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Hey, it's Gilly.
Yeah.
She's not giving this guy mouth to mouth.
She's bleeding.
It's the gill nuts cutting into her neck.
Aren't these guys bites like toxic or something?
Just get behind her.
I'm not real thrilled with that end either.
We gotta get between her and the water.
She might be going into shock.
It's okay, Gilly.
It's okay, sweetie.
Stay still.
We're not gonna hurt you.
Hey, Gilly, how you doing?
Stay still, honey.
You guys be careful.
We're not gonna hurt you, okay?
Get behind her.
Get behind her.
Which side is behind her?
Okay, on three.
We're gonna do it, okay?
On three.
One.
Be careful.
Two.
Three.
Oh, geez.
Great.
What do we do with her now?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Good morning.
Dad, where have you been?
All kinds of stuff been going on this morning.
Truck broke down again.
I had to get a new one.
What's all this?
Stevie's uncle works for this company.
They can give me all this hockey gear.
Full sale.
With the skates and everything, it's only 482 bucks.
The hockey's gonna have to wait for a while.
But you promised.
Yeah, I know, I promised.
But we just don't have the money.
Maybe you should have taken that promotion.
Hey, Hobie.
Maybe next month, huh?
Sure, Dad.
Hey, Mitch.
Couldn't help overhearing, and I think I have the solution to your financial problems.
Whatever it is, the answer's no.
Sponsor a bikini contest.
No.
Oh, come on, it's a major return on a minor investment.
No.
I don't even have enough money to invest in repairing my truck.
Yeah, but a bikini contest would be...
Reese Miller.
No contest.
The one on the left.
Excellent choice, Captain.
Tough call.
Excellent choice.
Last month, it's the plumbing.
This month, it's my truck.
You should have taken that promotion, Mitch.
What is it with everybody in this promotion?
All I need is a little extra cash.
How about a couple hundred bucks?
I didn't mean that. I can't borrow from...
Good, because I can't lend it to you.
But there's a private party at the Malibu colony this week.
They, uh, will hire a couple off-duty lifeguards.
I've already mentioned it to Eddie.
I'll take it.
You've got it.
We first spotted her off the beltway when she was just a pup.
She had this gill mitt stuck around her neck, so we started calling her Gilly.
We could never get close enough to get it off of her.
The more she grew, the more it just sliced into her neck.
She knew when it was time to get help.
Yeah, but she shouldn't have had to.
I mean, why do they keep using these things? I don't understand.
Because fishermen don't see the results of what they do to sea lions and dolphins.
Well, I think we should get the press down here.
Unfortunately, after Saturday, there won't be a down here here.
Why not?
Money.
How much do you need?
I need $50,000 by 6 p.m. Saturday, or else we get torn down with the rest of this place
when they start building Ocean View condos.
Have you thought about maybe organizing some fundraisers or something?
With all the nonprofit organizations that need money?
Come on, Shawnee.
The face of saving sea mammals is not people's top priority.
Well, what are we going to do with the injured animals if work is closed down?
Sea Life Park in San Diego is the closest facility.
That's over 100 miles away. Those animals aren't going to make it traveling that far.
Look, at least we're here until Saturday, and hopefully there'll be enough time for Gilly to make it.
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Isn't she wonderful?
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Excuse me, I don't think it's a real good idea.
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Okay.
Hello my darling.
Hey, hey, hey.
What is with you?
Keep your fire under control will you?
You all right?
Yeah thanks.
Sure.
Who the hell are you two?
I'm Mitch Buchanan, this is Eddie Kramer.
We're the LA County lifeguards.
Good Lord, the hired help.
The only reason you're here is because my insurance company requires it.
So don't stop anyone from having a good time, just make sure no one drowns.
Your friends keep drinking and swimming, believe me somebody is gonna drown.
Don't be ridiculous, these are my friends.
This is business.
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Better call your insurance agent.
Why is that?
We're out the door now.
All right, have it your way, do whatever it is you people do and just don't overdo it.
Fair enough?
Okay.
When we start filming this in a couple of weeks, I play this martial arts instructor in Venice,
who's actually a private investigator, and he kind of gets romantically involved with this beautiful street musician.
We don't want to give the plot away, do we darling?
Let me borrow him for a few minutes, I promise I'll bring him right back.
He's up here.
Larry darling, charm the press, always charm the press, but never reveal too much about yourself or your project, all right?
Well my new film comes out in two months, and this time I have lines.
Vittorio darling, I'm so happy to see you.
I see you've already met Fernando.
Vittorio's seen every one of my pictures, he doesn't like one of them.
Vittorio darling, I'd like for you to meet Larry Brooks, the star of our picture.
It's a pleasure sir.
Hello, this is Sir Fernando, you are arrested.
I hope you like my picture.
I admire each and every one of them sir.
As a matter of fact, I've always wanted to work in Italy.
Don't mind if I do. Thank you.
Storifle, where is it?
I think it's either Toku or Eel.
Hi.
Let's get some rest.
Hey, why don't you stay in the cool water?
I'm sorry, I'm on duty.
Duty.
No sir, please don't put that in the water.
Why not?
Because I said so.
Get the boat back out.
Get the boat back out.
Pass the breakwater.
Get it back out.
Get the boat back out.
Eddie!
Get out there.
What?
There's a press here, be a hero.
Ditto, I hate the water.
Okay.
I got you.
Hang on.
No, no, let go, let go.
No, no, let go of the line.
Let go.
You on three?
One, two, three.
All right, you can go.
I gotta go now.
Okay, all right, let's go.
Check with you in emergency, huh?
All right.
He shouldn't have been out there.
Lucky for him, you were.
Lucky for you, no one else was seriously hurt.
