I'm not going to the golf club dance.
Are you constipated?
No, Mother, I'm not constipated.
You don't have to be constipated not to want to go to a golf club dance.
I don't like dancing.
It's good for constipation.
I don't care if it's good for constipation, Mother.
I am not constipated.
I just don't want to go to the golf club dance.
Bonshi, Timothy.
Sorry, Fowler.
It's just the job.
Your father and I happen to think that the golf club is just the sort of place where you might meet a really sensible sort of girl.
What do you mean by sensible? What do you mean sensible, Mother?
Well, sensible.
What do you mean sensible?
With sensible shoes.
And not something put aside in the building society.
Building society, Mother?
I don't want that.
I want a raven-haired beauty striding out of the sea with a dagger strapped to her right thigh.
And a zip-hung down right the way down as far as she can find.
Timothy!
And eating a chocolate bar.
Well, that won't do her teeth any good.
Oh, who cares about her teeth, Mother?
Pinch him or where they come from.
I can see that.
Three o'clock. Must be off to rehearsals?
Oh, yes, of course.
The raven-crossed thespian's very important.
And you'll be assistant under Dog's body, as usual.
I do have an executive role on the management side, yes.
Sweeping up, you mean?
To some extent, yes.
But this year, I have a part.
Well, do try and keep out of the back row of the chorus.
We never saw you in the student prints until the front row took a bow.
Mother, to take part is the important thing.
The participation is of the essence.
That's what Zack said.
Oh, Zack. The great Zack. I'm sick of Zack.
Zack, Mother, is a very caring and sensitive director.
He is a real artist.
And what is this real work of art you're doing with him?
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There we are. I must be off, Mother.
Timothy!
Don't worry. I shall be back before midnight.
Don't you start.
I'm sorry.
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You run along, huh?
Tim, you're not doing anything after rehearsal.
Oh, aren't I? No, I'm not. No, no. Why? Where are we going?
You see, the thing is, Poppy and I are going to Stratford.
For the night.
Oh, you know, Stratford.
Yes, yes, I know Stratford. Love's labor's lost.
I'm sure they won't be able to...
All's well that ends well.
Yes, yes, yes. You see, there's this problem.
This other chick, Vanessa, you know, last year's model.
Oh, last year's model.
That was a problem. Don't I know?
Tim, I kind of hate to ask you to do this.
But do you think you could make Vanessa welcome?
You know, buy her a drink.
Maybe you two could get it together.
Make her kind of feel that life is worth living after all.
You know, let it all hang on?
Excuse me. No, thank you.
Oh, right, thank you. Yes, yes.
I thought I made one or two chicks in the past feel that life was kind of worth living.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, I say it myself, Zach. I, uh...
Zach, Zach, Zach. Oh, sorry, I was...
So we go to the pub.
Tim. Yes?
You won't forget about Vanessa?
No. OK. Right.
Well...
Coming for a drink, brute force?
No, no, as a matter of fact, I'll just hang back.
I've got a favour to do for Zach, little woman, you know, so I'll just hang about here.
Let it all hang out.
Not in those trousers, you won't.
See you in the pub. OK, yes.
Now, just let's get this worked out again.
I'm so dead it's alarming.
It's charming. Turn round.
Wave the tail. One, two, three. Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Hello? I was looking for Zach.
Oh, hello. You must be Vanessa. My name is... Oh, sorry.
What? Tim. My voice went, I'm sorry.
Where's Zach? Well, he's not here. He's gone away to the...
Oh, sorry.
The voice went again. I'm sorry. Oh, dear. He said six o'clock.
And do you have a throat condition?
Um, well, I am a little hoarse.
Sorry, no. Pardon? No, sorry.
Well, I do have a little trouble with the throat in the flying suit.
Sorry, in the winter. I'm sorry, yes.
Where's Zach? Well, he's definitely... He is not here.
Well, when will he be back?
