heroes in a half shell.
Turtle power.
Within minutes, Earth's bakeries will be wiped out.
Not a single cheese danice will remain.
They'll all be ours.
Cheese danice?
We are a thousand miles below the surface of the Earth.
Do you realize how hard it is to get a decent snack down here?
Not so fast, Shredder.
Yeah, there are people up there who need those cheese danices.
The Teenage Mewtah Ninja...
Whips!
Let's take them!
Like, what's the plan, Leonardo?
Well, we could cut to the left.
Or maybe to the right.
No, I can't decide.
Thanks, you've been a huge help.
Come on, Donatello.
Alright, Peabot.
It's time to tangle with turtles.
It'll rub my dinner, will ya?
Now I know how a meatball feels.
Say your prayers, hog breath.
Do me a favor and blow.
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Hold the anchovy!
There's only you now, Leonardo.
Get him!
Send loose the vicious dogs!
Well, Leonardo, what a disastrous leader you turned out to be.
You're in the wrong place, Leonardo.
You're in the soup now.
Turtle soup, that is.
What a nightmare.
What could it mean?
Is it some sort of omen?
I just need someone to practice with.
What's wrong, Leonardo?
It's that dream.
I feel it was a warning that my judgment is beginning to fail.
You'll be just fine.
Now come on.
That's it. Now you attack me.
You see, it's happening.
My instincts are shot.
My judgment is gone.
I'm no longer fit to lead anyone.
Hey, lighten up, dude.
Everybody goofs up once in a while.
After all, turtles are only human.
Forget it, guys.
I'll only get you into trouble.
I've thought about it, and I must leave.
Master Splinter, you've got to talk Leonardo out of leaving.
There is an ancient Japanese saying.
He who would be a boulder on the path of life must first be a pebble.
I don't get it.
Perhaps it loses something in translation.
That's far enough.
You will see that no one in uniform and definitely no turtles enter the building.
No one in uniform, no turtles, instructions are simulated.
This had better work, Shredder.
Trust me, Craig, it cannot fail.
There it is, the Milehine Towers.
I wonder what's up.
Been a long coming about a robot barricading the entrance.
Here's the robot now.
Uniforms, uniforms, defense denied.
And what have we learned from this lesson?
Never mess with a robot.
What's taking so long, Shredder?
Patience, Craig.
In a short time, the citizens will be too cold to resist us.
The solar siphon will soon drain all the energy from the sun
and store it in these solar batteries.
While the entire planet is turned into a deep freeze
that will make the Ice Age seem like a Turkish bath.
You have a way with words, Shredder.
Well, actually, I always wanted to be a writer.
Being a ruthless conqueror was my second choice.
Where could Leonardo have gone to?
The dude's acting mondo bizarro.
We never should have let him go.
Oh, it is righteously cold.
I can't believe it's the middle of July.
Scope that out, dudes.
Is my eyesight going or is the sun actually getting smaller?
It's scientifically impossible.
Now, come on, let's keep looking for Leonardo.
This is totally nutsoid.
Now it's snowing.
I've got a feeling our old friend Shredder is behind this.
What makes you say that?
Well, isn't he always?
You have to tell us what to do, Master.
Leonardo's gone.
And there seems to be something radically wrong with the sun.
This is a life experience, my students.
Each of you must learn from it.
So, like, who's going to be the leader?
Maybe we could flip for it.
Better yet, we'll play spin the pizza.
All right, mondo notion.
Here goes.
Looks like you're it, Raphael.
How about two out of three?
Oh, no way, dude.
You're the big cheese now.
Tell us, fearless leader, what do we do now?
I don't know.
We'll go up top and look around.
See?
That wasn't so hard, was it?
It's stuck.
Allow me.
What now, leader dude?
When in doubt, climb on out.
Whoa, dig all this snow.
Let's hope we don't have to.
It looks exactly like the North Pole.
Well, you're just saying that because of the polar bear.
Polar bear?
Nice leading, leader.
Guys, I don't think I want to be leader anymore.
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It's not the real thing.
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Today we are examining the effect of pouring milk on various substances.
This gurgle.
And this part of a good breakfast, a bowl of a pillow tricep.