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I don't accept chips.
That's exactly what a hero should say.
You know, you could make 10,000 times that,
doing what you just did out there for the cameras.
What, as a stuntman?
No, as a star.
If he can do it, anyone can.
I could have the script rewritten, make the lead a lifeguard,
who is also a private eye, big rescues, great love scenes.
What do you say?
Let's put on a hit.
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Oh, that accent's changed a lot of things.
Not for me.
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It's over.
Neighbors, Monday following studs.
I can't believe this guy turns down an opportunity of a lifetime.
I want to be in some stupid action play.
Oh, come on, Mitch, they make millions.
It could have been a whole new career for you.
A career of saving people.
What about saving animals?
What's wrong?
Billy.
How is she?
She's barely hanging on.
And of course she's not.
She's barely hanging on.
And if Orcas closes down,
Gillian and thousands like her are not going to survive.
Why would Orcas close down?
Why does anything worthwhile close down?
There's not enough money.
Hey, Mitch, do the words,
don't fall asleep in the poppy fields mean anything to you?
The Wicked Witch.
That is one hell of a broomstick she rode in on.
Mitch!
Let's talk.
What have you got to lose?
Forget I said that.
Mitch shouldn't be alone with her.
She's going to eat him alive.
I don't get it.
I was there too, was I not?
Huh?
You're not going to be rescuing people,
pulling them out like tuna?
Why him?
Why did this Dita pick him to be the movie star?
What does Mitch have that I don't?
Eddie, Mitch isn't going to do this anyway.
Oh, money, honey.
It's a great motivator.
I can't let him blow this.
I don't get it.
You'd be a believable hero, Mitch.
What's the difference?
Women will fantasize about you.
Trust me, I know what women like.
The only time I've ever been in front of a camera
is when they videotaped my wedding.
You're married?
Divorced.
So you can see how well that performance turned out.
Beaty, sellic.
They have that certain something that made them a star.
You have it too, Mitch.
No, I don't.
I don't have that.
Listen to me, Mitch.
I'm not only pretending to be a bitch because it serves me well
in a very tough business.
And I'm in business to make money.
So I wouldn't invest it in you if I wasn't sure you could do this.
I'm a lifeguard.
And Boz was a football player.
Arnold was a bodybuilder.
They're pro athletes.
What's a lifeguard?
You're a professional swimmer.
And swimmers are fantastic athletes.
Mitchie, sweetheart, sorry I'm late.
I sent you a fax from the car.
Did you get it?
Harvey Miller, Mr. Buchanan's personal manager.
I'm looking forward to opening negotiations with you on my client's behalf.
Ah, your client doesn't seem willing to entertain my offer.
Well, that's because I do all of his entertaining for him.
So what kind of figures are we talking about here?
I don't think we should discuss money in front of your client.
We have no secrets from each other, do we, Mitch?
No.
I want to screen test him.
After we pre-negotiate the deal.
You know, the upfront, the back end.
Of course.
Upon signing, he becomes pay or play.
With a buyout.
I'm going to need a name above the title.
On this sequel, not the first time out.
Let's talk motor home.
Honey wagon.
Star wagon.
Fine.
How much upfront?
Ten thousand.
Forty.
Twenty thousand.
Thirty.
Twenty five thousand on signing against one hundred and fifty on the first day of photography.
It's a done deal.
Done deal.
We'll talk.
I shouldn't be doing this.
Oh, let me.
I wanted to do this the first time I saw you.
How come it took you so long?
Maybe I want you to suffer.
Maybe it's because you're so cold.
The only thing cold about me is my gun.
The only?
I can't say that.
Who writes this stuff?
Come on.
Mitch, remember what we talked about?
What is your intention in the scene?
To get this thing over as quickly as possible.
Listen, you want me to show them how to do it?
Eddie, there can only be one director on the set.
This is a living room.
Which is why you are not the director.
Now, Mitch, look, it's easy.
I need those head shots by six.
And make sure you touch up that mark on his chin there.
Put the glint in his eye.
You know, a couple of those little white dots.
Hey, you're not upset, are you?
No, no, of course not.
I mean, because, you know, this is just for Mitch to help.
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Well, then what's wrong?
Nothing.
You know, if you want to, we can play the scene tonight.
And I won't even make you suffer.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Mitch, you can't change a line.
Remember, this is a screen test.
You have to treat every word of the text as if it was Shakespeare.
I remember when I was a contract player at Fox.
Shakespeare was still alive.
Which is my children are not allowed on the set.
All right, Mitch, tell me, what exactly is your motivation?
You got me.
Money, Dad.
We need the money, right?
Right.
Right.
Ready?
Let's take it again from the top.
Hang on a minute.
Let me try the other scene.
Let me just try the other scene.
Shawnee, no offense or anything.
Eddie, you know the lines, you need the sides.
The what?
The sides.
The words, the script.
Oh, no, no, I know it.
I know this.
Good.
We'll do it over here.
Hold it right there, you scum.
Eddie, come on, let's make some room.
Yeah, move that back.
Now, use this for the chainsaw.
Ah, right.
All right.
Eddie, you're a drug crazed killer with a chainsaw.
He's got you cornered.
He's unarmed.
But you know he's deadly.
Ready?
Catch it.
Mitch.
Mitch, run.
Hold it right there, Scud's Bucket.
Scud's Bucket.
Scud's Bucket.
Like Scud missile, Dad.
Got it, got it.
Hold it right there, Scud's Bucket.
Stay back, man, or I'll cut you.
I swear I'll slice you to pieces.
No way, no way.
That thing's about to run out of gas.
I hope it does, right in the middle of your skull.
What's up, Doc?
How's it going, Shawnee?