Well, I think it's about three hours to Stratford, isn't it?
Oh, Stratford.
He always takes them there.
Picked up some little bit from the back row, has he?
Well, front row, be fair.
Getting the full treatment, is she, poor cow?
Four-poster bed, all that.
Well, he didn't actually mention the number of posts, but...
And leaves a message with the nearest amenable idiot.
Yes, that's right. That's me. That's where I fit in.
I mean, I'm not that I'm an amenable idiot.
Charming, left high and dry with nothing to do till eight o'clock.
Well, he's not the only pebble on the beach.
Ah, that's where I fit in. As one of the lesser pebbles.
What did you say your name was? Tim.
Timothy, yes.
Oh, no.
Has a ring to it, doesn't it?
Yes, I...
Sorry, I'm not making you feel very welcome, am I?
Why don't we, er... Let's pull up a toadstool.
Oh!
Ah, sorry.
Oh, dear.
Welcome to the Village Green.
Where is everyone?
Sorry, sorry, my voice is gone again. I'm sorry.
You know, the way you lose that voice is very good for my ego.
I'm sorry, it's just that, um...
You know, you are, er...
very attractive and the...
voice just sort of goes.
Why don't you sit down?
Oh, thank you very much.
Ah!
Tell me. I...
I mean, what about... Are you...
As it were, are you...
Are you any... Are you doing any...
What about this evening?
Well, I'm supposed to go to some awful golf club thing.
Oh, goodness, oh, that. Yes, Mother's going to that.
Catch me at that.
Well, I thought I might give it a whirl.
Well, I suppose so.
Chaconne, as-sans thingy, Bob.
Shall we step over the road to the pub and have a little...
Well, er... In half an hour.
Excellent, excellent. Couldn't be better.
Couldn't be better.
I've got quite a bit of liaising to do here, you know.
Have you ever seen the back end of a horse sweep up after itself?
See you later, Poppet.
See you, see you, Poppet.
Ah.
Girls, we make love and kiss
But why do we feel the disease?
Ah...
Hello?
Oh, hello!
Somebody turn the lights out!
BANG! BANG!
Please.
The girl that I marry will have to be a...
You've been a long time.
It's flat.
Ah, I'll get around, Frank.
As a matter of fact, I do get around.
The girl that I marry will have to be...
Good evening, Gene.
Good evening. Wonderful day.
It's raining.
Wonderful rain.
Unlucky in weather, lucky in love.
The girl that I marry will have to be...
Two pints, please, Gene. Thank you very much.
She loves me, she loves me not.
Oh.
Ah, ha.
I'm sorry about that.
Just hang on, just hang on.
Heads or tails? Heads it is.
She loves me.
It's in my drink.
Don't worry, I will get you a fresh glass.
Duh-di-di-di-do, duh-di-di-do.
It's still got a coin in it.
I will drink it.
There we are.
Clean as a whistle.
The girl that I marry will have to...
Thank you very much, Gene. One pound, ten.
There we are. Have to be a sweet...
Genetonic, please.
Sixty pints.
Drinking pints now, are we?
Don't tell me. I know the signs.
Something female smiled at you, eh?
Which of the ugly sisters was it?
Frank, I want you to know this time
I have landed the big one.
Oh, not the wicked stepmother.
Vanessa, no Vanessa.
Used to be with Zach.
Now, pretty heavily into me.
Vanessa, short blonde hair, blue eyes.
That's the one.
Oh, for heaven's sake.
Do you know what that was at the bar?
Who? Tiny Hesseltine.
Well? Well, that's her bloke, you twit.
Was, Frank, was.
Then she was with Zach. Now she's heavily into me, I told you.
Well, she may play the odd-away match,
but Tiny's irregular.
You remember Chris Stubbins.
Last week, at his very bar,
he just smiled at Vanessa.
Just smiled.
Tiny took him outside and kneed him in the groin.
That's why he's not playing Captain Hook this year, then.
