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And now there's even spray paint.
Hey, this isn't a piece of furniture. It's my head.
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It's the one recommended by doctors because it can't clog your pores.
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Amazing, isn't it?
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Here's my friend Gil before.
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This is Bruce before.
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And here's the side by side.
And look at this.
Yes, couvre is great for women too.
Here's Millie before and after.
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If you have a thinning hair problem, this Hollywood makeup artist has the answer.
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