Well, from the looks of things around here, not so good.
Outpacking is never fun.
How's Gilly?
You want the truth?
No, maybe you better lie.
Well, I, uh, I won't give my hopes up.
Frank, what would you think if I did something for a good cause that I wasn't real crazy about doing?
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You don't even know what it is yet.
Okay, but if it's dangerous or illegal, don't do it.
I'm talking about a bikini contest.
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How am I supposed to talk with all this makeup on?
Don't worry Mitch, with this sun it'll probably melt off after every take. Over here, over here.
Oh great, I'll be standing there with my face on my shoes.
You can see it out there.
Reflectors, cameras. I can't do this.
Sure you can.
Mitch, just do it like you did in rehearsal.
Without the giggles though.
Yeah, without the giggles.
Come on, your old man's a natural. The camera loves him.
Hey, I saw your headshots. The girls at the photo lab were swooning.
Come on, get on out there and show those amateurs what a real hero is made out of.
Come on, come on.
You can do it.
How do I look?
Terrific.
Super.
Okay. Are there a lot of people out there?
No, no. They're just enjoying the surf in the sand. They'll hardly know you're there.
Hardly know you're there.
Just another day at the beach, right?
Another day at the beach.
Right.
Right.
The beach.
Yeah.
I think when nothing's smooth, I guess the jokes are jokes.
Don't point at things near me.
Be what you want to be.
We tell the curtain's down.
Leave messes all up, nothing.
Drown to that fatal show.
Drown to that, drown to that.
Boom, boom, boom.
Hope you can understand.
Boom, boom, boom.
Hope you can understand.
Nothing's the matter, though.
You tumble to the
The cry goes up the flood.
Faith will suffice, it's flood.
We feel the wind and feel
The pleasure and the pain.
When perfect moments come,
We take that, we take that.
Boom, bang, boom.
Hope you can understand.
Boom, bang, boom.
Hope you can understand.
Boom, bang, boom.
Hope you can understand.
Boom, bang, boom.
Boom, bang, boom.
Get back, man, I'm gonna crush you.
I'm gonna slice you in two.
No way, man.
No way, that thing...
That thing's about to run out of gas.
We're gonna be wild.
I'm sorry, I forgot the lines.
No, darling, not now, please.
I'll get it right.
Just take it one line at a time, okay?
Wonderful.
Got it.
Oh!
From the top.
From the top.
Okay, settle.
No way.
All right, let's roll.
Screen test, Mitch Buchanan.
Take 23.
And...
Motivation.
Action.
Hey, hold on, I gotta talk.
No, not now, not now.
Hold it right there, scut bucket.
Back down, or I'm gonna cut you.
I'm gonna cut you in two pieces.
No way, that thing's about to run out...
Cut!
Cut, cut!
Could I talk to you for a second?
Of course, Mitch.
I'm not gonna live without the saw running.
What a great idea.
We'll just pretend that it's still running.
But I still want you to show fear
that the blades are gonna shred this beautiful face.
But only beneath the surface, on the surface.
You have no fear.
Play the subtext.
Subtext.
Subtext.
Mop, mop.
Let's do it again.
He doesn't want to do this.
Just make him look good.
Subtext.
What the hell is subtext?
Hey, listen, I think I know how to get sponsors
for this bikini contest of yours.
What? How? How?
How about a benefit for Orcus?
What a concept.
Hey, I like it.
Cut!
Cut!
Okay.
I'll talk to you later.
Let's roll. Mitch Buchanan, take 25.
And...
Just be cool. Just be cool.
Action!
Hold it right there.
Scud's bucket. Scud's bucket!
Cut!
No, no, keep rolling.
Sorry.
Hold it.
Hold it right there.
Scud's bucket.
Help! Help!
Scud's crazy! Help us!
Hey, cut!
Hey, keep it going!
Oh!
Keep shooting. Keep shooting.
Come on.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Get him. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You better have this rib looked at.
My face.
I want my leading man to be in perfect shape.
That means you got the job.
Now, make yourself useful.
Go get that crazy designer released so we can use this footage.
You got it.
Well done. Well done. You were terrific.
Hey, this looks great. Thanks.
I've got some more promotional pamphlets inside.
Great. Yeah, I think you signed up every
surf shop and restaurant between the Orange and Ventura County lines.
Yeah, and I got jag bathing suits to underwrite some of the expenses.
I just hope that we got enough girls.
All we really need is you, my little rumpus room.
Oh, no. I've got a million things to do if I'm gonna get this put on in time.
Hey, hey, I got a slew of lifeguards who are willing to put up a ton of money
to sponsor one of their own.
Well, they're just gonna have to get one of their own.
Who?
I went to Tussmo with the most dangerous animal in the world.
A woman.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
You talking to me?
Hey. Hey.
Hey, no, you.
You talking to me?
You doing your homework?
Uh, the door was open.
Don't worry, I locked it.
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Hi.
I've just come from the editing room.
Has anyone ever told you you have the bluest eye?
I had nothing to do with that.
The fight scene is fantastic.
I think we should work on making the love scene equally realistic.
I'll get a little boy upstairs.
I won't make a sound.
I am going to make you a superstar.
Adidas.
I don't think this was part of the deal.
Well, call it an oral agreement.
Mitch, Mitch, don't disappoint me.
I'm sorry.
I think you better leave.
You're not being very smart, Mitch.
No, I kind of think this is the smartest thing I've done since I got involved in this mess.
All right.
You're going to regret this.
Maybe I will.
But I'll live with it.
You talking to me?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I just want to watch the girls go by.
It's like poetry in motion.
It's like it's got some kind of meaning.
It's like every minute to you.
Until the next minute you walk by.
I think I love you.