Captain Hook? He can barely manage Tinkerbell.
She told me, she told me,
she was sick of all this macho stuff.
Well, he's not.
She goes around smiling at people.
She doesn't know Tiny crunches them afterwards.
I think I'd better get back to the sweeping up.
Well, don't stay around here,
or you'll never play the back legs of a horse again.
Tim.
Hello, the time.
Who's Tim?
A friend. Gin and tonic, please.
Hello, Frank.
Hello, Vanessa.
Where's Tim gone?
Er...
Oh, he had to go. Called away.
Well, he was here a second ago.
Feet.
Tim!
What are you doing?
I'm so happy it's alarming. I was getting there,
rehearsing the song, to be honest.
But the back legs of the horse don't sing anything.
No, I was also looking after this very important prop,
the umbrella. What for?
Well, you see, when Cinderella's at the ball,
I have to look after the coats.
I'm a footman, really. A five-footman.
This is Tiny.
Tiny Tim.
Oh, my God.
God bless us, everyone.
There we are. Let me make some room for you.
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Sorry.
Oh, dear. Mustn't spill anything over the knee.
Not the famous knee.
Plenty more Tinkerbells where that came from.
What?
What are you on about?
Do you know this bloke? No, we don't. No, no, no.
Is there something going on between you and him?
Oh, good heavens no. Oh, sorry.
My voice is gone again.
I love the way you do that.
Wasn't that this time. It wasn't.
No, no, going on. Good heavens no.
The only thing that's going on at this table is between Frank and myself.
Get off!
He's so coy. He's so coy when he's out.
Is there something going on between you and her?
No, no.
Not my type. Not remotely.
Good heavens no. Yuck. What?
Are you insulting my bird? No, no.
I think she's very, very nice. Oh, very, very nice.
No, not that nice. You added a very.
I do think she is nice, though not attracted to me.
And vice versa.
And to be absolutely honest, I'm a little bit vice versa myself.
I mean, not entirely, but just enough to be on the fence, you know.
Totally out of the running, but there we are.
Well, I must be off, Tinkerbell.
Oh, sorry. Kiss it better.
To be honest, the only person I really fancy around here is you.
What?
In the nicest possible way, of course.
Platonically. From afar.
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Good heavens, is that the tiny?
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There it is. Mother sent me all the way back for this.
Pity you're not there. I don't usually care if the golf club do. It's quite something this year.
Anyway see you later.
A chilly night.
Nothing you want I suppose. Is everything all right?
Yes yes bye father.
Better get back then I suppose.
Tim. Yes father. Everything tickety boo.
Yes father. Well you know tickety.
Perhaps not totally boo.
Thought not. Missed your tea.
Sorry father. Not good enough Timothy.
Sorry.
Are you in trouble?
Some sort of...
Wither...
Sorry.
With what? With a girl?
Spotted it. Spotted it at once.
If you ever are in some trouble with that sort of thing you know where to come.
Thank you father.
Straight to your mother.
Do you remember all these years ago when you took me aside and told me all about the...
Sex?
No no no. The other thing.
Tipping?
No.
No not tipping. No life.
Life in general. Do you remember you never ever mentioned...
You never mentioned the eternal triangle you know.
You never mentioned one girl and two fellas. Never.
And you were one of the fellas.
Right. But I'm not the girl.
Well I am ashamed of myself because the other fella turned up and I ran away.
Only the brave deserve the fair to me.
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Do you remember you remember at school all these years ago. Do you remember Titch Thomas?
Do you remember Titch Thomas drew all over me with his biro?
Do you remember years ago you were in the sixth form.
And he was in the first form.
You've got to stand up for yourself Timothy.
What and get knocked down?
Well getting knocked down is not such a bad idea.
It can be turned to advantage.
Really?
Did I ever tell you about Major Purefoy?
No.
Very big family of the Purefoy's. His sister was enormous.