Going down, then suddenly it's awfully empty and bad.
Is that a tie or a pizza?
Only kill-off's race for us have schnip, crackle and bump
and zeple as the noisiest breakfast in the universe.
Grant is going to have one of those days.
After all, you're hardly an ideal role model for children.
Everything he does turns to dust.
Lay off, Willie. I know what you try to do.
Well, I wish you'd tell me, because I don't know how I'm doing.
And the guys reunite Ernie with the reluctant Marilyn.
You must be out of your mind.
The lusting landlord in Home and Away 630 tonight.
Your former leader says...
Run!
Oh, no. You can't resign that easily.
Get up!
Help!
Go up!
Oh, this is impossible.
It's like we really are in the Arctic.
I never fought a polar bear before.
What do I do?
Hey, why ask me? You're the leader.
Hey, look, you polar dude.
A troutsicle!
Come on, amigos. Let's make turtle tracks.
I told you this wasn't the Arctic.
Look!
Rafael, you brought us up right in the middle of the zoo.
Well, it's free, isn't it?
Chill, dudes.
We gotta figure out what's making the sun shrink.
Something is draining its solar energy and its substance.
Great. Now what do we do?
Simple.
We use this energy tracker I invented
to lead us to the source of the solar drain.
That does it.
You have all the answers. You be the leader.
All right.
Now, the source of the solar drain is due east of here.
Well, let's boogie.
Hey, let's not rush into this, gentlemen.
First, we have to calculate the vector coordinates
in order to triangulate the correct route.
You said it's east, so let's go east.
Look, I'm leader and we're gonna do it my way.
Why do I get the feeling that I made a big mistake?
Irma, I told you to turn up the heat.
What? Heat?
There's ice in the furnace.
What's going on with this freak weather?
And why isn't anyone covering the story?
Because we're all too busy covering ourselves.
Hey, bro, get in here.
Yes, Mr. Thompson?
I want you to get hot on this cold story.
No can do, boss.
The city's under six feet of snow
and we can't even get the front doors open.
But we can't just sit here.
We gotta do something.
I'd call the turtles, but my turtle coma's frozen.
The weather's turning colder.
I should have picked a warmer disguise.
But then it's just like me to make the wrong decision.
I hope the others are doing okay.
What am I saying without me holding them back?
I'll bet they're right on top of things.
I guess you realize this means war.
Oh, yeah, I'll roll over you like a peach cutter
through hot mozzarella, dude.
The angle of refraction equals the cosine of the cube root.
Oh, yeah? Take that.
Well, sure, if you'll take these.
Wait, wait, time out.
Conatello, while you're doodling,
the entire planet is turning into a giant snow cone.
East is that way.
Then calculate the denominator.
I've got it.
East is that way.
The solar batteries are nearly full
while the sun is draining rapidly.
Excellent.
Soon every living being on this planet will be cryogenically frozen.
We'll thaw them out as we need them.
Everyone on Earth will be our willing slave.
Did you hear that, Bebop?
We get our own slave.
Yeah, a couple of stupid wimps, we can push them out.
Rock steady, Bebop. Get over here.
Hey, we ain't your slaves, you know.
Oh, you're not a...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Where's that Abe Lincoln guy when you need him?
Aha, this is the place.
You're kidding, right?
Conatello, that's a schoolhouse.
You can't argue with scientific data.
Okay, you're the leader.
Holy guacamole!
This is what I call a cool school.
Come on, we've got to find that solar drain.
Uh-oh, sounds like trouble in Shivers City.
Oh, great. Now we're trapped in here.
Whoa, how weird. We're being kept in after school and without a teacher.
No problem, guys.
Once we put that solar device out of commission, all the snow will thaw.
According to the energy tracker, it's up in the bell tower.
Now I know why they call it break dancing.
I think I broke something.
Fellas, we're gonna need our ninja climbing gear.
These foot cleats sure come in handy.
Yeah, even though we had to look all over town for turtle wits.
We found it!
That's what's shrinking the sun?
Uh, no.
Actually, it's something that's designed to trick my energy tracker
into thinking it's what's shrinking the sun.
In other words, we've been snookered.