Oh, I can't help myself.
But I just lose my head.
Every time you see a walking man, he makes a whole sleigh of good man.
When you let me out, I never come down, no, no.
She's hot.
I take a wiggle and I'll let you shake.
You can read down the body language.
A million miles away.
So polite.
Come on, Mr. Fitz, I've been too strong.
I just like to pretend that I can have them all.
The time, the time to catch my breath.
So easy to rest.
It doesn't matter if you stay overnight.
And then the whole world will go around.
I can't believe you did that.
I couldn't.
But she's a thug.
Oh, that's not the point.
Wait a minute.
Were you fired or did you quit?
I think I was fired.
What's the difference?
You signed the contract, though, didn't you?
Yeah.
Yes!
Pay or play, baby.
Pay or play.
Oh, speed back.
It's my cue.
Gotta go.
Pay or play, yeah!
What do you think?
LA County's got the best looking women?
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Well, if I could have just one minute of your time, I want to tell you that we also have
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Pick your favorite girl and back her with some cash so that we can keep Orcas open.
And that's all I have to say.
Thank you.
Hey, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Why are you clapping?
I'm not wearing a bikini.
Well, it's not right I'm wearing a bikini.
Underneath this shirt and these shorts, I am wearing a teeny tiny pair of briefs.
It's not a pretty sight, but since my life guard buddies have chosen to sponsor me,
You guys better come up with some bucks if you want your contestant to win because folks,
this is strictly pay per view.
Alright, okay, now it's time now for the final contestant showdown.
Ladies, stretch your style.
And now it's time to announce the winner of our competition.
This will be the contestant with the most money pledged on her behalf and the winner is,
on the low please, thank you, with a grand total of $5,137, Harvey Miller.
But the real winner is the Orchis Foundation with a grand total of $32,000.
That accent's changed a lot of things.
Not for me.
Then go for it.
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Hello, sweetie. Hi, Gilly. How are you today? Are you feeling better? Are you feeling better? You look so pretty.
How long before she can be released?
She's regained a lot of strength. I think that we can let her go before we close up tomorrow.
I'm really sorry it wasn't enough.
Shawnee, raising this much money on such short notice was unbelievable.
I know. I know. I just wish I would have known sooner. You know, there were a lot of corporate people that I didn't get to wrestle.
Hey, what's happening? Oh, no. Why all the sad faces?
No, we came up short.
Short? How short?
Twenty thousand.
Unbelievable coincidence.
Twenty thousand? Mitch?
Pay or play? Pay or play? I had no idea what it meant until yesterday. Can you believe it? Harvey finally came through.
Mitch, you really need this money.
No, no. It's okay. Look, the truck is running. Hope he can play hockey. These guys wouldn't stand a chance without this place.
Thank you.
I don't know what to say.
Good girl. Yeah, good girl.
Here we go. Everybody ready? Come on, Gilly. Get up there. Go!
We're great. We appreciate it.
There's a big week of labors this week when Gabby finds a new job.
And Faye's wedding day goes horribly wrong. They're just some of the stories in Neighbours, weeknights at 7 after studs.
Meantime stay on 10 for a spectacular journey through time in Quantum Leap.
Tuesday on Amazing Stories, they've built an experimental antenna and tuned into TV that's out of this world.
And the big news. One minute he was fighting an historic battle, the next minute he was fighting for his life in the future.
Presented by Hyundai. Amazing Stories, Tuesday on 10.
Dancing, listening to the rhythm, feeling the beat. This is a very important part of my life. Where I come from in Africa, we dance for joy, sorrow, love and pain.
I share my joy teaching others, sharing and showing it's important, giving something of myself, of my life.
Dance celebrates life.
Weeknights at 6.30, you can watch secondhand current affairs shows or you can watch the most outrageous new show on television.
We know which program will be more fun. You can see it in our faces. Studs, weeknights at 6.30, followed by Neighbours on Channel 10.
Last year, the Wallabies conquered the world. In 92, Channel 10 proudly brings you the Rugby Union action.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett led a group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project known as Quantum Leap.
Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely stepped into the project accelerator and vanished.
He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own.
Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through brainwave transmissions with Al, the project observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can see and hear.
Trapped in the past, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.
Maybe maybe something's not the way I ever wanted it to be Cheese.
Check!
Huh?
Check!
Earth to check!
Ow!
Stop clowning around and read the commercial.
Today...
I'm sorry, what were you saying?
You see that piece of paper in your hand?
Uh huh.
Read it.
And to the microphone.
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These men have been selected to write a page in military history.
They are the best the Navy and Air Force have to offer.
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April love is worth a very young one.
Jack.
May I see you for a moment?
Right now?
No.
After I get that of office.
Right.
April love.
So, Eisenhower was still president, that meant I was somewhere in the 50s.
Well, it was a start.
Man, I never thought I'd live to see Howl and Chick Howl play Pat Boone.
We're talking weird.
Sometimes, you know, weird things do that.
Yeah, like unemployment, particularly to DJs who go blank on the air.
Every once in a while you meet someone who instantly rubs you the wrong way.
You don't know why, they just do, and for some reason, you just want to rub them back.
Do you know why my father started this station?
As a tax dodge?
Because he loved music.
And so do I.
And so do I.
I think that makes it unanimous.
They told me you never took anything seriously.
Now I believe them.
I take lots of things seriously.
Name two.
Quantum physics and time travel.
No wonder you've had 12 jobs in the last eight years.
What are you so wound up about?
Come on, it's only rock and roll.
Three words.
Chick, you are fired.
Your record's ending.
Man, you've really got it bad for her, don't you?
Who?
Rachel.
Rach?
Forget it.
No, no way.