Purefoy took rather a shine to your mother.
Really?
Yes.
So I went to Purefoy and I said look here it's either you or me.
Purefoy said that's right Lumsden. What are you going to do about it?
And you said let's fight for it.
No I said let's spin a coin.
Don't tell your mother.
You tossed for mother and you lost.
Goodness me.
I'm sorry father.
If I had lost Purefoy would have married your mother.
You'd be six foot tall with a ginger beard and dodgy teeth.
No I won.
That wasn't good enough for Purefoy. He came at me with a brick.
That was his big mistake.
You let him have what for?
No he practically killed me.
But there's one thing that a woman can never resist.
That's a man who's been beaten to a pulp.
And pretty soon it was wedding bells for me and my pretty nurse.
Pretty nurse? Who was that?
Your mother.
Excuse me.
It's not an excuse me.
No I don't mean excuse me I want to dance. I mean excuse me.
You are not a person that I like.
So what?
I'm being serious.
Shut off.
Go away Timothy.
Sorry I've got a job to do here.
Tiny please note I am smiling at Vanessa.
I want to upset the committee.
And please take your hands off the woman I love.
I'm going to sort him out.
Good. We've finally got it through his thick skull.
Come on then.
We'll go in there.
Timothy what do you think you're doing?
I know what I'm doing. Please this way.
You can come in a minute. We'll all be over by then.
Yes we will.
Tiny don't hurt him.
This will do.
Right. Where would you like me?
I'll take my jacket off.
Right.
Well what are you going to get?
Which side do you want?
What is all this?
Am I giving you a going over or are you posing for pictures?
Come on. Come on.
Timothy what's going on?
Mother please keep out of this. This is private business.
There's going to be a rumble.
Well you should chew your food properly.
Please leave me alone.
You'd better leave. He's not going to be a pretty sight.
What?
If you come out let him get on. Man's business.
Oh fair enough.
Well get rid of this lot then.
What's getting rid of me?
Mother please go. If you will not though there's nothing else for it.
But...
You see that delicious bouffé over there?
Yes. I'm going to chuck you right into the middle of it.
Wonderful. Excellent.
Mother you please keep out of this.
I know what I'm doing. Don't answer back.
I didn't. Language Timothy.
One, two, three.
Timothy.
Dear.
Timothy you alright?
No not very.
Tiny. Oh what have you done to him you brute?
What?
I didn't do it. It was mother.
Oh.
Not too good Timothy. You're all supposed to be the one on the floor.
I know.
I know. I know.
Mother you've ruined my whole life again.
Oh bully.
You horrible bully.
I'm going to kill you.
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Don't be such a coward.
Would it hurt, Mother?
Well, if you will throw yourself onto a whole forest of sausages on sticks.
I didn't throw myself, Mother.
Why you run after that type of girl I shall never understand.
I don't suppose she's got anything put aside.
She certainly hasn't spent much on underwear.
No, Mother.
Uncle Biffo took that tent jacket round India twice and he never got it covered in trifle.
Buttons, that's what I am, Mother.
What?
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Sorry, Father?
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I'm not an accomplice, I'm a police officer myself.
Hey, just take it easy. I'm trying to show a little ID here. Relax, will ya?
Captain Roman Brady, Salem Police Department.
That's right. Now what's going on?
Roman, it was an accident.
Silencio! Your friend here was caught with stolen money.
She killed one of my police officers while trying to resist arrest.
No, no. They didn't believe the money was mine. Roman, the gun went off by accident. You've gotta believe me. It was...
Let me have a word with her alone, please.
I'm sorry, Captain, but you're out of your jurisdiction.
Ramos.
Hold on a second.
That's a cow.
Wait a minute, wait. What do you think you're doing? What do you think you're taking her into?
No, no!
Get out of my way, buddy!
Prison door! Wait, trial!
Move!
Ryan! No, you're not!
You're not who I said you were! Like hell you are!