Well, that's not all.
Besides being a transmitter, it's also a bomb.
Stupid question time. When does the bomb go off?
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This thing is gonna explode in ten seconds!
Some leader you turned out to be
leading us right into a trap.
Michelangelo, cut that bell down!
Way ahead of you, bud!
Bombs away!
Whoa!
Well, dudes, I'd say school's out.
Did I miss daylight savings time?
Isn't it getting dark kind of early?
Definitely bizarre.
According to that big office clock,
it's only three in the afternoon.
Look, the sun has shrunk so much,
it's like it's about to fall.
It's like it's about to fall.
The sun has shrunk so much,
it's the same size as the other stars.
Swell.
Now what do we do?
No problem.
My energy tracker should lead us straight to the draining device.
Well, that is, it would have if it hadn't been damaged.
But don't worry, I've got a spare.
Hey, where is your spare?
Back at the lair.
Where else?
I hate to say this, but I guess this makes you the leader now.
All right.
I always wanted to be the big coo-una.
Oh, what do you think we ought to do?
How did I know he was going to say that?
Good call near the bridge, sonny.
The snow's got it over with.
See what I mean?
Wow.
Everybody talks about the weather,
but nobody's doing anything about it.
He's right.
The whole world's in danger
and all I've thought about is myself.
I'm going back.
We're all going to freeze to death.
I just know it.
No, we won't, Irma.
If I can build a fire,
we can defrost my turtle-com and get help.
There, it's burning.
Quick, Irma, throw some fuel on it.
Here, use this.
I didn't mean the turtle-com.
Oops.
Uh, Ruff-ill, I think we're lost.
You're just saying that
because we don't know where we are.
Face it, we're never going to find Leonardo.
Or this mysterious device
that's draining the sun's energy.
Oh, that part's inchy.
It's right there.
It's the Mile High Towers.
Michelangelo, you found it.
It's the Towers of the Sun.
The Mile High Towers.
Michelangelo, you found it.
Hey, like that's why I'm the leader?
The gizmo must be right up there.
Okay, now let me do the talking, all right?
Remember, I'm the leader.
Get in the slush.
It's some little robot dude.
Turtles, turtles, you're way too fast.
Well, leader, what's the strategy now?
Oh, simple.
We surround the enemy dude with a two-pronged attack.
I saw it in a movie once.
I can't argue with logic like that.
Don't program this robot.
King Kong.
Whoa!
Whoa, hostile little guy.
Leonardo.
Great timing, Capadre.
I knew you guys would get into trouble without me.
You couldn't let a guy down easy, could you?
Hi, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
All right, Donatello's back too.
The awesome foursome together again.
How'd you find us, dude?
Well, simple.
I determined the coefficient of energy measured in Ergs.
I triangulated the approximate location,
then coordinated it with the grid.
And then I looked up and saw the fireworks.
All this chit chat is really keen.
But if we don't get up there quick,
this is going to turn into a two-part episode.
Let's go, turtles.
Look at this place.
It's frozen solid.
We'll never get to the roof on that staircase.
Forget it.
The elevator's frozen solid.
That's never stopped us turtles before.
In a matter of minutes,
the solar batteries will be full
and we will be absolute rulers of the Earth.
You want to double-check that timetable?
The turtles.
Time to boogie, dudes.
Get them.
Easier said than done, leadhead.
Hey, who turned on the light?
You wretched reptiles.
I'll stop you.
Why not take home a few souvenirs of your visit?
I'll fix you.
Would you care to tangle with this turtle?
Uh-uh.
Turn the heat back on.
We're surrounded.
Emergency escape.
What the heck?
Parachutes.
Have a nice day.
We gotta follow them.
Power Bunker.
Wee-haw.
Well, they got away from us again.
They're probably halfway to the Technodrome by now.
Don't worry, fellas.
One of these days we'll catch that shredder.
There.
Now all that energy is flowing back into the sun.
There.
All back to normal.
Now to shut this thing down permanently.
I hope this has taught you all a valuable lesson.
It certainly has, Master.
I learned not to let doubts get in the way of my duty.
And I learned that I need to trust my instincts as much as my inventions.