Nice try, Kimo Sebi, but old Brian knows all, sees all.
Ever since you've been here, you've been making goo-goo eyes at her.
But I'm telling you, she's only got time for one thing in her life.
To carry on the work of her sainted father.
And that's it.
Hey, what are you doing?
Just getting ready to spin some more backs of wax.
Just do your sign-off and get out of here.
I got a shift to do, mouths to feed, cars to pay off, homes to repair.
This is Howlin' Chick Howl on...
Howl.
W-O-F, 730 A.M.
Signing off.
Couldn't think of anything snappy to say.
Sometimes, man, you've really got it bad.
Now, now, Fred, I appreciate your opinion, but no matter how many editorials you publish,
I am not gonna stop playing rock and roll.
I'm not asking you to change everything you do, Rachel.
Just don't play those records.
You talk about rock and roll like it's some kind of contagious disease, like chickenpox.
No, I think it's just inappropriate.
And so would your father.
You don't know the first thing about what my father would say to this.
Rachel, I am not the only one worried about what rock and roll is gonna do to the kids in this city.
You don't seriously believe that music is a threat to the kids, do you?
Check, stay out of this.
Believe it, Sam. A lot of people did back in the 50s.
Well, that's ridiculous.
Check.
You think it's ridiculous to be concerned about the welfare of our children
or the undermining of family values?
No, it's just that what we're talking about is just music.
What we are talking about is the future of America.
Is this guy a dinosaur or what?
Oh, you think that's funny?
No, sir, I don't think it's funny.
Well, I do.
Well, I thought it was hysterical.
I think what Rachel is trying to say is that the idea that music can make people misbehave is wrong.
And even if it were true, which it isn't,
isn't this just simply a matter of people not listening to a particular radio station
that might be playing music that they might not want heard played?
You don't have kids, do you, Mr. Howell?
You can't watch them 24 hours a day.
Soon as you turn your back, they do exactly what they want.
And then some.
I'm sure that you and the other parents have instilled in your children proper family values
so that they know what's right and what's wrong,
so that no matter what they listen to, they'll do the right thing.
Rachel, I didn't want to have to do this.
When it comes to wind-up, you leave me no choice.
When it comes to pitch, I'm pulling my advertising.
From now on, my paper and my hardware store will do their radio spots elsewhere.
Oh, come on, Fred!
Believe me, so will a lot of other businesses.
I carry a fair amount of weight in this town.
Yeah, a lot of it's hanging over your belt.
Go ahead, pull your advertising. See if I care.
You may not.
But what about all the other people who work for you and their families?
I'm not going to stop playing rock and roll.
Maybe you won't have a choice.
What do you mean by that?
I mean that tomorrow at the city council meeting,
I intend to propose a law that will ban rock and roll from being played over the airwaves.
You can't do that!
Goodbye, Fred.
Kenny?
I don't know.
Maybe they could pass some kind of weird blue law.
What are you looking at?
I was just thinking that you handled that well.
Thank you.
Oh, and, Shick.
Yes?
If you're late again tomorrow, you're fired.
Sounds like love to me.
You believe her?
Who?
Rachel.
Oh, well, Ziggy figures there's a 92.4% certainty that you're here to save her.
Well, I hope she doesn't die because the way I feel right now, I just might let her.
No, she doesn't die, but the station does.
In about a year.
And then after that, her life goes right downhill.
So in order to save Rachel, I've got to save the station.
Yeah, you've got to make the station number one.
The only way to do that is rock and roll.
Holy pepper, look at this beautiful bet.
Shick?
Ow.
Oh, this is your car.
Uh-oh.
Why do I get the feeling this is not going to be so easy?
Remember the stories we broke first.
The Soviet Army is on the streets of Moscow.
Here's the big news of 92.
Remember this time.
Remember this date.
I can't believe they came here straight after.
And then they waited for their prince.
She left something for you, too.
Kodak Express, for more than just the best photos in town.
Announcing the premiere of Laughters, Entertainers,
a story of romance, intrigue, starring seashells marinara,
unleashing in Lydia unbridled passion.
Golden dippers, see Gordon ponder their perfection.
Firecrackers, are they hot enough for Tom and Celia?
And who did eat the last poppadum?
Now showing at a store near you, planters, entertainers.
It's hot. It's sizzling.
It's the Decorator Warehouse Summer Leather Sale.
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America's superstar of song, Amy Grant,
is heading down under with a sell-out Heart in Motion tour.
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That's what love is for
And I'll be your heartbeat below
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I can't believe they came here straight after.
And then they waited for their prints.
She left something for you too.
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You're on time.
2.46 to spare.
You had even the faintest idea of what your first record's going to be?
Something, uh, by the Beatles.
Who are the Beatles?
Oh, you mean Buddy Holly and the Crickets?
Right, yeah, right.
The Beatles, Crickets, they're all related.
Yeah.
Buenos dias.
Boy, am I glad to see you.
I gotta play some music, Cal. I don't remember anything.
What about this?
That's enough.
Johnny Horton, the Battle of New Orleans, Sam.
Get real.
I don't remember any music, Cal.
This is not about music. This is about talking.
We got the gene to make the girls scream the man of the hour
with the radio power, the doctor of love, the nose...
What's that? Say it out loud.
You gotta get this in two minutes, Sam.
Makes the girls scream.
You got a piece of paper and a pencil. Get a paper and pencil.
What's going on in the air?
We got the team...
Didn't you see the movie?
Good morning, Peoria!
Ow! This is Howlin', Chick Howl.
Hello!
Coming to you live on W-O-F.
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
Would you excuse me, folks, for just a second?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is there a dog in here?
Excuse me, is there a dog?
