8 o'clock Wednesday. Black tie. Are you telling me that I am going as your date? White lies. What's your name? Victoria Greenwich. Your story, of course, was preposterous. All is fair with love. You're sounding like a jealous person. And spies. Would you believe me if I told you that I was just a suburban lady with two small boys, a station wagon, and a little eat team on a bad losing streak? Uh-uh. Wednesday, 8 o'clock.