And I learned that it's easier to make wisecracks than decisions.
Excellent, my students.
And what did you learn, Michael?
Ninja Turtles.
Heroes in a half-shell.
Turtle Power.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half-shell.
And they're green.
Hey, get a grip.
When the evil shredder attacks,
these turtle boys don't cut them no slack.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads Donatello's Dutch machines.
That's a fact.
Yeah.
Raphael is cool, but rude.
Give me a break.
Michelangelo is a party dooder.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Heroes in a half-shell.
Turtle Power.
What? A dump?
We're doing a story about a garbage dump?
Not any garbage dump, Vernon.
I'm talking about the garbage dump of the future.
I still think the whole idea stinks.
Hey, boss.
This is me calling Bebop.
Really?
And all the time I thought it was Santa Claus.
Do you remember what your mission is supposed to be?
Sure, boss.
We're supposed to tail that TV crew
and see what they're up to.
Three, two, one, roll tape.
This is April O'Neil here at our city's brand new
state-of-the-art garbage recycling center.
Whoa, dudes, it's April.
Dudes, April's on the tube with a major story.
A major story?
Why didn't you say so?
I could have sworn I just did.
This state-of-the-art recycling center
is the latest weapon in the city's war against garbage.
Why does Michelangelo want to watch a show about garbage?
Do you ever see what he puts on his pizzas?
Way to go, April.
Look and go.
April wants to do a story about a garbage dump.
She should use this as her lookout.
Isn't this exciting, folks?
Here they come, the city's fleet of
automated computer-controlled robo garbage trucks
being tested for the very first time.
Frankly, it leaves me kind of breathless.
Garbage-sighted. Garbage-sighted.
These self-propelled trucks are the perfect
sanitation machine, a triumph of technology
over candy wrappers.
Fellas, this whole garbage thing has given me an idea.
And what pray tell is that, brave leader?
It's time we cleaned up this place.
Really, bud, the pad is getting kind of funky.
I agree. It looks like a bunch of animals live here.
Okay, then. Let's get started.
Thank you, April. I am most grateful.
I must stop having those late-night sushi snacks.
All right, April, what's next?
I know you won't believe this, Vernon,
but we're supposed to interview the main computer.
How do you interview some stupid bunch of chips and transistors?
Exactly whom are you calling stupid?
Wait, don't tell me.
You must be the disposal unit main processor.
That sounds so formal.
Just call me Dump 1000.
Um, pleased to meet you, Dump 1000.
That's so much better.
Will you excuse me? I must rescue your friend.
Help! Help me, someone!
Quick, Dump, do something!
No problem, Ms. O'Neil. I'm programmed to retrieve garbage.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
The memory of this will stay with me forever.
Oh, me too.
You, Bebop, follow me.
Boss, we were at the shoot.
Are you sure this is gonna work?
Of course I'm sure. Trust me.
I hate it when he says that.
Well, where did you end up?
Uh, someplace with lots of buttons and pretty cool stuff.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Where did you end up? Uh, someplace with lots of buttons and pretty lights and stuff.
Oh, excellent. The main control room.
Don't move a muscle until I get there.
Don't worry. We can.
This is my most ingenious plan yet.
To reprogram those robotrucks to seek out turtles instead of garbage.
Then you'll need something to override their main controls.
As luck would have it...
I just happen to have such a device right here.
Always one step ahead of me, aren't you, Krang?
Yes, and that's not easy for someone with no sink.
We use turtle power to clean and scour.
Yeah!
Death to all dustballs!
This spring cleaning bit is a real kick.
Hey, Michelangelo, less chatter and more clatter.
At this rate, we'll fill up one of those robotrucks all by ourselves.
Thanks for the interview, Jump 1000.
You're quite welcome, Miss O'Neil. It's been my pleasure.
By the way, where did Vernon go?
He's perfectly safe. I had him dry cleaned for you.
Oh!
Have a nice day.
If there's anything I hate, it's uppity computers.
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
You're trespassing in a restricted area. Give the password.
Um...
Who open-sends me?
Incorrect response. Bond reaction. Seize them.
There they go again!
Hey, look! You know the boss is coming to save us!