Would you get on my lap? Would you get on my lap?
Would you get on my lap?
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
My mistake, folks. That's our advertising manager.
Would you let go of my leg?
Would you let go? Would you let go?
And stay out.
Great. Finally, a parking space for me.
And speaking of space, how about those Russians, huh?
Hey, I had a great idea.
Instead of monkeys, why don't we stick old cruise chef on the end of a satellite and throw him into orbit?
I mean, how many Alfred Hitchcock look-alikes do we need anyway?
Ha, ha, ha!
Talk about your vertigo. Whoa!
And don't look down!
But enough chat, Ched. Let's put on a hit.
Goodness gracious, it's Jerry Lewis, Great Balls of Hire,
which is probably what old Nikita, baby, will be singing upon reentry.
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
I just made a complete and total idiot out of myself.
Ha!
Great Balls of Hire
Well, if it's any consolation, I think they liked it, Sam.
You came along and you moved me, honey
I've changed my mind
This world is mine
And the little wreck is just Great Balls of Hire
Kisses you, baby
Mmm!
Feels good
Hold me, baby
Well, I want to love you like I love a shoe
You're fine
So kind
But you tell this world that you're mine, mine, mine, mine
That you finally have done the nuts with all my love
I'm real on Earth, but it's no way out of spine
Come on, baby
It drives me crazy
It's just Great Balls of Hire
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Kisses you, baby
This is great, baby
Mmm!
Feels good
Hold me, baby
Kisses you, baby
It drives me crazy
It's just Great Balls of Hire
Kisses you, baby
Come on, baby
It drives me crazy
It's just Great Balls of Hire
Yes!
Is my name ready?
Neither could my girlfriend.
Neither could my girlfriend.
I'm dying.
Don't pick now, Sam. You're on a roll.
Say anything. Tell him something you know about.
Something I know about?
Uh...
Boy, have I got a surprise for you campers.
The Invisible Man is drought by to say a few words.
So tell me...
Viz...
What's your favorite part about being invisible?
Women's dressing room at Landon's department store.
And what's the worst part?
Trying to find my mouth with my cigar.
And that's nothing compared to when you get the invisible girl in the back seat of the car.
And that's nothing compared to when you get the invisible girl in the back seat of the car.
Well, this is incredible.
I feel like a different person.
It's like I've been given a license to play.
To be a completely different person.
Well, like you know, like they're gonna say in the 60s, like, let it all hang out.
Like.
Man, you are on fire.
Well, sometimes you just get lucky, that's all.
Sometimes you just get lucky, that's all.
And again...
Sometimes you don't.
I remember when my father built this console.
I remember when my father built this console.
He did it in our garage.
He did it in our garage.
Ow!
You all right?
Yeah.
You all right?
Yeah.
You start like the guys at Apple, huh?
You start like the guys at Apple, huh?
What's Apple?
What's Apple?
Uh...
Uh...
No, no, WAPL.
W-A-P-L.
It's a radio station I work for in upstate New York.
No.
I used to sit and watch him for hours.
He was determined to have the number one radio station on Earth.
Or at least Peoria.
Is that what you want?
No.
I want to have the number one radio station in the universe.
But right now I'm settled for just getting right back on the air.
Maybe I can help you with that.
Maybe I can help you with that.
Maybe I can help you with that.
I can't believe it. You did it.
What?
Yeah.
Gee!
Oh, my God!
What?
Sam, you gotta see this!
Don't touch that.
What is it, Al?
It is. It's Chubby.
Checker!
Chubby Checker?
Sure. What are you...
Do I know you?
Friend of yours?
Uh...
Sam!
Uh...
Yes, it's Chubby Checker.
Huh?
Come on, baby.
Let's do the twist.
The twist!
It's a pretty good demo, but I was just telling him I don't think it's really...
It really has what it takes.
Wow, that's great!
Say, can I borrow that for my act?
Uh, sure.
But I got it from you.
Sam!
Sam, if you want this station to be number one, tell her to play that demo.
If you want this station to be number one, you gotta play this demo!
It's good. I like that.
Okay, I'll give it a play.
I mean, assuming I can still play rock and roll after the council meeting.
Believe me, nobody's gonna pass a law banning rock and roll.
I like this.
Come on, baby!
Let's do the twist!
Come on, baby!
Let's do the twist!
Give me five, I'll let you have it!
And go like this!
Come on, baby!
Let's do the twist!
Give me five, I'll let you have it!
And go like this!
Come on, baby!
Mr. Bean!
Yeah?
Well, you did it, Fred.
Yes, we did, didn't we?
Got the headline already. Rock and roll is stoned to straw.
Before you know it, it'll be bucking for your job.
Just trying to move up with the organization.
Oh, well, in that case, merely three more menus and give Leland the bill.
Sit down.
Sit down.
I think this last week back in time has added more holes to that Swiss cheese brain of yours,
because this is completely harebrained.
Check your record, Benny.
Okay, okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, this afternoon the city council passed a law effective immediately
that forbids the airplay of music known as rock and roll.
Now, we here at W.O.F. believe that is wrong.
And accordingly, we intend to keep playing rock and roll
until we can persuade them to change their minds.
So with that in mind, here's a nitty-gritty...
Honey, it's only music.
...that they're not allowed to play.
...in a hysterical way, what we're going to do.
Coming to you live, almost live, from the interstellar out of the cellar,
stand up and tell our rock group, Bill, Haley, and the Comets, Comets, Comets, Comets.
Oh!
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock.
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock.
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock.
We're going to rock.
Around.
I want them off the air now.
Break down the door if you have to. Just do it.
Honey, they're not bank robbers.
You're a private property, Fred, with private citizens who are openly breaking the law.