I got it!
Ryan!
Stop! Ryan!
Stop it!
Ryan!
We have talked about the baby, Justin.
No, we haven't. Not really.
There's nothing more to say.
You may not have anything to say, but I do.
I gotta get back to the hotel, Dad. I was expecting...
Adrian, please!
Please, I need to know some things. I need to understand.
I thought you said you did understand.
I understand your reasons, but I just don't see how you could have done it.
I mean, how you could have just given up our child like that.
Adrian, please, I need to know.
I don't know what to tell you.
No, when you first told me that you were pregnant, I couldn't believe how happy I was.
I mean, it was the most overwhelming feeling.
Justin, please.
Just... let me finish, okay?
I'm trying to handle this. I'm really trying to accept this, but I know...
when that day comes, when that child was supposed to be born, I mean, it's really gonna hit me.
And when that child was supposed to take his first step and say his first word,
I mean, I'm not gonna be able to get it out of my mind.
Are you?
No.
Adrian, I know how upset and angry you were about what Uncle Richard and I did.
And you had a right to be, but...
but no matter how bad things were...
did you have to do what you did?
Please, explain it to me. I need to understand.
There's something I gotta tell you.
How's Jack doing?
No problems here, piece of cake.
What about Steve?
He's stabilized for the moment, but I don't like the looks of it.
If his blood pressure drops any more, we could lose him.
Hope you don't mind if I observe. How's it going?
Everything's going fine with Jack. It's Steve that we're worried about.
What's wrong?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He's, uh, started developing irregular rhythms and his blood pressure dropped.
What happened?
We don't know yet. It's like he just started to give up or something.
Hey, buddy, now come on now.
This is Marcus. It's me. Don't you go checking out on us now, huh?
You never quit in your whole life and don't you start now. Come on. Come on.
Hey, dude.
Play a mean harp there.
Play a mean harp there. Almost as good as yours truly. Where'd you learn to play like that?
What?
Who the hell are you? What's going on?
Well, I wanted to tell you the last time we talked, but your uncle called and I couldn't.
Well, he's not gonna call this time, so go on. Tell me.
I've been wanting to tell you, Justin, but I've been afraid. I still am.
But I think you have a right to know.
What's going on?
It's some local police matter. What is it?
Well, I feel...
Justin, it's Diana!
I can tell them now. Let her go!
What's going on?
Don't let them get me!
Throw you in fire! You come for it, pal!
Roman, Roman, Roman!
Roman!
We're gonna get arrested too!
We can't let him take a life like this!
Let go of me, damn it!
Get back!
Roman, stop it!
Can I get you a coffee or something?
No, thanks. I don't want anything.
I just want this whole thing to be over with.
I know. Well, why don't you sit down? It could be a while.
But what do you suppose is going on in there?
Do you think everything's going all right?
I hope so.
Marcus went in to observe and he said he'd come tell us if anything was going on.
Oh, I feel so helpless.
If both of my boys were in there, you would think there would be something I could do to help something, but there is another thing.
Well, they both know that you're here for them. That means a lot.
Oh, Kayla, you must be going crazy yourself.
A little, but I...
Well, I'm trying not to because we have to be strong for them when they come out of it.
I'd like to believe that hoping is enough.
Is something else the matter, Jo?
No, not really.
Well, what is it?
Well, I can't break this feeling.
You see, when I gave my sons away for adoption, I figured I'd probably never see them again.
And now...
Okay, I don't want to lose them, not now.
Well, you can't think that way. It's not the same thing.
I mean, why am I so scared?
Well, it's just a natural feeling at a time like this.
I hope you're right.
I just can't help feeling that I'm going to lose one of my sons.
I get it.
It's some kind of a joke, right?
Huh?
All right, who's pulling my chain here?
Come on out.
It didn't... You have to understand that it did not seem...
It just seemed like part of the job, just like the dressing backstage, just like the rest of it.