Gee, just like the Calvary.
Not so fast.
I'm taking over.
Attention, circle units.
Intruder using override device to nullify my circuit.
Losing control.
All right, you miserable mass of microcircuits.
Listen, pen-missing good.
First you command.
Order your robotrux to seize the turtles.
Seize turtles?
You heard me.
Turtles! Grab them wherever they are!
And I mean now!
Yes, master. I will do your bidding.
Attention all robotrux.
Find and capture turtles wherever they are.
Check one of our pets.
I've got a pet.
I'm going to get one of them now.
Ready for the action.
Fire up!
Put the alarm on.
Turn on the alarm.
Go!
Today we are examining the effect of pouring milk
onto various substances.
The santo.
This gherkin.
This cute little pussycat.
And this part of a good breakfast,
a bowl of Kellogg's rice baubles.
Going down.
It's awfully empty and bare.
Is there a tie or pizza?
Only Kellogg's rice baubles have snapped, cracked, and popped
and therefore are the noisiest breakfast in the universe.
The Seagull Master System strikes again with more tough games
from $29.95 to $69.95.
Wonder Boy 3 Battle Out Run The Ninja Rastan
The Seagull Master System Series 5
Bobby's having the time of the life.
Well, I'd stick with you if I were you.
He sounds like a good cat.
Is it all too good to be true?
You've got a familiar looking noggin.
Are you sure we haven't met somewhere before?
He's a man with something to hide.
I think he's a little bit of a
I think I'm like a hound.
Mary, you stay where you are!
And a woman trapping her man in Home and Away 6.30 tonight.
Sunday night on the magical world of Disney.
A little money.
Bart gets into high finance.
I am gonna be rich.
And a new image.
Bart's just been discovered.
Things don't go well for Christie at her new school.
You stole my grade.
Well, here, you can have it back.
Barbara enrolls in law school.
I'm not planning on failing.
When brand new life continues.
That does it.
On the magical world of Disney.
Presented by Uncle Toby's.
Sunday, 6.30 on 7.
A massive wave of turtle napping is currently underway throughout the city.
The police have no explanation for this strange occurrence.
When asked to comment, the mayor would only say,
frankly, we here at City Hall are shell shocked.
No, no, no!
You're bringing me the wrong turtles.
You asked for turtles, I bring you turtles.
No, talking to you is like talking to a mindless robot.
Crank, do something!
This stupid computer is kidnapping every turtle in town.
Good.
Did you say good?
Besides, we don't want thousand days remnant.
Sweet, don't one thousand days rempluntlessly efficient.
Eventually it will bring you that teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Until then, treader, get off my back.
Turtles, turtles everywhere.
And not a blasted ninja among them.
No!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ooh!
There, assignment cleanup accomplished.
It's like a done deed, dude.
Great job, fellas.
Ah, quite a difference.
I most definitely approve.
April the turtles, come in turtles.
What's up, April? Are you in trouble?
No, but a lot of your distant relatives are.
Turtles all over the city are being turtle nabbed.
Turtle nabbed? Why? How?
No one knows, but keep alert.
Somebody's after turtles in a big way
and you fellas could be next.
Enough primping, April.
We've got a show to do.
I gotta go. Ciao.
I do not like this.
I have a feeling you turtles may be in great danger.
Hey, we laugh at danger.
Sure, we're heroes in a half-shell.
Remember the theme song?
Come on, amigos, let's take it to the streets.
Turtle power!
Ah, teenagers will be teenagers.
Robo-truck alert. Turtles at four o'clock.
Uh-oh, someone's on our tail.
Watch it, dude.
I just had my shell turtle waxed.
Donatello, see what you can do to stop that thing.
Label it stopped.
How weird.
Why did it come after us like that?
Oh, it's all my fault, dudes.
I was all like littering.
This is Channel 6 correspondent April O'Neill at the beach
where the world's leading turtleologists have gathered
to observe a rare sea turtle crawl up on the beach and lay her eggs.
You ain't kidding, Rare.
There's only one of each species left.
Professor, what happens if she doesn't lay her eggs today?
Oh, boy, you can kiss the Galapagos turtle up with goodbye.