But you are sworn to a pope.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, I'm not going to tell anybody to go busting down any doors,
particularly with the reelection coming up.
Now, bad publicity is something none of us need.
But that's exactly what this will be if we don't do something about it.
Maybe we can do this another way.
Yeah, what do you mean?
I mean there's more than one way to skin a cat.
Well, if we're going to go down in flames, I'll help you pick out the records.
Who killed her father?
She saw the whole thing.
Could it be the man she has fallen in love with?
It's time you found out about certain things you should know.
Carol Oates, Eric Roberts, and Eli Wallach in the Mafia thriller Bride of Violence, Sunday, 8.30 on 10.
Two huge hit singles out at Mordecat, pornography, the brilliant new album from Xtreme.
Normally this insulated cooler costs about 20 bucks,
but for a limited time you can get one at Pizza Hut for only $5.95 when you buy a Pizza Hut pizza.
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Get the great taste of Piccadilly Natural Springs bottled spring water now,
and we'll include a $25 Tango fridge cooler free.
Phone now on 231 43 8.
Right now the Co-op and Hindmarsh building societies have one year fixed home loans for the very, very low rate of 10.25% per annum.
Now, if you think you can do better than that, go ahead and try.
Go on, walk all over town if you like.
But at the end of the day, when you better the Co-op and Hindmarsh's 10.25%, who doubt it?
In fact, we're pretty sure you'll just be burning shoe ever.
This one is really wild.
That's perfect.
I'd like to read you something that we dug out of the news files here from the Peoria Dispatch.
It was written a couple weeks ago by your friend and mine, Frederick R. Beeman.
I am not against music. I love music. But rock and roll is not music.
It is nothing more than the half-articulate speech of a group of people of extreme dress and style
whose radical intention is to excite and inflame the youth of our community.
Now I would like to read you something written by a group of long-haired, weirdly dressed radicals in 1791.
It's called the First Amendment.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,
or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press or the right of the people peaceably to assemble
and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
Now, I believe in the freedom of the press, and I believe that Mr. Beeman has a right to print whatever he wants to about rock and roll.
But the First Amendment also guarantees freedom of speech.
And since Mr. Beeman also admits that rock and roll is at least in some form speech, half-articulate speech to be exact,
then I guess that rock and roll is also guaranteed by the First Amendment.
And we'd just like to exercise that right.
But hey, enough seriousness. It's time to get back into the swang of things.
And what better way than by taking a sea cruise?
Oh, my God.
You know where to find us.
Damn.
First thing that I hate to.
But the question is, I mean, why does he hate you and rock and roll?
I don't know. You know, I think until he got on the street, nobody paid much attention to him.
And now he sort of likes being the focal point.
Oh, damn.
Lights went out.
No kidding.
You got to kind of back up the jet generator or something?
There's a civil defense generator in the basement, but I don't know how to work it. I don't even know if it does work.
Well, one way to find out.
Shit.
Sorry, I'm just trying to find the door.
Door knobs are usually placed a little lower, aren't they?
They're off the air.
Front page tomorrow, Lila.
No more rock and roll in Peoria.
One, two, three.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Let there be light.
Good evening, Peoria.
I know what you're thinking. You're saying, hey, where's my good old buddy Howlin' Chicka
been for the last hour and a half?
Well, the honest truth is, I was kidnapped by spacemen, taken somewhere into the future, and forced to eat Chinese food for a week.
And I'm still hungry.
But now, the good news is I'm back, and I know exactly what all the hits are going to be in the future.
And here's one right now.
Next time, I get a generator that can work a transmitter and the air can just stay at the same time.
Yeah, I'll drink to that.
Maybe I'll let you buy me one after this.
Thank you.
W-O-F.
Rachel.
Fred.
Welcome back.
I don't know how you did it, but it sure was a slick trick.
Unfortunately, you're still breaking the law.
I've been talking to some of my fellow advertisers.
If you keep this up, they might not go back to you even if you do drop rock and roll.
I'm afraid that's right, Rachel.
And I'm on the factor right now, but I don't know how much longer I can do it.
I'm going to try a little bit harder because as soon as we hang up this phone, we're going to call every newspaper, radio, and TV station in the state.
We'll find out how much he likes bad PR.
I'm Fred.
In about 10 seconds, I'm going to call every news organization in the state.
I'll be seeing you on the front page.
Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Well, since my saying no probably won't stop you.
Go ahead.
Why are you doing this?
Seriously.
There was a poem in high school, I think, that I never forgot.
Until now.
I think it ended with, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
I guess I just think it's time for the best to exhibit a little passionate intensity.
And now it's your turn.
I think it's partly because it's what my father would have done.
Sounds like he was a great guy.
Oh, he was.
He had great plans for this place.
He wanted to be the first to broadcast in stereo.
Oh, and he always used to say, the future of radio is FM, Rachel.
FM.
He was such a dreamer.
Oh, I'm not sure that's such a bad dream.
Check, check the record.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, well, you know, over the last couple of minutes,
you folks have been listening to something by Dull Needle and the Statics.
A lot of people find it repetitive.
I like to think of it as just plain old daring.
Okay, for all you dancing machines out there who didn't rest,
here's a little change of pace to help you catch your breath.
No, it's a request that's just come in from me,
and I'd like to dedicate it to the girl I'd most like to share a civil defense shelter with.
You've got to give a little, take a little,
and let your poor heart break a little.
That's the story of, that's the glory of love.
You've got to laugh a little, cry a little,
and let the cloud roll by a little.
That's the story of, that's the glory of love.
As long as there's the two of us,
you've got this world and all of its charms.
But when this world is with us...
What'd you do that for?
For taking advantage of me, you know, a weak moment.