So...
And you didn't find out that Otto Preminger was your father until you were 17.
And that, had my mother had her way, I never would have known.
My mother was... You know, it's interesting listening to Cheryl.
There is an ego thing that goes on, I think, with all our parents.
In my mother's case, she wanted a child that was going to be her child and her child alone.
She instigated an affair with Otto, got pregnant.
The minute she discovered she was pregnant, she...
How did you know that?
I told you. I know everything there is to know about you.
Of course, now, that might be a little hard for you to accept, so let me just set your mind straight.
I'll prove it to you.
I know all about your fantasies.
The ones you have when you're all alone.
You're a different man in your fantasies.
You act differently. You dress differently.
You don't even have a patch.
In fact, you look just like me.
How could you know that, man? I never told...
I never told anybody that.
Is that what this is here? This is some kind of fantasy, right?
It's the drugs they gave me down there to put me to sleep, right?
I hear that does a weird number on your head sometimes.
Well, it's either that or...
I'm in the Twilight Zone, man.
Or I'm dead.
No, you're not dead.
Not yet, anyway, but you will be soon at this rate.
So what?
It won't make any difference if I live or not.
Is that why you're doing this?
Are you just giving up on life?
Maybe I should give up.
Maybe everybody would be a lot better off if I was dead.
Come on, guys. What's going on over there?
We're losing him. Come on, Steve, don't do this.
He's in defense. Get the panels.
It's 100 watts. Seconds.
Get down, doctor. Charge.
Ready? Clear.
Come on, Steve. Come on, you can do it. It's up to you, man.
Now I know you can do it. Just come on, now.
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Come on!
Take it easy!
Let go of me, man!
Get it off of yourself!
Roman, you ought to thank me for not letting you make matters worse.
Whose side are you on, anyway?
Huh?
Just holding me back so the cops can just drag her away?
I was trying to keep you from being arrested, too, okay?
You're only gonna make matters worse for Diana by belting a cop.
Justin's right, Roman.
We've all gotta stay calm if we're gonna get Diana out of this.
Now, what happened?
What did Diana do?
As usual, she thought she could take matters into her own hands.
She let me believe I was gonna be shadowing her when she made this ransom drop
and she gave me the wrong location.
Then we got over to the hotel.
There's cops crawling all over the place,
and talking about stolen money, and she killed one of their men.
Diana killed a cop?
I don't believe it.
She said it was an accident. That's what I believe.
This whole thing smells of a setup, if you ask me.
Roman, what are we gonna do?
This is pretty serious.
I mean, the locals don't take too kindly to foreigners committing a crime,
especially something like this.
Listen, I think the best thing to do is to go down to the American Consulate
and try to get some assistance.
Yeah, you do that. I'm gonna go up to jail and see what I can do.
Wait, wait, wait. Do you think that's a good idea?
Don't worry. I'm gonna keep it under control.
I just don't want her to be over there all alone.
All right. We'll meet you back in the hotel then.
Hopefully with some good news.
Roman, we're gonna clear this up. We're gonna get Diana out of this.
Oh, you bet we will.
Come on, let's go.
What is taking so long?
Dr. Horton said it shouldn't take this long.
Well, sometimes these things take longer than planned.
Yeah, when there are problems, right?
Well, no, not necessarily.
Well, what else could it be?
Well, I don't know.
I just don't want to think about it right now, Jo,
because if something went wrong, I don't know what I'd do.
Kayla, I'm sorry.
I know that you are as worried about this as I am.
It's all right. We're both a little on edge right now.
I'm sorry. Do you mind if I come in here?
No, it's all right.
The reporter called me to the hospital.
He kept asking me all these questions.
I just couldn't deal with it anymore.
Well, I'm really kind of surprised you're here.
Well, I know. I probably shouldn't be.
Kayla, I can't help the way I feel about Jack.
I couldn't stay away from the hospital knowing what he's going through.