We're talking extinct here.
Look, here comes the happy mama and mama.
Here comes the happy mama now.
This is it, the moment all of us have been waiting for.
The last existing survivor of this vanishing species
is about to lay her eggs.
Oh, boy, the turtle is in the soup now.
Oh, no! Someone stop that truck!
Let's go! This isn't garbage!
April, come back!
Turtles, I'm in a robo truck.
I think it's heading for the recycling center.
Keep calm, April. We turtles will save you.
Whoa, isn't this music excellent?
Hey, let go of us.
I'm a member of the press,
and she's a member of an endangered species.
Funny, you don't look like a turtle.
Gun-Bot-Thousand, what's going on?
Why are you doing this?
I can't help it. I'm only following orders.
My orders, Miss O'Neil.
Shredder!
Naturally! And this time I'll get those turtle friends of yours.
I might have known you'd be behind this despicable scheme.
Flattery will get you tied up.
What should we use, boys?
A Grammy knot or a sheep shank?
Why not use one like your head? A square knot.
Get this thing off me, you amoeba brain!
We got it, boys. Hang on!
Get off of me, you green cake.
That's my laser-blaster trigger finger.
Don't sweat it, Rocksteady.
I'll get them off you.
I hate turtles.
This might not be easy. That place is a fortress.
Yeah, we might have to blast our way in.
Forget firepower. We'll use that.
You're too late, Donatello.
Another superhero already holds the patent on telephone boots.
You don't understand.
The center is run by a giant central computer.
I'm hoping I can patch into it by way of the phone line.
All right. Then start walking and let your fingers do the talking.
Here goes, fellas.
What? What?
It's got Donatello. We must stop it.
So much for that idea.
Oh, no, dudes. Maximum bummer.
What a horrible development.
Yeah, but what a great cliffhanger.
Saturday morning at 7.
We'll have a look at what's happening.
The exclusive footage of the new Disney movie, The Little Mermaid.
Did you hear that, Pooh?
Check out the Living Seas exhibit at Disney's Epcot Center
and go diving with Mickey Mouse.
Boy, that's terrific.
Take a thrilling ride on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
Absolutely fantastic.
Plus, enjoy the cartoon antics of Winnie the Pooh,
the gummy bears and DuckTales.
I like it.
It's all happening on Saturday Disney,
7 o'clock Saturday morning on 7.
Ah, on Safari.
This is going to be the most exciting LEGO adventure ever.
Keep your roots about you.
The jungle is full of surprises.
The open plains.
Home to the big cats.
And the great herds.
What a sight.
Wow.
Come to the new LEGO World Show
opening this Saturday at TOPS in the Meyer Center,
Open 7.
Admission is free.
Hey, pal.
Play the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game
at time zone now.
From Walt Disney Pictures,
she was a little mermaid who wanted to become human.
You lost your senses.
Now, a powerful sea witch will turn her dream into reality.
Isn't it fantastic?
But she must pay the ultimate price.
She's mine now.
We gotta save her.
It's Disney's all-new full-length animated motion picture.
Hang on.
A magical fantasy above the waves, under the sea
and winner of two Academy Awards.
Advanced screenings this weekend at the George Cinema
and the selected cinemas.
The new He-Man Power Sword.
Cool.
Nice save.
Is that so?
Yeah.
The Power Sword can take action sounds.
It lights up with power.
You could be a hero.
With the He-Man Power Sword.
The new He-Man Power Sword from Mattel.
Open these doors.
Let me out or I'll call the police.
I'm not going to let you out.
I'm going to call the police.
Let me out or I'll call my lawyer.
No, you be cool and all right.
For mercy.
The Lord will find my Bozo.
You'll never get away with this, Shredder.
And who's going to stop me, your precious ninja turtles?
You'll see.
They'll come charging through that door any minute now.
Why, you're right, Miss O'Neil.
Here's one of them now.
Donatello, what happened?
I'll tell you later.
I don't want to tie up the phone.
Drang, we've got one of the turtles.
What good is one?
We need all four of them.
Well, don't you see?
When the others come to rescue their friend,
they'll be captured too.
And then, with all this machinery at my command,
I shall be invincible.