Advantage?
Well, yes, what would you call it?
I'd call it love.
We were dancing and then...
I would call it rampaging hormones.
I think you were starting to enjoy it and you got scared.
Maybe I just didn't like it.
She's lying, Sam.
It's like in the third grade, you only pull the pig tails of the one you love.
Maybe you were afraid of liking it too much.
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
Good, Sam. Now, come on, make a move.
Is it?
Now, go in for the kill.
That's it, now move in real fast like you're going to kiss her real hard, but then...
It looks like you've already got the hang of it.
Well, geez Louise, it seems like you've got everything under control here.
Maybe you should put on the long playing record.
Oh boy.
We're not broadcasting anymore.
Sam, they've cut the transmission cables.
It looks like we're off the air permanently.
They built an experimental antenna and tuned into TV that's out of this world.
It's a signal from another planet.
And the big news...
Oh my God, they're coming here.
Why?
Just a short walk into somebody using a forget- ули happened to throw those tubes over there.
Great.
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Looks like they cut our transmission cable. I just said that. Of all the low
down sleazy cheap things to do. You can say that again. You cooked up this whole
thing just to get me alone with you. What? I knew I should never have listened
to you. Me? You're the one who wanted to do this. You're the one who wanted to barricade us in here.
Rachel. How do I know that we're even off the air? Look at the meters. Listen to the radio.
Well how do I know that you didn't just rig this up this afternoon when you were
fixing it? Fred, I suppose I made a deal with Beeman to call you on the phone. I
wouldn't put it past you. Now I'm gonna lose my radio station and it's all
because of you. I should have done what they said. I should have stopped playing Rock and
World. Oh that's blasphemy. Next thing you know she's gonna be stepping on Elvis's
blue suede shoes. Look Rachel, I know what you're thinking but now is the time when
you gotta hang tough. It's no use. You can't fight City Hall. Sure you can. You
just gotta keep plugging away at it. Don't let them wear you down. They're
human. They get tired. They want to go home too. But to make this station number
one. Is that is that really what this is all about? No. Man a girl that's the way
to talk. I didn't think so.
Phone. When it rains it pours. Calling to gloat, Fred. I'm not coming out, Fred. If I
have to make an antenna out of bobby pins, I'm going back on the air with Rock
and Roll. Tell Sheriff Foley to take his nightstick and shove it.
That was great. You said when it rains it pours? Yeah. What kind of gutters are on
this building? I don't know. They're sort of old and green. You may be on here
sooner than you think.
It's gonna match your shirt in a minute.
Why am I doing this? You need to get one more emerit badge before you make Kegel.
Rachel already stood up to me when she proved she can turn the station around.
She can if the Mongol horde down there a litter. You have the horde repelling on
you, do you? What? Hey, look, see them on the leap? You're not leaping. You're standing too close to the antenna. Move away.
Huh? Move away. Come on, move away. Rats. Jack, if they keep this up, I'm gonna have to change my name.
Get back on the air. Damn it.
But hey, I know how much you love old Howlin' Chick. But what you're really here for is Rock and Roll.
Well, you know you make me wanna throw my hands up and down, throw my hands up and down, throw my hands back and down.
Come on now, don't forget to say you will. Don't forget to say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're saying right now, baby. Come on, come on, say it.
May I, Yana, consider rescinding your law? We're not rescinding anything. If you had done what you were supposed to do and arrested Rachel when I told you, none of this would have happened.
Arresting somebody is the last thing we should do. That's why I'm gonna set this whole thing off. I think Jake's right, Fred. The last thing we need in front of all this press is trouble.
My God, some of this press is even less. What we need is to show them that we know how to handle things like this. If you don't, I do.
Hey, what are you doing?
I want you to know. I'm in love with you right now. Get in love with me, baby. I've been too sad.
Leave my station alone! You broke the law, Rachel! What's the use of this law? The way I count it. Come on, man.
If you can't put this to count, you're just not gonna stop being a wimp. I'm gonna get a hernia. You got any better ideas? Well, I can follow you. I got Ziggy working on it. As a matter of fact, look.
I'd like to read you something we found in our news files dated August 16th, 1945.
The day after the Japanese surrendered and World War II ended. The guns are silent now. And so are many of the men whose hands once held them.
Never again will they see their wives our mothers. Never again will they hear their children laugh. And never again will they smell the sweet scents of home. And for what?
For what did these husbands and fathers, these brothers and sons give their lives so many thousands of miles from home? I say it was for one word, and that word is freedom.
The freedom to pray, to write, to speak, to feel, to be as we see fit and not as others would dictate to us. To this freedom which has been so dearly bought for us, it is up to us, the living, to dedicate our lives and our futures to its eternal protection.
These words were written by Frederick Beeman, the editor of the Peoria Dispatch. And I sincerely hope that Mr. Beeman would see it in his heart that all we are looking for here is a little freedom, too.
This is different. We fought for freedom. This is...
Come on, Fred. Let's go home.
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Why did I leave? I don't know. According to Ziggy, Rachel sticks with Rock and Roll and WOS becomes the number one station in Teoria. And a year later, she and you get married.
Married? Is that a puzzle? Well, I just think we should get to know each other a little better. Fine. You can buy me breakfast. After you finish your shift.
Don't worry, I'm worried.
Don't mess up this time, Victor. Ready?
Here I come.
You know you make me wanna
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Yes, Celia likes.
Who doesn't?
Leave him alone.
I don't want anyone jumping on the stage.
Not just anyone.
Sit down.
I want to.
I want to.
I want to.
I don't want her hanging out at the club.
So, did you and Vicky clear the floor?
We danced.
I'm tired.
Good night.
Good night, my love.