Have you heard anything yet?
No, not a word.
Not a word?
I hope Jack and Steve are both all right.
I don't understand what's going on.
I don't understand why they are not out of surgery.
Well, maybe I'll go see what's going on.
When you do that, would you let me know, please?
Yeah. Try not to worry, all right?
You really are worried about both of them, aren't you?
Haven't we got a reading yet?
Nothing. His blood pressure is still low.
Damn it, this shouldn't be happening.
It doesn't make any sense.
We're losing him. We can't let this happen, Mike.
Now you've really done it.
You've let your heart stop.
Your friend Marcus was right, you know.
If you don't do something quick,
it's turn out the lights and say good night for you, my friend.
Who you are.
You're no friend of mine. You're just giving me a hard time, dude.
I don't need you.
Well, you don't think you need anybody, do you?
What about the people who need you?
Did you ever stop to think what it might do to them if you go and die right now?
I already told you, man,
there'll be a lot better off down there without me.
I've been nothing but causing them trouble the whole time.
Now, if I take a dirt nap now,
it'll save a lot of people's lives.
Now, if I take a dirt nap now, it'll save a lot of problems for a lot of people.
Oh, why don't you stop feeling so sorry for yourself?
It's really getting old, and I don't believe it for a minute.
You can believe whatever you like, dude.
This is my life down there.
If I want to pull the plug on it, that's my call, isn't it?
If that's what you want to do.
But I don't think so.
And I don't think you're so sure either.
Am I right? I don't know.
I mean, it's a little late now, isn't it?
Look at me down there. I'm half dead.
There's not much I can do at this point, is there?
Not if you wait any longer.
But I wouldn't advise it.
Because, you see,
you have a lot more to live for than you think you do.
And I'll show that to you if you give me a chance.
But it's up to you, Steve.
As you say, it's your call.
So what are you going to do?
Come on, Steve. You can do it. Come on.
Come on. I know you can do it. Come on.
Come on, Steve.
We got a rhythm.
Yeah, that's it, Steve.
Come on, that's it, buddy. Keep it going.
All right, all right, all right. That should be enough for now.
His rhythms are still erratic.
If we can keep him going for now, maybe we can keep him stabilized.
The kidney's in place. I'm going to close and get him up to ICU here.
All right, all right. Let's close Steve up, too.
Maybe we can hold out.
He's got to hold on. He's got to hold on.
He's just got to hold on.
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It was 2.32 when she walked into my life.
She said she wanted some shots taken.
I said, babe, buy your own camera.
This 20 Kodak and Chinon model's at incredibly low prices.
I told her how I discovered this Kodak S10 for under $50
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Now's the time. I told her where to go.
She thanked me.
Would you at least take off these handcuffs? They hurt.
Yes, as long as you don't try anything funny.
What are they going to do to me?
That will be up to El Capitan.
Is this the money they were storing?
Yes, Captain.
And this is the woman who shot Hidalgo?
I didn't shoot anyone. It was an accident.
And that money is mine. I can prove it.
This is a great deal of money.
What are you doing so much?
I don't have to answer that.
I don't have to answer anything until I speak to an attorney.
You want to see an attorney? Why?
Because you think you are guilty?
I'm an American citizen and I know what my rights are.
You forget. You are not in the United States.
You are in my country and I am the law.
If you'll just let me make one phone call,
I can prove to you that this is my money, all right?
That does not change the fact that a policeman has been killed.
I don't know what they do to police killers in America.
But you will see what we do to them here.
Take it away.
No, wait. Please. It was an accident.
I didn't kill him. It was just an accident.
Well, of course I'm worried about both, Jack and Steve.
We all are.
Is there anything I can do to help you? Anything I can get you?
The only thing that's going to make me feel better
is when I know my son's all right.
You mean Steve?
Of course. Who else would I be talking about?
It's pretty amazing how Steve's kidney was a perfect match for Jack.