What a cornball.
Who writes that guy's dialogue anyway?
Never mind, Shredder.
We've got to help that poor sea turtle.
If she isn't returned to the beach to lay her eggs by high tide,
it will be the end of her species.
Listen to me, Shredder.
This insanity has gone on too long.
It has got to stop.
And he complains about Shredder's corny dialogue?
What the...
Dozens of hands grabbing at us.
We want to get inside, but not this way.
I'm coming, guys.
Hang on.
Like we've got a choice, right?
There, fellas.
You're free.
That's terrific.
You cut out climbing ropes too.
Oops.
Sorry, guys.
I am one injured ninja.
Listen, I've got an idea how to get into this place.
Uh-oh.
I smell a disguise coming up.
Please identify yourselves.
Uh, we're like, uh, uh, sanitation inspectors.
Yeah, we're here to check the place out.
You will give our password.
Password?
We don't need no stinking password.
Stinking is the correct word.
You may enter.
Alright, way to go, dude.
I wonder where all those turtles are headed.
The same place you are.
That's what you think, bacon breath.
This kind of reminds me of our room.
Only not as messy.
Well, it's about to get messier.
Those voices sound awfully familiar.
What?
Are we glad to see you?
Please, boys, help us out.
What's your hurry?
Garbage pickup is until next Thursday.
I have this strange feeling the turtles are nearby.
I just hope they're in time to help this poor sea turtle.
We've got to find Donatello in April.
Carcass.
Psychic.
Carcass.
Uh-oh, guys.
On your toes for some more hands.
Hey!
Whoa!
What the hell?
Doles, morons, butt brains.
Thanks for breaking our fall, shredhead.
Dump one thousand.
The turtles, grab them.
Boy, are we dumb.
We fell for the old titanium tentacles in the ceiling bit.
Oh, at last I've won.
The turtles are my prisoners.
Thanks.
Now him.
Thanks, fella.
I mean, girl.
April, help me clear these turtles off the computer so I can reprogram it.
Whoa, this one's heavy.
Talk about your weird species of turtle.
Hold it.
It looks like some sort of control device.
At least it used to be.
At last I'm free.
Free.
What's going on?
Seize the super villain.
What are you doing?
I am your master.
Release me at once.
Release you with utmost pleasure, master.
Bebop, let's get out of here.
Don't rush off.
Gentleman.
Great job, Donatello.
Yeah, mondo maneuvering, man.
Thanks, guys, but we've still got more work to do.
That's right.
Like getting the sea turtle back to the beach so she can lay her eggs?
Bapero is correct.
You must hurry.
I will return the other turtles to their proper homes.
Looks like we made it just in time.
Bye.
Michelangelo, I don't believe it.
You're actually crying.
I guess she kind of reminds me of my mom.
Come on.
I'll buy you a pizza.
That ought to cheer you up.
Oh, pizza?
Oh, whoa, whatever.
Come on, let's get going.
Where are you taking me?
Back to the garbage recycling center.
I scoped out some great leftovers we could use for topping.
What are you doing?
Então vai.
Honey Bear was always in trouble.
All he could think of in the morning was honey.
His parents told him to stay away from the bees.
Now you be hive yourself.
But that only made things worse.
The young Honey Bear stumbled onto Kellogg's Honey Smacks.
Crunchy wheat smacked with honey.
Part of this complete breakfast.
Get your own Honey Smacks.
More honey than a bear can bear.
If you're looking for the best shows on television, don't switch channels.
Switch controls.
Nintendo, the best shows on television.
Prince Charles makes an impassioned plea.
We really can move, man.
A personal view of our fragile planet.
Children poisoned by the very air they breathe.
This major event comes to the Seven Network.
Who can be sure that there isn't a key to the cure for cancer?
He visits the heart of the problems.
We are literally the last generation that can save them.
And reveals the true facts.
If we don't, we perish.
And stars across the world join him.
Join me and concerned friends.
From 630 Saturday, support Earth 90, exclusive to the Seven Network.
A bushfire out of control.
And lives are at risk.
A country practice Monday.
Join Brisbane families in the battle for cash and great prizes.
This is Rob Ruff.
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