Lucky coincidence, I guess.
Most of the time it's in the same family.
A brother giving a kidney to a brother.
It's got to be really hard on the family.
Especially the parents.
Having two sons in surgery at the same time.
Yes, it must be.
Well, it's got to be the same feeling for you.
Why do you say that?
Well, a feeling as close as you do to Jack.
You know, sometimes it seems like you think of him as a real son.
Like you think of him as a real son.
Oh, don't be silly.
Jack has his own family. He doesn't need me.
I think he needs you more than you know.
At least you were able to get Steve back.
Barely. But if his vitals don't get any stronger,
the odds of his survival aren't very good.
I don't understand what happened.
Neither do I.
I mean, this happened to Jack. I could understand it.
He was the one with the injuries.
I mean, the rejection factor alone would be enough to drive him over the edge.
Well, do you think it could have been caused by an allergic reaction or maybe trauma?
No, no, no. We tested him for allergies.
Everything was great when we went into this.
You know, it's like those cases I've seen where the person just gives up the will to live.
Well, that doesn't make any sense. Steve's got everything to live for.
Let's hope he thinks so.
Because if he doesn't, there's nothing anybody can do to save him.
Marcus, like...
Is there a problem?
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
I mean, Jack's coming along fine. It's Steve.
Oh, no. He's not...
No, no, no. He's hanging in there. Barely.
He should be out of the anesthesia by now.
He's just not responding.
Damn it.
We got to do something for him. We can't sit around and watch that man die.
Look, I'm afraid that all we can do at this point is wait.
Okay, dude.
I'm on hold.
But the ball's in your court. You're gonna have to convince me.
Because I don't think my life is worth diddly.
What is it with you?
You enjoy being miserable. Is that it?
Is that why you keep sabotaging every chance that you have for happiness?
Some people were meant to be happy. Some of us weren't.
I'm not complaining.
I took the cards that were dealt me. I played the best game I could.
Good.
Why do you always want to be the martyr, huh?
Why don't you just go back in your body and live happily ever after with Kayla?
How did you know about Kayla?
I didn't say anything about her. I never even mentioned her name.
I told you I know everything about you.
Including all the good things you've done for people over the years.
What have I done?
Don't you try to make me out to be some kind of hero because I know I'm not.
Oh, you like to think you're this big bad dude, don't you?
Well, you know it's just a front.
You know it just as well as I do.
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
I'm getting real sick and tired of you telling me what I am and what I'm not.
You may look like me, but you aren't me.
I'm getting sick and tired of listening to your garbage.
Okay, go ahead. Walk away.
Be a coward. If that's the way you want to be remembered, that's your decision.
I'm not a coward.
You think I want to die?
I don't want to die.
I just don't want to keep on hurting people anymore.
What do you think you're doing to people?
What do you think it's going to do to them if you die right now?
Did you ever stop to think about that?
What about Kayla? What about your mother and your sister?
They'll get over it, man.
They've lived most of their lives without me.
They can spend the rest of their lives and make it just fine.
Hell, Jojo doesn't care about me anyway.
Why should she care?
Especially after what I did to her precious little Billy.
Your mother loves you just as much as she loves her little Billy.
You can deny it all you want, but it's true.
It would destroy her if anything happened to you.
Oh, yeah?
Then why don't you tell me something, Mr. Know-it-all?
Why did she give me up for adoption?
Why would she do that if she loved me so much?
And then she went looking for Billy, but not me.
And I'll tell you why.
Because I was nothing but trouble to her from day one.
She probably wishes she never even had me.
On the contrary, your mother was probably closer to you than any of her other children.
If you don't believe me, take a look at this.
It's okay, Mama.
Everything will be all right.
Oh, thank you, baby.
I need to do that right now.
Come here.
You know what you are.
You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
I don't want you to ever forget that, Jan.
I love you so much, baby.
I love you too, Mommy.